The Real Slim Shady - Eminem [Lyrics]
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2012
- May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture Ahh!
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! Haha
Feminist women love Eminem
Chigga Chigga Chigga
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Eww! But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem [x2]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD Ahh!
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it Err I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus x4]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Eminem: starts rapping song
Lungs: aw shit here we go again
Aww man, the best comment forever ever ever. Lol
@@_ocaradoingles Eminem: Lungs? What is lungs?
@@mattynek2 Lmao so truth 😂😂
Tbf this one is ez for the lungs, mainly Godzilla and RapGod
Top comment for ever bro
Y'ALL. IF YALL ARE STILL LISTENING TO THIS YALL ARE SUPERIORS
Stop i came back to this 2 years later 😭😭
Thanks for 32k likesss LMAO
Ofc
Thank you
Everyday 🙌
Hell yea man 😝
as we should be 😋💅🏻
Jokes aside this is insanely good writing, not only saying a lot of good roasts and facts but at the end the message is how hypocrite society is, every single person could be a Slim Shady but because the main Slim Shady is the one who sings that stuff on the radio everyone thinks he is a bad example
R u high
I'm not saying ur wrong, but half of the lyrics are just "slim shady" and the other half are about a dude humping a moose
@@ayemikey4178 probably
@@ayemikey4178 yes
Even though I'm not really into rap, this song is a masterpiece.
This song has more roasts in it than a thanksgiving dinner
mav that is comedy
It’s thanksgiving today lol
Eminem is the real OG
This song has more burns than my moms cooking
This song is a burn hotter than when you burn yourself on a stove
Can I sit now
Yuno Gasai omg i just died lol xD
You're dying?? It's really not that funny of a comment. Ugh.
No 2 more years Both of you
Yuno Gasai if you're picture is Canada I officially love you
Yes u can
“He’s locked in my basement “ literally inlove with that part
will smith don’t gotta cuss to- *SLAP*
Let it GO already! He's suffered ENOUGH!
Aged like fine wine lol
There is no old or new Eminem. There is just the savage Eminem.
Exactly
There’s 2, actually. Eminem and Slim Shady
@@speed2834 and brabbit
Exactly.
Exactly..!! Such a 💫 comment..
Shady makes you laugh
Eminem makes you think
Marshal makes you cry D;
So true
Christian Gregory sooooo true
bj
The Saint 45 fuck him and fuck u 2
Thats so true
I guess Will Smith realized he had to cuss to sell records.
Came here after the Will smith / Chris Rock slap , always liked that verse & its sooooo true .
"You idiots Dr.Dre is dead and locked in my basement" my favourite part😂
Sameee
me too
its truly the best part!
Bruh u got the lyrics and u still wrote that shi wrong. How on fucking Earth
@@misho379 he said he locked dre in the basement
Pov: you cant find any recent comments.
Hehhee hiii
Well I found yours 👉
Hello
Found it
helloo
King of Rap. No one can dethrone him.
2024? Anyone?
Yeah, I'm also listening.
Eminem: starts rapping song
Oxygen: Aw shit, here we go again
yess
he doesnt give a fuck about biology or physics
Copied
Lmaoooo oof
IMPOSTER
2:18
Best part
thank u
thanks
The best part
You must be here from tiktok
I love how Eminem is not afraid to say things that people like us are. no wonder shy he is so relatable.
This shit is still an absolute banger over a decade later eminem is an amazing rapper
"there's no reason a man and a man can't elope" wayyyy ahead of his time
Because homophobia is a new thing
"If we can hump dead animals" you left that part out :)
no people hated him for bashing gays actualy
I was so surprised and happy to hear that line cuz a lot of his old songs had some homophobia in it.
BranFlakesR1337 that was a dig he wasn't for it...
20 years later, I can finally understand English and I just realized this song is hilarious! :D
Congrats bro. Me too :)
Lmaoo
Lol
Congrats
Congrats happy 4 u ✌️
People who are watching this in 2024💀💀
i’m here
I‘m watching 2024
2024
❤may
Guess we're all slim shady's going into 2024 🤘🏼
YEAHHH
My dad played this song when I was younger, thanks dad
This sounds like a song my mom would play (my ibf plays this song and that's how I found this song LOL)
BRO SAME
Samee
Same here
same
Any one hear In 2024 Jan
It's been 21 years since it's release still haven't found a song that hits like this does
It came out in 2000
Umm it came out in 2000
@@cashmoneythousandaires2629 👍🏻
@@ownworld7721 👍🏻
@@ownworld7721 yep and it’s 2021
2000+21=2021
Lets be honest, the clean version of this is like Thanksgiving without thanks.
😂😂😂😂
Cheesecake without the cake
Water without water
Ñ
Lol true
Eminem :”rapping”
Me”also rapping”
My lungs “here we go again “
My breath “going out”
oxygen has left the chat
@@domosadventures6506 frr
Asthma is typing…
Beacause he does it at multiple parts rip
not liking the comment 444 looks like a good no lol
I thought Will didn't cuss, tell that to Chris Rock
HAHAH IM HERE FROM THAT REDDIT POST ANOUT IT
That final verse was delivered flawlessly
If you're still listening. Congratulations on being swaggy and legendary
appreciated
thank you
ty
thanks
Thank you!!!😁
The dislikes are the little boy and girl groups
Yes
Okay okay like im curious. Is he just talking abt haters or the kink ddlg/ddlb
@@felicity6687 guess which ones most popular and that’s usually the right one
yuh
@he him when im 13...
