Why Did They Put Me In Hannah Gadsby's Netflix Special?

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  • @_danny
    @_danny  3 місяці тому +82

    fixed the audio issues like, comment and subscribe

    • @Tommysimonsen
      @Tommysimonsen 3 місяці тому +3

      How do you know you boomed, when it`s a clapping crowd instead of a laughing one? Did they Jazzhand you?

    • @cumonmaaannn8067
      @cumonmaaannn8067 3 місяці тому

      Thanks Danny, I just wanted to let you know that I am seven hours late after you supposedly “fixed the audio” but I can still hear *they/them.* 😉

    • @richardreviews13
      @richardreviews13 3 місяці тому

      Genius, in Danny we Trust. Obviously they put you in as the straight man so the funny one can use you as the butt of there jokes.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 місяці тому +1

      you're so brave for being part of this. Live your truth Danny!! 🏳‍🌈❣

  • @Ashanmaril
    @Ashanmaril 3 місяці тому +307

    Holy cow the jokes from the actual performers were equally as rough as your pretend hack joke lol

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 3 місяці тому +20

      What jokes?

    • @aideyc2609
      @aideyc2609 3 місяці тому +47

      They aren't jokes. Its a public therapy session. They just get up and talk about their mental health issues and anxiety, and people clap (I seriously doubt theres any genuine laughter) and cheer for some reason.
      I would rather pull my own eyeballs out and plug my ears with them than watch that netflix special.

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 3 місяці тому +12

      @@aideyc2609 it's like the next evolution of clapter... idk what it is but it's not funny and it's not comedy. then again the title gender agenda tells us that. truth in jest

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 3 місяці тому +5

      @@cx2900seems oddly similar to that mandatory clapping done by the CCP or north koreans during their commie sessions.

    • @andry4313
      @andry4313 3 місяці тому +2

      @@aideyc2609 These "performers" need to go to therapy, not a laugh factory. The lines are not that funny.. 😁

  • @brick6347
    @brick6347 3 місяці тому +331

    I love how they all express their individuality by dressing exactly the same, like it's some sort of trans boot camp.

    • @user-rm8lr3tt7m
      @user-rm8lr3tt7m 3 місяці тому +21

      That's because they're not individualistic. They're as collectivistic and tribalistic as you can get. Not different from a WN.

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 3 місяці тому +5

      @@user-rm8lr3tt7m​​⁠ The Right isn’t collectivist at all (for better or for worse). Don’t confuse cooperation for collectivism, and don’t bring your racial fetishism into this either.

    • @user-rm8lr3tt7m
      @user-rm8lr3tt7m 3 місяці тому

      @@gabesteinberg6244 which right? The protectionist anti capitalistic religious conservatives? Those are as collectivistic as 20th century progressives. The fact that todays progressives are worse than yesterdays progressives doesn't make todays conservatives good. They're just progressives driving on the speed limit. They make Reagan look as a proponent of an absolute free market capitalist economy.

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 3 місяці тому +8

      I have long called this their 'uniform individuality'.
      And the woke/race hustlers/pronouners/morbidly bod positives/ etc. are all 'cry-bullies'.
      Reminds me of what punk rock fashion ended up becoming, but with even worse music.🙃

    • @zachary3367
      @zachary3367 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@gabesteinberg6244genuinely can't tell if this is satire or not, since we're talking about people who identify as communists though and dress alike, act alike and use a mob herd mentality to base their thoughts opinions and who they cancel and you said we shouldn't assume they're collectivists im going to assume it is satire.

  • @terig5584
    @terig5584 3 місяці тому +153

    Don’t let the haters get you down, Danny, you pass perfectly for whatever gender you’re supposed to be.

