लॉकडाउन में आपको जमकर हसाएंगे 3 Idiots के चतुर
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2020
- 3 Idiots is a 2009 Indian Hindi-language coming-of-age comedy-drama film written, edited and directed by Rajkumar Hirani, co-written by Abhijat Joshi and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra.
The film stars Aamir Khan, R. Madhavan and Sharman Joshi in the titular roles, marking their reunion three years after Rang De Basanti (2006), while Kareena Kapoor, Boman Irani and Omi Vaidya appear in pivotal roles. Narrated through two parallel dramas, one in the present and the other set ten years in the past, the story follows the friendship of three students at an Indian engineering college and is a satire about the social pressures under the Indian education system.
Movie: 3 Idiots (2009)
Music: Shantanu Moitra
Producer: Vinod Chopra Films
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
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कुछ लोग यह तर्क दे सकते हैं कि लोगों के बीच यौन मुठभेड़ हजारों वर्षों से होती आ रही है, और जब पिछली पीढ़ियों को अपेक्षाकृत आसानी से छोड़ दिया गया तो इस पीढ़ी को अप्रत्याशित उथल-पुथल और आतंक से क्यों पीड़ित होना चाहिए? तथ्य हम सभी के लिए काफी स्पष्ट रूप से बोलते हैं, जैसा कि हम देख सकते हैं कि पिछली शताब्दियों के दौरान, यहां तक कि छठी शताब्दी की शुरुआत में, जब जस्टिनियन प्लेग हुआ था और दुनिया को क्रूर ज्वालामुखी सर्दियों का सामना करना पड़ा था, पिछली शताब्दी तक। जिसने दो सबसे घातक विश्व युद्ध देखे, हमारे पूर्वजों को पीड़ा का सामना करना पड़ा, जो लगभग हमेशा यौन गतिविधियों में वृद्धि से पहले होता था। हालाँकि, इस युग में लोगों को निश्चित रूप से अकल्पनीय परिमाण की बहुत बड़ी आपदा का सामना करना पड़ेगा, क्योंकि मानव इतिहास में पहले कभी भी लोग इतने अधिक यौन रूप से विकृत और कामुक रूप से रचनात्मक नहीं हुए थे। आज, प्रत्येक किशोर बच्चे की पहुंच सबसे गंदी अश्लील छवियों तक है और अधिकांश जोड़ों को सबसे गंदी फिल्मों और चित्रों के संपर्क में लाया जाता है, जबकि हमसे पहले की पीढ़ियों में, हमारे माता-पिता और दादा-दादी आम तौर पर विवाह में यौन कृत्यों को केवल इसलिए स्वीकार्य मानते थे क्योंकि इससे बच्चे पैदा होते थे।
आह, उन लोगों का क्या हाल हो गया है जो लगातार खुद को नीचा दिखाने की कोशिश कर रहे हैं। इस्लाम जैसा धर्म महिलाओं का सम्मान करता है। औरतें जन्नत की जननी हैं. हमें कभी भी दूसरों के साथ अनादर का व्यवहार नहीं करना चाहिए, भले ही वह व्यक्ति किसी कारण से अपवित्र और अपमानित होने की इच्छा रखता हो। दरअसल, अगर आप अपने पति या पत्नी को यौन कल्पनाओं में लिप्त रखते हैं, तो आपको क्या लगता है कि आपके निधन के बाद क्या होगा? ऐसी आदतें नहीं जातीं और वह किसी अन्य व्यक्ति के पास जाने के लिए पागल हो जाएगा जो इच्छाओं को पूरा कर सकता है। यह याद रखना आवश्यक है कि हम इस दुनिया में बहुत कम समय के लिए हैं, और हमारा लक्ष्य सांसारिक सुखों और शारीरिक इच्छाओं का आनंद लेना नहीं है, बल्कि भगवान की पूजा करना है। भगवान ने हमें जीवन में एक विशेष कर्तव्य दिया है, और वह है भगवान की पूजा करना और दूसरों की देखभाल करना, और इसका मतलब है कि सांसारिक सुखों में अत्यधिक लिप्त न होना, जिसमें विपरीत लिंग के सदस्यों की संगति में बेकार घंटे बिताना भी शामिल है, भले ही वह ऐसा ही क्यों न हो। वैध विवाहित पत्नी. शारीरिक और यौन संबंधों का जुनून इंसान की आत्मा को नष्ट कर देता है। भले ही यह विवाह के अंदर वैध हो, यह एक विलासिता है और लोग किसी भी विलासिता में बहुत अधिक लिप्त हो जाते हैं, उन्हें इसके लिए गंभीर रूप से कष्ट उठाना पड़ता है। अगर कोई ज्यादा चीनी खाता है तो भी उसे डायबिटीज हो जाती है.
