I Watch Every 0% Rotten Tomatoes Movie

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  • @austinsmith7731
    @austinsmith7731 2 місяці тому +1883

    "I feel like Jim Carrey could do it better" So Liar Liar. Youve described Liar Liar lol

    • @Googaliemoogalie
      @Googaliemoogalie 2 місяці тому +7

      Cable guy*

    • @austinsmith7731
      @austinsmith7731 2 місяці тому +44

      @@Googaliemoogalie no i mean liar liar, which has a very similar premise to the leaf movie i already forgot the name of lol

    • @boopityboopboop
      @boopityboopboop 2 місяці тому +6

      Jim is a really bad person so honestly he deserves to flop in the last few years. With what has been revealed about him, and his abuse of women, and how badly he treats people on sets, its no wonder he cannot get work. Him being a flop these days isnt surprising.

    • @GentaroYumeno
      @GentaroYumeno 2 місяці тому +17

      @@boopityboopboop there's literally a 258 page google doc about him lmaooo

    • @boopityboopboop
      @boopityboopboop 2 місяці тому +5

      @@GentaroYumeno Yeah I read that. Surprised its getting passed around. Like he passes around STDs.

  • @xm9433
    @xm9433 2 місяці тому +153

    "they performed an exorcism on a cell phone" is my surgery on a grape

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 2 місяці тому +573

    Maybe this is just me, but especially after reading the original book, I never thought Pinocchio becoming a real boy was his reward for learning to be good; I thought it was Gepetto's reward for putting up with him.
    If you've only ever seen the animated Disney version you might think Pinocchio was just naive, but versions that show him as a horrible brat are far more accurate to the original book.

    • @wrestlingkid10
      @wrestlingkid10 2 місяці тому +83

      I think people got too used to Disney's versions of fairy tales that they don't know the real fairy tales they are based on

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 місяці тому +49

      bingo, it’s really about Gepetto being a parent and enduring the worst of children and still loving his child…

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 2 місяці тому +12

      Pinocchio in the books has that annoying aura

    • @chervynlapince5268
      @chervynlapince5268 Місяць тому +7

      The version that made him popular in Italy was the fascist propaganda version of him btw... who was admirably detourned and made fun of in the guillermo del toro version!!

    • @agostinodublino1387
      @agostinodublino1387 Місяць тому +5

      I'm here just to mention that Pinocchio was the most expensive movie in the Italian history. And it was 100% pure cr4p.

  • @OstenTrygstad
    @OstenTrygstad 2 місяці тому +95

    My heart dropped for a sec when he said better help but I realized he was not sponsored and was actually making fun of them lmao

  • @itsmonday7450
    @itsmonday7450 2 місяці тому +735

    2002: "Here's a book-accurate version of Pinocchio."
    Also 2002: "We hate it!"

    • @Jakeinlivincolor
      @Jakeinlivincolor 2 місяці тому +66

      It's the dub... That dub is terrible

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 місяці тому +107

      If you ever wonder why you almost never see people try to make a book-accurate version of Pinocchio, this is why. Nobody wants to put up with watching that kind of character.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 2 місяці тому +60

      ​@@Jakeinlivincolor You're blaming the dub, considering the movie has Roberto Benigni in it?? No, it's not the dub. It's Roberto Benigni.

    • @grandturtle2786
      @grandturtle2786 2 місяці тому +2

      I prefer the Johnathon Tayler Tomas one.

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@grandturtle2786 yeah everyone gave drew Carrey crap for that

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 2 місяці тому +72

    I gotta admit: A Thousand Words was onto something. Making it so Eddie Murphy can't talk is a challenge.

    • @redwolfe7049
      @redwolfe7049 3 дні тому

      Always thought that was a good idea on paper.

  • @RyanPatton94
    @RyanPatton94 2 місяці тому +1031

    I substitute taught an Italian class years ago. The teacher was having them watch Pinocchio in the original Italian with no subtitles. One of the most bizarre, confusing, and gross film watching experiences I've ever had. And I had to watch it multiple times.

    • @T-Ford
      @T-Ford  2 місяці тому +223

      Holy crap, I'm not going to lie that sounds so miserable. It was honestly one of the worst films I have ever seen haha

    • @timdatanuki2375
      @timdatanuki2375 2 місяці тому +100

      @@T-Fordfrom my recollection, I believe that the original Italian-language version of the film was better received. It was the changes made to the script in the English version by the American distribution company, The Weinstein Company, that made the international film so hated.

    • @giuseppelamonica1118
      @giuseppelamonica1118 2 місяці тому

      ​@@timdatanuki2375 as far as I remember when the movie came out in Italy was hated by almost anyone, the expectation for the movie where really high as the director and actor of Pinocchio, Roberto Benigni won the Oscar for best International feature film and the Oscar for male leading actor few years before for La Vita è Bella, and this was his next movie after that.

    • @CandyBlog
      @CandyBlog 2 місяці тому +22

      I actually enjoyed watching it in the original Italian, but I watched it out of my own will. No one forced me to watch it, I feel it make sit better to watch. I also feel repulsed by translations so the simple fact it's not dubbed makes the watching experience better imo.

    • @Oxaxau
      @Oxaxau 2 місяці тому +3

      😢 sorry you have to go through that

  • @KetsaKunta
    @KetsaKunta 2 місяці тому +649

    Turning into a baby with your own adult mind has got to be the most torturous and scariest thing I've ever seen in a movie. And it's not even a horror movie.

    • @AlexReynard
      @AlexReynard 2 місяці тому +1

      Ha HA! You say that! And yet, for many, such a thought gives them an erection!

    • @TeChNoWC7
      @TeChNoWC7 2 місяці тому +39

      Ever read ‘I have no mouth, but I must scream’?

