8 QUICK TIPS for Adventure Motorcycle Riders

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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
  • This video is the next best thing to spending an afternoon with professional adventure motorcycle riding instructor and guide Dusty Wessels. Learn a couple of quick lessons and listen to sage advice and a few opinions that will improve your skill and safety on your next adventure motorcycle journey.
    Connect with Dusty at west38moto.com
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    00:00 Dusty's Tips and Opinions
    00:10 Parking Offroad
    01:12 Motorcycle Tires
    02:42 Body Position
    03:26 Clutch Control
    04:30 Overpacking
    05:20 The Tool
    05:56 Hydration
    06:23 Riding a BDR
    #bdr #clutch #motorcycle #camping #skills #tires

КОМЕНТАРІ • 138

  • @MOTOTREK
    @MOTOTREK  22 дні тому +4

    Dusty's tires are the TRACTIONATOR ADVENTURE

  • @BayAreaMotorcycleCommuting
    @BayAreaMotorcycleCommuting Місяць тому +40

    This is by far my favorite motorcycle channel. These are great tips from someone who clearly knows his stuff - much appreciated

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому +4

      Glad you like them!

  • @carvalhonj
    @carvalhonj Місяць тому +19

    I love videos like this, it makes you feel like a normal person and that I can achieve it compared to others who see me as far from achieving my goal. Thank you guys for everything you have done.

  • @enduromotorradtouren
    @enduromotorradtouren Місяць тому +5

    Good tipps and tricks, positive attitude, fun to watch and easily remembered. Go for a ride and enjoy. We're not into a race, we don't compete. Günter/Nürnberg

  • @orangelion03
    @orangelion03 Місяць тому +2

    Pretty much everything I have learned over the past six years of the ADV way, summed up in one great video. Really enjoy your work rusty, thanks!!

  • @BlackThor15
    @BlackThor15 Місяць тому +1

    What an awesome video Dusty, by far one of the best I've seen to simply tell people to get your bike, get out there!! Thanks for sharing, keep it up, you're doing great! 👍👍

  • @Louie_Ponce_Motography
    @Louie_Ponce_Motography Місяць тому +1

    My favorite adventure motorcycle channel! Super casual, no pressure and great advice! 🇺🇸🌭

  • @Glasshousebc
    @Glasshousebc Місяць тому +2

    Dusty, awesome as always.
    Thanks and have a great riding season. Up here in Western 🇨🇦, I’ve just got the bikes insured for the coming season 🎉

  • @sasquatchmoto
    @sasquatchmoto 29 днів тому +1

    Great points Dusty! We are always learning something from you, even if it's just reminders for good habits!

  • @gerardomusano6919
    @gerardomusano6919 Місяць тому +1

    Dusty i am a scooter rider that on my holidays i go around europe .I think you are great and love how you teach us my best video is the one you show what you always have on your bike .

  • @kennethvernonprivate
    @kennethvernonprivate Місяць тому +1

    Yes, yes, yes and yes......All the best from Canada!

  • @Met201101M
    @Met201101M Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant! Thanks, Dusty and everyone involved!

  • @The333
    @The333 Місяць тому +1

    Always great stuff from Dusty!

  • @allenhuling598
    @allenhuling598 Місяць тому +1

    Well done, guys.....thank you!

  • @gila-clifffirewood5796
    @gila-clifffirewood5796 Місяць тому +1

    Dusty is the man. Thanks bud!

  • @davidvincent3010
    @davidvincent3010 Місяць тому +3

    Great bunch of advice. I like your style

  • @rbrown1339
    @rbrown1339 Місяць тому +2

    😆Best one yet Dusty! Hope to see you sometime soon this year!

  • @MeerkatADV
    @MeerkatADV Місяць тому +2

    All valid and important points.

  • @BigRockMoto
    @BigRockMoto Місяць тому +6

    Awesome information and well presented

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Glad you liked it, Ian!

