Secret Invasion Review season 1 episode 6 Finale - Where Samuel L Jackson is WASTED as Nick Fury as he does NOTHING in it. If Fury wasn't in this whole episode, nothing would have changed. Instead we "passed the torch" and it the whole series was done to humiliate Fury, tell him he was old and needed to be mothballed, and set up a possible new spin off show for Disney+. What an absolute disaster. This show has ruined the character of Nick Fury for me, and the fact that he's in The Marvels in the near future is absolutely laughable. This whole show is MCU self destruction, and even though I made a whole video about how bad this episode would be, it's WORSE than I expected. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Honestly if you want to know a cool military commander who does 10X the representation as this Fury then I suggest Jax Briggs in MK I miss the Bada** Nick Fury 😢
It's genuinely insane that the Skrulls, a species with the capacity to move 1 million sentients across interstellar space, are constantly whining that Fury, a single individual from a planet in (by comparison) the stone age, didn't find them a planet of their own. How? Seriously, how was an American spy supposed to even accomplish this goal? Why don't they blame Danvers, last seen traveling at faster thannlight speed with a ship full of Skrulls?
Yeah, the whole foundation of this story makes no sense, I guess it's meant to be a metaphor for something but as most of the planet doesn't know that the Skrulls are on the planet they could all join N.A.S.A or something and boost human space technology but nope it's just nuking the planet that'll get us what we want.
Yeah, I pointed that out when Captain Marvel came out and the shills just went along with it not realizing how they already messed up the secret invasion comic. Then in come all the excuses going “well that’s just another Skull empire”.
The skrulls had to be innocent refuges, so then can make this story about the dangers of unintergrated refuges and uncontrolled immigration. I'm entirely sure they thought it through, and it isnt an accidental message they wrote into their show.
I can’t believe She-Hulk literally ended with a meta joke about how dumb it was to have the badguy get powers from superhero DNA, resulting in a big cgi fight… and then Secret Invasion went and did _that exact thing._
The problem with all of these haphazard analogies to immigration/minority issues is they usually end up accidentally portraying the group they want us to see as the put upon victim group as legitimately dangerous.
Given the average Hollywood writer's tenuous grasp on morality it seems like an inevitable accident. They keep playing the sympathy card wrong, and writing bad "heroes" who don't inspire the good in us. If there was a list of all the writing issues that are killing the MCU that'd be up there.
That reminds me of HBO's True Blood. Despite the fact that the show runners wanted us to feel sympathy for the vampires, characters like Eric continually reminded you that they were dangerous and needed to be destroyed for others to be safe from them.
What's weird is the secret invasion already happened 15 years ago. There's actually no reason to destroy humanity since they already rule humanity. It kind of makes the show pointless.
IKR? If you're faction is capable of shape-shifting, mind control, etc why be overt about your actions when you can do things behind the scenes with less hassle and manipulate scapegoats if something calls for extreme?
Yes, exactly great point. The show even says the Skrulls have been on Earth for 30 years. So within that time frame they have gotten many into world leader positions, some became highly respected doctors etc etc. The Skrulls are shapeshifters and can literally make their lives better than humans by default. But because they can't walk amongst humans in their Skrull form, that somehow gets enough of them to decide to nuke the planet? I'm glad this show is over, every episode made be depressed.
@@121slayer I recall that the Bene Gesserit from Dune despite being able to be the head prefer to be the power behind the throne. Why? Because direct ruling will attract too many enemies. Also it seems that the Skrulls didn't even bother to do culturally and mentally shape humans to be accepting so that one day they can be accepted.
whats hilarious is if these cvnts had a brain.......they wouldve added the skrulls once the blip happened. skrulls transform to give humans a security blanket and allowing them to take over........but they have no foresight lol
@@kool4209 Well you know bad writing and apparently some of the showrunners don't watch the source material they're using. Or they do watch the source material but decided to fit a square peg into a circle because "muh message is more important."
Gravic has been a hardcore misanthropist this entire show, and *now* he has the audacity to say that killing people ate away at him. This episode is proof that the writers had no idea how to write this villain.
Guess no one paid attention😂. He was talking about when he was still working for Shield. Show might have been not great, but if you are going to moan about it, then at least pay attention.
1 million Skrulls arrived on Earth in *starships,* and none of them had databases of potentially habitable systems they’d found as they traveled through space?
You'd think their secret plan would be to build little scout ships to look around and then either a bigger ship or hoard wealth to buy a bus ticket off Earth or something. Maybe they're stealing all our gooooold or something you know like a comic book. They're not good but they're not evil genocidal monsters either they're just like scuzzy aliens.
@bethanyh1637 So our space alien refugees we are to feel bad for or relate too aren’t interested in a making a new home, but rather more interested in other people’s stuff. Got it.
Knowing the Skralls are actually quite evil makes Captain Marvel a lot funnier, she turn coated and strong womened her own side but she was basically being manipulated by a Skralls victim narrative. Hundreds of thousands of humans were killed and replaced because of her.
Yeah they keep making Captain Marvel more villainous somehow. Cause now we know that the Skrulls were wiping out any species they came across and Captain Marvel was part of one of the only groups that were successfully combating them and formed an alliance to destroy what is the deadliest species in the entire galaxy.
Typical Captain Marvel maneuver. There's a reason the comics gave her the big sleep and gave much more likeable Rogue her powers. I never hear about Rogue messing up as bad as Captain Marvel does every day and Rogue was around for awhile.
And there's the question of why the Skrulls 100% blamed Fury for not getting them a planet, when Captain Marvel had said she'd do it. Perhaps they realize she's as evil as they are, lol, and is therefore "one of them".
Lol did that person in the writer's strike holding the "ChatGPT doesn't have childhood trauma" sign write this show? "When I was 9 my daddy said he'd get me pony but then didn't (after he found out you can't keep a pony in a SoCal mansion)! This is the most real thing that every happened to me and shaped my life. The emotions I'll be able to evoke from audiences with this will change entertainment forever."
Honestly, the writers are probably from my generation, so I can’t help but compare... For whatever problems I developed later in life, at least my parents raised me right and gave me a great foundation to build from. My mom and dad complemented and respected each other, and each of them gave me different perspectives to consider during my formative years. The current-day Hollywood writers all sound like kids from broken homes, raised without strong men in their lives. It’s kinda sad... but then they write misandrous garbage like Secret Invasion and my sympathy evaporates.
@xlae-sz9vq that line too is something you'd expect from casual talk in the internet, not from a skrull pretending to be some official in the government.
@@FlameOfRoyeca I agree but at this point the show was already doomed and that line was honestly the only that gave me any sort of emotion in the episode so I like it
@@Renavatio2586 Even with that protection, they should be dying anyway considering that they get freed, then stumble out through the same power plant areas the "Nick Fury" was staggering through while apparently dying of radiation poisoning. Even though it was Giah acting, the fact that she needed to act like that plus Gravik saying that Fury needed the rad protection pills to NOT die immediately says that all those people should be severely to lethally irradiated just for walking out of that power plant.
Questions no one answered: 1. Why did Fury and Danvers abandon the search for a new home world? They never give a reason; just say everyone gave up at some point. 2. Why wouldn’t the Skrulls eventually take matters into their own hands and find their own home world? Why does that all fall on the shoulders of these earthlings? (Thanos’s garden planet appears to be uninhabited) 3. How long was Rhodey a Skrull? Was he replaced before some of his previous appearances, or just for this series? 4. How long was Ross a Skrull? And why is he not in either Wakanda or prison? 5. Why can’t the Skrulls just create their own country on Earth like the Asgardians did. And I can come up with answers for this one, but as the possibility is never brought up, I’m left with the impression that the writers just didn’t think of it. 6. Talos claims they face hostility on every planet they go to. Why? 7. If a million Skrulls have already been living on Earth for a couple of decades without even fury detecting it, how did Gravik and his followers become convinced they need to kill on the humans? They’ve already made Earth their home. 8. It looks like Agent Hill never went to space, so why did she need a Skrull imposter in Spider-Man: Far From Home? 9. Why did the president declare war on “all off-world born species,” when he knows there’s an entire peaceful country of aliens who had nothing to do with this genocide attempt? It can’t be an accident. He carefully chose those exact words instead of just saying “skrulls.” He’s clearly saying that no space aliens are welcome on Earth. 10. Is it standard procedure for Skrulls to abduct people and steal their lives, or is that just a Gravik thing?
The writers couldn't keep track of details in their own show and you expect them to follow the entire MCU? But if your head canon needs holes filled just consider... The Skrulls were always an evil race bent on domination with no interest in developing their own world. Fury was the only person in the galaxy dumb enough to let them hang out on their planet. That should cover most of your questions... as for the rest: Rhodey has been a skrull ever since he turned into Don Cheadle. Ross has been a Skrull ever since he and Dr Strange stopped Moriarty. And, of course, Hill was on maternity leave and was retelling her children of the time she met their father.
6. Because apparently they are just either entitled immigrants that think that the host planet needs to accomodate them and if they don't they try to inflitrate and destroy them 7. Because "I wanna live here the way I am, in my own skin"
good list, ill try to tackle some of it. most of the planet problem seems to be that the skrulls are known throughout the galaxy (universe?) as world ending monsters, which they are, and so any world they inhabit that they go about openly results in the universe declaring war on them. specifically the kree, are trying the hunt them all down. Earth was a backwater planet that has enough protection to keep a small population of skrulls hidden form the universe. so looking for a planet means finding a way to force the universe to let the skrulls live in peace, that was never going to happen. the president's speech means nothing in actuality, he's asking congress to pass legislation, he's not king of the world he's president of the united states. some crazy's in the us start shooting people at random, must be a tuesday. he can't affect new asgard without starting a war, that's in norway. i've got no idea how to answer the other questions honestly, the show was shit and you and I have likely put more thought into it then the writers.
11. Why is there no one in the writers' room asking these questions when the increasingly convoluted and flimsy continuity of a multi-billion dollar cinematic universe is at stake?
Skrulls were kicked off 109 planets. Skrulls are quick to tell you that they're hated, but will never tell you why. The skrull cries out in pain as he hits you. Criticizing skrulls for their own actions is antriskrulitism.
The skrulls are currently trying to get men and woman to hate each other through feminist propaganda like Babrie to reduce the birth rates in their host countries.
Because nothing matters anymore. When he mimicked Ebony Maw’s powers he literally _grows_ the metal rings on his fingers that that character used to WEAR. That’s not “comic book” logic… that’s “the writers don’t give af” logic.
So $212 million went into this production? Either Disney is completely thick and getting ripped off by everyone or it's money laundering. LOTR with almost 12 hours of footage was only $300 million.
@@osets2117 I shall counter the inflation point with the fact that Avatar 2 is only $250 hundred million. A full CG film that required massive amounts of new tech to achieve what it wanted just like LOTR did.