    • @fromthebackroom
      @fromthebackroom 2 місяці тому +12

      AM

    • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
      @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 2 місяці тому +25

      Actually, isn’t that kinda like that Goosebumps book/episode The Cuckoo Clock of Doom? Okay, technically the kid there is 12, but it’s the same idea where he’s still fully aware, even as he reverts back to being a baby. Has a crazy dark ending.
      No joke, I would *totally* watch a horror movie with that premise-probably one of the most original premises for a horror/thriller I’ve seen in over a decade.

    • @jedkemekt2062
      @jedkemekt2062 2 місяці тому +16

      Idk my back might not be in constant pain anymore

  • @Crowz0xx
    @Crowz0xx 2 місяці тому +1489

    I really enjoy how rotten tomatoes divides audience and critic scores. Maybe a video on movies with the biggest audience critic score difference would be interesting? 👀

    • @scragar
      @scragar 2 місяці тому +104

      The biggest differences tend to be kids movies in my experience.
      The movie has a target audience of 7 year olds the critics aren't going to like it, but parents who know it'll shut their kid up for 2 hours love it.

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 2 місяці тому +128

      ​@@scragarTo be fair, it's possible to make movies that entertain both children AND adults.

    • @Crowz0xx
      @Crowz0xx 2 місяці тому +45

      @@scragar oh interesting. I mostly notice things like Godzilla (the less serious ones), where it’s absolutely entertaining and fun, but critically doesn’t meet “expectations”

    • @CheesyChase
      @CheesyChase 2 місяці тому +55

      @@scragar on the opposite end, sometimes super artsy movies get very high critic scores while audience scores are much lower
      one of the biggest splits like this that I can think of is We’re All Going to the Worlds Fair, which has a 90% critic score and a 28% audience score lol

    • @kyuven
      @kyuven 2 місяці тому +18

      the ones with the biggest divide tend to be monster movies and comedies. Since comedy is entirely subjective it can be made to appeal to a very specific audience that might not get the joke. Deadpool and Wolverine is a good example.
      Monster movies also tend to cater to a single type of moviegoer, and critics who are used to analyzing a film for deep meaning don't quite engage with them the same way.
      Sometimes you get a few that squeak through, like Godzilla Minus One, but most monster movies hover at around 70% even for the really good ones.

  • @PedroBenolielBonito
    @PedroBenolielBonito 2 місяці тому +163

    Funny thing about Pinocchio: as creepy as it is for him to be played by a grown man, his behaviour is actually accurate to his portrayal in the original book, where he is a loathsome, manipulative little sh-thead.

  • @topgoose4818
    @topgoose4818 2 місяці тому +597

    Fun-ish facts: The actor/director of Pinocchio is Roberto Benigni, and the fairy godmother is Nicoletta Braschi. Benigni was also director and lead actor of academy award winning movie, “Life is beautiful” a terribly tragic comedy about the Holocaust. Nicoletta played the female lead in that movie as well. Also, Benigni redid Pinocchio in 2019, to much greater success.

    • @katesicle
      @katesicle 2 місяці тому +93

      Life is Beautiful is a great movie, I’ve never cried so hard watching a movie. I can’t believe the same man made Pinocchio

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 2 місяці тому +29

      I was looking for this comment. I sobbed at Life Is Beautiful. It’s a truly amazing movie

    • @matteodf98
      @matteodf98 2 місяці тому +21

      Actually in 2019 he was Geppetto in a new version of Pinocchio by Matteo Garrone

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 2 місяці тому +31

      @@katesicleah so the Italian version was met with mixed reviews, but it was a recut redubbed American version that was met with absolutely scathing reviews

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 2 місяці тому +10

      I detested Life is Beautiful.

  • @shizzaff8424
    @shizzaff8424 2 місяці тому +246

    That log scene was actually hilarious wtf

  • @willwalsh4371
    @willwalsh4371 2 місяці тому +780

    Just a reminder for everyone: Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t actually measure the movie’s quality on a 1-10 scale like IMDb or metacritic, it just shows the percentage of critics who answer the yes or no question of whether they think the movie is average or better

    • @khdo12346
      @khdo12346 2 місяці тому +73

      "Is the movie average or better?"
      "No"

    • @caiovinicius5204
      @caiovinicius5204 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@khdo12346lmao that's exactly what I thought

    • @paulkelly1162
      @paulkelly1162 2 місяці тому +49

      That actually makes these movies worse. Many overall watchable movies are just "meh". If NO one says a movie is even "meh" that's worse than just an aggregate of 1-10s.

    • @LN-Lifer
      @LN-Lifer 2 місяці тому

      Actually Rotten and IMDB are both worthless
      100% political

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa Місяць тому

      Yeah, rotten tomatoes is pretty shit. Just like all aggregate sites it boils something quite complicated down to a yes or no, which is ridiculous. It's also owned by Warner Bros./Comcast which is just a big no for me. I never visit the site.

  • @jackioff
    @jackioff 2 місяці тому +315

    Worth mentioning that it was NOT a 40 year old puppet boy. In 2002, Pinocchio was *50 frickin years old*
    Benigni was born in 1952 😂

    • @lhering
      @lhering Місяць тому +17

      It took him only 17 years to go from playing Pinocchio to playing Geppetto in 2019

  • @dresden123456
    @dresden123456 2 місяці тому +541

    That Jim Carrey film is actually based on a true crime case in Poland. The writer's name is Krystian Bala and I'm pretty sure he's still in prison for that murder. The book that got him convicted is titled Amok. The whole case is insane and you know what they say, reality is aways stranger than fiction.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 місяці тому +42

      I feel there's a way you can make such a story interesting. But apparently the people that made this movie didn't know that way.

