1:27 “Crispy!!!! This was not an attempt to show off my simp haircut.” LMFAO. Dude, I’m dying over here in Jersey. My tan lines rn in 2022, look like I went outside naked wearing ‘Dora the Explorers’ backpack. That’s with sunblock and extra coco butter for that melanin. I must admit I do enjoy pressing on peoples sunburn like an Etch-A-Sketch. I myself don’t burn… I just get.. (in my Morgan Freeman/ Uncle Ruckus voice)“… I just get darker.. and darkerr… and darkerrrr…” 10:47 come now. Don’t tease me Vladdy 🫦👅
Yeah, same! I just came directly from CoryxKenshin's channel and had watched his most recent video, reminding us he's retiring from UA-cam at 10M subs. He has 9.3M subs now...
Say GET YOUR DEAD ASS ON THAT DAMN TABLE!! I had a friend who did it. Between paying for the school and the time, it is NOT worth the pay, which is depending on where you work, between 30-40k, you also have to take lots of psych classes to deal with the families. And be on call. There is no, I did part attempt the other. By the time your out of school you’ve done it so many times. It’s not worth the price.
Why cant all streamers be like Vlad. I swear, Vlad is not only entertaining but has logic when playing a game hahah He is the only streamer that doesn't piss me of when playing a game.
@@TimoOoW123 I forgot which game it was, i think the beast inside. I watched other streamers playing it and man, i actually got to the point of annoyance that i had stop watching. Even if vlad sometimes doesn't notice something (which sometimes is how the game was). Its like saying michael jackson farted on stage once haha
I can’t believe I missed a vid, but as always Vladd you made my day so much better. Also, if you pause the vid at 6:36 you see her in the window (right before Vladd said he thought he saw something). ❤️
Vladd I just had a cochlear implant surgery. You're the only one that can make me laugh when I am in extreme pain. I don't know if anyone else has had Vladd your day or not. But he's a true gift from God.
If anyone's reading this now: During MaddVladd's Twitch Sun-Mar-28-2021 he has confirmed there has been a sudden extreme event in the family so videos, streams and so forth will be delayed due to this. Twitch viewers have agreed family comes first. Expect delay in video output.
@@elijahchevins378 He's fine, the grandmom on wife side just developed a cancer behind her ear and it's heavily effecting her and it's pretty serious matter. He said he just has to be with the family right now and he'll make videos at later time because it's on hold 'til after the surgery and stuff because the wife is pretty broken about it and he just wanted the army to know. They got the call just recently that day.
dead bodies are one of my biggest weaknesses and working at a morgue is probably the worst job i can imagine, I would not do this shitty job even if i got 1 000 000 bucks a week fuck that
Having to deal with the grief from a deceased's loved one can be incredibly emotionally draining, as can the age and/or the circumstances of how the person died.
Hmm.. my grandfather owns a funeral and im studying to be a mortician.. as of now i am working as a laboratory aide/morgue attendant at a government owned hospital pretty much i assisted 6 autopsies so far.. im pretty much ready to be an official mortician/embalmer the only thing left is to take an exam pass it to have my license.. nice upload bro.. keep it up 👍👍 bro as a filipino that job really can pay up if your from another country not here in my country.. my uncle told me he was offered $200k and it was yr 1985 or so..
Man I haven't laughed this hard n awhile I like watching u when u play scary games Im literally laughing ao hard I'm crying.ur by far my favorite utuber keep up the good vids
You know Vladd is really being shmint scared , when he gets spooked and at the same time screaming , laughing & singing 🤣 That sums it up pretty much yo LOL.
Ouch!! Many sympathies, Vladd. Tip from a natural ginger? Cold ass shower or an ice bath for as long as you can stand it as often as you can stand to, and lots on ice packs. Pull the heat out of those burns, you'll be fine in a couple days.
Mortuary school has a 50% dropout rate.. I know this because my dad wanted me to do it, apparently the pay is.good.. I can honestly say I would not do this job even if it made me rich.
I can be very draining emotionally. What I mean is having to deal with the grief of others and also the age and how a person died can be difficult to handle, not everyone can switch off so to speak.
is that the SMP that u made Vlad? It looks so cool i like it so much nad you look so much better. We all love you Vladd and the Madd army will always support you!
