The 30mms are so laughably slow that many jets can actually outrun them at most ranges, it makes sense though, jets weren't an opponent on the 262's battlefield.
LiamFVJ And the guns were meant for killing the battleship seventeens, not for fighter V fighter combat. Also, technically the rounds still move faster at muzzle velocity than any vehicle in WT atm: speed of sound at sea level is 343m/s, the Mk 108 rounds hit around Mach 1.5 at sea level
This video is good. But seriously. French surrender joke ? That kills it, man. It's just a show of ignorance and demolish half the credibility of your video. I'm tired of this shit.
I only did one... though the next video will have some kind words about that don't you worry :3 also if you want more disappoint go check the AMX 50 Sur Bias video from Miles.
considering that my first ever match flying a jet aircraft had me flying a narwhal into a b29 3 minutes into the match, then flying away largely unscathed and surviving the whole match, i'd say that yes, it's pretty resiliant
If Hitler didn’t stop his army and let Dunkirk happen in the first place, 350k British and French would have died, if that would have happened Britain wouldn’t have stood a chance against the blitzkrieg
At the same time, those 48 rockets with the same velocity as your shells tho edit: nvm, after having flown the cobras and the yak 9t for so long, i have a new friend in the narwhal, which also has a custom skin based on the morgan from Ace Combat Zero which is especially funny since that plane has a giant laser cannon on it
NovaPeliVideot ` you could get it in an event back in 2016 which is how I got mine or you can buy it for quite a lot of money on the war thunder marketplace. :)
As a German I'm proud we over-engineer everything to a point where we even take into concideration: what if the pilot has to land without the landing gear? Well just slide down the runway, put some duct-tape over the scratch marks on the engines and up you go. Seriously, this is one heck of a funny meme collection in there, thanks. Edit: Any chance you might make a how to about the Ho 229?
@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 They did more because they were the most powerful country being invaded by the nazis and didnt exactly have a choice but to commit fully to the conflict. The fact remains that they would have almost certainly lost without tremendous aid from the rest of the world
@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 The soviets turned the tide of the war, but the Americans and british opened up a second front. And during the battle of britian, alot of the Luftwaffe was destroyed. Americans helped in the African war. I will say that that the alies and soviet union did the same amount in the second world war.
Glorious! Also, don't you just love how the word 'idiot' is universal. Anglophones, Germans, Russians, basically everyone uses it. And it sounds hilarious in every language!
A little note the BF 109 K4 The plane you research before the ME262 has one of the 30 mm mark 108 cannons so you can technically get some practice with the guns drop off Before you actually get the 262
110G2 would like to know your location "WE CALL THIS A DIFICULTY TWEAK" not op, just glorious mineshells have shitloads of filler and delete anything lov
510 m/s accualy the velocity of the rounds of the mk 108 cannons while irl the rounds velocity is 550 m/s or so, bcz yea, here at Gaijin, we love to make germans look bad, and russians be g00d.
Uh. 1.) The flatspin in Top Gun was over the ocean. 2.) There were 2 pilots in the. F-14 3.) This is a German jet 4.) This is a Me 262. 5.) The flatspin was caused by entering a jet's jetstream, killing the engine because there was not enough air.
"You're not a disabled pigeon with a fidget spinner, Idiot!" Oh man, i can't stop laughing. I need to use that more often when i see people turn fighting bearcats and shit.
The yak-23 is a rapist at 7.3 and broke the 7.0 BR more than the .50cal both and Italian F-84G. Like you said as long as you have a brain anyone can fly the yak 23.
personally, i think it'd be good to cover early tier II planes, like the P-40. Planes where people are just exiting the more forgiving biplane era, and begin to get their first taste of how the rest of the tech tree will play out.
I go up against prop planes in the 262 in another game and yes kiddies dont try and turn with them. You will be diving and climbing ensuring you keep your speed up to get away. Dog fighting is different for you now.
