Betas Get OWNED By Alpha Soy Boy w/ Jake Doolittle
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2024
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0:00 day 10! w/ jake!
0:48 what are we doing today
1:34 introducing the alpha-est of males!
10:18 leftists hate manly men
42:42 final thoughts
45:07 bye sinners & sisters!
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Three years ago I was closeted and married to an abusive man who watched Reid's videos unironically. Fast forward to today and I'm living my best out and proud life with my wonderful girlfriend and our three cats. 🏳️🌈❤ So so thankful for how radically my life has changed.
aww im proud of you! tell us about your cats?
Awww I’m happy for you!!! I wish you the best in your life w ur gf and cats :))
So happy for you!!! 💜💜💜
Thats great very happy for you :)
So happy for you! ❤️❤️❤️
as a soyboy effeminate male myself, im getting tired of being called a beta. this is truly omegaphobic
Silence, Zeta
@@Jane-oz7pp THERES A NEW VARIANT?
The third variant
We soyboy effeminate males need to stick together. Omegaphobes should be ashamed
real talk? king shit.
“He looks like a creepy gym teacher”
My old world geography teacher (keep that in mind for later) was also the girls’ basketball coach. He agreed with Andrew Tate’s ideologies, which creeped me out. He was a FLAT-EARTHER who had a full-on debate with the class and that one police officer that roamed the halls. He was an asshole, which didn’t help.
UPDATE: This semester I got a biology teacher that’s an anti-masker. He refused to wear a mask anywhere during the height of the pandemic. He made a list of any place that kicked him out and will not let his family go there anymore.
Him being a flat earther and teaching world geography gives me the same vibes as my current stats teacher. He believes that climate change "isn't that bad". Like, you of ALL PEOPLE-
@@lavenderkismet4568 OH MY GOD-
Him being the girls gym coach worries me greatly
@@megand12345 Yes, it concerns me so much. The basketball team girls are all popular, so I’m not high enough on the social ladder to be let in on secrets. I’m that one kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria and concerns everyone by being the Quiet Kid. I’m the opposite online though lmao
Your geography teacher being a flat earther is mildly horrifying. I didn’t think it got more ironic and concerning than my high school bio teacher being mildly antivax and denying evolution but holy shit.
Apparently soy contains a high amount of phyto-estrogens, which are chemically similar to human estrogen. They’re different enough, however, that they have no actual estrogen activity in humans.
But you know what has a lot of ACTUAL estrogen, as in, the exact same hormone that’s in humans? Milk and dairy. But they don’t talk about that do they :)
The actual estrogen in cows milk is biologically inactive. Literally the first link in google when you look it up
I’m pretty sure beer does too lmao, Yknow, the “manly man drink”
@@stupidass69420 Yep, almost all the ingredients in most beers have phyto-estrogens, Wheat? Yep. Barley? Abso-fucking-lutely. Hops? Extremely so. In fact hops probably has more phytoestrogens than Soy does.
I didn't know that. I might switch to soy
@@combatcentral7386 I guess my science is only a little better than theirs 😭
As someone in highschool, don't worry! You can still be a horrible person and bully people. You can still be transphobic, homophobic, etc
And you can still be a manly "real" man
i live in the more leftist areas and i hear at least 3 attack helicopter jokes every single day 👍
Phew! Thank God! Thank the Holy Masculine Alpha Male in the sky that the next generation is still just as likely to massacre a gay club. Just what we need.
Too far?
ew
Just graduated high school can confirm
fr i live in a blue county but i got like rlly badly bullied for being gay i get so annoyed when the media acts like that doesnt happen anymore bc the dems took over
"Here we come... unlike your wife" omg literally almost choked on my drink lol
That line honestly one shot me
Time stamp :) 10:50
The only thing offensive about door holding is when a man refuses to walk through a door being held open by a woman simply because she's a woman. Also complimenting a woman- general rule is if you wouldn't say it to your mom/grandma, don't say it to random women/colleagues. For your friends or SO, I'd hope you would have communicated enough to know their boundaries or what is appropriate.