@@MajorSmurf wrong usage of the word "point" that's my fault. I don't mean the point you made about the price I mean the "price point", the sale price, the final price, the total cost.
I just watched OverlordDVD/Doomcock and apparently there had been lots of money from Lucasfilm going out through lots and lots of company credit cards (shoes?). There have obviously been feminist creative teams on She-hulk and Secret invasion also and at the same time cheap looking content and massive expenses. I wonder where they go for coferences, Dubai? 50 people wining and dining in Dubai for a couple of weeks while writing this would some things.
It's even better when you realize that the woman could've just brought up the fact that the false flag operation was precisely what happened with bombs in Russia, and how they were trying to put blame on America after that. You could've had an actual back and forth between her and fake Rhodey. Problem with that would be that eventually, they'd realize Rhodey is weirdly hell-bent on nuking that place. Not to mention the "dead russians" on the motorcade would be immense bollocks, given that they'd turn into Skrulls after death.
If you had told me when Iron Man 1 dropped, that RHODEY would utter such a grammar school line, I'd have laughed you out of the theatre! What in the entirety of FUCK is going on?!
Why on earth would someone (who is apparently immediately in control of a whole power set) use Drax's power when they can use Captain Marvel's or Thor's??
I'm not sure Thor would be a good choice he's pretty hammer based. He could hold out his hand and try and summon it but it could be like far away and Thor might miss it. Obviously you want Antman's powers because Paul Rudd makes otherwise boring things fun so in that line of thinking Drax make's sense. Ppl make fun of wrestling but some of those guys have great timing.
I loved the fury who was always on top of things and was always mysterious. Characters like those don't need much about them revealed and they can always keep people enthralled
you would expect fury to be the marvel character with the MOST connections of people he can call from to help him, but nope he wants to take on a doomsday scenario on with just him and a few others because its 'his problem', oh no dude its everyones.
The worst thing a show could ever do is not being entertaining. Even Disparu is working hard to make it seem entertaining and I just feel....indifferent.
I legit have nothing but hatred for these writers. I hate people who let them do this even more. For once I want justice god damn it. Fury did not deserve this
I think people should just count it as a good run. Ironman to either infinity war or ender's game I mean endgame was just perfect. No other comic media has anything like that. Now it's obviously over oh well. Better then poor DC fans have got with neck snapping Superman and a Flash who got his name from his crimes instead of his speed.
They can't blame the woman who broke the promise. That would be wrong because women can never do anything wrong; how will anyone blame the patriarchy ? I guess the black man is lower on the oppression ladder than the white woman.
Would this be actual Fury or race swapped Fury where Samuel L Jackson just played himself with an eye patch? Then I suppose the next question is if it was the MCU version of Fury what did you expect? If you are going to race swap him it is inevitable he will either get gender swapped or replaced by a women "far superior" to himself. I am sure it is in a procedural manual for Marvel now. Personally I was gutted they didn't have David Hasselhoff reprise his role as Fury, I would have laughed my head off. I think The Negotiator back in 1998 was the last time Jackson made me believe the role he portrayed. I mean if you swapped out the eye patch for a lightsaber you get pretty much the exact same character and mannerisms. Apologies if it comes off harsh, I don't mean it that way. Any animosity is towards the people responsible for this disaster going back right to the start of the MCU.
Did the writers totally forget Rhodes legs being busted up in Civil War? They never seemed to address it... But then that's probably the least of the writing issues. I find it so hard to sympathise with these strikes when they're paid so much more than me for doing things like this!
Well, they get paid to piss off the fans, and let’s be honest here, they do a tremendous job at it. What? Getting rid of the fans wasn’t the goal of the show. But then .. how .. why … damn.
They forgot alot of things. Starting with the fact that Nick Fury was somebody before he even met Captain Marvel or the Skrull. Rhodes being captured in Iron Man 3 and being hurt to get out the suit? Either he wasn't a Skrull at that point or he somehow doesn't react to pain then how they react in this show. Or how Fury had talks with several Avengers several times, something the Skrulls could not really do for him, so the line "I am not good with people" is bullshit. He has to be self confident at the same time, so the whole "he is worthless and the Skrulls did everything" doesn`t work. Someone who is incapable of doing anything does not have the self confidence to carry himself in certain discussions or situations like Fury did. Disparu brought up the one scene they use and think people don't remember his reaction. If anything, this show shows that many writers are overpaid braindead people who can't even get things right they should know simply by watching the movies. That should be the bare minimum to even be considered to work at a set for one of those movies. Writing one should have more hurdles to begin with (but we already know Disney doesn't care, there are so many examples in the MCU and Star Wars where the writers show that they know less then a casual fan)
6:00 that's not how radiation sickness works.... Lemme tell you, if you are coughing, struggling to walk.... you are dead. You are just waiting to die at that point. Your choices are, "continue to hang out in this radiation until your body finally shuts down" or, "go seek immediate medical attention, and have about a %7 chance of a seriously nasty recover process."
Well that wasn’t actually the real Fury so it doesn’t really matter… but the fact that all the human hostages being held captive by the Skrulls had also been in that facility for months is a pretty big plot hole. Also, if they were keeping the original people alive so they could access their memories as and when they needed them, why did they still need Martin Freeman’s character when the Skrull impersonating him died in the first episode?
@@shelbyvillerules9962that’s actually easier to explain. Once you rendition someone to copy them, you can’t undo that. Not without leaking the entire premise that someone didn’t die. The Skruls are a secret t. Their replication machines are secret. Apparently, their Xerox machine is needed to copy people ? No. Because the Captain Marvel movie never needed the “extraction” booth memory device. Probably. It’s not explained if it’s 100% needed, or if it’s tactical. Okay, now I don’t know. Maybe it’s more reliable. It’s more likely it’s a remnant from hibernation pods used to transport people over long distances. But, it’s a huge weak point for any invasion or war if they can keep the xerox machine base hidden. Or, that they would want revenge, or that they would remember different events and expose that the possibility exists that they could be copied or duplicated.
@@gamingapocalypse7973 True, Ben 10's character designs are way cooler than what Marvel has given us lately. Plus Kevin is better written than that Mary Sue G'Iah.
Movies always do radiation wrong. When you take a lethal dose of radiation the most you usually have is like a slight sunburn... then you rapidly deteriorate over the next few days. Its not a cinematic way to die. but it is awful.
@jimsteinmanfan80 I missed that bit but most radiation pills are iodine to prevent thyroid cancer which radiation exposure is prone to causing. If he was as sick as he was acting he would be dead pills or not. But I guess it doesn't matter given the reveal lol. MCU has gone to complete shit. Honestly they're impressing me how they can keep making it worse.
First response to intense radiation levels is the vomit. Then there's the grace period, where nothing seems wrong and fine and dandy, but in reality DNA is absolutely getting shredded to bits. After the grace period, that's when shit hits the fan and you'll wish for death.
@@jimsteinmanfan80 there is no pill you can take beforehand. The iodine pills are for radioactive iodine contamination and that's a short-lived isotope so it's there only if the nuclear power plant is active. Long dead nuclear power plants have no radioactive iodine anymore (but still plenty of other radioactive sources)
I was on a attack sub when young. And yes you had to learn about radiation poisoning. It is as you say, a terrible way to die. But not visually entertaining.
It reeks of fan fiction to come into a decades old universe and suddenly my new self insert character is the bestest ever and has all the powers of all the heroes only even better and can shape shift. In a series in my opinion sometimes fewer powers is better. Like look at Magneto. He literally does 1 thing. But he's awesome.
The writer they hired to write this, Brian Tucker, has written the script for one movie, ten years ago... I think they might have hired him on some other ground than his competence.
It's painfully clear that these writers are so bitter their work gets compared to better writing. They do everything in their power to destroy the older better movies.
@@carlosroo5460 It's so slow. I understand animation takes time but by the time One Punch Man season 3 comes out I'm going to be too old to remember it. Attack on Titan had about 3-5 year gaps where I don't even remember the characters anymore I'd have to watch the entire show over again. I guess Shield hero season 3 is coming out but it's still glacially slow. Late 80s early 90s shows would have 24 episodes per season every single year. Moden media is like 6-8 episodes and in the case of anime over 2-3 years per season. They can't hire more animators?
Show expects the audience to believe somewhere and somehow, the DNA of all the Avengers, Korg and the Guardians was taken and put into a tiny vile for Fury to keep That's what gets me more than all the other nonsense in this show
They idea of hiding it in Finland when you have a lab on a satellite in space where you could experiment with it and keep it separated if you ever would want to use some of it but not all is really, really ludicrous.
Just a little observation: Gravik right now is confirming everything that bree larson from Captain Marvel was told by the Kree about the Skroll. Something that at the time was portrayed as a lie by the kree to justify their genocid of the skroll. And the Kree were the villains in captain marvel. Bree larson killed thousands of not tens of thousands of them to protect the skroll. The skroll we now learn were exactly the warring genocidal maniacs the kree portrayed them as. Secret invasion just retroactivly flipped the entire script of captain marvel. Does that mean that bree larson was actually a villain in captain marvel?
The director saying "Nick Fury reconciles with Gravik" was just bait to try to get people to think that conversation really was Nick Fury, and therefore sell the twist that absolutely everyone saw coming a mile away. The interviewer didn't mention the part where the director said that and immediately started giggling and mumbling about how clever he was.
Not gonna lie, I half expected Captain Marvel to come in, in that final fight, and say ‘she’s not alone.’ To Gravik. Lol. Then Cassie Lang will also show up and invite all the Skrulls to live at her house and neighborhood. Lol.
So when they say "all aliens are enemies of the state", is that a declaration of war on New Asgard? Did they really just forget that there is an entire disphoria living in Scandanavia? Not to mention all the other aliens that have appeared across the MCU and have interacted with the world over the years
Even with New Asgard being a pathetic shell of what Asgard once was, I wouldn’t want to piss off Asgardians. Going to war with super human space Vikings doesn’t sound fun.
I hate the idea of AI taking over the entertainment industry, especially within the field of writing and storytelling. After watching the last episode of Secret Invasion, I am rooting for 99% of American writers to get replaced with a computer.
You and me both! I used to argue against AI because I believe entertainment requires the human touch but if this is what the human touch is let's get rid of it, let's burn it with fire!
@@trevoravery9270 I 100% think it wrote ring of power. Why does a stone sink and a ship doesn't? The ship is looking up? Scene: Galadriel and Sauron just totally run into each other on the high sea and hang out with each other for days. It's either a bot or a less talented Rainman. She's sparkly I like sparkly dwarves. No we can't have a female black dwarf. Why not she's sparkly. We have to get back to the plot. I like sparkly dwarves. Okay we can keep her.
