I unlocked PLATINUM ARs but my neighborhood thinks I'm a dealer

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  • @DeadE5iah
    @DeadE5iah 5 років тому +2165

    “Somethings going on in this house and I’m getting to the bottom of it”
    *he says to himself*
    That’s some movie shit right there

    • @russianname2986
      @russianname2986 5 років тому +17

      He sounds crazy

    • @appal5052
      @appal5052 5 років тому +49

      A good joke Wow He sounds like the typical “neighborhood watch” douchebag lol

    • @atomicproductions4338
      @atomicproductions4338 5 років тому +4

      I just read this comment when he said that

    • @yurrrd321
      @yurrrd321 5 років тому +5

      Soo about the platinum ars?

    • @vblazn
      @vblazn 5 років тому +2

      I just fucking died of laughter😭😭

  • @knabla
    @knabla 5 років тому +5148

    Jev: "He's lucky that we're actually nice and good people."
    *frags a teammate 5s later*

  • @hunterchapman9356
    @hunterchapman9356 5 років тому +2510

    Challenge accepted: Become a drug dealer

  • @saveir6601
    @saveir6601 5 років тому +4472

    “How can this young man afford to live near us well off middle age folk?”
    *im going to get to the bottom of this*

    • @cynicalspektre5353
      @cynicalspektre5353 5 років тому +61

      Pretty much lol

    • @XboxIssues
      @XboxIssues 5 років тому +33

      Oh you know he's mad lol

    • @gf920
      @gf920 5 років тому +20

      No joke had some similar shit happen to me when I moved into an area where a bunch of retired folks live. Had a nice house, nice car and make a nice living at 23 years old. They’re probably mad that we can afford nice shit too.

    • @f1lacruz960
      @f1lacruz960 5 років тому +4

      Hes always in his and hes always yelling

    • @javierrivera2556
      @javierrivera2556 4 роки тому +3

      Karen’s

  • @xAlwaysDefault
    @xAlwaysDefault 5 років тому +1612

    “HOW MANY TIMES DO WE GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN”

    • @QUANGAMES
      @QUANGAMES 5 років тому +13

      Always Default This had me dying🤣

    • @jarrettgarcia3980
      @jarrettgarcia3980 5 років тому +10

      Bruh u made my night😂

    • @deezle111
      @deezle111 5 років тому +1

      💀

    • @Jcorrrrr
      @Jcorrrrr 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @Jcorrrrr
      @Jcorrrrr 5 років тому +4

      CANT YOU SEE HES GONNA KICK MY BUTT

  • @RhinoTV
    @RhinoTV 5 років тому +1981

    Always knew Jev was a dealer

  • @SW4GD4DDI
    @SW4GD4DDI 5 років тому +11621

    Plot twist: Jev actually is a drug dealer & he’s using UA-cam as a cover

    • @jacobburgess8841
      @jacobburgess8841 5 років тому +336

      SW4GD4DDI dealing in plain sight is the new meta

    • @marcusjordan135
      @marcusjordan135 5 років тому +178

      He's the next Heisenberg

    • @PrestonsDen
      @PrestonsDen 5 років тому +32

      Jacob burgess it’s always been the meta

    • @Jibbyyy
      @Jibbyyy 5 років тому +5

      HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @JDjigs
      @JDjigs 5 років тому +3

      Facts

  • @russianname2986
    @russianname2986 5 років тому +2424

    That “Drug Dealer Jev” video is coming back to haunt you isn’t it

    • @Fabiancito
      @Fabiancito 5 років тому +12

      A good joke Wow, fax lmao

    • @honeydew9131
      @honeydew9131 5 років тому +1

      A good joke Wow that was the first thing I thought of lmao

    • @Bosco_Lt
      @Bosco_Lt 5 років тому +2

      Tru

    • @vSkreamer
      @vSkreamer 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHA GOOD ONE

    • @vexxev7865
      @vexxev7865 5 років тому +3

      RIP Juice World

  • @mobilenerd8854
    @mobilenerd8854 5 років тому +911

    “you got the stuff”
    *pulls out gfuel*

  • @pikwells7141
    @pikwells7141 5 років тому +1498

    jev and friends: helping children with illnesses
    that one boomer neighbor: i’m boutta end this mans whole career

    • @tx.hunter8808
      @tx.hunter8808 5 років тому +1

      pik el 😂😂😂

    • @teoj8313
      @teoj8313 5 років тому

      Joke is old

    • @jacksamunster4407
      @jacksamunster4407 5 років тому

      What career? I hardly call playing video games as a career....

    • @tripsz14
      @tripsz14 5 років тому +8

      Lapis uh I’m pretty sure most streams make more money than your average labor worker.