इस यौन रोग के कारण दुनिया भर में लोग अपमानित और पीड़ित हो रहे हैं। जब अज्ञानी लोग यौन गतिविधियों के बारे में बात करते हैं और गुमराह सिद्धांतों को फैलाने के लिए भविष्यवाणियों और धार्मिक परंपराओं का उपयोग करते हैं तो मैं उनसे शब्दजाल सुनना बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकता। जब मैं देखता हूं कि लोग अपनी इच्छाओं को पूरा करने के लिए धर्म का उपयोग करते हैं तो मुझे गुस्सा आता है।
लोगों के लिए शादी और सेक्स कभी भी जीवन का उद्देश्य नहीं होता। ईश्वर और मानवता से प्रेम करना ही मायने रखता है। भले ही किसी को शादी ज़रूरी लगती हो, लेकिन उसे हर किसी को सिर्फ इसलिए शादी करने के लिए नहीं मनाना चाहिए क्योंकि हमें लगता है कि यह सही है। इमरान की बेटी वर्जिन मैरी अविवाहित थी. ऐसे ही कई अन्य संत थे और हर कोई उनसे प्यार करता था।
किसी भी प्रकार का सुख भोगना मनुष्य के लिए हानिकारक है। विश्वासियों को विलासिता का आनंद लेने के लिए इस दुनिया में नहीं भेजा गया था। हम ईश्वर की पूजा करने, उसकी आज्ञा मानने और असहायों की सेवा करने के लिए बनाए गए हैं। ईश्वर के पैगम्बर इसी सिद्धांत के अनुसार जीवन जीते थे, और भले ही वे बहुत सारा व्यापार करके बहुत अमीर बन सकते थे, लेकिन उन्होंने अपनी मृत्यु तक गरीबी में ही रहना चुना। हमारे स्वयं के भोग-विलास के कारण, और यौन व्यसनों की प्रथा का पालन करने और यौन गतिविधियों से ग्रस्त होने के कारण, हजारों युवा, युवा, मध्य पूर्वी पुरुष और महिलाएं, बुजुर्ग उद्यमी और यहां तक कि वैज्ञानिक भी हैं जो अब सीआईए के बुश में सबसे गंभीर रूप से प्रताड़ित हो रहे हैं। -युग के पूछताछ कार्यक्रम, कई देशों में गुप्त रूप से चल रहे हैं। लोग बड़ी संख्या में धर्म छोड़ रहे हैं क्योंकि वे सेक्स के प्रति हमारे जुनून से निराश हैं।
This is the most funniest legendary speech in all time in Bollywood which is never forgotable😂😂🤣
Right🤣🤣🤣
@@saniasimplegirl1661 hmmm
Can you translate the Sanskrit lines in Hindi or urdu
@@zeeshanhayder4868 there are no sanskrit words
He has produced sounds of his different types of fart
@@ShivamMishra-kh6wu 😂😂😂
Chatur should get award for controlling his laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right 🤣😆🤣🤣
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Right 🤣
Even boman irani
@@susmitagoutam1666 😁
3:15 Farhan's giggling Wonderful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to watch this movie with my Girlfriend at that time, she was not too excited as it was about Engineering student life, but when Chatur happened she couldn't stop laughing for days and we went to see this movie again this time she paid.
The whole theater could not stop laughing and it was the best moment of my life.