    • @dresden123456
      @dresden123456 2 місяці тому +50

      ​@troodon1096 lol clearly. I didn't follow it closely, but when the story got public, the sales of that book skyrocketed because everybody was trying to look for clues. I don't remember exactly but I think he was writing a 2nd book and the police found proof on his computer that he was planning another murder to be tied in that one.

    • @jopalm3649
      @jopalm3649 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah, they should not have made it a whodunit but from the writers perspective and his motives. Maybe even with Jim Carey as protagonist.

    • @SuperSpooky
      @SuperSpooky 2 місяці тому +13

      There was also a prolific arsonist in California who wrote a novel that was basically a confession.

    • @flotilha935
      @flotilha935 2 місяці тому +8

      It was a bad movie, but 0% ??? Wtf 😂😂😂

  • @BIG_BREAD_45
    @BIG_BREAD_45 2 місяці тому +108

    Everybody gangsta till a log comes barreling down the road right towards them like the cannonball scene from patriot.

  • @dwayneduphraine7024
    @dwayneduphraine7024 2 місяці тому +325

    My favorite part of A Thousand Words was the bit where he went out on a business dinner at the same time that the magic tree in his backyard was being sprayed with pesticides, and because the magic link between him and the tree goes both ways apparently, the pesticides end up getting him high in the middle of dinner. And while this is all happening, "Because I Got High" is playing.
    It might be my favorite part because it's the only part I remember.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 місяці тому +9

      😂😂😂😂. I remember seeing this and still forgot that scene too

    • @elleblur5
      @elleblur5 2 місяці тому +17

      I love the part where he says I want my baby back ribs lol

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 2 місяці тому +9

      When I saw some other UA-camr review that movie, I legit thought he put it in as a joke and it wasn't part of the actual movie.

  • @mattfugate
    @mattfugate 2 місяці тому +41

    Kudos on making it through the comedies - they're easily the hardest to watch. Bad horror, bad fantasy, bad action, bad sci-fi, even bad drama can all we watchable because their ineptitude provokes laughter, which is a pleasant sensation, but bad comedy just provokes anger and disappointment.

  • @svmmyb0i220
    @svmmyb0i220 2 місяці тому +2318

    Glad this came up in my recommended because you deserve way more views after suffering through all that 😂

    • @infinite-ichthyologist
      @infinite-ichthyologist 2 місяці тому +32

      Me too. There better be an algorithm blessing coming his way

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 2 місяці тому +8

      I'm torn - Do we really want to encourage viewing bad movies? In what possible way might that improve movies etc in the future?

    • @svmmyb0i220
      @svmmyb0i220 2 місяці тому +9

      @@simonfrederiksen104 fair point, I think as long as we're not praising these god awful creations it's probably not such a bad thing, but at the same time let's certainly try to abstain from contributing to their box office intake on release because they still need to know what they did lol

    • @Emeraldtheblackdavid
      @Emeraldtheblackdavid 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@simonfrederiksen104 you're over thinking it

    • @satisfied656
      @satisfied656 2 місяці тому +3

      Absolutley, i love💙it too!👍 A cool guide to learn what movies will waste precious lifetime!🤗
      P.s: next time please censor RobSchneider🤢 instead of the donkey-poop💩this is far less offending than this guy!

  • @ranibow_sprimkle_24
    @ranibow_sprimkle_24 Місяць тому +21

    Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born at just the right time to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

  • @dianacarbonate
    @dianacarbonate 2 місяці тому +96

    "Nothing stumps me." That's genius. But I also think that "Arrest that log" is comedy gold, so maybe don't trust my opinion.

  • @PianoVampire
    @PianoVampire 2 місяці тому +17

    In defence of Gotti, they may be cliched names, but they were real people.

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat 2 місяці тому +183

    Can't believe I'm going to bat for Ridiculous 6, but it does have 1 singular good scene involving the invention of baseball that I think was worth shouting out.

    • @Vivicci.x
      @Vivicci.x 2 місяці тому +23

      I was a teen when it came out; but I thought it was funny but stupid. I’ve always had a thing for Adam’s movie though

    • @Derbonic
      @Derbonic Місяць тому +3

      The Gallows scene made me laugh hard.

    • @sunnybunny9003
      @sunnybunny9003 8 днів тому

      I love the scenes with Harvey Keitel

  • @QaRajhCreations
    @QaRajhCreations 2 місяці тому +61

    I'm surprised no Steven Seagal MEGA-BLOCKBUSTER made it's way to this list.
    I'm guessing there were 35 people reviewing, but only 34 who weren't intimidated by Seagal to post it.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 Місяць тому +1

      I-cy what you did there

    • @zhuyu9268
      @zhuyu9268 Місяць тому

      I like the steven seagal mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world that hes fat

    • @TheBuckMuscles
      @TheBuckMuscles День тому

      Steven Seagal hasn't been in a movie since Half Past Dead. His fat Israeli cousin took over for him as an actor.

    • @raspberry_lemonade
      @raspberry_lemonade День тому +1

      THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU POLLUTE THE PLANET

  • @Mavisdundundunnnmanston
    @Mavisdundundunnnmanston 2 місяці тому +229

    Im legit surprised there are only 13 films.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 місяці тому +78

      There's far more 0-percenters than this, but he chose not to include ones that very few people bothered to review.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 2 місяці тому +41

      @troodon1096 which would be interesting also bc it means some lone movie watcher felt so insulted by some shite film they were hoodwinked into watching somehow and felt so strongly about it's awfulness that they had to log into IMDB and share their opinion/warning with the world - I'm sure for personal therapy as well as hoping so save just a small part of time for the human race

    • @BaulFoodmanedits
      @BaulFoodmanedits 2 місяці тому

      @@troodon1096Imo the comment still stands

  • @MrWertheron
    @MrWertheron 2 місяці тому +65

    The fact that he didn't know Roberto Benigni and called him a "40 with a mortgage" was hilarious

  • @liamwynne566
    @liamwynne566 2 місяці тому +184

    Not one person in the comments informing you that in the OG Pinocchio book, the whale is a dogfish which is a type of shark

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Місяць тому +3

      Also, was that the animal that actually swallowed Geppetto and then him in the original story? Because that story was read to me when I was as kid, but it’s been so long that I can’t remember.

