@@BrianBattles Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 2304pm 4.9.22 he's bagged some duff bread left out for the pigeons so dont eat it... you can probably analyze it down his lab with the skid marks and other scrape-offs of various duvets he's been poking about in... as for scripts - i dont stick to 'em. they're anally retentive and restrictive. and - most importantly - i aint an actor or a comic. so there you go... the croc botherer reminded me of someone. well, no one at all, really... but yeah - those two fellas who probably hate one another by now can be amusing. as to the catharsis that was vic aiding bob interact with various skits to overcome his various stumblin' blocks vis-a-vis the tactile nature of pen to script via thought to gob regimen and the foot in mouth escapades they seemingly enjoy.... your guess is as good as mine. maybe if they hate one another that will be the net result. and fill some void of sickening tolerance that has muffled various mindsets these past 44 years(?) adios, half americans... where's that toast geezer. he's funny...
@@themadplotter Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 1947pm 11.9.22 the day today was not a genuine news program - however factual you may have thought it. akin to Russian hierarchy in communist party who were all been given another's moniker to confuse the issue though you'd be hard pressed to call them anything other than the moniker you were confronted by in the first place, not knowing them, i mean.... i think you come across as tad miffed re: mz front. these nonsense speak conversations offer us what? i dunno now... however amusing or not i am now stuck fast pondering upon the arch nonsense film: aaagh.
Hadaway man. My father in law only spoke Geordie and was an air traffic controller. The pilots still haven't landed. It went like, "Well hadaway and shite, yas are gannin yem ter Leeds; think yers are ganna suit dentures bonny lads? Ah telt yas ter gerronta the doonwind fa 230. Jus sose yus know, wa still gaan ter charge yers like, aye". My children did not believe that he could actually speak English.
@deborahjohnstone7930 howay man, it was Geordie of the Antarctic. Not the Atlantic. Larn yeself pet. It's a brilliantly funny sketch. Scott is fearing death in Antarctic blizzards, he meets Geordie, beer in hand, who's "sweatin like a pig, like!" in his Newcastle Utd tshirt. His girlfriend turns up in miniskirt and wants to go to a "waine baar" instead of the pub. Canny lass apart from that, mind.
@@hugosmummy1109 nup! They only forgot about the canals and I've got some arm bands, so on a good day I can swim at least 100 meters I have a badge on my trunks to prove it.
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 0516am 1.9.22 bri's been "teaching him".. one wonders what that actually entails..? i mean it hasn't come down to taking a nice lass out on a date then prior to leaving the date due to it coming to some semblance of a conclusion punching her... i mean that kind of teaching is really not my style. speaking of which you haven't half cramped it.
"Unfortunately, the police have refused to allow the corpse to be taken away until the bullet has been removed from his forehead." "MRS CLARKE" [eyeballs]
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 1033am 24.7.22 the conclusion? as i opened the door to let out all the dust the weird dishevelled bolbous (sic) headed lass had cast into my home whilst i was sat outside asda... that conclusion? it's merely: do sommat memorable!!! if they're so dead set on making yer life a misery do sommat memorable, with or without yer hero complex. do sommat to 'em they will recall for many many many decades to come. sommat folkloric. yeah. ............. o yeah i forgot they're illiterate. none of the fukkers can read or write... which means yerl have to put on the read aloud setting of yer computer.
I'm not saying that there isn't but most of the rail tracks were made by Sheffield, the trains and steam engine's in and a round Yorkshire and Birmingham. Yorkshire and Wales had the biggest out put of all coal use in power stations because of the quality of it and I'm not saying that Scotland hasn't done it's fair share of making this country what it is, my point was we are where we are because of working together. I just don't like that divisive talk that comes from the SNP and at the end of the day they are pollitions as well and I for one don't trust them because they are playing the same games
Really sorry to drop this on you at this late stage, but it's "daft a'p'orth", a daft ha'penny worth, a halfpenny worth. Though I never knew that when my mum called me it either!
"Dog nonsense" , I'm dying here.
Its weird seeing Matt Berry being the normal character for once haha
I thought I'd strayed into another dimension.
Yeah! I really remember him most as being Vangelis on shooting stars😂😂
He does have terrible wind in real life. Never meet your heroes
I didn't know matt was so normal lol
What a cast. I could have watched a whole series of The Fumly.
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 0522am 1.9.22 you seen the film: aaaghhhh?
Brilliant script, but it had to be super hard to memorize their lines!