  • @duckmasterflex
    @duckmasterflex 3 місяці тому +107

    Wow that anxiety joke, just stellar comedy

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 3 місяці тому +9

      Just straight up doing the shittiest version of meme jokes on stage and calling it comedy 😂 I can’t wait

  • @benjaminhayward5921
    @benjaminhayward5921 3 місяці тому +57

    "My mind sparkles with imaginary danger."
    Wow.
    They couldn't show this in Dresden, because the entire city would have flashbacks from hearing so many bombs.

    • @dogwklr
      @dogwklr 3 місяці тому +1

      Nice

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 Місяць тому +1

      The interesting thing is she’s telling the truth and yet they can’t actually acknowledge it IRL. Imaginary danger…. Is real for them, and so we just adjust to accommodate their sparkles

  • @captaindropkik
    @captaindropkik 3 місяці тому +78

    funny seeing Danny without a beard in this videoh wait that's Hannah Gadsby

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 3 місяці тому +16

      You ever see Danny and Hannah in the same room at the same time? Hannah is obviously his alt

    • @R_411
      @R_411 3 місяці тому

      ​@@RandomBogey Danny is thinner

  • @VBsnWinnieBluez
    @VBsnWinnieBluez 3 місяці тому +53

    Would be a real spanner in the works if Chappelle closed at the end

  • @melmaq4404
    @melmaq4404 3 місяці тому +83

    The OG fans watched with broken audio

    • @jic1
      @jic1 3 місяці тому +7

      And never noticed any audio problems.

  • @spkldgecko
    @spkldgecko 3 місяці тому +3

    Even the laughing track sounded reluctant.

  • @jswets5007
    @jswets5007 3 місяці тому +69

    Danny Polishchuk is the funniest trans comic ever!

  • @fattymattychady
    @fattymattychady 3 місяці тому +7

    I’m going to laugh if Dave Chapelle is what’s recommended to the home viewers as the credits roll 😂

  • @dustinjones4058
    @dustinjones4058 3 місяці тому +51

    That had to have laugh tracks put in, because those weren't jokes

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 3 місяці тому +13

      Because they don’t do it for laughs, they do it for reaffirming “urSoBrave” claps

  • @Martian74
    @Martian74 3 місяці тому +42

    We know Ryan Long was the one that got Danny that gig, definitely something he would do. I thought Hannah Gadsby had sucked everything out of her 'gender nonconformity' shtick, but she now has a whole troupe of unfunny comedians with her, and they will all label you a '(insert latest gender)-aphobe' if you say anything negative about the tedious "jokes" that they use to spread 'The Message'.

    • @SF-rf9if
      @SF-rf9if 3 місяці тому +2

      THE MESSAGE

  • @zord829
    @zord829 3 місяці тому +34

    Grats on you coming out. Really proud!

  • @craigbeare9770
    @craigbeare9770 3 місяці тому +21

    So. Brave.

  • @hawyadoin1175
    @hawyadoin1175 3 місяці тому +23

    So proud of you Danny

  • @edwargo
    @edwargo 3 місяці тому +50

    It’s okay Danny, it’s probably just a phase and I support you no matter what.

  • @_Zane__
    @_Zane__ 3 місяці тому +29

    Basically the 9-11 of comedy specials

    • @TheBswan
      @TheBswan 3 місяці тому +1

      I walked through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother

    • @_Zane__
      @_Zane__ 3 місяці тому +2

      @@TheBswan did you find him?

    • @yourgrammarisnotverygood1827
      @yourgrammarisnotverygood1827 3 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@_Zane__yeah, he was in Canada

    • @_Zane__
      @_Zane__ 3 місяці тому +1

      @@yourgrammarisnotverygood1827 Canada, the 9-11 of countries 🤣

    • @oklahomakidz
      @oklahomakidz 3 місяці тому +1

      Holy shit 😂🤣😂 This whole section is pure gold.

  • @Rambletripe1
    @Rambletripe1 3 місяці тому +29

    Sorry to hear about the booking, but you'll be happy to know you pass.
    Hopefully the theatre wasn't as empty as the trailer made it look but at least you get a free laugh track.

