Just quick maffs, check'd it in every aspect and calculated that the materials used for production and the performance are not worth that much, "try it before you buy it"
IKEA is overpriced af, i got bigger than the last table but with 4 chair new and oak for 127, it's sturdy, smells nice, sounds nice, she even smiles when you put your hand on it
@@Oreosmilkshake Depends, if you really don't have much money and just want cheap shit to get by, they sell nighstands for like 5$, I've seen tables for less than 20$, you literally can't get cheaper than that for new stuff. But yeah, if you're looking for higher end, hard wood stuff, you're usually overpaying and still getting the shitty Ikea quality.
Underrated Comment. I use this video to fall asleep and have since it was released. True Story. I'm convinced cigarette smokers could quit the habit with this video. Just watch it when they have a craving.
O yeah then having to spend what feels like years debating between 2 things and then just to get hit with hmmm it’s a bit expensive we’ll come back next time
@@taheps5855 Just breathe. It'll be okay. The sweet Swedish embrace of IKEA will be there for you. All of the tiny pencils and measuring tapes you could ask for. And SWEDISH MEATBALLS FOREVER!
@@thatopendiffdude9109 If so, The RB20 has a much higher power output, but will probably cost you a bit more. They both have turbos, and if I were you, I would stick with the CA18 and not go through the trouble.
When I was a kid I used to think "I'll never be a dorky grown up like that"...30 years later I discover that not give a sh*t about trying to be cool actually makes you confident, which actually makes you cool despite being a giant dork and not caring LOL. Leek your geek flag fly IKEA dad!
The funny things dads don’t realize is half the time when you make something yourself after all the materials purchase, tools necessary, and time it ends up costing just as much if not more than purchasing it from a place like IKEA
This channel is a perfect example of filming in stores the right way. No harrassing the employees or causing them trouble, or anything. Just some good jokes and characters.
I'll never forget going shoe shopping as a kid with my dad. He walked straight over to a 'dad-value price tag' before the sales associate stated, "those are women's shoes." I'm not a women.
Videos like this make me know how it feels to have a normal dad unlike the alcoholic dad my mom divorced when I was 11 and then my step dad who hates me
Paid Testimonial: I always wanted to learn how to be a Dad, but the beginning seemed so slow and frustrating. This tutorial changed my life. Step 1: Bang on shit. Step 2: Repeat step 1. Wow! I am a new man. Thanks, Cherdz!
Can i get a "Hey pop pop"? cuz he missed you all..
Also thanks for 700k!! WTFFFFFrick you guys make me a happy boy:))) When did you first subscribe?
Hey pop pop
Cherdleys hey pop pop!
Cherdleys I LOVE YOU SO MUCH POPS
Hey Pop Pop been here since 97k
been subbed since the mid 1800's
“Something’s off with you”
*knocks on it twice*
“Yep, I don’t like it.”
*smells* mmmm
-ahh they’re fake-
😂😂😂😭
Ya we saw
Nicefail87 what a sad, sad life bud
.
My dad @ me
When he said "too expensive" WE ALL FELT THAT
@SG
Yea
I won't even shop on the dollar menu, soup kitchen only.
U call her setphanie? I call her headphanie
Just quick maffs, check'd it in every aspect and calculated that the materials used for production and the performance are not worth that much, "try it before you buy it"
This is where dads actually go when they say they’re going to get milk.
Really? Wow my dad's been at IKEA for over 18 years now...
Deja Vu he had gotten lost
@@DejaVuDream.0 he is playing in smallland
Deja Vu must’ve found a good oak finish
Ya know I thought I saw my dad at my last ikea trip but he said he went to get cigarettes, so couldn’t have been him.
As the daughter of a handyman, I hear "I could build this myself" every time we shop for stuff
Then they never build it
@@raphaelrigobert981 .....why so aggressive?
@@raphaelrigobert981 no u
@@gavinhicks7621 never said he was gonna, said he could.
@@strawberrygoldfiish8606 cause hes one of those who never builds it.
this feels less like a sketch and more like a found footage documentary
if had no context of who cherdlys is, i would’ve thought that he’s an actual dad with a filming crew
No it feels like asmr
*slaps wife's ass*
"That is not good craftsmanship"
Bar Mitzvah Elmo I wheezed
I sneezed
Wow Chow I jizzed
I camed
I shitted
I wasn’t quite sure how to be the father to my son. Thankfully, I stumbled upon this tutorial.
Pause... "Kathryn"?
