Betas Get OWNED By Alpha Soy Boy w/ Jake Doolittle

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  • @meatlemonade3338
    @meatlemonade3338 2 роки тому +1530

    as a soyboy effeminate male myself, im getting tired of being called a beta. this is truly omegaphobic

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp Рік тому +79

      Silence, Zeta

    • @CosmiTwink
      @CosmiTwink Рік тому +105

      @@Jane-oz7pp THERES A NEW VARIANT?

    • @earkittycat
      @earkittycat Рік тому +36

      The third variant

    • @KuromiTheLastRakkyo
      @KuromiTheLastRakkyo Рік тому

      We soyboy effeminate males need to stick together. Omegaphobes should be ashamed

    • @robh5974
      @robh5974 Рік тому +36

      real talk? king shit.

  • @Princessbuttercupish
    @Princessbuttercupish 2 роки тому +748

    "Here we come... unlike your wife" omg literally almost choked on my drink lol

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 2 роки тому +32

      That line honestly one shot me

    • @SquamataReptile
      @SquamataReptile Рік тому +14

      Time stamp :) 10:50

    • @Kllgg
      @Kllgg 5 місяців тому

      @@SquamataReptile, thank you. I was 31 minutes in and had missed it. Went back to see it. 😂

  • @rather_be_known934
    @rather_be_known934 2 роки тому +5505

    Three years ago I was closeted and married to an abusive man who watched Reid's videos unironically. Fast forward to today and I'm living my best out and proud life with my wonderful girlfriend and our three cats. 🏳️‍🌈❤ So so thankful for how radically my life has changed.

    • @greatestaxolotl4933
      @greatestaxolotl4933 2 роки тому +243

      aww im proud of you! tell us about your cats?

    • @Suited_Nat
      @Suited_Nat 2 роки тому +147

      Awww I’m happy for you!!! I wish you the best in your life w ur gf and cats :))

    • @ksolo5382
      @ksolo5382 2 роки тому +73

      So happy for you!!! 💜💜💜

    • @francescononefrancese617
      @francescononefrancese617 2 роки тому +56

      Thats great very happy for you :)

    • @carissaflowers8756
      @carissaflowers8756 2 роки тому +46

      So happy for you! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @haventpickedanameyet2527
    @haventpickedanameyet2527 2 роки тому +2440

    As someone in highschool, don't worry! You can still be a horrible person and bully people. You can still be transphobic, homophobic, etc
    And you can still be a manly "real" man

    • @raT.L0rd
      @raT.L0rd 2 роки тому +270

      i live in the more leftist areas and i hear at least 3 attack helicopter jokes every single day 👍

    • @lellow19
      @lellow19 2 роки тому

      Phew! Thank God! Thank the Holy Masculine Alpha Male in the sky that the next generation is still just as likely to massacre a gay club. Just what we need.
      Too far?

    • @soosoolar
      @soosoolar 2 роки тому +8

      ew

    • @catboymikey
      @catboymikey 2 роки тому +40

      Just graduated high school can confirm

    • @ianisimo
      @ianisimo 2 роки тому +126

      fr i live in a blue county but i got like rlly badly bullied for being gay i get so annoyed when the media acts like that doesnt happen anymore bc the dems took over

  • @AutumnF
    @AutumnF 2 роки тому +1369

    “He looks like a creepy gym teacher”
    My old world geography teacher (keep that in mind for later) was also the girls’ basketball coach. He agreed with Andrew Tate’s ideologies, which creeped me out. He was a FLAT-EARTHER who had a full-on debate with the class and that one police officer that roamed the halls. He was an asshole, which didn’t help.
    UPDATE: This semester I got a biology teacher that’s an anti-masker. He refused to wear a mask anywhere during the height of the pandemic. He made a list of any place that kicked him out and will not let his family go there anymore.

    • @lavenderkismet4568
      @lavenderkismet4568 2 роки тому +266

      Him being a flat earther and teaching world geography gives me the same vibes as my current stats teacher. He believes that climate change "isn't that bad". Like, you of ALL PEOPLE-

    • @AutumnF
      @AutumnF 2 роки тому +66

      @@lavenderkismet4568 OH MY GOD-

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 2 роки тому +132

      Him being the girls gym coach worries me greatly

    • @AutumnF
      @AutumnF 2 роки тому +82

      @@megand12345 Yes, it concerns me so much. The basketball team girls are all popular, so I’m not high enough on the social ladder to be let in on secrets. I’m that one kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria and concerns everyone by being the Quiet Kid. I’m the opposite online though lmao

    • @whatever9097
      @whatever9097 2 роки тому +92

      Your geography teacher being a flat earther is mildly horrifying. I didn’t think it got more ironic and concerning than my high school bio teacher being mildly antivax and denying evolution but holy shit.

  • @JohnScigulinsky
    @JohnScigulinsky Рік тому +224

    "I feel sorry for Europeans"
    said by a man whose country imprisons more people per capita than any other country on the planet, lol

    • @grimalice63
      @grimalice63 Рік тому

      Also the same man who probably idolized the founding fathers that were british.

    • @kulover21gal87
      @kulover21gal87 Рік тому +9

      I want to leave the US so badly. 😅

    • @-acne
      @-acne Рік тому +1

      @@kulover21gal87same bro

  • @dakotahs.4185
    @dakotahs.4185 2 роки тому +236

    That guy looks like the misogynistic gym teacher that would announce your weight in front of the whole gym class, the gym teacher that would be excited for swim because he wants to see people in their swimsuits.