  • @luisecisneros
    @luisecisneros Місяць тому

    Thank you... Very inspirational 👍👍

  • @NZCycletherapy
    @NZCycletherapy Місяць тому

    True words spoken with great delivery, educational and entertaining 😊

  • @karlwebb8914
    @karlwebb8914 29 днів тому

    Thanks for another great easy to understand "confidence building" video 👍😊 cheers Karl a newbie off-road rider in Oz 😊

  • @stevesmith6821
    @stevesmith6821 Місяць тому +1

    Awesome video Dusty!

  • @AaronRadelow-eo6lu
    @AaronRadelow-eo6lu Місяць тому +5

    Dusty bro! Awesome video! I need to get out to Anza-Borrego, and down to OHV area right off S22. Tons of terrain to practice and play on. Close to the road if something goes sideways. Shaded picnic tables and sink toilets. Close to Calcite Mine road and other fun trails. West 38 classes are awesome!!!
    Looking at a book: California Backroads & 4-Wheel Drive Trails. 🤘

  • @carlofernatti9144
    @carlofernatti9144 3 дні тому

    So very nice advices. Thanks

  • @marcvanderpoel4521
    @marcvanderpoel4521 Місяць тому

    Cheers Dusty, another cool video! 🤙

  • @andrewtreloar7389
    @andrewtreloar7389 Місяць тому

    I'm with you Dusty, I love my Tractionators!

  • @michaelflores7657
    @michaelflores7657 Місяць тому +2

    Awesome tips Dusty! I totally overpacked for the 5 day Baja trip…I’ll do better next time!

  • @Advlfe
    @Advlfe Місяць тому

    Great tips and great video production. Dusty is the best ! Keep ‘em coming.

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Thanks! Will do!

  • @RustyShakelford781
    @RustyShakelford781 Місяць тому

    Lot of great tips here, thanks 🤘🤘

  • @dougsrepair1060
    @dougsrepair1060 Місяць тому

    All good points and well presented.

  • @DustyBiker
    @DustyBiker Місяць тому +1

    All excellent tips. Using layers is also key.

  • @Jotni
    @Jotni Місяць тому

    Great tips Dusty!

  • @Shake_and_Bake_Moto
    @Shake_and_Bake_Moto Місяць тому +1

    Excellent stuff! Keep it coming! It was so cool to randomly run into you and Tom T. in Baja at the gas station before Guerrero Negro and then again In San Ignacio 😊 (we were on the KTM's). Cheers!!

  • @MishMashMoto
    @MishMashMoto Місяць тому

    This man speaks the truth! 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @lostinlamancha
    @lostinlamancha Місяць тому +1

    I agree with all of these points that Dusty makes. I lived off my 23' KTM 890R for 3 1/2 months and 10,000 miles last summer from NM to Canada and every state to the Pacific Ocean.. I trimmed my weight down to the bare minimum and was able to enjoy so many BDR and off road sections of riding because I wasn't overloaded. Washing my second pair of base layers in a stream, river or lake along the way in a dry bag with some suds is all you need. And if you bring a water filter you can get drinking water from many epic waterfalls along the way!
    I second the opinion on Motoz tires. Haven't tried the new Tusk 2Track yet but I hear good things. With Motoz Adventure I easily get 6000 miles of mixed usage. Rallz I get over 4000 and better offload traction. I usually run 30-32 PSI but will air up for really long highway stretches as Dusty mentions.
    Having a plan, communicating that plan with expected check in times, and a satellite communicator on your body is essential for many places like the Chihuahuan Desert, Mojave, Sonoran Desert and many remote mountain ranges out west. Just being able to check in at the end of a long day to text family or friends that the day ended ok can be part of that plan, not just waiting to use the device for a medivac.
    In addition to Dusty's great videos I recommend Chris Birch's "Say No To Slow" series and Adam Riemanns' channel. They both speak the same gospel.
    saynotoslow.nz/?_gl=1*1dfvblg*_up*MQ..*_ga*MzQxODU2ODE5LjE3MTE3NjMzMzM.*_ga_BN5BH3XNK5*MTcxMjg1NTU4MC41LjEuMTcxMjg1NjUyNi42MC4wLjA.
    ua-cam.com/channels/Y3mZIqfQh71JZBiWTQ3I7A.html
    Practice advancing your skills, get comfortable with a little extra weight of tools, spares and basic camping gear and go get lost out in the wilds. We're incredibly fortunate to have such an epic amount of landscapes at our fingertips here in America...
    Keep up the great videos Dusty, I've always enjoyed them the last several years. Sorry I didn't meet you in person at the Mosko Moto Dusty Lizard in Park City last September. By the time I heard you were there, the weekend was coming to an end and I was headed for Moab...

