Let's build a zoo but I build the worst zoo of all time
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2021
- This Zoo Game Has Morale Choices And I Picked Every Bad Option. Come see the Lion dog today! Please excuse the bodies...
Twitch: / callmekevin
Game: Let's build a zoo
Available on steam
Editors:
FluffyroxGames
#CallMeKevin #Zoo #Simulator - Ігри
"Do I hear sirens? Are they coming for me?"
"Oh no, that's in real life"
"Are they coming for me??"
Knowing Kevin, it can either be a rescue or arrest. Who knows?
very similar to the Town of Salem video where at 6:36 he says ""You're a psychotic criminal who wants everyone to die. Yeah, but what about in-game?"
@J Dude goes hard
Haha yes. Very nicely quoted. You are a good boy
169 likes, nice
Kevin truly is a military genius! Charge people to see the rabbits, don't pay to feed them, causing protesters to pay admission, then sell them for more profit!
that right there is what some might call a "sigma grindset"
Sell the protesters?
Corporate genius
@@hyalophora now we're getting somewhere
@@hyalophora As meat.
Innocent NPC: "I think I made a great choice"
Kevin: "Ah yes, you have no idea"
Hey brother
wrks for the best
yo he changed the thumbnail
Innocent*
ofc a reply section of mine is never devoid of grammar patrol freaks
Watching a Kevin video is never a morally wrong thing to do.
@RACEL--$💋 you're a kiddler
are you kidding? its plus 1 bad karma for every one of these videos we watch... totally worth it though XD
@@IamaPERSON Will you report both bots. That’s what I did.
makes me feel better about not studying for my finals
@@HelloHamburger I always do, especially their profile pics (that's the only way they get a strike)
Let's be honest though, at this point, it would be more worrying if Kevin DIDN'T pick the bad options
I mean he's a killer in peaceful games and a pacifist in killing games, so things can be skewed.
as a longtime viewer, i can say that, without a shadow of a doubt, kevin and morale choices never go well together
Do you See the comments on your comment Like what is that man alter ich hasse dass
Idk what you're talking about the dear leaders' puppet has a perfect combination when combined with moral choices
I dunno, Kevin's choices are great for my morale
Morale choices and Kevin go together like water and grease
"without a *shadow of doubt," which you're correctly trying to say, means that you are completely certain of something. giving someone "the benefit of the doubt" is like when you think your roommate ate that leftover food you were saving, but they say they didn't and you don't have any proof, so you choose to believe them.
These vlog intro things are terrifying. It's like Kevin wants us to believe he's actually a person, and not an automaton controlled by Jim Pickens.
@Hikari Mitsushima'----------- • •💗 ur mom
it's not kevin who wants you to believe that, it's Jim
we all know Kevin is a real person trapped in Jim's basement 🙄
Doppelgänger? o.o
Praise The Dear Leader.
Praise him....
🚫🐸
“Trapper will get trapped, Blaster will get blasted and Joe’s gotta go…” That’s Kevin’s new hit single, 50 Ways to Kill Your Rabbits.
50 Shades of Bloodied Angora
I can't believe it took this long for there to be a morally questionable zoo game given how literally every child ever plays every zoo game
When I got bored I spammed tigers and turned my zoo into the wild tiger west, tiger eat tiger eat human
The surge of ultimate godlike power was a rush only slightly offset by the knowledge I was definitely going to tiger hell
"Fun" Fact, dressing up a dog and passing it off as a lion is an actual thing a zoo in North Korea did.
EDIT: It was actually China.
Also old Star Trek...the unicorn dog lol
OH WOW YOU RIGHT
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@@callied.7312 Ah, China, my bad. Still wild, and I would assume the event is based on this exact incident.
@@mouseymousey02 what do you mean that was an alien life form clearly fed up with Sulus bullshit
"I spared no expense" Alright John Hammond, calm down! It's a RABBIT, not a RAPTOR!
John Hammond if Jurassic Park was a money laundry scheme.
@@rafaelalodio5116 You mean it wasnt a money laundry scheme?
Monotone voice: “I really hate that man.” 😐
“Do I hear sirens? Are they coming for?
Oh no, that’s in real life… are they coming for me?”
This got me, absolutely hilarious
Thanks Captain Obvious.
i know the title will be spelled correctly 2-5 minutes from now but i would genuinely enjoy a little free indie game called “morale choices” where you just choose between working and not working in ridiculous scenarios and see how many days you can go without getting fired, thank you for the inspirational typo kevin
Hey Kevin, I just want to let you know how much happiness and laughter your content brings me. Never stop making videos Kev 😔👊
Heyo
@Hikari Mitsushima'----------- • •💗 humans only
Never stop making videos unless you change careers or need to for health* lol We cant hold him hostage....can we?!?!
@RACEL--$💋 humans only, Flagged
love ur pfp. congrats on the heart!
Kevin can definitely squeeze a few more videos out of this, and possibly make it a series. This was highly highly entertaining, and I definitely want to see Kevin play more of this game.