    • @tripsz14
      @tripsz14 5 років тому +1

      Lapis Eye lul

  • @treyeezysbg
    @treyeezysbg 5 років тому +3989

    “okay the neighbors think im selling dope”

    • @jeromez3427
      @jeromez3427 5 років тому +66

      Treyella such a good ass song

    • @lukel909
      @lukel909 5 років тому +53

      i dont want some youtuber car
      just some shit to get from back and forth

    • @AS-bx2yq
      @AS-bx2yq 5 років тому +56

      i dont want no picture with the president, i just wanna talk to the man.

    • @tweakboys
      @tweakboys 5 років тому +17

      “Sellin dope “

    • @gravvv3060
      @gravvv3060 5 років тому +22

      I been building me a house back down in the south mom won’t believe what it costing. and it built for a king right? Or a nigga that can sing and explain all the pain that it cost him. a 16 should’ve came with a coffinnfuvk the game and the fortune well maybe not the fortune but one that’s for sure is the fame is exhausting.

  • @jt3603
    @jt3603 5 років тому +650

    “The neighbors think i’m selling dope, sellin dope”-J.Cole

  • @coltensmith1897
    @coltensmith1897 5 років тому +1201

    "I'm gonna put my Gfuel in baggies and just mess with him" that's comedy gold
    Edit: First time I've had over 1k likes on a comment. :)

    • @ethane3593
      @ethane3593 5 років тому +9

      used to do that in 6th grade, sold 5 scoops for 15 bucks in a baggie. actually made some decent profit

    • @alex-york
      @alex-york 4 роки тому +3

      @@ethane3593 how did you not get in trouble for selling substances that look like cocaine?

    • @jwilly3767
      @jwilly3767 4 роки тому +1

      @@ethane3593 that on its own illegal

    • @MoooseBlood
      @MoooseBlood 4 роки тому +5

      I got pulled over once and had a little sample of a red pre workout from a vitamin shop. The cop searched my car and lifted the bag and said "what's this?"
      Uh that's fruit punch pre workout sir.

    • @Pokerface-jpg
      @Pokerface-jpg 4 роки тому +2

      @@ethane3593 The teachers didn't yell at you? I used to sell fidget spinners and I got in trouble for it lol

  • @jusquit_9878
    @jusquit_9878 5 років тому +752

    “I don’t really talk to anyone”- Jev 2019

    • @Kexrrii
      @Kexrrii 5 років тому +1

      Andrew21804 _ me too 😂

    • @irkallamatrix19
      @irkallamatrix19 5 років тому

      I was bouta comment this 😂😂

  • @ccclayjay542
    @ccclayjay542 5 років тому +1103

    every time a he says Alexis I think he's talking about the robot

  • @sabmer3380
    @sabmer3380 5 років тому +805

    He didnt even mention that he finished the ARs lmao

    • @CalzoneOP
      @CalzoneOP 5 років тому +6

      MERVOTRON LMAOO I just noticed that

    • @officergreg1318
      @officergreg1318 4 роки тому +2

      Ayyyy your subbed to lixian too he’s the best animator really helps out markipkier a lot

    • @nicholausstevens1262
      @nicholausstevens1262 3 роки тому +4

      @@officergreg1318 why are you going through the people other people are subscribed to? Stalking POS

    • @Retr0-2187
      @Retr0-2187 3 роки тому

      @@officergreg1318 wh are you going thru peoples sub's??? stalker

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 3 роки тому

      @@officergreg1318 wow ok weirdo

  • @jamesbuffington240
    @jamesbuffington240 5 років тому +859

    Challenge accepted: go into his house and say you’re a drug dealer

    • @Jibbyyy
      @Jibbyyy 5 років тому +4

      Im dead lmao 😂

    • @skinjob43
      @skinjob43 5 років тому +3

      Fucking gold

    • @KelBShobra
      @KelBShobra 5 років тому +2

      James Buffington jokes aside lets not get jev arrested

    • @debeninc.9489
      @debeninc.9489 5 років тому +3

      challenge accepted: run in his house w a bat

    • @Linets.
      @Linets. 5 років тому

      Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @berthazepeda918
    @berthazepeda918 3 роки тому +628

    It’s “Stanley steamer gets your home cleaner”
    Edit thanks for the likes

    • @repe4tzz537
      @repe4tzz537 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks we can hear the video

    • @tommurphy9385
      @tommurphy9385 3 роки тому +9

      Y now? Like months later 💀

    • @wxmbii2189
      @wxmbii2189 3 роки тому +34

      stanely steamer the certified cleaner

    • @Dab4Days710
      @Dab4Days710 3 роки тому +5

      they changed the jingle to Floor instead of home

    • @di3go12
      @di3go12 3 роки тому +2

      @@tommurphy9385 bc he finally came up with a come back to that 😂

  • @daltonhale3002
    @daltonhale3002 5 років тому +459

    This is literally the J.Cole Song “neighbors” lmao

    • @ominousrush5040
      @ominousrush5040 5 років тому +5

      Was thinking the exact same thing🤣

    • @Justi.n
      @Justi.n 5 років тому +1

      Wow man, good job!