@@MamaMOB As someone who is pursuing a Writing Masters I could do a much better job with this show, Though I admit Captain Marvel is primarily to blame for this shit since it portrayed the Skrulls as innocent refuges not as an Empire on par with the Kree, there is so much they could have done with this show maybe having a few Skrulls who don’t know they’re Skrulls(just like the comics) and thus want to protect Earth as they believe they are humans and want to protect “their world!” Or heck better yet have Phase 4 end with ‘Avengers:Secret Invasion’ where We find out That the Skrulls have infilitrated Earth(which would be teased across multiple projects as a way to build up to it) with unlikable characters being revealed as Skulls whilst Thor returns to his more IW based incarnation and Bucky Barnes becomes the New Captain America going forward!
My main questions of the last episode, other than why, is: How could Rhodes walk after being paralyzed in Civil War? Did they just leave his exo-skeleton on and the Skrull Rhodes faked it? And second, if the radiation was so bad at the nuclear site, how did all the captured humans survive? At the very least, all of the captured world leaders would be stage 5 by now.
A few people have asked those questions. Once, continuity was an important full time job on productions. Seems it's gone by the wayside like everything else or they've employed people who don't see the point in it.
This dialogue makes me think that at least this episode was entirely written by experimental AI Cause if it's not, someone needs to get fired asap (into the sun preferably) And the saddest thing is that realistically, an AI would probably do a better job than these writters
I don't know their writing practices but I think they are the biggest fiction company in the world. It seems likely that they have writers, story editors, producers, show runners, and excecutives making the script before giving it to a director and then let excecutives watch it before release. They all signed of on THIS!
The AI *would* do a better job. When it begins to write, an AI has to understand basic writing principles as well as understand the source material it's working on so it can understand the characters that are pushing the story along. In other words, the two most basic steps in writing a decent story... and two things modern writers fail to do regularly.
@@xSilentZeroXx AI has to understand the basics based on how do you feed it on with... AI learns from the surroundings at first: you give it great writing to absorb as reference, it will use that as foundation. But imagine you give it She-Hulk & Secret Invasion (made by human writers) as reference, AI will base its writing on things like that.
So Gravick didn't know Fury was an imposter the entire time he talked to him, up until Emilia shapeshifted, so that HAS to mean Emilia read his mind to get the information she needed to trick Gravick, which means everything she said while pretending to be Fury must have been what he actually believed.
Or he could have just told her what to say to piss Gravik off, there’s no reason Fury would allow someone to have access to his memories. He still holds classified secrets in his head even though SHIELD was disbanded, and now he runs SABER, so yeah,no need to copy his memories.
@@ajclements4627 Nope. First off, how would agreeing with Gravick piss him off? Second, how would pissing him off help them? That'd just make it more likely Gravick would just kill her. Like he should have done anyway. Third, this plan doesn't actually require her to speak, AT ALL. The only thing it needs is for her to go to this place, act weakened by radiation, give him the DNA(don't even get me started on storing dozens of DNA samples of both humans and aliens in one small glass vial) and then collapse inside the machine and hope he doesn't kill her or throw her out before buffing himself into godhood. She never had to say a word, so unless Fury told her to say that there's no reason to think she would, and the only reason he'd tell her to say it is if he feels guilty because Gravick is right. The other option is she mind read him and said what he believed to convince Gravick she's really him which would only work if Gravick was certain Fury would actually believe that for a second. Emilia has NO reason to say that, she has every reason to despise him since he killed her parents, both of them. So she has no reason to agree with him, no reason to speak at all, and no reason to make Fury degrade himself. Unless that was the plan, made by Fury. And Fury made her an unstoppable GOD, you REALLY think giving her sensitive information is something he cares about?
@@haku8135 I didn’t write the ridiculous crap that was supposed to pass for conversation between her and Gravick lol, I just made a comment about it. She wasn’t necessarily agreeing with him, she was trying to get him to drop his guard a bit, that’s why she pretended to be dying from the radiation when she walked in as Fury. Both she and Gavrik getting the powers of literally every hero and villain that participated in the Battle for Earth was stupid AF in the first place.
Secret Invasion is basically a sub-product created by sub-par writers who are following a predetermined template. This 6-part Disney series does not even qualify as a very bad "B" movie. It's a direct insult to the intelligence of the fan base.
That's the thing there is no fanbase anymore. This show is targeting a specific portion of thick headed MCU stans who would give their life to defend this. It wasn't a success but it reached their targeted minority audience.
Did anyone point out how dumb it was for Fury's wife to pretend she's Priscilla for the woman's parents? It's like buying a new dog before a kid notices that the dog died, only much, much worse.
What I do not understand is: Coleman has an Oscar... and the spy franchise she is signing up for is ... Secret Invasion? ... I thought James Bond was rebooting, so why not hold out for M?
Actors now goes to MCU just for an easy pay, espdcially great lang actors like her, because they get a enough pay so/and they arent the main stars of the show , they are side characters
If they know they were going to give nick fury a romance plot point with a skrull, why do they go completely out of their way to make the female skrulls look like disgusting androgynous lizard people? In the comics lots of the female skrulls still had very feminine features, some looked downright gorgeous. Lyja from the fantastic four comics was even married and had a kid with human torch. She was likeable, and I remember all the time while reading the comic thinking "dude human torch why are you mad you found out shes a skrull, that alien chick is hot as fuck". I swear its like they purposely had to include a scene with nick fury making out with a disgusting bald masculine reptile monster just to deconstruct his character further. It's so unnecessary and weird. Nothing about modern marvel feels right, it all feels like its created by people who never once picked up a comic in their life, and made fun of those who did growing up.
That's so funny thank you I never read the comics and I love hearing little bits of lore like this. Just things they didn't need to change. I guess it saves $ to not make a lady skrull model the fan boys would say but no you're right someone thought it would be funny to do this to Nick Fury.
The biggest question I have is how come these guys can travel across the galaxy and have machines to enable long term disguises, WHY CAN'T THEY TERRAFORM A DEAD PLANET!
"We have a nine-year old with a sub-machine gun in there with hostages. They're yelling something about how they were 'betrayed' about Santa Claus." "Let's open negotiations by giving them a tactical nuclear weapon, no strings attached."
So I guess the question was never even considered by anyone at Marvel at the end of the show (because that would require them possessing intelligent and rational thought): Gaia (or however her name is spelled) now has pretty much ALL of the powers of every super-powered being in existence within the MCU to date, including Carol Danvers. She is basically a freaking GOD now. Why is she slinking around alleyways all spy-like when she can literally be anywhere she wants in seconds and no one on planet Earth would have any chance of stopping her? And what could Oliva Coleman's character possibly offer her in exchange for working with her? Again, practically a god at this point, can pretty much do anything, doesn't require the help of a single human for anything she wants or needs. Any particular reason why SHE isn't looking for a new planet for the skrulls now instead of slumming around on Earth?
Exactly! Had to scroll down a lot for this comment. Daenerys is now, by far, the most powerful entity in the whole MCU, only second to Celestials. And I have a feeling that we'll NEVER see her again.
the moment Sam jackson went live and called people incels for not liking Brie as Capt Marvel........ should've told everyone exactly where this was headed.
LOL I missed that. All I know is what Team America taught me and he betrayed in the Ridiculous 8. When a man puts another mans pns in his mouth they make a sacred pact. An unbreakable bond. To do that and then not even give a man his blanket? That's some peak Tarantino's people's behavior. They literally just started drawing Nick Fury to look identical to Sam Jackson and then dangled a 30 movie deal in front of him. I hope this counts as his last one poor guy. Imagine if he has to show up in like 5 more things.
I still can’t get over how a show like this costed practically quarter of a billion dollars. Netflix daredevil 13 episodes show was only 40 million a season. How just how are these shows this expensive ? I don’t get it. It looks like any other cheap show but costs like game of thrones prices.
I just watched OverlordDVD/Doomcock and apparently there had been lots of money from Lucasfilm going out through lots and lots of company credit cards (shoes?).
@@jimsteinmanfan80 Yea I guess when it’s a goliath company making it money leaks everywhere. At this point if Disney completely stopped making movies and show they would make money.
I just watched OverlordDVD/Doomcock and apparently there had been lots of money from Lucasfilm going out through lots and lots of company credit cards (shoes?).
100% money laundering, there is no way such a cheap looking show used 200m in the actual production of it. It looks no different from a CW show. Hell, tokusatsu from the 90s look better than this with a fraction of its budget.
From the She-hulk series it seems pretty clear that they watch channels like this (with hundreds of thousands of subscribers) to actually know what the audience really think. They should contemplate the cost of doing these six reviews compared to the making of the show and the fact that the reviews are much more appreciated than their show (I'm hoping they read this).
Honestly that’s been the case of just about everything he’s reviewed. It cracks me up that an awful unwatchable abomination like Willow is getting scrubbed from reality and the only remnants of it’s existence will be Disparu’s hilarious episode recaps.
Sorry for any fans of hers out there but my gosh, Emilia Clarke is such an unappealing actor. She constantly has that angry 'i'm a tough girl' face and combined with her incredibly short frame (she's what, barely 5' 2"??) it just makes me laugh. She's about as intimidating as a butterfly. This show was awful, every time Fury was on the screen with his ugly wife all he did was simp for her, constantly telling her how wonderful she was.. man, it was SO pathetic!!
@@GreenFalcon926nah it just how this story potray her make her look bad...as OP mention she have small figure and she feels disconnected with the expression of the character.
@@abidurreza268 That's her agent's responsibility. And not all of her roles are that way. GoT and Me Before You, come to mind. She's not been acting that long. Hopefully she gets more roles to suit her better.
That's exactly what happened. During the golden age all the aliens were super sweet and kind to the humans that had amazing technology and were united. As soon as things went south for humanity the xenos showed their true disgusting colors. I hope there's aliens out there and I hope they know we're coming for them.
The blame is in Captain Marvel. If they hadn't presented the Skrulls as nice aliens they could had just introduced the Fantastic Four and built up the humiliation in the comics towards them by the Fantastic Four and the Avengers. As it is, a civilization with interstellar travel, being angry because one guy of a civilization with no interstellar travel, cannot find them a planet, those aliens deserve to be deleted. I hope the writers don't come back from the strike.
A few questions to think about after having suffered through this. How did this series cost 200 million dollars? Has one of the writers ever researched what the secret service is/does? Can it get any worse than this? How is this worse than she hulk, that disaster was at least funny to laugh at, this show is just boring...
Well, this is horrendously bad but not She-hulk bad. They brought in Dana Schwartz. In some ways though I agree that it was actually much worse as it made no sense at all but She-hulk was more aggresively misandrist.
Complains about how Fury ""turned a "War People" into a band of beggars", yet also complains about the the effect killing has on him. Contradictory writing? In the same scene? Couldn't be.
They won't let him talk. Watch any podcast with 6+ people especially if some of them are Brits. I'll spend up to an hour on Nerdrotic waiting for Mauler to get to say something. He'll get half a sentence in and get interurrupted by one of the clowns that has ate up 20 of the last 60 minutes out of again 6 people. The ideal podcast number is 3 people and even then they better make sure to pass the torch and all say something. Once it's 8 people it's basically a party simulator and you won't hear from half the people as the egos get even bigger.