Paul Johnson it’s 2019 my dude.
@@microsprig if you're going that far then might as well change your name.
BroHamManRaging Okay. Any suggestions?
@@microsprig how the hell am I suppose to know, I'm not even thinking of names for my "future children" as I know I wont have a future with any woman.
Him tapping on everything is just some kind of asmr
DO U LIKE IT
@@Cherdleys 11/10 better than other asmr channels, definitely could tell that you know your Oak
When Dad whispers softly to the Swedish furniture.
Ciarah my like me it 666, you can thank me latet
@@Cherdleys I RIKE IT DADDY!
“restrooms are located near the restaurant” is a nice way of telling people not to shit in the fake toilets
Theres a story behind every sign
@@thenobalnacho "why did my toilet come with shit inside???"
@@Gysoff 😹😹😹
@@Gysoff "oh, that's decoration!"
me : dad, this is my new girlfriend : Stephany
dad : *knocks on her head*, no i’m not sure about her
*sniffs her hair*, nope get her out
MathisMathis Klein LOLLLL XD
underrated comment
I'd get rid of a 'Stephany' too
tutu66555you 76890As I
You still able and willing to give 90As
I love how the guy behind him in the last scene was doing exactly what he was, except unironically.
I didn't catch that, good eye!!
Where timestamp
At the end
@@taylorr5187
7:11 till the end
I was scrolling through the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only one who caught that lmfaoo
Dad’s be like: “Furniture” noises
It's tru
There is a reason, you'll figure it out eventually.
Every one: “Knock knock”
Who’s there?
Dads: I don’t like it.
I would like this, but the like-count is too good.
Laugh all you want but you wish you had dad confidence.
Wow! I didnt come to the comment section to be called out like this D:
My dad is confidence
"I can make this myself, why would I spend my hard earned money on this?" Me every damn day
"Hard workin money"
Me to except I can't make shit.
I know it's not very rational thinking but the hell with it anyway.
IKEA is overpriced af, i got bigger than the last table but with 4 chair new and oak for 127, it's sturdy, smells nice, sounds nice, she even smiles when you put your hand on it
me looking at a college diploma
@@Oreosmilkshake Depends, if you really don't have much money and just want cheap shit to get by, they sell nighstands for like 5$, I've seen tables for less than 20$, you literally can't get cheaper than that for new stuff.
But yeah, if you're looking for higher end, hard wood stuff, you're usually overpaying and still getting the shitty Ikea quality.
When he said “I can make... I can make this myself why should I spend my hard work and money on this” is really my dad in any situation.
This is how dads find their perfect wives. It works 99% of the time
Zuzu hey and if they’re not perfect there’s always another piece of furniture to see
Zuzu VERY TRU
But....how are they *dads* if they don't have a wife yet???? 🤔🤔🤔
That'll do.
ChillBro Braggins unmarried people have children too
On the day of my child's birth I'm buying a fanny pack.
I'm one step ahead of you
You monster
I don’t know how you got laid without possessing a fanny pack but ok
Not dad enough Dogg, you gotta be prepared, days before your child is born.
Noah Boes I guess you can say, you’re quite the step dad
Dad’s don’t go to IKEA they go to HOME DEPOT
Walking around acting like they work there, harassing the employees 😂
False. Wrong. Incorrect. Egregious.
IKEA is a mom thing
Also they never admit they're lost
agreed
Alternative Title:
Dad knocking ASMR
Yea
Underrated Comment.
I use this video to fall asleep and have since it was released. True Story.
I'm convinced cigarette smokers could quit the habit with this video. Just watch it when they have a craving.
The percentage of dads that think they can build ikea furniture themselves for less is TOO DAMN HIGH
Can they? Maybe. Will they? Absolutely not!
When you buy ikea furniture, you build it yourself anyways 😂
It's an old meme sir but it checks out
I’m a simple man
I see something that’s not a door, I knock
Instructions unclear, I knocked my friend out...
Easy does it.
I knock..... Up.
Doesn’t everyone act like that at IKEA tho?
yeah ur right
Thats a dad right here
Plot twist: we’re all just dads.
O yeah then having to spend what feels like years debating between 2 things and then just to get hit with hmmm it’s a bit expensive we’ll come back next time
No not in Sweden we're just like ah this cheap shit fuck Ikea for making me build this
I think he means Home Depot, I don’t know a single dad that likes ikea. It’s torture there
“Pine? Oak?” No sir, that’s particle board- everything in that store is assumed to be particle board.
