Bro turned the brightness to “moody” Bro legit took the “nearly blind” difficulty Bro fr turned on the “hive aura” ☠️ Bro turned his special on 😭 Bro IS the hivemind 💀 Rate them from 1 - 10 (idk why i added this but it’d be fun to see people rate the 5 jokes from 1 - 10)
@@isleman2 there is actually a Bible story that involves a plague of locusts but that’s no where near as bad cause I think those were mosquitoes or nats in the video
@@Eden_Nine Yeah, one of the 3 ( I think there were 3) curses that befell the kingdom of Egypt (the Pharao had imprisoned the people moses would go on to lead to safety) was a huge swarm of locusts that ravaged all the crops and spread famine across the land. However, I think the everglade is outside the jurisdiction of God cause even he wouldn't create so many bugs 💀
@@kalidjackson every ghetto motherfucker in any shit part if an american city has grills. Only florida has crocs gators and pythons all in one giant wetland... With a man walking barefoot through it at night grabbin em
I love how the snakes just don't even bother trying to bite you. They just accept their fate with the mentality of "no one can match Florida man's power." 😂
Snakes are dumb, and that they will almost never bite a hand that picks them up because in their brain, since they’re hanging from it, it is a tree. They will however freely go for the face
yeah snakes in general only attack you if you do quick movements and are posturing aggressively. Or if you step on them or something of course. Some are more aggressive but the non venomous ones are basically harmless below certain sizes tho.
in louisiana, we folks go barefoot everywhere 😂😂😂 even when we go huntin for swamp puppies and bull frogs. we go out in the swamps just for fun most of the time. me and my cousins out there all tha time lmao.
@@yaboyfrresh city boy alert! 🚨 its actually a really fun time. yk i had a friend just like u. complete city boy. wouldnt do nothing at all. then a showed him the ropes to everything i do. catching gators, huntin for bull frogs, makin fish and crawfish traps. now hes just like me. maybe go out side “Ya Boy Frresh” more like “Ya Boy stays inside his house for frreakishly long”
I don't know how to tell crocodiles and alligators apart, but you don't mess with the former. People wrestle alligators. Even nut-jobs avoid wrestling crocs one-on-one.
@@allydr90Nile Crocs, Saltwater Crocs & Cuban Crocs I would agree are far more aggressive than the American Alligator..But from my 44 years growing up in Homestead fl & the surrounding everglades my experience says otherwise..The American Crocodiles prefer to be left alone vs the Alligators here are almost always likely to approach you..If you ever visit Flamingo National Park their are plenty of American Crocs that will go out there way to avoid you vs Alligators that are a nuisance if you are trying to fish in their vicinity. They will practically not leave you alone & they are very persistent buddy😉
@@bigsweatyboy1 and florida dudes can go outside and find a 500 pound gator in their backyard. nobody gives a flying fuck about australia, little man. 6'2 is nothing
The actual definition of a Florida man Edit: Don’t be offended by this if ur from Florida, it’s just a joke! I just mean to make people laugh, and this is how some of the people act when I return to Florida, and they are always great people. Have an amazing day 😊 Edit 2: Dang, if likes were a currency, I would have stoinks! Tysm guys ur all the best
Crocodiles and alligators are very curious animals, they love to swim up to boats and kayaks to investigate them. All reptiles and Crocodilians are very intelligent
They paying cash for them damn snakes to be killed on sight lol I don’t have the balls to do what they do but shit 1700 for snakes over 10 ft and 3K for a sack of eggs yeah I’m going 🤣
Yes a master scammer lol. Dudes running a reptile and wildlife center with mostly domesticated animals in the yard and editing it with real boat trips into the everglades.
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." 💀
Just dont breathe
@@canadaman9373 no problem 👍
🪦
😂
@@d4rkech0 He's actually right. I go to the Everglades myself almost once a week and the bugs are wayyy worse than what the video shows.
Bro just sparking a lighter is going to get you a fucking killstreak
Bro is gonna have a final boss fight when he finds that 20 foot long python
No, he will be the final boss
When I finished reading you comment @insertgoodname6931, I started to hear Jojo's Bizarre Adventure boss music in my mind
I'm a little concerned how he'll pick him up. A 20 footer is what, 250 pounds? And they're crazy strong too.
@@ILuvAyeAye hes just build like that thats finna become his pet burh
@@ILuvAyeAye He wrestled a Python the size of a dog before, and took on a 15 footer before
The croc: "I don't like the way you're looking at me either."
