ASEXUAL REACTS TO 50 SHADES OF GREY

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  • @chrisklemens
    @chrisklemens 6 років тому +2691

    what a.....journey

    • @gwihan
      @gwihan 6 років тому +1

      Chris Klemens lmfao

    • @lordsheebus
      @lordsheebus 6 років тому +1

      ohhh my gaww. i love you and your snarky attitude SO much. i cant believe youre from delaware, i shit bricks when i found out you rep the 302. I WANNA MEET YOU SO BADLY! come down to sussex county next time you visit home... i would buy you food and gifts and unlimited drinks if you ever agreed to partying in dewey

    • @lordsheebus
      @lordsheebus 6 років тому +3

      yanno even if you dont agree to meeting me, a 27 year old georgetown....ian... georgetownite? whatever. i think filming a vlog with you and christine getting drunk AF at the rudder or starboard would be LIT. the people here are goddamn wild

    • @myleighmunn3977
      @myleighmunn3977 6 років тому

      tbh it was a journey

  • @derrickm4687
    @derrickm4687 6 років тому +695

    That parallel parking job was the hottest part of the movie

  • @restable
    @restable 6 років тому +3026

    i love the fact that you're effortlessly funny

    • @mojo.s4669
      @mojo.s4669 6 років тому +21

      I love how effortlessly attractive you are... Sorry I'm an uncultured swine 😂

    • @heyitspoppy6321
      @heyitspoppy6321 6 років тому +6

      Max King Christine is the best

    • @restable
      @restable 6 років тому +6

      Steven pie Theories aw thank u

    • @mojo.s4669
      @mojo.s4669 6 років тому +2

      Luke Ed Way to assume my age... He can't be any younger than 15.

    • @aaliyahetc.6687
      @aaliyahetc.6687 6 років тому +2

      Not at all tf

  • @leannuh47
    @leannuh47 6 років тому +1511

    I’ve never watched or read or been interested in 50 Shades. This is the only way I want to watch it, watching Christine and Chris react to it. Perfect.

    • @The1997wiki
      @The1997wiki 6 років тому +1

      Leannuh Renee I can't watch it I fell embarrassed and awkward 😑🙄

    • @melihavoc
      @melihavoc 6 років тому

      Same!

    • @shenelking7818
      @shenelking7818 6 років тому

      The story plot is actually really good but skip over the sex scenes.🙄

    • @TeamBroccoli
      @TeamBroccoli 6 років тому

      Lol, same, until now, now i'm kind of curious..haha

    • @Babysymmetry
      @Babysymmetry 6 років тому +1

      Leannuh Renee same I find anything to do with 50 shades boring but this was review was awesome😆

  • @JeraSky
    @JeraSky 6 років тому +1496

    on board for this as a series. it feels like i have friends

    • @ssofiaah
      @ssofiaah 6 років тому +9

      this is me woaw just what I was thinking while watching this

    • @Mofasho
      @Mofasho 6 років тому +4

      Jera Sky How would this be a series.. Like, "Asexual reacts to.." videos ?

    • @crystaldaniels1254
      @crystaldaniels1254 6 років тому +1

      I agree this needs to be a show. I would watch. We need more ace entertainment.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 6 років тому +1883

    lol that seemed very uncomfortable to watch. but yes, do more movie reviews!!!!

    • @ladyheavdev
      @ladyheavdev 6 років тому +3

      Bailey Brian it’s almost as bad as The Human Centipede, But me being a kinda horny Pansexual, it’s slightly better😏

    • @sophiedufresne7459
      @sophiedufresne7459 6 років тому +1

      Slightly lmao

    • @Feelflowww
      @Feelflowww 6 років тому +1

      Bailey Brian please do more Christine!! This was awesome

  • @danamashpotates
    @danamashpotates 6 років тому +334

    “Mrs. Grey?”
    *Thats So Raven “Yup that’s me”*

  • @VincentD16
    @VincentD16 6 років тому +388

    I’m not even asexual, and I feel the same way about 50 shades of grey.