The tops arent particle board
Pop pop really brought his own measuring tape, that's some serious daddery going on
That would have been more funny but I think that was the standard IKEA measuring tape. They have them at the entrance.
@@phillipstai and with that my world begins to crumble
@@taheps5855 Just breathe. It'll be okay. The sweet Swedish embrace of IKEA will be there for you. All of the tiny pencils and measuring tapes you could ask for. And SWEDISH MEATBALLS FOREVER!
Guys it was the ikea tape. Just watch it again 1:08
It's good Dadsmanship.
Is this how I prepare for fatherhood?
As you should
Correct
Please no dad
I’m 16 and I do the “why would I buy that when I could make it myself, why would I spend my hard workin money...”
Time to make some chick pregnant.
same and im 26
same at 15 here :D
@@jonaspavelek1333 what hard earned money do you have at 15? 5 bucks a week for chores? Like what lol
Somehow I do the same when im only 14
A more accurate example of dads doing the thing is when they go to a construction store and go through all the wood and power tools
The, “construction store?”
@@koga8100 found the non-dad
My favorite part is when he knocks
THANKS KEVIN
The whole video
“I can take a nap in this” i felt that
Excuse me but this is wrong!!!!!
A dad would never admit that he’s lost.
istoleurpancakes My dad arguing with google maps when he drives. I be like look at the map and you would not take the wrong turn. 😂😂
My dad always tells me “I’m like a blood hound, I never get lost or go off trail” as we are trying to get back on trail
Or that he’s wrong
And would absolutely refuse to stoop so low as to ask for directions
“99 dollars for a piece of glass!!”
Literally something I’ve heard my dad exactly say 😂 this is too accurate
I need you to collab with Gus Johnson as his mom character
Should i get rid of my CA18 for a RB20?
@@thatopendiffdude9109 the fuck does that mean
@@thatopendiffdude9109 The Nissan engines?
@@thatopendiffdude9109 If so, The RB20 has a much higher power output, but will probably cost you a bit more. They both have turbos, and if I were you, I would stick with the CA18 and not go through the trouble.
@@travisjohnson8240 alright man thanks
You didn't even have New Balance shoes you absolute goon
He had sandlea
My dad left my mom for a bed at IKEA
Grell Bunny uwu Omg same
AbbiNeedsHelp wOaH mAn
@@what-mv8yp liar 😧
smitten kitten •-•
@@what-mv8yp .-. Love u
Dads: dense = good
Could be made from radioactive tungsten and they swear up and down that it's the best.
Considering radioactive Tugsten being extremely rare, dad would be right. This material would probably cost hundreds of its weight in gold.
It’s amazing how he plays this role so well
*Tries to stick his head in an oven.
"Nope, not gonna work."
The guy at the end sensed the high level of dad energy going on and couldnt resist not strolling around
Ok but this is literally me and I’m 25 and single with no kids wtf
I mean shit, with that beard u still low key daddy
Joanna Alvarado 👀
Hi daddy
When I was a kid I used to think "I'll never be a dorky grown up like that"...30 years later I discover that not give a sh*t about trying to be cool actually makes you confident, which actually makes you cool despite being a giant dork and not caring LOL. Leek your geek flag fly IKEA dad!
We need way more, and I mean WAY MORE of exactly this.
My daughter is about to turn five and I literally feel myself becoming this character more and more every day
Child: ”Hey dad! Look at this box full of expensive glass objects inside it!”
Dad: *k n o c k k n o c k i n t e s i f i e s*
“I can build this myself” every dad ever
Tfw when you can't relate because your dad still hasn't come back from his 35 year long trip to the gas station
How can a young guy act so seasoned like the middle aged. I love it. Comedic gold.
The funny things dads don’t realize is half the time when you make something yourself after all the materials purchase, tools necessary, and time it ends up costing just as much if not more than purchasing it from a place like IKEA
The 1 dislike was the $129 dollar price tag
mister Meme I actually have that desk haha
I already see myself morphing into a dad
"Someth- something is up with you...."
*Knocks on dresser*
"Yep, I don't like it."
*Leaves*
Dad is like a kid but like grown up
*Hits blunt*
I cant believe I just watched 7:00 of a dad doing "the thing"
Somthing is wrong with you *knocks. Yep...no good.
This dad seems pretty cool, mine doesn't come back from the store :(
Don't worry. He's just knocking on stuff to make sure everything's okay.