I have so many questions about the Secret Invasion finale. 1. How did they keep the samples of the Thanos and Black Order when Tony Stark eradicated all traces of their existence into dust? 2. How can you get DNA from Korg? Plus his biology is not that special. 3. Why didn't Gravik use Extremis to survive that blast? Are these powers he got not passive? 4. When Gravik uses Ebony Maw's powers, why did he have Maw's rings? I mean a pale skinny arm with telekinesis is enough to recognize. Or if this is telekinesis, why does he have to shape-shift his arm to be like Maw? They think viewers need a visual aid to see he is using telekinesis. 5. How come the database knows all of the character's names like Korg and the Black Order but not Groot. They classified him as Flora Colossus. Korg is Kronan. Gamora is Zen-Whoberi. Why didn't they classify them by their species? 6. Why didn't they get Spider-Man's DNA? Did that DNA get erased by Doctor Strange's spell too? 7. When they said the Harvest is the collection of DNA collected during the Battle in Endgame, how do they know Ghost was there? If they say Ghost's DNA is already collected before Endgame, why didn't Fury and his Skrull buddies collect Quicksilver's DNA in Age of Ultron? Heck, there was no DNA of the Scarlet Witch too. 8. Lastly, if they can get Extremis, why not Pym Particles? I'm sure SHIELD has samples after Hank Pym's departure from that organization or Skrull agents trying to obtain them. And if Rhodey was a Skrull in Endgame then he should have taken a sample of it.
@@thedamarrr You wonder if you're at a garbage dump and you look over and you see a cracked toilet. Yep I'm in a garbage dump. If she was any good it would be looking over and seeing a pretty flower and being confused is this a park? Instead no she fit right in. People give D&D a lot of hate but noone else has been able to make that basket of loons behave the only real actor in that show was Sean Bean and they of course spoilers take him right out. 2 of their star actors Arya and Bran started off as 8 year olds. Do you really think anyone is ever going to cast adult them in anything? Ever? I thought I'd like Sansa but X-people disabused me of that foolishness. When you get out acted by Jay Wow.
"I killed him because of you!" I have a feeling that won't hold up as a defense in court, lol. And that actor- he's just horrible. I hope he doesn't become a "thing". The Guardian reviewer was certainly fawning over him as if he were. It's also worth noting that they're completely ignoring Captain Marvel's role in promising a planet to the Skrulls alongside Fury. What's the deal there- is Marvel just hoping everyone would forget?
English is not my main language but even with that language barrier I could still tell that this guy cannot act at all. It's like he is reading the script without any emotion.
I love how Disparu was rightfully losing it so badly at this episode that he was going through the nuclear power plant scenes as though Fury was actually Fury, not Gaia wearing his skin 😂
This is the perfect show for the writer's strike. Its a terrible show that hurts the writers far more than it could help, but it is perfect for that task.
Absolutely sucks the damage they've done to Marvel and DC and Star Wars especially since it wouldn't have taken much effort to follow the comic books from a certain era and make billions but they chose not to for some reason
No, everything she said were her words while wearing Fury’s skin, and there’s no definitive evidence she copied his memories. He could have told her everything she needed to say to convince Gravik she was Fury.
@@ajclements4627 there are like 16 lines in this show, and in previous movies and shows, and in comics, of them doing this and having some memories.... like a little honesty ffs
@@thedamarrr All I’m saying is Fury wouldn’t necessarily need to allow her to copy his memories in order to make Gravik mad. He still has classified secrets in his head from his time in SHIELD, and now he runs SABER, so I think it’s doubtful she did copy them.
@@thedamarrr it doesnt matter. It was not Nick Fury. It simply doesnt have any worthwhile payoff. It's supposed to be espionage show and i've seen kid cartoons doing espionage better.
Secret Invasion Review season 1 episode 6 Finale - Where Samuel L Jackson is WASTED as Nick Fury as he does NOTHING in it. If Fury wasn't in this whole episode, nothing would have changed. Instead we "passed the torch" and it the whole series was done to humiliate Fury, tell him he was old and needed to be mothballed, and set up a possible new spin off show for Disney+. What an absolute disaster. This show has ruined the character of Nick Fury for me, and the fact that he's in The Marvels in the near future is absolutely laughable.
This whole show is MCU self destruction, and even though I made a whole video about how bad this episode would be, it's WORSE than I expected. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
Worst episode ever!
200 million Dollars for 13%.. What a waste
Honestly if you want to know a cool military commander who does 10X the representation as this Fury then I suggest Jax Briggs in MK I miss the Bada** Nick Fury 😢
your a smart whip my man. disney can suck it.
Ruined forever. They ruined him forever. ):
It's genuinely insane that the Skrulls, a species with the capacity to move 1 million sentients across interstellar space, are constantly whining that Fury, a single individual from a planet in (by comparison) the stone age, didn't find them a planet of their own.
How? Seriously, how was an American spy supposed to even accomplish this goal? Why don't they blame Danvers, last seen traveling at faster thannlight speed with a ship full of Skrulls?
Yeah, the whole foundation of this story makes no sense, I guess it's meant to be a metaphor for something but as most of the planet doesn't know that the Skrulls are on the planet they could all join N.A.S.A or something and boost human space technology but nope it's just nuking the planet that'll get us what we want.
Because she's too expensive to have in the show.
@@grandarkfang_1482 or maybe Brie Larson has... And I hesitate to say this... standards?
@@MamaMOB bad actor
Because captain marvel with destroy their arse
It was a mistake of MCU to make the Skrulls a bunch of innocent refugees than an intergalactic empire who was a dangerous threat of its own right.
why make good compelling story story when they can just shove THE MESSAGE
Yeah.
Yeah, I pointed that out when Captain Marvel came out and the shills just went along with it not realizing how they already messed up the secret invasion comic. Then in come all the excuses going “well that’s just another Skull empire”.
It seems like the Skrulls are exactly like the Joos more than anyone else.
The skrulls had to be innocent refuges, so then can make this story about the dangers of unintergrated refuges and uncontrolled immigration. I'm entirely sure they thought it through, and it isnt an accidental message they wrote into their show.
I can’t believe She-Hulk literally ended with a meta joke about how dumb it was to have the badguy get powers from superhero DNA, resulting in a big cgi fight… and then Secret Invasion went and did _that exact thing._
Did She-Hulk not get powers from superhero DNA, resulting in BIG, CGI fights?
@@bradpaton3927 Yeah and then in the finale they had a big meta scene where they mock that entire cliché.
@@shelbyvillerules9962I still have Thanos number just give me the word, for the love of God please give me the word ❗
@@shelbyvillerules9962how else were they going to "men bad" us to death? Contradiction and sexism go hand and hand
The problem with all of these haphazard analogies to immigration/minority issues is they usually end up accidentally portraying the group they want us to see as the put upon victim group as legitimately dangerous.
Given the average Hollywood writer's tenuous grasp on morality it seems like an inevitable accident.
They keep playing the sympathy card wrong, and writing bad "heroes" who don't inspire the good in us. If there was a list of all the writing issues that are killing the MCU that'd be up there.
Kinda what happens when you let in people who don’t care about your nation or it's people but want to have all your things flood through your borders.
Revelation of the Method: gotta show Truth, that means the controllers let you know what was happening, and you allowed it, therefore it's YOUR fault.
That reminds me of HBO's True Blood. Despite the fact that the show runners wanted us to feel sympathy for the vampires, characters like Eric continually reminded you that they were dangerous and needed to be destroyed for others to be safe from them.
Kind of the X-Men problem, though it was handled better.
What's weird is the secret invasion already happened 15 years ago. There's actually no reason to destroy humanity since they already rule humanity. It kind of makes the show pointless.
IKR? If you're faction is capable of shape-shifting, mind control, etc why be overt about your actions when you can do things behind the scenes with less hassle and manipulate scapegoats if something calls for extreme?
Yes, exactly great point. The show even says the Skrulls have been on Earth for 30 years. So within that time frame they have gotten many into world leader positions, some became highly respected doctors etc etc. The Skrulls are shapeshifters and can literally make their lives better than humans by default. But because they can't walk amongst humans in their Skrull form, that somehow gets enough of them to decide to nuke the planet? I'm glad this show is over, every episode made be depressed.
@@121slayer I recall that the Bene Gesserit from Dune despite being able to be the head prefer to be the power behind the throne.
Why? Because direct ruling will attract too many enemies.
Also it seems that the Skrulls didn't even bother to do culturally and mentally shape humans to be accepting so that one day they can be accepted.
whats hilarious is if these cvnts had a brain.......they wouldve added the skrulls once the blip happened. skrulls transform to give humans a security blanket and allowing them to take over........but they have no foresight lol
@@kool4209 Well you know bad writing and apparently some of the showrunners don't watch the source material they're using.
Or they do watch the source material but decided to fit a square peg into a circle because "muh message is more important."
Gravic has been a hardcore misanthropist this entire show, and *now* he has the audacity to say that killing people ate away at him. This episode is proof that the writers had no idea how to write this villain.
Literally last episode:
"Who wants it HUH?" *slits a fellow skrull's throat in front of others*
yeah nah, he is good guy that didn't want to kill.
what if,what if the writers are the misanthropists!
Literal no idea how to write. Fix it for you
Guess no one paid attention😂. He was talking about when he was still working for Shield. Show might have been not great, but if you are going to moan about it, then at least pay attention.
@@Jay9966they did try to literally kill him a few minutes before. Death by suffocation by gang jump. Maybe give context next time
1 million Skrulls arrived on Earth in *starships,* and none of them had databases of potentially habitable systems they’d found as they traveled through space?
You'd think their secret plan would be to build little scout ships to look around and then either a bigger ship or hoard wealth to buy a bus ticket off Earth or something. Maybe they're stealing all our gooooold or something you know like a comic book. They're not good but they're not evil genocidal monsters either they're just like scuzzy aliens.
This is what happens when a living, body-wide BRAIN DAMAGE is allowed to do anything.
The show never said this (but does infer it), it seems the Skrulls were only seemed interested in already developed planets.
@bethanyh1637
So our space alien refugees we are to feel bad for or relate too aren’t interested in a making a new home, but rather more interested in other people’s stuff. Got it.
@@chazzitz-wh4ly pretty much the same way as immigrant invaders.
Knowing the Skralls are actually quite evil makes Captain Marvel a lot funnier, she turn coated and strong womened her own side but she was basically being manipulated by a Skralls victim narrative. Hundreds of thousands of humans were killed and replaced because of her.
Yeah they keep making Captain Marvel more villainous somehow.