  • @brandonktemple
    @brandonktemple 6 років тому +455

    Christine and Chris: Movie Reviews has to be a thing!

  • @rubyhernandez373
    @rubyhernandez373 6 років тому +563

    "I thought it was role play but it's .....it's an actual home invader"

  • @lauraderninjurassicpark
    @lauraderninjurassicpark 6 років тому +181

    seeing Christine's face go from uneasy to full horror in 30 seconds flat has been the highlight of my day

  • @rezkat03
    @rezkat03 6 років тому +1430

    Anyone try to see what Christine was seeing through her glasses reflection? Not worth looking it up on youtube XD

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 6 років тому +41

      Kim Johnson I mean I am now lol

    • @nataney1474
      @nataney1474 6 років тому

      Kim Johnson I

    • @juratchet
      @juratchet 6 років тому

      Yes haha

    • @angel-gu8co
      @angel-gu8co 6 років тому +3

      i imagine it would be hard to find on youtube

    • @amandarushworth2294
      @amandarushworth2294 6 років тому +2

      I watched all 3 movies on putlocker! There’s a ton of ads at first but it’s worth the watch

  • @farrahwho
    @farrahwho 6 років тому +215

    "that parallel parking is the hottest thing in the movie" me as hell sdfsdgdsg

  • @hannahroseczora4007
    @hannahroseczora4007 6 років тому +75

    "Oh my god her bangs are bad in every movie"
    lmao when Christine is a fashion icon

  • @purplesewa
    @purplesewa 6 років тому +409

    *I thought that it was roleplay, but it was actually a home invader* SAMMMEE CHRISTINE, JUST SAME.

    • @2swaggy
      @2swaggy 6 років тому +4

      sewa_valenz i read this as christine said that

    • @eliasprobably
      @eliasprobably 6 років тому +3

      i was cryiNG at that

  • @kimberwilkerson8827
    @kimberwilkerson8827 6 років тому +293

    WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY
    WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS

    • @Rawr98
      @Rawr98 6 років тому +17

      Kimber Wilkerson kumbayaaaaa my lord!

    • @flightneedsanupgrade
      @flightneedsanupgrade 6 років тому +2

      Yea I'm going to hell for watching this

  • @punkrdoodles
    @punkrdoodles 6 років тому +46

    “I can’t tell if this is hot or creepy” *the perfect description of 50 Shades of Grey*

  • @TheNamesNatalie23
    @TheNamesNatalie23 6 років тому +51

    “I really don’t think I can show that”
    ***tries to see it in the reflection on Christine’s glasses***

  • @PalisBee
    @PalisBee 6 років тому +468

    Need more asexual content.

  • @Psyteth
    @Psyteth 6 років тому +98

    Shoutout to the random jar of peanut butter on your tv stand.

  • @BellaGG1917
    @BellaGG1917 6 років тому +114

    “Well I’m still not aroused...” MOOD

  • @Daniel-me7bw
    @Daniel-me7bw 6 років тому +156

    me: *tries to watch the movie through Christine’s glasses*

    • @ilianamiraflores
      @ilianamiraflores 6 років тому +2

      ABCDEFG T I'm pretty sure they meant the reflection on Christine's glasses 😂

  • @chantsdc3215
    @chantsdc3215 6 років тому +26

    Raw authentic footage.. IM HERE FOR ALLL OF IT

  • @jennarenteria5526
    @jennarenteria5526 6 років тому +40

    50 shades is kinda unintentionally hilarious I recommend it to everyone cause it's sure to be a great time

  • @sarahfrey3876
    @sarahfrey3876 6 років тому +69

    I'm asexual, this was honestly my reaction too. Probs most people's tbh. Hell nah.

  • @madelines.9140
    @madelines.9140 6 років тому +478

    Debating on if I should watch the movie now...like 4/7 butt plugs ?? Seems legit

    • @raespice
      @raespice 6 років тому +13

      Madeline S. Same like I planned on renting a movie tonight and now I’m like fuck.... am i about to rent fucking 50 shades???? Lol

    • @Bl0odyH3art
      @Bl0odyH3art 6 років тому +11

      Yeah watch them. I’ve read the first and second books and while they sucked, they sucked so much they were funny. The movies are better than the books but it just became a “relatable” trend to hate on the movie. I liked them.

