[Vinesauce] Joel - Desert Bus Highlights
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- The best parts of that monumental 8 hours condensed into 25 minutes.
Obviously there's a lot more funny stuff in the stream, but I wanted to limit myself.
This is my first Vinesauce edit, but if all goes well, I'll do more.
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You poor soul had to go trough 8 hours of a stream, I tip my hat to you
SuperWiiBros08 I did on UA-cam.
I did it all the way through, no peepee breaks man, no peepee.
Well he tried to get it running and then his power blew. No joke it was so confusing.
I'll go through the next 8 hours once he streams the drive back to Tucson, too
I’m sure SuperWiiBros08 is definitely familiar with painstaking editing. *cough* MASKING *cough*
did Jobel really call speakers "the volume exhaust"
The worst part is i understood it immediately
@@AM_xX
It didn't even register for me
the worst part is i didn't question it until seeing the comment actually
ДЖОООБЕЕЕЛЬ, АХАХАХАХХАХА
He's Swedish, he's trying
The Whole 8 Hours was a Hightlight
Nate C Not even 8 hours of joel are enough
"The sound exhaust of your phone"
Anonymous do you call it something else
it actually works
@@umahmii
He put the phone in his mouth. Also the song was from F-zero.
9:20 round and round? smoke on the water? fire in the sky? enter night? exit light? psycho mantis?
You're that ninja?
Darude Sandstorm?
hotel? trivago.
Nani?
Green moose, guava juice?
This is your first Vinesauce Edit? Jesus Christ! Couldn't have you used an easier and "shorter" video. The editing is wonderful! I'm looking forward for more!
LunaPhobos Gotta make a good first impression
hi
Thank you! I edit videos for a living, this was nothing lol
I'll definitely make more once I have the time!
Listen not gonna lie, the effect at the end of the Mute City song at around 15:46 actually sounded cool.
Same men it sounded kinda good!
It was beautiful
someone has to recreate the desert bus but it's an online group chat with servers in which the host is the driver, and anyone with a mic can talk in any way, whether it'd be chit chat or attempting to annoy the hell out of the driver to make him crash the bus in rage. In a nutshell, it should be similar to the group chat game called "Comedy Night" if I got the name right? If not, the name is similar.
I’m 8 months late but I do remember there being an actual official Desert Bus 2 that was in vr and basically used the Comedy Night concept (one guy driving the bus and the other people in the back) but I don’t remember what happened to it. Does have one full length play through online.
This is great cause you can't see the chat so there's no garuntee Joel isn't just talking to himself
A tale about Joel's slow descent into insanity.
If it wasn’t Joel, “Desert Bus highlights” would be a complete oxymoron
feelin fly about the fact that my fanart showed up (the mushroom skeleton warrior @0:25)
15:27 Joel turns into a Squid.
dat zoom at 19:53 is poyfect...
ah shit my bad
I swear it looked good in Premiere
Shit flies under the radar when you sit through an 8-hour long stream
I have a newfound respect for bus and truck drivers.
11:15 is how I got through so many shifts at work. “My shift is eight hours and I’ve been here for thirty minutes so I’ve only got seven and a half hours left which is almost just seven hours which means that I’ve almost only got six hours left!” It’s a flawed mindset but it’s the only thing that keeps you sane
RIP Kocko :(
Joel, through suffering, still found fun.
At least the game is easy to speedrun
I mean the best part is that the bus is empty. He's not even moving passengers. Just doing it because the bus is scheduled to drive and it has to be there for the way back.
"...I can tell ya all about that trip, man. I've seen the roads, man. I've seen the miles of asphalt and concrete. *[zoom in on the road]* Spam a thousand miles. Sand and nothing but DEATH! *[zoom in on the bug]* "
I lost my shit at that XD
No more "8 hours of Rain Sounds" to sleep...
8 Hours of Desert Bus, I yawned just thinking about it
Him speaking just makes the vid more imersive.
did this dude legit play the superjail theme
Goddamnit I almost got to watch this stream live. I got to the stream right after this ended
Wow this stream was the most intense experience of my life.
I’m gonna watch the full stream when I have to drive to Vegas from SoCal
is this purgatory
Running, in the nineties?
Y E S H E ' S N E X T
I wish someone would make a remastered version of Desert Bus. The 8-hour Tuscon-Vegas route would be exactly the same as it is in real life, complete with 3D scenery, accurate roads and bus stops to break up the monotony. Occasionally other cars will pass by, and you'll have to make sure you don't crash. There'd be a save feature, too, also to make it bearable. It's probably never going to be made, but I just felt like I wanted to get this idea out before I forget about it.
UNLIMITED PEEPEE
Shoutout to my boy Joel for being a fellow Fire in the Sky brother
the moomins theme song sounds a bit like walk of life by dire straights
I love the way Joel pronounces the word 'flanger'.
Splendit edit!
Thecnically, all of his viewers were passengers, in wich case, thats a big bus.
