I got mad and ran away from home one night. I spent the night in the field behind our house and came back early in the morning. My parents hadn't noticed I'd been gone
We were going out to dinner but forgot my socks so I went back upstairs. Next thing I know my parents locked up the house and drove away. A minute later they came back and my dad said we noticed you weren't in the car when your song came on the radio and there was no singing coming from the backseat.
It's a good thing your song was on when your parents left the driveway & what if the song was on half an hour in the drive your parents say ahhh. sh%# & would be wondering wear they went. 🤔
My friends are twins. Their mother told me that once when they were babies one of the twins wouldn't stop crying. She didn't know what was wrong because she fed them already. Turns out she fed the same twin twice. I felt so sad for the other one xD
When my daughter was little, she cried one night because she wanted "long hair like a princess". I said, "Sweetie, not all princesses have long hair"' . She said, "Really"? I said "sure, like Princess Diana; she was one of the most beautiful princesses ever". She said "where is she"? I told her the truth: "She was killed in France in a car accident". I don't think she slept that night at all... #DADDYSADUM-DUM
I did the grabbing the wrong hang thing too. I was in line to see santa and went to go grab my moms hand but it was some other mom. Funny thing was neither of us noticed for a moment because she assumed it was her kid without looking at me.
When I was little my dad used to tell me that raisins are actually old people who keep getting smaller and more wrinkly until we put them in our cerial and eat them. Thanks for the nightmares, dad! (at least nowadays I can tease him about becoming a raisin himself :P )
OMG my dad totally shaved his mustache off one time and came to pick me up from daycare and I had no idea who he was. Glad I'm not the only one who experienced this tragedy!
When I was about 2, my mom was having a garden club party, and my dad was supposed to be watching me. When he didn't see me, he just assumed I had gone to join the party. Well, I had decided to go on an adventure, crossing several major streets, and ended up watching some construction guy pour a new sidewalk. When the guy finished, he walked me home. (Luckily it was a straight shot, but 5 or 6 blocks away.) So in front of all my mom's guests, this dirty construction worker stranger man brought my 2 year old self home. 🤣
I'll never forget my mum coming up to me and grabbing both my shoulders and saying; "Honey, THAT is why people think you're gay." All I said was I prefer to wear pants to dresses, I didn't even know there WHERE people who thought I was gay!
Elena R I have a friend of mine got left at church about half a dozen times. Her parents would come to church separately and each would think the other took her home.
Oh that happened to me more than once as a kid! It was just before cell phones became common so I just had to wait for them to figure it out and come back lol
My parents didn't know that I'm allergic to sunscreen when I was little so they put it on me because they thought that the rash I was getting from it was a sunburn
SAME! I found a mineral sunscreen as an adult, but still can’t wear it daily (Babo Botanicals Sensitive Baby). I have to use red raspberry seed oil and can’t live south of Washington State, it seems. 😢 🥂
When we were little my mom would stick us outside as much as possible. At bath time she thought the backs of our hands were dirty & scrubbed them. Turned out they were tan. No sunscreen, 60's.
lol jimmy's story reminds me of the time at the airport when i started circling a guy i thought was my father because he was wearing a shirt like the ones my dad usually wore. i was probably 6 and we were in queue for customs and i was dead beat. i just circled this random dude, rubbing against him like a cat. i feel more sorry for him than me tbh. musta been a bizarre experience for him lol
KattiKat AJ hahahaha! I felt terrible! The evenings are hectic and I kept forgetting! I was like "umm well, sometimes the tooth fairy takes a day or so off..."
They took it from a BuzzFeed video called Parent Lies, in the video the mom told the son that they played the song when all the ice-cream was gone and the son said that he fought they only played one song. -_-
My friend's parents told her the ice cream truck was a music truck. She thought its sole purpose was to drive around the neighborhood playing music. We were about 10 years old when I broke the news to her that it actually sold ice cream.
My mom was irritated with me one night bc I was constantly telling her I was hungry so after supper yelled at me and "PUT YOUR TABLE UNDER YOUR CHAIR AND GO BRUSH YOUR FACE AND WASH YOUR TEETH!" I don't think we ever laughed so hard😂😂😂
once when i was little, i asked my parents if i could go to the end of the rainbow, they told me that if i do i will turn into a bug sized fairy and will be kept in a jar for the rest of my life and will never see my family again...
My mom let me watch Silence of the Lambs when I was eight because I wanted to go to my friends house and she said.. "See honey, this is what happens when you get into a stranger's truck." I was scarred for life.
Once, I fell down on the concrete floor while playing and scrapped my knees so bad it was bleeding profusely. At the point of time, my parents were busy attending to the guests that was at our party so my dad scooped me up, washed my knee of the blood and placed some ointment on it. But one problem, we didn't have any gauze bandages to cover up my injury so he improvised and duct taped the cotton pad soaked with ointment onto my knee. I nearly died trying to get the thing off me the next day. #parentingfail
Two lessons from this- 1. Don't let your kids listen to something you don't want them to emulate, and 2. Don't listen to something you wouldn't let your kids listen to.
Sarah Berkner Back in the days (when kids didn’t have any rights,) some things were just for adults. Where the fuck are we now that parents shouldn’t listen to music they like if it’s inappropriate for kids? “Honey, go play outside while mama and Tupac clean the house.”