    • @thatboybear
      @thatboybear Місяць тому

      I saw it in another comment

    • @thatboybear
      @thatboybear Місяць тому

      Also, OG stands for Original Gangster. Not really applicable here

    • @liamwynne566
      @liamwynne566 Місяць тому +1

      @@thatboybear it's become a common term meaning original, you know that

    • @thatboybear
      @thatboybear Місяць тому

      @@liamwynne566I know a lot of things are taken from their original cultural roots, misunderstood, misapplied, and misused. And quite frankly I’m tired of people stealing everything but an understanding. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @eggboimcgee6050
    @eggboimcgee6050 2 місяці тому +93

    Honestly i didnt hate a thousand words

    • @ProGamer-lk9qw
      @ProGamer-lk9qw 2 місяці тому +19

      Same and I’m not afraid to admit that me and my mom had a good time watching ridiculous 6

    • @eggboimcgee6050
      @eggboimcgee6050 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ProGamer-lk9qw just some fun thoughtless entertainment right there

    • @721rena
      @721rena 2 місяці тому +16

      I actually cried a little during that film didn't expect such a bittersweet message to come from that movie

    • @sp4cegrl27
      @sp4cegrl27 2 місяці тому +2

      me either, i just think compared to other eddie murphy movies it was considered “bad”

    • @KimekaKuroyukiCH2nd
      @KimekaKuroyukiCH2nd 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro made the movie😭🙏

  • @Bizarre_Devil
    @Bizarre_Devil 2 місяці тому +123

    The "Reverse Gun" bit made me laugh harder than anything in recent memory, so thank you for enduring all this slop.

    • @randomme3095
      @randomme3095 Місяць тому

      I think ive seen that movie... or at leat some parts, like the reverse gun.

  • @natkatmac
    @natkatmac 2 місяці тому +24

    "Getting 35 people to agree that a movie has no redeemable qualities really says something about the movie"
    And then I notice one of the movies in the preview of the list is one that's a guilty pleasure of mine 😂

    • @Luis_Felipe6634
      @Luis_Felipe6634 2 місяці тому +2

      Me too! I like ridiculous 6 lol
      It's a piece of shit movie, but for me, it's so bad that it's good. I like it like a like sharknado

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 2 місяці тому +336

    I watched all of 7 minutes of Ridiculous Six before my first netflix and chill hookup. It ended up being the highlight of the evening.

    • @grandturtle2786
      @grandturtle2786 2 місяці тому +92

      Yall are going to hate me but I found that movie funny. Especially the Taylor swinging on a noose scene.

    • @BADVlBES
      @BADVlBES 2 місяці тому +9

      I wonder if the time watched lasted longer than the date 😂😅

    • @aaronmelgar7116
      @aaronmelgar7116 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@grandturtle2786I mean, the third nipple "doesn't hurt to have a spare" joke got a nose exhale out of me, so I can't judge.

    • @itsdabees
      @itsdabees 2 місяці тому +10

      Honestly it's a perfectly fine movie for what it is if you have elementary grade children to entertain. Every family gathering I've been to around the time it came out had it playing on a TV and the kids were all fixated on it and laughing hysterically.

    • @kellymoses8566
      @kellymoses8566 2 місяці тому +6

      I hate that movie because I told my mom to turn it off because it was just so bad and she went on a huge rant about how I never like anything she watches.

  • @thenixer209
    @thenixer209 2 місяці тому +105

    i don't know if you realise that the people they were talking about in Gotti were real people or not, they're hardly stereotypical names if they're the ACTUAL NAMES

    • @angelcou254
      @angelcou254 2 місяці тому +31

      I thought the same, like, it feels cliche and all, but if this is a biopic of a real life mafioso, everything in the movie maybe really happened in real life, the names and the events, so it's like, you are making fun of dead people.

    • @Pred439
      @Pred439 2 місяці тому +10

      I don’t understand the hate for this movie. Obviously it’s not the Godfather, but I thought it was a respectable mafia movie that did its job in retelling the events that actually happened. Some creative decisions may not have been ideal, but the movie is a biopic and gets way to much hate, imo.

    • @fakeplaystore7991
      @fakeplaystore7991 2 місяці тому +7

      @@angelcou254 The "mob movie cliches" are cliches for a reason - they're usually based on real life events and people! "The rat who brings down the entire organization", for example, was a staple of post-RICO indictments of mobsters, since they started facing multiple 20+ years sentences and cooperating with the FBI was the way out of that. It didn't help that usually the FBI would be able to produce recordings of the bosses insinuating that the person facing those jail sentences would be murdered precisely to avoid cooperation. Famously, Sammy Gravano was convinced to cooperate when they played him tapes of Gotti badmouthing him, calling him too greedy and insinuating he would be better dead.

    • @oldtimergaming9514
      @oldtimergaming9514 Місяць тому

      Fo-git 'bout it!

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@angelcou254you say that like making fun of mobsters is a bad thing. Just because they're dead doesn't mean they're suddenly good people.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 2 місяці тому +61

    The original One Missed Call was pretty good. Probably because it never took itself seriously. The sequel and the American remake were unnecessary.

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas 2 місяці тому +50

    I feel like that pinnocchio movie redeemed itself just with that ridiculous log scene.