Underrated
He's scared of being *yoinked*
😂😂😂😂
Lol
He's pissed off at the racist Floridian for calling him a croc
"The bugs aren't to bad tonight ✨just don't breathe ✨"😂😂
😂😂😂
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight."
Visibility: 10%
Does no one out of the 700 people who liked this comment have something to reply? I'll be the first I guess
Fr
Static pov
Bro turned the brightness to “moody”
Bro legit took the “nearly blind” difficulty
Bro fr turned on the “hive aura” ☠️
Bro turned his special on 😭
Bro IS the hivemind 💀
Rate them from 1 - 10 (idk why i added this but it’d be fun to see people rate the 5 jokes from 1 - 10)
@@Jake_GotthardDomain Expansion, Endless Swarm
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight”
*steps in literal static*
Bitrate 📉 😂
If i walk outside and see moving TV static im going BACK INSIDE
I need at least a hazmat suit at that point
@@impirialgaming7341 NASA needs to hook us up lol 👨🚀👍
“Just don’t breathe”
Him: " He's pretty handsome tho..."
Crocodile: " You don't look bad yourself..." 😂
Flattery cannot save him from the Florida yoinker though
End so was born Godzilla
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." SIR YOU ARE STEPPING IN LITERAL TV STATIC WITH THE VISION OF A HALF DEAD 80 YEAR OLD WITH DEMENTIA
You stole from two of the top comments and ruined their joke smh. What a shame.
“ the bugs aren’t too bad tonight. Just don’t breathe” great advice
That’s exactly what I was about to comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
You mean don’t breathe?
That bug part literally scared the life out of me, i looked away for a second and came back to that
It’s “breathe”
@@nugassbitch sorry I didn’t pass second grade
"Bugs aint bad tonight." That was a biblical plague.
nah man, that's Australia
Just don’t breath tonight
Naaah, not even the bible has any story like this man. This cant even be god's creation 💀
@@isleman2 there is actually a Bible story that involves a plague of locusts but that’s no where near as bad cause I think those were mosquitoes or nats in the video
@@Eden_Nine Yeah, one of the 3 ( I think there were 3) curses that befell the kingdom of Egypt (the Pharao had imprisoned the people moses would go on to lead to safety) was a huge swarm of locusts that ravaged all the crops and spread famine across the land.
However, I think the everglade is outside the jurisdiction of God cause even he wouldn't create so many bugs 💀
That "Yoink" is the most feared sound in Florida
Yeah why do you think we never get to see the Skunk ape in these videos? He's afraid of the "Yoink"
"Welcome to Wendy's how can I help you"
"Hi I'm in the Florida Everglades and I'm looking for the 20 ft Burmese python"
I bet he yoinks takeaways at drive thrus
You know they’re from florida when they call Alligators “swamp puppies”
Ikr 😂😂
this is literally in Florida so it makes sense
And he’s barefoot💀💀
He also called them crocodiles…
@@NoFatChicks410The first one IS a crocodile. Florida have both.
"Hey guys I'm here in Atlantis searching for the kraken, anyways look at this cute little megalodon"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cute little sea puppy
Megalodon be pissin himself after he saw this man that will yoink everything.
Yoink
See that a leviathan is just staying still inside gigantic cave..
“Ooh I’ve finally found the rare Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yoink”
Definition of "Death doesn't scare me, he does"
Bro's the embodiment of Florida
Unless he has grills this comment is invalid
@@kalidjackson every ghetto motherfucker in any shit part if an american city has grills. Only florida has crocs gators and pythons all in one giant wetland...
With a man walking barefoot through it at night grabbin em
What about the clip of the man eating cheescake out in the evergaldes durring the night.
But hes not in prison
Mmmmmmmm has he ever been in a wallfe house at three am
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" while bro is filming literal TV static
😅 lmao
Too bad tonight there’s just about 500 swarming my feet
😂😂😂😂
“Just don’t breathe”
😂😂😂
Croc: *aggressively beelines towards you*
Garrett: "hey buddy, what're you doin?" 😊😊
The discovery channel need to recruit this guy
Bros the definition of “Everything they fear is you”
🤖
Genuine question, I thought the quote was “The only thing they fear is you” from Doom, is this something else or a typo?
@@SilenceUnspoken"The Only Thing They Fear is You" is a song from Doom Eternal, possibly what the original commenter is referencing
@@oumarkoume7238I think you just said what he said in a different way lol
@@mr_camillion1955 idk what I was on. Must've been high
"Just don't breathe" had me DYING
Quite literally
Haha see what i did there
@@munich_fan 😐
George coud do it
🤖🤖
Mission failed, you breathed
If this guy was transported into 40k he'd definitely be yoinking the entire ecosystem of the Catachan rainforests.