Cause now we know that the Skrulls were wiping out any species they came across and Captain Marvel was part of one of the only groups that were successfully combating them and formed an alliance to destroy what is the deadliest species in the entire galaxy.
Typical Captain Marvel maneuver. There's a reason the comics gave her the big sleep and gave much more likeable Rogue her powers. I never hear about Rogue messing up as bad as Captain Marvel does every day and Rogue was around for awhile.
And there's the question of why the Skrulls 100% blamed Fury for not getting them a planet, when Captain Marvel had said she'd do it. Perhaps they realize she's as evil as they are, lol, and is therefore "one of them".
*skrulls
Well not all of them, Talos was nice... even though he acted evil in first half of her movie, buy that's just to mislead...
Breaking a promise to a 9 year old sounds amazingly like a DADDY ISSUE! These writers have nothing else...
Lol did that person in the writer's strike holding the "ChatGPT doesn't have childhood trauma" sign write this show?
"When I was 9 my daddy said he'd get me pony but then didn't (after he found out you can't keep a pony in a SoCal mansion)! This is the most real thing that every happened to me and shaped my life. The emotions I'll be able to evoke from audiences with this will change entertainment forever."
That 9 year old Skrull grew up to be a member of the Cringe Worthy (CW) Gotham Knights.
So, it’s been 20 years and they still never grew up. Yep, sounds about right.
Honestly, the writers are probably from my generation, so I can’t help but compare... For whatever problems I developed later in life, at least my parents raised me right and gave me a great foundation to build from. My mom and dad complemented and respected each other, and each of them gave me different perspectives to consider during my formative years. The current-day Hollywood writers all sound like kids from broken homes, raised without strong men in their lives. It’s kinda sad... but then they write misandrous garbage like Secret Invasion and my sympathy evaporates.
childhood trauma is all they have
*Gravic:*
"Every person I killed took a little piece out of my heart"
*Also Gravic:*
"I'm gonna take a flamethrower to humanity!"
That is some writing. People were paid to actually write this garbage
@@FlameOfRoyecathey took a stupid pill with their breakfast this morning
LMAO 😂
@xlae-sz9vq that line too is something you'd expect from casual talk in the internet, not from a skrull pretending to be some official in the government.
@@FlameOfRoyeca I agree but at this point the show was already doomed and that line was honestly the only that gave me any sort of emotion in the episode so I like it
And here’s the worst part.
None of the people being replaced by skrulls are able to be saved because they ALL DIED OF RADIATION WEEKS AGO.
💀💀💀💀
Oh no, trust me they’ll retcon that and say that the pods they were in shielded them from all that this entire time, watch 🤦🏾♂️
@@Renavatio2586
Even with that protection, they should be dying anyway considering that they get freed, then stumble out through the same power plant areas the "Nick Fury" was staggering through while apparently dying of radiation poisoning.
Even though it was Giah acting, the fact that she needed to act like that plus Gravik saying that Fury needed the rad protection pills to NOT die immediately says that all those people should be severely to lethally irradiated just for walking out of that power plant.
Questions no one answered:
1. Why did Fury and Danvers abandon the search for a new home world? They never give a reason; just say everyone gave up at some point.
2. Why wouldn’t the Skrulls eventually take matters into their own hands and find their own home world? Why does that all fall on the shoulders of these earthlings? (Thanos’s garden planet appears to be uninhabited)
3. How long was Rhodey a Skrull? Was he replaced before some of his previous appearances, or just for this series?
4. How long was Ross a Skrull? And why is he not in either Wakanda or prison?
5. Why can’t the Skrulls just create their own country on Earth like the Asgardians did. And I can come up with answers for this one, but as the possibility is never brought up, I’m left with the impression that the writers just didn’t think of it.
6. Talos claims they face hostility on every planet they go to. Why?
7. If a million Skrulls have already been living on Earth for a couple of decades without even fury detecting it, how did Gravik and his followers become convinced they need to kill on the humans? They’ve already made Earth their home.
8. It looks like Agent Hill never went to space, so why did she need a Skrull imposter in Spider-Man: Far From Home?
9. Why did the president declare war on “all off-world born species,” when he knows there’s an entire peaceful country of aliens who had nothing to do with this genocide attempt? It can’t be an accident. He carefully chose those exact words instead of just saying “skrulls.” He’s clearly saying that no space aliens are welcome on Earth.
10. Is it standard procedure for Skrulls to abduct people and steal their lives, or is that just a Gravik thing?
The writers couldn't keep track of details in their own show and you expect them to follow the entire MCU?
But if your head canon needs holes filled just consider... The Skrulls were always an evil race bent on domination with no interest in developing their own world. Fury was the only person in the galaxy dumb enough to let them hang out on their planet. That should cover most of your questions... as for the rest:
Rhodey has been a skrull ever since he turned into Don Cheadle.
Ross has been a Skrull ever since he and Dr Strange stopped Moriarty.
And, of course, Hill was on maternity leave and was retelling her children of the time she met their father.
6. Because apparently they are just either entitled immigrants that think that the host planet needs to accomodate them and if they don't they try to inflitrate and destroy them
7. Because "I wanna live here the way I am, in my own skin"
good list, ill try to tackle some of it.
most of the planet problem seems to be that the skrulls are known throughout the galaxy (universe?) as world ending monsters, which they are, and so any world they inhabit that they go about openly results in the universe declaring war on them. specifically the kree, are trying the hunt them all down. Earth was a backwater planet that has enough protection to keep a small population of skrulls hidden form the universe. so looking for a planet means finding a way to force the universe to let the skrulls live in peace, that was never going to happen.
the president's speech means nothing in actuality, he's asking congress to pass legislation, he's not king of the world he's president of the united states. some crazy's in the us start shooting people at random, must be a tuesday. he can't affect new asgard without starting a war, that's in norway.
i've got no idea how to answer the other questions honestly, the show was shit and you and I have likely put more thought into it then the writers.
you know why there is a hostility everywhere they go , cos they act like this.
11. Why is there no one in the writers' room asking these questions when the increasingly convoluted and flimsy continuity of a multi-billion dollar cinematic universe is at stake?
The worst secret invasion since the Bay of Pigs.
The Bay Of Pigs had more action on a smaller budget😂
The Bay of Pigs was memorable at least even if for the wrong reasons!
@@henrygambles3652And had a better name. 🤷♂️
@@brianmurphy6480 fair enough
I'm glad this show canonized that Captain Marvel was wrong to help the skrulls.
Was She ever right?
It it retroactively confirms that the Skrulls are evil and were not worth saving.
will she ever be held accountable...
lol noooope
""they will know whst she sacrificed" Black Captain Marvel
The Kree did nothing wrong.
@@deathsdoor07they work for thanos who made 1/2 of the universe disappear
I absolutely love how they neutered the Skrulls, gender swapped Super Skrull, & really pushed strong female characters! Soooo original!
I mean, who could have guessed?
@@jimsteinmanfan80 I did, before episode 1.
It's predictable at this point.
Saw that coming with the announcement of Sad Fury.
@@cozypilgrim8530 predictable? its all they have done in every Hollywood movie, TV show across multiple franchises. At this point its a status quo.
Skrulls were kicked off 109 planets.
Skrulls are quick to tell you that they're hated, but will never tell you why.
The skrull cries out in pain as he hits you.
Criticizing skrulls for their own actions is antriskrulitism.
The skrulls are currently trying to get men and woman to hate each other through feminist propaganda like Babrie to reduce the birth rates in their host countries.
Remind you of another invasive species closer to home
Are we taking about Jews or blacks?
Ronan and the Kree did nothing wrong.
By the by, why does Danver's DNA enable one to mimic her powers, when her powers come from exposure to the Tessarract?
MCU's lack of logic.
Why does Drax’s strength give her his tattoos?
Because the exposure changed her DNA? That is the least worisome part of the show for me.
Because her powers are in her DNA. It’s kind of dumb but it works
Because nothing matters anymore. When he mimicked Ebony Maw’s powers he literally _grows_ the metal rings on his fingers that that character used to WEAR.
That’s not “comic book” logic… that’s “the writers don’t give af” logic.
So $212 million went into this production? Either Disney is completely thick and getting ripped off by everyone or it's money laundering. LOTR with almost 12 hours of footage was only $300 million.
To be fair to that price point you'd have to add inflation, but still I firmly believe money laundering is going on
$300 million in 2002 would be about $500 million now.
@@osets2117 I shall counter the inflation point with the fact that Avatar 2 is only $250 hundred million. A full CG film that required massive amounts of new tech to achieve what it wanted just like LOTR did.
@@MajorSmurf wrong usage of the word "point" that's my fault. I don't mean the point you made about the price I mean the "price point", the sale price, the final price, the total cost.
I just watched OverlordDVD/Doomcock and apparently there had been lots of money from Lucasfilm going out through lots and lots of company credit cards (shoes?). There have obviously been feminist creative teams on She-hulk and Secret invasion also and at the same time cheap looking content and massive expenses. I wonder where they go for coferences, Dubai? 50 people wining and dining in Dubai for a couple of weeks while writing this would some things.
"Did you take a stupid pill?" Such good writing from their team of fourth grade writers!
It's even better when you realize that the woman could've just brought up the fact that the false flag operation was precisely what happened with bombs in Russia, and how they were trying to put blame on America after that. You could've had an actual back and forth between her and fake Rhodey. Problem with that would be that eventually, they'd realize Rhodey is weirdly hell-bent on nuking that place. Not to mention the "dead russians" on the motorcade would be immense bollocks, given that they'd turn into Skrulls after death.
If you had told me when Iron Man 1 dropped, that RHODEY would utter such a grammar school line, I'd have laughed you out of the theatre! What in the entirety of FUCK is going on?!
well, calling it idiot ball would be so meta, that deadpool would appear on the set.
Why on earth would someone (who is apparently immediately in control of a whole power set) use Drax's power when they can use Captain Marvel's or Thor's??
Because fight scene. Nothing more, really.
How even do they have drax’s powers? He was never on earth right?
@@edwardrichtofen8530
He was there with the rest of the gotg and avengers during the final battle in Endgame.
@@emanwe01 In Fairness Drax is actually quite strong in Vol 3!
I'm not sure Thor would be a good choice he's pretty hammer based. He could hold out his hand and try and summon it but it could be like far away and Thor might miss it. Obviously you want Antman's powers because Paul Rudd makes otherwise boring things fun so in that line of thinking Drax make's sense. Ppl make fun of wrestling but some of those guys have great timing.
I loved the fury who was always on top of things and was always mysterious. Characters like those don't need much about them revealed and they can always keep people enthralled
you would expect fury to be the marvel character with the MOST connections of people he can call from to help him, but nope he wants to take on a doomsday scenario on with just him and a few others because its 'his problem', oh no dude its everyones.
@@rooksed Like Tony Stark said, Fury is like a spy of the spies. Shame that MCU forgot about that.