  • @kevinmarques7716
    @kevinmarques7716 2 місяці тому +71

    I'm a simple man. I see a handsome guy discussing bad movies and I immediately click. But I subscribed because you're also extremely funny and fun to watch. Have no clue why you don't have more subs but at least you have one more now

  • @justmonika1
    @justmonika1 Місяць тому +18

    Ok but I HAVE to say this in defense of the Pinocchio film: In the book he gets eaten by a giant fish, NOT a whale. That was all Disney. Having it be a giant shark is both more dramatic and more accurate to the story, as sharks are fish and whales are mammals.

  • @mama_verse
    @mama_verse 2 місяці тому +237

    This is random but I was in conversations with Travolta's team just after this movie wrapped - lemme tell you they thought this was an absolute masterpiece, and that he had obtained some *ultimate cool points* for playing Gotti

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 місяці тому +64

      Well we're talking about the same person that thought Battlefield Earth was a masterpiece, so maybe we shouldn't be that surprised.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 2 місяці тому +30

      A coworker of mine had spoken with Travolta while they were filming here, and he said he was STOKED to play Gotti, too! So when I heard that, me and my buddy were looking forward to watching it until the reviews came rolling out... yikes, man.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 місяці тому

      ​@@troodon1096😂😂😂Damn u beat me to it

    • @Ghosthitman387
      @Ghosthitman387 2 місяці тому +18

      lol he also played that crazy stalker guy in Fanatic, I’m sure he thought that was Oscar worthy.

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 2 місяці тому

      What did mobsters irl think?

  • @therealCrazyJake
    @therealCrazyJake 2 місяці тому +21

    I’m surprised that Jack and Jill wasn’t the Adam Sandler movie in this list. I’d genuinely rather watch The Ridiculous 6 than Jack and Jill, to be perfectly honest with you, it’s THAT bad.

  • @bronzergoth7598
    @bronzergoth7598 2 місяці тому +41

    kind of rude of them to not cast the real john gotti as john gotti's ghost

  • @troyschulz2318
    @troyschulz2318 Місяць тому +11

    1:07:22 This actually happened. A Polish man named Krystian Bala killed a local business owner in 2000, and then wrote the details of the murder into a novel 3 years later. The novel was later used as evidence against him in his trial.

  • @t_ed2521
    @t_ed2521 2 місяці тому +76

    Fun Fact: One of the main characters in Gold Diggers also voiced Terry McGinnis in Batman fucking Beyond

  • @aliteralchad7128
    @aliteralchad7128 21 день тому +4

    That log scene is unintentionally terrifying. A conscious 500 pound log just whipping through the town square

  • @palomasully27
    @palomasully27 2 місяці тому +109

    When I was like 6 I was an extra in the blurry background for Eddy Murphy 1000 words. Apparently I head-butted him on the pier where we were shooting and he was very pissed

  • @giga_chad9
    @giga_chad9 Місяць тому +7

    Actually Pinocchio originally a set of short stories that were released onto the local newspaper. The author really hated kids and wanted to scare them into behaving so he wrote Pinocchio as the genuine antagonist you see in the 2000 version lol

  • @lillymac8610
    @lillymac8610 2 місяці тому +374

    So Left Behind is based off the first book in a 16 book series (that i have never read) so did they hope to make this a 16 movie series if it did well?

    • @adminaccess9586
      @adminaccess9586 2 місяці тому +76

      100% and they keep trying it, evangelicals love that series

    • @T-Ford
      @T-Ford  2 місяці тому +106

      Believe it or not they have made sequels that do not include Nick Cage haha

    • @BushMermaid1394
      @BushMermaid1394 2 місяці тому +42

      I'm sorry, 16 BOOKS?

    • @AyyKayy-n3u
      @AyyKayy-n3u 2 місяці тому +41

      That makes sense. The movie (from this review) just ends when the whole airplane plot could have been the first 10 minutes of a much larger movie.

    • @ladyblakeney
      @ladyblakeney 2 місяці тому

      ​@BushMermaid1394 they get progressively more unhinged and antisemitic as they go. Also while they claim to be based in theology, the authors basically made shit up that supported their evangelical agenda.

  • @cameronrobinson3933
    @cameronrobinson3933 2 місяці тому +13

    This is a great video. This video despite being over an hour comes in the small chunks that my attention span is now only able to consume because I watch too much UA-cam. Just when the part of me would think I don't want to watch a whole video about a movie you would move to a different movie and I would remember I'm not watching one long documentary about one movie and then as you'd start talking about another movie that would snap me out of it and start the cycle again. I'm probably overthinking this but I just really think this video and the concept and how it was filmed and how long the segments were was just about perfect on top of that the host is funny and engaging so 100% 10 out of 10 in my book

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 2 місяці тому +1

      Although you would never have a book. You watch way too much UA-cam.

  • @papifuego1581
    @papifuego1581 2 місяці тому +64

    5:05 how tf did she get the gun past tsa ?! Must have been pre- 9/11

    • @Ironica82
      @Ironica82 Місяць тому +1

      The book's setting is late 90s. Though, they didn't have the no outside access to the cockpit locks until after 9/11 so, who knows.

  • @gummybeast6343
    @gummybeast6343 Місяць тому +13

    The look of absolute glee on this man’s face while saying “Beat up babies” is such a vibe
    19:54

  • @thehickcritic
    @thehickcritic 2 місяці тому +177

    Fun fact: "One Missed Call," had a screenplay that was written by Andrew Klaven. Yes, the same Andrew Klaven that works over at the Daily Wire. And apparently he hated the movie and agreed with the backlash, because he felt that nobody was on the same page over what kind of film it should be. And then compounding the problem was that the film was hastily edited from an R rated film down to a PG-13 by the studio.

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 2 місяці тому +38

      What is it with failed screenwriters pivoting to the far right?