@@xAtomicDarlingx I just saw my comment from six years ago (and yours from four years ago lol) and was thinking #2 isn't quite true and that you could enjoy content you wouldn't want your kids to listen to. But kids do pick up on things and learn by example, and some stuff is inappropriate for children because it's just awful in general. Some people choose to stop smoking when they have kids, it's the same principle.
My daughter once caught me and girlfriend while we were getting it on and the both of us really weren't in the mood to give her "the talk," so when she asked what we were doing, we answered we were just playing the tickle game. Lynn (my daughter) immediately jumped on the bed and wanted to play along. #ParentFail
When I was in 2nd grade my mom rolled up the window on my friends head. She had a bruise on her neck and my mom had to explain what happened to her parents. lol
'kay, so here's a parent fail: This happened when I was about 3 or 4 years old when we lived in a trailer park community. My mom's at the time husband drove my brother and me to our cousin's house that sat atop a big hill. Only, he parked with the car facing DOWNWARD on this big, steep hill, as apposed to parking atop it. He then proceeds to exit the car and talk to our at the time uncle as he washed his car. This put them a good 20 feet or so away from this little old car with a stick shift........ After about 30 minutes (we were supposed to go to the store to pick up some groceries for mom who wanted to get started on dinner, and shouting this out the window at him the whole time), the stick shift gave out and sent us plunging down the hill in the rickety old 4 door, me shouting "WHOOOPEEEEEEEEEE! RUN AWAY CAR!!!" and suggesting to my terrified brother (a year younger than me) that we "drive this bad boy all the way to the store and back again" as he cried and shouted for our mom (to far to help) to save us. Needless to say, this got him running down the hill after us, and I must say! I'm impressed he caught up with us. When he reached level with the driver side door, he swung it open (still running) and tried to climb inside, managing only to get his torso into the car as the rest of him dragged along side for about a minute as he tried to wrangle with the stick shift parking. I had just watched a movie or show on t.v. with a run away car and thought the whole ordeal rather exciting. My brother, however, is forever traumatized by it all.
Oh I liked that movie,couldn’t watch it now though. I don’t remember the name of the movie but there was one about a tarantula I looked under the lampshade for a spider every time before I would turn it on or off until I was almost 30.
As a kid I loved watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade like any other kid growing up. Well my favorite part was always The Rockettes! I dreamed about being one until one year when I was five, I guess my dad was tired of me talking about being a Rockette, my dad looked me in the eye while I was going on and on about it said, "You're too short." I cried the rest of the day. #parentfail
Once when I was like 6-8 in Disney World my dad and uncle were ramming our strollers that we were in into each other. Disney police came over and wrote them up.
When I was a kid my Dad took me fishing. Being the idiot I am, I believed him when he said the boat hitting the water hard every few seconds was actually the boat hitting a whales head. I believed him until I was 12 and used it as an answer in front of my year 8 class.
My mom and her younger sister where outside with us kids (my 4 brothers, my 2 cousins, and myself) back when our families shared a duplex. My aunt overheard my year-younger brother's "bright" plan to play Dizzy Tag (a game where a person spins whoever is "it" until they nearly fall down and let them loose to try and catch the other players.) However, my brother's bright plan involved our aunt spinning him, because he said no one else could spin him fast enough to make him dizzy. She declines at first, but soon relents and gives him a spin NONE OF US would soon forget! She spun him so hard and so fast that he actually DID fall down - down the slight hill of our shared yard, and into the side walk! Despite this, he gets up saying that he was fine and demanded to be spun again. THIS time, he bypassed the side walk, tripped, and hit his head on the fire hydrant that stood near our mailbox! He was totally fine, but we never played Dizzy Tag again.....
one time when I was about 15 I called my father to pick me up from the mall, car pulls up, I get in, only to find out that it wasn't my father and that dad was running late to pick me up. Same type of car as well
While it's been six years...can you feel in the large gaping holes in this story? Were you in danger? Did the person let you out of the vehicle immediately?
Omg that happened to me too! We were at a farmer's market (I must have been in first grade or something), and my dad used to wear this dark green winter coat (it was cold during that time), but he'd just bought a new red one. I forgot, so when I wandered off and lost track of my parents, I just went looking for the nearest dark-green coat and took this guy's hand. He stopped, looked down at me, and I looked up at him for like a minute before I let go and said, "Sorry." and wandered away (no running, no crying, just walked away casually). It was in a crowd, and I was wandering around, until finally I got out of it and saw my parents walking away. Turns out, they hadn't even noticed I was gone =.=
one time my family and i were on holidays in mexico and we were crossing the road and my mum reached behind her to grab my brother's hand and she looked over and she was holding on to a nun
My mom was a nurse. The first time I asked about the birds and the bees, her answer was so technical that I had to ask again a few years later just to make sure I understood. #ParentFail
When I was like six, my dad told me that the bump that I had gotten on my arm was where a spider had laid its eggs. O.o To this day, spiders terrify me.