Why didn’t you finish your assignment?
I watched Joel play desert bus for 8 hours
As a Minnesohtan I can safely say that Minnesohtans doh noht sohnd like that and I am ohhhffended.
People who live in St. Cloud almost sound like that though. Lol
@@nathanlieb8824 lmao true true
Rochester doesn't, but the people in places like Ely do sometimes.
i watch this all day everyday
0 :53 may I personally add goat to that list
The best Story teller in history
I love the part when he is driving the bus
Your driver is Nerd
Passengers:
Mario
Luigi
Yoshi
Toad
Princess Peach
Bowser
Mega Man
Proto Man
Roll
Rush the Robot Dog
Dr. Light
Sonic the Hedgehog
Tails
Knuckles
Amy Rose
Shadow
Link (Link’s Awakening)
Zelda (Link’s Awakening)
Young Link
Toon Link
Breath of the Wild Link
Kirby
Michael Jackson
Simon Belmont
Ice Climbers (Popo and Nana)
Duck Hunt Duo
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Bugs Bunny (the good version)
Lola Bunny
Ren Hoek
Stimpy
Pikachu
Pokémon Trainer
Captain Falcon
Ness
Paula
Jeff
Poo
Lucas
Frisk (Undertale)
Chara (Undertale)
Shovel Knight
Those are classic characters from 8-bit games
I started feeling like I couldn't get up to do stuff out of sympathy for Joel
13:09
“Oh Mama Mia, Luigi’s drunk again!”
I KNEW IT WAS SMOKE ON THE WATER
EYEAH YEA YEAH YEAHH
Wow, this appeared in my recommendations just as I was making a Desert Bus level in Mario Maker 2...
Joel is a beast
Its 4 am
Still not slept
4.5 stars! woulda gave ya five if you included the Shakespeare part
23:30 Time to bother some people on the phone with this
15:20 volume exhaust?
Which is better? Desert Bus or Crazy Bus?
Long live kocko
I feel bad for both of these guy's PC's
You are so awesome
15:21
*I have been enlightened*
15:27 I thought I was cool when I did this... I wasn’t
"Man goes crazy during 8 hour busdrive"
this is 25 minutes of interesting conversation.
*_over the time of 8 hours_*
25/480 minutes is a whole 5% of the full thing. Crazy
Crazy Bus
UNLIMITED PEEPEE
Glad to see Joel finally play New Vegas.
When you’ve spent 8 hours holding in piss, it almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I like your profile picture
@@jimmyjohnjoejr thank
“
You got what you were after, so pay up.
”
- McMurphy
“
You're crying in the rain, pally.
”
- Benny
“
Guess who's waking up over here?
”
- Jessup
“
Time to cash out.
”
- Benny
“
Would you get it over with?
”
- McMurphy
“
Maybe Khans kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?
”
- Benny
“
You've made your last delivery kid.
”
- Benny
“
Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
”
- Benny
“
From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.
”
- Benny
@@bonechovah bonus points for remembering McMurphy
I would pay to see an animated version of the entire stream
we need a movie out of this, we all will pay for it
Ad victoriam, Elder
*i have a new life mission*
K
They'd make you pay.
It's like watching a man slowly lose his sanity.
Panda Cares I think this is the closest you can get to slowly slipping into insanity in a tangible form.
It's because it is.
im gonna play that game now
I think he lost it within the first 4 minutes when he was talking about the aliens.
It was already lost at the begining.
There is so much material here for the Vinesauce Wikia.
There's a Vinesauce wikia?
Just assume there's a wikia for anything
Yes, it's shit
yes
Lazy Does Voices we need vinny to do this
Joel found WoW boring, and here he is playing Desert Bus lol
WoW? World of Warcraft, World of Warships, World of Warplanes??? which one?
hot take: i'd rather play dessert bus than wow
Yes, desert bus is better than wow
I get the same vibes
WoW is complex while desert bus has simple game mechanics.
You really sat through the whole stream to make this video?
Yes.
I'm just as disappointed in myself as you are.
You did it so others don't need to. You are champion.
Hell, I did it
I did it too. I don't have a life either..
A true fan of Joel sits through the whole stream with ease tho. He's literally the only one who can be entertaining while just staring at a pixalated bus adventure for 8 hours straight.
2:25 S T O P M A S T U R B A T I N G!!
oh im sorry
*Loud Nigra Noises*
*OPEN THE WINDOW WE GOT ANOTHER!*
THE AC ISNT WORKING
N O
NO I WILL NOT PISS BOTTLE
Should of just sat on a john for 8 hours
"Oh hey Joel's streaming"
15:39
"I think I'll pass"
I'm glad I'm not the only person who does the weird mouth thing to fuck with music.
join*
This is real music
Man, I had to take a bus from San Antonio to Denver, and it would have been SO much more bearable if Joel was my driver.
lets make it real then
SirBoneless *ARE YOU HAVING FUN!*
*Joel looks behind him, scanning the seats*
*He sees no children*
Joel: HOPE YOU FUCKERS ARE IN FOR A *WILD* RIDE
Running? In the *90'S?*
it's more likely than you think
You've been? Thunderstruck?
