Dot: Why must I be cursed with great maturity? Yakko: Coming from miss "I'll break ya legs if ya don't think I"m cute." Dot: And what's wrong with enforcing a FACT? Wakko: Maybe maturity's just in the eyes of the beholder. Yakko: If that's the case, we're defs not passing any driver's tests any time these days. Dot: We can literally go anywhere just by walking off-screen. Wakko: Huh. . . surprisingly mature thing to say, way to go Dot! Dot: I yearn for the days of ignorant childhood.
*Alternate Dimension, where Brain is the genius and Pinky’s insane* Brain: gee, Pinky, what do you wanna do tonight? Pinky: the same night we do every night, Brain, try to take over the world >:D
YAKKO: Why are people so surprised when we say the word “shit”? DR. SCRATCHENSNIFF: I’m sorry, but please don’t swear. It’s rude. THE WARNERS: *in the tune of Beethoven’s 5th* Shi-shi-shi-shiiiiit! Shi-shi-shi-shiiiiit!
Wakko: oh wow. Why didn’t anyone tell me that tea tastes different in hot water? *everyone looks at Wakko* Dot: you were putting it in COLD! WATER? Yakko: Wakko. Answer the question, Wakko. Wakko: yeah I thought for like…5 years that people put in hot water cuz they like hot drinks or to speed up the “tea-ification” process. Didn’t know there was an actual reason. Dot: well of course there’s a reason! Why else would I put it in the microwave? Have you seriously never tried it? It takes like 3 minutes! Yakko: yeah it-wait you’ve been putting in the microwave? Dot: well yeah, you think I have the patience to boil it on the stove? I barely have the patience to deal with you 2. Yakko: it takes less than a minute! Dot: well last time I tried to boil a cup of water it took like 7 minutes! Yakko: what are you talking about!? Just put the mug on the stove on medium heat and it’ll boil in 2 minutes. Less if you’re using a sauce pan. Dot: are we using the same stove? Wakko: that sounds like magic. I think I’ll stick to putting tea in cold water. Dr. Scratchandsniff: DO YOU 3 NOT OWN A KETTLE!? Wakko: a what? Dot: what is that? Yakko: I’m not sure, sounds like a weird cup though. Dr. Scratchandsniff: oh my god-if I ever invite you kids to my house for tea you’re banned from my kitchen.
Wakko: And here's our wonderful english class
Yakko is slamming Dot's head against a chalkboard
Yakko: TWI.LIGHT.ISN'T.LITERATURE!
Dot: Why must I be cursed with great maturity?
Yakko: Coming from miss "I'll break ya legs if ya don't think I"m cute."
Dot: And what's wrong with enforcing a FACT?
Wakko: Maybe maturity's just in the eyes of the beholder.
Yakko: If that's the case, we're defs not passing any driver's tests any time these days.
Dot: We can literally go anywhere just by walking off-screen.
Wakko: Huh. . . surprisingly mature thing to say, way to go Dot!
Dot: I yearn for the days of ignorant childhood.
*Alternate Dimension, where Brain is the genius and Pinky’s insane*
Brain: gee, Pinky, what do you wanna do tonight?
Pinky: the same night we do every night, Brain, try to take over the world >:D
YAKKO: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, these are just gardening facts.
YAKKO: Why are people so surprised when we say the word “shit”?
DR. SCRATCHENSNIFF: I’m sorry, but please don’t swear. It’s rude.
THE WARNERS: *in the tune of Beethoven’s 5th* Shi-shi-shi-shiiiiit! Shi-shi-shi-shiiiiit!
Wakko: oh wow. Why didn’t anyone tell me that tea tastes different in hot water?
*everyone looks at Wakko*
Dot: you were putting it in COLD! WATER?
Yakko: Wakko. Answer the question, Wakko.
Wakko: yeah I thought for like…5 years that people put in hot water cuz they like hot drinks or to speed up the “tea-ification” process. Didn’t know there was an actual reason.
Dot: well of course there’s a reason! Why else would I put it in the microwave? Have you seriously never tried it? It takes like 3 minutes!
Yakko: yeah it-wait you’ve been putting in the microwave?
Dot: well yeah, you think I have the patience to boil it on the stove? I barely have the patience to deal with you 2.
Yakko: it takes less than a minute!
Dot: well last time I tried to boil a cup of water it took like 7 minutes!
Yakko: what are you talking about!? Just put the mug on the stove on medium heat and it’ll boil in 2 minutes. Less if you’re using a sauce pan.
Dot: are we using the same stove?
Wakko: that sounds like magic. I think I’ll stick to putting tea in cold water.
Dr. Scratchandsniff: DO YOU 3 NOT OWN A KETTLE!?
Wakko: a what?
Dot: what is that?
Yakko: I’m not sure, sounds like a weird cup though.
Dr. Scratchandsniff: oh my god-if I ever invite you kids to my house for tea you’re banned from my kitchen.