This happens to me all the time. I work in an office building and I always hold the door open for people no matter who it is. But a lot of older men who work in the same building will literally open the other door and not acknowledge me at all. Or they will take the door I’m holding and make me walk through first. Like what the hell im just trying to be polite they make it weird.
Or when you are super far away from the door and they just stand there waiting and you feel the need to speed walk
I’ve never heard that, but it’s brilliant and so easy to understand. I need to remember it next time someone says “you can’t even give a female a compliment anymore or you’ll catch a harassment charge”. If you wouldn’t say it to your mom/grandma, it’s inappropriate. Also: multiple times in my life men have gotten upset with me for holding the door for them.
Instructions unclear I accidentally asked coworker to pop my huge pimple on my ass/j my family is really close
Lmfao that reminds me of a time I held a door open for a lady and she got mad bc she wanted to be independent, no I’m not assuming I literally hear her talking to her daughter afterwards about how men are trying to take women’s independence by doing stuff for them 🧍 like… 😭
This country was founded by men with guns who can also perform synchronized dance routines. Haven't you seen Hamilton?! I know it's a documentary.
Don't forget that they also wore tights, wigs, makeup, and high heels (seriously).
This guy would implode before ever acknowledging that fact.
Yeah a bunch of slave owning, racist bigots who participated in genocide
They can also sing ballads and have rap battles!
i mean the military does genuinely perform synchronized dance routines as an intimidation tactic, funny as that sounds. just like a strict uniform, it's a way of showing they're disciplined and well-trained.
military people are required to swing around their little sticks and step in rhythm with the precision of a ballet dancer and they're peak masculinity but god forbid you perform a little jig for any other reason
"The firearm has saved millions of lives and saved entire countries"
Okay Reid, how many lives do you think it ended? How many of those lives were innocent? And how many countries were colonized and subjugated with firearms? Hm?
Also, they live in the past. Even if people once did use them to protect themselves . . . Now, people just use them to murder people and other animals. It’s not a necessary tool in life.
these people don't like to talk about that because as soon as you bring it up, their argument is ✨gone✨
@@doodlydungeon8576It's such an astronomically high number that both sides can't even quantify it.
Don't worry, they have their own math, you see. They believe 1000
And how did it save those lives? By looking scary? No, Reid. It ends lives. But its the "greatest tool ever invented", is it?
These alpha males absolutely confuse me about what qualities it takes to be alpha or beta. If "betas are taking over" but they lack qualities like leadership and being assertive and I dunno being pushy or whatever, aren't those alpha qualities?
This message needs to be louder💀
But also if all men should try to be alpha men... who's the leader of all those alpha men? Aren't they just betas when they're listing to 'other' alpha guys???
This is straight out of the fascist playbook.
"The enemy must always be simultaneously weak and subhuman while being ever-present and running everything. It all depends on what narrative best suits the situation at the time."
We're probably not supposed to put much thought into it which is why it just doesn't add up 🤣
@@fentina They're lead by the Sigmas.
As a veteran, I love seeing how people describe their service records. With Henrichs, the whole "securing special weapons assets" blurb just means he was a security guard and checked ID's. But Brinkley's is hilarious: "honor graduate from basic combat training." That's like someone giving a TED talk telling the audience they received the most gold stars in Kindergarten. Like, that's great, sport, but I wonder why you have to reach that far back.
Jim Carrey said you can tell how pathetic someone is by how far back they have to reach for their story. “I remember when I was a sperm…”
Obviously dishonorable discharge is how his term ended if he says that
Considering they didn't show all of Reid's service record...which I doubt you even care about...Henrich is a Marine an ex Police Officer. He has seen live action combat and also was chosen out of 1000 police officers to give assistance during Hurricane Katrina (only 100 were chosen from that 1000). An he also, Mr. Veteran, not just a security guard he was an Anti-Tank assault-man and did serve overseas. While I do not agree with his political ideals all the time. Reid is an amazing individual and if you buy a rifle or pistol and need classes and want to increase your capability of defending yourself and family. He is amazing.
