The only fix is like making the hitbox larger, which won’t work, because melees would be broken af, I mean, it could work with golden knife to make winning easier, but it would still be broken.
Not all of us on mobile have bad wifi :< You took the effort into pressing read more congrats here's a pancake Thanks for the likes guys 😊 Here's a borgor for your effort into scrolling down
the most funniest part of john screaming is this part 4:47 "AHH WHAT?!! WHAT IS THAT??!! WHY MY SLIDE OF THE SIDE OF THE WALL???!!! I SHOULD BE GOING DOWN ON EARTH!!" and this part 7:09 "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! DID HE SERIOUSLY KILL ME BEHIND THE WALL!!!!! AROUND THE CORNE- NOT FROM ABOVE"
Nobody: Hacker: does headshot alot Me: hes hacking Someone: hes just good Also me: *gets headshotted while doing 360 crouch rocket jumping* Also me: hes freakin hacking Someone: I dont see the point of your sentence
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somebody once told me this game is broken
JOHN ROBLOX first
JOHN ROBLOX yes
JOHN ROBLOX true
Yingcong Zhou nobody cares.
JOHN ROBLOX yes
Can't believe it went THROUGH THE CRACK
Hi again lol
@@kwiiten2032 he is who make the maps
@@kwiiten2032 now you understand why icytea make this comment?
@@kwiiten2032 :V
Fix the map
john : I HATE THIS GAME
also john : *plays this game all day*
Bruh that was me but then I thought, if playing arsenal makes me mad then im in a bad mood , so I stopped playing arsenal and im happy
Lol
@@somerandomstupidrat8870 Same!
This game sometimes make you stress but after playing that you feel better
tower defense sim: are you sure :)
0:38 HowToBasic Confirmed
YEAH LOL
Aresenal: **fixes backstab**
John: **happy gorilla noises**
Ok
You meant to say Arsenal
I guess u mean EVeryBodY
The only fix is like making the hitbox larger, which won’t work, because melees would be broken af, I mean, it could work with golden knife to make winning easier, but it would still be broken.
Arsenal: still didn't fix the hitbox
John: *angry gorilla noises again*
I'm sorry for playing arsenal on mobile :(
OxObYThi gaming me too but i get 60 fps and like 10 ping and backstabs dont ever workand im level 81
Me too im sorry john
.
well i’m playing on mobile too and the FPS has been bad recently ;-;
if you’re a proffessional mobile player then it’s not hard lmao
10:21 WHAT WAS THAT LMFAOO
the ally ur mom
He sayin *n o*
@@idklol3004 n o
0:37 casually testing my voice after puberty
He might be toxic and angry, but at least he isnt wrong about the knife thing.
And other things.
Yeah im done with arsenal
He being angry its what makes him S P E C I A L
him being toxic is x1000000000 times better 💀
0:37 How I think I play
1:10 How I actually play
Same bro
0:36 how it feels to chew 5 gum
Century senses
Odd/Sea hi there it’s true and also...I’m a Mime
10:20 that guy was so scared and moved his head and tried to say no and john was so aggressive against him lol that was so FUNNY
lol
Lol
He neighbors are like “how many pets does this guy own?”
he only owns one which is himself (gorilla)
@@only1lillard989 lol
@@only1lillard989 i heard some woofes too and also a new breed called toxicity trash dog
His*
0:36
Here we got a whole minute of swagger turning into a super saiyan.
the good ol' days
Nobody:
John: **GORRILA NOISES**
Bethesda Games: "Alright, announcing our new game, John Eternal! Play as a gorilla!
When you enter the video 1st thing you hear is John complaining👌
John as a "Audio"
[0:36]
2:40 John Roblox is KreekCraft?
😂😂😂😂 i was gonna say that
3:10 God damn man 😂 it makes me laugh all the time
John never change your mic 😂 it's funny bruh
4:49 were in mars right now
*WHO PUT YOU ON THE PLANET? EUGH!*
My most liked comment Jesus
0:41 telling my kids this was my air raid siren back then
Nobody:
The one kid who’s partying in the party 0:40
This could be
When you bring your friends at a furry convention:
Not funny
Mighty Tox lol
monkey noise
0:36 howtobasic be like:
0:36 These are literally the same sounds that my Hard Drive made when it was dying. It isn't fun, use SSD's.
0:36
When the quiet kid roasts the bully
Game was lags
Guy who lags: headshot
John roblox : wttwttttttttfffffffffffffffff
0:04 Me when My connection says: "Aight Imma head out"
3:51 *EPIC GAMER SINGER MOMENTS
No one :
People who play Roller Coaster : 0:45
0:34 is the start of my ears dying and me laughing hard af
“Oh, Nope, somebody else gave me an assist”
**not a second later*
*”YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”*
Teacher: What is the dog's sound?
Special kids 0:57
😂😂😂😂
Loolollol
I find this offensive to my brother. Dislike.
The Most Valuable Baguette butthurt
Halcethas way to offensive what is wrong with you
2:20 me when I find out online school prepared me 100000 pages of work
So not jumping gives you 100000 pages of work?
0:37 this is how u be a pro
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
F1 cars: 10:57
Lol
"It went through the crack!" - JOHN ROBLOX 2019
0:07 that me raging at Rolve
0:36 - 1:33
Me when i can't even get a kill and then get a streak
Me: I guess that method of screaming to get good aim is true
JohnBlox : "video of me being toxic"
so, just every video he has made , ever
11:03
The ultimate war machine
John when someone have 1 hp: >:OOO 🦍🦍
John when he have 1 hp: :ooo 🦍
John using exact stud measurements: *the scientist*
7:34 when your lucky toxic player.. with golden knife also
0:36
*We can clearly see the effects of drugs.*
3:13 Old Joseph Joestar but it's actually JOHN Joestar.
