@@Basedhistoryenjoyer Who cares about it. It's important that you're not Elsa. Otherwise it'd be your nightmare to be swarmed by thousands of kids everyday.
The apples need to wrapped to be given to her. People can put poison in apples. So she wouldn't be able to accept the apple anyway unless it was professionally wrap by Apple company.
It depends on which carrie are we talking about. The original carrie couldn't control her powers due for her emotions being much stronger. Now remake carrie is the crazy bitch who known how to use her powers and not only killed her entire school but also chased her bully to kill her personally.
whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear rea
@@DgardsGaming yeah but he could’ve actually bought a costume. It’s like you’re a CEO of a company in real life, and on Halloween you dress up in a suit&tie and say you’re a businessman for Halloween.
@@sharronbrennon899 that’s mostly not true. To the body, a gram of simple carbohydrate is pretty much a gram of simple carbohydrate. In this case, they’re both fructose, and they get processed in the same way.
@@jamesw1659 this is, and I can't stress this enough, complete and utter bullshit spewed by someone who has absolutely no idea what they're talking about
@@bcubed72 Open Source Candy will be a thing when 3D-printers finally evolve into replicators... or at least some intermediary stage of technological development.
Technically I wore normal clothes too when Halloween came. Because I thought of my costume last minute, I simply bought a blue men's shirt from a local thrift store that resembled one of the shirts Jeff Dunham during a performance on UA-cam; I wore one of my black work pants with it. I had my dog wear her hoodie that resembles Peanut as my accessory.
Rude kids? Check. Should of gave them all fruit, despite the bowl only showing fruit. Not to mention, Quagmire could of been like "I was a REAL Airplane Pilot back in the day. I was also the hero who landed a plane with no pilots. You're mom/parental figure was probably on the plane that day trying to escape her miserable life choices." What have you kids done with your life? Beat Fortnite? That's not an achievement!
What achievements do you expect kids that age to have had? Like calm down. If he would have told them he was a pilot in real life thereby revealing the outfit he had on wasn't even a costume it was just his work clothes that would have been him being a hypocrite for saying the kids didn't put in any effort when in reality the kid actually put more effort in by writing "this is my costume" on his shirt
suryo Ardi well just because he has no wrinkles on the show doesn't mean he isn't an old guys voice. I'm almost 40 and I can't believe I'm almost 40. I use to live like Quagmire. If I ever get divorced I'm going back to that life. I will fuck every female that moves. I don't care what age they are.
@@abigailhowe8302 i think "male" Ida is more look 60 year old people than his son, and Herbert is should be depict as 80 year old man. Quagmire is not depict people in 60.y.o. but this cartoon is have no sense at all 😄😄
“Hi, I’m a female family guy love interest character. You’re very interesting/cute/nice to talk to. Would you like to catch up sometime?” “Sure, one off episode character that always sounds like the same actress! Hope you stick around forever and ever!”
It's partly a military thing. In the military it's common to be called by your last name so quagmire was called quagmire a lot in the service. It became a preference thing when he discharged,he was so used to being called quagmire he was okay with it,while Also accepting being called Glenn.
It's just something that you gotta buy a costume for, and spend time with people that you most likely don't know or aren't all that interested in. Also, depending on the day of the week and what your job is it might not be a good idea to drink. So people typically have an excuse cuz it's just a waste of money, and if you can't even drink then you're just spending the evening hanging around doing nothing in a stupid costume that you didn't even want.
@@Sam-pv1hz I know what a Halloween costume party is, I was asking what the bit in the video was about, Quagmire said "I'm soo sorry" and she said then said that she wouldn't cry, I dont get what they were on about
FYI, you're not supposed to give out "treats" that isn't pre-wrapped, so candy would have been pretty much the only (legal) way to go. How else would we know hes not hiding razorblades in those apples?
What the actual hell this is my costume😂😂😂😂😂 that's hilarious and how Quagmire says that's the first Frozen that I was seen in 35 seconds how many people like frozen bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how both Quagmire and Brian are dressed as John Travolta.
And both are douches who Have endless ex girlfriends
@@Chicagoleg20. yeah but Brian improves a bit with each one.
Brian's dressed as Fonzie not Danny
He’s just wearing his work uniform
@@jackster9775 no
Cool subtle joke that Quagmire complains about the kids lack of costume, even thought he isn't wearing a costume either
To be fair he is in his 60s
They don't need to know that he's a real pilot. 🤖
Well technically his work uniform does count as one
@@brennathecatlover4360 No
Quagmire? Being a hypocrite? Whaaaaa!?!
"That's the first frozen I've seen in 35 seconds"
As someone who works with kids, I can confirm this
Lies again? Small Girl Bloody Hell
thats what Disney wanted right!