@@timssuperpage Okay, but if he has all those achievements to show - why doesn't he put them on the website instead of going for that euphemism for "security guard"? That's just as fishy.
He doesn't just put security guard on his website...they left that out. He also says he was trained in the description of himself on his website that he was trained as an 0351 anti tank assault-man. They willingly left that out of the video. After serving as that he did his security guard duty in the Marine Corp. An also won multiple DMR awards. This individual, while I still do not agree 100% with him politically, is a trained and very professional teacher of firearms instructions.@@rolfs2165
"I feel sorry for Europeans"
said by a man whose country imprisons more people per capita than any other country on the planet, lol
Also the same man who probably idolized the founding fathers that were british.
I want to leave the US so badly. 😅
@@kulover21gal87same bro
European here, currently on my 5th month of paid sick leave, grateful to be living under "socialism" ✌️
holy shit what happened?
Five months? Damn I hope you are okay-
@nerobyrne I've cPTSD thanks to all kinds of fucked up shit my mother did to me when I was growing up. Have started trauma therapy (EMDR) this year and it's extremely exhausting and demanding. So yeah, no energy for working for a while.
@vibingmeike I'm getting there, thank you ☺️
@@harmonynoharmony I hope the therapy helps you. Therapy helped me immensely with my trauma. Sending virtual hugs.
@@harmonynoharmony I do EMDR as well! Props to you for getting working through your trauma with EMDR, it’s hard. Sending all my love ❤️
It is beyond cringe when someone refers to another person as a “beta male” 🤡
Just a red flag that 1) they believe in pseudoscience and/or conspiracy theory nonsense, and 2) they're compensating because they want to be an "alpha male" _so bad._
All I can ever think of when people do that is "You're a beta male sonic".
Along with the fact that the person who published the study on wolf behavior that all this talk is based on has retracted it citing flawed methodology.
Shoutout to the Real-time Sonic 06 fan dub where Mephilis calls Silver -and I quote- a “beta cuck”
Honestly I do it as a joke to make fun of guys like this. Shows how stupid it sounds
Ultradudephobic you mean
That guy looks like the misogynistic gym teacher that would announce your weight in front of the whole gym class, the gym teacher that would be excited for swim because he wants to see people in their swimsuits.
Did everyone have a creepy gym teacher except for me? My gyms teachers were the LEAST creepy of the teachers
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST fr, my gym teachers were all alright
@JDMimeTHEFIRST you're not the only one, I had a gym teacher who i absolutely loved, he was so funny and he reminded me of Tony Stark
@@user-od3wm6vd4i lol nice
Jesus was so non-violent lol. These people make no sense at all. He literally said TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
He also said it's okay to for men to literally castrate themselves, if that's what God wants them to do (Matt 19:12). I legit finally decided to defy my church and do my own research into LGBTQ theory, because even as a brainwashed Evangelical, I felt like that verse gave me permission to give up on the idea that it's necessary to "be a man".
Well not LITERALLY lol I doubt he spoke engrish
The only "violent" thing he did was flip a table
@@pissapocalypse and that's cause he was pissed that they were using a church to count up taxes
The whole thing about a “genuine compliment” is so dumb. It’s fine if a guy wants to say to a woman (or anyone else) “you look nice today”. Just keep it moving!
Don’t use it as an excuse to keep talking to her. Then it’s not a compliment, it’s an opener that you’re using to try to get something.
It’s only weird when they say something sexual or comment on your body or a specific body part.
Anything else is fine? Lol
Completely! If someone is uncomfortable about a compliment, it's because you were weird about it. The answer is to treat people like people, no exceptions
Yeah these a holes apparently don't get that a compliment is supposed to make the receiver of said compliment feel good. Not feed into their own egos or personal agendas. If you do something "nice" with ulterior motives, it's not being nice.