Actually I think it's kind of funny that you ask that question. So when I was 20 my great-uncle actually owned a funeral home in California. He has been a funeral director for years and actually wanted me to follow in his footsteps and get my mortuary science degree. I was in the process of trying to apply for financial aid and looking into it through the University of Cincinnati when the funeral home actually burnt to the ground. So needless to say I went a different career path. Lol
Okay since you asked. When I was 17 at the Seattle Military Entry Process Center. The army recruiter tried to convince me for 5 minutes to become a morticians assistant based on my test scores. They would have paid me as a Private First Class. Not a lot of money. I turned it down and joined the Field Artillery instead.
I work retail. OF COURSE I would do this job! I'd be happy just to make $30K a year! At least the cadavers won't bitch at me or ask for the manager, and I don't need to worry about them never wearing a mask.
My sister is a mortician and I helped her a few times prep bodies. Fucked up thing, I even helped her with our dad. But on a lighter note, hearing you say Cardioid artery cracked me up...
I used to intern at a funeral home near my house and I loved working in the morgue. You learn so much and each one is different but the process is the same. The only downside and what was very hard was the children and babies. I couldn’t mentally handle processing the younger ones. 😭
I don't think I could be a mortician bc looking could you imagine working the graveyard shift and it only you and the dead body. Let that fester with you for a while
Have a mortuary science degree from John A. Gupton College and have been an embalmer for the past 10 years. Pay can be decent based on where you work and how much experience one has. In my 10 years I have never had this happen.
My cousin is an undertaker. It's a 2 year degree that pays for itself FAST if you're willing to do the work. It can be gut-wrenching at times, but it's not as risky as welding or coal mining, and it's a steady profession that can't be outsourced.
I’d do it and it wouldn’t take much lol. I make about 56k a year and we do about one “lifegift” a week. Which is where an organ donor is kept alive until all the specialists that are going to transplant the donated tissue or organs new recipients. I had to deliver the instruments like the tubing, tocars, and any kind of instruments to the rooms. Many a time I would walk in the room and the “patient” would be alive only to be dead not even 5 minutes later. The first time you see it, it’s very jarring. But you kinda learn to disassociate after awhile.
"I am sunburnt from head to toe. I went outside naked, chasing a pigeon that was holding a valuable relic from inside my house..."
same
The best excuse to use if you don't want to go to school
1:27 “Crispy!!!! This was not an attempt to show off my simp haircut.” LMFAO. Dude, I’m dying over here in Jersey. My tan lines rn in 2022, look like I went outside naked wearing ‘Dora the Explorers’ backpack. That’s with sunblock and extra coco butter for that melanin. I must admit I do enjoy pressing on peoples sunburn like an Etch-A-Sketch. I myself don’t burn… I just get.. (in my Morgan Freeman/ Uncle Ruckus voice)“… I just get darker.. and darkerr… and darkerrrr…”
10:47 come now. Don’t tease me Vladdy 🫦👅
Scariest thing was you screaming at 7:12 bro I was not ready for that 😂
yes bro
Scared the shit out of me bro
IKR
Gave me whiplash
Dr. Seuss' lost book:
"I'm not wearing a hat...
There's a reason for that!"
0:08 those words scared me more than the game
Yeah, same! I just came directly from CoryxKenshin's channel and had watched his most recent video, reminding us he's retiring from UA-cam at 10M subs. He has 9.3M subs now...
To answer your question Vladd, absolutely f’ing not.
LETS GOOOOOO! More Vladd vids to keep me up!
Yeah like.. why Vladd..why do u do this to us?
I don’t watch many UA-camrs play games but I watch this guy I just like him nice fella and plays games I enjoy survival horror games
This vid was 4 years ago i feel like i saw this yesterday
Say GET YOUR DEAD ASS ON THAT DAMN TABLE!! I had a friend who did it. Between paying for the school and the time, it is NOT worth the pay, which is depending on where you work, between 30-40k, you also have to take lots of psych classes to deal with the families. And be on call. There is no, I did part attempt the other. By the time your out of school you’ve done it so many times. It’s not worth the price.
Ok when he went “rrrRAHP” after he read the “slit your throat” on the clipboard I jumped out of my fuckin skin
I'm sitting here thinking "Vladd is going to shit himself at the end of this" 😂
This game has so much potential! He's got to do a full walk through of the entire game when it comes out!