    • @jasonward2389
      @jasonward2389 5 років тому +2

      Ok the neighbors think im selling dope

  • @DJGGN
    @DJGGN 5 років тому +3207

    police: so how much money do you make off of a video?
    jev: $500 000
    police: but none of your videos are monetized
    *scent of meth intensifies*

    • @seasoned8273
      @seasoned8273 4 роки тому +73

      Delete your cringey ass comment

    • @desireonyoutube
      @desireonyoutube 4 роки тому +12

      Nope

    • @Kurvveo
      @Kurvveo 4 роки тому +74

      Seasoned *replies to 2 month old comment

    • @burgerukko
      @burgerukko 4 роки тому +12

      @@Kurvveo but it is cringey

    • @Kurvveo
      @Kurvveo 4 роки тому +9

      Burgeri did I ever say it wasn’t big buddy?

  • @kylebaker2489
    @kylebaker2489 5 років тому +523

    Go into his house and say “there’s something going on in my house and you’re going to get to the bottom of it”

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 5 років тому +37

      Lol I can't stand the fact jev literally did nothing about it.

    • @H.E.M.
      @H.E.M. 5 років тому +19

      Disfatt Bidge he has pussy in his DNA
      He has a song about it man come on keep up.

    • @kermitthegangster3573
      @kermitthegangster3573 5 років тому

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @boogzalpha859
      @boogzalpha859 5 років тому

      Touche

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 5 років тому +5

      @@H.E.M. I love jev but I sure believe that.

  • @shoxggz645
    @shoxggz645 5 років тому +225

    Literally NO ONE can explain stories as well as jev 😂

    • @sluckish8554
      @sluckish8554 5 років тому +3

      ShoxGGz facts bro

    • @breticusTV
      @breticusTV 5 років тому

      Stories*

    • @user-xu1yc2kh1h
      @user-xu1yc2kh1h 5 років тому

      No one else like... let's leave it at the legendary number

    • @shoxggz645
      @shoxggz645 5 років тому +1

      Bret schofield my bad I must look so dumb lol 🤣

    • @darscoll1073
      @darscoll1073 5 років тому

      Ever heard of Chael Sonnen?

  • @teasy878
    @teasy878 4 роки тому +79

    Jev: Makes money the “fun” way Neighbors: Yea he definitely sells drugs

  • @pambeasley3964
    @pambeasley3964 5 років тому +458

    Challenge Accepted: ding dong ditch his house and Put Moby Huge infront of his door

  • @orlandi9504
    @orlandi9504 5 років тому +473

    If that dude walked in my house he’s catching these hands before he walks out that door. In fact he’s getting REQUIS’D out the front door

    • @420slabtivist2
      @420slabtivist2 5 років тому +6

      orlandi_magic 9 FACTS, ACTUAL FACTS

    • @thezipper100
      @thezipper100 5 років тому +12

      orlandi_magic 9 shit man I live alone, someone comes in my house I stg they getting gunned down. Ain’t fucking with nunnnnnnnnnnnnna that shit

    • @Kylepeterson_
      @Kylepeterson_ 5 років тому +3

      Craig ok craig

    • @lullulu4173
      @lullulu4173 5 років тому +1

      Craig ok buddy that’s how you get put in prison for life,he wasn’t posing a threat towards you

    • @lukekni4562
      @lukekni4562 5 років тому +9

      Lul Lulu if someone is trespassing you have reasonable right to shoot them

  • @viltsutin8
    @viltsutin8 5 років тому +100

    "Neighbors think i'm sellin' dope" -J.Cole and Jev

  • @kadenliming1759
    @kadenliming1759 5 років тому +379

    “Red tinted coke” -Faze Jev 2019

    • @nono4296
      @nono4296 5 років тому +2

      Whys the coke tinted red
      Well someone got shot
      And the blood got
      All over the
      Carpet and coke

    • @boofpapo1875
      @boofpapo1875 5 років тому +1

      Crushed molly

    • @Shlimerob
      @Shlimerob 5 років тому +1

      De fresa 🍓

  • @ToxicRize
    @ToxicRize 5 років тому +959

    ”Ok the neighbors think i’m selling dope”🎵

    • @tahashakeel7500
      @tahashakeel7500 5 років тому +53

      Toxic Rize 🗣I DONT WANT NO PICTURE WITH THE PRESIDENT, I JUST WANNA TALK TO THE MAN

    • @oboro7520
      @oboro7520 5 років тому +39

      Lil Academically Dishonest speak for the boys in the bando and my nigga never walking again

