I’m going to be taking a week break starting from 10/4/22 - 10/10/22. Unfortunately, Top Tier Editing, the company that edited my videos for the past few years is shutting down. While I take this week break I’m going to be hiring a new editor as well as use this time to get ahead in content. While Top Tier Editing is shutting down I did want to thank Emily, Aren, Annie and Krasimir for editing my videos these past few years and producing some of the best content I’ve ever made. I wish all of you the best of luck in your future endeavors! I hope you all don’t mind me taking this break and I can’t wait to begin making content again starting on the 11th!
Don’t worry mad i’ll be binging all of your other videos in the mean time lol but seriously it’s all good bro, make sure you’re happy with what content you’re putting out :)
We never mind you taking a break, you work really hard. I’m gonna miss these editors. They added to the great quality of these videos. But I know the future editors will be great as well. You deserve a break
'Can't have two roosters' Me who has had about 8 roosters and 15 hens...our roosters never fought with each other unless they wanted to either sit on my lap or eat from our hands lol
I find English interesting because of all the possibilities with spellings for different words. It's also fun to see how others pronounce specific words because of experiences and other factors in their lives. A fun example is my last name; My last name is pronounced "Mac-a-doo" although it's spelled "McAdoo" by my family. Anyway, have a good day to you!!
My personal opinion on the best chicken I've eaten would be daves hot chicken, It's just the right amount of crispy for me and I can choose my heat level
Okay so I was so into the conversation about Mc that I didn't notice they went into another round, and I was so confused as to how there were only 2 seekers.
I know I don't like to swear at all or on any platform for being a 21 year old, but I had to put this out that my favorite part was at 12:22-12:27 was when Charlie said "Get back here you B*#$%". I don't know why but the way he said that made me laugh, chuckle, giggle, and made me tear from all of it all in one. Plus, I hope that the new editor that your going to be hiring is going to be just as good as Emily, Aren, Annie, and Krasimir for editing your future videos. Also myself and your fans on your channel will always appreciate them for all that they did and to also wish them the best of luck in their future endeavors. We as your fans will miss them. Lastly, take as much time as you need Max, you don't need to apologize. Everyone needs a break once in a while, am I right.
There was this one rooster at a ranch I volunteered at who was mean for no reason. Got me in the back of the leg once. We had chicken that night. (Unrelated chicken but still chicken)
If we're talking fried chicken... best chicken I've ever had was at a place called Chicken Express. I don't know if they're located anywhere outside of Texas but damn is it good fried chimken
Username checks out. Though I'd like to mention that pronunciation can be a little loose when it comes to accents. There are some pronunciations that are definite but if everyone pronounced things the same way, we wouldn't have accents.
Today was the day, I would finally become the crispiest piece of bread in the bag. Once I was popped in the toaster, I started to wonder 'what would it be like after this? What would be in store for me? How would I be eaten? With butter? With jam? ...maybe they like their toast dry' I could feel my body get stiff at the thought... or maybe it's the toasting booth I'm in... I looked to my friend who was sitting in the booth across from me, we weren't really friends, but she was there anyway. "Tina, aren't you excited?" I said, you could hear the excitement in my voice. "Turner, you're such a perv. Stop talking to me." She turned away from me, though she couldn't turn around because of lack of space. "Let me guess. You want to be covered in avocado, you seem like the kind of bread who would like a little bit of olive oil, maybe some salt and pepper." "Ew, stop talking to me loser." Tina, once again, dismissed me. I went back to thinking about what life is going to be like after this... living in a body... oh the thoughts running through my head make me lean against the wall in anticipation. A ding could be heard and a loud pop, "Oh, my toast is done."
If I'm not misstaken the "Mc" used to be "Mac" but some time ago the "a" was lost. So following that logic, it should be pronounced as "Mac" and not "M'i'c". To me it seems to be just another Amercianisation of words/names/things.
SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss. The voice laughs. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed. SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME Villager 1: Think it's in there? Villager 2: All right. Let's get it! Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. The mob gasp. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin... Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear.