These alpha males r the epitome of the “nice guy”
@Is At Sea I completely agree with your stance.
As a person who’s experienced SH/SA I want to provide this take:
It took me months to feel comfortable walking around my college campus alone because of the SH, and while I get that men can also be SA/SH, it’s a lot less likely. So don’t randomly go up to a woman, especially if they are being short with their answers. All in all, read body language. It’s fine to compliment people, but don’t just randomly be like: I like your boobs- or start cat calling. It’s disgusting and uncomfortable to the ppl on the receiving end. (I’ve had friends talk about being cat called as minors- it’s so gross and upsetting that they had to deal with that shit.)
Me saying this- I’m not saying you specifically are going up to ppl and doing this. I’m just stating in general.
i literally can not stop thinking about this man squatting down over his gun. i am going to cry what have you done....
Now you’ve scarred me too😰
:(
oh god!
"mom, why is dad always moaning when he cleans his gun?"
"Shut up and put your noise cancelling back on."
My shivers have been timbered
His wife saying shes on a special diet because she has to be and also slamming dudes for eating the same way is something else
I mean do you think this guy respects his wife and sees her as an equal?
It's just depressing
truly bold of this man to assume his viewers want to hear a woman's opinion
Oh, no, that's for those trolls and liberals who watch his videos to try to use it against him. He can point her out and say "see, I had a woman tell you ALL women want MANLY men who like guns!" His viewers don't give a crap about her opinion.
As a "gun hating liberal", I still think people deserve the right to have guns. Within reason, obviously. The only big difference between me and them is wanting more universal background checks.
Yea, the alt-right want mass shooters & literal domestic terrorists to have guns, but not anyone with proper training and responsibility.
Yes. We want gun control. Not gun ban. But that's so typical Conservative thinking. To them, it's all or nothing.
I’m for guns being taken away completely but it has to be done over decades and decades because if we were take them away all at once,these brainless bags of flesh would LITERALLY start a civil war lol we just got to keep pushing slowly
I’m against all guns. Honestly, background checks if done by the cops, would be bias. An example is that kid who made a UA-cam video threatening to kill women. The family called the police. They saw that he was a white man and let him keep his guns. Then he murdered some women. So the police should have been charged because they knew he had guns and let him keep them after he threatened to kill women. I n on ow cops hate women, but there was a legitimate threat they ignored. They also let men who abuse their wives keep guns. If background checks were done by other people (not cops), that would be best.
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST right im thinking like a team of psychiatrists and maybe psychologists too
12:33 that chemical is phytoestrogen. it is a type of estrogen, but because we aren't plants, it doesn't effect our estrogen levels. dairy, on the other hand, DOES, because it has actual mammalian estrogen that we can process.
Finally!! A smart take on this issue. Thanks
Is the dairy thing still true if you’re lactose intolerant?
@@bobsburgers8497 being lactose intolerant means you can't handle the lactose in milk, not that your body can't absorb the other nutrients and hormones in milk
@@bobsburgers8497 lactose intolerant means that you do not have enough of the enzyme lactase in your guts, so you won't digest milk at all leading to problems
if you buy lactase tablets or lactose-free milk, i think it will work the same as if you weren't intolerant and had normal milk
I love when two people collab, who I watch, and they seem like they would never collab!
some inspo for your username:
piss
cheese
knife
army
red cross
hope that helped 🐔
@@orbeezeater THE SWISS PISS IS SO SMART
@@orbeezeater i like swiss piss
Like Danny Gonzales and Chad Chad
They do basically the same thing
Hi former marine here, the Patreon icons are marine badges (including the middle sharpshooter badge that does look ~suspiciously~ like the SS one). They signify your score on the shooting tests we have to qualify on typically annually. Just an fyi
This! Was just about to comment this, haha but thanks tho!
Was about to say this.
So he's stealing Marine iconography to seem cool, got it.
