[Verse 1] It's past midnight on a weekday The regular chat rolls in amused There's an old man slurring words on his way to being blasted on coke and booze He says, "Can you see I'm really winning? I got my own coke hoe and maid while my morals are ever declining I've got it made in the shade" [Chorus] Sing us a song, Mr. Balldo Man Sing us a song tonight 'cus you're already three sheets and you're touching your teets And you've got us all horrified [Verse 2] Now I was a viewer of old Nicky boy Back in the days he was based But then He became friends with Masterson Now his brain is a total waste And he looks like he's from Auschwitz The lights on, and no one's home He partied so hard, he now looks like a tard Talking into the microphone [Verse 3] Nicky got arrested in May Because he was acting real gay By Banging his hoe, and sniffing snow And ignoring his children don'tcha know? Now he facing 20 years And continuous pounding in his rear From some bub, with his chub 'cus they don't like coke in a kid Bub [Chorus] Sing us a song, Mr. Balldo Man Sing us a song tonight 'cus you're already three sheets and you're touching your teets And you've got us all horrified [Verse 4] With his veiwers shrinking everyday And his nerves are getting frayed As day after day, more things are displayed That make him look like a blight And as we look at the aftermath we must take some insight as we realize tonight You have no friends online [Chorus] Sing us a song, Mr. Balldo Man Sing us a song tonight 'cus you're already three sheets and you're touching your teets And you've got us all horrified
[Verse 1]
It's past midnight on a weekday
The regular chat rolls in amused
There's an old man slurring words on his way
to being blasted on coke and booze
He says, "Can you see I'm really winning?
I got my own coke hoe and maid
while my morals are ever declining
I've got it made in the shade"
[Chorus]
Sing us a song, Mr. Balldo Man
Sing us a song tonight
'cus you're already three sheets
and you're touching your teets
And you've got us all horrified
[Verse 2]
Now I was a viewer of old Nicky boy
Back in the days he was based
But then He became friends with Masterson
Now his brain is a total waste
And he looks like he's from Auschwitz
The lights on, and no one's home
He partied so hard, he now looks like a tard
Talking into the microphone
[Verse 3]
Nicky got arrested in May
Because he was acting real gay
By Banging his hoe, and sniffing snow
And ignoring his children don'tcha know?
Now he facing 20 years
And continuous pounding in his rear
From some bub, with his chub
'cus they don't like coke in a kid Bub
[Chorus]
Sing us a song, Mr. Balldo Man
Sing us a song tonight
'cus you're already three sheets
and you're touching your teets
And you've got us all horrified
[Verse 4]
With his veiwers shrinking everyday
And his nerves are getting frayed
As day after day, more things are displayed
That make him look like a blight
And as we look at the aftermath
we must take some insight
as we realize tonight
You have no friends online
[Chorus]
Sing us a song, Mr. Balldo Man
Sing us a song tonight
'cus you're already three sheets
and you're touching your teets
And you've got us all horrified