My mom, about 7 years ago, was outside with my brothers when she decided it would be fun to send one of my younger sibs down the hill in our front yard in a wagon. It was sometime in the winter months and it had snowed and iced over fairly well - a little too well...... She put him in the wagon, however, and sent him on his way, only for the wagon to swerve off course and start to head down the hilled street, instead. This should have frightened every witness to the situation - except for the fact that my brother's screams had them all doubled over with so much laughter, that I thought they might follow suit, rolling down that icy road in copious amounts tumultuous laughter. All anyone could hear for miles away was "MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" as my little brother careened down the icy hill with shouts of "JORDAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HIT THE BRAKES!" following from my mom and shouts of "TURN THE WAGON!" from another of my brothers. All this got in response was, "I CAN'T!" and "I DON'T KNOW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" as he suddenly swerved into our neighbors drive way. Soon after the sound of a crash as the wagon finally tipped and spilled him quite unceremoniously onto the snow covered pavement of their driveway. My other brother soon retrieved him and brought him home, unharmed but shaken.
My dad's a theatre nerd, and he raised me into one, exposing me to some shows a bit too early. "Tommy" was always a favorite. I wonder what my mom thought the first time I came home from dad's singing "I'm the GYPSAAAY, the ACID QUEEN... PAYYY before we STAAAART"
I was in the bus once and there was this little kid standing beside me and I thought it was my little brother so I playfully hit him. My little brother turned out to be standing on the other side..
My parents never put limits on what I could read. I read one of my mom's Sidney Sheldon novels and learned what a snuff movie was. I was SEVEN. #ParentFail
I remember when i was probably 3, I was so used to my mom picking me up from preschool that when my dad came instead, I started screaming and crying when he tried to take me home and they had to call my mom and (almost) the police.
I was in a clothing store and felt something on my leg. It was a tiny boy who thought I was his mother. I'll never forget the look of horror on his face.
my dad and I were walking through an Albertsons grocery store for over 20 minutes when I walked behind him and saw that he had a gigantic hole in the butt of his pants.... he wasn't wearing any underwear... so yeah, for over 20 mins people were staring at his butt... I walked right behind him the rest of the time holding his shirt down... talk about embarrassing.
Once when I was in the seventh grade I was talking to a boy I liked when my dad drove up. He flipped when he saw us talking so he put on sunglasses and drove up super slow in his black Honda, and the guy ran. I didn't notice the reason he ran until I got into the car- he was wearing his "My Gun Cleaning Hat" with fake bullet holes that he got for a quarter at a yard sale.
When I was a baby my mom wouldn't let my older sister, was eight or nine at the time bathe me. My dad didn't know that and let her do it one day when my mom wasn't home. Since I was wet I slipped right out of her hands onto the ground. I was ok though. I like to say that I was born stupid, but since my sister dropped me on my head, I became smart. Now I'm a straight A student, so if my joke is correct, then thank goodness for my sly older sister. #Parentfails
When I was really little my family went to the beach and I was on my dads back because i couldn't swim an a wave knocked us over. I grabbed a handful of sand thinking it was my dads hair and pulled... also thinking I'd just ripped my dads hair out.
+John A Parents were probably listening to it with their kid in the car. Its amazing how many of my friends listen to pop music with their kids in the car and then they start singing it.
+John A Doggystyle by snoop was my favorite album when I was in 1st grade, because my Dad listened to it all the time in his car, and all he rapped about in that album were hoes and weed. Maybe that's why I curse so much nowadays....
in 4th grade my dad was a single parent with us so he decided to go cheap and cut my hair but the only hair cut he knew how to do was a bowl cut . dont do that to your daughter! worst hair style ever!
One time when I was in kindergarten this man had the same car as my mom so me and my brother climbed and started to talk about our day and then we looked and saw the man and freaked out
We live in a town where we have these big ass Steel doors they'd close whenever it's the curfew (If you're out after yo' on your own) So when my brother was about to be born, my relatives we're freaking out and they asked the dude in charge of the door to open it. My mom couldn't take it anymore and basically almost murdered the dude and screamed to open the door or She wont be the only one with a bloody body. Mom got driven to the hospital. At this point you might ask, well what happened to me (if you didn't it's okay you're not the only one T-T) I was only five and they left me alone, chubby small legs couldn't keep up and they left me o3o. So i ate basically like cereal for dinner and fell asleep. They remembered me in the morning, by then i was holding a pretty big dislike to my brother o-o
When I was younger and learning my first words, my dad told me that dandelions where called elephants and elephants where called dandelions. Both my parents let it play on for 2 years.
When I have kids, on chritmas, I'm gonna have gifts from me, my wife, Santa, and then in the corner, there'll be one from Satan with the list of bad things he/she's done.
***** yeah i know i just totally forgot that the two series i switched between were two different people, since it was a small clip and the didn't really show jimmy kimmel on camera.
u guys r on twitter right? *crowd screams* *jimmy compliments twitter* We use twitter n our show every single week so if you watch our show and you wanna play along this game we do this thing every Wendsday night where i send out a hashtag & we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic *starts to mention topic he chose and reason behind it..usually its the reason first and then the topic, goes on to include audience because we need to make sure they feel important too * We got 1000's of tweets . REALLY funny stuff in fact within (almost always 20 minutes but seeing as jimbob here is sleep deprived as a new parent he said half an hour which in fact is the amount of time he wants to sleep) it was a trending topic in the US. SO thank you for those tweets i appreciate that. And now i thought i'd share some of my favourite * topic* tweets from you guys here we go..... no i am not the script writer but whoever is does alot of copy n pasting using this format..love that i can lipsync to this lmfao...dont change this format jimmy EVER!!!
Skip to 0:59 if you want to skip straight to the #'s
I'll be posting comments like these on a few more of these vids.
Thank you!!