  • @niltontravaglini8578
    @niltontravaglini8578 Місяць тому

    Top Dusty. Entusiasta do off. Boas dicas. Abraço

  • @superconfort
    @superconfort Місяць тому +5

    In my opinion Dusty is like Matt from off-road recovery. They are that kind of people that you feel attached instantly. They are my friends that I'll never met. I don't know what they have but I want it for myself. LOVE

    • @a55edwards
      @a55edwards Місяць тому +2

      I've taken one of Dusty's classes and he's exactly the same in person as he is on camera. I highly recommend taking one if you can

    • @superconfort
      @superconfort Місяць тому

      @@a55edwards This will be soo difficult sadly. I'm from the Spain that is in Europe. Anyway thanks for the advice! Enjoy your opportunities Mr Edwards.

    • @surlyfan
      @surlyfan Місяць тому

      @@a55edwards100% agree, took his class last summer. Solid guy!

  • @chriscleland7008
    @chriscleland7008 27 днів тому

    Loved it! Great video. ❤

  • @owenlushadv
    @owenlushadv Місяць тому

    Everything stated in this video, doesn’t get stated enough!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @F1since79
    @F1since79 Місяць тому

    Watching your videos is great but riding with you is better, Dusty! Thanks for a great Baja ride that got me back at it after my mishap last year.

  • @kee7678
    @kee7678 Місяць тому +1

    Great info!

  • @98tungnguyen
    @98tungnguyen Місяць тому +1

    Love all the Dusty's videos, feel so close !

  • @hansverhoeven5156
    @hansverhoeven5156 Місяць тому

    man, you are so right

  • @turdferguson2863
    @turdferguson2863 Місяць тому

    Rode my KLR from Canada down to matagorda island TX and I definitely overpacked, mailing some stuff home for sure

  • @MarkoMarcello
    @MarkoMarcello День тому

    Great one.

  • @rafaswierczynski
    @rafaswierczynski Місяць тому +1

    You don't know how much i jealous your terrains... nice vid, make it simple -> ride!

  • @anandmoon5701
    @anandmoon5701 Місяць тому

    Cool tips for offloading ❤

  • @cloydchiro
    @cloydchiro Місяць тому

    All good advice! Loved the outro music too!

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Awesome! Thank you!

  • @kevins.9547
    @kevins.9547 Місяць тому

    Great video - quick question others have asked, which specific Motoz tire setup front & rear do you run or do you mix them - ie, the Tractionator Adventure or Tractionator GPS? Thx and keep up the great videos 👍

  • @oPAULo711
    @oPAULo711 Місяць тому

    My old bones are ready to relinquish the mighty DRZ and move to something more comfy. Dusty gives me confidence I won't miss the 2X4 seat at all and will still get offroad.

  • @billroberts9182
    @billroberts9182 Місяць тому

    I like it.

  • @BlueAlgon
    @BlueAlgon Місяць тому

    nice video. thx.

  • @MrRickrm
    @MrRickrm Місяць тому

    Hi Dusty. By far, you're a favorite to watch. I now have a big adventure bike, a CFMoto Ibex 800T. Already dropped it in the decomposed granite in southern California. I could not pick it up, even tried making some trenches for the tires to go into. Still slid sideways. Got help, thankfully. At 71 and so many injuries over the years, dirt naps are what I'm now afraid of. I do have a dirt bike, but it's not something to ride like. I want to go long-distance exploring on a trip. Where it may be 50 or 100 miles of highway to get where Im going. Like, hmm.where does that road go type of thing. It would be nice if you could do a video on other techniques besides trying to pick up a heavy beast alone. Thanks for being a normal person.