The worst thing a show could ever do is not being entertaining. Even Disparu is working hard to make it seem entertaining and I just feel....indifferent.
Disparu is enjoying the knowledge that his own review is far more enjoyable anyway.
I legit have nothing but hatred for these writers. I hate people who let them do this even more.
For once I want justice god damn it. Fury did not deserve this
I think people should just count it as a good run. Ironman to either infinity war or ender's game I mean endgame was just perfect. No other comic media has anything like that. Now it's obviously over oh well. Better then poor DC fans have got with neck snapping Superman and a Flash who got his name from his crimes instead of his speed.
I hate fury now
They can't blame the woman who broke the promise. That would be wrong because women can never do anything wrong; how will anyone blame the patriarchy ? I guess the black man is lower on the oppression ladder than the white woman.
Technically the real Fury is still safe back in the pages of OldMarvel. Wokercuck MCU versions will always fail.
Would this be actual Fury or race swapped Fury where Samuel L Jackson just played himself with an eye patch?
Then I suppose the next question is if it was the MCU version of Fury what did you expect?
If you are going to race swap him it is inevitable he will either get gender swapped or replaced by a women "far superior" to himself.
I am sure it is in a procedural manual for Marvel now.
Personally I was gutted they didn't have David Hasselhoff reprise his role as Fury, I would have laughed my head off.
I think The Negotiator back in 1998 was the last time Jackson made me believe the role he portrayed.
I mean if you swapped out the eye patch for a lightsaber you get pretty much the exact same character and mannerisms.
Apologies if it comes off harsh, I don't mean it that way.
Any animosity is towards the people responsible for this disaster going back right to the start of the MCU.
Did the writers totally forget Rhodes legs being busted up in Civil War? They never seemed to address it... But then that's probably the least of the writing issues. I find it so hard to sympathise with these strikes when they're paid so much more than me for doing things like this!
Well, they get paid to piss off the fans, and let’s be honest here, they do a tremendous job at it. What? Getting rid of the fans wasn’t the goal of the show. But then .. how .. why … damn.
They forgot alot of things.
Starting with the fact that Nick Fury was somebody before he even met Captain Marvel or the Skrull. Rhodes being captured in Iron Man 3 and being hurt to get out the suit? Either he wasn't a Skrull at that point or he somehow doesn't react to pain then how they react in this show.
Or how Fury had talks with several Avengers several times, something the Skrulls could not really do for him, so the line "I am not good with people" is bullshit. He has to be self confident at the same time, so the whole "he is worthless and the Skrulls did everything" doesn`t work. Someone who is incapable of doing anything does not have the self confidence to carry himself in certain discussions or situations like Fury did.
Disparu brought up the one scene they use and think people don't remember his reaction.
If anything, this show shows that many writers are overpaid braindead people who can't even get things right they should know simply by watching the movies. That should be the bare minimum to even be considered to work at a set for one of those movies. Writing one should have more hurdles to begin with (but we already know Disney doesn't care, there are so many examples in the MCU and Star Wars where the writers show that they know less then a casual fan)
6:00 that's not how radiation sickness works....
Lemme tell you, if you are coughing, struggling to walk.... you are dead.
You are just waiting to die at that point. Your choices are, "continue to hang out in this radiation until your body finally shuts down" or, "go seek immediate medical attention, and have about a %7 chance of a seriously nasty recover process."
how all the humans that got rescue, in that instalation, are still alive it amazes me.
mcu trashcan at his best.
The Expanse did radiation sickness much better, but then again, everything about the Expanse was better than this crap.
Well that wasn’t actually the real Fury so it doesn’t really matter… but the fact that all the human hostages being held captive by the Skrulls had also been in that facility for months is a pretty big plot hole.
Also, if they were keeping the original people alive so they could access their memories as and when they needed them, why did they still need Martin Freeman’s character when the Skrull impersonating him died in the first episode?
@@shelbyvillerules9962that’s actually easier to explain. Once you rendition someone to copy them, you can’t undo that.
Not without leaking the entire premise that someone didn’t die. The Skruls are a secret t. Their replication machines are secret.
Apparently, their Xerox machine is needed to copy people ? No. Because the Captain Marvel movie never needed the “extraction” booth memory device. Probably. It’s not explained if it’s 100% needed, or if it’s tactical. Okay, now I don’t know. Maybe it’s more reliable.
It’s more likely it’s a remnant from hibernation pods used to transport people over long distances. But, it’s a huge weak point for any invasion or war if they can keep the xerox machine base hidden.
Or, that they would want revenge, or that they would remember different events and expose that the possibility exists that they could be copied or duplicated.
@@captainhurricane5705 I hate that I understand this reference 😂
I'm so glad Disparu reviewed the entire series and turned it into something actually entertaining! Thanks, mate!!
They really turned Emilia in that episode into Kevin from Ben 10 after he got mutated.
yeah but kevin was a beast with a badass design, while she is.....meh.
@@gamingapocalypse7973 True, Ben 10's character designs are way cooler than what Marvel has given us lately. Plus Kevin is better written than that Mary Sue G'Iah.
@@bunkfrunkschlunkdunkgunkmo8109 Alien X has better character development than Emilia too.
Movies always do radiation wrong. When you take a lethal dose of radiation the most you usually have is like a slight sunburn... then you rapidly deteriorate over the next few days. Its not a cinematic way to die. but it is awful.
As he said in review, if you try to protect yourself from a known danger than you would have taken the pills beforehand.
@jimsteinmanfan80 I missed that bit but most radiation pills are iodine to prevent thyroid cancer which radiation exposure is prone to causing. If he was as sick as he was acting he would be dead pills or not.
But I guess it doesn't matter given the reveal lol. MCU has gone to complete shit. Honestly they're impressing me how they can keep making it worse.
First response to intense radiation levels is the vomit. Then there's the grace period, where nothing seems wrong and fine and dandy, but in reality DNA is absolutely getting shredded to bits. After the grace period, that's when shit hits the fan and you'll wish for death.
@@jimsteinmanfan80 there is no pill you can take beforehand. The iodine pills are for radioactive iodine contamination and that's a short-lived isotope so it's there only if the nuclear power plant is active. Long dead nuclear power plants have no radioactive iodine anymore (but still plenty of other radioactive sources)
I was on a attack sub when young. And yes you had to learn about radiation poisoning. It is as you say, a terrible way to die. But not visually entertaining.
When I saw G'iah gain all these powers, I knew it was the MCU making another Mary Sue.
It reeks of fan fiction to come into a decades old universe and suddenly my new self insert character is the bestest ever and has all the powers of all the heroes only even better and can shape shift. In a series in my opinion sometimes fewer powers is better. Like look at Magneto. He literally does 1 thing. But he's awesome.
How many does it make now? The sixth? The Seventh?
How fucking many are they going to crank out?!
They ruined a potential super villain for the fantastic four.
Another bait and switch, you watch for Nick Fury and you get... Daeneris Super Skrull.
M-SHE-U
Unironically more entertaining than the actual series
That’s why I follow Disparu. It’s better than tv
Facts I stopped watching the last 3 episodes
The writer they hired to write this, Brian Tucker, has written the script for one movie, ten years ago... I think they might have hired him on some other ground than his competence.
clearly lol
It's painfully clear that these writers are so bitter their work gets compared to better writing. They do everything in their power to destroy the older better movies.
And they couldn't stop themselves from doing a whole show (She-hulk) about us doing the comparing and calling us trolls.
Disparu is so much more entertaining than anything on TV. God Bless You, Sir.
I feel guilty for looking forward to seeing a reviewer trash a show I have no interest in watching.
💯
Anything in western Tv. Let's give anime and tokusatsu the love they deserve should we?
@@carlosroo5460 It's so slow. I understand animation takes time but by the time One Punch Man season 3 comes out I'm going to be too old to remember it. Attack on Titan had about 3-5 year gaps where I don't even remember the characters anymore I'd have to watch the entire show over again. I guess Shield hero season 3 is coming out but it's still glacially slow. Late 80s early 90s shows would have 24 episodes per season every single year. Moden media is like 6-8 episodes and in the case of anime over 2-3 years per season. They can't hire more animators?
Than you watch too few TV
Imagine having a James Bond like character in a super universe where anyone can be anyone, what an amazing idea, and we get shit
Exactly 💯
Show expects the audience to believe somewhere and somehow, the DNA of all the Avengers, Korg and the Guardians was taken and put into a tiny vile for Fury to keep
That's what gets me more than all the other nonsense in this show
And the Black order, Thanos super people.
They idea of hiding it in Finland when you have a lab on a satellite in space where you could experiment with it and keep it separated if you ever would want to use some of it but not all is really, really ludicrous.
@@jimsteinmanfan80 even worse, did they not dust to oblivion? Are the writers this stupid?
@@jimsteinmanfan80 I'm just baffled honestly
And somehow this includes the DNA of individuals who were not present at the battle. Some of whom shouldn't have their powers connected to their DNA.
"did you take stupid pills with your breakfast this morning?" is honestly the perfect clip
i have absolutely no interest in ever watching this trash but I watch Disparu tear it to pieces with utter joy
You need at least One Person between yourself and these Shows to keep your mental Health...
Just a little observation: Gravik right now is confirming everything that bree larson from Captain Marvel was told by the Kree about the Skroll. Something that at the time was portrayed as a lie by the kree to justify their genocid of the skroll. And the Kree were the villains in captain marvel. Bree larson killed thousands of not tens of thousands of them to protect the skroll. The skroll we now learn were exactly the warring genocidal maniacs the kree portrayed them as.
Secret invasion just retroactivly flipped the entire script of captain marvel. Does that mean that bree larson was actually a villain in captain marvel?
Was wondering about that. The Kree did nothing wrong then. And Captain Marvel was a villian in her own movie. Yeah, fits.
Yes
Also it’s hinted in the Marvels plot leak that Captain Marvel wasted the Kree homeworld
Wasn't she always the villain
@@budgetbrick5124 Well yes. But the movie desperatly tried to portray her as a hero and now this offical show retroactivly flips that around^^
The director saying "Nick Fury reconciles with Gravik" was just bait to try to get people to think that conversation really was Nick Fury, and therefore sell the twist that absolutely everyone saw coming a mile away. The interviewer didn't mention the part where the director said that and immediately started giggling and mumbling about how clever he was.
Fury coming back to earth because of how bad the situation with the scrolls is.
LEAVES when the situation is 10X worse than the beginning
Not gonna lie, I half expected Captain Marvel to come in, in that final fight, and say ‘she’s not alone.’ To Gravik. Lol. Then Cassie Lang will also show up and invite all the Skrulls to live at her house and neighborhood. Lol.
Scarlet Witch opens a portal let's them know she found an entire universe of skrulls.
@@Drak976 not just Skrulls. But all female Skrulls. Lol.
@@Kayoss13212All the Skrussy you could ever want.