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому +16

      Did everyone have a creepy gym teacher except for me? My gyms teachers were the LEAST creepy of the teachers

    • @Vitafiend
      @Vitafiend Рік тому +1

      @@JDMimeTHEFIRST fr, my gym teachers were all alright

    • @RavenRoss-h2i
      @RavenRoss-h2i 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@JDMimeTHEFIRST you're not the only one, I had a gym teacher who i absolutely loved, he was so funny and he reminded me of Tony Stark

    • @massmurdertron51
      @massmurdertron51 8 місяців тому

      @@RavenRoss-h2i lol nice

  • @ribbonquest
    @ribbonquest 2 роки тому +356

    This country was founded by men with guns who can also perform synchronized dance routines. Haven't you seen Hamilton?! I know it's a documentary.

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse 2 роки тому +82

      Don't forget that they also wore tights, wigs, makeup, and high heels (seriously).
      This guy would implode before ever acknowledging that fact.

    • @baptizednblood6813
      @baptizednblood6813 2 роки тому

      Yeah a bunch of slave owning, racist bigots who participated in genocide

    • @Land_Sea_Skylar
      @Land_Sea_Skylar 10 місяців тому +3

      They can also sing ballads and have rap battles!

    • @cyndrift
      @cyndrift 7 місяців тому +3

      i mean the military does genuinely perform synchronized dance routines as an intimidation tactic, funny as that sounds. just like a strict uniform, it's a way of showing they're disciplined and well-trained.
      military people are required to swing around their little sticks and step in rhythm with the precision of a ballet dancer and they're peak masculinity but god forbid you perform a little jig for any other reason

    • @Crazed-Rat
      @Crazed-Rat 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cyndriftNow im imagining the military as a dance club doing tik tok dances in sync.

  • @brendenl7927
    @brendenl7927 2 роки тому +1735

    Apparently soy contains a high amount of phyto-estrogens, which are chemically similar to human estrogen. They’re different enough, however, that they have no actual estrogen activity in humans.
    But you know what has a lot of ACTUAL estrogen, as in, the exact same hormone that’s in humans? Milk and dairy. But they don’t talk about that do they :)

    • @combatcentral7386
      @combatcentral7386 2 роки тому

      The actual estrogen in cows milk is biologically inactive. Literally the first link in google when you look it up

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 2 роки тому +268

      I’m pretty sure beer does too lmao, Yknow, the “manly man drink”

    • @adoramay9410
      @adoramay9410 2 роки тому +219

      @@goobertron9099 Yep, almost all the ingredients in most beers have phyto-estrogens, Wheat? Yep. Barley? Abso-fucking-lutely. Hops? Extremely so. In fact hops probably has more phytoestrogens than Soy does.

    • @brendenl7927
      @brendenl7927 2 роки тому +16

      @@combatcentral7386 I guess my science is only a little better than theirs 😭

    • @combatcentral7386
      @combatcentral7386 2 роки тому +29

      @@goobertron9099 only cringe lolberts drink beer. Real conservatives hate alcohol because it destroys t levels.

  • @madaemon
    @madaemon 2 роки тому +411

    As a veteran, I love seeing how people describe their service records. With Henrichs, the whole "securing special weapons assets" blurb just means he was a security guard and checked ID's. But Brinkley's is hilarious: "honor graduate from basic combat training." That's like someone giving a TED talk telling the audience they received the most gold stars in Kindergarten. Like, that's great, sport, but I wonder why you have to reach that far back.

    • @tomsamuel3219
      @tomsamuel3219 Рік тому +34

      Jim Carrey said you can tell how pathetic someone is by how far back they have to reach for their story. “I remember when I was a sperm…”

    • @projectsponge1363
      @projectsponge1363 Рік тому +8

      Obviously dishonorable discharge is how his term ended if he says that

    • @timssuperpage
      @timssuperpage Рік тому

      Considering they didn't show all of Reid's service record...which I doubt you even care about...Henrich is a Marine an ex Police Officer. He has seen live action combat and also was chosen out of 1000 police officers to give assistance during Hurricane Katrina (only 100 were chosen from that 1000). An he also, Mr. Veteran, not just a security guard he was an Anti-Tank assault-man and did serve overseas. While I do not agree with his political ideals all the time. Reid is an amazing individual and if you buy a rifle or pistol and need classes and want to increase your capability of defending yourself and family. He is amazing.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 Рік тому +25

      @@timssuperpage Okay, but if he has all those achievements to show - why doesn't he put them on the website instead of going for that euphemism for "security guard"? That's just as fishy.

    • @timssuperpage
      @timssuperpage Рік тому

      He doesn't just put security guard on his website...they left that out. He also says he was trained in the description of himself on his website that he was trained as an 0351 anti tank assault-man. They willingly left that out of the video. After serving as that he did his security guard duty in the Marine Corp. An also won multiple DMR awards. This individual, while I still do not agree 100% with him politically, is a trained and very professional teacher of firearms instructions.@@rolfs2165

  • @adamjack9113
    @adamjack9113 2 роки тому +911

    The only thing offensive about door holding is when a man refuses to walk through a door being held open by a woman simply because she's a woman. Also complimenting a woman- general rule is if you wouldn't say it to your mom/grandma, don't say it to random women/colleagues. For your friends or SO, I'd hope you would have communicated enough to know their boundaries or what is appropriate.

    • @alexandrarainbow520
      @alexandrarainbow520 2 роки тому +88

      This happens to me all the time. I work in an office building and I always hold the door open for people no matter who it is. But a lot of older men who work in the same building will literally open the other door and not acknowledge me at all. Or they will take the door I’m holding and make me walk through first. Like what the hell im just trying to be polite they make it weird.

    • @tiktoksbytopic1897
      @tiktoksbytopic1897 2 роки тому +23

      Or when you are super far away from the door and they just stand there waiting and you feel the need to speed walk

    • @firstnamelastname7708
      @firstnamelastname7708 Рік тому +25

      I’ve never heard that, but it’s brilliant and so easy to understand. I need to remember it next time someone says “you can’t even give a female a compliment anymore or you’ll catch a harassment charge”. If you wouldn’t say it to your mom/grandma, it’s inappropriate. Also: multiple times in my life men have gotten upset with me for holding the door for them.