JOHN JOESTAR
JOHN JOESTAR
John: in Rage Mode
John: plays all day arsenal
ROLVe should add “Tryhard Failure!!” To the John Roblox Voice Pack whenever you get a backstab
3:52 - 4:23 when John starts singing beautifully
me: *playing arsenal*
laggy kid: *backstabs me from the front*
me: "you have made a big mistake..."
*random noises and screaming*
John Roblox: Now THATS content
I usually dont like toxic ppl😂 but this is hella funny
John you need some pain relievers for your throat.
1:00 me when I need to pee but I have 32 kills
Lol I just take my tablet with me.
0:01
And this, is why John stopped simping for 02
Me: I gotta calm down
Got killed
MyMind:I HATE MY LIFE
0:04 when my trash friend gets a 3 pointer in basketball
if roblox add a Voice chat,it would be awesome
I Changed my Name Now It has voice chat on Xbox.
Engine:fails
Everyone on the plane: 0:36
John is a new species of animal that is making terrifying sounds
Plz do more hacker vid this are the most chill videos you posted
Ton Lunk ye
Funny ones to
Like the ones where he beats up toxic kids
@@ricoanmf lmao facts
Yeah
Can we just talk about the fact he did 120 damage with a sten 4:31
John screaming is now one of my calmest noises possible
every once in a while you can hear engineers shouting
Me: Mom, I wanna hire a vocal trainer!
Mom: We have a vocal trainer at home!
Vocal Trainer at home: 0:36
Child : Mom can we go to Zoo i want to see a gorilla.
Mom : Oh we already have at home
Gorilla at Home :
John Zedrick Tibay LOL
John: Wants a fix for backstabs
ROLVE: Hell no
0:45 when you run away from you’re mom when she has the Balt
2:20 oh my god man I LITERALLY JUMPED GOD MAN I JUMPED AND IT DIDN’T WORK!! JESUS CHRIST MAN gOD
:)
*me playing arsenal*
OMG MY TEAM SUCKS WHERE IS MY TEAM *looks the left side of the dude who killed me*
ARE YOU KIDDING?
John Roblox: HOwDy how did he hit me!?
Some random guy from texas: i here a cowboy
The first clip explains my minecraft bedwars experience
0:40 - 1:30
R.I.P John roblox
Cause of death: Being stabbed by Pin-Tac multiple times in a row
When you die from somebody with McDonald's wifi lol
Nah, *KFC's Wifi*
Or Taco Bell WiFi
Subway wifi
Me: *falls backwards*
Some wall behind me: HUG!
0:37 Around me, too, yelling in the arsenal
7:08 gets me every time
When john was added to judge arsenal 7:58
1st judge - trash skin
2nd - nice spawn
3rd - nice aim..
4th - GOD THIS STUPID LATTER
ladder*
Thank you god 🙌
this is ABSOLUTELY ME when im driving!
press F to pay respects to the F button on his keyboard
Press F to Equip next Weapon
Nobody:
John: HE KILLS ME BEHIND THE WALL
the clip at the beginning i can agree like backstabs are garbage broken
'MCDONALDS WIFI' XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i am laughing so hard i fell off my chair
0:37 arsenal but the sounds are replaced by my voice
This was a basic compilation off him screaming
Now my ears are bleeding
Even at the least volume possible, I can still hear gorilla noises from a mile away😂
0:00 icytea is just witnessing this man scream over pixels
4:53
"I SHOULD BE GOINg DOWN THE EARTH"
7:09
"Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyy gooooddd ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyy goddddddd"
THIS GUY KILLED ME BEHIND A WALL >:C
Not all of us on mobile have bad wifi :<
You took the effort into pressing read more congrats here's a pancake
Thanks for the likes guys 😊
Here's a borgor for your effort into scrolling down
I can prove it, cuz I’m a mobile player and I win most rounds
Im not one of them, my moms wifi SUCKS
My phone in arsenal: literally 1 fps
Other guys phone: 300 fps
*Yes* *me* *bad* *wifi*
Thank you for the pancakes... NOM!!
And this is what we call a "epic gamer moment''
the most funniest part of john screaming is this part 4:47 "AHH WHAT?!! WHAT IS THAT??!! WHY MY SLIDE OF THE SIDE OF THE WALL???!!! I SHOULD BE GOING DOWN ON EARTH!!" and this part 7:09 "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! DID HE SERIOUSLY KILL ME BEHIND THE WALL!!!!! AROUND THE CORNE- NOT FROM ABOVE"
I’m on mobile and you hurt my feeling :(
He don’t mean everything he’s says
r/woooosh
Nobody:
Hacker: does headshot alot
Me: hes hacking
Someone: hes just good
Also me: *gets headshotted while doing 360 crouch rocket jumping*
Also me: hes freakin hacking
Someone: I dont see the point of your sentence
whenever i play arsenal and your yt videos are on i always win XD
Everyone: The last melee is ok
Everyone who is rlly know it cancer except John: why does it even exist?!!!
The first clip didn’t make any sense
LOGIC.EXE
If you would like to 1v1 me in Arsenal put your username in the comments lol
First of all, we need to know your skill, second, we don’t care about your like count, WE CAN READ
I’m a complete mental idiot be nice lol
Jacob Apollo i eanna 1v1
GREAT JUST PUT IN YOUR USERNAME AND I WILL FRIEND YOU
0:55
*me when I get roux*
The more accurate name for this video is
"Me screaming about arsenal for 11 minutes"
0:37 John goes through pain and agony playing arsenal
1:03 - 1:14me and my fails