So I came here to relive that moment of 2009
3:14 farhan's reaction 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
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Legendary scene of Bollywood 🤣🤣
No other scene can be compared to this one 😂😂
yep
Right
I was 15 at that time now almost going to be 28 and married but this scene never gets old😁😁😁
Yes 😂
I was only 3yo 😢
@@Perfectionist99could someone be suspended from college if he gives this speech about dean in real life ?
@@nikunjkharband this will not happen in real life no one will dare to speech like this but rarely if this occurs in college then he will not get suspended but he only got arrested police will do arrest under ipc acts
@@Perfectionist99 yes and respect towards college teachers is important
Chatur should get an Oscar....😆😆🤣🤣
In 2009...I couldn’t understand much...but now I have widen my horizon😂😂
Ultimate speech😆
I don't understand much about this situation and the speech.
@Abhinav Singh No that Silencer speech I mean🤔
@Abhinav Singh 😆😆😆
Sthan😂😂
@@advaygupta271 in balatkari purush k haatho ma dia h...Damn😆😆
This is a evergreen movie. No one can remake it.
@@ashis4kstatus684 it was not remake. Tamil movie Nanban which has casted actor vijay is a remake of 3 idiots. Plz make confirmation about your information before you do comments. Don't spread wrong information.
@@pushpitaiman no this movie is really copied from South movie 'Vendithera'.
@@AniketKumar-rf7um I Couldn't find any movie in the name of Vendithera. Can you give me some more information. Like the Release date and about the cast names.
This movie is original and is based on chetan bhagat book 'five point someone should do to at iit'.
But it remake to tamil by Director Shankar. Both movies are too good.
6:05 Mantri ji expression 😂😂
Missed this unforgettable vibe of bollywood 🤧❤
Now south indian movies are much better than Bollywood movies
@@muhammadirfan.s2498lol u dont even know 90% of south products bas pan india movies aur OTT popular movies dekhkar bolrahe ho ki south is better
South k gandi films tumhe thodi koi dikhengene
Jaise mohalal ki back to back w2 films flop aur inti wahiyat thi lekin koi nahi dikheyega woh tumlogo ko
Dube ji be like - Ek dam se shabdh badal diye, vakt badal diya, jazbat badaldiye, zindagi badaldi🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 op
words bhi😃
Baltkaari kiye hain 😂😂😂😂😂
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Are you Triggered Insaan fan ? 🤣🤣😂😂 me too
I really can't imagine this movie without Chatur.
They couldn't find Rancho ......if chatoor didn't come after 10 years!!
♤wgwa
@Chinnu Mitra Arre yaar machudipa rahegaye tani bataye regayeho
true... not even without Mr.Shastrabuddhe tho!
Write
6:03 Virus face expression
Sweet relief 🤣
And the change of expression on Mantri ji 🤣🤣
Didn't even notice Virus's relief at first 😂
Chatuar ko Oscar Milana chahea Hansi rokane Ke Liye out of the world speech ha 🤣
The origin of stand up comedy 😂😂
😂😂
Sach me bhi 🤣
@@mohit_bishnoi111Mantri bade maze le raha tha
@@mohit_bishnoi111Mantri bade maze le raha tha
Any one noticed that when chatur said Adhar nya mantri gi
Mantri: 😶
Director : 😁 aha tari bari bhi aa gaye
😂😂😂
Lol yes
😂😂😂
Its December,2022.My graduation life is almost over.Watching this legendary scene still what I first watched in 2011,I was in school that time.Thank you 3 idiots for giving us such a lovely memory.3 idiots forever.
Good
Imagine that you attend such a lecture as an audience 😂😂
Only getting stone
Who's watching this masterpiece in 2024? 😂
😀😀😀😀
Oh yeah
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Nahi last word is Stan mane bubu
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13:25 looks like this whole movie was designed to make us feel old and nostalgic at the same time!💥
This movie was made in 2005 bruh
@@User-qw6gf in 2010 bro
Now we have new movie named chicchore really fantastic and based on College Life
2nd legendary movie after 3idots
Phir hera pheri bhi legend h bro
@@ABDULLAH746 Bruh 2009 December
3 idiots is only a Hindi movie which I've watched ever, but now I feel as if I'm so comfortable with Hindi language as I watched this movie countless times😂😂😂
When I was 7nI couldn't understand that but now I am 19 and now I can understand how dark and Funny the speech is 😂😂😂😂
2:30 that Legendary dhichkyon😎🤣😆😜
Most funny scene was Chatur's speech.