    • @TransPrinceMaxx
      @TransPrinceMaxx Рік тому

      Instructions unclear I accidentally asked coworker to pop my huge pimple on my ass/j my family is really close

    • @GalacticStudios69
      @GalacticStudios69 Рік тому +2

      Lmfao that reminds me of a time I held a door open for a lady and she got mad bc she wanted to be independent, no I’m not assuming I literally hear her talking to her daughter afterwards about how men are trying to take women’s independence by doing stuff for them 🧍 like… 😭

  • @TheEepyMagi
    @TheEepyMagi 2 роки тому +259

    "The firearm has saved millions of lives and saved entire countries"
    Okay Reid, how many lives do you think it ended? How many of those lives were innocent? And how many countries were colonized and subjugated with firearms? Hm?

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому

      Also, they live in the past. Even if people once did use them to protect themselves . . . Now, people just use them to murder people and other animals. It’s not a necessary tool in life.

    • @doodlydungeon8576
      @doodlydungeon8576 Рік тому +20

      these people don't like to talk about that because as soon as you bring it up, their argument is ✨gone✨

    • @TheMilitantHorse
      @TheMilitantHorse Рік тому +7

      ​@@doodlydungeon8576It's such an astronomically high number that both sides can't even quantify it.

    • @gwendolenyoung4198
      @gwendolenyoung4198 Рік тому +4

      Don't worry, they have their own math, you see. They believe 1000

    • @Land_Sea_Skylar
      @Land_Sea_Skylar 10 місяців тому +1

      And how did it save those lives? By looking scary? No, Reid. It ends lives. But its the "greatest tool ever invented", is it?

  • @krapincorporated
    @krapincorporated 2 роки тому +860

    These alpha males absolutely confuse me about what qualities it takes to be alpha or beta. If "betas are taking over" but they lack qualities like leadership and being assertive and I dunno being pushy or whatever, aren't those alpha qualities?

    • @1337Cassie
      @1337Cassie 2 роки тому +73

      This message needs to be louder💀

    • @fentina
      @fentina 2 роки тому +150

      But also if all men should try to be alpha men... who's the leader of all those alpha men? Aren't they just betas when they're listing to 'other' alpha guys???

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 2 роки тому +147

      This is straight out of the fascist playbook.
      "The enemy must always be simultaneously weak and subhuman while being ever-present and running everything. It all depends on what narrative best suits the situation at the time."

    • @B0OBIES
      @B0OBIES 2 роки тому +39

      We're probably not supposed to put much thought into it which is why it just doesn't add up 🤣

    • @definitelynotanscp7273
      @definitelynotanscp7273 2 роки тому +19

      @@fentina They're lead by the Sigmas.

  • @fiveelevenevan
    @fiveelevenevan 2 роки тому +234

    Jesus was so non-violent lol. These people make no sense at all. He literally said TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.

    • @ChristianCatboy
      @ChristianCatboy 2 роки тому +26

      He also said it's okay to for men to literally castrate themselves, if that's what God wants them to do (Matt 19:12). I legit finally decided to defy my church and do my own research into LGBTQ theory, because even as a brainwashed Evangelical, I felt like that verse gave me permission to give up on the idea that it's necessary to "be a man".

    • @pansexualdickhaver6878
      @pansexualdickhaver6878 Рік тому

      Well not LITERALLY lol I doubt he spoke engrish

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +9

      The only "violent" thing he did was flip a table

    • @burningpileofshakespearean
      @burningpileofshakespearean Рік тому +7

      @@pissapocalypse and that's cause he was pissed that they were using a church to count up taxes

  • @mckennawilson1415
    @mckennawilson1415 2 роки тому +351

    truly bold of this man to assume his viewers want to hear a woman's opinion

    • @Ketutar
      @Ketutar 2 роки тому +39

      Oh, no, that's for those trolls and liberals who watch his videos to try to use it against him. He can point her out and say "see, I had a woman tell you ALL women want MANLY men who like guns!" His viewers don't give a crap about her opinion.

  • @salemspellman227
    @salemspellman227 2 роки тому +165

    His wife saying shes on a special diet because she has to be and also slamming dudes for eating the same way is something else

    • @HuckleberryLover
      @HuckleberryLover 2 роки тому +25

      I mean do you think this guy respects his wife and sees her as an equal?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +1

      It's just depressing

  • @harmonynoharmony
    @harmonynoharmony 2 роки тому +481

    European here, currently on my 5th month of paid sick leave, grateful to be living under "socialism" ✌️

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 2 роки тому +23

      holy shit what happened?

    • @VibingMeike
      @VibingMeike 2 роки тому +23

      Five months? Damn I hope you are okay-

    • @harmonynoharmony
      @harmonynoharmony 2 роки тому +93

      @nerobyrne I've cPTSD thanks to all kinds of fucked up shit my mother did to me when I was growing up. Have started trauma therapy (EMDR) this year and it's extremely exhausting and demanding. So yeah, no energy for working for a while.
      @vibingmeike I'm getting there, thank you ☺️

    • @rajismyfavorite
      @rajismyfavorite 2 роки тому +50

      @@harmonynoharmony I hope the therapy helps you. Therapy helped me immensely with my trauma. Sending virtual hugs.

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 2 роки тому +25

      @@harmonynoharmony I do EMDR as well! Props to you for getting working through your trauma with EMDR, it’s hard. Sending all my love ❤️

  • @boboblueblue2
    @boboblueblue2 2 роки тому +537

    The whole thing about a “genuine compliment” is so dumb. It’s fine if a guy wants to say to a woman (or anyone else) “you look nice today”. Just keep it moving!
    Don’t use it as an excuse to keep talking to her. Then it’s not a compliment, it’s an opener that you’re using to try to get something.
    It’s only weird when they say something sexual or comment on your body or a specific body part.
    Anything else is fine? Lol

    • @angelarice8418
      @angelarice8418 2 роки тому +55

      Completely! If someone is uncomfortable about a compliment, it's because you were weird about it. The answer is to treat people like people, no exceptions

    • @pusheenqueen519
      @pusheenqueen519 2 роки тому +55

      Yeah these a holes apparently don't get that a compliment is supposed to make the receiver of said compliment feel good. Not feed into their own egos or personal agendas. If you do something "nice" with ulterior motives, it's not being nice.