  • @CMCAdvanced
    @CMCAdvanced 3 місяці тому +15

    It's so stunning I can't actually see anything

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 3 місяці тому +5

    That participation trophy joke normally kills. Pearls before swine.

  • @phil8528
    @phil8528 3 місяці тому +4

    I say we get Danny some binders.

  • @shaydunn6781
    @shaydunn6781 3 місяці тому +7

    So much diversity! Using the same premise for every joke! Im not straight(insert joke here.) Genius!

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 3 місяці тому

      Not much different than 99% of the female comedians. "I'm cute and now I'm going to make jokes about giving head" wore thin after the first time 20 years ago.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 3 місяці тому +10

    Danny making an actual ad for this is hilarious and also bringing awareness to the trans community. Truly an ally

  • @shrewmastercomics
    @shrewmastercomics 3 місяці тому +6

    What's funny is Danny being there would legitimately add some diversity to their line up. Isnt that what they want?

  • @GurtiusMaximus
    @GurtiusMaximus 3 місяці тому +11

    Holy fck this was worse than Nagasaki

  • @lisac1619
    @lisac1619 3 місяці тому +3

    The first Netflix show you can actually smell.

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 3 місяці тому +17

    Slay Queen

  • @John_Doe742
    @John_Doe742 3 місяці тому +23

    Holy shit these people are not funny

  • @KingLegendary1
    @KingLegendary1 3 місяці тому +5

    I saw this live, I'll say Danny carried it heavy. Most of the crowd left when he finished his routine.

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 3 місяці тому +8

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @BecomeUncancellable
    @BecomeUncancellable 3 місяці тому +3

    It's good to see Gadsby's still promoting that "anti-humor" of hers.

  • @keithlol
    @keithlol 3 місяці тому +5

    I just love seeing people with no talent earning more money than me.

  • @shanester1832
    @shanester1832 3 місяці тому +27

    Is that Hanna or did the Critical Drinker have a crisis and gain 200 lbs?

    • @2WhiteAndNerdy
      @2WhiteAndNerdy 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah! That really surprised me! Shes gotten HUGE all of a sudden! Menopause was brutal to that one apparently.

    • @bipaholic
      @bipaholic 3 місяці тому +2

      Iris actually Ralphie May’s little brother

  • @broute
    @broute 3 місяці тому +3

    I hope this goes viral! Some people are going to be a little grumpy with you!! 😂😂😂

  • @rufusblue8044
    @rufusblue8044 3 місяці тому +7

    Get ready for the new planet of the apes movie. The plot is centered around searching through the collapsed human ruins for a little pink bow, so the new "queen" can transition and feel comfortable in she/hers body

  • @izzieb.2926
    @izzieb.2926 3 місяці тому +1

    The fact that this "comedy special" comes out on my birthday........I don't even have Netflix and I feel personally insulted😂

  • @TheAngryCoyote
    @TheAngryCoyote 3 місяці тому +12

    This soft generation and their participation trophies ! You tell em Danny

  • @alakablam7901
    @alakablam7901 3 місяці тому +23

    Make Asylums Great Again

  • @SH-lb1nu
    @SH-lb1nu 3 місяці тому +13

    No one is going to watch this

    • @glenmcdonald6013
      @glenmcdonald6013 3 місяці тому +4

      You know single liberal women are going to lap it up and do tik toks about it

  • @shrewmastercomics
    @shrewmastercomics 3 місяці тому +2

    Hahahahaha "I think there's been some mistake" xD

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 3 місяці тому +5

    The laughing track really got put through his paces with this one 💀

  • @treesurgeon2441
    @treesurgeon2441 3 місяці тому +32

    Behold the black hole in which comedy can never escape.

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 3 місяці тому +10

      Ah, the butt pirate joke makes sense now

    • @treesurgeon2441
      @treesurgeon2441 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@RandomBogeySee this guy gets it.