Psycho killer? Kes ke se?
More like driving in the 90s
Wow, Joel went crazy on a bus by himself, just look at the rear view mirror
oh yeah
you dont see the people?
AWildHemontHasAppeared he’s not even going to Vegas. He’s just been driving around in circles for 8 hours
you could say it's a crazybus
In fact, Joel never reached Vegas at all
I wish you included the part where he talks about his Carpe Diem -attitude and the inevitable time when you'll recall all of your experiences on your deathbed.
And ends with: "I didn't, uhh, piss _away _*_eight HOURS FOR THIS"_*
Couldn't Joel just beep out any rhythm, and have it technically be a Euro beat?
2000 IQ
He could just repeat the words love, fire and speed over and over and he would sum up every Eurobeat ever.
@@Rafa-ri4wd love? fire? speed?
eurobeeb
Okay, no one like or dislike my comment ever again.
Joel is a real *American* hero.
You see...
He's been through the desert in a bus with no name
It felt bad to think of the rain
In the desert he could forget his own name,
'Cause his bladder gave him unbearable pain...
_La, la, la la la la la, la la la, la, la_ x2
That Swedish Highway
In the sunshine
Where the trips are longer
Joel's bladder's stronger than moonshine.
He's gotta go, we know..
Tell me, how long you gonna stay here, Joel?
G.I.Joel
Cpt. Wolf
Some people ask him:
"Where are the new up-loads?"
He don't care
I knoooow-ow-oow-ow-oow-OW
ALLIGATOR LIZARDS IN THE AIR
IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
13:26 Joel accurately plays the Crazy Bus theme
NOW THIS IS GAMING MUSIC B A B Y ! !
14:11 The one time Joel notices something I say in chat, and it's fucking that.
Robert Sides never got joel to notice me but I got vinny 2 times now.
Wish I could talk in Vinny's, but I'm still banned when he or one of his mods got hacked a few years back :(
Robert Sides message the mod who banned you silly
I've messaged the mods and get no reply. Ever. The event happened so long ago at this point that I don't even remember who it was that got hacked. I just remember them hijacking the chat and mass banning everyone that was stupid enough to type in chat. I'm at the point where I just accept my silent fate... I feel like they won't even believe me at this point... It'll probably sound like I'm making it up to cover up a legitimate ban that didn't happen >_>
Robert Sides I can try and get in contact with DesertP on twitter
15:49 That's all you need to watch.
the perspective of the road in that game pisses me off
It drags you to the right
What is your pfp from, looks familiar
ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴰᴿᴵⱽᴱᴿ ᴵˢ
*DRUNK*
using a controller as a guitar pick was one of if not THE most genius idea Joel ever had.
*Complains about how repetitive WoW is while playing Desert Bus*
its not repetitive if it's only one thing youre doing
He's still right
Legend says that if you go the whole 8 hours, you'll get the new Tool album.
You would never expect a Desert Bus stream to have a highlights reel, lol.
Cute profile pic
For research purposes what is your profile pic
@@williambyrd6665 a month later but
You expected Desert Bus highlights, but it was me, DIO!
Running?! In MY 90's!? Its more likely than you think.
"Hey guys let's play some Desert Bus for 8 Hours, shall we?" **Blackout**
Thank christ. I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing.
23:29 i guess you could say it was a...
*_DESERT P_*
Double Slash haHAA
Japanese people: Moomin good
Joel: Chotomate Chotomate... uhhh SUWEEDAN. Pra papapapapapapapa
*UNLIMITED PEE PEE*
22:07
das tis tanz?
das tis tanz?
you must tanzen now?
we're gonna turn this thing?
into one big orgy?
the beef?
is out of date?
it’s expired?
don’t eat it?
OH GOD
I'M DEAF
Is someone here German?
Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!
18 naked cowboys?
In the showers?
At Ram Ranch?!
Lemme try that question song thing Joel recommended
20 men had tried to take him?
20 men had made a slip?
21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip?
*big iron on his hip?*
Joel's the only person who can make 8 hours of playing driving a bus fun.
*S U F F E R I N G*
Why did you cut out the power outage that happened right at the beginning? I thought it would be funny enough to include.
Sergiy Botsman RIGHT?
They should make a game that let's you drive from Tucson to Los Angeles or Albuquerque
American Truck Simulator, though it doesn't take an actual 8 hours for it
If you want the superior mode of transportation in video games to travel from Tucson to many other destinations, try Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.
Lunitaproductions from Peru to Alaska 2 days of road
Edit: or more than that
you could do it maybe in the crew 2 but it only takes like 30 minutes
Ive gone from California to Michigan and it took 3 days
I want a simulator for this
15:48
Knowing that the pizza song was playing inside Joel's mouth made my day.