Chloe Thorpe Np. Glad I could helped you :)
Douglas Riese You the real MVP
Thanks x
Thank you :)
I got mad and ran away from home one night. I spent the night in the field behind our house and came back early in the morning. My parents hadn't noticed I'd been gone
I Like You how old were you?
AmethystEyes I'm not sure. Probably around 10
I Like You
Well, at that age did you put yourself to bed? Cause they could have thought that you did. lol
AmethystEyes I don't remember a time when I didn't put myself to bed haha
I Like You
There you go! You were responsible enough that they never had to worry... or check . lol
We were going out to dinner but forgot my socks so I went back upstairs. Next thing I know my parents locked up the house and drove away. A minute later they came back and my dad said we noticed you weren't in the car when your song came on the radio and there was no singing coming from the backseat.
Gabby Kai 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's a good thing your song was on when your parents left the driveway & what if the song was on half an hour in the drive your parents say ahhh. sh%# & would be wondering wear they went. 🤔
Classic
That's a win
My friends are twins. Their mother told me that once when they were babies one of the twins wouldn't stop crying. She didn't know what was wrong because she fed them already. Turns out she fed the same twin twice. I felt so sad for the other one xD
that is so funny
lol
how could she know after the fact that she fed the same baby twice?
Patrizsche: Because the one that didn't get fed finally shut up when she fed the right one. Plus mothers instinct maybe...
Stephaney Gangadin mother's instinct lol you're funny
When my daughter was little, she cried one night because she wanted "long hair like a princess". I said, "Sweetie, not all princesses have long hair"' . She said, "Really"? I said "sure, like Princess Diana; she was one of the most beautiful princesses ever". She said "where is she"? I told her the truth: "She was killed in France in a car accident". I don't think she slept that night at all... #DADDYSADUM-DUM
Two words: Snow White. ;)
+ShadeOf Pinks hahaha true enough. Ive got no Disney chops...
+Estella Marshall We mean well, honest : )
Hey if you can't laugh at yourself every now and then what's the point, right?
Diana wasn't a princess when she died so all's well
When I was six my dad put me in his huge sweatpants and convinced me I was shrinking instead of growing.
What a story xD.. I have to do it ^^
That is awesome. Now it's your turn to do the same thing to your kids. :)
Sorry, that's just funny. 😄
I did the grabbing the wrong hang thing too. I was in line to see santa and went to go grab my moms hand but it was some other mom. Funny thing was neither of us noticed for a moment because she assumed it was her kid without looking at me.
WHERE IS HER KID
+Maddy Krebs It happened to me too
Same thing, we were at the fish and chips shop and I hugged my mum and said "I love you!". It was not my mum at all.
+Maddy Krebs I once hugged the wrong mom when I was little. Thank god those years are over
+Maddy Krebs I did the same thing, but it was creepy because I was 22 at the time.
When I was little my dad used to tell me that raisins are actually old people who keep getting smaller and more wrinkly until we put them in our cerial and eat them.
Thanks for the nightmares, dad!
(at least nowadays I can tease him about becoming a raisin himself :P )
I don't have kids but I'm going to tell them that when I do so you can tell your dad thanks!
schattentaenzerin This made me laugh so hard I cried! Just about one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Horrible, but hilarious!
Oh my god I'm so sorry 😂😂😂
That's terrible but made me laugh oh so hard.😂😂
OMG my dad totally shaved his mustache off one time and came to pick me up from daycare and I had no idea who he was. Glad I'm not the only one who experienced this tragedy!
Same here. I only noticed when he started speaking, but it took a while.
On a hashtags binge at 1 in the morning
BandomsVSFandoms same
BandomsVSFandoms 2 in the morning here now, and no sign of stopping with these videos.
Matthew Froehlich 4 in the morning...
BandomsVSFandoms 4 am here
BandomsVSFandoms 1 am buddy!!!!!
once I had a field trip on my birth day and my mom remembered the field trip and not my birth day
It's like "Hey mom, I'm so excited today!" "I know, hope you love your field trip!" "-_-"
Happy belated birthday :)
Loooool that’s sad
Well you can always remind your parents remember the field & you forgot my birthday.
Ouch xD
When I was about 2, my mom was having a garden club party, and my dad was supposed to be watching me. When he didn't see me, he just assumed I had gone to join the party. Well, I had decided to go on an adventure, crossing several major streets, and ended up watching some construction guy pour a new sidewalk. When the guy finished, he walked me home. (Luckily it was a straight shot, but 5 or 6 blocks away.) So in front of all my mom's guests, this dirty construction worker stranger man brought my 2 year old self home. 🤣
I'll never forget my mum coming up to me and grabbing both my shoulders and saying; "Honey, THAT is why people think you're gay."
All I said was I prefer to wear pants to dresses, I didn't even know there WHERE people who thought I was gay!
Oh man, I guess your Dad felt bad! Guess your Mom was ticked too...😃😃
Oh my frig! 🤣 Thank goodness he was a good man!!!!
Ohhhhh someone would be in big trouble, lol....
@@sarahcaitlyn88
He was a good man.
Thankfully!
My parents once left me at church and didn't realise I was gone until they got home.
same, but i was at a parents friend's house.
this was that time when you lost the faith
Well,at least you didn't end up alone with the priest,did u?
Elena R I have a friend of mine got left at church about half a dozen times. Her parents would come to church separately and each would think the other took her home.