This song came to mind after the will Smith and Chris rock Oscars.
"Of course they gonna know what intercourse is"
I don't know, that line always went hard.
When ur biggest flex is that u can sing this song 💀
literally LMFAO
@Heather Donohoue fast is not the problem,the problem is this song has almost no breaks meaning you basically can't breathe,and tounge twisters
@@Banana-ot8eq talk while breathing. ňøť țøø hard. all ýøû need țø do îș learn the lyrics
@@metra8604 how tf do you talk while breathing
@@Banana-ot8eq ýøû just ďø?
Great rap. May be old, but I listen to it daily.
My bird likes it, too. He's whistling away while bobbing his head.
+Boyd Franken After you teach your pooch, you really must make a UA-cam video. lol
+Boyd Franken 1-year! If he hasn't learned. Be patient.
After he eats, wait about 10-minutes then take him outside. After he sniffs around, he'll get the hang of it... Good luck...Seriously
+Boyd Franken LOL.
What type of dog do you have?
They sell a product that you spray in the area where you want him to go. The dog sniffs and realizes, 'hey, here's a place to pee-pee and poo-poo.'
If you don't want to buy the product, next time he 'goes,' take a piece, 'yuck' on the balcony...take him outside, let him sniff..Maybe he'll get the idea.
+Boyd Franken Boomer? What's that? lol
Never heard of a Boomer dog.
Well, he needs to go Boom outside...Good luck.
And hear me argue over who she gave head to first.
2023 this still one of bros best
Yep
This aged poorly 1:40
Eminem: nothing', you idiots Dr, Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Lol
What does 👁️👄👁️ mean?
@@leroyvela4776 its an emoticon to show confusion
"So there's no reason why a man and another man can't elope " NOT ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THIS LINE
I’ve never heard this song fully before and when I herd this my jaw dropped I was not expecting that, it was great, really that line is not given enough credit
Bruh he just said some rhymes, is that enough to get y’all’s dicks hard?
ugh
@@xenxir4918 well he compared same-sex marriage to people humping dead animals so I'd say that's pretty homophobic, but recently he stated his support for the legalization of same-sex marriage so I guess it's all fine now
@@soyclown5650 i don't think he compared it in *that* way, the logic there is like "if people can do *that*, then why can't two men elope". you probably know this but ye xd
All these years later the ending is still my favorite part. Wish slim still made songs like this one
Classic! I used to listen to this rap on my speakers whenever I went for a walk in the park as a kid
This song hits harder than my mom hits me
same but brother 🤠☝🏻
blink twice if you need help bestie🙁☝️
@@sweetiekai9367 *blinks twice*
@@sweetiekai9367
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I need your profile picture
This song was awesome even when I didn't understand a word. Now.. it's awesomer
Yes
Yaaazzzz I was like nine and I didn’t understand a WORD but still I loved it, now I understand and it’s even better
0:27 This part, just this part.
IF YALL STILL LISTENING TO THIS YALL ROCK!! 2023 GANG!!
WE ARE THE REAL SLIM SHADY💪👊😎😤
My biggest flex is that I knew that Song before it went viral on tik tok
same. I will literally pass out if people say they’re here from TikTok💀
I never even knew it was on TikTok. I just discovered Eminem through “Kim”. Then I came here. Tbh I was confused as fuck.
Same lmao
This is one of the most famous songs of all time, 99.9% knew what this was before some shit tiktok. Politely stfu
@@jaysonpower7337 I just said it in a normal Tone why do you tell me to stfu now??
"When I'm 30, I'll be the only one in the nursing home flirting" Every time I listen to this, that line makes me stop and think, "Why would he expect to be in a nursing home at 30?"
Drugs, isn't he an addict before or even during the early ages of his career?
His childhood dream was to be a geriatric nurse, hence 30 and in a nursing home
Same
@Preston Bates lol
For the rhyme scheme. Rhymes better with nursing and flirting
Well Will cusses now
MASTERPIECE never gets OLD!!!!
That “Dr. Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement” line is fucking legendary 😂
It's "and Dr.Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr.Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
@@rexwarrick839 I didn't feel writing the entire line was necessary to communicate which bit I was referring to...
He Dahmer him
Who else memorized this song that they don’t need the lyrics anymore? And who else is still singing this song in 2021?😂
🙄🤚
me
🖖🏻
@@thomasglenton3491 how the hell
@@thomasglenton3491 🖖
I was 8 when this came out. Where'd the time go I feel so old :(
Almost 12 years ago now, this songs such a banger, Good job Eminem!
Feminists love eminem :-D
Way before your time.😂🤣😂🤣
@@Mav11764 way before your time
no
Hmmmm hhnnbbng
Really?