I would be okay with this becoming a series.
The piguck is basically a very fat duck and it's honestly adorable looking!
So basically perfect for foie gras?
"Why would I need meat, I'm a zoo."
He's gonna feed the guests to the animals you watch.
With all due Respekt, are you a furry?
yo he changed the thumbnail
That better not be a map pfp
@@toxic_braindrain bro thats the trans flag oshudfuydshfujsydfis
Furry, don’t care
Rabbits: *need food to live*
Kevin: And I took that personally
If you intentionally visit a zoo named "Cruelty Land" you have nobody to blame for a bad time but yourself
I recently introduced my boyfriend to Kevin’s channel, and he got so confused watching Kevin on stream compared to his regular videos because he’s so genuine and kind and then his videos are just “kill all things”.
I told him it’s just Jim Pickens in control.
"Like a sound that Richard Nixon would make on futurama."
"'Capitain Bleach' sounds like an edgy teen from 2016."
These are... so specific but so on point?
I think the creators of this game made it specifically for Kevin to play. Zoos and morality? Putting an option for a meat factory in the zoo? That's just what our dear Irishman wants to see in a game. ❤️
Ah, finally - a game that is perfectly adjusted to Kevin's questionable morality :D
Kevin best zookeeper
“What do I do with the penguins when I’m done with them?“
I’m warning you now Kevin, if you dare do anything to ASMR…
Il grab my bbq if he does.
Kevin making awful decisions? The world really is getting back to normal
Nature is healing
literally 1 minute in and I'm already having to pause for laughing uncontrollably over "penguin bin"
please never stop kevin!
Nice to see what Kathleen has been doing since Beyond: Two Souls.
@Hikari Mitsushima'----------- • •💗 what the
@Arthur Morgan
Don't worry, its just a spambot.
@@Thatguy60929 I've reported this exact spam message 18 times this week alone. When you see those weird, gross spam comments that's really all you can do.
I mean, who else would invest in "Cruelty Land" than KATHLEEN THE EVIL FECKING VILLAIN. Although I think this is in the past, since she looks more young and slim. And if she thinks she made a great choice choosing someone who named the zoo "Cruelty Land" it's probably deserved what she got in Two Souls.
I thought the same thing!! Lol
Kevin I love this! Please keep this going. Let’s see how “evil” you can get.
Name of Kevin's zoo: Cruelty land
Me: "Didn't expect any less from you, Kevin"
is it really a bad choice if it’s entertaining? probably… but that doesn’t matter with Kevin.
“What do I do with the penguins when I’m DONE WITH THEM?” 😂
Kevin flying all the way to australia to get animals
Sudden realization: I flew to Australia to get some rabbits
Rabbits are a pest here so he’s doing good work by taking two of them. They’ll be replaced in literal days but still.
Rabbits are illegal in my state🇦🇺 🚫🐇
"I flew to Australia to get a rabbit"
Australian here, Why does this game think of all the animals to get from Australia a rabbit is it? Platypi, Kangaroos, emus, koalas... Or considering this is Kevin spiders and snakes giving this farm an extreme death toll I think of before rabbit.
Well, we would assume Kevin would want a Drop Bear...
That dog dressed up like a lion is lowkey adorable.
Fun animal fact: a group of lemurs is a conspiracy
“I’m curious what they’ll be” ah yes, the knowledge that you’re absolutely going to unlock evil perks. truly a military genius
Ohhh, so this is what Dr. Evil meant with an evil petting zoo.
I love when he plays games like this. I need to message Let's Game it Out about this game too, incentives for their chaos are just what they need
Kevin: builds second den and puts dog-lion in there
My one brain cell: Oh nice, Kevin got an actual lion now
I guess I‘m the one visitor who wouldn’t notice the scam 🤦🏼♀️😂
I'm so glad Kevin stopped retail. Imagine if he didn't, we wouldn't have this amazing content and Kevin would have never been an acrobatic genius.
Love your videos Kevin they bring me and so many other wonderful people joy everyday! Can't wait to see the next video!
It was largely a sedan responsible for him getting back into videos but yes, I celebrate everyone who leaves retail
Carrots are fine for rabbits in small amounts, but too much is bad for them, as carrots are high in sugar. The best kinds of produce for them are leafy greens.
How do you know? Are you a rabbit?
@@BS-si6pj shhhh! You'll give away my secret!
But only certain kinds! My cousin had two pet rabbits they fed from the allotment - lettuce mostly - and it outright killed the poor beasts. Apparently you aren't supposed to feed them lettuce daily, even if it's alongside other things
Game: Let's Build a Zoo - for those of you that didn't know, it always bugs me when Kevin doesn't tag the game like many other UA-camrs do
Thank you!! People like you are who really hold this society together, whenever my favorite youtubers forget to say what game they're playing, I know one of you saints will be in the comments to tell me.