The bird was like "heck not again " when he touched it 😂😂
Bro that type of guy who calls 911 and ask if theres an emergency
does anyone else not do that?
🤣🤣🤣
This comment is too underrated
Read something new. Just creative. Woww 😉
Brother 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
I love how the snakes just don't even bother trying to bite you. They just accept their fate with the mentality of "no one can match Florida man's power." 😂
Snakes are dumb, and that they will almost never bite a hand that picks them up because in their brain, since they’re hanging from it, it is a tree. They will however freely go for the face
They're surprisingly docile most of them want nothing to do with us
yeah snakes in general only attack you if you do quick movements and are posturing aggressively. Or if you step on them or something of course. Some are more aggressive but the non venomous ones are basically harmless below certain sizes tho.
They like his warm hands.
It’s all about the yoink if you yoink them up they don’t bite
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight"
me having a malaria while watch this
"Yoink" Never gets old!
love your videos but
i totally understand if you stop updating someday suddenly.
Homie finna become one with nature literally
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh out loud 😂
DSM-5 📚
😂😂😂 Florida life be like…
As an Australian, I am making you an honorary citizen of our country. You deserve it.
I do not think theres much yoinking of of some of your species of snakes. I hear they can counter yoink.!
@@venomous2die4they are pretty yoinkless in Oz from what I understand.
Every single thing in Australia could and will kill you if you touch it.
@@kaylamarie8309 ok
That's just a normal day in the south.
“Bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ain’t no way breh i would’ve been dead in seconds
The bugs arent too bad tonight
Famous last words
Floridians are the only people who can call alligators "swamp puppies", go up and yoink random snakes, and actively look for 20-foot snakes
my grandmother died of diabetes and other health issues its so cute and funny (she actually died so...)
@@lonekoq4646 rip should've ate more fruits and veggies
@@punnygod6287 how do you know she wasn’t born with it?
@@Mr_Hockey because it's incredibly rare for that to happen
@@punnygod6287 ok but it still could have been nothing to do with diet
THE MOSQUITOES 💀
REAL
in dry places they’ll go for your eyes for H2o
Dude that got a VISCERAL reaction out of me
@@prosi1337 just don't see
That's the state bird of Florida you're talking about there. 😂
"The bugs aren't to bad tonight" That is a code to live by
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight”
It looks like the static on my TV
the fact that he is barefoot makes it even more impressive
in louisiana, we folks go barefoot everywhere 😂😂😂 even when we go huntin for swamp puppies and bull frogs. we go out in the swamps just for fun most of the time. me and my cousins out there all tha time lmao.
@@corbinoiscool sounds like a great time weirdo
@@yaboyfrresh city boy alert! 🚨 its actually a really fun time. yk i had a friend just like u. complete city boy. wouldnt do nothing at all. then a showed him the ropes to everything i do. catching gators, huntin for bull frogs, makin fish and crawfish traps. now hes just like me. maybe go out side “Ya Boy Frresh” more like “Ya Boy stays inside his house for frreakishly long”
@@corbinoiscool ctfuuu I laughed out loud u really just pulled my card... Touche my brother lol you got that
@@yaboyfrresh did u just have a stroke? what does ctfuuuuuuuu mean?
I don't care how non-venomous or friendly they are, I'm not yoinking a snake.
But still thank you for showing us how to yoink a snake
I will definitely be yoinking the first snake i see
Them snake yoinks were the last thing you shoulda been worried abt in this😂
You can yoink my snake if you like.😂
I bet you yoink your snake on a daily basis 😂
You gotta yoink the snake, can't leave the man hanging like that. Lol
Bro is like playing Pokémon Florida ver irl
That yellow rat noodle was just PARTYING before you grabbed him bro
lil dude was vibing unbelievably hard
my man out here in hardcore mode vibing like a mofo
He is in creative mode
He forgot to activate fear 💀
Lame comment
Shoeless 😮
858 what is a skunk ape
I love how every time he says “just don’t breathe” he’s being 100% serious 😭
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ten seconds later choking
That was a literal wall of bugs. You could hold back a Mongolian army with that.
Average Florida man be like : "Look i found a croc first "
I don't know how to tell crocodiles and alligators apart, but you don't mess with the former. People wrestle alligators. Even nut-jobs avoid wrestling crocs one-on-one.
@@Nerdnumberone Bro, like no offense, you don't know when and how to take a joke
It's an American Croc, which is less aggressive than the American Alligator@@Nerdnumberone
@@kingk7613 it's the reverse, buddy.