    • @Suited_Nat
      @Suited_Nat 2 роки тому +15

      These alpha males r the epitome of the “nice guy”

    • @Suited_Nat
      @Suited_Nat 2 роки тому

      @Is At Sea I completely agree with your stance.
      As a person who’s experienced SH/SA I want to provide this take:
      It took me months to feel comfortable walking around my college campus alone because of the SH, and while I get that men can also be SA/SH, it’s a lot less likely. So don’t randomly go up to a woman, especially if they are being short with their answers. All in all, read body language. It’s fine to compliment people, but don’t just randomly be like: I like your boobs- or start cat calling. It’s disgusting and uncomfortable to the ppl on the receiving end. (I’ve had friends talk about being cat called as minors- it’s so gross and upsetting that they had to deal with that shit.)

    • @Suited_Nat
      @Suited_Nat 2 роки тому +5

      Me saying this- I’m not saying you specifically are going up to ppl and doing this. I’m just stating in general.

  • @marcelinethevamp
    @marcelinethevamp 2 роки тому +418

    i literally can not stop thinking about this man squatting down over his gun. i am going to cry what have you done....

    • @chesiresays
      @chesiresays 2 роки тому +27

      Now you’ve scarred me too😰

    • @Trees...
      @Trees... 2 роки тому

      :(

    • @Freddyk2004
      @Freddyk2004 2 роки тому +17

      oh god!

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 2 роки тому +46

      "mom, why is dad always moaning when he cleans his gun?"
      "Shut up and put your noise cancelling back on."

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 Рік тому +5

      My shivers have been timbered

  • @theswissmiss69
    @theswissmiss69 2 роки тому +805

    I love when two people collab, who I watch, and they seem like they would never collab!

    • @orbeezeater
      @orbeezeater 2 роки тому +87

      some inspo for your username:
      piss
      cheese
      knife
      army
      red cross
      hope that helped 🐔

    • @neopeter2998
      @neopeter2998 2 роки тому +81

      @@orbeezeater THE SWISS PISS IS SO SMART

    • @riley2243
      @riley2243 2 роки тому

      @@orbeezeater i like swiss piss

    • @saigedoesdances
      @saigedoesdances 2 роки тому +47

      Like Danny Gonzales and Chad Chad

    • @0renschube
      @0renschube 2 роки тому +14

      They do basically the same thing

  • @gargoylegutz
    @gargoylegutz 2 роки тому +183

    12:33 that chemical is phytoestrogen. it is a type of estrogen, but because we aren't plants, it doesn't effect our estrogen levels. dairy, on the other hand, DOES, because it has actual mammalian estrogen that we can process.

    • @jupiteryu7318
      @jupiteryu7318 2 роки тому +6

      Finally!! A smart take on this issue. Thanks

    • @bobsburgers8497
      @bobsburgers8497 2 роки тому

      Is the dairy thing still true if you’re lactose intolerant?

    • @HuckleberryLover
      @HuckleberryLover 2 роки тому +10

      @@bobsburgers8497 being lactose intolerant means you can't handle the lactose in milk, not that your body can't absorb the other nutrients and hormones in milk

    • @axdonat
      @axdonat Рік тому +2

      @@bobsburgers8497 lactose intolerant means that you do not have enough of the enzyme lactase in your guts, so you won't digest milk at all leading to problems
      if you buy lactase tablets or lactose-free milk, i think it will work the same as if you weren't intolerant and had normal milk

  • @Dither87
    @Dither87 2 роки тому +319

    As a "gun hating liberal", I still think people deserve the right to have guns. Within reason, obviously. The only big difference between me and them is wanting more universal background checks.

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse 2 роки тому

      Yea, the alt-right want mass shooters & literal domestic terrorists to have guns, but not anyone with proper training and responsibility.

    • @Ketutar
      @Ketutar 2 роки тому

      Yes. We want gun control. Not gun ban. But that's so typical Conservative thinking. To them, it's all or nothing.

    • @pansexualdickhaver6878
      @pansexualdickhaver6878 Рік тому

      I’m for guns being taken away completely but it has to be done over decades and decades because if we were take them away all at once,these brainless bags of flesh would LITERALLY start a civil war lol we just got to keep pushing slowly

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Рік тому +33

      I’m against all guns. Honestly, background checks if done by the cops, would be bias. An example is that kid who made a UA-cam video threatening to kill women. The family called the police. They saw that he was a white man and let him keep his guns. Then he murdered some women. So the police should have been charged because they knew he had guns and let him keep them after he threatened to kill women. I n on ow cops hate women, but there was a legitimate threat they ignored. They also let men who abuse their wives keep guns. If background checks were done by other people (not cops), that would be best.

    • @CANTHANDLESTIOUR
      @CANTHANDLESTIOUR Рік тому +25

      @@JDMimeTHEFIRST right im thinking like a team of psychiatrists and maybe psychologists too

  • @ktisanerd
    @ktisanerd 2 роки тому +114

    Hi former marine here, the Patreon icons are marine badges (including the middle sharpshooter badge that does look ~suspiciously~ like the SS one). They signify your score on the shooting tests we have to qualify on typically annually. Just an fyi

    • @GeographyPal
      @GeographyPal 2 роки тому +2

      This! Was just about to comment this, haha but thanks tho!

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim 2 роки тому +2

      Was about to say this.

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse 2 роки тому +15

      So he's stealing Marine iconography to seem cool, got it.
      Also, I'm almost willing to bet money that he was either never in the military or was dishonorably discharged.