Villagers: No! SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it. Villager 1: Right... Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. All: (Screaming!!!) Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can. SHREK: And stay out! ( He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud. SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"? He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground. THE NEXT DAY - FOREST Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. GUARD: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! THE CAPTAIN: Next!
GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself. Villager: Lousy twenty pieces... GUARD: Get up! Come on! Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon. GUARD: Sit down there! Be quiet! Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. (Smacks Donkey) DONKEY: Oh! THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got? GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. THE CAPTAIN: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent). THE CAPTAIN: Well?.. OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! THE CAPTAIN: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. THE CAPTAIN: Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. DONKEY: Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN: He can fly! THREE LITTLE PIGS: He can fly! THE CAPTAIN: He can talk?! DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.)
GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself. Villager: Lousy twenty pieces... GUARD: Get up! Come on! Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon. GUARD: Sit down there! Be quiet! Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. (Smacks Donkey) DONKEY: Oh! THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got? GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table. THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. THE CAPTAIN: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent). THE CAPTAIN: Well?..
OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! THE CAPTAIN: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. THE CAPTAIN: Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. DONKEY: Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN: He can fly! THREE LITTLE PIGS: He can fly! THE CAPTAIN: He can talk?! DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.) THE CAPTAIN: Seize him! Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest. GUARDS: He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him. THE CAPTAIN: You there. Ogre! SHREK: Aye? THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility? SHREK: Oh, really? You and what army? (Smiles) The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him. DONKEY: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! SHREK: Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! DONKEY: Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really. DONKEY: Man, it's good to be free.
DONKEY: Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the hut) SHREK: Ah! What are you...no! (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) No! DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'... I'm makin' waffles. SHREK: (Groans in frustration) DONKEY: Where do, uh, I sleep? SHREK: (irritated) Outside! DONKEY: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me... SHREK'S HOME - NIGHT Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits down, lights a candle made out of his own earwax, and begins eating. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. Shrek is about to take a bite when he hears a creaking noise. He stands up with a huff. SHREK: (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside! DONKEY: (from the window) I am outside! Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. He sees several shadows moving and looks around. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? MOUSE 2: It's not home, but it'll do just fine. GORDER: (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed. SHREK Got ya. (Grabs Gorder, but he escapes and lands on his shoulder.) GORDER: I found some cheese. (bites into Shrek's ear) SHREK: Ow! (tries to grab him) GORDER: Blah! Awful stuff. (jumps down to the table) BLIND MOUSE: Is that you, Gorder? GORDER: How did you know? SHREK: Enough! (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) Hey! Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table! (pushes the coffin away) DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. SHREK: Huh? Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. The Big Bad Wolf is laying in the bed. BIG BAD WOLF: What? Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. SHREK: I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do get a little privacy? He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. SHREK: Oh, no. No! No! (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks) The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc. SHREK: What are you doing in my swamp?!! Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. Gasps are heard all around. The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent. SHREK: All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! DWARVES: Hey! Quickly. Come on! More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them. SHREK: No, no! No, no. Not there! Not there! Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. He gives Donkey an annoyed look. DONKEY: Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. PINOCCHIO: Well gosh, no one invited us. SHREK: What?! PINOCCHIO: We were forced to come here! SHREK: By who?! LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice.
So weird thing, according just to google translate of the seven languages I checked (English, Japanese, Arabic, Spanish, Filipino, Turkish, and French) 4 of then said Mac and not Mic qnd one said Ng.
I’m going to be taking a week break starting from 10/4/22 - 10/10/22.
Unfortunately, Top Tier Editing, the company that edited my videos for the past
few years is shutting down. While I take this week break I’m going to be hiring
a new editor as well as use this time to get ahead in content.
While Top Tier Editing is shutting down I did want to thank Emily, Aren, Annie and
Krasimir for editing my videos these past few years and producing some of the
best content I’ve ever made. I wish all of you the best of luck in your future endeavors!
I hope you all don’t mind me taking this break and I can’t wait to begin making
content again starting on the 11th!