Issues with the engines were widespread irl wise as they minerals needed they couldn't get so they had a lifespan of roughly 40mins your get one flight then any after the engine would crack while cooling and appear fine but next flight would fail
“My Führer, you should have just gone back to the base, none of this would have hap-“ “Well it’s a bit too late for that now, isn’t it?” Hitler’s war strategies in a nutshell
I sexually identify as a Me-262 A-2a
the question is, with what gun))))))))))
And 2x nuke ))
Du you even Luft ?
Fires too slow :/
I ssxually identify me as a Me-262 A-1/U-4 with a 50mm long cannon
It is going to take me 262 years to unlock this plane
youtubevlogs 228 *_holy fuck_*
youtubevlogs 228 i see what you did there
Same here I’m still on the 109-g
I have be playing wt since 2013 and still havent unlocked jet but I didn t played it constantly 😂😂
Just buy yourselves some premium and enjoy
Germany is killing the landing gear industry
Ew james why do I see you everywhere smh. In tankery in napo server gross man funny policeman
Found you James...
landing gear on an me 262 pffft who needs that?
Germany is ruining the game balance
@@waterhail7755 no?
"[...] because glorious german overkill." I simply love this sentence.
I laughed so fucking hard at the bit
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I use this line regularly
Point blank raining destruction of every heavy bomber in fucking existence because glorious German overkill.
This video was riddled w jokes 🤣 I lol many times!!!
4:24
1. You're not a propellor plane.
2. Du bist kein Propellorflugzeug
3. Angery German ranting
Your no fucked pigeon with a fidgid spinner.
fucking shit your not a disabled pigeon with a fidget spinner you idiot
Ah, here again are the people who feel special because they are german :D
jk
Whats wrong with being German? We do not think we are better than others, all human beings are equal.
@@ericshukies3395 he said jk at the end means he was making a joke duhh
The 30mms are so laughably slow that many jets can actually outrun them at most ranges, it makes sense though, jets weren't an opponent on the 262's battlefield.
LiamFVJ
And the guns were meant for killing the battleship seventeens, not for fighter V fighter combat.
Also, technically the rounds still move faster at muzzle velocity than any vehicle in WT atm: speed of sound at sea level is 343m/s, the Mk 108 rounds hit around Mach 1.5 at sea level
Yes
The british jet concept was the first to shoot down a Me262
@Tidd Ham hes lying. Closest the British got to jet to jet combat with the junky meteor was attempting to shoot down v1 rockets
@@John_Smith76 No
Good old ME262. Fighting against Jets that came out 10 years later.
Love War Thunder BR.
Im not gona lie
I just had a dream where I was good at war thunder...
Backo what is that profile picture
That's how u know its a dream!!!
Mix Brix someone killing a goat
@@SILVARMSM he is just screching the goat with the gun
P R A C T I C E
3:57
Me 262: overtiered biplane detected! Lethal force ENGAGED!!
I 15: NANI?!!
Woah, that looks pretty coo-
**Gets shot down by a single 45 acp bullet*
*Correction: .45 Anti-Anything-That-Dares-Exist Bullet.*
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 88 mm is anti-everything
@@JV-bj4kx no because 45. ACP kills the soul while the 88mm and 9mm kills the body.
@@marcperrysalarda4490 an enlighted badger watcher
@@marcperrysalarda4490 no, 88 mm turns the body into a red spot on the grass.
It's a long boi, but hey... the video is exactly Nein minutes long >3
Oh finally! oh and I got warthunder if u need game play. bare with me since I'm playing teir 1
Hey was the music from das boot?
this video is as long as the me 262a-1/u4's 50mm schlong
This video is good.
But seriously. French surrender joke ? That kills it, man. It's just a show of ignorance and demolish half the credibility of your video.
I'm tired of this shit.
I only did one... though the next video will have some kind words about that don't you worry :3 also if you want more disappoint go check the AMX 50 Sur Bias video from Miles.
4:30 means: "Damn Shit! YOURE NOT A DISABLED DOVE WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!!!"
Thank you
Does it?
Ja das tut es!
ITS BEEN ONE MILLION YEARS AND IT WAS WORTH IT!
General_Dave 1 1 million years would be 1,02,019
@@SILVARMSM nope.
