the pain and disappointment in mikey's eyes when he says "no, he's not", he knew it was a mistake to let bitsy into the ring 😂 also richie asking if he's alive, I feel like he already knew the answer 😂
Just the mental image of Bitsy, the soft-spoken, but creepy, little mouse just flinging this dude around and beating the shit out him, is absolutely hilarious. Bitsy is really the best. Sorry to the other players.
@connorjohnson8590 a few. Astral self monk does like a solid 6d10+25(wis) dmg a round by level 17. Open hand monk does 10d10 necrotic dmg if the enemy manage to save om constitution. And that is with no magic items
@@connorjohnson8590 Normal ones, I think. Monks tend to be pretty OP if you give them the correct stats. With high enough dex and wisdom, they don't even have bad AC.
He fought that unarmed teenager with the vitriol and enthusiasm of someone beating up the villain who killed their entire family and burned their village to the ground.
Ah yes, the masters of "I'm a specialist in what I do, I know more than 10973 ways to f¥¢k you up ...and I JUST so happen to have the feats/perks to turn those methods into Geneva Suggestions." 😂🎲
You left out my favorite part- everyone is stunned that this little mouse threw a possum so far across the deck, and Bitsy turns around, panting, and says "who's the champ NOW?"
He double suplexed, bowser throwed a teenage possum covered in grease into a bunch of barrels, killing him on impact.... All of these are words i never thought i would hear in a single UA-cam short until today
I genuinely feel like Bitsy would stare into the void but the void would be too intimidated to stare back into Bitsy. For context. Bitsy: *Menacingly staring into the Abyss* Some random Eldritch god: Fuck that shit…. *Proceeds to close gateways*
Once in d&d I was fighting a frog and utterly murdered him on accident since I rolled so high and for the rest of the campaign I rolled low and my buddies kept joking I used all my power on the frog
Opossums are actually very sweet animals, when they don't feel threatened, and even when they do, they're practically the definition of "bark over bite", pretending to be rabid and violent when they are actually pacifistic and nearly immune to rabies.
I find it hilarious how they could do all of that yet bitsy has the tiniest voice (and judging from the animations, the tiniest everything) out of the group
Bro the first suplex knocked him to 0, the second made him fail 2 death saves(crit because unconscious) and then burst bowsered him into a barrel for the last
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where can i watch this
Yeah I want to know which one this is.
Lindsey Stirling's music, nice!
Remember this is a fucking mouse for god's sake
Can we now have Bitsy absolutely wrecking the possum in animated form?
M for Mouse
M for Monk
M for Murderer
And M-M-MONSTER KILL!
And M for an upside down W 😂
@@Calithilnetha suplexed M?
@@delved2deep266
No its for WUMBO
@@zcarp8642no WOMBO like that COMBO
the pain and disappointment in mikey's eyes when he says "no, he's not", he knew it was a mistake to let bitsy into the ring 😂 also richie asking if he's alive, I feel like he already knew the answer 😂
To be fair, he IS a Possum, so maybe he's just playing.
@@LegendsofAvantris we can only hope 😂
@@LegendsofAvantrisnah suplexes, barrels, and grease are fatal
From what campaign is this?
@kilometer5082 probably have your answer already but it's their "Uprooted" campaign
The smash cut to "YES!!!" killed me
Bloody Tears intensifies
The best use of a suplex since Sabin did it to the Doom Train in FFVI
Ngl i know the subtitles say yes but i just keep hearing DEATH and i cant tell if thats the subtitle being wrong or me being wrong
Honestly what I heard was “death!!” 😂
It also killed that teenage possum...
Reminder: don't get into a fight with Bitsy one-on-one
The horror
Is Bitsy secretly an Eldritch Horror? With that power, the Gods would even fear her XD
Make sure Bitsy agrees to not kill you beforehand.
Just the mental image of Bitsy, the soft-spoken, but creepy, little mouse just flinging this dude around and beating the shit out him, is absolutely hilarious.
Bitsy is really the best. Sorry to the other players.
@@Radio-97 hahaha "secretly"
“I wasn’t gonna kill him… but then I did. Whoops 🤷♀️”
Oopsy daisy!
@@LegendsofAvantrisOopsy Bitsy
"I wasn't going to kill him... but now that you told me not to, that sounds like a great idea!"
@@LegendsofAvantris What was Bitsy‘s class/job again? XD
Guess Gideon wasn't the only one who forgets to check his strength before acting
I don’t think you’re allowed to not die after a monk tosses your salad like that holy crap
His everything got tossed.
Holy crap, 61 points of damage as a MONK?!?! What kind of monk can pump out those kind of numbers????
@@connorjohnson8590WYM monks are crazy good 😂!!