Don’t worry mad i’ll be binging all of your other videos in the mean time lol
but seriously it’s all good bro, make sure you’re happy with what content you’re putting out :)
We never mind you taking a break, you work really hard. I’m gonna miss these editors. They added to the great quality of these videos. But I know the future editors will be great as well. You deserve a break
Such mad lads. Such Chads. Such good editors. Good luck you guys! And can't wait for the 11th!
Don't apologize for taking a break. I hope everything goes well
Welp, my mornings have gotten a lot less funny now....
I don’t trust anyone that passes by a flock of birds and doesn’t reference that vine.
Very true
I don’t trust anyone that passes by a bunch of birds and does reference that vine.
Guess we’re at an impass
It's only if they are geese or ducks for me
1:11 I am dying that would've been hilarious. Just can picture Charlie being salty in the video cause of a misunderstanding. 😂
Thank you Top Tier Editing for your service o7 we appreciate you all
Max's videos never fail to make me smile. Keep up the awesome work! I hope yall are doing good!
Max you always post in time for me to have something entertaining to watch on my work break! Thank u😂❤
As someone who works at McDonald’s, brain be hurting ._.But hearing that conversation made me laugh though. Love you guys and your videos!
'Can't have two roosters'
Me who has had about 8 roosters and 15 hens...our roosters never fought with each other unless they wanted to either sit on my lap or eat from our hands lol
I find English interesting because of all the possibilities with spellings for different words. It's also fun to see how others pronounce specific words because of experiences and other factors in their lives. A fun example is my last name;
My last name is pronounced "Mac-a-doo" although it's spelled "McAdoo" by my family.
Anyway, have a good day to you!!
actually, it's Mac, its also in a lot of Scottish Surnames like McIntyre
I love when Ross starts ranting. Great video Max! :)
These videos never cease to make me laugh 😂
Same 😂
I think pumpkins would be a good October theme. Or ghosts, maybe just costumes in general.
Im kinda upset that no body was Chicken Little.
Poor Ross, just wanted to live out his role play days in the chat 😂
13:21 top tier reference Krista…this video is just full of great jokes
My personal opinion on the best chicken I've eaten would be daves hot chicken, It's just the right amount of crispy for me and I can choose my heat level
Okay so I was so into the conversation about Mc that I didn't notice they went into another round, and I was so confused as to how there were only 2 seekers.
I love Ross's "see ya"
The casual “yeah” killed me
I love learning grammar with Ross and ciharlie
In Australia we call McDonalds, Maccas pronounced like Macers 👍 👌
Ayy gotta love celebrating my birthday with a Mithzan video!!!
Ah, a classic vine reference.
I hope you guys enjoy your brake thank you for the funny content videos and for the awesome hard work editing too
"she lied as naturally as she breathed" originated from kaguya love is war
It was a narration text bubble for hayasaka lying
I haven't been around roosters but apparently they are aggressive if you're near like "their group"
But doesn’t McDonald’s themselves call their burgers Big Mac, not Big Mc
TBF the British way is correct as Mc is just shorthand for Mac so it should always be Mac. Although language does change overtime so doesn’t matter
Already love this as always
This is probably the best video on your channel (unbiased)
The important video playlist is a gift to the world
You know things are getting chaotic when the players start using the chat box
Also, I miss KFC since starting Weight Watchers.
Sometimes I’m a little scared of Ross.
I loved the silent bit
I know I don't like to swear at all or on any platform for being a 21 year old, but I had to put this out that my favorite part was at 12:22-12:27 was when Charlie said "Get back here you B*#$%". I don't know why but the way he said that made me laugh, chuckle, giggle, and made me tear from all of it all in one.
Plus, I hope that the new editor that your going to be hiring is going to be just as good as Emily, Aren, Annie, and Krasimir for editing your future videos. Also myself and your fans on your channel will always appreciate them for all that they did and to also wish them the best of luck in their future endeavors. We as your fans will miss them. Lastly, take as much time as you need Max, you don't need to apologize. Everyone needs a break once in a while, am I right.