1:04 did anyone see that the pilot was dead
Its as if he finished wanking
@@creatorchris712 best comment lol
@@babymetalenjoyer :)
No, it's just an extremely unconfortable position cuz nazis had bad plane designs
@@thewtchannel7837 one of the most special ed comments I've seen
How to use jets:
1) Go to Russians
2) Unselect Jet
3) Select TU-4
4) Dominate Jets!!!
You mean a 60 THOUSAND SILVER LION REPAIR COST flying through the sky that can be annihilated by shooting one of its wings off. Yeah smart idea :P
The first step is correct you just select yak 23 instead. 0.3 br above but rapes 8.0s and a 6.3 match is more one sided than a gang rape.
@@GG-ir1hw lmao I've seen Whooptie fly that thing and Adam fighting against it with a P-51H. It's incredible.
Ryan Jonathan Martin yeah it used to be broken at 7.3
1:54 i am a German and when you hear this and read the Text its so Cringe😂😂😂
he actually used a different audio and used the text
@@isharveerdhillon8348 yes, it's an old joke lol
@@isharveerdhillon8348 isso
Oh ja
Ja das stimmt
Savage...
Leave
No u
no u
Nein u
nein dich
German engineered steel wont get a scratch from that kind of landing
>262
>durable
Hans I think you are confused.
Ja
GenericFakeName Generic i think you are confused. This plane is a beast.
Peter Lustig IRL it'd catch fire and die if you looked at it funny.
considering that my first ever match flying a jet aircraft had me flying a narwhal into a b29 3 minutes into the match, then flying away largely unscathed and surviving the whole match, i'd say that yes, it's pretty resiliant
British actually retreated faster towards Dunkirk while the french protected their asses in Arras, Lille then Dunkirk
Ye but thats not a meme so
If Hitler didn’t stop his army and let Dunkirk happen in the first place, 350k British and French would have died, if that would have happened Britain wouldn’t have stood a chance against the blitzkrieg
VERY GUT MEIN FREUND! JAWOHL. HANS, FRANZ!!!! DARAUF JETZT EIN BIER UND EIN SCHNITZEL
dotEXCEL yay master yellowjacket you are the queen bee 🐝 🐝
🤣 dieser satz LMAO
Whats about Friedrich??? *Friedrich runs in Lederhose behind you
What?
JAWHOL
Best 262 is the rare 262 with 2 guns..... lower BR is so worth that trade off since it actually fights props
NikolaiSlapabitch Thats the Me 262 A2/a Sturmvogel
At the same time, those 48 rockets with the same velocity as your shells tho
edit: nvm, after having flown the cobras and the yak 9t for so long, i have a new friend in the narwhal, which also has a custom skin based on the morgan from Ace Combat Zero
which is especially funny since that plane has a giant laser cannon on it
How do you get the sturmvogel?
NovaPeliVideot ` you could get it in an event back in 2016 which is how I got mine or you can buy it for quite a lot of money on the war thunder marketplace. :)
@@lazergaming884 oh ok
*plays version of the plane that’s not on the tech tree*
Weird flex but ok
its still a 262 version in game and thus bears mentioning.
As a German I'm proud we over-engineer everything to a point where we even take into concideration: what if the pilot has to land without the landing gear?
Well just slide down the runway, put some duct-tape over the scratch marks on the engines and up you go.
Seriously, this is one heck of a funny meme collection in there, thanks.
Edit: Any chance you might make a how to about the Ho 229?
German over engineering is cool til you have to work on it.
After soviet defeat nazi the me-262 is called we-262
@Ibraheem Khan Nope, soviets did a lot more
@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 you guys mean, the 3/4 of the World defeated the Nazi.
@@patrickhennig1332
took 3/4th of the world cause everyone was too much a pussy to go 1v1 lol
@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 They did more because they were the most powerful country being invaded by the nazis and didnt exactly have a choice but to commit fully to the conflict. The fact remains that they would have almost certainly lost without tremendous aid from the rest of the world
@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 The soviets turned the tide of the war, but the Americans and british opened up a second front. And during the battle of britian, alot of the Luftwaffe was destroyed. Americans helped in the African war. I will say that that the alies and soviet union did the same amount in the second world war.