    • @GeographyPal
      @GeographyPal 2 роки тому +7

      @@solosynapse according to his self written bio, he’s a marine veteran who served from like the 90s to 2003 I think. I honestly don’t know if this is true, and I can’t verify for sure.

    • @renmnm
      @renmnm 7 місяців тому

      ​@@solosynapse he was actually a marine who did time overseas. i disagree with everything he's said and he pisses me off, but he's not really stealing anything and i don't think he was dishonorably discharged either. im late responding to this but just thought i'd throw this in
      may not like the guy in any way but it is true that he was in the marines

  • @Jimmiwashere
    @Jimmiwashere 2 роки тому +56

    Lol, if anything it's the insurance companies getting rid of dodge ball. When I worked for Girl Scouts almost every game that was banned was banned because the organization couldn't afford the insurance coverage required to play it. I imagine it's the same for schools.

    • @evem6154
      @evem6154 2 роки тому +4

      That's so weird to me as a German. I never even thought about insurance like that. My kids play so many things like that in school and every child activity group. Even in Kindergarten they did that, even if only with the older kids (like 2nd and 3rd year of Kindergarten).
      Do they get hurt? Sure. But they are kids. One of my kids broke their arm in preschool. They were the only who had to go and thus went to a different primary school as only the big primary schools have preschools. The school was big and had a big playing ground and they climbed something and fell. We just went to the hospital and got it treated.
      I never wondered if my insurance paid or the schools. It's not like you get a bill. But I'll look into how it works, could be useful knowledge.

    • @doodlydungeon8576
      @doodlydungeon8576 Рік тому +2

      ​@@evem6154 having been born and raised American, I'm shocked that y'all were so relaxed about the broken arm. I broke my arm as a kid as well and hid it from the teachers because I didn't want my parents to have to spend the money on the ER visit. I just knew hospitals were expensive and crunchy arm needs hospital. I think that's part of why so many Americans freak out about certain dangerous sports, injuries are expensive as hell.

    • @evem6154
      @evem6154 Рік тому

      @@doodlydungeon8576 I mean, a broken arm is annoying, especially with a small child, but I didn't pay anything. Here, everyone is insured, period. The only thing I paid for was gas and getting the kid some glitter pens to doddle on the cast with.
      I think that's a big reason our sentiment towards kids injuring themselves slightly or breaking an arm is more 'that's a hassle but they gotta learn🤷🏼‍♂️'. I have four kids. All of them hurt themselves playing at some point. But that's an important part of learning about the world imo. They learn natural consequences early on. And then they adapt their behavior. It makes them more thoughtful about what consequences their behavior could have, too.
      I did look into it though and my kids are insured through school like anyone is through their work for accidents. It's called Unfallversicherung, accident insurance. It's automatic and paid for by the school or the boss and will pay any medical bills you get from having a work related accident or an accident on the way to or from work. So it's not even medical insurance that's paying here that's only for private accidents or other issues.

    • @Land_Sea_Skylar
      @Land_Sea_Skylar 10 місяців тому

      Same reason why merry go rounds and such were removed from school playgrounds

  • @Theshirobutterfly
    @Theshirobutterfly 2 роки тому +124

    This is a general rule I heard on how to compliment women without being creepy.
    Compliment on what she has choosen, not on what she can't change.
    EX.
    A women in a work inoform didn't choose to wear that, she has to. so complimenting her on that is creepy.
    A women in the park wearing her favorite skirt will love a compliment on it, because she choose to waer it.
    Another example
    Complimenting a women on her eyes is creepy becuase those are just her eyes, she doesn't really have a choice on how they look
    Complimenting a woman on her eye makeup is good becuase she spent time putting it on not only becuase she wants to but also it compliments her.

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse 2 роки тому +46

      Exactly! But also don't bring their body into it. "I like your hair" is good, "I like the way that dress fits your body" is not.

    • @zaplepikachu
      @zaplepikachu 2 роки тому +44

      You could compliment someone on their eyes in a non-creepy way by saying "Wow your outfit really brings out the color in your eyes!" Then you are both saying that her eyes look nice but that she also put in thought and effort into her appearance.

    • @Land_Sea_Skylar
      @Land_Sea_Skylar 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@solosynapse you could compliment their dress in a significantly less creepy way by saying "that dress looks good on you" bc it's not focusing specifically on their body, but on them as a person. It's less objectifying.

  • @transnightwalker7973
    @transnightwalker7973 2 роки тому +112

    “Like a dog chasing his man bun” made me laugh so hard.

  • @novaa.1757
    @novaa.1757 2 роки тому +167

    i love the way your two styles of comedy mesh, top tier collab

  • @alecchristenson2072
    @alecchristenson2072 2 роки тому +86

    not the confederate flag on the whiteboard 💀

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse 2 роки тому +10

      It's because the swastika flag is slightly too mask-off, I assume.

    • @pansexualdickhaver6878
      @pansexualdickhaver6878 Рік тому

      As a Tennesseean with a neighbor with an American flag AND and a confederate flag on the same pole,I gotta say that sticker is lightweight for this state lmao the average iq here looks like a gpa

  • @buggys0cks
    @buggys0cks 2 роки тому +194

    this is a collaboration i have always needed. this is seriously the best sinmas gift ever (the video ofc, not going to alpha jail).

    • @combatcentral7386
      @combatcentral7386 2 роки тому +1

      What's sinmas?

    • @ematheoneandonly8896
      @ematheoneandonly8896 2 роки тому +4

      @@combatcentral7386 This video series by Annamarie Forcino, it is a Christmas pun. She calls her audience 'Sinners' and in turn, Sin-mas.

    • @buggys0cks
      @buggys0cks 2 роки тому +2

      @@combatcentral7386 it’s christmas but because anna starts all of their videos with “hello sinners” it’s sinmas. just a silly little play on words for the holidays.