Love seeing Doug in the holes. It’s so random 😂
There was this one rooster at a ranch I volunteered at who was mean for no reason. Got me in the back of the leg once. We had chicken that night. (Unrelated chicken but still chicken)
Chickens used to be called the Red Jungle Fowl
I feel like that instead of the fire works arrows. They should be the glowing arrows
17:43 did anyone else read the chat 🤣
Glad my roosters don't fight or try and attack me
I just remember someone. Where is Ross's chicken? Thundermuffin?
If we're talking fried chicken... best chicken I've ever had was at a place called Chicken Express. I don't know if they're located anywhere outside of Texas but damn is it good fried chimken
We have some here in Arkansas too and I agree it has the best chicken, AND the best sweet tea
Y'all should have done a mean girls theme and released it today (October 3rd)
"It's not mac donalds"
The Brits. They're coming.
i die every time max asks charlie a question about the UK and he gets upset lmfaoo
edit: CHICKEN RUN 2??? BRUH
MACCIES FOR THE WIN 🏆
Gonna be honest, Max’s skin kinda looks like a priest chicken
Can’t believe Ross didn’t know the Jojo reference.
It’s ‘Mac’ Donalds because Mc is Scottish and is pronounced ‘Mac’
Thunder muffins return
Are we humans considered frogs, in a frog's pov?
Ok for the mc vs Mac controversy, MacDonalds is the brand, but its called McDonalds in America.
If anyone would be willing to read my many chicken stories comment below :)
Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicken, lay a little Ross for me
I’m just starting the video and now I want you to do a Wallace and Gromit theme
Squirt bottles full of water keep the roosters away.
As someone who literally has the last name McDonald, Max is saying it correctly.
Username checks out.
Though I'd like to mention that pronunciation can be a little loose when it comes to accents. There are some pronunciations that are definite but if everyone pronounced things the same way, we wouldn't have accents.
All I can say is its not a Big Mic is it
Chickens are mean little things. I remember this chicken named bubble gum who would always attack my sister. Chickens are scary.
Today was the day, I would finally become the crispiest piece of bread in the bag. Once I was popped in the toaster, I started to wonder 'what would it be like after this? What would be in store for me? How would I be eaten? With butter? With jam? ...maybe they like their toast dry' I could feel my body get stiff at the thought... or maybe it's the toasting booth I'm in...
I looked to my friend who was sitting in the booth across from me, we weren't really friends, but she was there anyway.
"Tina, aren't you excited?" I said, you could hear the excitement in my voice.
"Turner, you're such a perv. Stop talking to me." She turned away from me, though she couldn't turn around because of lack of space.
"Let me guess. You want to be covered in avocado, you seem like the kind of bread who would like a little bit of olive oil, maybe some salt and pepper."
"Ew, stop talking to me loser." Tina, once again, dismissed me.
I went back to thinking about what life is going to be like after this... living in a body... oh the thoughts running through my head make me lean against the wall in anticipation.
A ding could be heard and a loud pop, "Oh, my toast is done."
What inspired the Ross cam for hide and seeks?
I dont have discored but hide n seek theme idea sir pelos spooky month :)
in new Zealand we call mcdonalds maccas
actually, wierdly enough, the English languages originated in Germany. That's why it's so similar to German.
its macies because of the big mac
I thought Max was a chicken in a robe
Do chicken death run with death being a farmer 😂 Chicken Run
Chicken man
We call Mc Donald’s maccas in Australia so America is the odd one out here
Max I love your vids!!!
Your favorite anime characters hide n seek
I’ve always wondered but what are the commands to do this hide and seek or is it from the server hosting?
Im surprised no one had a chicken little skin
If I'm not misstaken the "Mc" used to be "Mac" but some time ago the "a" was lost. So following that logic, it should be pronounced as "Mac" and not "M'i'c".
To me it seems to be just another Amercianisation of words/names/things.
Kinda sad no one was a dino chicken nugget
I say it like Mac Donald's and I'm American
Chickens!!!!
SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss.
The voice laughs. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed.
SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of -
We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign.
In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
Villager 1: Think it's in there?
Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!
Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob.
SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
The mob gasp.
SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...
Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear.
Villagers: No!
SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it.
Villager 1: Right...
Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming.
SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away.
All: (Screaming!!!)
Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can.
SHREK: And stay out! (
He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud.
SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"?
He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground.
THE NEXT DAY - FOREST
Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs.
GUARD: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
THE CAPTAIN: Next!
GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)
THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself.
Villager: Lousy twenty pieces...
GUARD: Get up! Come on!
Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon.
GUARD: Sit down there! Be quiet!
Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage.
LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small.
DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. (Smacks Donkey)
DONKEY: Oh!
THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?
GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)
THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!
Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.
THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?
OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey.
THE CAPTAIN: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent).
THE CAPTAIN: Well?..
OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!
THE CAPTAIN: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw.
THE CAPTAIN: Get her out of my sight.
OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards.
DONKEY: Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN: He can fly!
THREE LITTLE PIGS: He can fly!
THE CAPTAIN: He can talk?!
DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.)
GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)
THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself.
Villager: Lousy twenty pieces...
GUARD: Get up! Come on!
Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon.
GUARD: Sit down there! Be quiet!
Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage.
LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small.
DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
OLD WOMAN: Oh, shut up. (Smacks Donkey)
DONKEY: Oh!
THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?
GEPPETTO: This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)
THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
PINOCCHIO: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!
Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.
THE CAPTAIN: Next! What have you got?
OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey.
THE CAPTAIN: Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent).
THE CAPTAIN: Well?..
OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!
THE CAPTAIN: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw.
THE CAPTAIN: Get her out of my sight.
OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards.
DONKEY: Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN: He can fly!
THREE LITTLE PIGS: He can fly!
THE CAPTAIN: He can talk?!
DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.)
THE CAPTAIN: Seize him!
Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest.
GUARDS: He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!
Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him.
THE CAPTAIN: You there. Ogre!
SHREK: Aye?
THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility?
SHREK: Oh, really? You and what army? (Smiles)
The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him.
DONKEY: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!
SHREK: Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!
DONKEY: Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.
SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really.
DONKEY: Man, it's good to be free.
DONKEY: Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the hut)
SHREK: Ah! What are you...no! (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) No!
DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'... I'm makin' waffles.
SHREK: (Groans in frustration)
DONKEY: Where do, uh, I sleep?
SHREK: (irritated) Outside!
DONKEY: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's no one here beside me...
SHREK'S HOME - NIGHT
Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits down, lights a candle made out of his own earwax, and begins eating. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. Shrek is about to take a bite when he hears a creaking noise. He stands up with a huff.
SHREK: (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside!
DONKEY: (from the window) I am outside!
Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. He sees several shadows moving and looks around. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table.
MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
MOUSE 2: It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
GORDER: (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.
SHREK Got ya. (Grabs Gorder, but he escapes and lands on his shoulder.)
GORDER: I found some cheese. (bites into Shrek's ear)
SHREK: Ow! (tries to grab him)
GORDER: Blah! Awful stuff. (jumps down to the table)
BLIND MOUSE: Is that you, Gorder?
GORDER: How did you know?
SHREK: Enough! (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) Hey!
Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table.
SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table! (pushes the coffin away)
DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
SHREK: Huh?
Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. The Big Bad Wolf is laying in the bed.
BIG BAD WOLF: What?
Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door.
SHREK: I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do get a little privacy?
He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp.
SHREK: Oh, no. No! No! (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks)
The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.
SHREK: What are you doing in my swamp?!!
Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. Gasps are heard all around. The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent.
SHREK: All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
DWARVES: Hey! Quickly. Come on!
More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them.
SHREK: No, no! No, no. Not there! Not there!
Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. He gives Donkey an annoyed look.
DONKEY: Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
PINOCCHIO: Well gosh, no one invited us.
SHREK: What?!
PINOCCHIO: We were forced to come here!
SHREK: By who?!
LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice.
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