@@BrianBattles Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 2304pm 4.9.22 he's bagged some duff bread left out for the pigeons so dont eat it... you can probably analyze it down his lab with the skid marks and other scrape-offs of various duvets he's been poking about in... as for scripts - i dont stick to 'em. they're anally retentive and restrictive. and - most importantly - i aint an actor or a comic. so there you go... the croc botherer reminded me of someone. well, no one at all, really... but yeah - those two fellas who probably hate one another by now can be amusing. as to the catharsis that was vic aiding bob interact with various skits to overcome his various stumblin' blocks vis-a-vis the tactile nature of pen to script via thought to gob regimen and the foot in mouth escapades they seemingly enjoy.... your guess is as good as mine. maybe if they hate one another that will be the net result. and fill some void of sickening tolerance that has muffled various mindsets these past 44 years(?) adios, half americans... where's that toast geezer. he's funny...
Rebecca front is a master of the nonsense talk, she did it on the day today as well.
@@themadplotter Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 1947pm 11.9.22 the day today was not a genuine news program - however factual you may have thought it. akin to Russian hierarchy in communist party who were all been given another's moniker to confuse the issue though you'd be hard pressed to call them anything other than the moniker you were confronted by in the first place, not knowing them, i mean.... i think you come across as tad miffed re: mz front. these nonsense speak conversations offer us what? i dunno now... however amusing or not i am now stuck fast pondering upon the arch nonsense film: aaagh.
Half a dozen legends in those clips.
I am so happy for this algorithm...love vic and Bob..
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 1031am 24.7.22 weird bad acid trip.... especially the man meets parents skit.
I thought i was having a stroke when the fumly started. Mildly unsettling
The Geordie Astronauts could have their own series, man. Like.
it's funny, why have there not been any geordie astronauts? Is Tim Peakes northern? i bet he isn't, probably prejudice against the north.
Geordie of the Atlantic is brilliant.
Hadaway man. My father in law only spoke Geordie and was an air traffic controller. The pilots still haven't landed. It went like, "Well hadaway and shite, yas are gannin yem ter Leeds; think yers are ganna suit dentures bonny lads? Ah telt yas ter gerronta the doonwind fa 230. Jus sose yus know, wa still gaan ter charge yers like, aye". My children did not believe that he could actually speak English.
@deborahjohnstone7930 howay man, it was Geordie of the Antarctic. Not the Atlantic. Larn yeself pet.
It's a brilliantly funny sketch. Scott is fearing death in Antarctic blizzards, he meets Geordie, beer in hand, who's "sweatin like a pig, like!" in his Newcastle Utd tshirt. His girlfriend turns up in miniskirt and wants to go to a "waine baar" instead of the pub. Canny lass apart from that, mind.
@philgray1023 Wow air traffic controool. Was he a Harvard man as well, like?
You're not a spitter are you? Cause both our spittoons are in the dishwasher.
Never saw this when it aired. Really want to now. The Fumly is one of those “you can’t look away” sketches 🤣
I were thinking about how I was wundron if it twere to have made any sense when t'were doneth but it nay done yet until it was and it didn't.
Monkey trousers was such a weird show, the deleted scenes are by far the funniest.
I liked it. Sometimes a lot!
10x funnier than today's comedy.
Funny stuff, and the fumly was geeeniouse
They're Japanese....
I agree!!
Ghostbusters!
As a young lad in Yorkshire I use to stay up late to watch Vic and Bob's big night out.
@@hugosmummy1109 no we had to sit on the top of the Pennines to receive it!
@@hugosmummy1109 they look like hills but I think they were put there to keep us in.
@@hugosmummy1109 nup! They only forgot about the canals and I've got some arm bands, so on a good day I can swim at least 100 meters I have a badge on my trunks to prove it.
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 0516am 1.9.22 bri's been "teaching him".. one wonders what that actually entails..? i mean it hasn't come down to taking a nice lass out on a date then prior to leaving the date due to it coming to some semblance of a conclusion punching her... i mean that kind of teaching is really not my style. speaking of which you haven't half cramped it.
The Fumly is strangely disturbing, and the Bingo sketch was absolutely spot on.
16 minutes and 12 seconds of complete bollocks. I want more.
sixteens minutes and twelvty secondses was not too much of big, want of needed more much
actually..... there's bollocks at 16:05 lol
@@schreineinAV just the 1
my soul returned to my body just to say this, *burps*
"Unfortunately, the police have refused to allow the corpse to be taken away until the bullet has been removed from his forehead." "MRS CLARKE" [eyeballs]
I lik the fumly that, liking that I like
“ have the shoe… till bedtime “
What a great collection of Fumeeleearr faeces,
Matt Berry looks cute as a button.
Them kittens 😸, those faces..🤣
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 0514am 1.9.22 HOW COME I'M SHREK!!!?