"... It becomes a smooth operator"
*Carlos Sainz noises*
It becomes Vodovorot.
*Sneaky Daniil Kvyat noises*
Yeah boi
F1 gang has come to see flying f1 cars that go 200kmph faster
Glorious!
Also, don't you just love how the word 'idiot' is universal. Anglophones, Germans, Russians, basically everyone uses it. And it sounds hilarious in every language!
In Italy, we say "idiota" or "capra ignorante"
@@iceman4491 in portugal we say 'idiota' as well
Capitão Explosão no Brasil a gente também fala idiota kkkkk por que será?
In spanish "Idiota" "Cabronazo" "Caballo" "Pendejo" etc
@@corvoattano4223 shouldn't caballo mean something like horse?
A little note the BF 109 K4 The plane you research before the ME262 has one of the 30 mm mark 108 cannons so you can technically get some practice with the guns drop off Before you actually get the 262
*Plays as a russian bomber*
*Sees 2 Me-262s on my 6*
(Chuckles) Im in danger.
Cloaker
Flies P-51H
Sees 3 Me 262
(Chuckles) *I AM THE DANGER*
@@spindash64 no.
@@spindash64 you know, those Me 262 are just super over powered (firepower i mean)
110G2 would like to know your location "WE CALL THIS A DIFICULTY TWEAK"
not op, just glorious mineshells have shitloads of filler and delete anything lov
510 m/s accualy the velocity of the rounds of the mk 108 cannons while irl the rounds velocity is 550 m/s or so, bcz yea, here at Gaijin, we love to make germans look bad, and russians be g00d.
THE CОММUИIST POTATO You meant 108s ))))
Hans Wurscht oops, i wrote the comment at the mid night without checking wat i ve wrote
2:05 OMG the Top Gun flat spin!!
GOOSE TALK TO ME, GOOOOOOSE
Uh. 1.) The flatspin in Top Gun was over the ocean. 2.) There were 2 pilots in the. F-14 3.) This is a German jet 4.) This is a Me 262. 5.) The flatspin was caused by entering a jet's jetstream, killing the engine because there was not enough air.
“My Fürher....” 😂😂
@@Thelowkeyjayy._. it is FÜHRER you stupid CAPITALIST. *exits nazi mode *
I love your editing, it is pure gold
The fact they’re putting this ww2 fighter against Korean War era jets says a lot
"You're not a disabled pigeon with a fidget spinner, Idiot!" Oh man, i can't stop laughing. I need to use that more often when i see people turn fighting bearcats and shit.
A most informative video. And that flatspin skit had me cackling, great stuff. The wait was worth it.
4:10 Let’s be honest, that was the best part.
3 years of playing war thunder and I still don’t know what boom and zoom is
How to fly the Yak-23? As long as you brain is still technically there should be easy, but still. Or maybe the other starter jets, like the P-80?
The yak-23 is a rapist at 7.3 and broke the 7.0 BR more than the .50cal both and Italian F-84G. Like you said as long as you have a brain anyone can fly the yak 23.
personally, i think it'd be good to cover early tier II planes, like the P-40. Planes where people are just exiting the more forgiving biplane era, and begin to get their first taste of how the rest of the tech tree will play out.
Censored German flag. RIP Germany 1813-1945.
Barry Yu no?
more like 1871-1990
they just put wermacht cross to the german flag to censore the swastika stupid gaijin
Germany was dead in 1933 because Hitler fought for the ideals of his party and ultimately brought the nation to the ground.
France is falling, they’re literally pumping sewage into politicians homes. Damn, the fall
First time watching your vids, thanks for getting me kicked out of work for laughing too loud. Subbed.
Cracking stuff as ever Mr Man
2:08 i died lmao
My fürher
SHUT UP!
F82 vs this
seems interesting
Subbed, such well edited video
it took me 2 years of playing to get the 262 and i have already watched this a million of times but it is still helpful;
"Peasant fidget spinner" love it.