@@hamzab4433 😂
Considering what a lame over used generic joke this is I don’t blame your dad for leaving. I wouldn’t want you as my kid either.
@@MrEL91N whatchu mean homie? You shaming my father's day schedule?
@@thisisfallacious9463 😂
1:57, im sitting in that chair at this very moment
2:39 my dad in literally any chair
Idk why but this is so satisfying
“$***83”
“Yeah I can do that”
It’s a legit strat just cover up the digits and now ur down to whatever u want the price to be.
“I was at ICKY all day”😂
he pronounces it right, it's not aikeya, its ee-keh-ya
2:11 had me cackling my dad has woken up like that so many times
3:36 some very accurate dad sneezes👌
Remember when sneezing in a store wasn't a dramatic occasion?
Real dads just sleep on the couch while the missus just walks around and grabs everything
I swear there have been so many dad videos, that this guy actually looks like a 50 year old dude.
32 and slowly morphing into this guy
At first I didn’t really appreciate your videos until I realized you did more then one character. Your content is amazing!
"I can make this myself" my favorite catch phrase, fuck sutherlands
This is the type of dad that eats pbj sandwiches for breakfast and lunch every day
This comment makes no sense cause a dad like this definitely knows how to grill lunch and throw some eggs and bacon on the stove
Sense no make a you pop pop
Ciarah dads should eat the sandwiches your moms made coz it’s cheaper
My dad never ate out coz it’s more expensive 😂
I feel attacked.
My dad eats pbj sandwiches after dinner if he’s still hungry or if he has low blood sugar
This is my favorite ASMR video on UA-cam
Now that’s a fridge!
Your videos fill the empty dad-less void in my soul.
Ong
Nothing is over exaggerated here, it's just 7 minutes and 26 seconds of hyper realistic art
Watching this imagining my father was merely some goofy middle aged man that loves to craft and not the abusive and mostly absent person he is
That’s rough buddy
Man, when dads do the THING, that’s the most reasonable thing I’ve every heard.
*knocks on blanket*
How good is this man, he plays a white dad so good
I think I am a dad, because those are the videos I relate to the most.
This is low-key some fire ASMR
Watching this in Covid times is giving me so much anxiety
4:30 corona has entered the chat
I can't wait to put all these dad tutorials to use when my daughter is born next month.
The nod is deeper. outside of that.. spot on.
I like how when you lift the toilet seat it actually says "restrooms are located near the restaurant."
I'm literally watching this on the desk. It really is "the one"
Me too haha
So this is where my dad went? Is he coming back?
This is where my dad went when he left to go get cigarettes 15 years ago.. actually still visit him sometimes when we get meatballs
This channel is a perfect example of filming in stores the right way. No harrassing the employees or causing them trouble, or anything. Just some good jokes and characters.
My dad usually just buys the cheapest one
Gotta fit that beer money in the budget somewhere.
Chris Karvonen and cigar
And gets mad when it isn't as good quality as the more expensive option
I'll never forget going shoe shopping as a kid with my dad. He walked straight over to a 'dad-value price tag' before the sales associate stated, "those are women's shoes."
I'm not a women.
@@chairio6212 Yeah, I hear the "other" pressed cardboard is much better in blue.
In Denmark All dad's hates going to IKEA and is mostly seen as a thing your wife drags you to.
Yep Ikea is like a maze can´t find anything fast.
@@jonaspavelek1333 the IKEA marathon
"That's good craftsmanship"
-Literally Only 1 Ikea Shopper
1 million subscribers! I didn't think you'd make it. Congrats.
Videos like this make me know how it feels to have a normal dad unlike the alcoholic dad my mom divorced when I was 11 and then my step dad who hates me
Paid Testimonial:
I always wanted to learn how to be a Dad, but the beginning seemed so slow and frustrating. This tutorial changed my life.
Step 1: Bang on shit.
Step 2: Repeat step 1.
Wow! I am a new man. Thanks, Cherdz!
No, being a dad is making bad dad jokes, thinking all your child wants to eat is grilled cheese, trying to be hip, and kicking shit
Good enough for the girls I role with. ;)
Ever just knock on a towel to see what kind of wood it's made out of?
HE PROTEC
HE ATTAC
but most importantly HE KNOC
I too bonded with that last table. And I no kidding liked the sounds of the knock the most. I think I have a child and I am terrified
4:19 HE MADE THE PERFECT HI-HAT SOUND
Sounds more like an 808 snare