    • @jacobscroggins8726
      @jacobscroggins8726 5 років тому +1

      Facts

    • @jacobscroggins8726
      @jacobscroggins8726 5 років тому +1

      Marv yessss

    • @ihateiby
      @ihateiby 5 років тому +1

      😭😂

  • @gavinalvarez7272
    @gavinalvarez7272 4 роки тому +272

    “He kinda looks like Putin” -jev 2020

  • @redhotgjedi1479
    @redhotgjedi1479 5 років тому +567

    Neighbor: They sell drugs in that house
    Rain: did someone say _drugs?_

  • @Avetti1
    @Avetti1 5 років тому +171

    Jev: Rages
    neighbours: Hes making videos again
    let’s complain

    • @superxcrazy3958
      @superxcrazy3958 5 років тому

      10,000 subscribers with two videos Challenge “he selling them damn drugs again 😡”

  • @benmorton3153
    @benmorton3153 4 роки тому +243

    Jev: “You can get shot for that”
    Me: *confused in British*

    • @xZatic98
      @xZatic98 4 роки тому +25

      In USA u can be shot for being black :(

    • @OhSoNasty
      @OhSoNasty 4 роки тому +1

      Yo Gotti KOM yuhhh

    • @alfierocks3766
      @alfierocks3766 4 роки тому +9

      EZ Clapz yo our police make you a cup of tea

    • @MelinasConsort
      @MelinasConsort 4 роки тому +1

      EZ Clapz good

    • @drxwskii6180
      @drxwskii6180 4 роки тому +1

      I'll translate
      My g you'll get bored straight

  • @AlanGarcia-it9il
    @AlanGarcia-it9il 5 років тому +277

    “i guess the neighbors think i’m selling dope”- j cole

    • @m_q802
      @m_q802 5 років тому +1

      @@JermyHD Some things you can't escape

    • @nignam
      @nignam 5 років тому +2

      @@m_q802 death taxes and a ra

    • @chase9956
      @chase9956 5 років тому +1

      @@nignam cist society that make

    • @CentinalxGaming
      @CentinalxGaming 5 років тому

      @@chase9956 every nigga feel like a canidate

    • @bishopjones9383
      @bishopjones9383 5 років тому

      @@m_q802 Death, Taxes and a Racist

  • @seant2243
    @seant2243 5 років тому +92

    "I guess the neighbours think im selling dope" - FaZe Jev 2019

  • @user-ok8dd5el9i
    @user-ok8dd5el9i 4 роки тому +184

    How tf could you ever think jev sells drugs, he’s 5ft with curly hair.

    • @christophergarcia1406
      @christophergarcia1406 4 роки тому +45

      every mexican in high school

    • @forigix
      @forigix 4 роки тому +4

      @@christophergarcia1406 fr tho

    • @kxysrevenge7399
      @kxysrevenge7399 4 роки тому

      Grselda blanco (excuse my spelling) lol she was a Hispanic drug lord

    • @830whart
      @830whart 3 роки тому

      J: *points at sign* you must be this tall to sell these drugs

  • @hanusmctaffer6852
    @hanusmctaffer6852 5 років тому +105

    Hey, Jev! I found you when MW came out, while living in the hospital with my 5 month old son. We have lived in a childrens hospital since he was born because of his intestinal issue. Days are long and frustrating, some better than others. But you don't rest much with nurses in and out. I bought mw and started playing to kill time and like gamers do, we play the games then watch all the youtube vids. I enjoy watching your vids everyday and you freaking out over the game like i do. It helps. I apprecite what you do and the fact that your supporting childrens hospitals with your stream. Keep up the good content and being who you are. Peace✌ man!

    • @ShepherdsSolarGuy
      @ShepherdsSolarGuy 5 років тому +11

      Good luck with the family dude, us gamers have grown up, it’s crazy watching all of the buddies I used to play games with are getting married and shit now, my good friend has a kid, it’s nuts dude. Just keep the tradition going, hopefully you can pass the controller to your son soon.

    • @codeine766
      @codeine766 5 років тому +5

      Versatile Swanki so wholesome 😌

    • @Strafings
      @Strafings 5 років тому +3

      Wish you the best with your family. I hope everything goes well.