    • @Mr.Bones1983
      @Mr.Bones1983 3 місяці тому

      That happened the first time Amy Shumer made a vagina joke.

  • @mrSPEEDCASKET
    @mrSPEEDCASKET 3 місяці тому +3

    Danny filming in the J tunnels

  • @stephananderson21
    @stephananderson21 3 місяці тому +26

    I think I might cancel my Netflix subscription after seeing this...😂😂😂 #go woke go broke

  • @amikkelsen
    @amikkelsen 3 місяці тому +4

    I don’t thinks it’s a mistake - they heard Ryan talking about his gay best friend Danny and they booked you.

  • @AdmiralAkhbar
    @AdmiralAkhbar 3 місяці тому

    This was netflix's mea culpa for Dave Chappelle. “Mea Culpa” is also a Netflix original film directed by Tyler Perry. It’s a legal thriller about a criminal defence attorney named Mea Harper

  • @orionvassi
    @orionvassi 3 місяці тому +4

    Activist comedian's bits always come off sounding like AA meeting speeches for some reason.

  • @nickswildweather1308
    @nickswildweather1308 3 місяці тому +12

    Boy, comedy has a really ugly step-child to deal with these days.... Keep fighting back with the real, Danny!

  • @Ronin969
    @Ronin969 3 місяці тому

    Back in my day this was referred to as a "Freak Show". And it wasn't a real Freak Show without a Bearded Lady

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 3 місяці тому +5

    Lololol. They don't get, they're the joke....

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 3 місяці тому +2

    Hannah has aged 15 years in 3.

  • @olliew424
    @olliew424 3 місяці тому +8

    That was just depressing honestly

  • @IzzyBizzyBooBoo
    @IzzyBizzyBooBoo 3 місяці тому +3

    This is good but needs you to do a little set too.

  • @BaconIsGood4You
    @BaconIsGood4You 3 місяці тому +1

    So happy to hear Danny finally got her bottom surgery! I heard the procedure went smoothly since there wasn't much down there anyway.

  • @Warvvolf
    @Warvvolf 3 місяці тому

    When you own the tunnel under the stage you get invited.

  • @BorongoDon
    @BorongoDon 3 місяці тому +1

    I love your bits danny (jokes are good too!) Boys boys boys boys

  • @TheRealDioBrando
    @TheRealDioBrando 3 місяці тому

    When you call your agent while he's in a netflix pitch and he accidentally says "oh not this f-slur again"

  • @andry4313
    @andry4313 3 місяці тому +3

    Who added the canned laughter?

  • @kloyster
    @kloyster 3 місяці тому +1

    You have finaly found your crowd! I am so happy for you 👨‍❤‍👨👨‍❤‍👨👨‍❤‍👨

  • @superdupermax
    @superdupermax 3 місяці тому +2

    Oh god. Imagine the smell from festering axe wounds in that room...

  • @markadams8041
    @markadams8041 3 місяці тому

    Danny I swear that I heard 38 people in that audience supporting you, Danny, you had Dozens! Just like the Netflix protest against The Closer at lunch time, you had DOZENS!

  • @BozesanVlad
    @BozesanVlad 3 місяці тому +3

    Inclusivity by not accepting even yourself :)

  • @josiahwyncott7519
    @josiahwyncott7519 3 місяці тому

    Holy shit that is incredible.

  • @kepeb1
    @kepeb1 3 місяці тому +3

    Ha. Funny idea. As if a show like that would ever exist.

  • @jamessilveria5148
    @jamessilveria5148 3 місяці тому

    This “special” feels like the short bus avengers

  • @ttprophet
    @ttprophet 3 місяці тому

    thems the dice danny.

  • @danj1939
    @danj1939 3 місяці тому

    No mistakes were made

  • @jasonotto9126
    @jasonotto9126 3 місяці тому +13

    The most hilarious part of all their sets is finding out they will be charged in the future with diddling children or co workers

  • @baalzebub5000
    @baalzebub5000 3 місяці тому

    Danny liked the booty bandit joke.