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 2 місяці тому

      @@erraticonteuse Because they feel rejected by the Mainstream whenever they fail miserably. And so, whenever political grifters come a-callin' (be they far left or far right), they find themselves wanted over there. In short: Cults.

    • @Lechgang
      @Lechgang 2 місяці тому +22

      @@erraticonteuse I guess they want to be bitter and angry and take it out on the world.

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Lechgangit’s because more than likely they refused to play ball

    • @KarlTheExpert
      @KarlTheExpert 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@creed8712 I mean their work speaks for itself. If you need any more proof that they're talentless grifters then that's totally on you.

  • @guiseppeperceval4930
    @guiseppeperceval4930 2 місяці тому +5

    The last days of American crime is a horrendous movie, an abomination, completely unwatchable. I couldn't get through it. You're a saint.

  • @Dragonwarrior125
    @Dragonwarrior125 2 місяці тому +54

    I wanna say that the guy becoming immune to the signal was like, them literally burning his brain to a point where it cannot register things he does as being "wrong" in the same way anymore.
    But that may be giving the movie more credit than it deserves.

  • @roybowman2418
    @roybowman2418 2 місяці тому +9

    Just found this channel and its criminally underrated.

  • @shanedoe3462
    @shanedoe3462 2 місяці тому +108

    I can't believe the Kirk Cameron version of Left Behind has better ratings than the Nic Cage one.

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 2 місяці тому +59

      The only people who saw the Kirk Cameron one are Evangelicals and it reinforces their worldview. The Nick Cage one made the mistake of trying to be vaguely mainstream.

    • @shanedoe3462
      @shanedoe3462 2 місяці тому +9

      @@erraticonteuse Makes sense.

    • @clownfromspongebob3979
      @clownfromspongebob3979 2 місяці тому +29

      @@erraticonteuseas a religious person myself, at least the Kirk Cameron version has some accuracies and did they research. The Nic Cage one is just bad and they had no idea what they were doing. It’s more funny than anything

    • @CityofButterfly
      @CityofButterfly 2 місяці тому +14

      In my opinion the Kirk Cameron movies have just enough unintentional camp to make them "so bad they're good." The Nick Cage movie is just boring.

    • @Wfalen
      @Wfalen 2 місяці тому

      Also the Kirk Cameron movies got all the sequels where the actual insanity ensues.
      Crazy romanian antochrist named Carpathia that wants to take over the world with the UN.
      You got all the evangelical insane conspiracies there.

  • @robbiej2734
    @robbiej2734 2 місяці тому +6

    The funny thing about Pinnochio is that it's just the American dub that got the 0%. The original Italian version is apparently, while not great, not nearly as bad. The Italians actually felt confident enough in it that they submitted it as their entry for Best Foreign Film at the Oscars.

  • @nataliadeavilapires2136
    @nataliadeavilapires2136 2 місяці тому +48

    2002 Pinocchio is one of my favorite movies to reference when people say, why can't movie just hold to the story in the book.

    • @itsdabees
      @itsdabees 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah but 99% of the time people aren't referring to Pinocchio when they say it. One thing does not translate to another just because something sucked once.

  • @dark_antihero
    @dark_antihero 2 місяці тому +8

    Thank you for your sacrifice. Sitting through a good movie is hard enough these days

  • @skarmory93
    @skarmory93 2 місяці тому +17

    So glad my algorithm gave me this video. How you only have 5k subs is beyond me, video has the same quality you'd expect from a 500k account!

  • @Lepretr0n
    @Lepretr0n Місяць тому +4

    We're not gonna talk about how the superbaby villain has the swoopy hair, accent and angry intonation of a certain ruler during WWII?

  • @DavetrapCourier6
    @DavetrapCourier6 2 місяці тому +130

    why did the villain in that stupid baby movie remind me of nazis with how they act, dress, and speak?

    • @T-Ford
      @T-Ford  2 місяці тому +82

      They don't openly say it but he definitely is a nazi haha

    • @KarlTheExpert
      @KarlTheExpert 2 місяці тому

      Amusingly enough he's played by Jon Voigt who has become a fervent Trumpster and conspiracy loon. Maybe he liked playing a Nazi a tad too much. Would explain things.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 2 місяці тому +11

      @@T-Ford Technically "communist" because the film opens in an orphanage in East Germany, or the German Democratic Republic, which was part of the Eastern Bloc after WWII until 1989 with the destruction of the Berlin Wall and re-unification of Germany.
      Yes, I'm talking about the sequel to the Baby Geniuses movie. Specifically the first sequel. There are more.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 23 дні тому

      @@ashkitt7719okay, but he was still dressed like a Nazi. Maybe he defected to the commies but kept his old uniform so they didn’t have to bother providing him with a new one?

  • @creamofthecrop4339
    @creamofthecrop4339 2 місяці тому +4

    The ridiculous 6 is top tier, I will never not defend this movie

  • @KrooTon
    @KrooTon 2 місяці тому +22

    Dude, how did you not make each one of these a video in a series? Because holy crap that is a LOT of terrible to endure for a single use video! 😂
    I mean, well done, subbed for more.

  • @swalehayunus
    @swalehayunus 2 місяці тому +10

    I feel like One Missed Call would have been way better if Sam and Dean Winchester just showed up and started setting people's phones on fire after smacking them out of their hands

  • @ryokophreak
    @ryokophreak 2 місяці тому +69

    Ok... for some reason your voice reminds me of a young Norm McDonald. I mean that as a compliment btw.
    Good video. Subbed :)

    • @myrielt
      @myrielt 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought the same thing!

  • @jimstantinople
    @jimstantinople 2 місяці тому +6

    Charlotte Gainsbourg's character in Dark Crimes feels like a parody of every Charlotte Gainsbourg character.

