What Did You Say to an Annoying Customer to Shut Them the HELL UP? - Reddit Podcast

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  • @RobertCampsall
    @RobertCampsall 2 місяці тому +51

    Extra onions: I have never, ever seen "explode" written as "asplode" before and am rather fascinated by the experience.

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX Місяць тому +5

      "Your face aspload!"
      I only know that word because of an anime full metal alchemist. It was in bloopers for the english dub

    • @catlinkerswell3696
      @catlinkerswell3696 Місяць тому +3

      lol yeah Fma bloopers are great
      At the end of it all after the dwarf in the flask is beat and ed and al are chilling on a rooftop
      Ed: so I’ve been thinking…
      We should try to bring mom back.
      Al: how bout I break your other arm

    • @braydenbanks4228
      @braydenbanks4228 Місяць тому

      It also appears in the Dragon Ball parody animation by Oney cartoons.

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Місяць тому +1

      It was a popular meme back when

    • @meredithlyon3142
      @meredithlyon3142 22 дні тому

      I liked "dilute yourself" instead of "delude yourself". 🤣

  • @playerone2424
    @playerone2424 2 місяці тому +40

    "I have a phd, two masters and three bachelors degrees! Don't talk to me like I'm..."
    That's wonderful for you, could you please press 'forgot my password'.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 Місяць тому +7

      The amount of people who think expertise in one area means they can condescend about others is far too many.

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Місяць тому +19

    Patient, so not necessarily a customer, with ESRD looking annoyed and argumentative in my ambulance...
    Patient: "Dialysis appointments are such a pain, what happens if I stop going anyway?"
    Me: "You die."
    Patient: "Excuse me..."
    Me: "You die."
    (Argument over)

  • @cardheon6091
    @cardheon6091 Місяць тому +21

    "You just lost a customer" *the customer holding a cheap bottle of vodka*
    Me: thats fine someone else will replace you
    My manager *walks away trying not to laugh*

    • @willlastnameguy8329
      @willlastnameguy8329 Місяць тому +1

      Customers dont realize how trivial their grievance is, and the two hundred bucks a week they spend is literally nothing to the store, and it doesn't matter if they ever come back because there are always new people coming in. And the employees will only be fired for being "rude" if the manager doesn't like them. Not just because you said to fire them.

  • @FredHorein
    @FredHorein Місяць тому +7

    Customer trying to return an 8 piece bag of chicken that only had two small wings left, complaining that it was burnt: "Look at this. Could you eat this?" My response: "Obviously somebody did."

  • @SirberusKhaos
    @SirberusKhaos Місяць тому +3

    as someone who was a photography major in college, I can say with surety that it is absolutely possible to take bad pictures with a very expensive camera, many of them have enough computers to take much of the user error out, but in the end a bad photographer with a very good camera doe snot become Ansel Adams instantly, you can not buy skill OR taste, and photography requires both, no matter what people think.

    • @brinrin7029
      @brinrin7029 19 днів тому

      As someone who has taken bad photos, I'm sure that even professionals occasionally forget to uncap the lens or accidentally puts a finger in the wrong spot.

  • @Vanilla_Neko
    @Vanilla_Neko 2 місяці тому +27

    Every time a customer tried to throw out some shit like "fuck you I've never shopping here again I would just kind of shrug my shoulders and be like okay have a wonderful day
    They never know how to react
    They always seem to be under the idea that you're going to start like begging and crying and doing everything to keep them as a customer because they've heard stories of managers bending over backwards for Karen's
    They usually just completely shut down when you just act indifferent like "well that sucks anyways next customer"

  • @tiffanyross4266
    @tiffanyross4266 Місяць тому +3

    I had a part time job at the dollar tree. It was rush hour and we were doing a shift change. I was the only cashier open and the line was very long. A few annoyed customers began yelling. I announced over the loud speaker we were currently conducting a shift change and if they could not wait patiently to feel free to leave. A hush came over Jerusalem.