    • @aurorab4553
      @aurorab4553 5 років тому

      @@ShepherdsSolarGuy "Us gamers" man stop using that term please

    • @bobby4616
      @bobby4616 5 років тому

      fernando tovar ay man you funny

  • @leoswidan
    @leoswidan 5 років тому +168

    His neighbor is the kid who keeps running up the stairs when he’s died by the same claymore 5 times

  • @frankcatena9395
    @frankcatena9395 4 роки тому +52

    “Something goin on in this house, and I’m gonna get to the bottom of it” -Vladimir Putin

  • @_nickk_4715
    @_nickk_4715 5 років тому +194

    “You would have got shot” you know jev grew up in Newark

    • @DevinEMILE
      @DevinEMILE 4 роки тому +3

      You would have gotten shot in the Midwest as well

    • @hcctendeep7047
      @hcctendeep7047 4 роки тому +16

      You could get shot anywhere for just walking into someone's house, lmao. It doesn't gotta be a bad area

    • @mistergrim2896
      @mistergrim2896 4 роки тому

      @@DevinEMILE illinois has some sketch places. I live in the most dangerous city in the US and iss fun. Most of us are actual drug dealers and killers

    • @reeee964
      @reeee964 4 роки тому

      Hcc Tendeep yup, in Texas we are subject to fucking people up if they try us

    • @lautarocerda1409
      @lautarocerda1409 4 роки тому +6

      @@mistergrim2896 I imagine that You don't

  • @samkerb
    @samkerb 5 років тому +436

    MW 2: No Russian
    MW 2019: No rushin’

    • @salvo27
      @salvo27 5 років тому +1

      Something new here...I see.

    • @xDrxgonite
      @xDrxgonite 5 років тому +6

      I've seen this comment before 🤔

    • @dustin3170
      @dustin3170 5 років тому +8

      Bro come up with an original comment

    • @ricardosotelo762
      @ricardosotelo762 5 років тому

      I made a meme of this on my Instagram 😂

    • @SaintFizz
      @SaintFizz 5 років тому +3

      Ricardo Sotelo fuck you leech ass leech

  • @jaydenkrebs976
    @jaydenkrebs976 4 роки тому +13

    “I don’t really talk to anybody”.
    A True gamer RESPECT

  • @Strykeeee
    @Strykeeee 5 років тому +381

    Challenging accepted: put a sign outside your front door saying “Ok Boomer” right where he can see it, that’ll get him

    • @chos7817
      @chos7817 4 роки тому

      Hahahahahaahah

    • @chos7817
      @chos7817 4 роки тому

      Comedy gold

    • @hnlb9761
      @hnlb9761 4 роки тому +2

      @@chos7817 i hope that you are being ironic

  • @ImWaVeCoop
    @ImWaVeCoop 5 років тому +171

    Challenge accepted: sell drugs out of your house

  • @guldhenning4641
    @guldhenning4641 5 років тому +61

    6:19 the way he looks at the camera😂

    • @yodameeeee
      @yodameeeee 4 роки тому

      GuldHenning 👁....👁

  • @havenbrush7100
    @havenbrush7100 5 років тому +107

    "I'm so tired of people" is basically how I operate on a daily basis -_-

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 5 років тому +1

      Yep :|

    • @kevinmiller5051
      @kevinmiller5051 5 років тому +3

      Try being a Jimmy John's delivery driver

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 5 років тому +1

      I think my tolerance level for people has dropped to the point where it's close to the "Get off my lawn" stage 😩

    • @havenbrush7100
      @havenbrush7100 5 років тому +2

      @@kevinmiller5051 I worked in a grocery store for about 5 years does that count?

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 5 років тому

      @@kevinmiller5051 I work at McDonald's 👍

  • @peachcobbler4033
    @peachcobbler4033 5 років тому +471

    Challenge Accepted: use moby huge as a chair until you get Damascus

    • @klim8751
      @klim8751 5 років тому +3

      How is that a challenge? SOUNDS FUN gachiHYPER

    • @simplysoakin
      @simplysoakin 5 років тому +3

      Please make this a reality

    • @MikePaul32
      @MikePaul32 5 років тому +4

      Yes do this jev

    • @carloscabello865
      @carloscabello865 5 років тому +1

      Pls make this happen

    • @unrest8861
      @unrest8861 5 років тому

      If he do it, does it make him gay...👽

  • @adan2587
    @adan2587 5 років тому +49

    “I’m so tired of people”
    I felt that one jev😂🤣

  • @Tallis.Keeler
    @Tallis.Keeler 5 років тому +266

    Wait I thought you were a dealer and this whole UA-cam thing was a cover 😂

    • @miguellara8857
      @miguellara8857 5 років тому +38

      This is all an elaborate plan to throw off the cops

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 5 років тому +22

      You know too much..

    • @kaieason1914
      @kaieason1914 5 років тому +5

      Bro put box in draws 3.5 for scores for man if u want that

    • @zkShawn
      @zkShawn 5 років тому +2

      It’s not even hard to chop and avoid ops, I wouldn’t be surprised if he flips some weed on the side

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 5 років тому

      @@zkShawn
      What do you do when you get desperate?
      *US government legalizes weed*
      Sell drugs..