I JUST THREW UP , M-SHE-U
They come up with the name for these shows long before they have a story they want to tell and it really shows.
Secret Invasion was an event comic Marvel did a few years back. It was so much better than this series.
@@ajclements4627 I know - and that's where the name came from, but the story-line - just an afterthought
They already have both. They just needed to read the comics
So when they say "all aliens are enemies of the state", is that a declaration of war on New Asgard?
Did they really just forget that there is an entire disphoria living in Scandanavia? Not to mention all the other aliens that have appeared across the MCU and have interacted with the world over the years
Trump bad, no need makey sense, Trump bad, mmkay, got it?!
Even with New Asgard being a pathetic shell of what Asgard once was, I wouldn’t want to piss off Asgardians. Going to war with super human space Vikings doesn’t sound fun.
I hate the idea of AI taking over the entertainment industry, especially within the field of writing and storytelling. After watching the last episode of Secret Invasion, I am rooting for 99% of American writers to get replaced with a computer.
You and me both! I used to argue against AI because I believe entertainment requires the human touch but if this is what the human touch is let's get rid of it, let's burn it with fire!
AI has been writing for hollywood for ten years, try and keep up.
@@trevoravery9270 I 100% think it wrote ring of power. Why does a stone sink and a ship doesn't? The ship is looking up? Scene: Galadriel and Sauron just totally run into each other on the high sea and hang out with each other for days. It's either a bot or a less talented Rainman. She's sparkly I like sparkly dwarves. No we can't have a female black dwarf. Why not she's sparkly. We have to get back to the plot. I like sparkly dwarves. Okay we can keep her.
@@MamaMOB As someone who is pursuing a Writing Masters I could do a much better job with this show, Though I admit Captain Marvel is primarily to blame for this shit since it portrayed the Skrulls as innocent refuges not as an Empire on par with the Kree, there is so much they could have done with this show maybe having a few Skrulls who don’t know they’re Skrulls(just like the comics) and thus want to protect Earth as they believe they are humans and want to protect “their world!” Or heck better yet have Phase 4 end with ‘Avengers:Secret Invasion’ where We find out That the Skrulls have infilitrated Earth(which would be teased across multiple projects as a way to build up to it) with unlikable characters being revealed as Skulls whilst Thor returns to his more IW based incarnation and Bucky Barnes becomes the New Captain America going forward!
While I agree, think for a moment that the AI would have to be trained on something, and if THIS is what they think is good...
"IQ of a spoon" made me spit my drink. Bravo!
Am I the only one asking why the president is still wearing a suit in a hospital bed?
The car stoped where it did because all the budget had been used up on catering and it just ran out of gas because they didn't have enough😂
literally...... shooting at the car, and the tires... like what?
I think the car read the script, got depressed, and just gave up.
My main questions of the last episode, other than why, is:
How could Rhodes walk after being paralyzed in Civil War? Did they just leave his exo-skeleton on and the Skrull Rhodes faked it?
And second, if the radiation was so bad at the nuclear site, how did all the captured humans survive? At the very least, all of the captured world leaders would be stage 5 by now.
A few people have asked those questions. Once, continuity was an important full time job on productions. Seems it's gone by the wayside like everything else or they've employed people who don't see the point in it.
Marvel doesn't pay attention to detail anymore. The room they were in was probably radiation-proof or some shit
I asked the same question as I watched it happen. Magic maybe
@@tkps Iger is probably saving money by firing everyone that works with continuity, it can explain why nothing makes sense every 5 minutes.
This dialogue makes me think that at least this episode was entirely written by experimental AI
Cause if it's not, someone needs to get fired asap (into the sun preferably)
And the saddest thing is that realistically, an AI would probably do a better job than these writters
I don't know their writing practices but I think they are the biggest fiction company in the world. It seems likely that they have writers, story editors, producers, show runners, and excecutives making the script before giving it to a director and then let excecutives watch it before release. They all signed of on THIS!
nick furys last line in episode 5 made me literally burst out laughing
The AI *would* do a better job. When it begins to write, an AI has to understand basic writing principles as well as understand the source material it's working on so it can understand the characters that are pushing the story along.
In other words, the two most basic steps in writing a decent story... and two things modern writers fail to do regularly.
@@xSilentZeroXx AI has to understand the basics based on how do you feed it on with... AI learns from the surroundings at first: you give it great writing to absorb as reference, it will use that as foundation. But imagine you give it She-Hulk & Secret Invasion (made by human writers) as reference, AI will base its writing on things like that.
Welcome to the season finale of "Disparu losing his mind".
He’s teetering on the brink of madness.
So Gravick didn't know Fury was an imposter the entire time he talked to him, up until Emilia shapeshifted, so that HAS to mean Emilia read his mind to get the information she needed to trick Gravick, which means everything she said while pretending to be Fury must have been what he actually believed.
Or he could have just told her what to say to piss Gravik off, there’s no reason Fury would allow someone to have access to his memories. He still holds classified secrets in his head even though SHIELD was disbanded, and now he runs SABER, so yeah,no need to copy his memories.
@@ajclements4627 Nope. First off, how would agreeing with Gravick piss him off?
Second, how would pissing him off help them? That'd just make it more likely Gravick would just kill her. Like he should have done anyway.
Third, this plan doesn't actually require her to speak, AT ALL. The only thing it needs is for her to go to this place, act weakened by radiation, give him the DNA(don't even get me started on storing dozens of DNA samples of both humans and aliens in one small glass vial) and then collapse inside the machine and hope he doesn't kill her or throw her out before buffing himself into godhood.
She never had to say a word, so unless Fury told her to say that there's no reason to think she would, and the only reason he'd tell her to say it is if he feels guilty because Gravick is right. The other option is she mind read him and said what he believed to convince Gravick she's really him which would only work if Gravick was certain Fury would actually believe that for a second.
Emilia has NO reason to say that, she has every reason to despise him since he killed her parents, both of them. So she has no reason to agree with him, no reason to speak at all, and no reason to make Fury degrade himself. Unless that was the plan, made by Fury.
And Fury made her an unstoppable GOD, you REALLY think giving her sensitive information is something he cares about?
@@haku8135 I didn’t write the ridiculous crap that was supposed to pass for conversation between her and Gravick lol, I just made a comment about it. She wasn’t necessarily agreeing with him, she was trying to get him to drop his guard a bit, that’s why she pretended to be dying from the radiation when she walked in as Fury.
Both she and Gavrik getting the powers of literally every hero and villain that participated in the Battle for Earth was stupid AF in the first place.
Secret Invasion is basically a sub-product created by sub-par writers who are following a predetermined template.
This 6-part Disney series does not even qualify as a very bad "B" movie.
It's a direct insult to the intelligence of the fan base.
That's the thing there is no fanbase anymore. This show is targeting a specific portion of thick headed MCU stans who would give their life to defend this. It wasn't a success but it reached their targeted minority audience.
How do they explain Rhody getting surgery and not being a Skrull? Asking for a friend.
Ha, them explaining anything.
They didn't even explain when he was replaced. People are speculating based on his hospital robe and what G'iah mentioned.
Why didnt they go to Thano's farm world... It was eden and unpopulated. This whole show just didnt need to exist
I'm gonna take a wild guess that it's because the writers didn't watch Endgame.
@@dark_selaphiel Me: did you guys watch end game?
Writers: END WHAT GAME?
ME: JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW
Did anyone point out how dumb it was for Fury's wife to pretend she's Priscilla for the woman's parents? It's like buying a new dog before a kid notices that the dog died, only much, much worse.
What I do not understand is: Coleman has an Oscar... and the spy franchise she is signing up for is ... Secret Invasion? ... I thought James Bond was rebooting, so why not hold out for M?
Actors now goes to MCU just for an easy pay, espdcially great lang actors like her, because they get a enough pay so/and they arent the main stars of the show , they are side characters
We Will probably wont see her character again
If Rhodey was a Skrull during Infinity War and Endgame, he would know about the empty planet were they killed Thanos. Why do they need Earth?
If they know they were going to give nick fury a romance plot point with a skrull, why do they go completely out of their way to make the female skrulls look like disgusting androgynous lizard people? In the comics lots of the female skrulls still had very feminine features, some looked downright gorgeous. Lyja from the fantastic four comics was even married and had a kid with human torch. She was likeable, and I remember all the time while reading the comic thinking "dude human torch why are you mad you found out shes a skrull, that alien chick is hot as fuck". I swear its like they purposely had to include a scene with nick fury making out with a disgusting bald masculine reptile monster just to deconstruct his character further. It's so unnecessary and weird. Nothing about modern marvel feels right, it all feels like its created by people who never once picked up a comic in their life, and made fun of those who did growing up.
That's so funny thank you I never read the comics and I love hearing little bits of lore like this. Just things they didn't need to change. I guess it saves $ to not make a lady skrull model the fan boys would say but no you're right someone thought it would be funny to do this to Nick Fury.
I’s never bang a lizardy alien. But I’d bang a fine ass alien.
They are intentionally imprinting "lizard love" as a normal thing in the audience's mind.
@@Drak976 If you want to see a better version of this storyline, you could read some issues online for free.
Because any male pleasure contributes to gRape culture or something
"I am all the Avengers!"
"And I, the Super Spy, am 2 steps behind what's going on!"
She-Skrull, all the Girlboss powers in one single Mary-Sue!
The biggest question I have is how come these guys can travel across the galaxy and have machines to enable long term disguises, WHY CAN'T THEY TERRAFORM A DEAD PLANET!
"We have a nine-year old with a sub-machine gun in there with hostages. They're yelling something about how they were 'betrayed' about Santa Claus."
"Let's open negotiations by giving them a tactical nuclear weapon, no strings attached."
So I guess the question was never even considered by anyone at Marvel at the end of the show (because that would require them possessing intelligent and rational thought): Gaia (or however her name is spelled) now has pretty much ALL of the powers of every super-powered being in existence within the MCU to date, including Carol Danvers. She is basically a freaking GOD now. Why is she slinking around alleyways all spy-like when she can literally be anywhere she wants in seconds and no one on planet Earth would have any chance of stopping her? And what could Oliva Coleman's character possibly offer her in exchange for working with her? Again, practically a god at this point, can pretty much do anything, doesn't require the help of a single human for anything she wants or needs. Any particular reason why SHE isn't looking for a new planet for the skrulls now instead of slumming around on Earth?
Exactly! Had to scroll down a lot for this comment. Daenerys is now, by far, the most powerful entity in the whole MCU, only second to Celestials. And I have a feeling that we'll NEVER see her again.
@@alvaro.martinez Just like that giant body at the end of Eternals, it will never be referenced again.
"did you take a stupid pill with your breakfast this morning admiral" gives me the same vibes as "you need to do better senator"
They're both entertaining, but in different ways.
the moment Sam jackson went live and called people incels for not liking Brie as Capt Marvel........ should've told everyone exactly where this was headed.