Also, I'm almost willing to bet money that he was either never in the military or was dishonorably discharged.
@@solosynapse according to his self written bio, he’s a marine veteran who served from like the 90s to 2003 I think. I honestly don’t know if this is true, and I can’t verify for sure.
@@solosynapse he was actually a marine who did time overseas. i disagree with everything he's said and he pisses me off, but he's not really stealing anything and i don't think he was dishonorably discharged either. im late responding to this but just thought i'd throw this in
may not like the guy in any way but it is true that he was in the marines
not the confederate flag on the whiteboard 💀
It's because the swastika flag is slightly too mask-off, I assume.
As a Tennesseean with a neighbor with an American flag AND and a confederate flag on the same pole,I gotta say that sticker is lightweight for this state lmao the average iq here looks like a gpa
“Like a dog chasing his man bun” made me laugh so hard.
This is a general rule I heard on how to compliment women without being creepy.
Compliment on what she has choosen, not on what she can't change.
EX.
A women in a work inoform didn't choose to wear that, she has to. so complimenting her on that is creepy.
A women in the park wearing her favorite skirt will love a compliment on it, because she choose to waer it.
Another example
Complimenting a women on her eyes is creepy becuase those are just her eyes, she doesn't really have a choice on how they look
Complimenting a woman on her eye makeup is good becuase she spent time putting it on not only becuase she wants to but also it compliments her.
Exactly! But also don't bring their body into it. "I like your hair" is good, "I like the way that dress fits your body" is not.
You could compliment someone on their eyes in a non-creepy way by saying "Wow your outfit really brings out the color in your eyes!" Then you are both saying that her eyes look nice but that she also put in thought and effort into her appearance.
@solosynapse you could compliment their dress in a significantly less creepy way by saying "that dress looks good on you" bc it's not focusing specifically on their body, but on them as a person. It's less objectifying.
Lol, if anything it's the insurance companies getting rid of dodge ball. When I worked for Girl Scouts almost every game that was banned was banned because the organization couldn't afford the insurance coverage required to play it. I imagine it's the same for schools.
That's so weird to me as a German. I never even thought about insurance like that. My kids play so many things like that in school and every child activity group. Even in Kindergarten they did that, even if only with the older kids (like 2nd and 3rd year of Kindergarten).
Do they get hurt? Sure. But they are kids. One of my kids broke their arm in preschool. They were the only who had to go and thus went to a different primary school as only the big primary schools have preschools. The school was big and had a big playing ground and they climbed something and fell. We just went to the hospital and got it treated.
I never wondered if my insurance paid or the schools. It's not like you get a bill. But I'll look into how it works, could be useful knowledge.
@@evem6154 having been born and raised American, I'm shocked that y'all were so relaxed about the broken arm. I broke my arm as a kid as well and hid it from the teachers because I didn't want my parents to have to spend the money on the ER visit. I just knew hospitals were expensive and crunchy arm needs hospital. I think that's part of why so many Americans freak out about certain dangerous sports, injuries are expensive as hell.
@@doodlydungeon8576 I mean, a broken arm is annoying, especially with a small child, but I didn't pay anything. Here, everyone is insured, period. The only thing I paid for was gas and getting the kid some glitter pens to doddle on the cast with.
I think that's a big reason our sentiment towards kids injuring themselves slightly or breaking an arm is more 'that's a hassle but they gotta learn🤷🏼♂️'. I have four kids. All of them hurt themselves playing at some point. But that's an important part of learning about the world imo. They learn natural consequences early on. And then they adapt their behavior. It makes them more thoughtful about what consequences their behavior could have, too.
I did look into it though and my kids are insured through school like anyone is through their work for accidents. It's called Unfallversicherung, accident insurance. It's automatic and paid for by the school or the boss and will pay any medical bills you get from having a work related accident or an accident on the way to or from work. So it's not even medical insurance that's paying here that's only for private accidents or other issues.