  • @pigeonpallz1733
    @pigeonpallz1733 Місяць тому +1

    Nebraska bdr please. Also you've learnt me so much and I thank ya for that

  • @endlessmilesrider6756
    @endlessmilesrider6756 25 днів тому

    Nice! 🤙

  • @kmwalsh84
    @kmwalsh84 День тому

    Side note. I learned from personal experience that even on pavement you should watch the angle you park on. One time I wasn't paying attention and parked on a rather steep hill with a heavy grade for rain fall and not only could not get my bike off the stand while on it, I found myself parked in a spot that I couldn't clutch out in first and ride on the peg, cowboy style and I couldn't exactly roll backwards do the the embankment. Ended up having to clutch walk it back up the hill until I could swing a leg over.

  • @emfarfan
    @emfarfan Місяць тому

    Thanks man, great stuff packed into 10min! If you were in Cali recently, how would one find out?

  • @human1513
    @human1513 Місяць тому

    It is also possible to get on the bike from the left side and this can be safer and advantageous in some situations.

  • @segsfault
    @segsfault Місяць тому +5

    One personal tip is to not hesitate.
    I'm new to adv riding and saw a unpaved road, I hesitated and didn't take that road even tho I could've learned on it, don't hesitate and DO IT!

  • @Dragooadventuretales
    @Dragooadventuretales 24 дні тому

    Good stuff Dusty, as always. See you in September pal!

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  23 дні тому

      Hey, Bill - I would love if you could guest host a MOTOTREK episode!
      - Tim

  • @jcknepp
    @jcknepp Місяць тому

    Good stuff! I believe I just met you in Moab at the area BFE hard enduro! Any footage from there?

  • @Zw1d
    @Zw1d 3 дні тому

    nice vid
    as for the inreach, handy for non emergency communication, but there are so many cases of a failed emergency response I'm starting to think it's useless in that regard. PLB might be the only reliable emergency device.

  • @baikerpiknik
    @baikerpiknik 24 дні тому

    Sangat membantu

  • @dairyguyicecreamturbosss8893
    @dairyguyicecreamturbosss8893 28 днів тому

    ITs all about the stickers !!!!! :)

  • @toltod
    @toltod 29 днів тому

    what about carrying some spare parts (clutch lever), disabling that kickstand sensor so you don't get stranded. carrying a few oiled up airfilter socks in a sandwich bag. Other little things like that which can keep your BDR adventure going.

  • @kuhndj67
    @kuhndj67 Місяць тому +1

    All good recommendations... some additional ideas to consider:
    -In the Continental US - don't carry food at all - dramatically lowers bear risk (to near zero), weight, and hassle. Note that to not attract the bears you really can't carry ANY food (no snacks and so on) on your bike at ANY time. Bears can smell even packaged food and from a LOT farther away than you'd think... and they won't know the difference between a snack you carried during the afternoon and one that's still there... they'll rip your gear up in either case.
    -Do pay a LOT of attention to expected weather (before you leave) as well as react to weather while riding. Excessive cold (below about 55f) and excessive heat (over about 100f) require preparation/planning pre-ride and adaptability during the ride. On the last 2 long US tours (one in May/June, one in Aug/Sept) I had to adapt to temps ranging from below freezing to over 104f.
    -BDR's are fun... do em! If you've not done one before then give yourself extra time over what the community reports (just in case).
    -If you're like me and like to ride a bit hard on dirt... then get a feel for the ride and strike a balance between fun and risk. On my last TAT ride I was super excited so came out hot... and dumped twice in the first 2 days, once because of wildlife and the second on silt hidden ruts. After that I dialed back the ride (average speed dropped from near 50 to around 42... not huge but significant) and over the remainder of the ride only had one zero speed mishap (wrong turn on Engineer Pass, dropped it trying to back up). Still had a ton of fun but did so with reduced major mishap risk. What's cool is that you WILL get a feel for how much risk you're taking after a week or so. (this is for dirt... if I'm on tarmac I am much more conservative since accidents tend to be more dramatic)
    -Plan for service - I schedule knobby replacement at 2000-2500 miles, and oil services as needed (at the same time for my 701), generally knobbies have life left at 2k but if you're at service then do them early instead of pushing them. I also ran MotoZ's but switched to MT21/D606 because they're better on dirt... but the MotoZ's were a great balance of durability and performance.