The amount of birthday parties with Frozen themed cakes and dress I have to attend because of my parents will literally be my villain arc
@@Basedhistoryenjoyer Who cares about it.
It's important that you're not Elsa.
Otherwise it'd be your nightmare to be swarmed by thousands of kids everyday.
Frozen = worst timeline. My timeline for the “film” is FAR superior.
Man, that little girl is pretty aggressive about her candy.
She is probably tire off her aunt flirting
@@marcosorduno9203 that would actually be pretty funny if she said stop flirting
The apples need to wrapped to be given to her. People can put poison in apples. So she wouldn't be able to accept the apple anyway unless it was professionally wrap by Apple company.
@@LXW-Arts Tell the apple trees that since they obviously missed the memo
Glenn isn’t the wicked stepmother/Hag from Snow White
Oh thank God Glenn was talking to the aunt and not the little girl
well this isn’t bangkok
@@deathking1019 wow wow they’re young we should go
@@deathking1019 well there was the time when Suzie was born and Quagmire said “I can’t believe she’s already 18”
@@arthurshahzad7786 Wasn't it just a reference to how long Bonnie was pregnant through the series? Don't think it's necessarily a sex joke.
Hey, Glenn has standards...I'm not going to defend his standards, but he has them.
"Thankfully for Quagmire, not the Carrie with psychokinetic Powers."
Quagmire got lucky
Glen tries to “hit it and quit it” and gets his neck fuckin snapped by Carrie.
Quagmire will be all right with Carrie. Just needs to make himself scarce when "her friend" is in town...
It depends on which carrie are we talking about.
The original carrie couldn't control her powers due for her emotions being much stronger.
Now remake carrie is the crazy bitch who known how to use her powers and not only killed her entire school but also chased her bully to kill her personally.
I did think that when I read the title
Don't do it Quagmire, don't do it! it's not gonna end well with Carrie
whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear rea
Boooooooring
@@AxxLAfriku WHO ARE YOU
Don't do it
@@Klick404 he's a nobody. Like all of us
This made realize that everyone properly calls him his first name Glenn, as Cleveland, Peter, and Joe call him quagmire lol
Its similar to Topher. Its either a military or a part of dude culture.
@@BushidoBurritoe I looked up Topher it means bearing Christ. I don't get it.
@@jamesortiz5388 isn't it short for Christopher
Kind of like Cartman in South Park.
“Wow! That’s the first Elsa I’ve seen in 35 seconds!”
Quagmire: COME ON PUT IN SOME EFFORT!
Also Quagmire: Wears his work uniform and plays it off as his costume.
still more effort
Lots of effort needed to wear a captains uniform.
I mean... Just because it's his job doesn't mean it's not a uniform.
@@DgardsGaming yeah but he could’ve actually bought a costume. It’s like you’re a CEO of a company in real life, and on Halloween you dress up in a suit&tie and say you’re a businessman for Halloween.
He doesn't need to wear a costume. He's not TOTing
When the kid shouted "hey candy!" She sounded like Lois 😂
IKR
Same voice actresses
@@SlimKim3I was gonna say that I bet Alex Borstein plays her.
“Hey! Candy!”
She did put in the work
She didn't even say the words or threatening to freeze quagmire
@@LXW-Arts she said trick or treat
It's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work within the hour and take what's ours
How many times is a Seth Macfarlane character going to start a romance with a Rachel Macfarlane character?
Lol so true
wait wtf seth...
Seth has hang out with sister so much he is slowly not seeing her as a sister anymore. He needs his mom back like kanye does.
@@LXW-Arts
Let's just hope Rachel doesn't end up stuck under a bed or in a laundry Machine.
Seth doesn’t write the show anymore so maybe it’s just something the current writers think is funny to do.
Sheesh, I want an apple now
Shutup
@@buddymartinez3699 ^_^
Kiku apple.
You will thank me later.
I just ate an apple before bed.
I just noticed quagmire never stands straight he's in a constant crouch
His head is straining his neck and spine
Gotta keep the knees bent while being a pilot. Like tennis
Bus drivers and bulldozer drivers that I know get like that after years of doing it.
Don't people hunch over when they're having sex? Maybe quagy naturally assumes the position.
@@jamesortiz5388 your making too much sense. Also yeah bartenders also assume the posistion you broached in your prior comment. Good job
0:55 mini lois
He's right about fruit... shit has way more sugar than candy.
Sooooo why no candy then if fruit has more sugar than candy?
It’s the type of sugar that matters fruit has un processed raw fructose. While candy has high fructose corn syrup
@@alexie832 das rite
@@sharronbrennon899 that’s mostly not true. To the body, a gram of simple carbohydrate is pretty much a gram of simple carbohydrate. In this case, they’re both fructose, and they get processed in the same way.