  • @isabellee41
    @isabellee41 2 роки тому +69

    This one sent me for a loop because my conservative father LITERALLY went to multiple of this mans gun classes at "valor ridge" and toting around photos of him and Reid 💀 i'm shocked he's still posting shit after so many years

  • @cyntiaramirez-garcia2026
    @cyntiaramirez-garcia2026 Рік тому +26

    "We're white, but this is *caucasian*." was so funny to me

  • @BlessMyHart96
    @BlessMyHart96 2 роки тому +121

    This was such a great collab. The chemistry was off the charts

    • @zemmym.9437
      @zemmym.9437 2 роки тому +11

      They literally have the same energy 😅

  • @natsinnett9751
    @natsinnett9751 2 роки тому +57

    Honestly, I have nothing against the majority of people IN the military. A majority of them have been manipulated into thinking it's their only option at a good future. A friend of mine is in basic right now and last night we hung out with her and she cried and cried about how bad it was and how much she's missed everyone. All just so she can afford to go to college. The US military as an entity though? Fuck em.

    • @natsinnett9751
      @natsinnett9751 2 роки тому +10

      "They woke us up with bombs" "I have to eat all of my meals with my left hand because of discipline"

    • @doodlydungeon8576
      @doodlydungeon8576 Рік тому +4

      Absolutely! I feel as though most people hate the military system, not those who are forced into it. It really is a poverty draft- people enduring literal torture just to have basic human rights like education? Awful. Hate the military, not the soldiers. Tell your friend that they've got this, and it's okay to struggle. People are here for them, and care about them.

    • @Sinc3r3ly
      @Sinc3r3ly 7 місяців тому +2

      There are so many videos of people being asked “what would they say to your recruiter?” And all respond with “fuck you” or “why did you lie”. I have a family member of mine going into the military soon and it’s really sad to see people close to me be indoctrinated

  • @jofawkes
    @jofawkes 2 роки тому +91

    I loved the unhinged, chaotic dark comedy energy of this collab. Please collab again! Delightful to hear y'all roast a trash person, and his trash takes.

  • @marblescos
    @marblescos Рік тому +19

    I think its so funny that these men thought theyd be taken serious if they called themselves something based on a fanfiction alternate universe more commonly associated with smut.

  • @peachypanda57
    @peachypanda57 2 роки тому +23

    whenever i have a guy rush to open a door for me, i just open the next door. based on his reaction or hesitation he’s either a weirdo or just being polite :)

    • @ahumanwhoplantlove9249
      @ahumanwhoplantlove9249 2 роки тому +2

      How do u know based on his reaction? Plz tell me this happened to me alot and I want to know how do u know if that man is a weirdo or not?

    • @peachypanda57
      @peachypanda57 2 роки тому +10

      @@ahumanwhoplantlove9249 if he hesitates or gives me a weird look, i usually assume he’s faking being chivalrous to “gain points.” if he walks through no problem then i assume he’s just being nice to be nice. i don’t use this as good person/bad person test, but if it’s someone i don’t know very well it’s a decent intro imo

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 роки тому +47

    Annamarie: “We’re serving in the Tube.”
    People from London: “Wait, she’s here and didn’t tell us?”

  • @dawnmoore9122
    @dawnmoore9122 2 роки тому +51

    We don't kinkshame here, unless they have a humiliation kink. Then shame on them!!!

  • @SourSalty
    @SourSalty 2 роки тому +19

    30:38 as a Canadian indigenous, thank you amamarie for bringing that point up.

  • @safianimoid
    @safianimoid 2 роки тому +99

    12:40
    Me, a transfem: *starts guzzling soy milk by the gallon*

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse 2 роки тому +27

      Right?? If it were that easy, I'd singlehandedly be keeping the Silk brand in business.

    • @Crispii1t
      @Crispii1t Рік тому +7

      Actually apparently normal milk has to correct type of estrogen, something about soy milk containing estrogen we can’t process. So I’d recommend normal milk instead.

    • @CANTHANDLESTIOUR
      @CANTHANDLESTIOUR Рік тому +1

      @@Crispii1t yep! soy milk only has the estrogen for plants not humans

  • @stingray1irwin0
    @stingray1irwin0 2 роки тому +376

    it's so easy to compliment people's outfits in public without making them feel uncomfortable.
    1) don't get close
    2) don't be creepy
    3) do not expect or feel entitled to a response
    4) say "I like your outfit!"
    5) repeat only steps 1 through 3

    • @artifalse
      @artifalse 2 роки тому +47

      Fr! I compliment every person I can! In fact once I complimented a sweet pet store employee's septum rings and she told me she had been considering taking it out because she was self conscious about her acne and my compliment had made her reconsider it and it makes me so happy to this day

    • @eipheres
      @eipheres 2 роки тому +62

      a really good rule of thumb i once heard was to only compliment things the person can control about their looks, not their physical body parts.
      ex.
      "that dress is so pretty!"
      "your hair is so cool, i love that style and that shade of blue!"
      "where did you get your earrings? you have such a good sense of style!"
      nice! uplifting! complimentary in a good way!
      vs.
      "that dress looks good on you, really flatters your body."
      "your eyes are beautiful."
      "you have really nice legs, do you workout?"
      bad! creepy! not something you'd ever want to hear from a stranger!

    • @HuckleberryLover
      @HuckleberryLover 2 роки тому +22

      When I was in school I decided I wanted to start complimenting people. I would think nice things about others constantly but be to shy to say anything. It led to some pretty wholesome interactions with others. It can be scary to give a compliment, but there's almost always something to compliment a person on (with keeping being respectful in mind). And I totally agree with the other person commenting that compliments to things people can control is the best

    • @Okiedokie07
      @Okiedokie07 Рік тому +5

      Lmao, this was so thought out beautifully 😭

    • @garbageboitm7960
      @garbageboitm7960 Рік тому +4

      I usually stick with “I like your vibe” as a compliment

  • @jocelynngriffin3329
    @jocelynngriffin3329 2 роки тому +96

    As a Marine Corps veteran, thank you for your service!