Im on android :(
its in the desc of the video still but he should still mention it
@@iLoveBuckets69 The description literally says:
"Game: Let's build a zoo
Available on steam"
thankyou so much
I love how chaotic he is! I always end up laughing so hard my sides hurt. He's a chaotic genius
At this point of time, Kevin has become an internationally recognized villain.
Fun fact: rabbits do honk! If I remember correctly, it’s either an expression of joy, or horny. As in it can mean either emotion. Rabbits actually make really funny noises it’s very entertaining.
You are correct
i know another person already said this but your videos make me so happy. whenever im having a bad day i turn on your videos or a stream archive and it just cheers me up. i have some pretty bad mental health issues and watching your videos just helps me forget and feel better for a while. never stop being you kevin 💕
Kevin makes this miserable existence worth living. Long live the military genius.
Lol I was just thinking "why would you go to Australia for a rabbit" I'm glad you addressed it lol 😆. Out of all the animals in Australia too lol
This game was clearly made for Kevin and it looks fun, I hope he'll continue playing it.
Jokes aside, I need more of this, looks quirky and fun. One of those games that would suit Kevin pretty well!
I like these new selfie style openings!
"What do I do with penguins when I'm done with them?" Leave them in fecking Ireland, apparently... *sad Asmr noises*
You gotta keep on with this cruelty zoo man, it was great lol
Day 246 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine and everyday life
Day 91 of suggesting that kevin plays doritos crash course for the xbox
Turg
@@IamaPERSON MARKET
@@FrenchFries2 market!
Call Me Turg, great to see you again!!
you definitely need to revisit this game in the future.
If kevin joins the army the people hes fighting are just gonna accept defeat
"These corpses are not fresh." I'll admit, that one got a belly-laugh.
Finally, a game where they reward Kevin for being evil!!! :D
As a Canadian I can confirm that we live in constant fear of the wrath of our geese overlords
Can you keep playing this one? I want to see how it'll shape up
please more of this, there is no youtuber who could do this game more justice than kevin
Kevin and Planet Zoo this is going to either be a good time or a bad time for every employee
Do more of this Kevin, this looks so interesting
A little strange that it straight up tells you ‘moral choice’ or ‘evil choice’. You’d think we’d be able to tell the difference…
Feels like the game was made for (and by) people like Kevin. So its basically telling you "either you go the moral, boring route or you go the evil way and have fun". Cause it really does seems like a lot of the game gameplay would be lost if you dont do anything evil.
This game is literally perfect for Kevin 😭
Kevin is a military genius
Kevin has the best content, his energy is a vibe.
Kevin saying "penguin" is the most precious thing in the universe. Anna is so lucky since she can have Kevin say "penguin" to her to when she's feeling down to instantly make her feel better.
How do you say "penguin"??
4:40 - Captain bleach probably filling some gaps from the previous captains that left with Aizen
Game 30 seconds in: "Go to Australia."
Me, an Australian: "oh no"
I want another video of this. This game has a lot of personality and combined with Kevin’s humor this is a really fun video
There's something hilarious about two tiny rabbits being shipped in a giant crate hanging underneath a helicopter capable lifting an elephant all the way from Australia
rabbits do honk! when very exited or annoyed and ready to attack!
Kevin: £950 to get rid of half of them.
(Total: $6650)
Kevin: I thought I had loads of money!
Kevin I love your videos, I have watched you for a while and will continue to! Thanks for being amazing, funny, and brightening up my days.
Gotta love when Joe shows up to sell Exotic animals
I actually own this game - and much like Kevin usually would - I didn't pay attention to the tutorial and never noticed it had moral choices... xD
What is it called?
Moral choices? Im sure there will be no problem and Kevin will only make the right, good choices, right?
I’d like to recommend you play Backbone: a film noir themed detective game with dark secrets and animal people, and Monument Valley: a much more appropriate puzzle game that has broken many brains by playing with perspective. I don’t really expect this to work, but I’d be so happy if it did!
If only the rabbits had jobs, then Kevin would occasionally feed them.
I love it. Would love to see more of this.
"These corpses are not fresh" is as scathing a review as I have ever heard
This is so funny. The moral dilemma is a perfect touch for this
CallMeKevin having to make something like "moral choices" will never work out
I rly wish Kevin wud come back to this, its honestly a hidden gem and sounds like a total blast to play
Kevin's Zoo Motto is Yesterday's Loss is Today's Sauce
Kevin always makes a bad start of the day into a great day.
Love seeing Kevin play the indie games I love : D
Perfect to start my day 👌👌 thanks Kevin!!
i'd love if this was a series!!
you give me so much joy. keep making vids.
Would love to see some more of this game, Kevin!
This was hilarious; I'd love to see more 😁
Would definitely be interested in seeing more of this game
Kevin's got a glow about him anymore. Must mean he's happy rn, which makes me happy
Really like the vlog style intro as you make your way to your desk Kevin, a nice way to remind us to expect the unexpected
Please play more of this! It’s great!
Hope youll continue this. Sounds like a great game