  • @crimson3620
    @crimson3620 5 років тому +576

    "My whole neighborhood thinks we're drug dealers" 😂😂😂😂😂
    Also someone walks into my house uninvited. My second amendment finger is getting itchy

    • @brachedwards9778
      @brachedwards9778 5 років тому +31

      He'll be having lead for dinner

    • @MewsDabest
      @MewsDabest 5 років тому +8

      Literally yesterday some crackhead walked in my place asking for a friend, fucking boggled my mind who does that??

    • @youngdirko2938
      @youngdirko2938 5 років тому +18

      MewsDaBest what boggles my mind is you not shooting him?

    • @spatan1122
      @spatan1122 5 років тому +13

      @@MewsDabest Sorry I was just looking for my friend

    • @MewsDabest
      @MewsDabest 5 років тому +8

      @@youngdirko2938 I live in a really small town 600 people or so and my friends come over all the time without knocking so I just walked out to greet whatever friend it was and it was some random fucker. I told him to get the fuck out that he cant just walk into peoples houses, definitely methed or cracked out I grabbed my bat like old smoke when I saw it was someone I didnt know tho

  • @robertrichards2303
    @robertrichards2303 4 роки тому +47

    Next thing u know he’s snorting g fuel

  • @JonBeDoinThings
    @JonBeDoinThings 5 років тому +79

    Jev getting damascus :
    did you do it
    jev: "yes"
    what'd it cost
    jev: my mental health

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 5 років тому

      And my neighbors thinking I'm a dealer lmao

    • @JonBeDoinThings
      @JonBeDoinThings 5 років тому

      Don The Bossman this is the way

  • @Astm220
    @Astm220 5 років тому +238

    "There's something going on in this house and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it"
    OK Boomer

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 5 років тому +2

      Aidan Ste.Marie how’s that a boomer moment tho? Or do you assume everything as a boomer moment just because of it being a meme to begin with? Lmao

    • @Astm220
      @Astm220 5 років тому +3

      That's One Interesting Pfp Ya Got there the man is a boomer. Don’t be stupid

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 5 років тому +2

      @@thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 it was a boomer though...

    • @colemoxie4209
      @colemoxie4209 5 років тому +2

      That's One Interesting Pfp Ya Got there bruh moment

  • @Bigjellyfish2
    @Bigjellyfish2 5 років тому +39

    Accidentally ship sum to his house so you have to confront him n make it seem really sketchy, maybe get the nelk boys in on it

  • @TannerSellsDallas
    @TannerSellsDallas 5 років тому +219

    Just give the cops the recording, breaking and entering, hit him with a charge 😂

    • @log6233
      @log6233 5 років тому +6

      El classico snitch

    • @mrghosthostile
      @mrghosthostile 5 років тому +37

      @@log6233 he walked in his house i would have stabbed the back of his leg

    • @lucidice3766
      @lucidice3766 5 років тому +36

      L OG thats not a snitch? The man walked in his house u cant just do that like he said u can charge him for that

    • @log6233
      @log6233 5 років тому +1

      Ye u dont snitch u fuckem up your sen

    • @TannerSellsDallas
      @TannerSellsDallas 5 років тому +24

      L OG yeah if you know it’s happening in that moment. Dude didn’t know it happened till after. Besides, snitching is when there’s two people doing something together and one gives up the other...So how does that make me a snitch? Lol

  • @f22core
    @f22core 5 років тому +88

    Next Title: My House got raided because neighbor thought I was a dealer
    or
    House gets raided during 24 hour charity stream
    CONTENT

  • @evanballard983
    @evanballard983 4 роки тому +14

    I absolutely love how he zooms in and says “maybe I should start to f*ck with him.” 😂

  • @EdwardNo1
    @EdwardNo1 5 років тому +110

    Neighbor: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
    Jev: *OK BOOMER*

  • @edwinramirez6451
    @edwinramirez6451 5 років тому +39

    I love how in my ‘up next’ videos one of them is “drug dealer jev” from last year LMAOO

  • @NathanDroke
    @NathanDroke 5 років тому +25

    This actually sounds like something that would happen in The Sims

  • @GradietPanda12345
    @GradietPanda12345 5 років тому +230

    “The neighbors think I’m sellin dope” - Jermaine Cole.

  • @MaxSylv
    @MaxSylv 5 років тому +70

    Jev: *works from home*
    Boomer neighbors: "thems drugs he be selling, no way he's that successful"

    • @jacksamunster4407
      @jacksamunster4407 5 років тому

      He's not successful playing games

    • @MaxSylv
      @MaxSylv 5 років тому

      @@jacksamunster4407 so hes working somewhere else besides making videos for UA-cam?

    • @ifwhwhisper9861
      @ifwhwhisper9861 5 років тому +6

      @@jacksamunster4407 id say hes pretty successful to me lmao

    • @jacksamunster4407
      @jacksamunster4407 5 років тому

      @@ifwhwhisper9861 sitting on your fat ass all day is hardly something to consider successful.