  • @stillaboveground2470
    @stillaboveground2470 Місяць тому +3

    When I worked for a supermarket, there was a cashier who had a complaining customer.
    Customer pointing at each item: "I can get this cheaper at (competing store)."
    After hearing this several times, the cashier said, "Well, why don't you shop there?"
    Later, the cashier got chewed out by the manager for being flippant to a customer.

  • @CJandEllie
    @CJandEllie 2 місяці тому +14

    Managers are worse than customers. At least customers go away. Bosses are there EVERY DAY.
    I hate them ❤

    • @Mango_The_Birb
      @Mango_The_Birb 2 місяці тому +1

      Thank god there are at least SOME managers with a back bone, though- humanity’s still doomed tho. -\_(U.U)_/-

    • @cxmachu
      @cxmachu Місяць тому +1

      Managers should have your back even if you’re wrong in principle and handle that with you outside customer view. That’s what a good manager should do. I should know..I am one

  • @CharlesGriswold
    @CharlesGriswold 2 місяці тому +14

    Story 16: I heard "porn shop" and was wondering why people were bringing in fake jewelry.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 Місяць тому +1

      In the King's dialect, "porn" and "pawn" are homonyms.

  • @nullhazard7569
    @nullhazard7569 2 місяці тому +6

    Story 2 epliogue has my new favorite insult. "Dilute yourself."

  • @mrduckman8381
    @mrduckman8381 Місяць тому +5

    Not me but my mom's boyfriend (he is a receptionist) to an annoying customer.
    Mom's bf: can i help you sir
    Customer: yes i lost my sunglasses, did you manage to find them
    Mom's bf: i'm sorry sir, but we did not find any sunglasses
    Customer: do you have a lost and found?
    Mom's bf: yes we do, but i repeat we did not-
    Customer: how is it possible that they are not there? Everything that is lost must go into the lost and found?!
    Mom's bf: sir we-
    Customer: you didn't even check into the lost and found!
    Mom's bf: sir i'm sorry, but-
    Customer: this must be a joke! How are they not in the lost and found? The lost and found is the place where they must be-
    Mom's bf: SIR! IF THEY ARE *LOST* AND THEY ARE NOT *FOUND* THEY CANNOT BE IN THE *LOST AND FOUND* !
    The customer than left without saying anything.

  • @ZoruaZorroark
    @ZoruaZorroark Місяць тому +3

    i have seen people complain about the price of gas, and the best part, a couple weeks ago, at a gas station that offers ethanol free gas, i saw someone completely flip their shit that the 15 gallons of regular was a bit over $18 more then what they normally pay for at some el cheapo gas station. bare in mind, this station costs a bit more per gallon then shell for E10 gas, and a bit over a dollar more for the E0 gas, and the person didn't read THE BIG SIGNS NEXT TO THE PUMPS STATING ETHANOL FREE nor looked AT THE PRICE

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 Місяць тому +2

      Silly Pokémon, Karens don't read signs.

  • @boisegameshowguy
    @boisegameshowguy Місяць тому +2

    4:43 To clarify, in most of Oregon this fire law is still current. However, a 2017 law change exempts rural counties with populations less than 50,000. I once lived in Ontario, that's how I know.

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 20 днів тому

      I don't buy for one second that it has to do with fire. After 6pm there are no attendants and people pump gas just fine.

  • @vanesag.9863
    @vanesag.9863 Місяць тому +2

    I'm optician and one day and old lady came with her glasses totally crooked and talked loudy to try to shame me in front of other customers. She told me my coworker gave her the glasses like that and proceed to take them off her face and drop them with disdain on the table. My coworker is probably the most obsessed person you would encounter with "the perfect fitting after purchase moment" and that glasses were or crushed or hit. My coworker wasn't there that day and she thought I wasn't going to defend him.
    I looked the glasses, touched them and observed the movement, looked up the woman and with a straigh face asked loudy: and you paid for this? The woman put a Pikachu face and said: sorry? And I answered: I said if you paid for this completely wretched thing because if somebody presented it to me like this I wouldn't pay a cent. Seems to me that somebody sat on it. The woman flushed and said: oh, perhaps one of my grandsons stole it from me. I smiled her sweetly and said: mmm, perhaps.
    The rest of the customers laughed silently. Don't try to shame a person that isn't there to defend himself with an obviously manipulated object. If you tell me the truth I'm going to help you and I know my work and my coworker work and how look crushed sunglasses. I repair eight a day 🙄

  • @fractalgem
    @fractalgem Місяць тому +2

    9:30
    If I wanted to drown a sandwich in honey mustard and the waitress brought out a gallon jug I'd be happy.