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Thanks for the comprehensive comment!

  • @achappstube1
    @achappstube1 Місяць тому

    Great tips Dusty! Which model Tractionators are you running on the big unit? Both the same for front and rear?

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  22 дні тому +1

      TRACTIONATOR ADVENTURE

  • @user-uk5qz9ui6p
    @user-uk5qz9ui6p Місяць тому

    Great tips! Not always obvious, see ya in the desert

  • @discoveror9576
    @discoveror9576 Місяць тому

    WELL put, Lad. Which flavor Tractionators do you run? Thanks - for the input.

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  22 дні тому

      TRACTIONATOR ADVENTURE

  • @ph0rd
    @ph0rd Місяць тому +30

    Dude. I have a girlfriend and I want to keep her. This is not helping.

    • @keepswinging5225
      @keepswinging5225 19 днів тому +3

      Sounds like she needs a bike, and some bullshit about going on adventures together build stronger relationships. 😉

    • @ph0rd
      @ph0rd 18 днів тому +5

      @@keepswinging5225 she laughed hysterically when I read her your comment. Then she said, "so am I getting a bike? I like him." 😎

    • @keepswinging5225
      @keepswinging5225 11 днів тому +3

      Sounds like a keeper! 😁😎

  • @thechance123
    @thechance123 Місяць тому

    I have a ktm 690 would that wear the tries a lot to run say 23 psi? About 20-40 miles

  • @waldo_s
    @waldo_s Місяць тому +2

    I always carry more water than I think I need. You never know what might happen…

  • @AdventureTomek
    @AdventureTomek 23 дні тому +1

    I have to finally get myself a water bladder backpack, definitely not drinking enough water on rides.

  • @mrt4755
    @mrt4755 Місяць тому +1

    i did the WA BDR and as far as difficulty it really was mostly boring a couple spots were maybe intermediate difficulty even baby head hill wasn't that bad if you just commit and im a noob on a KLR

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Great. Baby Head Hill has good seasons and bad seasons. Glad you made it!

  • @hillkiran
    @hillkiran Місяць тому

    The. Africa Twin. has the worst kick stand. So much of my stopping involves looking for a good place so the bike won't tip over or that I won't be able to get the bike back up again! (I am short so its hard to get leverage to put the bike straight when it is leaned over a lot)

  • @Lukediver66
    @Lukediver66 Місяць тому

    I love all your suggestion...go ride!

  • @baldandbiking
    @baldandbiking 29 днів тому

    You didn't talk much about the fear part and I was hoping you'd elaborate a bit more on that. I think fear is the biggest obstacle for anything we do out there. It took me until my second year with my ADV before I would even attempt slippery gravel roads.

  • @Sup3rCRF
    @Sup3rCRF Місяць тому

    From the motoz tires I've seen, the max pressures are actually lower than 42psi. I found, I like to use this formula. GAWR (front or rear) ÷ (Tire max load ÷ max pressure).
    Example : 2020 CRF1100 fronts stock dunlop GAWR(346LB)÷(ML 467LB ÷ 41PSI MAX) = 30.3PSI
    Motoz GAWR (346lb)÷(ML(467lb)÷33psi max) = 24.4PSI.
    *i use it as a base line pressure, but these specs pulled off tires I had on hand

    • @Sup3rCRF
      @Sup3rCRF Місяць тому

      The GAWR and recommended pressures are almost always found on the VIN sticker. Hondas, harleys, can-am, etc

  • @filseyphill
    @filseyphill Місяць тому

    The former thruhiker in me is onboard with your message. Except Merino wool. I think Patagonia Capilene is the far better material. Way more durable, just as breathable and if you are washing one and wearing the other the synth vs wool argument goes out the window.
    Also... You need a separate set of sleep clothes you must always keep dry. If you wash clothes the night before and then ride all day in the rain, you still need dry clothes to sleep in!