    • @raespice
      @raespice 6 років тому +1

      carolina I read all 3 and didn’t hate them. But that first movie was so fucking cringe I couldn’t take it

    • @madelines.9140
      @madelines.9140 6 років тому +1

      RaeQuigley I havent read any of them but I did actually have to walk out on the first movie as well lol.

    • @carolineholden
      @carolineholden 6 років тому +1

      Madeline S. More like 2/7 for acting 5/7 for sex scenes 😂😂

  • @monicab5578
    @monicab5578 6 років тому +24

    "I thought it was role play but it's...it's actually a home invader" 😂😂😂- whole series in one sentence

  • @derrickm4687
    @derrickm4687 6 років тому +40

    Seeing her face watch the movie is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @sabrinao.9242
    @sabrinao.9242 6 років тому +15

    YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO WATCH PERFECT TIMING

  • @patrickmassey1939
    @patrickmassey1939 6 років тому +11

    As someone who has never seen any of these movies or read the books, I was really confused, but quality content!

  •  6 років тому +22

    God bless u Christine for making aces more visible!

  • @nasamian
    @nasamian 6 років тому +87

    Lol I watched all three and the asexual in me was so uncomfortable and embarrassed but it was worth it because there was so much crazy cringe-worthy dramatic moments to talk about with my close friend.

  • @colleenc.9900
    @colleenc.9900 6 років тому +89

    I’m trying to watch it through the glare of Christine’s glasses

  • @shannon6816
    @shannon6816 6 років тому

    wow now this is a SERIES i would watch over n over again

  • @katnon
    @katnon 6 років тому +280

    happy pride month

    • @rattears1991
      @rattears1991 6 років тому +10

      Katie Gagnon 20gayteen is alive and breathing

    • @leemonroe6526
      @leemonroe6526 6 років тому +2

      Katie Gagnon Happy Pride Month!

  • @izzystrack7919
    @izzystrack7919 6 років тому

    Need more movie reviews now!!! This was something I didn’t know I needed

  • @mariahtedder
    @mariahtedder 6 років тому +4

    PLEASE REACT TO THE REST OF THE SERIES BC YALLS REACTIONS ARE GREAT

  • @CircleHeaded
    @CircleHeaded 6 років тому

    Christine is an asexual icon!! Omg love you girl 😍😍😍 Cant wait for next episode of your podcast to drop ❤❤

  • @elliemurphy2828
    @elliemurphy2828 6 років тому +18

    The video I never knew I needed.

  • @Chofyta
    @Chofyta 7 місяців тому

    I was just wondering if an Ace had recorded themself reacting to this, so thank you very much !

  • @ghosttoast8270
    @ghosttoast8270 6 років тому +574

    Where's my asexual fam at?

  • @waneeduh
    @waneeduh 6 років тому

    LOL you guys need to do more movie reviews. I love it

  • @princessmadison588
    @princessmadison588 6 років тому +31

    "Final thoughts with Lomi Tahren" 😂

  • @rubyelizabeth618
    @rubyelizabeth618 6 років тому

    This is the best video I’ve watched this week

  • @BUTTON4242
    @BUTTON4242 6 років тому +90

    "What did we pay for??"
    *porn*

  • @nerdygem8620
    @nerdygem8620 6 років тому

    I love how casual you both are in this! X

  • @stephanierestlessinseattle5261
    @stephanierestlessinseattle5261 6 років тому +109

    I am not 100 percent Asexual but I am a LOT less interested than most my poor BF is so supportive but my point is THANK YOU not all of us think super horny

    • @stephanierestlessinseattle5261
      @stephanierestlessinseattle5261 6 років тому +14

      Witch's Brew Sims so many categories can't I just be --- "meh-trosexual "like if it's there cool maybe but if not MEH I don't want to slap a sticker on my for sale sign no need to define me

    • @flightneedsanupgrade
      @flightneedsanupgrade 6 років тому +1

      I'm asexual to the max.