Plz tell me I don't know hinde what is mean by" eestn"??
@@kafeelakouser5503 it means breasts
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@@noxivortex509 what is "sthaan" meaning can u say 6:16
@@sudhirchavan4427 Stannn means breast
An unexpected thing for me was that I actually got inspired by ‘Din mei 18 ghante padhta tha’. It was weird, but I found that if he can study 18 hours then I can study at least 8 in the day.
Also, that Reliance ringtone is just too nostalgic.. ❤️
Airtel Ringtone not Reliance
Salla 2023 mae bhi wahi evergrewn feel h iss speech mae 😂😂😂😂
"Gas Chamber " written on Chatur's door !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yah😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yaa 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah
Wah kya ake hai.
3 Idiots Always Favourite 😊
@@radhepandey5208 ...
Yes bro nice movie
Yes
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R8😍😍😍
This scene has a separate fanbase🤣
Hats off to the script writer😆
14:00
A for apple
B for ball
L for lag gyi 🤣🤣😂
Dream of all the back benchers is to have that last conversation with the egoistic toppers of their class 😂😂😂
YEAH. THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH ME AND MY SCHOLL 12TH TOPPER. THAT WAS IN THE RESTAIRANT AND IT IS MEMORISABLE MOMENT IN MY LIFE 😅😅🤣🤣
OIIL
I was topper and a last bencher 😂
That line was epic. Adar niy mantri ji 😂😂😂 mantri dar gaya
2024 mein koun dekh raha hai
6:03 lmao that face
Disclaimer: No teacher is harmed in this video.
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The same cannot be said for their self esteem
U mean, kisi bhi teacher ka balatkaar nahin hua, right?🙃
Really i could not stop my laugh even after pausing video😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
इक दम से इन्होंने वक़्त बदल दिया, जज्बात बदल दिये
जिंदगी बदल दी 😢🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sthan mane bhubhu 6:21 😂😂😂
Chatur was an unexpected surprise in this movie....brilliant performance
Without chatur this movie is incomplete.
I am in 10 th and It's my maths exam tomorrow and I am watching this and this dialogue "inhone apna stan iss balatkari purush ko dia hai,ab dekhiye yeh kaisa iska upyog krta hai"... Got me dead😂😂😂
6:30 😂😂😂😂 op
When chatur starts paying tribute to mantri g😂.Mantri's reaction 😂😂😂
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How mutch deep knowledge is hide in this full movie 👍❤❤❤
2024 me koun koun dekh raha hai 😂😂😂
Me😂😂
6:13 dubey ji😆😂😂
It's so legendary that people are still whatching this in 2021!!
I am watching because they are talking about virus
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@@pujaisvlogs1710 to ri ya L
Imagine your friend is giving this speech in reality in teacher's day😁😁
Those people who were their they didint know anything about that speech their laugh was natural
13:53 The Most Shocking scene for CHATUR - "Mr. Wangdu" . Its also the most inspiring scene for all of us.
Inspirational Hindi quote from the movie : BETA KABIL BANO KABIL, KAMYABI TO JHAK MARKE PICHE AAYEGI.
Translated in English: “Be a capable/competent person, then success will ultimately follow you.”
2021 me kon kon sun rahe ho😂
mai
@@fakebotff7855 super
@@ritikmahara44 THANKS
Mai
Me
Who else noticed Dubeyji's face expressions while Chatur's speech 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
The audience will not need any training to laugh and ofc Virus and that minister guy will also not need any training to smash chatur!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chatur(silencer’s)speech made me really laugh 😂 🤣😂🤣😂
This movie show that "don't learn for marks learn for knowledge".