    • @boopityboopboop
      @boopityboopboop 2 місяці тому +2

      It's amazing how many decent actors are starring in such a bad movie. It's like they did everything possible to make it cringe. And insensitive, especially for something based on a true crime story. Like how.

  • @ehhuh5974
    @ehhuh5974 2 місяці тому +8

    the production on this is so good!! deserves way more views

  • @IsaoSoichiro
    @IsaoSoichiro 2 місяці тому +3

    That Pinocchio log scene made me absolutely lose it. Like I was literally laughing like an idiot watching that clip. I may be broken lol
    - also i love that that guy had to process that the book hurt him so badly. You'd think he'd just immediately fall down, like being knocked out. This movie looks like it'd be an amazing "so bad it's funny" watch.

  • @ThePopcornFairy
    @ThePopcornFairy 2 місяці тому +13

    As someone who read the Left Behind books in high school, I can attest that the Nic Cage adaptation only covered the _first three chapters_ of the first book. They borrow some elements from later installments, but in terms of the plot? Three chapters. Landing the plane was a pretty meager aspect of the whole story. After that, they... you know, do other things. The news reporter starts researching the phenomenon. The pilot meets up with a hypocritical pastor who didn't get raptured. They find out who the freaking antichrist is! There's so much they could've done with a full-fledged Nic Cage Left Behind movie! I'm not saying it would've been _good,_ but it might've been more archetypal Nicolas Cage.

    • @Ironica82
      @Ironica82 Місяць тому +1

      Though the age would be off, I think Cage would have been a better Buck, or even his contact. Ray was not that energetic at the start.
      Also, my favorite review of the series is, "The only thing that got left behind was the theology". I read all the main books, the first of the prequel trilogy, and saw the Kirk movies as well. When I heard that this movie was basically just taking place on the plane, I was not interested in it at all.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Місяць тому

      Was there even a Carpathia in this? They somehow made it incredibly boring & not interesting for even the target audience.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Місяць тому

      I was so hopeful, having been really into the books & loving Cage in National Treasure, & then nobody cared, including the makers.

  • @jdnk
    @jdnk 20 днів тому +1

    Thank you for doing the Lord's work, Ballistic deserves more love

  • @SpiderandMosquito
    @SpiderandMosquito 2 місяці тому +68

    I remember actually seeing "A Thousand Words," and while I do feel the idiot plot was bad and jokes were weak, I did kinda like the dramatic third act. But my problem is that while it's bad, it's more an unremarkable inoffensive bargin bin comedy bad, not a... well, "0% on Rotten Tomatoes" bad.
    To me, it's 0% is less evidence of the film's actual quality and more the really short list of reviews they pulled from... Which is another example on why we on the internet put more stock in instant data results and don't consider the bigger picture which is why RT always be trusted.
    Like I don't believe that this is truly worse than Pluto Nash, even if that is at best, more interesting to talk about.

    • @THEOsu-bu1sy
      @THEOsu-bu1sy 2 місяці тому +10

      Yeah not a great (or even memorable) movie but definitely not a 0% imo

    • @vinchester8688
      @vinchester8688 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah, I watched the movie. It's not the best but definetly not a 0%, completely undeserved

  • @AB-nk5wv
    @AB-nk5wv 2 місяці тому +41

    9:40 they did every log/wood pun in the book and missed “stop in the name of the lawg.”

  • @shuttlecock58
    @shuttlecock58 2 місяці тому +18

    That super babies movie was my avengers as a child 😂

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Місяць тому +2

      Same!

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Місяць тому +1

      This &, appropriately, a completely different weird live-action Pinocchio movie (the one with Jonathan Taylor Thomas) were strangely pivotal to me.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Місяць тому +1

      Weirdly formative for me too; when I saw National Treasure, I thought “hey, it’s the bad guy from Superbabies.”

    • @shuttlecock58
      @shuttlecock58 Місяць тому

      @lawrencecalablaster568 ive seen that actor a few times and he'll always just be the super babies villain to me 😂

  • @leonardgeorge6742
    @leonardgeorge6742 2 місяці тому +18

    I mean... In the book Pinocchio was insufferable and a brat you wanted to smack so they got the spirit right, it just looked like a 40 year old man, not a wooden doll

    • @leonardgeorge6742
      @leonardgeorge6742 2 місяці тому +8

      Oh and in the book the log started speaking to gepetto while it was getting cut and screaming that it's tickling him

  • @Greedsmith
    @Greedsmith 2 місяці тому +12

    I used to love A Thousand Words as a kid.
    When I saw it again later in life, I was surprised at how… not good it actually was.

    • @Neo-Metal17
      @Neo-Metal17 6 днів тому +1

      It's been a while since I watched it, I remember watching it and loving it.

  • @N8Dulcimer
    @N8Dulcimer 7 днів тому +2

    To be fair, if I were on a plane and 1/4 of the passengers disappeared, I would definitely also need verification that the pilot was still alive.

  • @kissy_kitty_kat
    @kissy_kitty_kat 2 місяці тому +8

    Oh dang dude. Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for our entertainment. A true hero.

  • @KingToast24
    @KingToast24 21 день тому +1

    I was listening to this, because of my recommendations but jesus christ you deserve way more subscribers!

  • @apocrypha5363
    @apocrypha5363 2 місяці тому +9

    32:55 I assume "I introduced you," was meant to mean:
    "I had sex with her *before* you met her, then you met her, and married her, making her my stepmother. You only found out I'd slept with her after that."
    It's not clear, because the writing is terrible but that's my way of making sense of it.

  • @venkugin8154
    @venkugin8154 6 днів тому +1

    Hey mate. I got your video randomly recommended and wanna say that was some quality time unlike the movies 😁 Thumb up and sub. I really like your casual style and tone you definitely deserve to have way more views and subs 👍

  • @maximillianrexcarpediem1469
    @maximillianrexcarpediem1469 2 місяці тому +7

    It's lo-og, lo-og, it's big. it's heavy. it's wood.
    It's lo-og lo-og. It's better than bad. it's good!