Oh that happened to me more than once as a kid! It was just before cell phones became common so I just had to wait for them to figure it out and come back lol
When my mom told my dad to call 911, because I was going to be born. He was so frantic, he said. What's the number for 911?!
Eh! 911 is for emergencies only! You call 911, I call the cops!
@@broadwaylover5384 What lol
😂😂😂😂
Why not drive to hospital instead? 😂
@@broadwaylover5384 Have you ever given birth? It's definitely an emergency. Literally a life or death situation
My mom used to turn the clock ahead one hour so we would think it was 8pm when it was like 7pm and had to go to beds
That's a parent win.
My mother and yours must have a club
Gigi Shobaki The Daylight Savings Time Club
That's Smart
Very smart 😂
Woohoo! Last video in the playlist. Back to regularly scheduled life.
+Rob Porritt INDEED
same
saaaaaame
lmao samee
Rob Porritt which hastags video was that in which there was a hastag from dumbdonald
My parents didn't know that I'm allergic to sunscreen when I was little so they put it on me because they thought that the rash I was getting from it was a sunburn
All sunscreen? Or just the particular brand your parents used?
SAME! I found a mineral sunscreen as an adult, but still can’t wear it daily (Babo Botanicals Sensitive Baby). I have to use red raspberry seed oil and can’t live south of Washington State, it seems. 😢 🥂
When we were little my mom would stick us outside as much as possible. At bath time she thought the backs of our hands were dirty & scrubbed them. Turned out they were tan. No sunscreen, 60's.
@@RinJackson All of it
lol jimmy's story reminds me of the time at the airport when i started circling a guy i thought was my father because he was wearing a shirt like the ones my dad usually wore. i was probably 6 and we were in queue for customs and i was dead beat. i just circled this random dude, rubbing against him like a cat. i feel more sorry for him than me tbh. musta been a bizarre experience for him lol
If you could only hear me wheezing.....
Dude probably freaked the hell out like "wtf is happening? Is this how you get kids? Im not ready yet"
"Merry Christmas, Love Satan."
I'M STILL LAUGHING
I forgot to put the tooth fairy money under my daughter's pillow- 3 nights in a row. lol
+Lady Läderlapp lool...
Are you my mom? She forgot it for 3 days in a row aswell.
KattiKat AJ hahahaha! I felt terrible! The evenings are hectic and I kept forgetting! I was like "umm well, sometimes the tooth fairy takes a day or so off..."
+ChrissyH I put it at the foot of my bed one night and my dad woke me up looking for the tooth, illusion shattered.
ChrissyH
Lol my mom always said that XD
Finally finished watching every hashtag video. Now I have to wait a week for each new one.
Loved the ice cream story.
Lol, my dad used to do that too... :)
They took it from a BuzzFeed video called Parent Lies, in the video the mom told the son that they played the song when all the ice-cream was gone and the son said that he fought they only played one song. -_-
Paris Yanez I saw that one
My friend's parents told her the ice cream truck was a music truck. She thought its sole purpose was to drive around the neighborhood playing music. We were about 10 years old when I broke the news to her that it actually sold ice cream.
@Sian Davis they play every song you can imagine! But they are mostly stupid kid songs. I have to say I've never heard them play Greensleeves. LOL
My dad was angry at Google one because he couldn't find the lyrics to Jingle bells. I checked why, he typed in Single bells instead.
lol
One time when I was in costco with my dad when I was 5 I thought I hugged him but I hugged an employee😂😂
My mom was irritated with me one night bc I was constantly telling her I was hungry so after supper yelled at me and "PUT YOUR TABLE UNDER YOUR CHAIR AND GO BRUSH YOUR FACE AND WASH YOUR TEETH!" I don't think we ever laughed so hard😂😂😂
When my mom and her siblings were kids, my grandma would make them wear socks with their sandles
Iohhhgg
once when i was little, i asked my parents if i could go to the end of the rainbow, they told me that if i do i will turn into a bug sized fairy and will be kept in a jar for the rest of my life and will never see my family again...
Ummmmm
SamDoesStuff:P The fact that your pic is derpy Suho makes it 10x better 😂
3:50 I thought he was about to say "That wasn't his finger" XD XD XD
Jack Le Would have been funnier XD
+Jack Le me too lol
Would've been more creepy since nothing at that second was done like move away of something xD
My mom let me watch Silence of the Lambs when I was eight because I wanted to go to my friends house and she said.. "See honey, this is what happens when you get into a stranger's truck." I was scarred for life.
I bet you never got in a car with anyone though huh?
Hey, thats a good idea!
That's what I do to my kids🤣🤣
Once, I fell down on the concrete floor while playing and scrapped my knees so bad it was bleeding profusely. At the point of time, my parents were busy attending to the guests that was at our party so my dad scooped me up, washed my knee of the blood and placed some ointment on it. But one problem, we didn't have any gauze bandages to cover up my injury so he improvised and duct taped the cotton pad soaked with ointment onto my knee. I nearly died trying to get the thing off me the next day. #parentingfail
Wow that had to hurt
Two lessons from this- 1. Don't let your kids listen to something you don't want them to emulate, and 2. Don't listen to something you wouldn't let your kids listen to.
Sarah Berkner Back in the days (when kids didn’t have any rights,) some things were just for adults. Where the fuck are we now that parents shouldn’t listen to music they like if it’s inappropriate for kids? “Honey, go play outside while mama and Tupac clean the house.”