    • @joshuashew7253
      @joshuashew7253 5 років тому +7

      @@jacksamunster4407 he still makes more than you ever will

  • @nathangarcia2433
    @nathangarcia2433 4 роки тому +27

    Jev: “i think I have drug addicts showing up to my door step now” 😂 jev gotta stay stapped up in that house

  • @charlie9714
    @charlie9714 5 років тому +194

    ITS “STANLEY STEEMER YOUR CERTIFIED CLEANER”

    • @Sinnsanity
      @Sinnsanity 5 років тому +11

      i thought it was "Stanley Steemer gets your home cleaner"

    • @charlie9714
      @charlie9714 5 років тому

      Sinnsanity nah

    • @kazu_4k
      @kazu_4k 5 років тому +17

      Stanley steamer your certified dealer

    • @charlie9714
      @charlie9714 5 років тому

      A very black Chocobo 😂

    • @nejatia8745
      @nejatia8745 5 років тому +4

      A very black Chocobo I thought it was Stanley steamer carpet cleaner?

  • @Jan-mw1wf
    @Jan-mw1wf 5 років тому +17

    The levels of entitlement that you have to feel to go into someones house to "get to the bottom" of something that literally has NOTHING to do with you, is off the charts. Boomer is lucky that jev only shoots people on COD lmfao.

    • @jacksamunster4407
      @jacksamunster4407 5 років тому

      Jev wouldn't do shit he's a pussy

    • @ifwhwhisper9861
      @ifwhwhisper9861 5 років тому +2

      @@jacksamunster4407 ok from your other comments ive seen i suspect you to be the boomer lmao

    • @xshaq
      @xshaq 5 років тому

      Lapis Eye you love hating on SUCCESSFUL people..LMAO

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 4 роки тому +3

    Jev is literally one of the only faze members i can stand watching, so much so that i didn't even assume he was a faze member when i saw my first video of him

  • @EdwardNo1
    @EdwardNo1 5 років тому +61

    Drug dealer jev be like: 1 gram of meth is just one line

    • @caseybarrett8352
      @caseybarrett8352 5 років тому +5

      I don’t know what you are talking about because I don’t do drugs and I don’t watch anime

    • @caseybarrett8352
      @caseybarrett8352 5 років тому +5

      And my hair is it’s natural color and I don’t listen to rap and I don’t play dark souls and I don’t use reddit

    • @CiawaBoss
      @CiawaBoss 5 років тому +1

      @@caseybarrett8352 the fuck dude?!

    • @Black-nf3tx
      @Black-nf3tx 5 років тому

      @@caseybarrett8352 who are you talking to bro you good?

    • @h-4248
      @h-4248 5 років тому

      @@caseybarrett8352 Take your meds, schizo.

  • @eddricus
    @eddricus 5 років тому +12

    Bro this reminds of JEVs old job when his boss thought he was on the phone in the bathroom. How do you attract these people 🤣

    • @Linets.
      @Linets. 5 років тому

      It is like my life indeed... 😔

  • @michaelsandoval2063
    @michaelsandoval2063 4 роки тому +6

    You should get one of those trespassing signs that say “we don’t call 911” with a picture of a gun on it

  • @bananaman_04
    @bananaman_04 5 років тому +75

    Lmaoooo Im laughing rn “he kinda looks like Vladimir Putin”😂😂

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 5 років тому +169

    *RIP to Juice Wrld man*
    Not trying to intrude on the COD vid but I know Jev liked his music and what not so... rest easy

    • @avelli2097
      @avelli2097 5 років тому +4

      @@gcarsk he had a seizure

    • @legokid-_-6902
      @legokid-_-6902 5 років тому

      ProDudeFilms he died?

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 5 років тому

      @@gcarsk seizure post plane ride...

    • @gcarsk
      @gcarsk 5 років тому

      TheUnknownSart 4/20 Damn. That’s a rough way to go out.

    • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
      @ProDudeFilmsGaming 5 років тому

      @@legokid-_-6902 yea man, he had a seizure in an airport and ended up dying

  • @irizxn
    @irizxn 3 роки тому +4

    Neighbors come in Jevs house while he’s snorting gfuel
    Neighbors: I knew it!
    Jev: 🤨

  • @justkath8730
    @justkath8730 5 років тому +16

    Next video on yt recomendation: “faze jev got swated. They think he sell drugs”

  • @sirbingle1825
    @sirbingle1825 5 років тому +11

    Wants to file a noise complaint when jev could just file a breaking and entry

  • @t1m045
    @t1m045 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine your neighbors coming to your house saying like: *Um hey can I buy a little heroine..? It’s for project purposes*

  • @shadiest_
    @shadiest_ 5 років тому +10

    You know the video is about to be awesome when Jev starts off with, “I gotta little story.”

