I rolled my eyes when you set up a trans joke, since ive heard them so many times, but the connection between that and male/female pipe fittings and then the plumbing joke was masterful joke writing holy shit. Absolutely hilarious.
What amazes me about him, is that he's got impeccable manners, he only replies when he's being spoken to, he doesn't jump in at any opportunity, unless it's married women 😅
Man.. if I don’t someone else will and nobody will end up on my page. My first set has millions of views but other pages got all the credit. Slowly but surely learning this social media stuff lol THANK YOU!!
You are an absolute savage on the mic brother!!! It's been a pleasure to watch you learn the ropes on the fly! You are so quick with the deliveries. I have a feeling you may not have to drive that 18 wheeler (if you chose not to) as I can foresee a huge demand for you! When you go on tour or are anywhere near me in Milwaukee, WI I'll be there for sure!!!!
Getting Tony a custom belt buckle is pure class. Keep up the appearances brother. Everyone loves the south Texas swagger. The sky is the limit for you!
You are awesome. You have great timing, your pace is fantastic. I really look forward to your progression. Thanks for putting yourself out there. Best wishes in all you do.
Crushing it brother. It’s pretty fuckin killer watchin’ you from the very start figure out your chops and start to get good. Keep them funny’s comin. Will continue to watch with interest from Australia’s Texas (Queensland).
This is working man's wit. Every factory has at least a few guys like Carlos (usually in the maintenance department). The kind of ball busting that goes on, you either learn to be funnier and quicker than the other guy or get used to getting shit on.
Personal critique (I’m not qualified to give at all btw). I think you could be a bit faster with your timing. It was a bit slow. You’re giving great space for laughter but there was a lot of dead air when you were transitioning between sentences and setup punch. Regardless, that’s a great joke!
No, you’re exactly right. I was extremely nervous. Also, I hate making excuses but I had been on the road for a month so this was my first time on stage in like 4-5 weeks. I want to be positive but I personally think I could’ve done a lot better. I appreciate ya, hope all is well!
This guy shoulda won the golden ticket
He did?
This guy is going places.... and he's bringing the horses with him
I rolled my eyes when you set up a trans joke, since ive heard them so many times, but the connection between that and male/female pipe fittings and then the plumbing joke was masterful joke writing holy shit. Absolutely hilarious.
It was hillarious to me... then I had to explain it to my girlfriend...
Its so simple yet sticks the landing for whoever understands wtf hes talking about 😂
What amazes me about him, is that he's got impeccable manners, he only replies when he's being spoken to, he doesn't jump in at any opportunity, unless it's married women 😅
Carlos was chomping at the bit to get this one out! Released this clip literally as soon as he could 😂😂 Love ya Carlos, keep it up brother! 🤠
Man.. if I don’t someone else will and nobody will end up on my page. My first set has millions of views but other pages got all the credit. Slowly but surely learning this social media stuff lol THANK YOU!!
Brother, you need some shirts that say "Hauling Horses and Causing Divorces"
That shit was HILARIOUS 👏
You are an absolute savage on the mic brother!!! It's been a pleasure to watch you learn the ropes on the fly! You are so quick with the deliveries. I have a feeling you may not have to drive that 18 wheeler (if you chose not to) as I can foresee a huge demand for you! When you go on tour or are anywhere near me in Milwaukee, WI I'll be there for sure!!!!
I appreciate you amigo!!
He’s the kinda guy that’s gonna drive around with a flat deck trailer and use that as his stage.
@ if I have to! lol
@@CarlosLopezComedy gotta giter done!
Your moms a savage in bed
Just watched Carlos appearances 1,2,3 back to back. Nice work, Carlos. Glad to see #3 just drop for you.
highlight of an awkward night. also great joke writing!
All the support to you brother. The world needs genuine, funny people...glad to see you're one of them. Keep on trucking
Let’s get this man more Subscribers!! Class Act!! You won a fan in me. Keep rocking brother
You got big things coming to ya! Keep it country people love it!
Dude, i jumped up when the horse hauler from South Texas struted out! He's a killer, for sure!
Getting Tony a custom belt buckle is pure class. Keep up the appearances brother. Everyone loves the south Texas swagger. The sky is the limit for you!
Top 5 funniest pulls in KT
The first time I saw you was a real treat, brother. Sending love from the RGV, you represent South Texas well! Keep up the good work!
Glad to see a fellow trucker making it!!
He should be a regular. He has so much potential. 100% just funny. And brilliant as fuck
My favorite Kill Tony guest!
Absolutely killing it big dog!
Amazing work!! Keep coming back!!
You’re hilarious man. He needs to hit you with that Golden Ticket already.