@@xAtomicDarlingx I just saw my comment from six years ago (and yours from four years ago lol) and was thinking #2 isn't quite true and that you could enjoy content you wouldn't want your kids to listen to. But kids do pick up on things and learn by example, and some stuff is inappropriate for children because it's just awful in general. Some people choose to stop smoking when they have kids, it's the same principle.
My daughter once caught me and girlfriend while we were getting it on and the both of us really weren't in the mood to give her "the talk," so when she asked what we were doing, we answered we were just playing the tickle game. Lynn (my daughter) immediately jumped on the bed and wanted to play along. #ParentFail
youtube isn't your fucking therapist #ew #sorryboutit
actualrabbit rin is just telling a story calm down -.-
That would scar me for life haha funny story tho
am I the only one who does not want to like Rin Hazuki comment because it's on 69 likes right now....
actualrabbit It's also not twitter. #hypocrite
When I was in 2nd grade my mom rolled up the window on my friends head. She had a bruise on her neck and my mom had to explain what happened to her parents. lol
'kay, so here's a parent fail: This happened when I was about 3 or 4 years old when we lived in a trailer park community. My mom's at the time husband drove my brother and me to our cousin's house that sat atop a big hill. Only, he parked with the car facing DOWNWARD on this big, steep hill, as apposed to parking atop it. He then proceeds to exit the car and talk to our at the time uncle as he washed his car. This put them a good 20 feet or so away from this little old car with a stick shift........
After about 30 minutes (we were supposed to go to the store to pick up some groceries for mom who wanted to get started on dinner, and shouting this out the window at him the whole time), the stick shift gave out and sent us plunging down the hill in the rickety old 4 door, me shouting "WHOOOPEEEEEEEEEE! RUN AWAY CAR!!!" and suggesting to my terrified brother (a year younger than me) that we "drive this bad boy all the way to the store and back again" as he cried and shouted for our mom (to far to help) to save us. Needless to say, this got him running down the hill after us, and I must say! I'm impressed he caught up with us. When he reached level with the driver side door, he swung it open (still running) and tried to climb inside, managing only to get his torso into the car as the rest of him dragged along side for about a minute as he tried to wrangle with the stick shift parking. I had just watched a movie or show on t.v. with a run away car and thought the whole ordeal rather exciting. My brother, however, is forever traumatized by it all.
I'm guessing your mom divorced him?
Ill just pretend I was patient enough to complete the whole story....
start at 1:04
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My dad told another person's kid that if she wanted donuts to plant some cheerios in the yard... sadly she tried to lol XD
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my parents made me watch "Birds" when i was 7. I was terrified of seagulls for weeks after that.
What were they thinking?!
Omg to this day I’m terrified of birds...even the shadows of them flying over send me into an inward panic
My dad let me watch "dressed to kill" when i was 6. I'm still scared of elevators an Michael Caine
Oh I liked that movie,couldn’t watch it now though. I don’t remember the name of the movie but there was one about a tarantula I looked under the lampshade for a spider every time before I would turn it on or off until I was almost 30.
Covering baldness with magic marker? That's a Calvin and Hobbes story line!
Dear sir, you made my day, I thought I was one of the last few who read that! :3
Heley Johnson That comic strip was my childhood :')
Mike Algiers Mine, too. :)
As a kid I loved watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade like any other kid growing up. Well my favorite part was always The Rockettes! I dreamed about being one until one year when I was five, I guess my dad was tired of me talking about being a Rockette, my dad looked me in the eye while I was going on and on about it said, "You're too short." I cried the rest of the day. #parentfail
What's a rockette? Lol great story
My dad did that to me about being a gymnast (I'm 5'9"). He squashed my dream before I even had a chance to really pursue it.
Once when I was like 6-8 in Disney World my dad and uncle were ramming our strollers that we were in into each other. Disney police came over and wrote them up.
Anna Kate Littlejohn lol
Disney has police???
I can only imagine!
When I was a kid my Dad took me fishing. Being the idiot I am, I believed him when he said the boat hitting the water hard every few seconds was actually the boat hitting a whales head. I believed him until I was 12 and used it as an answer in front of my year 8 class.
My mom and her younger sister where outside with us kids (my 4 brothers, my 2 cousins, and myself) back when our families shared a duplex. My aunt overheard my year-younger brother's "bright" plan to play Dizzy Tag (a game where a person spins whoever is "it" until they nearly fall down and let them loose to try and catch the other players.) However, my brother's bright plan involved our aunt spinning him, because he said no one else could spin him fast enough to make him dizzy. She declines at first, but soon relents and gives him a spin NONE OF US would soon forget! She spun him so hard and so fast that he actually DID fall down - down the slight hill of our shared yard, and into the side walk! Despite this, he gets up saying that he was fine and demanded to be spun again. THIS time, he bypassed the side walk, tripped, and hit his head on the fire hydrant that stood near our mailbox!
He was totally fine, but we never played Dizzy Tag again.....
OMG this is so old...😂😂😂 I'm watching in 2016❤️
Same your beautiful trying to DM
I just finished the playlist xD
same here :D
kylie michele watching in 2017
kylieee 2018
one time when I was about 15 I called my father to pick me up from the mall, car pulls up, I get in, only to find out that it wasn't my father and that dad was running late to pick me up. Same type of car as well
The guy was arrested & died in prison.
ivenstorm L*
Negative Ives it's not a parent fail, man, it's yours 🙌🏼
I died
While it's been six years...can you feel in the large gaping holes in this story? Were you in danger? Did the person let you out of the vehicle immediately?