    • @brinrin7029
      @brinrin7029 19 днів тому

      My fiancè would be happy if more waiters or waitresses would bring out a gallon jug of ranch when he politely asks for more ranch. Lol

  • @lakraknjeprak2536
    @lakraknjeprak2536 Місяць тому

    not a customer but salesman walked in and she offered milk product. i work as barista and this is how i shut up extroverted person politely. i asked for product that i actually need but she don't have. caramel and chocolate sauce for macchiato and mocca. do she have it? no. do her company sells it, yes. do my demand still related to their product? yes. she need to talk with her boss and leave my workplace. do i refuse salesman politely? yes. do i shut her up from wasting my time listening to advertisment instead of working with actual customer? yes.

  • @jamesbraun9842
    @jamesbraun9842 Місяць тому +2

    They were an annoying manager but the same thing. (Every day, this Walmart manager would come and yell at my boss because we had a truck parked in the lot we were working on. Complaining his staff will have no where to park because all of our equipment is there. One day the boss isn't there manager tries it with me.
    Him "you can't park that truck here if you're gonna do work, theres no where for my workers to park?"
    Me: "Are you actually concerned or are you just yelling to be a bitch?"
    Him :"No I want you to move your truck it isn't hard and stop making the noise"
    Me: "You're the manager of a fucking Walmart, I don't believe you when you say employee parking ". This is a public lot most Walmart manager I've met would tell the employees to go park at the (Closed) Sears parking lot, plenty of space there" Manager walks away doesn't talk to me after that. (Yelling at employee outside on smoke break to move his car to the next lot over. The next day my boss was back and heard about it but didn't care because the problem was solved.

  • @christineheminger7762
    @christineheminger7762 2 місяці тому +2

    How exactly do you dilute yourself?😂 2:19

  • @francesdellaquila8570
    @francesdellaquila8570 14 днів тому

    Worked in 😮pharmacy, man always had snobbish attitude. Asked me if he could drink 😅with a strong RX. I replied only if 😅you want 😮to 😮stop breathing. Never bothered 😅me again.😂😂😂😂😂😂😮

  • @co-jt6gd
    @co-jt6gd Місяць тому

    If story 1 was real (I hope it is), that was BADASS!

  • @karenglenn6707
    @karenglenn6707 Місяць тому

    The one regarding photo printing. I take the worst photos in history, and if 4 of them were ok from a role of 24, then I was happy. People’s heads were always chopped off, scenery would be missing or only partly showing, just pathetic. But at least I knew it and never had a go at anyone for my lack of any photography talent at all. Do Not not blame others for your own incompetence!! 😂

  • @willlastnameguy8329
    @willlastnameguy8329 Місяць тому

    I literally once told a customer to stfu and gtfo of my face, or there would be a problem.
    I was 100% ready to lose my job that day. I didn't though.
    Tip to shoppers. If you're going to berate a grown a$$ man over some nonsense, be aware that they are a grown a$$ man, and may not care about the job that much, or even getting arrested.
    For the record, It was already a very bad day. I'm aware that losing a job isn't "manly", as you have to make money to be a man. But neither is letting somebody talk to you like they're the king and you're the peasant.

  • @originalv5107
    @originalv5107 2 місяці тому +4

    So you’re an adult, and mature enough to drive an effing car, but heaven forbid you put fuel in your own car?? Eff that!! You’re not treating me like a damn child who can’t pump their own gas. Hell, even as a child, I would pump gas for my parents all the time!! Stupidest law I’ve ever heard of!!

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 Місяць тому +1

      I mean I also think it's dumb, but you're acting like a child about the law existing.