Absolutely killing it man!!! Love your suave style!
i just saw your first and second episodes today and the third one just got uploaded?! tis a christmas miracle, amazing job!
I appreciate your support!
This guy is the next big thing. i fkn loveeeee it god bless you
Having you and David Lucas in the same episode was fantastic!!
Thank you!!
Carlos you remind me of my uncle and hes a fucking legend! keep up the good work brother we are all watching!
Fuck yeah bro!!! Your timing is perfect and your one liners are hilarious. Genuinely wish you were on more regularly. Subbed!!!
Dude you did great! You have way more advanced stage presence and delivery than any other green comic I have ever seen! Keep going!
Saw your first and had to look you up. Hope you keep going. Good work cowboy
Awesome! Thank you!
Haulin forces dodging divorces. Man he’s got those lines. Everytime.
Such a good premise.
You are awesome. You have great timing, your pace is fantastic. I really look forward to your progression. Thanks for putting yourself out there. Best wishes in all you do.
Thank you!
To be fair to Tony "Carlos Lopez" could have been any out of millions of people 😂
Crushing it brother. It’s pretty fuckin killer watchin’ you from the very start figure out your chops and start to get good. Keep them funny’s comin.
Will continue to watch with interest from Australia’s Texas (Queensland).
I love to hear it, thank you!!
Authentically funny!
Nice representing us Tejanos !
Much love from Sacramento, Ca. Been watching you since your first appearance on Kill Tony
Thank you!!
Lol best set you’ve had on kill tony. I wish they gave you a longer interview on this one. You’re a fucking nut 😂😂😂
You killed it
Fuckin gold bro can’t wait for a full set I wanna hear your take on life. Keep up the hard work man
Thank you!!
Stoked to see you on again!
Fuck yeah Carlos! Represent Sir!
Good job man. Keep on trucking.
Bro you are genuinely it. So different. So funny. Keep doing your thing and I look forward to watching you sell out theatre’s in the future
Thank you, I appreciate that!
Awesome stuff brother, peak of yesterday's episode :D
Killin bro
we love to see it ol son!!!
This is working man's wit. Every factory has at least a few guys like Carlos (usually in the maintenance department). The kind of ball busting that goes on, you either learn to be funnier and quicker than the other guy or get used to getting shit on.
This is the real life Rip from Yellowstone 😂
Watching you from Albania brother. I'm a fan 🙌🏻
Thank you!!
Killing it
this dude is the best
You killed it !
Thank you!!
Great stuff!
Hell yea brother
favorite kill tony comedian. give this man a god damn golden ticket
We need more videos bro! 🤠
Hell yeah Carlos! Haulin horses, causin divorces 😂
Killed it
I didnt think the mexican ---> big crank joke was that hard to understand.
I remember the buckle lol
this guy is so funny
Is this an actual account or a bot account cause this guy is fire
It’s a bot account my grandma made me lol jk
That was a tight minute
Don't keep us waiting for #4
Brother, where have you been!
Yee Hawww
HIDE YOUR SISTERS MOMS AND AUNTIES 😂🏆
🤣🤣🤣
fuck ya bubba killed it all 3 times lookin forward to hearin more jokes from ya especially since you see wild shit livin on the road
🙌🏼
... For some people!
Howdy!
Personal critique (I’m not qualified to give at all btw). I think you could be a bit faster with your timing. It was a bit slow. You’re giving great space for laughter but there was a lot of dead air when you were transitioning between sentences and setup punch.
Regardless, that’s a great joke!
No, you’re exactly right. I was extremely nervous. Also, I hate making excuses but I had been on the road for a month so this was my first time on stage in like 4-5 weeks. I want to be positive but I personally think I could’ve done a lot better. I appreciate ya, hope all is well!
I could easily see you opening for Rodney Carrington up her in Oklahoma
Why the dude with the glasses looking all uncomfortable and weird at the end of the interview he's like my coke wore off
Why they act like this is a random bucket pull? Scripted to hell. But he’s funny so not mad
I promise it wasn’t scripted lol I would have had done a better joke instead of panicking and changing what I wanted to tell last minute 😂
cant get over glassman.... get of the stage, plz
tony and 2 other queens on stage is too much gaynesssss
What did he say he went to the hardware store for?
Parts?
parts for his broken pipes
get him a golden ticket a platinum ticket yall with it? let's stick it. homie is re-WATCHABE c.mon man
i dont get it the comedian has 1 minute to perform and 5 minutes to get judged by tony
glassman sucks dude
He’s terrible
I wanna know who the belt buckle guy is
He’s on instagram @rangereamsengraving
@@CarlosLopezComedyyes sir
The only guy that could make Tony seem gayer than he already is 🫡