Same reason why merry go rounds and such were removed from school playgrounds
Honestly, I have nothing against the majority of people IN the military. A majority of them have been manipulated into thinking it's their only option at a good future. A friend of mine is in basic right now and last night we hung out with her and she cried and cried about how bad it was and how much she's missed everyone. All just so she can afford to go to college. The US military as an entity though? Fuck em.
"They woke us up with bombs" "I have to eat all of my meals with my left hand because of discipline"
Absolutely! I feel as though most people hate the military system, not those who are forced into it. It really is a poverty draft- people enduring literal torture just to have basic human rights like education? Awful. Hate the military, not the soldiers. Tell your friend that they've got this, and it's okay to struggle. People are here for them, and care about them.
There are so many videos of people being asked “what would they say to your recruiter?” And all respond with “fuck you” or “why did you lie”. I have a family member of mine going into the military soon and it’s really sad to see people close to me be indoctrinated
This one sent me for a loop because my conservative father LITERALLY went to multiple of this mans gun classes at "valor ridge" and toting around photos of him and Reid 💀 i'm shocked he's still posting shit after so many years
"We're white, but this is *caucasian*." was so funny to me
I loved the unhinged, chaotic dark comedy energy of this collab. Please collab again! Delightful to hear y'all roast a trash person, and his trash takes.
I think its so funny that these men thought theyd be taken serious if they called themselves something based on a fanfiction alternate universe more commonly associated with smut.
This was such a great collab. The chemistry was off the charts
They literally have the same energy 😅
i love the way your two styles of comedy mesh, top tier collab
Annamarie: “We’re serving in the Tube.”
People from London: “Wait, she’s here and didn’t tell us?”
Okay, Michael Scott😂😆
@@HartleiStansbury7 “PARKOUR!”
This guy is the reason his schools had broken stall doors in the bathrooms
whenever i have a guy rush to open a door for me, i just open the next door. based on his reaction or hesitation he’s either a weirdo or just being polite :)
How do u know based on his reaction? Plz tell me this happened to me alot and I want to know how do u know if that man is a weirdo or not?
@@ahumanwhoplantlove9249 if he hesitates or gives me a weird look, i usually assume he’s faking being chivalrous to “gain points.” if he walks through no problem then i assume he’s just being nice to be nice. i don’t use this as good person/bad person test, but if it’s someone i don’t know very well it’s a decent intro imo
Fun fact, my high school banned dodge ball cuz the students gave two concussions to two different gym teachers in one year! XD
it's so easy to compliment people's outfits in public without making them feel uncomfortable.
1) don't get close
2) don't be creepy
3) do not expect or feel entitled to a response
4) say "I like your outfit!"
5) repeat only steps 1 through 3
Fr! I compliment every person I can! In fact once I complimented a sweet pet store employee's septum rings and she told me she had been considering taking it out because she was self conscious about her acne and my compliment had made her reconsider it and it makes me so happy to this day
a really good rule of thumb i once heard was to only compliment things the person can control about their looks, not their physical body parts.
ex.
"that dress is so pretty!"
"your hair is so cool, i love that style and that shade of blue!"
"where did you get your earrings? you have such a good sense of style!"
nice! uplifting! complimentary in a good way!
vs.
"that dress looks good on you, really flatters your body."
"your eyes are beautiful."
"you have really nice legs, do you workout?"
bad! creepy! not something you'd ever want to hear from a stranger!
When I was in school I decided I wanted to start complimenting people. I would think nice things about others constantly but be to shy to say anything. It led to some pretty wholesome interactions with others. It can be scary to give a compliment, but there's almost always something to compliment a person on (with keeping being respectful in mind). And I totally agree with the other person commenting that compliments to things people can control is the best
Lmao, this was so thought out beautifully 😭
I usually stick with “I like your vibe” as a compliment
We don't kinkshame here, unless they have a humiliation kink. Then shame on them!!!
A random person with a gun started the World Wars.
I mean they weren’t exactly random, but I get what you mean. And they were super bad at their job too.