If ur here in 2022 (if its even still up)
ur a legend
Thx
It's still 2021 but quarantine felt like more than 12 years. close enough, right? Thanks Eminem. at least this song makes quarantine feel shorter T-T
HI MINAAAA
I used my time machine and now I'm in 2028, everyone has turned into slim shadys
It is 2021 hello
I feel pity I'm not a native English speaker just because there's almost zero chance I'll ever manage to learn these lyrics by heart 😭 But at least I've learned the refrain quite well, you wake me up at night and I will recite it in an instance :)
"I apologize for my English, henceforth, I apologise for my English as I continue our intellectual conversation"
1:42 yeah but when you talk about his bald-headed "wife" he drops the F-bombs like he's a 14year old in a troubled home
i had no right to know this intire song at the age of 3💀
PLS
ASHKKJEBVSKEBBR
SAME BESTIE JSJSJWJSKDK
STOP💀💀
SAME💀
2021 still listening to this.
Eminem is and always will be in my opinion the best rapper that has ever lived and always will be, period.
maybe in the future someone better appear...
Frfr
*whole World nods in agreement*
in my opnion, best white* rapper
2pac is my opinion
THANK YOU! Finally one that's nit the clean version
Still listening in 2024
the literal biggest roast ever
2:17 my favorite part. It’s so pure and I can sing along with it FOREVER
Omg man me too one of the my favorite Eminem quotes
2022 and this still goes hard asf ❤️
The song that truly started my love for hip hop
When dr Dre leaves the studio for 5 mins😂😂
If you still listening to this, you a legend
My story is when I was little my dad would play this and I would even ask him to play it and know I now the whole song
My mom would play this since I was 2 And I still listen to it still
Oh really? Thanks
But.. I’m not will smith!
Ye ik
2022??🔥
0:32 what a badass
i'm obsessed w this song
It's the beat
Same asf
Who isn't?
Nice I am with this song and my name is also crack a bottle and we made you. Actually you can’t go wrong with pretty much any em song.
NICE PAINS SO FICKING HAD JILL RUDOLF MR KEVIN RUDOLF FICKING ME YES YES
The fact I know every single word to this song without the beat is the most white thing about me 😂
Is this a bad thing? I dont think so
It's definitely not a bad thing. Not one bit
@@Kachowski1527 UNRRELQTED BUT STAN THE SASHA PFP
@@mahtabsiraee8234 agreed
😭😭 lmfao
I can never compare him with today’s rappers! No thanks.
This is over 20* years old yet people still listen to it . Nice
The song is far like 20 years.
Yea the song is 22 years old
Sorry,I didn’t know it was over 20 years old I’ll correct it now,thank you
"How much people are u gonna roast today"
Eminem: YES
This song has more roast than my mom’s lasagna
So true
I only see facts in your statement
Oh, you mean your mom's spaghetti?
Best comment on a comment be like ⬆️
Lol
Love whoever he hired to play the flute solo
I FINALLY LEARNED IT :D
Even though there are some subtle things that are incorrect in it, it’s still mostly accurate
Nice video to this day btw!
This song hits harder than a Latina mom
Fax
Ong
Fact
LMFAOOOOOO... but you exagerated, tho, those flying flip flops hurt
💯
I love the lines:
And Dr. Dre said
Nothin' you idiots. Dr.
Dre's dead, he is locked in
My basement * HAHA *
I'm a metal head, I have been since second grade, but there are 3 none metal songs that I listen to very regularly, this is one
Thank you I still do listen to this
I'm gonna have this played at my funeral
LoL it would be fun😂
Let's hope you'll be able to attend, and that all your body parts aren't gonna be on different continents.
Same g
Mw too
Youre gonna stand up from the dead
Professor: Fire can't exist without oxygen
Me: Wait and Watch
Some stuff neva gets old. Y'all are legends! Greetings from Brazil from u mothefathers!
This song was so beyond its time
Sometimes I pause his vidios so he can breath😌💅🤣😬
videos, breathe.
Sameee
lmao yes.
the only eminem song i can keep up with
Stan is pretty easy too
@@Lamamsl Stan is class tho
Doctor Dre is dead
my mom is pretty easy to
@@michellegriffin8635 yeah
2023 still the GOAT!
IT'S 2024 AND WE STILL LISTENING 🎧 TO THIS BECAUSE WE LOVE ❤️ IT
"Of couse they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel, don't they?"
SpLasH same 😂😂😂🎤
SpLasH savage
SpLa
SpLasH' woooow you know what intercourse is... Good for you
@@zen__6051 what did they say I want to laugh
His flow is unfathomable
2023 and im still listening to this song *LEGEND*
This song tho🔥🔥
0:37 is my favorite part of the song
YESS
Isn’t it everyone’s hehe I love it-
2:18
Ignore me-
0:18 is not fav
1:04 is my favorite 😂💀
Shady: raps*
Lungs: Why are we here just to suffer..
I still remember listening this when I was 7
Summer of 2022 and Eminem is still a legend
Respect to people who have heard this song before tik tok
Fr
@@goldlighting5960 Tik toc: it can ruin everything
@@dsyrdragon3309 yea
@Time 4 Trouble Gaming discord call songs 🙌
respect to you too