Honestly i removed my new cannons module to decrease accuracy... It's easier to hit the target and 1 hit is all you need with me262 anyway...
This video is pure gold.
Good to see your video again.
"The Me-262 is the grandfather of all jet fighters"
*Sad Gloster Meteor noises*
Sadder he178 noises
Will you do "How to Ho229" ?
Little Tip I believe you can use those Rockets as small flairs sooo if you get a uptier of Doom those could save your skin
I just watched all of them. The robovoice makes it all the better. :D Could you do one on a french heavy bomber or the derpy french 20 mill T-1 prem?
I'm a bit late but FUCK YEAH 1:00 In einem Polenstädtchen da lebte eins ein Mädchen!!!! xD
Thanks dude
@@hashteraksgage3281 Why?
@@inf.div.501black_kia5 4 the name of da song
@@hashteraksgage3281 Well, no problem :)
3:01
*cylinders knocked out*
your videos keep me playing this cursed game.
well i've been looking for videos like this about war thunder... good job, XD
Now on the wings of the luftwaffe.
Instructions unclear, shot a P-51 pilot in the chest with a 30mm and didn't kill him
TiS bUt a StRaTcH
I love your humor
A very informative and funny video nice memes
many lolz good job again jonman
That guy with the mustache was hilarious I am still laughing!!!
1:52 real germans kknow what he is saying xD
Stiley Die Armee zieht nach Westen Richtung Elbe
Dann muss die Arme Kehrtmachen!
In the U4,
as long as your two jets are ok, wingtips are merely cosmetic.
2:00 If you turn off your engine you can recover from a flat spin if you have enough alt.
Polish person: Up top
German person: You mean sieg heil right?
No I mean up top....OH GOD!!
GERMAN person: *Erika intensifies*
This is now dumb as the song playing here is called "In einem Polenstädtchen"
Please do how to bombers and start with the PE-8
Just what I need! 500th like! How far do you set your gun convergence though?
I go up against prop planes in the 262 in another game and yes kiddies dont try and turn with them. You will be diving and climbing ensuring you keep your speed up to get away. Dog fighting is different for you now.
He's alive!!!!
School sucks, it drains the life out of ye.
Dank
Magnificent Speed i think you mean danke
That theme song, reminds me of when me and my uncle used to watch wings of the Luftwaffe
this video will actually come in handy when i finally unlock my first Jet. which is like one or two planes away.
Danke Danke :D
Do an how to I-15 Chaika.
I keep watching these vids thinking I’m watching many miles away.
What was that rant? I want to listen to that on repeat 24/7
Do how to me 163!!
Landing by sliding with engines...
10/10 german engineering.
Issues with the engines were widespread irl wise as they minerals needed they couldn't get so they had a lifespan of roughly 40mins your get one flight then any after the engine would crack while cooling and appear fine but next flight would fail
This dudes videos are hilarious and helpful lol...
I love how they had to give to allied forces post ww2 planes to be able compete the ww2 Germans 😀
2:43 Bro, do you even Luft?
LOL
Damn dude, you made my day!
If you have a giant ball of steel, you have a typerating on the ME262 a1a u4.
How to b-17g
sadly ME 262 got produced too late in the war :(
I am here 5 years later still one of the better guides 😅😅
Dude put an unturned picture in there... deserves a like and sub
Jesus has returned
1:53
Trying to read the subtitles and listening to the german bois at the same time is giving me *aids*
A Japan plane for the next How To series would be sweet like either Kikka or R2Y2
The Downfall part is so accurate XD
when you create yourself in a game for 262nd time
Me-262
“My Führer, you should have just gone back to the base, none of this would have hap-“
“Well it’s a bit too late for that now, isn’t it?”
Hitler’s war strategies in a nutshell
Sometime you should do a video on the B-34. That thing is a hoot to fly: a medium bomber that thinks it's a heavy fighter
Best tutorial I ever seen.
The reeee when during the rockets kills me
2 years late but I love the use of the old Wings of Germany soundtrack
Best WT channel imo
Dang that was a great video