  • @shortwidgets
    @shortwidgets 3 місяці тому

    This is so bad. Canned laughs and bad comedy. You were the best I promise. 😂

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 3 місяці тому

    Hilarious video Danny! How in the hell does these "people" get any type of specials?

    • @tricialicious1
      @tricialicious1 3 місяці тому

      Tavistock subsidized psyops/subversion

  • @mileswri
    @mileswri 3 місяці тому

    Danny jokes!

  • @liljon380
    @liljon380 3 місяці тому

    Your pretty good at this.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 3 місяці тому +2

    Is it Dannii now?

  • @photomukund
    @photomukund 3 місяці тому +1

    OMG.. they're all sooo funny ...except YOU, Danny ...get out or come out!

  • @jesse4550
    @jesse4550 3 місяці тому

    We need to give Danny an award, so he can be introduced as "Award winning trans comedian Danny Polishchuk!"

  • @davee9527
    @davee9527 3 місяці тому +4

    They just can't tell who's trans or not since the bar for passing is so low, and asking might be offensive. Danny could be Daniel or Danielle and has a bigger rack than a lot of feminists. The beard just shows "her" bravery.

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 3 місяці тому

      Now they can just 'identify' as 'passing'.

  • @gijoey5912
    @gijoey5912 3 місяці тому +1

    How much would someone have to pay you to watch that entire special? I feel like I wouldn’t do it for less than $300.

  • @cottonkeef5633
    @cottonkeef5633 3 місяці тому +1

    When did arm and leg tattoos become a sign of weakness? The fuck

  • @stephenfrost6801
    @stephenfrost6801 3 місяці тому

    Dysfunction convention.

  • @ghettohxcskater
    @ghettohxcskater 3 місяці тому +4

    Gaaaay

  • @kasperkilos407
    @kasperkilos407 3 місяці тому

    Hannah gatsby is what you get if Rosie O'Donnell and Tim Dillon had a child.

  • @rickselsius
    @rickselsius 3 місяці тому

    I want some of what netflix was having when this got the green light.

    • @tricialicious1
      @tricialicious1 3 місяці тому

      Normally Netfix provides such wholesome social engineering😂

  • @OlleHungrig
    @OlleHungrig 3 місяці тому +4

    Not Gay enof...were is the women dress Danny

  • @bluev7427
    @bluev7427 Місяць тому

    0:54 when I was in school, kids called me a “butt bandit”? Ummm say that again? What grade?

  • @ARDreamy
    @ARDreamy 3 місяці тому +1

    Well, you know, since the accident, people are just trying to support you.

  • @tutvuvu5061
    @tutvuvu5061 3 місяці тому +2

    😂

  • @Seedyrom247
    @Seedyrom247 3 місяці тому +3

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Then I saw all the gay shirt.

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 3 місяці тому

    They forgot Matt Rife

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 3 місяці тому +4

    This grosses me out.

  • @magicjohnson3121
    @magicjohnson3121 3 місяці тому

    Remember when that Jerry Seinfeld AI said a transphobic joke? Lot funnier than any of those so called comedians.

  • @IntelLady
    @IntelLady 22 дні тому

    It was the stunning of times. It was the bravest of times.

  • @e.sterling141
    @e.sterling141 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 3 місяці тому

    Did Nanette Gadsby transition into Eddie MacGuire? (Aussie reference)

  • @ryanbesco8067
    @ryanbesco8067 2 місяці тому

    Mx. Dahlia Belle is my favourite clown in this circus

  • @Kate-ip4es
    @Kate-ip4es 3 місяці тому

    Hahahahah!!!

  • @quentinceb
    @quentinceb 3 місяці тому

    Haha😂😂😂

  • @jeffodabear
    @jeffodabear 3 місяці тому +4

    It's too bad that you aren't on this showcase, it might actually be funny for a while if you were.