  • @WallebyDamned
    @WallebyDamned 2 роки тому +31

    This guy is the reason his schools had broken stall doors in the bathrooms

  • @hannahbobby2348
    @hannahbobby2348 2 роки тому +40

    'look at these fire arms' everyone screamed

  • @lando24k51
    @lando24k51 2 роки тому +28

    I applaud you guys for being able to joke about yourselves especially the part about him having man boobs took courage to be vulnerable like that. Also loved you telling him to go back to his country loved that part

  • @LakinMae5
    @LakinMae5 2 роки тому +36

    A random person with a gun started the World Wars.

    • @georgia6947
      @georgia6947 2 роки тому +13

      I mean they weren’t exactly random, but I get what you mean. And they were super bad at their job too.

    • @Jell0be3n
      @Jell0be3n Рік тому +3

      ​@@georgia6947hahahah yeah they were

  • @pasteldoll7274
    @pasteldoll7274 2 роки тому +31

    This video is just pure sarcasm between 2 people who match each other’s sarcasm so perfectly

  • @actually_a_wyrm
    @actually_a_wyrm Рік тому +17

    Give a man milk, and he’ll have milk for a day. Give a man soy milk, and he’ll have milk for the rest of his life.

  • @kee-rockrandom1079
    @kee-rockrandom1079 2 роки тому +9

    29:23 lmfao yalls consistent riffing is so good. like everytime I internalize 1 part of the joke, there's another one right behind it so the clowning just gets better and better😭😭

  • @Oooomps
    @Oooomps 10 місяців тому +4

    "they're trying to take away individual freedom!" Meanwhile he has the Confederate flag behind him, a group of people that loved freedom

  • @lilyolson3188
    @lilyolson3188 2 роки тому +21

    Dodge ball actually was banned in schools in my county, but I think it was because a teacher hit a kid in a face with a ball during it.

  • @g__7.39
    @g__7.39 2 роки тому +26

    Did not expect this colab nor would I have expected y’all to bounce off each other so well😭 merry sinmas

  • @HoodwinkFalls
    @HoodwinkFalls 2 роки тому +14

    I love how you guys have such a chill and yet somehow unhinged vibe

  • @lindenm.9149
    @lindenm.9149 2 роки тому +29

    Absolutely obsessed with Jake and Annamarie. Both in one video? Riffing off each other so hard? *I’m* crying screaming throwing up rn.

  • @Bully_Biscuit
    @Bully_Biscuit 2 роки тому +23

    I can feel the anger RADIATING from him

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 2 роки тому +27

    Okay Jake there's is a difference between complimenting someone's outfit to try to hit on someone who's just going about their day. Most people are just trying to go about their business & don't need someone trying to hit on them, sexualize them, or doing something for them in hopes of getting them to date them. It's like he's just trying to make up arguments because he wants to be a creep towards woman & he doesn't like that now-a-days society frown upon someone or in some cases people are getting in trouble with the law for harassing someone

  • @sassywasthebestcat
    @sassywasthebestcat 2 роки тому +32

    Omg I’m SO happy some of my favs are working together ❤️

  • @sophief5211
    @sophief5211 2 роки тому +40

    OMG this is my fav duo definitely, I've been binging both Annamarie and Jake's content lately 🥺

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi Рік тому +13

    Patriarchy isn't just misogynistic, it is also misandristic. 💀

    • @jasmineelhilali9152
      @jasmineelhilali9152 10 місяців тому

      Not misandrist because it does not target all men no matter what, it's more like patriarchy has negative consequences on any man that isn't in line with their idea of "masculinity"

  • @GMMYSHRK.
    @GMMYSHRK. 2 роки тому +12

    These two are such a good mix for each other. They can entretain each other's irony so well, it's so funny to watch them!

  • @galacticwoozle
    @galacticwoozle Рік тому +14

    Reid definitely has accidently called his wife the names of his guns during sex

  • @charliequinn6321
    @charliequinn6321 2 роки тому +14

    2 of my favorite commentary UA-camrs collabing best sinmas ever

  • @1upbros.244
    @1upbros.244 2 роки тому +12

    Ah, yes, the gun. A useful tool in many scenarios, as long as those scenarios involve violence.

  • @fiveelevenevan
    @fiveelevenevan 2 роки тому +15

    At our school, throwing headshots gets you DQed, and we use foam balls. They're not getting rid of it anytime soon.

  • @tavab8539
    @tavab8539 Рік тому +4

    They never allowed just random fighting in schools what?!?! And dodgeball is definitely still around, most places just change to foam and lighter balls cause they don't hurt as bad and are cheaper for the schools

  • @thealiencosmo358
    @thealiencosmo358 2 роки тому +4

    16:50 There's a class taught at my current *public high school* which has a unit about firearm safety. They don't bring guns on the school grounds as far as I'm aware but I have been told they get certified in the class (the teacher who runs this class is a zoology teacher btw). Love it here in America (: Has any other American experienced that?

  • @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594
    @bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 2 роки тому +14

    "Europe is just a giant golden shower"
    Guy gays in Germany: "Yes..and?"

    • @twiggledowntown3564
      @twiggledowntown3564 2 роки тому +3

      Whenever I see the phrase golden shower, I just think of a golden shower head. 🚿 🛁

  • @warriorwolvez
    @warriorwolvez 2 роки тому +10

    I completely missed his comment on hitting your kids when talking about the merch jacket bc I notice this dude is wearing a school uniform shirt. Like that navy polo is my EXACT school uniform elementary, middle, and high school. The colour, the buttons, the collar, it’s a school uniform shirt and it’s *sending* me

  • @ebonyalexis32
    @ebonyalexis32 2 роки тому +5

    That intro was the cutest !
    "We can both be Justin Timberlake"
    Real grade school vibes ♥️

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer Рік тому +2

    did not realize how much i needed this collab actually. this dynamic is incredible

  • @Terrarianog
    @Terrarianog Рік тому +3

    I got hit in the eye by a doge ball and I had double vision for a few seconds and everything got brighter for like 10 minutes.