    • @sCiphre
      @sCiphre Місяць тому

      Synthetic ( capilene ) stinks to high heaven, so definitely not.

    • @filseyphill
      @filseyphill Місяць тому

      @@sCiphre hard disagree with any effort to wash your clothes regularly.

    • @sCiphre
      @sCiphre Місяць тому

      @@filseyphill i can't wear them more than a few minutes tbh

    • @filseyphill
      @filseyphill Місяць тому

      @@sCiphre that sounds like a personal comfort issue. I wear them every day for the last decade. No odor issue with regular cleanliness and personal hygiene. Wore them on my AT thru hike too. Of course, then they get smelly, but so does merino wool when you live in the same shirt 7 days at a time.

  • @jimgerace1746
    @jimgerace1746 Місяць тому

    Where do we get the n reach emergency device?

  • @chipper7711
    @chipper7711 Місяць тому

    Tractionator GPS tires?

  • @lukalu2221
    @lukalu2221 Місяць тому

    Do you pack a fire Extinguisher ?

  • @morixa
    @morixa Місяць тому

    Can you do an episode on what is possible offroad with a pillion with you? Thanks

  • @pcat1378
    @pcat1378 Місяць тому

    Please tell me what those wing mirrors are fitted to this GS?? They seem so much better that the OEM!!

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому +1

      Touratech sells them.

  • @adventuremulemoto
    @adventuremulemoto Місяць тому +1

    High quality H2O! 😁

  • @LYLEWOLD
    @LYLEWOLD Місяць тому

    What do you keep in your backpack during your daily rides? How much water, what else?

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      The Mosko bladder holds 3L. Also keep a hat and walkie talkie in the backpack.

  • @backcountry4life
    @backcountry4life Місяць тому

    Which Tractionator? GPS, Rallz, Adventure, Desert H/T?

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  22 дні тому +1

      TRACTIONATOR ADVENTURE

  • @QuinnEdwards1
    @QuinnEdwards1 Місяць тому

    Which Tractionator model of tire? There are four models. The Adventure or gps?

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  22 дні тому

      TRACTIONATOR ADVENTURE

  • @chiptaxfree
    @chiptaxfree Місяць тому

    What tractionator tires specifically do you use?

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  22 дні тому +1

      TRACTIONATOR ADVENTURE

  • @the88tlc
    @the88tlc Місяць тому +1

    speaking the gospel....

  • @gregc6661
    @gregc6661 Місяць тому

    Can you share which hydration pack you are using?

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Mosko Wildcat, Greg.

  • @markwilliams1481
    @markwilliams1481 28 днів тому

    Water! Drink enough water to pee multiple times a day. That's how know you have enough. Anyone can last a day or two being short on water. If you want to stay alert and responsive to changing conditions stay hydrated. That's coming from a former grunt in the Marines who was never a heat casualty but treated many.

  • @garyxiong6771
    @garyxiong6771 Місяць тому

    longtime no see

  • @k0in0kl
    @k0in0kl Місяць тому

    I dropped my bike 1st time because of wrong parking. Just a bit pointing downhill and I had to reverse to get out and failed.😂

  • @williamwilson2748
    @williamwilson2748 Місяць тому

    Love the videos but where the guy on the set of drums in the middle of the trail

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Matt is in the recording studio :)

  • @gusgus4907
    @gusgus4907 Місяць тому

    What is a BDR ??

    • @MOTOTREK
      @MOTOTREK  Місяць тому

      Backcountry Discovery Route. ridebdr.com/

  • @MrRodwatson
    @MrRodwatson Місяць тому

    "My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
    I gots me a tooth brush!
    Just saying....teeth brushes are gooooood 😘
    (ride loose...ride fast....ride far....ride fun)

  • @PeterBaumgart1a
    @PeterBaumgart1a Місяць тому +1

    The previous owner of this channel had a different take on tire pressure making much difference off pavement.

    • @skippynj1979
      @skippynj1979 Місяць тому

      He preferred regular tire pressure but have the pros and cons..

  • @deafadventure7697
    @deafadventure7697 Місяць тому

    Now that’s some high quality H2O… 😂