    • @originalv5107
      @originalv5107 Місяць тому +1

      @@shadenox8164 acting like a child!?! Well maybe if the law wasn’t treating me as if I were a child??? “What? Fill your own car with gas??? Like you do everywhere else in the world??? Nooo, you’re not mature or safe enough to do that!! We need to do that for you.”

    • @stormdoesgaming8919
      @stormdoesgaming8919 Місяць тому

      @@originalv5107 Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • @CrackersJacks
      @CrackersJacks Місяць тому +1

      Dude chill you don’t even live there

    • @CrackersJacks
      @CrackersJacks Місяць тому

      You’re acting like a baby who needs to change his diaper so bye bye man baby

  • @edsan9788
    @edsan9788 18 днів тому

    I just ignore them or say you're not that important to me

  • @DrIgnacious
    @DrIgnacious 2 місяці тому +5

    Anyone know what the game is? Looks interesting.

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal 2 місяці тому +2

      seems to be one of the Playstation Spiderman games

    • @gamemaster-ew4ko
      @gamemaster-ew4ko 2 місяці тому +3

      Marvel spider-man 2

  • @kelf114
    @kelf114 Місяць тому +1

    It's "explode".
    Not "asplode".

  • @davidgoodman5301
    @davidgoodman5301 Місяць тому

    It was an onion IED

  • @shawncool5496
    @shawncool5496 16 днів тому

    Was being preached at by a nice old lady who did not take no for an answer.. after 30minutrs or so.. i told her that i firmly believed that i was born a monkey and will die a monkey therfor her beliefs did not apply to me.. she acted like she understood and left… i was expecting anything but that..

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 20 днів тому

    Calling BS on the lambo story. First off, we’ve had self serve for a little while now. And secondly, an Oregonian officer wouldn’t do shit about a complaint situation. Trust me, my family knows.

  • @NexusOfChaos
    @NexusOfChaos Місяць тому +2

    idk y but wen u say lieutenant it sounds like ur saying leftenant

    • @mariemcmullen9560
      @mariemcmullen9560 Місяць тому +5

      Leftenant is the British pronunciation of the rank. Due to them wearing their swords on the left side

    • @NexusOfChaos
      @NexusOfChaos Місяць тому +4

      @@mariemcmullen9560 ah, i actually wasn't aware of such. makes sense

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 Місяць тому

      @@NexusOfChaos We, the former prison colony, also pronounce it like the Poms.

  • @dash0mysh
    @dash0mysh 2 місяці тому +20

    For every like this comment gets, I’ll adopt one cat
    Not a bot, just a crazy cat lady

    • @Luixtiter
      @Luixtiter 2 місяці тому +2

      Could you please name one "luis"?

    • @N0v4.fr05t.
      @N0v4.fr05t. 2 місяці тому +1

      name one Celeste

    • @Apple4_Juice
      @Apple4_Juice 2 місяці тому +1

      name on buttons :) or flower

    • @V-jy2rh
      @V-jy2rh 2 місяці тому +1

      Name one buster after my childhood cat which died

    • @GrahamLavelle-hn3sz
      @GrahamLavelle-hn3sz 2 місяці тому +1

      Name one Dante

  • @azizmnasri9514
    @azizmnasri9514 2 місяці тому +4

    6 Seconds ago lol, guess I'm early

  • @starbug2601
    @starbug2601 Місяць тому

    All the movement in the background gives me a headache

  • @lyndamck3446
    @lyndamck3446 2 місяці тому +3

    Story #16. If people are pawning their possessions I'm assuming they are in some form of financial stress. I'm not sure leaving items out on the counter to entrap people and capturing it on cn camera is actually funny. The last bit about walking in front of a bus or a woodchipper is certainly not funny. Shame on the author of this story.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 Місяць тому +2

      Being in financial duress isn't an excuse to steal and then try to fence stolen goods to the place you stole them from?

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 Місяць тому

      @@shadenox8164 There is no excuse for stealing, full stop!

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Місяць тому

      Entrapment is a legally valid defense in some situations.

    • @maxfan1591
      @maxfan1591 Місяць тому

      For all we know, the thief was there to buy, not sell.