@@jamesw1659 this is, and I can't stress this enough, complete and utter bullshit spewed by someone who has absolutely no idea what they're talking about
Why did the little girl sound like a slightly higher pitch Lois
Quagmire and Carrie: *Talking*
Little girl: "Hey Candy!"
Me: "Jeez, alright just give the little girl her candy already."
Proceeds to give her Apple
Dude the little girl sounds just like Lois at the end
That's what I was thinking it's pretty bad 😂
@@Kingolimar354 that's why Glenn is looking at her funny
Awww she’s the cutest Elsa 🥺❄️
Is that Lois voice actor?
@@Kingolimar354 yes I think
HEY CANDY
-girl
why does every girl quagmire or brian dates have the same voice
Budgetary constraints.
it's also the same voice as haley feom american dad
What’s worse is that voice is done by Seth’s sister!
@@vonteflon why is that worse?
@@dannymantra8569 Because it's voice acting a romantic relationship with your sister on the other side
"Wow that's the frist frozen costume I've seen since 35 seconds"
It almost seems like Quagmire could have a possibly normal relationship,
Oh wow normal how exciting!
@@dowjones5981
Yeah, it is!
Haha the little girl is Lois, you can tell by the way she says "hEY, cANdy!"
100%
An Apple has about 19g of sugar
Woah
That's a tiny apple.
Android has nearly as much sugar for less than half the price...
@@bcubed72 Open Source Candy will be a thing when 3D-printers finally evolve into replicators... or at least some intermediary stage of technological development.
On average an apple contains 19 grams of sugar.....a Kit-Kat bar has 20 grams
But one is natural sugar the other is processed sugar
Because I just watched Carrie I expected something else.
I like how it's clearly Alex Borstein's voice at the end
If I were a kid waiting for 35 seconds for the adults to shut up and give me candy, I would be mad too
Some kids are so needy, though.
Kid to Apple : i was hoping for Candy why are u here
Fun fact: I hot health fit bar for Halloween when I was less than 8 years old. That thing tasted grainy and gross. I rather have a apple.
Fun fact: I hot health fit bar for Halloween when I was less than 8 years old. That thing tasted grainy and gross. I rather have a apple.
Hey, chill out, Elsa! Get it?
That's not quite the Carrie I was expecting when I clicked this
I thought this was going to be a reference to Carrie from Stephen King’s novel.
Carrie and Quagmire trying to have an adult conversation then gets interrupted with.. "Hey, candy!"
I don’t know why, but I thought he was going to meet Carrie White 😂
Bruh I thought it was Carrie... you know the one with powers 🤣🤣🤣
Always creeps me out when Seth has his sister play his romantic partner 🤣
Who else but Seth?
It's not Seths Choice anymore he doesn't write the show
They have a point about Candy being the blood and soul of Halloween
Tc means thumbnail change, do it!
@@catewinsletjj9893 shush quiet I’m telling RM to give him a thumbnail change but it’s not we don’t know where to ask for a thumbnail change
0:35 When i saw that scene I was like wait a minute that’s something Brian will say quagmire you have some explaining to do
Thanks for the clip I’m going use this in a family guy clip
I weirdly thought the little girl was supposed to be Carrie the bullied girl who got telekinesis powers.
“They’re all gonna laugh at you”!
Technically I wore normal clothes too when Halloween came. Because I thought of my costume last minute, I simply bought a blue men's shirt from a local thrift store that resembled one of the shirts Jeff Dunham during a performance on UA-cam; I wore one of my black work pants with it. I had my dog wear her hoodie that resembles Peanut as my accessory.
Rude kids? Check. Should of gave them all fruit, despite the bowl only showing fruit.
Not to mention, Quagmire could of been like "I was a REAL Airplane Pilot back in the day. I was also the hero who landed a plane with no pilots. You're mom/parental figure was probably on the plane that day trying to escape her miserable life choices." What have you kids done with your life? Beat Fortnite? That's not an achievement!
What achievements do you expect kids that age to have had? Like calm down.
If he would have told them he was a pilot in real life thereby revealing the outfit he had on wasn't even a costume it was just his work clothes that would have been him being a hypocrite for saying the kids didn't put in any effort when in reality the kid actually put more effort in by writing "this is my costume" on his shirt
@@FloBro31 I didn't ask for a response. Go let some kid touch the sensitive area.
For a moment I thought that little girl was psychic.
Still don't believe that quagmire is 60 year old man.
suryo Ardi well just because he has no wrinkles on the show doesn't mean he isn't an old guys voice. I'm almost 40 and I can't believe I'm almost 40. I use to live like Quagmire. If I ever get divorced I'm going back to that life. I will fuck every female that moves. I don't care what age they are.