Why cant all streamers be like Vlad. I swear, Vlad is not only entertaining but has logic when playing a game hahah He is the only streamer that doesn't piss me of when playing a game.
Lol, THANK YOU I FEEL THE SAME FUCKING WAY!!!😂😂
I can't agree more. He is just so wholesome. That's why he's the only streamer I ever donated to.
@@TimoOoW123 I forgot which game it was, i think the beast inside. I watched other streamers playing it and man, i actually got to the point of annoyance that i had stop watching. Even if vlad sometimes doesn't notice something (which sometimes is how the game was). Its like saying michael jackson farted on stage once haha
@@scored_leader7041 Yea man, Vlad is a dude you want in a Zombie apocalypse haha
7:12 it make me threw away my coffee
Most people when things get scary: “Time to leave.”
Vlad: 6:44
I can’t believe I missed a vid, but as always Vladd you made my day so much better. Also, if you pause the vid at 6:36 you see her in the window (right before Vladd said he thought he saw something). ❤️
No hat no problem, hairs lookin good Vladd, can't contain myself.
"hair"
@@xiimooniixmoon2988 what does it look like? dont be like that to my boy vladd
I splooged my pants when I saw how nice his hair looked.
@@xiimooniixmoon2988 hey you stole my idea XD
Week 🤔
happy birthday Vladd! live it up, you ain’t 40 yet so enjoy that much. we all appreciate you bro for all you do for us, thank you.
"The autopsie of Jane Doe"-movie
I love that movie
Good movie 😩👌
who is jane doe tho
@@totalcrash5006 it’s who they call a patient that can’t or hasn’t yet been ID’d
@@WeshouldbefriendsUWU r/whooosh
Vladd I just had a cochlear implant surgery. You're the only one that can make me laugh when I am in extreme pain. I don't know if anyone else has had Vladd your day or not. But he's a true gift from God.
If anyone's reading this now: During MaddVladd's Twitch Sun-Mar-28-2021 he has confirmed there has been a sudden extreme event in the family so videos, streams and so forth will be delayed due to this. Twitch viewers have agreed family comes first. Expect delay in video output.
Oh shit I really hope him and his family are okay! :(
@@elijahchevins378 He's fine, the grandmom on wife side just developed a cancer behind her ear and it's heavily effecting her and it's pretty serious matter. He said he just has to be with the family right now and he'll make videos at later time because it's on hold 'til after the surgery and stuff because the wife is pretty broken about it and he just wanted the army to know. They got the call just recently that day.
dead bodies are one of my biggest weaknesses and working at a morgue is probably the worst job i can imagine, I would not do this shitty job even if i got 1 000 000 bucks a week fuck that
I would definitely do this! And they wouldn’t have to pay me much. Aside from the horror elements of this game mortuary work is super important.
Is it just me, or was Vladd scared the most at 9:46 when he realized he was doing the Vikings theme song? 😂🤣😅
My dude lookin fresh af without the hat! Looking good bro!
You deserve so much more recognition man. Funny as shit.
Keep doing what you love vladd!!! When you're happy, we're happy! 👍👍
Nothing better than a new Vladd video, keep up the good work man
That hair tattoo looks great man
At work in the middle of London, cheeky break for some Madd Vladamir 🤪😜
Who the hell actually disliked this video in less than 30 min of it being posted? Dayum these haters be active! Keep it up MADD, you're killing this
Having to deal with the grief from a deceased's loved one can be incredibly emotionally draining, as can the age and/or the circumstances of how the person died.
Damn, that was no joke indeed. Great game concept hope you play the full release some day.
Is there a full release yet? I hope this game doesn’t just die on the side of the road. So much potential
9:52 I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
Did you know the lead singer of Korn was a mortuary assistant before they formed the band
You gotta edit it and put the "fun fact:" or "pro tip:"
no idea what korn is tho
@@totalcrash5006 they’re a nu-metal band from the 1990s-2000s they were pretty popular for awhile
twztdned there still fucken awesome tho, fieldy is the shit
This was the very first video that got me watching this funny man. Thank you, MaddVlad, for making my days better ^^.
1:25 if you can relate then that is scarier than any horror game
Jesus fucking Christ vladd you scared the shit outa me with the scream after the “sl*t your throat” thing.. I need a breather..
Morning Vladd morning all.
To answer your question Vladd it would take around an RN. Salary maybe doctor for me to do this lol.