@connorjohnson8590 a few. Astral self monk does like a solid 6d10+25(wis) dmg a round by level 17. Open hand monk does 10d10 necrotic dmg if the enemy manage to save om constitution. And that is with no magic items
@@connorjohnson8590 Normal ones, I think. Monks tend to be pretty OP if you give them the correct stats. With high enough dex and wisdom, they don't even have bad AC.
He fought that unarmed teenager with the vitriol and enthusiasm of someone beating up the villain who killed their entire family and burned their village to the ground.
And it was a Tuesday!
Like someone who doesn't know the difference between lemons and lemon juice
@@Moonstodes"well... ones a lemon and the others like a... liquidy-thing."
Bitsy has two modes: funni mouse and *MURDER*
When someone says "I'm gonna Zangief him," you know there's full murderous intent 😂
Zangief is the embodiment of making people find out. Regardless of if they fucked around first
FINAL, ATOMIC!!!!! BUSTER!!!!!
I AM RED CYCLONE!
MY LOYAL FANS!!!
TIME TO GET SERIOUS!
When your monk or wizard says "this is about to get so much worse for you", the npc is dead. Theres no way around it. They're gone, brother.
OoOoOoh, that brother's floating, in the aaaaaaaaair~
Ah yes, the masters of "I'm a specialist in what I do, I know more than 10973 ways to f¥¢k you up ...and I JUST so happen to have the feats/perks to turn those methods into Geneva Suggestions." 😂🎲
Sometimes I feel like I forget how terrifying Bitsy is...
She is very scary
Chuckles vs Bitsy. Who wins?
Certainly not the world
A fatal mistake on your part, really.
She so small and quiet!
@@Radio-97whoever wins, we loose! 😂
I think Bitsy is my favorite character of all time. I love her.
She is a mood, that's for sure.
God I can’t wait for this to get animated
Same
Tiny mousey Bitsy suplexing and Bowser-throwing a much likely larger animal is the best picture I've got in my head. 😂😂😂
the editing of these is so funny, the foreshadowing definition, the bloody YES, everything is so good
Definitely foreshadowed
"Zangief him backwards" is now an official move that I will use every single DnD session. Thank you, Derek.
How am I just learning Bitsy is a monk 😭
You're not alone, apparently that possum isn't the only one who learned today
I pretty much exclusively know this group via shorts and I had no idea what Bitsey was...monk was no where on the list
"I wasn't planning on killing him, but if he doesn't survive my moves, then well. Accidents happen."
"So pull my punches? Got it."
*Proceeds to brutalize via grapples instead.*
Lol, right?
You left out my favorite part- everyone is stunned that this little mouse threw a possum so far across the deck, and Bitsy turns around, panting, and says "who's the champ NOW?"
Having only watched the shorts, The stark contrast between Bitsy’s voice and childlike demeanor and then this BEATDOWN is hilarious
"Just don't kill him"
>immediate pulls a move straight out of a fighting game blowing three levels of super meter
I'm not going to kill him *proceeds to brutalize him mortal kombat style*
God this NEEDS to get animated I would loose my God damn mind
Bitsy seems so cute and silly but sometimes I remember that time with “stab me” and the eager volunteering… and now I’ll remember this, too. 😂
He double suplexed, bowser throwed a teenage possum covered in grease into a bunch of barrels, killing him on impact.... All of these are words i never thought i would hear in a single UA-cam short until today
I knew Bitsy as this sort of dimwitted mouse. Now I know she's absolutely insane and can throw hands. I am scared
Bitsy gets her honorary gator badge for deathrolling a lad
an EVIL death roll. Now.
She may not know how fruit juice works, but even the Illuminati is terrified of Bitsy.
Man just pulled off a King-level grapple chain, gawd dayum
Bitsy is more terrifying than I imagined. That opossum died so fast that it didnt have a chance to even realize what killed him.
Bro hit him with the King's death craddle combo
“Just don’t kill him”
“ILL DO YA ONE BETTER” - *annihilates the poor bastard*
Bro forgot he’s playing Bitsy and just turned into Leboosh 😂
You just described one of King's grappling combos from Tekken. Like almost exactly lol
I genuinely feel like Bitsy would stare into the void but the void would be too intimidated to stare back into Bitsy.
For context.
Bitsy: *Menacingly staring into the Abyss*
Some random Eldritch god: Fuck that shit…. *Proceeds to close gateways*
Bitsy is a monster the monsters let roam free. She is uncontainable. She exists as she pleases.
I CAN HEAR ROUNDTABLE RIVAL BY LINDSEY STIRLING IN THE BACKGROUND
SAME! I used to play this song all the time...
Feels like appropriate music to have as a mouse destroys a possum.
Only bad thing about this is Bitsy not following through on that scalp removal threat lol
A lesson can be learned in this video, never mess with Bitsy.