@@allydr90Nile Crocs, Saltwater Crocs & Cuban Crocs I would agree are far more aggressive than the American Alligator..But from my 44 years growing up in Homestead fl & the surrounding everglades my experience says otherwise..The American Crocodiles prefer to be left alone vs the Alligators here are almost always likely to approach you..If you ever visit Flamingo National Park their are plenty of American Crocs that will go out there way to avoid you vs Alligators that are a nuisance if you are trying to fish in their vicinity. They will practically not leave you alone & they are very persistent buddy😉
"Oh a rattle snake"
*fucking dies*
I mean he already grabbed a cotton mouth. I think he'd be fine
You forgot the yoink
I thought he said rat snake
funniest comment ever.
Oh no, not the poor snake :(
The swamp puppy said: do you have any games on your phone?
That swamp puppy probably recognized and was like hey it's you what's up
Brooooo imagine having an electric fly swatter when walking towards thousands of mosquitoes, that would sound so satisfying
That thing would probably short out 😮😅
i imagine it would be the closest to wielding a lightsaber
Mass genocide equivalent of bubble wrap lmao
Until it gives up.
That mf gone be more of a lightshow than nikola tesla's tesla tower produced💀💀💀
"Try not to scare ya, buddy"
Alligator: the feeling is mutual
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” while in the middle of a bug hurricane
Proof the cameraman never dies
They just yoink out if life sometimes, hehehehehe😂
😭😭😭
yes all reactment nothing real
as a american if i see 1 more camera man joke i will grab a fucking snake and ask people on the street if they like the cameraman joke
@@lookatmypfpbbg based on your username I can tell you’re an American
*i like how he picks up Snakes and compliments*
*them when they're in the Fight or Flight Mode*
I like how he is completely calm around those swamp puppies
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight."
The bugs : *No signal*
"Check out these baby Killdeer!"
The mother: "I see you've chosen death and endless screeching..."
As a Florida man, I can confirm those bugs weren't that bad
Also a Florida man, they are and screw that lol
As a Manitoba man I now see the one benefit of -40 winters.
@@totower9597 😂😂
As a former Florida man, I can confirm that the bugs were bad.
Florida man is basically the long lost twin of Australian man
Australia man is arguably more dangerous by a long shot. Speaking from experience.
100%
@@bigsweatyboy1 no florida man cooks australia man anyday
@@crimsonszero My G I can take a 5 minute drive to the park and have 6'2 kangaroos just lying around 3 feet away from me
@@bigsweatyboy1 and florida dudes can go outside and find a 500 pound gator in their backyard. nobody gives a flying fuck about australia, little man. 6'2 is nothing
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A FishingGarret."
"hey buddy what are you doing"
swamp puppy: "bro i litteraly live here"
The actual definition of a Florida man
Edit: Don’t be offended by this if ur from Florida, it’s just a joke! I just mean to make people laugh, and this is how some of the people act when I return to Florida, and they are always great people. Have an amazing day 😊
Edit 2: Dang, if likes were a currency, I would have stoinks! Tysm guys ur all the best
Fr
Not drinking enough also his clear voice indicates he doesn't smoke either
I was just about to say that bruhh
Go to Australia and you will question your existance
Australia don't got shit go get own by a kangaroo
Bro has balls of titanium
And caveman feet!😂
This nigga got balls like krillin tryna to hit perfect cell 😂😂😂😂
He's a Florida man.
🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘
@@wh112978 those are what our feet are supposed to look...with muscle and wide, not skinny and boney
does this guy js have the animal aura? them crawlers look chill asf
I love how this guy can just “yoink” (all puns intended) literally any animal with fear
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” Bro I’m dying rn☠️
How does this have 536 likes but no replies?
Bro has no fear in him whatsoever. He’s walking around like he’s in god mode or something
Lmaoo no cap
I'm not scared of snakes or Crocs I actually like them the only thing thig I would be scared of is the bugs
And when he said the bugs aren't too bad tonight hee being legit they aren't actually they bad tonight
@@themaskedman8668the only thing that scares me is the wasp nest or giant ant hills.
Nah he’s in blessing mod
The bug thing was already funny, then he said “just don’t breathe” and it got me so hard.
"He his pretty handsome tho"
Croc:He is pretty tasty tho
I’m so glad there are people who are able to walk barefoot through swamps at midnight.
the fact that he can do this and still be alive is scary
@@PixelyDino nah you get used to it
@@itsalphoenixyt yeah this is a tradition for me
im beside myself. My foot fetish is in over drive. LOL
That first crocodile gave a "What the fuck bro" look 💀
he was plotting how he wanted to grab his prey and rip it to shreds
"the bugs arent too bad tonight..."