@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 uhh wtf
@@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 lol the females don't want you dude. and "I don't care what age they are" is sus.
Just a realization...Glenn is old
Ida has to be like 17-25 years older than Glenn...
o.0
@@abigailhowe8302 i think "male" Ida is more look 60 year old people than his son, and Herbert is should be depict as 80 year old man. Quagmire is not depict people in 60.y.o.
but this cartoon is have no sense at all 😄😄
Reject manufactured sweets, eat apples.
“Hi, I’m a female family guy love interest character. You’re very interesting/cute/nice to talk to. Would you like to catch up sometime?”
“Sure, one off episode character that always sounds like the same actress! Hope you stick around forever and ever!”
"Hey!!!.....Candy!"
Why couldn’t the parent say they were taking their daughter trick or treating as an excuse, seems valid.
I saw the little girl in the thumbnail and read the title.. I assumed it was going to be a Steven King Carrie thing. XD
Oh Glenn you've loved before don't let it destroy you again. It's not worth it
Those little punks didn't even say Trick or Treat.
0:37 What do you think Dracula and the Frankenstein Monster are talking about in the background?
Damn.... I was hoping he was going to be meeting CARRIE
I totally thought this was gonna be something else...
Wow. Quagmire having a normal conversation with a woman. What!?
The kid kinda sounds like lois
Definitely the same woman
I'll be honest, I was so focused on the conversation that I forgot the kid was there.
I thought it meant Carrie from the movie and quagmire was gonna flirt with her and she was gonna explode his jack-o'-lanterns
Y’all ever realise that strangers address quagmire by his first name Glenn, while his close friends refer to him by last name Quagmire. Weird af
It's partly a military thing.
In the military it's common to be called by your last name so quagmire was called quagmire a lot in the service.
It became a preference thing when he discharged,he was so used to being called quagmire he was okay with it,while Also accepting being called Glenn.
I saw this on Facebook last night.
Kid sounds like lois right at the end
I would like to remind the Court that the voice actress for Carrie is Rachel McFarlane the sister to Seth McFarlane who voices quagmire.
Really nasty how many times this has happened 🤮
I honestly think a lot of kids these days wouldn't be bothered to put the effort into making a T-Shirt with "This is my costume" on it.
Damn that little girl wants candy and she wants it now
Apples on Halloween? Quagmire is evil! XD
Omg this is funny as hell for me because I used to have an orange T-shirt that’s said the same thing, “This is my costume”
I dont get the adult Halloween party and excuse ready bit.
It's just something that you gotta buy a costume for, and spend time with people that you most likely don't know or aren't all that interested in. Also, depending on the day of the week and what your job is it might not be a good idea to drink. So people typically have an excuse cuz it's just a waste of money, and if you can't even drink then you're just spending the evening hanging around doing nothing in a stupid costume that you didn't even want.
@@Sam-pv1hz I know what a Halloween costume party is, I was asking what the bit in the video was about, Quagmire said "I'm soo sorry" and she said then said that she wouldn't cry, I dont get what they were on about
@@urielmontijo2505 because no one wants to go to one. The joke being that going to the party is as bad as dying.
Glenn, just give a candy for her
You gotta remember that Glenn is in his 70s.
FYI, you're not supposed to give out "treats" that isn't pre-wrapped, so candy would have been pretty much the only (legal) way to go.
How else would we know hes not hiding razorblades in those apples?
Cool! Lovely Getmiler
"Fresh frozen".
Sonia is back as Carrie
Little Girl Dress Up As Elsa From Frozen 2 So Cute 💕❄️
"HEY CANDY!!"
I like the how the kid is like "HEY BITCH, DKWN HERE".
How many times is Seth Macfarlane going to voice a character who's love interest is voiced by his sister? 🤢
They didnt have an excuse ready? How about: "I'm taking my daughter trick or treating?"
This whole segment was pretty ironic
Ya know what candy Carrie's gonna eat tonight?
The baby at the end sounded like Louis
He's right about apples.
The most relatable character in this entire sketch is the little Elsa:
“HEY! CANDY!” 😂
What the actual hell this is my costume😂😂😂😂😂 that's hilarious and how Quagmire says that's the first Frozen that I was seen in 35 seconds how many people like frozen bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:12 LOL
How about a Halloween episode about Kevin?
There's a lot of sugar in an apple!
Newsflash Quagmire, I don't give a s*%t. I came for candies.
*hEy! CANDY!*
I was thinking in another Carrie.
LMFAO that's funny right there
That third kid should do that to himself instead of Quagmire.
Quagmire she wants her candy
HEY!!! CANDY!!!!!
0:17, as a Type 1 Diabetic, can confirm
Ep ?pls
I genuinely thought they meant the Stephen King character with the same name lmao