  • @Arosukir6
    @Arosukir6 2 роки тому +12

    Can I just say that you both look absolutely gorgeous in this video? Oh my goodness! Annamarie your eyes are catching the light just right, and Jake your hair is beautiful. And both of you, your skin and guns look fantastic! Just killin' it. I dunno, I just felt I had to say something. Happy Sinmas to you both!

  • @burneraccount2345
    @burneraccount2345 2 роки тому +11

    I love how your just roasting him the entire time

  • @CervineEyes
    @CervineEyes 2 роки тому +6

    Infinitely favorite duo! You guys have amazing comedic chemistry!

  • @lslothhoe5900
    @lslothhoe5900 2 роки тому +10

    Guy reminds me of a teacher/coach who got in trouble for smokeing weed and hitting a female student in the ass with a ruler back when i was in high shcool. Think he finished out the year and left. Good ole texas!

  • @ThatOddChickenHippie
    @ThatOddChickenHippie 2 роки тому +4

    We still had dodge ball when I was younger, but we only used balls made of some sort of spongey foam. All the fun without the concussions

  • @KuromiTheLastRakkyo
    @KuromiTheLastRakkyo Рік тому +4

    I love anytime Anna collabs with someone, cuz it’s always so funny

  • @TiaEliz
    @TiaEliz 2 роки тому +10

    I love getting a little Jakey even when he is taking his well deserved break!

  • @fpcooper95
    @fpcooper95 2 роки тому +6

    I could watch you two forever, I didn't even get too enraged! 😂🤦🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

  • @shannonmcgonis7805
    @shannonmcgonis7805 11 місяців тому +2

    Not me watching this at work and fully choking on my coffee at "he killed jon-benet"

  • @tdclemensen
    @tdclemensen 2 роки тому +8

    He looks like Jared Padalecki's weird cousin who lives in the woods and writes for the Daily Stormer

  • @mandymagnolia1966
    @mandymagnolia1966 2 роки тому +3

    18:44 - I was raised with the “don’t start a fight, but you can finish one” 😅

  • @dorindafaith
    @dorindafaith 2 роки тому +4

    In some areas of the American South they do, in fact, teach firearm safety in schools. I know at least one of my older sisters had a section on firearm safety in like 7th grade PE.

  • @Jellyluna658
    @Jellyluna658 Рік тому +1

    I love how loving, thoughtful, and accepting you and everyone in this channel is

  • @believer773
    @believer773 2 роки тому +16

    Annamarie is giving us the gifts the Christmas, thanks for the hard work

  • @javkalrabbit
    @javkalrabbit 2 роки тому +4

    "yeah well we're gonna debate you into the ground. unrelated, i have a gun and i am willing and able to use it"
    bro i think thats called a duel not a debate, and that's if the other person is armed and fighting back. if they're not im pretty sure it's just murder??

  • @Levi-dk2yl
    @Levi-dk2yl 2 роки тому +3

    I love when you two collab, you have such great chemistry and your senses of humor mesh so well!

  • @FlareStorms
    @FlareStorms 2 роки тому +6

    regarding his comment about america being created by people who were "willing to use a firearm," muskets were incredibly unreliable as firearms. yeah, they could shoot, but reloading was such a painful process that once you shoot your shot you're better off using it as a funny looking sword until you can find a substantial enough opening to fiddle with the damned thing safely

  • @Jigglypowerpuffgirl
    @Jigglypowerpuffgirl 2 роки тому +8

    She looks like she was going to say skinny jeans and man buns before she remembered 😂

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 2 роки тому +4

    the collab i never knew i needed but i’m so glad we got

  • @doorframe6716
    @doorframe6716 2 роки тому +9

    This collab needs to be a regular

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 2 роки тому +4

    That drumline joke almost made me drop my phone in the toliet. Damn you dolittle

  • @sluggyboo
    @sluggyboo 2 роки тому +7

    love the jake doolittle collab!!
    love to see two political leaders come together like this

  • @heyitsel4557
    @heyitsel4557 2 роки тому +4

    I love that no one seems to have noticed the body outline on the other whiteboard. WHY does he have a body outline on the other whiteboard? 🥴

    • @samg6940
      @samg6940 2 роки тому +1

      To demonstrate where to aim when shooting people. It's a drawing of one of those target dummies at gun ranges

  • @nataliee5236
    @nataliee5236 2 роки тому +4

    *goes up to someone and speaks loudly out of the blue*
    *is upset when they get surprised and naturally jump a little*

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Рік тому +1

    21:24 I am an avid door-holder and have run into this many times, personally I don’t mind waiting at all so if someone is a little far I try to kindly say “I’m not in any rush! Take your time!” and hold my hand up like “no need to rush on my account!” so they don’t feel awkward and do the lil shuffle run to get in lol

  • @kee-rockrandom1079
    @kee-rockrandom1079 2 роки тому +3

    12:42 yknow, that's such an interesting context for the term "soy boy" bc i just thought ppl were called that for drinking plant-based milk-alternatives, essentially calling them weak from like a health-nut's perspective lol

  • @meannoodlebean
    @meannoodlebean Рік тому +1

    I've been watching Jake for a while and I recently started watching you Annamarie and this collab made my heart happy

  • @YuriPlisetskyKinnie
    @YuriPlisetskyKinnie 2 роки тому +13

    Is no one gonna talk about ‘Here we come Reid, and we will’ ‘Unlike your wife’

  • @Lisaxsoph
    @Lisaxsoph 2 роки тому +4

    Your energies together is just too perfect!