Duh
Who is listening on 5sept 2022
This make me laugh even in this 2022 also😂😂😂 most favourite comedy😂😂
In 2009 I was 5 yrs but, In present I am 18 yrs.On that age I couldn't Understand the speech but,Now I finally realised what Chatur says in that speech.😂😂😂
Ah, finally found a fellow Indian the same age as I 'am in this world of social media.
Same I also born in 2004 😅
@@sunZone404 same
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I also
This scene never gets old........
It's literally a MASTERPIECE
the speech of chatour has become an epic classic in the history of the comedy of urdu/hindi language making Amir khan a legend for centuries all the team members of 3 idiots are worth of praise and appreciations!!
Buht achi film 📽️ the Kash k ac film dobara koi Banae miss you Amir Bhai and All teem Love you 😊
Chaturs speech was most funny scene 😂😂😂😂😂😂as I can't control my laughter after listening it of my all time fav film that I can watch it any time.
The origin of STAND UP COMEDY 🖤
Hi mayank
Hi
Nice name
best scene 2:22 (kon ho tum) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coming back again in 2022 hehehe...this scene never gets old🤣🤣
Origin of standup comedy in India 😂😂
The best thing about the movie 3 idiots is the casting of actors.
Yes, i agree!!
Any one in October 2023😂😂
This movie is highly popular in China and south Korea
India also
This teaches us to understand and study the meaning
hello
@@jainarayankakar510 hi bro
Really its s meaningful comment.
@@jainarayankakar510 hello, bolo
Moveb
2024 ma kon kon sun raha hai
Legend's are still listening it in 2023
Who waited for the speech
Like me🤧🤧😂😂😂😂
Same yrr😂😂
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I ded
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The origin of stand-up comedy 😂😂😂😂😂
HAMARE CLG MAI TEACHERS DAY KE LIYE AAJ SPEECH DENA HAI AUR MAI YE SPEECH DEKH RAHA HU 😂
2030 mein kon kon sun raha hai😁
"Bol wo rhe hai par shabd hamare hai"
Famous last words....
BEST STAND-UP COMDEY VIDEO EVER 😂😂
let's see how many people watching this video end of 2022 😃
From Bangladesh🇧🇩
2022😂
No award in this world can actually show how big this movie is. It's like Oscar would be happy or lucky to have this film in their list.
An all time favorite.
After 3 idiots only one best college life movie is chhichore
Nice
Sushant sir💔💔💔miss you
very true
Well said
Kya baat kahi hai 👌
I hope Dunki Bhi itni Comedy ho Coz ajke 2020 ke baad se Koi bi itni Comedy level ki movie ni ayi h so I m Expecting From HIRANI sir ❤
2023 me kon kon dekha rahe ho 😂😂 i am full enjoy 😅😉🤣😂😂
2022 me kon dekh rha hai Like karo
I had seen this movie in theaters almost 12yrs ago...at that time I was just 5yrs old...
Literally at that time this speech was just out of my world😂
But at that time all the audience were laughing and so I just joined them🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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Hahahahahah hahaha hahaha hahaha
Noob Manish khelna sikh ke aa noobde or tu bhe Noob or Tera dost Jai bhe dono bot
Abe bot khayeke
2024 mai kon kon sun rahe ho😂😂😂😂
6:04 mantri ji ka reaction
5:49 Farhan giving the credit to Rancho😂
It is 2022....and I'm still watching this masterpiece😉
My sir used to say that this movie gives a good lesson😂😂😂😂
Me listing to it in 2023 also 😂❤
Chatur's speech is funny but..amir khan is looking so cute in this movie😂
Yeah...
But I want to see jimins reaction 😁😂
How are those two sentences, connected ?
“Uttamam daddatdaat Paadam. Thuchuka Thuchuka.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are bhai iska matlab kya ha
Mean
Are bhai jitni baar scene dekho utni baar double hasi aathi hai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is December 2022
And i am watching this now 😂😂😂
This movie always make my mood good and feel me stress free 😁😁😁
True bro
True
True