  • @lucatrolllol5070
    @lucatrolllol5070 6 днів тому +1

    Dude for real thought i made that stressing wtf Pinocchio live action movie up as a child crazy to see it again thanks dude

  • @ashurmom2969
    @ashurmom2969 2 місяці тому +49

    Guilty pleasure I liked Ridiculous Six, much better than the other movies on this list 🤷‍♀️

    • @evenevanator7361
      @evenevanator7361 2 місяці тому +2

      @@LockPickingPawsyou have to like Adam Sandler movies to like Adam Sandler movies. It’s a little paradoxical, but I also love the movie with my whole soul, so 🤷‍♂️

  • @francescolia1601
    @francescolia1601 2 місяці тому +22

    Here in Italy, benigni's pinocchio is like the golden standard for movies. It's among his best works and it was a very faithful adaptation.
    It's also the greatest tuscan actor who plays a movie adaptation of the greatest Tuscan piece of literature (except Dante's divine comedy)
    So much is lost in the dub

  • @witheredryan
    @witheredryan 15 днів тому +4

    0:12 DAVENPORT MENTIONED AUGGHHHH‼️

  • @benkelley9758
    @benkelley9758 2 місяці тому +1

    A very well produced video, keep it up I know your channel will blow up. You’re a professional UA-camr whose subscribers hasn’t grown into the quality and talent you put into your videos yet.

  • @DarthRelkew
    @DarthRelkew 2 місяці тому +5

    Based on the fact you have a Calvin and Hobbes poster in your room automatically means I’m a subscriber

  • @Jennifer-fe2ff
    @Jennifer-fe2ff 2 місяці тому +2

    Found your channel today and don't understand how you don't have more subs. I've watched others review these movies in the past but this video is brilliant, might have to go binge your channel now!

  • @chasemartins3359
    @chasemartins3359 2 місяці тому +15

    i mean considering that was real people’s names and nick names in gotti, that’s just a bad take, what are they suppose to do change their names to something less stereotypical even if it’s accurate to real life ?

  • @johnjamesleahy4065
    @johnjamesleahy4065 2 місяці тому +2

    Sincerely ty so much for all the entertainment, info and content that this video holds!!! BRAVO 🤗

  • @gloodgy2774
    @gloodgy2774 2 місяці тому +10

    Rotten tomatoes doesnt take the average of every critic review and display that, there were critics who found redeeming qualities in some of these.
    Critic reviews are either high enough to be positive or low enough to be negative, and thats all that gets factored into the score

  • @gemdre
    @gemdre 2 місяці тому +14

    The dubbing on that Pinocchio movie is AWFUL!!!

  • @RadiantBlack7
    @RadiantBlack7 2 місяці тому +13

    They couldn't find *anybodys* kid to play Pinocchio??

    • @pistonhondo2004
      @pistonhondo2004 2 місяці тому +5

      He is a really popular italian comedian actor thats probably why they chose him, he acted in really good movies

    • @hddisney100
      @hddisney100 2 місяці тому +6

      The Pinocchio actor (Roberto Benigni) was also the writer and director of the film.

  • @Niosai
    @Niosai 6 днів тому

    You are absolutely going places. Great stuff!

  • @BenjermunBlunted
    @BenjermunBlunted 2 місяці тому +3

    "I had a dream where I flew & fought Godzilla" that's too specific to be made up haha

  • @Marcuk2024
    @Marcuk2024 Місяць тому

    This concept is indeed intriguing. Your dedication is commendable.

  • @thenumbah1birdman
    @thenumbah1birdman Місяць тому +7

    11:55 Monstro was actually a shark in the original book as well(the "terrible dogfish", a giant shark who was the "khan of the sea").

    • @corey8927
      @corey8927 9 днів тому

      Pinocchio was also a super annoying bitch in the book, right?

  • @senioradahug
    @senioradahug 6 днів тому +1

    Nick cages daughter is also flashing her high beams directly into a barricade and a wall of barrels. Probability didn't help with the visibility

  • @Sampin19
    @Sampin19 2 місяці тому +12

    Rotten Tomatoes doesn't review movies! They collect reviews and attach a percentage to them depending on position and negative reviews

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah that annoys me so much how many people don't understand how the site. Certified Fresh doesn't mean it's a masterpiece, it means the majority of viewers thought it was at least average.

  • @TallMist
    @TallMist 2 місяці тому +2

    That scene where the two of them disarmed themselves and started fist-fighting only for one of them to pull out a knife was taken directly from the OG Tomb Raider movie with Angelina Jolie, lmao

  • @ryantessier3789
    @ryantessier3789 2 місяці тому +54

    What bothers me the most about the Pinocchio movie is the guy who plays him is the same actor from Life is Beautiful, which is one of the best WW2 films ever made in my opinion. In that movie, he was absolutely phenomenal, and he is a tremendously talented actor. But in that live action Pinocchio film he was given absolutely nothing to work with. So sad to see.

    • @giuseppelamonica1118
      @giuseppelamonica1118 2 місяці тому +14

      The funny part is: He is the director of the Pinocchio movie.

    • @wrestlingkid10
      @wrestlingkid10 2 місяці тому +2

      it is just a comedy on top of the actual Pinnochio story. Not a drama like Life is Beautiful

    • @mdp26
      @mdp26 2 місяці тому +9

      He directed AND wrote the screenplays for both of these movies, so just like how Life is Beautiful is 100% his achievement, Pinocchio is 100% his fault.

  • @JustusPaul1
    @JustusPaul1 2 місяці тому +1

    you go into my recommendations, good job, good concept