Morning! :)
Morning to u too
Morning dude
@@djohnnyemaus morning :)
please do more scary games dude they make my day, I swear you are the funniest UA-camr the jump scares have me losing it lmfao
Hmm.. my grandfather owns a funeral and im studying to be a mortician.. as of now i am working as a laboratory aide/morgue attendant at a government owned hospital pretty much i assisted 6 autopsies so far.. im pretty much ready to be an official mortician/embalmer the only thing left is to take an exam pass it to have my license.. nice upload bro.. keep it up 👍👍
bro as a filipino that job really can pay up if your from another country not here in my country.. my uncle told me he was offered $200k and it was yr 1985 or so..
Kaway2x kababayan from Mindanao 😃
@@SpookyRamen QC, Metro manila bro 👍👍
@@kiplingin5023 nice... nakatira ako dyan total of 1 year. Sa UP dorm ko
@@SpookyRamen ahh.. ayos boss.. d2 k bali nag aral?..
@@kiplingin5023 bar exams.po boss hehe balwarte ko during sundays Trinoma and North Edsa haha
That lil laugh at 7:10 killed me 💀
shit that sounds like a wild life bro, sleepin in a chicken coop haha
Man I haven't laughed this hard n awhile I like watching u when u play scary games Im literally laughing ao hard I'm crying.ur by far my favorite utuber keep up the good vids
Hair looks great mate!
i almost died when you screamed at 7:12 🤣🤣🤣
Having a tough morning and thus was LITERALLY what I needed 🙌❤
Vlad: goes outside once
Also Vlad: KWISPY
The only thing more scary than horror games........
The thought of vlad without his hat
I watch you from Turkey bro, ı didn't used to watch game videos until watch your the forest game. So, you are very sincere and natural guy.
I'd easily do this for 80k a year. I mean obviously not in a haunted scenario.
Even haunted, yeah. It's a bit of company & entertainment in an otherwise boring ass job.
@@SierraHarmony 🤣🤣
My name is Brittany I wouldn't mind this job shit I'd even live there 😄
My favorite kinda person while I’m working, one who leaves me the fuck alone and doesn’t speak. 🥰
@@Carriesue1982 that's a cute dog you got there
You know Vladd is really being shmint scared , when he gets spooked and at the same time screaming , laughing & singing 🤣 That sums it up pretty much yo LOL.
Early to the video?! Well, that dead body isnt the only thing thats stiff
Hahahahahaha amen
Hahaha 🤣
YUP... you definitely need to play this when it releases!!! And as far as you question of being able to do this for a career " F*** THAT NOISE"!!!!
They have a movie that’s like this called Jane does body that is pretty scary.
theres also the biopsy of jane doe on netflix, its pretty bad lol
It’s “AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE”. It’s amazing
They have a couple scenes like this in the Netflix show "Haunting of house on the hill"
Really good series and incredibly creepy.
@The Man In Black yeah. I love it
@@benjaminburton2082 yeah that’s it thanks bud.
Ouch!! Many sympathies, Vladd. Tip from a natural ginger? Cold ass shower or an ice bath for as long as you can stand it as often as you can stand to, and lots on ice packs. Pull the heat out of those burns, you'll be fine in a couple days.
Upload speed is just crazy :D
Vladds face when the dead body started talking 😂
Not a chance in hell, a mortician makes like $50k a year. So the assistant probably makes minimum wage or interns.
That sucks ass
Lol he said running out naked second comment of the day
Also GOOD MORNING OUTTER MIDDLE VIEWRS AND SQUADS
vladd the confidence is more present than ever bro looks good
Mortuary school has a 50% dropout rate.. I know this because my dad wanted me to do it, apparently the pay is.good.. I can honestly say I would not do this job even if it made me rich.
I can be very draining emotionally. What I mean is having to deal with the grief of others and also the age and how a person died can be difficult to handle, not everyone can switch off so to speak.
Depends on the job situation if you’re with someone else it wouldn’t be an issue but just by yourself hell no
I’d do it for whatever it just seems like such a cool job!!!
is that the SMP that u made Vlad? It looks so cool i like it so much nad you look so much better. We all love you Vladd and the Madd army will always support you!