I think I understand why her village decided she needed to leave when she got heated about lemons vs lemon juice.
That “YES!” sounded more like “DEATH!”
Double suplex??? Holy shit dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and that "YES!" was priceless 🤣🤣🤣
Once in d&d I was fighting a frog and utterly murdered him on accident since I rolled so high and for the rest of the campaign I rolled low and my buddies kept joking I used all my power on the frog
“I *wasn’t* gonna kill him...”
But now I’m considering it
Do I even want to see an animated version of this?
Yes… Yes I do.
"I run over and check if he is alive"
Mikey: What do you think Im gonna say?
This is so much better because "Roundhouse Rival" is playing in the background😂
fyi the song's title is 'Roundtable Rival', but you were close! (sorry if that sounded rude)
This needs to be animated PLEASE!!!
Rountable Rival playing ever so softly in the background just makes this even better🤣
"I wasn't gonna kill him!" Foreshadowing is a literary device which-
Bitsy: I'm not going to kill him
Also bitsy: **FINISH HIM**
This is one of those times where someone has to say “Stop, Stop! He’s already dead” but i’m so happy no one did.
I can see the raging fiyer within this eyes nothing but rage and murder is behind them.
Love that rountable rival is playing in the background, perfect music for this scene.
That day everyone learned not to mess with the Fist of The North Mouse.
Bitsy is an absolute savage and she's earned my respect out of fear alone.
New verb unlocked: “to Zangief”
I'm going to die harder than that dude when this gets animated
i dont know whats more scary now. giddeon's meatball toss or bitsy..... just bitsy in general.
That was such a ride 😂 " I'm not gonna u alive him" 😂😂😂😂lies
Things get out of hand quick.
For once it wasn't mace unaliving a npc 😂
I wish they would add this to their youtube channel. I really wanna watch this.
BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
It always makes me cackle that Bitsy is just an itty bitty mouse that do all that… being suplexed by a mouse girl half your size
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE DEREK LAUNCH HIS GLASSES THE FIRST TIME
Opossums are actually very sweet animals, when they don't feel threatened, and even when they do, they're practically the definition of "bark over bite", pretending to be rabid and violent when they are actually pacifistic and nearly immune to rabies.
For some reason unknown to me the way Derek says and mimes "and I suplex him like so" is tickling my brain in the best way
And now Derek is going through his Kung Fu movie phase
"Final... Atomic....*Bitster"*
"just dont kill him" (then proceeds to just obliterate him to nothing)
Every part of that action are special moves from street fighter, even the grease. Love it❤
That description of the fight was gold!
I find it hilarious how they could do all of that yet bitsy has the tiniest voice (and judging from the animations, the tiniest everything) out of the group
i think they deserved some inspiration for that entire ordeal.
"I wasn't going to kill him*
-Proceeds to obliterate him
Perfect excuse?
"I didn't think he was made of paper maché. I was holding back."
"I did not hit her...! Oh hi, Mark." Ahh energy.
This is why you don't let the guy who specializes in hand to hand combat, fight you in hand to hand combat.
Foreshadowing 101
The art of storytelling right here, folks!
having Lindsey Sterling's Roundtable Rival in the background adds all the more to this istg 💀💀
"I run over to check if he's still alive-"
"No he's not."
There are two types of monk
The peaceful, serene sage
And:
When you start watching the group because of chuckles and then you find out DEREK is the unhinged one 😂
bro just experienced a full King grab sequence by a tiny monk lmfao
I cannot WAIT for this to be animated.
oh my god i need to see this animated IMMEDIATELY
Teenage Possum: *hisses*
Bitsy, pointing both index fingers with arms outstretched to the sky:
*"MY LOYAL FANS!!!!"*
I love these guys. Would also love if there was a link to the full episode the short is on 😊
Dude I can not wait till someone animates this scene!!!
This is my favorite campaign! I wish there were more episodes!
Just imagining a large mouse doing this to a large possum!!!😂😂😂
He is SUPER dead
Bro the first suplex knocked him to 0, the second made him fail 2 death saves(crit because unconscious) and then burst bowsered him into a barrel for the last
Derek has NO chill omg.
Bitsy: I wasn't *going to* kill him but now that you've asked me not to, I think i will
Oh MY GOD. I NEED to see the entire episode that leads up to this very moment!!!!
I knew I was hearing Roundtable Rival in the background.
"i run up to see if hes alive"
"No, hes not..."
BITSY, GAWD DAYUM, HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE
Didn’t even have home roll medicine just “no he’s not” 😂
This is a tiny mouse girl name Bitsy. I love it
I could watch this over and over and over again.
Lindsey Stirling music playing in the background. That music is awesome!