@@georgia6947hahahah yeah they were
'look at these fire arms' everyone screamed
This video is just pure sarcasm between 2 people who match each other’s sarcasm so perfectly
Patriarchy isn't just misogynistic, it is also misandristic. 💀
Not misandrist because it does not target all men no matter what, it's more like patriarchy has negative consequences on any man that isn't in line with their idea of "masculinity"
Reid definitely has accidently called his wife the names of his guns during sex
Give a man milk, and he’ll have milk for a day. Give a man soy milk, and he’ll have milk for the rest of his life.
As a Marine Corps veteran, thank you for your service!
30:38 as a Canadian indigenous, thank you amamarie for bringing that point up.
12:40
Me, a transfem: *starts guzzling soy milk by the gallon*
Right?? If it were that easy, I'd singlehandedly be keeping the Silk brand in business.
Actually apparently normal milk has to correct type of estrogen, something about soy milk containing estrogen we can’t process. So I’d recommend normal milk instead.
@@Crispii1t yep! soy milk only has the estrogen for plants not humans
I applaud you guys for being able to joke about yourselves especially the part about him having man boobs took courage to be vulnerable like that. Also loved you telling him to go back to his country loved that part
hahahaha fattits
Absolutely obsessed with Jake and Annamarie. Both in one video? Riffing off each other so hard? *I’m* crying screaming throwing up rn.
Ah, yes, the gun. A useful tool in many scenarios, as long as those scenarios involve violence.
Dodge ball actually was banned in schools in my county, but I think it was because a teacher hit a kid in a face with a ball during it.
Okay Jake there's is a difference between complimenting someone's outfit to try to hit on someone who's just going about their day. Most people are just trying to go about their business & don't need someone trying to hit on them, sexualize them, or doing something for them in hopes of getting them to date them. It's like he's just trying to make up arguments because he wants to be a creep towards woman & he doesn't like that now-a-days society frown upon someone or in some cases people are getting in trouble with the law for harassing someone
"Europe is just a giant golden shower"
Guy gays in Germany: "Yes..and?"
Whenever I see the phrase golden shower, I just think of a golden shower head. 🚿 🛁
I can feel the anger RADIATING from him
I got hit in the eye by a doge ball and I had double vision for a few seconds and everything got brighter for like 10 minutes.
29:23 lmfao yalls consistent riffing is so good. like everytime I internalize 1 part of the joke, there's another one right behind it so the clowning just gets better and better😭😭
At our school, throwing headshots gets you DQed, and we use foam balls. They're not getting rid of it anytime soon.
He looks like Jared Padalecki's weird cousin who lives in the woods and writes for the Daily Stormer
I love how you guys have such a chill and yet somehow unhinged vibe
Did not expect this colab nor would I have expected y’all to bounce off each other so well😭 merry sinmas
That intro was the cutest !
"We can both be Justin Timberlake"
Real grade school vibes ♥️
Guy reminds me of a teacher/coach who got in trouble for smokeing weed and hitting a female student in the ass with a ruler back when i was in high shcool. Think he finished out the year and left. Good ole texas!
this is a collaboration i have always needed. this is seriously the best sinmas gift ever (the video ofc, not going to alpha jail).
What's sinmas?
@@combatcentral7386 This video series by Annamarie Forcino, it is a Christmas pun. She calls her audience 'Sinners' and in turn, Sin-mas.
@@combatcentral7386 it’s christmas but because anna starts all of their videos with “hello sinners” it’s sinmas. just a silly little play on words for the holidays.
She looks like she was going to say skinny jeans and man buns before she remembered 😂
These two are such a good mix for each other. They can entretain each other's irony so well, it's so funny to watch them!