"just don't breath"💀
Him:hes pretty handsome tho
Crocodile:you to 😁
Crocodiles and alligators are very curious animals, they love to swim up to boats and kayaks to investigate them. All reptiles and Crocodilians are very intelligent
They seem a bit nosey lol
@Waaahhh l they can seem that way hehe, they love to hang out. Their soooo cute, just floating in the water like that
Their sense of touch is super sensitive so if it disturbs the water they wanna know if it's snack time or not
I didn’t know crocs are in Florida, only knew of alligators
@@charliemiles6722some parts of florida there are american crocodiles. But mostly there are alligator
"The bugs aren't bad tonight. Just don't breathe..." I can't...
Fr u will be eating bugs for the next yr
"Florida Protein" ?
Dude, these snakes look at him like :" SIR I HAVE NEVER!@#!!"
Those last 3 snakes were running for their lives. They were like "HELP! HELP! shit he got me. HELP!"
If you see someone that grabs anything with his bare hands and says "yoink", he knows what he is doing. Trust him with your life.
Swamp puppy: Yoink, I gotta human. A bit stringy, though.
What do we have here? *YOINKS AGGRESSIVELY*
alligators always look like they’re smiling and crocodiles always look like they JUST took meth
Never smile at a crocodile
dey got all dem teeth but no toothbrush
A crocodile reminds me of an alligator on meth also 🤣
bros immune system/body is invincible
The 1st crock was like : bro wtf is that light I can hear you in the dark too,oh noo I think he is putting it in my eyeballs now
This man's gonna forever look for 20 foot pythons.
Technically a size of that python would meant apex predator and real invasive species.
Perhaps the true 20 foot burmese python was the friends we made along the way
He is the skunk ape
They paying cash for them damn snakes to be killed on sight lol I don’t have the balls to do what they do but shit 1700 for snakes over 10 ft and 3K for a sack of eggs yeah I’m going 🤣
Just get this man his 20ft bermuse python
As a floridian, I can confirm that is my route to school.
Would you kindly not younk any species on the way?
@@kokodjamba6657what if there invasive
😂
"the bugs aren't too bad tonight"
Bro is getting ingupled in bugs 😭😭
When the sawmp puppies are more civil than the people in Florida
Lol what do you know about us Floridians..but one thing you should know we don't play nice so stay away we don't invite or like Yankees
Underrated comment
@@KoltStevens-es7vn its a joke
@@KoltStevens-es7vn Half of our population are yankees homeslice.
@@jwhbos
You mean the snow birds? They ain’t native. They’re a highly destructive invasive species and the natives hate them.
“I don’t like the way he’s looking at me” I don’t know why I thought you were gonna punch it 😂
Clint Eastwood....
Make my Day 😅
I mean he is a Florida Man.
"On this way this swamp puppy just comes bee lining right at me"
*Jumps in water*
"Yoink"
"He is pretty handsome though"
*Lunges at his head*
"What are you looking at?"
Croc "Bare feet, good choice"
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight. Just don't breathe."💀
How does this guy have 195 likes and no comments till now?
What do you do for living
He: Yoink💀
Every surrounding creature panics the second they start hearing “yoink”
Ok this man needs a tv show right now
But jackass already exists.
Florida Steve Irwin?
He's like the guy every Florida Man looks up to.
As a proud Florida Man myself, this man is my hero
@@targettoad691 The Patron Saint of all Florida Men! May he keep you save on all your barefoot journeys.
he is THE florida man
Yes a master scammer lol. Dudes running a reptile and wildlife center with mostly domesticated animals in the yard and editing it with real boat trips into the everglades.
"I'm not trying to scare you," said the apex predator to the swamp puppy.
Bro is the main character of a survival game
How is this guy still alive wtf
Maybe there are no Stingrays in the Everglades.
@@Smachfest there are
He's flordian
Most of these animals won't bother you if you maintain your distance. Notice how he didn't try to touch the Crocs, Gators, or Venomous snakes
He gained immunity from living in the Florida Everglades for so long
As a Floridian, I can confirm this is every Florida mans idol
Man: o dont like the way hes looking at me but he is handsom
Croc: thank you
"What do we have here?!" Yoink! LOL
Bro is a literally a Disney princess with these animals
I’m dead😂
Please don't bring that chitpark up again.
A pretty Handsy one at that
as a Florida man I can confidently say that this is a average Tuesday at 9:23 pm
Imagine Friday night at 12:34 am