  • @Hasahn.
    @Hasahn. 5 років тому +7

    6:10 I laughed too loud at this haha

  • @TOWER_ACTUAL
    @TOWER_ACTUAL 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life thank you Jevvv

  • @stoneapollyon8313
    @stoneapollyon8313 5 років тому +597

    at what cost did it take to get damascus
    jev: "everything..."

    • @TommFoolery
      @TommFoolery 5 років тому +11

      "Did you get damascus?"
      "Yes"
      "What did it cost?"
      *"Everything"*

    • @Hr-pn1vm
      @Hr-pn1vm 5 років тому +3

      Spidey way better phrased

  • @rag3_d3m0nx_x
    @rag3_d3m0nx_x 5 років тому +60

    "he kinda looks like Vladimir Putin" 😂😂

  • @Its.DatBoiDom
    @Its.DatBoiDom 5 років тому +1

    Jev is trending hell yeah

  • @bloodysunday52
    @bloodysunday52 5 років тому +30

    Jevs neighbor sounds like the teacher looking for Jason's fairy god parents

    • @joe-ug6fn
      @joe-ug6fn 5 років тому +1

      Crocker

    • @bloodysunday52
      @bloodysunday52 5 років тому

      @@joe-ug6fn i dont swing that way but you do you

  • @Teyontay
    @Teyontay 5 років тому +65

    My neighbors think I took their ups package, they are right.

  • @JimMadden
    @JimMadden 4 роки тому

    Welcome to my life man. I’m a heavily tattooed young person who’s always made good money so I live in areas with people like that. Often working from home too, with a nice car that’s hardly driven. Constantly accused of dealing.

  • @SporadicV2
    @SporadicV2 5 років тому +22

    Challenge Accepted: Walk into his house and assert dominance

  • @SerHergen
    @SerHergen 5 років тому +11

    I would be honored if I was considered a drug dealer by my neighborhood

  • @Typical_Rain
    @Typical_Rain Рік тому +1

    this has got to be one of your best videos.

    • @Kriplingpowr
      @Kriplingpowr Рік тому +1

      Yea definitely peak Jev was Modern Warfare 2019

  • @vigneshvattigunta9407
    @vigneshvattigunta9407 5 років тому +60

    Neighbor: This house seems like a drug den
    Also neighbor: lemme just walk in uninvited

  • @nut6572
    @nut6572 5 років тому +21

    U dropped this the day after I watched the “Drug Dealer Jev” video wtf.

  • @fl8818
    @fl8818 4 роки тому +2

    " stanley steamer the certified cleaner" is something I will never forget

  • @craze4019
    @craze4019 5 років тому +7

    That dude should be traveling around with Scooby doo if he really wants to solve mysteries so bad

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 5 років тому +1

      Even Scooby would stay away from him.

    • @Linets.
      @Linets. 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lastkixg4u_119
    @lastkixg4u_119 5 років тому +6

    Jev ty for uploading I couldn’t find a good video to watch

  • @coleman1726
    @coleman1726 4 роки тому +1

    6:45 some red tinted Coke 🤣🤣

  • @Hoops132
    @Hoops132 5 років тому +5

    J Cole said it best “ I guess the neighbours think I’m selling dope”

  • @thg176
    @thg176 5 років тому +10

    "I'm so tired of people" lmao finally someone else said it

  • @dark_vipex
    @dark_vipex 4 роки тому +2

    I'm looking back at this video thinking what do his neighbors think now

  • @markrounds7878
    @markrounds7878 5 років тому +10

    “Yeah, that’s the future old man”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Avetti1
    @Avetti1 5 років тому +12

    Did you get Damascus?
    Jev: yes
    What did it cost?
    Jev: my neighbourhood

  • @RzKay223
    @RzKay223 3 роки тому +1

    I knew what you were gonna say way before you said it. I work from home and constantly order from Amazon, have friends stop by a lot and rarely leave the house. I’m convinced my neighbors think I sell drugs as well.

  • @corazonnegro413
    @corazonnegro413 5 років тому +23

    “Who tf that is peaking at my window? Broke boys know I keep that extendo” gucci mane jev 🥶

  • @Vergixx
    @Vergixx 5 років тому +137

    “This video is gonna be a short one”
    Everyone of your videos is a “short one” they are the same length

    • @caseybarrett8352
      @caseybarrett8352 5 років тому +14

      It’s because it’s a short one

    • @Vergixx
      @Vergixx 5 років тому +1

      Casey Barrett facts

    • @Mel7eds
      @Mel7eds 5 років тому +2

      Casey Barrett like apex short or just a little short

    • @BurstanStudios
      @BurstanStudios 5 років тому +4

      clearly dont remember when jev mad his videos like 3 mins each

    • @BertMagurt
      @BertMagurt 5 років тому +3

      His vids averaged 3 mins years ago