I love how your just roasting him the entire time
Omg I’m SO happy some of my favs are working together ❤️
did not realize how much i needed this collab actually. this dynamic is incredible
I completely missed his comment on hitting your kids when talking about the merch jacket bc I notice this dude is wearing a school uniform shirt. Like that navy polo is my EXACT school uniform elementary, middle, and high school. The colour, the buttons, the collar, it’s a school uniform shirt and it’s *sending* me
OMG this is my fav duo definitely, I've been binging both Annamarie and Jake's content lately 🥺
regarding his comment about america being created by people who were "willing to use a firearm," muskets were incredibly unreliable as firearms. yeah, they could shoot, but reloading was such a painful process that once you shoot your shot you're better off using it as a funny looking sword until you can find a substantial enough opening to fiddle with the damned thing safely
This guy looks EXACTLY like my middle school gym teacher. My favorite quote from him was "woah, nice shoulder blades"
"they're trying to take away individual freedom!" Meanwhile he has the Confederate flag behind him, a group of people that loved freedom
2 of my favorite commentary UA-camrs collabing best sinmas ever
Everyone knows nothing bad comes from shy boys who like guns
Can I just say that you both look absolutely gorgeous in this video? Oh my goodness! Annamarie your eyes are catching the light just right, and Jake your hair is beautiful. And both of you, your skin and guns look fantastic! Just killin' it. I dunno, I just felt I had to say something. Happy Sinmas to you both!
Is no one gonna talk about ‘Here we come Reid, and we will’ ‘Unlike your wife’
The thing I hate so much about guns is I’m 23 and have been doing multiple styles of swordsmanship for 13 years and I can go down, buy a gun with ease and cause more damage having never used a gun before than I can with a blade I’ve been trained with for 13 years. Wanna guess which one is harder to get a permit for? Yes I have weapons permits for my swords. It took 2 months to get it. My cousin has 3 guns he took massively less time to get permits for. Which one causes more damage?
if people can charge THAT much for the bare minimum, i’m about to charge wads to watch me sleep or chain smoke ciggies or sit on the toilet scrolling until there’s a ring around my ass
You honestly could lmao
@@HartleiStansbury7 shiiiid point me in the right direction 😛
Why does Reid’s head look like a Thwomp from Mario if it’s face didn’t finish loading in
"yeah well we're gonna debate you into the ground. unrelated, i have a gun and i am willing and able to use it"
bro i think thats called a duel not a debate, and that's if the other person is armed and fighting back. if they're not im pretty sure it's just murder??
This guy: The socialists hate guns!
Socialist Rifle Association: am I a joke to you?
I wish that more left leaning people were aware of it. At this point I think that's a pretty good idea. All the christo-fascists have the pew pews...maybe we should too
That drumline joke almost made me drop my phone in the toliet. Damn you dolittle
We still had dodge ball when I was younger, but we only used balls made of some sort of spongey foam. All the fun without the concussions
I love anytime Anna collabs with someone, cuz it’s always so funny
Them: constantly talking about needing a strong foundation
The end: this is why you must be christian
I am soooooo shooooocked by that development, its totally not like this is one of the oldest claims in their book and one of the weakest at the same time
I love that no one seems to have noticed the body outline on the other whiteboard. WHY does he have a body outline on the other whiteboard? 🥴
To demonstrate where to aim when shooting people. It's a drawing of one of those target dummies at gun ranges
“He killed JonBenet” I fucking SCREAMED 😂
I could watch you two forever, I didn't even get too enraged! 😂🤦🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Annamarie is giving us the gifts the Christmas, thanks for the hard work
As a Canadian, I can say we don't claim this man, and don't want him.
9:37 “he’s a fucking freak and I love it” is SO relatable ngl. I love gawking at freaks on the internet. The modern sideshow has moved online and most of the freaks don’t know they’re even part of the circus
They never allowed just random fighting in schools what?!?! And dodgeball is definitely still around, most places just change to foam and lighter balls cause they don't hurt as bad and are cheaper for the schools
I love getting a little Jakey even when he is taking his well deserved break!
“He killed Jon Benet”
HELP I CANNOT BREATHE RNNN 😭😭💀💀
the collab i never knew i needed but i’m so glad we got
This collab needs to be a regular