  • @howyoumetmel
    @howyoumetmel 6 років тому

    please start a series lmao this was great

  • @KaitlinKalLee
    @KaitlinKalLee 6 років тому +20

    Christine and Chris movie reviews must continue and with the inanimate object ratings 💀

  • @jaqiguess5338
    @jaqiguess5338 6 років тому

    I’m 100% ready for this to be a series

  • @meganloveslife8570
    @meganloveslife8570 6 років тому +8

    I love watching Chris and Christine!!

  • @multifandomfaneditor5554
    @multifandomfaneditor5554 6 років тому

    I have been waiting for this moment. And that now it’s here, I’m shooketh

  • @bayanmoran
    @bayanmoran 6 років тому +12

    IT STARTED WITH MY BONER THROBBING AND ENDED WITH MY HEART THROBBING LMFAOOOO IM DYING

  • @erikachamberlin1171
    @erikachamberlin1171 6 років тому +1

    LOVE this. please do more christine and chris movie reviews hun

  • @frogpunch99
    @frogpunch99 6 років тому +11

    “that parallel parking job has been the hottest thing in this movie” SJEJEVK ME

  • @MaribethBrisky
    @MaribethBrisky 6 років тому

    This is the content that I needed in my life today. Thanks Christine!

  • @brangpt
    @brangpt 6 років тому +27

    i thought it was roleplay but its actually a home invader ME

  • @MS-sk2yk
    @MS-sk2yk 6 років тому

    my favorite part of this video is the end when Christine does the ooh-waahah thing from the song down with the sickness

  • @MultiAniBanani
    @MultiAniBanani 6 років тому +66

    Christine is me.
    I am Christine.
    We are one (1) person

  • @angeliquespencer5301
    @angeliquespencer5301 6 років тому

    I laughed SOOOOO much!!!! You have a gift Christine!! Truly!!! Don't let stupid unsolicited opinions get to you because your content truly brightens my day, and I'm certain I'm not the only one that feels that way!!!

  • @ColinCowe
    @ColinCowe 6 років тому +135

    "I’ve been saving a fortune lately. Instead of spending a fortune ringing expensive sex lines, I ring the Samaritans and say, "Talk dirty or I’ll kill myself !" Which I'm totally into.

  • @ivytaylor1494
    @ivytaylor1494 6 років тому

    The best part about this is it wasn’t planned, you just got the idea and decided to do it yet it’s still funny!

  • @Kbp4eva1
    @Kbp4eva1 6 років тому +3

    “That parrallel parking job is the hottest thing that has happened so far” LMFAO TBFH

  • @luff-n-stuff5298
    @luff-n-stuff5298 6 років тому

    this needs to happen more often...I love this so so much

  • @delaneyholden5641
    @delaneyholden5641 6 років тому +17

    Christine: HANDCUFFS

  • @charleighlarocca1402
    @charleighlarocca1402 6 років тому

    Hey Christine I’m not sure if you ever read your comments section especially considering you get such a large number but I figured the comments section here on UA-cam was really as good a place as any to send you a message. I just wanted to say that I admire you so much. You’re one of those rare creators who actually make me laugh and smile and think in meaningful ways. You’re so real with your audience about who you are and your thoughts and struggles and that means so much to me. It takes a lot of courage to share yourself the way you do and I often feel like you are not given the appreciation, love, and support you so deserve and I think that’s a real shame. Hope you know that you being a lot of happiness and meaning to my life and the lives of so many others. You’re a truly beautiful human being. Thank you for all the laughs, Christine! ❤️

  • @lynettecamarillo
    @lynettecamarillo 6 років тому +16

    Love you Christine!

  • @diananicole4949
    @diananicole4949 6 років тому

    waiting for the next movie review now, this was great

  • @kaalexand26
    @kaalexand26 6 років тому +5

    this actually made me want to watch these movies

  • @jazmynevermeulen2538
    @jazmynevermeulen2538 6 років тому +1

    You guys are seriously my favourite youtubers I love all of your videos

  • @shannonjhn
    @shannonjhn 6 років тому +18

    This trilogy got progressively worst like how how does a movie get progressively worst. LIKE HOW HOW

  • @thestraycat514
    @thestraycat514 6 років тому

    this was a rollercoaster of emotions. The ending card is perfect!