The ice cream truck and Santa ones were freaking hilarious!!
Omg that happened to me too! We were at a farmer's market (I must have been in first grade or something), and my dad used to wear this dark green winter coat (it was cold during that time), but he'd just bought a new red one. I forgot, so when I wandered off and lost track of my parents, I just went looking for the nearest dark-green coat and took this guy's hand. He stopped, looked down at me, and I looked up at him for like a minute before I let go and said, "Sorry." and wandered away (no running, no crying, just walked away casually). It was in a crowd, and I was wandering around, until finally I got out of it and saw my parents walking away. Turns out, they hadn't even noticed I was gone =.=
one time my family and i were on holidays in mexico and we were crossing the road and my mum reached behind her to grab my brother's hand and she looked over and she was holding on to a nun
oh my god... ur comment killed me
she must of really wanted to take that nun with her lol
I Think The Dad Who Wrote Satan on His Daughter’s Christmas Present Probably Did it on Propose as a Prank
Did you spell it propose on purpose as a prank?
The forbidden fruit was the present.
Well that’s one way to tell your kid they got coal
Doubtful
My mom was a nurse. The first time I asked about the birds and the bees, her answer was so technical that I had to ask again a few years later just to make sure I understood. #ParentFail
the satan one blew me away,i almost spat the food out of my mouth laughing
When I was like six, my dad told me that the bump that I had gotten on my arm was where a spider had laid its eggs. O.o To this day, spiders terrify me.
The Satan one killed me x'D
these comments are just as entertaining as the tweets in the video
it always becomes a trending topic within a half hour
My mom, about 7 years ago, was outside with my brothers when she decided it would be fun to send one of my younger sibs down the hill in our front yard in a wagon. It was sometime in the winter months and it had snowed and iced over fairly well - a little too well......
She put him in the wagon, however, and sent him on his way, only for the wagon to swerve off course and start to head down the hilled street, instead. This should have frightened every witness to the situation - except for the fact that my brother's screams had them all doubled over with so much laughter, that I thought they might follow suit, rolling down that icy road in copious amounts tumultuous laughter. All anyone could hear for miles away was "MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
as my little brother careened down the icy hill with shouts of "JORDAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HIT THE BRAKES!" following from my mom and shouts of "TURN THE WAGON!" from another of my brothers.
All this got in response was, "I CAN'T!" and "I DON'T KNOW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" as he suddenly swerved into our neighbors drive way. Soon after the sound of a crash as the wagon finally tipped and spilled him quite unceremoniously onto the snow covered pavement of their driveway. My other brother soon retrieved him and brought him home, unharmed but shaken.
I love the narration. Sounds like a short story from Stephen King :)
@Allison Hunter nice story
My mom once forgot my birthday and asked me how to plan my sister's party
I haven't laughed this hard in along time....I needed that, it's been a rough week
What!? but I wanted a present from Satan. All I got was a present from Santa.
he starts all the Hashtag videos with, "You guys are on Twitter right?"
I just love Jimmy and Higgins so much.
My dad's a theatre nerd, and he raised me into one, exposing me to some shows a bit too early. "Tommy" was always a favorite. I wonder what my mom thought the first time I came home from dad's singing "I'm the GYPSAAAY, the ACID QUEEN... PAYYY before we STAAAART"
I was in the bus once and there was this little kid standing beside me and I thought it was my little brother so I playfully hit him. My little brother turned out to be standing on the other side..
My parents never put limits on what I could read. I read one of my mom's Sidney Sheldon novels and learned what a snuff movie was. I was SEVEN. #ParentFail
Higgins doing Satans voice is the funniest thing😂
I'm actually crying from it 😂😂😂😂
amazing how every hashtag become a trending topic in half an hour. :L
hehehe you know it! :)
+Soxxielou x I can't STAND how he says that every. single. time! I've started skipping ahead 1 min. on every video and hit mute on the TV.
hahaha me too! Jenn Hoff
+Soxxielou x yeah i know, what if it was 29 minutes
Twenty minutes every time!
My mom did the piñata thing too. She thought they came pre-filled 😂
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That's how I used to cry if I was trying to talk
Yas! I've done with my Hastags Marathon! 😂😂😂
I remember when i was probably 3, I was so used to my mom picking me up from preschool that when my dad came instead, I started screaming and crying when he tried to take me home and they had to call my mom and (almost) the police.
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Teacher: This man is trying to pick up his son.
Operator: ???
I was in a clothing store and felt something on my leg. It was a tiny boy who thought I was his mother. I'll never forget the look of horror on his face.
my dad and I were walking through an Albertsons grocery store for over 20 minutes when I walked behind him and saw that he had a gigantic hole in the butt of his pants.... he wasn't wearing any underwear... so yeah, for over 20 mins people were staring at his butt... I walked right behind him the rest of the time holding his shirt down... talk about embarrassing.
Once when I was in the seventh grade I was talking to a boy I liked when my dad drove up. He flipped when he saw us talking so he put on sunglasses and drove up super slow in his black Honda, and the guy ran. I didn't notice the reason he ran until I got into the car- he was wearing his "My Gun Cleaning Hat" with fake bullet holes that he got for a quarter at a yard sale.