Shedding my skin y'all 👌🏾
Edit: Damn this comment is weird asf
You can say that
Hell yeah it's weird
@@desmondmoonilal1791 😂😂😂😂
apparently you haven't 46 and 2
Actually I think it's kind of funny that you ask that question. So when I was 20 my great-uncle actually owned a funeral home in California. He has been a funeral director for years and actually wanted me to follow in his footsteps and get my mortuary science degree. I was in the process of trying to apply for financial aid and looking into it through the University of Cincinnati when the funeral home actually burnt to the ground. So needless to say I went a different career path. Lol
thing has been up for one hour and has 3 dislikes... these haters are some thirsty nutheads ( Love you Vladd)
Nuttiest of the nut bangers Nutella gang
how the hell you know i'm wearing flip flips? they're not stupid, just comfy...
Who watching RN
i was hoping another hour long video, but this'll suffice, you never fail to make me laugh haha
11:35 me knowing I have to wake up and go to work
Nirvana - You know you're right 9:46
Hell yeah!! Good morning, Vladd!!
Okay since you asked. When I was 17 at the Seattle Military Entry Process Center. The army recruiter tried to convince me for 5 minutes to become a morticians assistant based on my test scores. They would have paid me as a Private First Class. Not a lot of money. I turned it down and joined the Field Artillery instead.
DAM VLADD THESE JUMP SCARES ARE GONNA GIVE US A HEART ATTACK! LAST MINUTE JUMP SCARE WAS SPOOKY!
We need some outtakes where your lady comes in and asks wtf ?! 🤣
I work retail. OF COURSE I would do this job! I'd be happy just to make $30K a year! At least the cadavers won't bitch at me or ask for the manager, and I don't need to worry about them never wearing a mask.
My sister is a mortician and I helped her a few times prep bodies. Fucked up thing, I even helped her with our dad.
But on a lighter note, hearing you say Cardioid artery cracked me up...
Idk if Vladd see the guy in the window around 6:35 or he just got scared by the thunder 😂
The noggin looks fantastic man! 🧡 Much love.
My friend was a mortician. But the chemicals started messing with his lungs and he had to quit.
Dude when you said "I dont know you" and then the game said "I know youuuuu"..... FREAKED ME OUT
When Vladd puts those filters on his face I can't help but laugh🤣🤣
Good morning Vlad, already loving the video!!!
I came back to see this video because you told me not to
Good morning guys! Love this channel so much, i cant wait for Sons of the Forest!
“Aaaaaaaaah YEA, WOOO!!”
Literally favorite part of vid and not even 2min in
The embalming machine mimics the pulse of the heart, as it injects the fluid it pushes out the blood.
And it was with that jump scare that Vlad crapped his pants.
I used to intern at a funeral home near my house and I loved working in the morgue. You learn so much and each one is different but the process is the same. The only downside and what was very hard was the children and babies. I couldn’t mentally handle processing the younger ones. 😭
I don't think I could be a mortician bc looking could you imagine working the graveyard shift and it only you and the dead body. Let that fester with you for a while
Lol, another appropriate title for this video is "This game will leave you wanting MORE".
Vlad, the hair treatment/tattoo looks good, very natural looking.
Thank you for being awesome vladd 🤓❤️
Sun tan my ass lol!!! My bro is showing off his new hair!!!! Looks great. Love it bro!!! And you keep up the work!!!
Vlad my man they would have to pay a lot I’m talking 35 to 45 an hour. Love your videos and HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Have a mortuary science degree from John A. Gupton College and have been an embalmer for the past 10 years. Pay can be decent based on where you work and how much experience one has. In my 10 years I have never had this happen.
lmao "kick off you stupid flip-flops". get out of my head!!
New Madd Vladd! It's a good day.
My cousin is an undertaker. It's a 2 year degree that pays for itself FAST if you're willing to do the work. It can be gut-wrenching at times, but it's not as risky as welding or coal mining, and it's a steady profession that can't be outsourced.
😆 looking sharp as always - don't mind the sunburn! Nice haircut 👌
I’d do it and it wouldn’t take much lol. I make about 56k a year and we do about one “lifegift” a week. Which is where an organ donor is kept alive until all the specialists that are going to transplant the donated tissue or organs new recipients. I had to deliver the instruments like the tubing, tocars, and any kind of instruments to the rooms. Many a time I would walk in the room and the “patient” would be alive only to be dead not even 5 minutes later. The first time you see it, it’s very jarring. But you kinda learn to disassociate after awhile.