  • @AllyssiaRose
    @AllyssiaRose 6 років тому +3

    Hahahha. I like the idea of a movie review series. Specifically sequels with no prior knowledge of the previous films. 😂😂

  • @mynameisreallycool1
    @mynameisreallycool1 6 років тому

    Please make this a series, you two are hilarious

  • @loo6357
    @loo6357 6 років тому +26

    I love how Christian Friendly this is il watch it at youth group

  • @Jennateeeee
    @Jennateeeee 6 років тому

    Yo please do this more often. I was crying laughing

  • @avagarcia-blacker796
    @avagarcia-blacker796 6 років тому +26

    ILYSM

  • @selenagallegos6525
    @selenagallegos6525 6 років тому

    I love this please let it be a new series

  • @saan3937
    @saan3937 6 років тому +33

    poor thing looks traumatised

  • @whenimgone1104
    @whenimgone1104 6 років тому +2

    yes please. this would be a fantastic series

  • @Katieeee18
    @Katieeee18 6 років тому +14

    next time you review a movie, do it high

  • @neynettles007
    @neynettles007 6 років тому

    I fucking love you Christine!!!!!!!!! And Chris!! This better be the start of a new series!!!!

  • @jaspy8864
    @jaspy8864 6 років тому +10

    As someone who is really kinky, this is hillarious to watch not only a vanilla person but someone who is asexual.

  • @cloudynights837
    @cloudynights837 6 років тому +1

    I hope you & Chris keep doing this, it was really funny!

  • @bribanner8601
    @bribanner8601 6 років тому +9

    Anyone else trying to see the scenes in christines glasses😂😂😂

  • @user-sn3nb8dw9m
    @user-sn3nb8dw9m 6 років тому

    yes this needs to be a series pls

  • @El-ku7xe
    @El-ku7xe 6 років тому +8

    unpopular opinion: these movies and books are horrific lmao

  • @talyadelatouche5650
    @talyadelatouche5650 6 років тому

    please please do more of thesee!! I loved it

  • @taylordennis3550
    @taylordennis3550 6 років тому +31

    4:20 blaze it more like 4:20 praise it do Jesus not weed 😂😂

  • @laurenwilson6757
    @laurenwilson6757 6 років тому

    I went on UA-cam to see if there were any videos of yours I had missed and HOLY CRAP WAS MY TIMING PERFECT. Love you for always being so open about this stuff. Keep it up girl, appreciate u 🖤

  • @karamragi1279
    @karamragi1279 6 років тому +4

    "we have no context.. who tf is Hyde" meanwhile they're watching 50 shades freed the third film in the series lmao

  • @Kimberly-vx7ln
    @Kimberly-vx7ln 6 років тому +1

    MUCH LOVE FOR YOU AHH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto2647 6 років тому +3

    Happy Pride Month guys ❤💛💚💙💜

  • @sarahholm283
    @sarahholm283 6 років тому +1

    Chris and Christine give me life. I need a friend like this!❤️

  • @iamnotinteresting1
    @iamnotinteresting1 6 років тому +3

    As an asexual who has also sat through 50 shades I find it more of a comedy film????

  • @rebeccagibbs4128
    @rebeccagibbs4128 6 років тому

    this was great! I would love it to become a regular series:D

  • @CallMeDutch83
    @CallMeDutch83 6 років тому +5

    *Eyes bulge from head* I'M CRYING. 😂😂😂

  • @garrettdiluted
    @garrettdiluted 6 років тому

    I'm all for this being a series! You could let fans pick the movies through twitter polls or something and just do it like once a month

  • @katrinebella
    @katrinebella 6 років тому

    Omg love this! You gotta make sexy film reviews!! It’s amazing 😂😂😂🔥

  • @naynay-65
    @naynay-65 6 років тому +3

    hahahahaha "i'm still not aroused" haha i love you christine!