Beautiful disguise.
Lmfao That's ridiculous!!! I would die if that hapoened to me!
When I was a baby my mom wouldn't let my older sister, was eight or nine at the time bathe me. My dad didn't know that and let her do it one day when my mom wasn't home. Since I was wet I slipped right out of her hands onto the ground. I was ok though. I like to say that I was born stupid, but since my sister dropped me on my head, I became smart. Now I'm a straight A student, so if my joke is correct, then thank goodness for my sly older sister. #Parentfails
When a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide too h-
Oh no no no no no no where did u cooommme from?
My place, where'd ya think?
"I'll open this later.…"
My mom did the same thing, she forgot to put candy in the piñata on my birthday!
Last one killed me. XD
Omg, these all cracked me up..😂😂😂
"I forgot to fill the piñata with candy at my daughter's birthday party."
My response: "Beating a dead horse much?"
XD
it’s me i’m the daughter
When I was really little my family went to the beach and I was on my dads back because i couldn't swim an a wave knocked us over. I grabbed a handful of sand thinking it was my dads hair and pulled... also thinking I'd just ripped my dads hair out.
Get thee behind me Santa!
Jimmy's own little story is so funny hahahah I've did the same thing when I was little, so embarrassed
I had the same experience with you Jimmy!in fact he was behind me and he was laughing
Who the hell lets a 5-year-old listen to 2 Chainz?
jamber_patton
My dad
+John A Parents were probably listening to it with their kid in the car. Its amazing how many of my friends listen to pop music with their kids in the car and then they start singing it.
+John A Doggystyle by snoop was my favorite album when I was in 1st grade, because my Dad listened to it all the time in his car, and all he rapped about in that album were hoes and weed. Maybe that's why I curse so much nowadays....
when is was 5/6 i could sing all rammstein lyrics because my moms used to hear them in the car
in 4th grade my dad was a single parent with us so he decided to go cheap and cut my hair but the only hair cut he knew how to do was a bowl cut . dont do that to your daughter! worst hair style ever!
One time when I was in kindergarten this man had the same car as my mom so me and my brother climbed and started to talk about our day and then we looked and saw the man and freaked out
"Mom can I have a kitten?"
Mom misunderstands and explains where babies come from
My dad always changed the Santa stocking holder to Satan just to get my grandpa mad
We live in a town where we have these big ass Steel doors they'd close whenever it's the curfew (If you're out after yo' on your own) So when my brother was about to be born, my relatives we're freaking out and they asked the dude in charge of the door to open it. My mom couldn't take it anymore and basically almost murdered the dude and screamed to open the door or She wont be the only one with a bloody body. Mom got driven to the hospital. At this point you might ask, well what happened to me (if you didn't it's okay you're not the only one T-T) I was only five and they left me alone, chubby small legs couldn't keep up and they left me o3o. So i ate basically like cereal for dinner and fell asleep. They remembered me in the morning, by then i was holding a pretty big dislike to my brother o-o
Huh? The actual town had doors that closed?!
lol funny story
Ashley Williams Yep. Like a subdivision. Although it was the bars kind, so if yer determined enough and able, you can scale that.
That’s AWFUL! I would feel like I was in prison😓
My mom mixes up our birthdays but we go along with it.
When I was younger and learning my first words, my dad told me that dandelions where called elephants and elephants where called dandelions. Both my parents let it play on for 2 years.
(looks at flower) Oh my god look at the elephant!
The Satan one and the last one were funny😂
When I have kids, on chritmas, I'm gonna have gifts from me, my wife, Santa, and then in the corner, there'll be one from Satan with the list of bad things he/she's done.
Satans not real
Matt Mckenzie That's what YOU think.
That's not what my kids say.
You are creepy sir
Matt Mckenzie But Santa is?
Me too! He was so precious talking about his baby. :)
I sometimes come back and revisit Late Night Hashtags 'cause I miss the old Hashtag song...
He says that EVERY SINGLE HASHTAG he made went trending in half an hour
man do I have a crush on Jimmy
god I can't tell apart Kimmel and Fallon most of the time haha
Yeah LOL
Oh yeah I totally forgot they were two different people this whole time O_O I've been watching this hashtags and celebrities read mean tweets
***** well i wacthed kimmel then fallon in a row so.... i kind of confused myself. lol
***** yeah i know i just totally forgot that the two series i switched between were two different people, since it was a small clip and the didn't really show jimmy kimmel on camera.
Fallon is the funny one.
Hahahaha I love you, Jimmy
u guys r on twitter right?
*crowd screams*
*jimmy compliments twitter*
We use twitter n our show every single week so if you watch our show and you wanna play along this game we do this thing every Wendsday night where i send out a hashtag & we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic
*starts to mention topic he chose and reason behind it..usually its the reason first and then the topic, goes on to include audience because we need to make sure they feel important too *
We got 1000's of tweets . REALLY funny stuff in fact within (almost always 20 minutes but seeing as jimbob here is sleep deprived as a new parent he said half an hour which in fact is the amount of time he wants to sleep) it was a trending topic in the US. SO thank you for those tweets i appreciate that.
And now i thought i'd share some of my favourite * topic* tweets from you guys here we go.....
no i am not the script writer but whoever is does alot of copy n pasting using this format..love that i can lipsync to this lmfao...dont change this format jimmy EVER!!!