Dogs nonsense 😂
A whole episode of deleted scenes…
Rebecca Front, the most underrated sexiferrous lady of her time.
And the back's not bad either.
Legs!
The Fumly is utter genius.
From the evidence of the very last clip, Bob should have donated one to Richard Herring.
was that a real bollock at the end there?
I agree....ghooostbusters...ha ha ha
Brilliant!
The fumly was like a John Lennon book
Love the Spocks beard music used :)
Bobs birthday tomorrow and this shows up on the algorithm
Is that Coogan in the pub?
Yes it is
Surprising how many different comedy actors have appeared in Vic and Bob’s little sketches! I loves em I does! They’re brilliant!
Back of the net
That's the question I was looking for 😂
He’s done somefing.
Bobs bollock 16:03
"eat my thoughts!"
So underrated.
Now I see why they didnt make the series.
The original ghostbuster or the siht bird remake?
Bingo!
i was waiting for ....."trench" !
Why were these ever deleted?
Moustache 😆
hooo there!!
Shrek 😚
Why Oh why delete these brilliant sketches ????????
Dog nonsense is my new thing
Could smell that belch from here 🥴
"dog nonsense"
Vic and Bob - Monkey Trousers - Deleted Sketches Complete 1033am 24.7.22 the conclusion? as i opened the door to let out all the dust the weird dishevelled bolbous (sic) headed lass had cast into my home whilst i was sat outside asda... that conclusion? it's merely: do sommat memorable!!! if they're so dead set on making yer life a misery do sommat memorable, with or without yer hero complex. do sommat to 'em they will recall for many many many decades to come. sommat folkloric. yeah. ............. o yeah i forgot they're illiterate. none of the fukkers can read or write... which means yerl have to put on the read aloud setting of yer computer.
Wo Aye al seknd that man
Geordie astronauts putting fuel in at 79.9p a litre 😱
When I first started driving it was 58p, you could fill up a can for £2.50
I'm not saying that there isn't but most of the rail tracks were made by Sheffield, the trains and steam engine's in and a round Yorkshire and Birmingham. Yorkshire and Wales had the biggest out put of all coal use in power stations because of the quality of it and I'm not saying that Scotland hasn't done it's fair share of making this country what it is, my point was we are where we are because of working together.
I just don't like that divisive talk that comes from the SNP and at the end of the day they are pollitions as well and I for one don't trust them because they are playing the same games
Outstanding legends
So, was the journey you’ve just had a good journey to have just had?
Think that's a hommage to ullysses
What is the original air date?
Wish Australian Television had your comedies. Ours suck completely, What year is this from ? 🍺 🐨 Edit: Subbed 😁
We have great comedians here in the UK.
It was funny as hell, I would guess early 90’s. The woke brigade wouldn’t like it nowadays. I agree 😂
@@jfro5867 mid 00's I think
Really sorry to drop this on you at this late stage, but it's "daft a'p'orth", a daft ha'penny worth, a halfpenny worth. Though I never knew that when my mum called me it either!
Not all these clips feature Vic and Bob.
nice to see Nicola Murrey worked things out with her husband
Very funny 😂😂😂
Did she just call him Shrek??
Find myself her after reading bob’s autobiography, looking for the burps .
Why is Bob Mortimer dressed as Kurt Cobain at 1:03?!
Are you on drugs??? That's clearly Kurt Cobain dressed as Bob Mortimer.
EYE AGG REE
Posh Geordies didn't really work. On reflection most of it didn't really work.
I’m here because of Bibitty Bobs autorbibliabogoffaby. He was far too self effacing. He was as funny if not more than Vicmaaarse.
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Dog nonsense! 🤣
Austin princesslessness
I don’t get this
So weird seeing Gareth without crazy hair
Haha that fuckin guy belching 😆
Who ya goonna call like.
Aye.
I speak English and I can't understand what they're saying, with those astronauts.
Gareth keenan in the areola
So funny …. Once again no longer on TV …all the funny stuff has gone
Disturbing listening to the Fumly, its like those scrambled word puzzles where the brain adjusts everything to look normal..
Cack, innit?
🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆👍🇬🇧
Laugh? I never came close.
Monkey trousers! (Read in funny voice)
What about reading it in Andy Pipkin’s voice:
Monkey Trousers and Monster Trucks! Yeah, I know!
Dog nonsense.
Lot of comedy talent in this, but a surprising lack of comedy.
Thumbs up for the upload. It's just not funny.
Yeah ,sadly the scenes they kept in aren't any better .Just shows you need more than an all star cast .
I AGREE
Angus maggot
I think they should have deleted the whole program.