LOL I missed that. All I know is what Team America taught me and he betrayed in the Ridiculous 8. When a man puts another mans pns in his mouth they make a sacred pact. An unbreakable bond. To do that and then not even give a man his blanket? That's some peak Tarantino's people's behavior. They literally just started drawing Nick Fury to look identical to Sam Jackson and then dangled a 30 movie deal in front of him. I hope this counts as his last one poor guy. Imagine if he has to show up in like 5 more things.
@@Drak976 tarantino is a clown funded by Is realis
I still can’t get over how a show like this costed practically quarter of a billion dollars. Netflix daredevil 13 episodes show was only 40 million a season. How just how are these shows this expensive ? I don’t get it. It looks like any other cheap show but costs like game of thrones prices.
I just watched OverlordDVD/Doomcock and apparently there had been lots of money from Lucasfilm going out through lots and lots of company credit cards (shoes?).
@@jimsteinmanfan80 Yea I guess when it’s a goliath company making it money leaks everywhere. At this point if Disney completely stopped making movies and show they would make money.
How did this series cost $212+ million? Like, how? HOW?
I just watched OverlordDVD/Doomcock and apparently there had been lots of money from Lucasfilm going out through lots and lots of company credit cards (shoes?).
money laundering
Hey, mounds of coke and scores of hookers cost money!
100% money laundering, there is no way such a cheap looking show used 200m in the actual production of it. It looks no different from a CW show. Hell, tokusatsu from the 90s look better than this with a fraction of its budget.
Am I the only one who finds it a little sad that the review for this terrible show is more entertaining than the actual show?
Nope, they screwed themselves, they deserve all the hate
NO SYMPATHY...NEVER
From the She-hulk series it seems pretty clear that they watch channels like this (with hundreds of thousands of subscribers) to actually know what the audience really think. They should contemplate the cost of doing these six reviews compared to the making of the show and the fact that the reviews are much more appreciated than their show (I'm hoping they read this).
I find it hilarious actually
Honestly that’s been the case of just about everything he’s reviewed. It cracks me up that an awful unwatchable abomination like Willow is getting scrubbed from reality and the only remnants of it’s existence will be Disparu’s hilarious episode recaps.
Let's be honest. This was the Failed Invasion.
Sorry for any fans of hers out there but my gosh, Emilia Clarke is such an unappealing actor. She constantly has that angry 'i'm a tough girl' face and combined with her incredibly short frame (she's what, barely 5' 2"??) it just makes me laugh. She's about as intimidating as a butterfly. This show was awful, every time Fury was on the screen with his ugly wife all he did was simp for her, constantly telling her how wonderful she was.. man, it was SO pathetic!!
That isn't her fault, she gets the roles offered to her. I've met Emilia several times and she's lovely, so lay off those pathetic insults.
She makes me smile Everytime I see her in an interview. She's so bubbly and happy.
@@GreenFalcon926nah it just how this story potray her make her look bad...as OP mention she have small figure and she feels disconnected with the expression of the character.
@@GreenFalcon926 She does movie or role which make her look bad .. over n over
hope the paycheck waa good
@@abidurreza268 That's her agent's responsibility. And not all of her roles are that way. GoT and Me Before You, come to mind. She's not been acting that long. Hopefully she gets more roles to suit her better.
“Did you take a stupid pill with your breakfast this morning” is honestly the single greatest line in the history of cinema. 😭
I’ve been refreshing n waiting with excitement for your review lol. Stopped watching show but loooove your takes!!
The relationship between Humanity and the Skralls really was just "The Frog and the Scorpion" wasn't it?
This show’s version of the Skrulls demonstrates the value of the Imperium’s response to Xenos.
Filthy xenos. Exterminatus them fools
That's exactly what happened. During the golden age all the aliens were super sweet and kind to the humans that had amazing technology and were united. As soon as things went south for humanity the xenos showed their true disgusting colors. I hope there's aliens out there and I hope they know we're coming for them.
Honestly the president's speech at the end of this show could pretty much be the early days of W40K lore. lol
Nick Fury is the Main Character but let us give the final spot light to other character. We are genius. Is what these writers think.
$200 million for the equivalent of a Jr High drama class production. Every episode brings them one step closer to BK.
So if they double down on stupid every episode, they'd be at 32x stupidity.
The blame is in Captain Marvel. If they hadn't presented the Skrulls as nice aliens they could had just introduced the Fantastic Four and built up the humiliation in the comics towards them by the Fantastic Four and the Avengers. As it is, a civilization with interstellar travel, being angry because one guy of a civilization with no interstellar travel, cannot find them a planet, those aliens deserve to be deleted. I hope the writers don't come back from the strike.
Still cracks me up that the president looks exactly like presidential contender Robert F Kenedy Jr.
I rather call the Avengers and have them deal with Gravik, rather than G'iah.
A few questions to think about after having suffered through this. How did this series cost 200 million dollars? Has one of the writers ever researched what the secret service is/does? Can it get any worse than this? How is this worse than she hulk, that disaster was at least funny to laugh at, this show is just boring...
Well, this is horrendously bad but not She-hulk bad. They brought in Dana Schwartz. In some ways though I agree that it was actually much worse as it made no sense at all but She-hulk was more aggresively misandrist.
I think they plan us to watch the old show by making the next show more boring then the previous one ....
so we watch and appreciate the old one
The Skrulls: have the power of interstellar travel, but never figured out how to build O'Neill cylinders.
Complains about how Fury ""turned a "War People" into a band of beggars", yet also complains about the the effect killing has on him. Contradictory writing? In the same scene? Couldn't be.
Did the writers take a stupid pill with their breakfast every morning?
Finally the review has arrived! The only way for me to keep up with Marvel these days.
Agents of shield is way better than any disease+ shows
The LMD episodes in particular put this show to shame.
I absolutely love your very clever wit. I wish you were on FNT more or with Az for more exposure, it's time you blew up and become a household name!
They won't let him talk. Watch any podcast with 6+ people especially if some of them are Brits. I'll spend up to an hour on Nerdrotic waiting for Mauler to get to say something. He'll get half a sentence in and get interurrupted by one of the clowns that has ate up 20 of the last 60 minutes out of again 6 people. The ideal podcast number is 3 people and even then they better make sure to pass the torch and all say something. Once it's 8 people it's basically a party simulator and you won't hear from half the people as the egos get even bigger.
I have so many questions about the Secret Invasion finale.
1. How did they keep the samples of the Thanos and Black Order when Tony Stark eradicated all traces of their existence into dust?
2. How can you get DNA from Korg? Plus his biology is not that special.
3. Why didn't Gravik use Extremis to survive that blast? Are these powers he got not passive?
4. When Gravik uses Ebony Maw's powers, why did he have Maw's rings? I mean a pale skinny arm with telekinesis is enough to recognize. Or if this is telekinesis, why does he have to shape-shift his arm to be like Maw? They think viewers need a visual aid to see he is using telekinesis.
5. How come the database knows all of the character's names like Korg and the Black Order but not Groot. They classified him as Flora Colossus. Korg is Kronan. Gamora is Zen-Whoberi. Why didn't they classify them by their species?
6. Why didn't they get Spider-Man's DNA? Did that DNA get erased by Doctor Strange's spell too?
7. When they said the Harvest is the collection of DNA collected during the Battle in Endgame, how do they know Ghost was there? If they say Ghost's DNA is already collected before Endgame, why didn't Fury and his Skrull buddies collect Quicksilver's DNA in Age of Ultron? Heck, there was no DNA of the Scarlet Witch too.
8. Lastly, if they can get Extremis, why not Pym Particles? I'm sure SHIELD has samples after Hank Pym's departure from that organization or Skrull agents trying to obtain them. And if Rhodey was a Skrull in Endgame then he should have taken a sample of it.
I thought SHIELD was abolished in MCU, leaving Nick Fury an indy spymaster, kinda like Ben Urich or J. Jonah Jameson, post-Daily Bugle.
Emilia Clarke down to destroy another franchise. She's like franchise poison 😂
Phoebe Waller-Bridge, eat your heart out.
because before moment there was nothing but love for all of these things haha
Mother of franchise destroyers
It’s cause they keep trying to shove her in as some macho woman action Star. She just isnt
@@thedamarrr You wonder if you're at a garbage dump and you look over and you see a cracked toilet. Yep I'm in a garbage dump. If she was any good it would be looking over and seeing a pretty flower and being confused is this a park? Instead no she fit right in. People give D&D a lot of hate but noone else has been able to make that basket of loons behave the only real actor in that show was Sean Bean and they of course spoilers take him right out. 2 of their star actors Arya and Bran started off as 8 year olds. Do you really think anyone is ever going to cast adult them in anything? Ever? I thought I'd like Sansa but X-people disabused me of that foolishness. When you get out acted by Jay Wow.
"I killed him because of you!" I have a feeling that won't hold up as a defense in court, lol. And that actor- he's just horrible. I hope he doesn't become a "thing". The Guardian reviewer was certainly fawning over him as if he were. It's also worth noting that they're completely ignoring Captain Marvel's role in promising a planet to the Skrulls alongside Fury. What's the deal there- is Marvel just hoping everyone would forget?
English is not my main language but even with that language barrier I could still tell that this guy cannot act at all. It's like he is reading the script without any emotion.
That Spike clip gets me every time. I feel such respect for you, Disparu.
Let me guess. Amelia Clark is a super scroll now
12:00 There’s millions of planets you can land on just find one already
I love how Disparu was rightfully losing it so badly at this episode that he was going through the nuclear power plant scenes as though Fury was actually Fury, not Gaia wearing his skin 😂
This is the perfect show for the writer's strike. Its a terrible show that hurts the writers far more than it could help, but it is perfect for that task.
THEY KILLED OFF TALOS!💀
Absolutely sucks the damage they've done to Marvel and DC and Star Wars especially since it wouldn't have taken much effort to follow the comic books from a certain era and make billions but they chose not to for some reason
Hey Disney: you just bud-lit yourself
why does it feel like director expects that noone will notice that the final "speech" from fury wasnt actually from fury, which means he did jack sh.
G'iah can retain some memories, in that sense everyyy thing he said was from him !!!
No, everything she said were her words while wearing Fury’s skin, and there’s no definitive evidence she copied his memories. He could have told her everything she needed to say to convince Gravik she was Fury.
@@ajclements4627 there are like 16 lines in this show, and in previous movies and shows, and in comics, of them doing this and having some memories.... like a little honesty ffs
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All I’m saying is Fury wouldn’t necessarily need to allow her to copy his memories in order to make Gravik mad. He still has classified secrets in his head from his time in SHIELD, and now he runs SABER, so I think it’s doubtful she did copy them.
@@thedamarrr it doesnt matter. It was not Nick Fury. It simply doesnt have any worthwhile payoff. It's supposed to be espionage show and i've seen kid cartoons doing espionage better.