CLUTCH GONE ROGUE YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER WHITE PEOPLE VERSON PART 2

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  • @marcussc.2696
    @marcussc.2696 Рік тому +379

    I feel extremely bad for the second guy. He seemed like all he wanted was to be a father and she messed him up terribly.

    • @kurtking8046
      @kurtking8046 Рік тому +141

      I feel bad for him but im happy he doesn't have to deal with that hyena for 18 yrs.

    • @bloodsmoke7684
      @bloodsmoke7684 Рік тому +36

      @@kurtking8046 fr

    • @imdone-cat5200
      @imdone-cat5200 Рік тому +41

      @@kurtking8046 That Monster's Inc Hyena you mean.

    • @Triple-Four
      @Triple-Four Рік тому

      It's all fake. Idk how people still fall for these shows. Jerry Springer, Steve Wilkos, Maury, all fake. You sign up with story ideas and they fly you out for free and pay you to embarrass yourself on TV. My distant cousin was on Jerry Springer years ago with her best friend and boyfriend and she got paid $500 with a free flight to Connecticut and still best friends with the other girl. She even said it was all staged to clear it up with family.

    • @strapkovic
      @strapkovic Рік тому +17

      Just wish the trashy ppl could end up with the trashy ppl instead of it always being a POS messing up a good one then they have trust issues and are bitter for yrs

  • @younghoodstar24
    @younghoodstar24 Рік тому +233

    Ross went rogue “you don’t have to zoom in. That’s a wide shot.” Bruh c’mon man I almost choked on my M&Ms 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @magnefficientgaming4327
      @magnefficientgaming4327 Рік тому +3

      his linin @16:33 was doin the peoples eyebrow

    • @icetray2727
      @icetray2727 Рік тому +3

      Was it peanut M&Ms?

    • @younghoodstar24
      @younghoodstar24 Рік тому +3

      @@icetray2727 yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @younghoodstar24
      @younghoodstar24 Рік тому +2

      @@magnefficientgaming4327 lmaooooo

    • @FJL111
      @FJL111 Рік тому +1

      I feel bad for that second dude, but how Down Bad do you have to be, to get with a frog???

  • @Rodutchi
    @Rodutchi Рік тому +143

    Damn, second guy hurts my heart, fucking feel for you man. Hope it didn't bring him down too much since this was filmed.

  • @HammerdWalrus
    @HammerdWalrus Рік тому +86

    I feel bad for the second dude. He loved her, loved the kid, named them and held them... and she turns her back on him for Mike Wazowski.

  • @cheekiegirl987
    @cheekiegirl987 Рік тому +115

    "what neck"
    "Tha throat." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    When TF Ursala get on land? 😭🥴🤣🤣

  • @that.ll_do_pig
    @that.ll_do_pig Рік тому +59

    Really disappointed that Maury didn't point out an erection does not mean consent. Humans generally respond to simulation even when they don't want to. One of the reasons why victims have a lot of guilt and shame.

    • @manishchild
      @manishchild Рік тому +21

      Facts I hate to see that they make men feel like they can't get raped

  • @suryad998
    @suryad998 Рік тому +158

    4:46 Ross foul for saying “what neck?” 😂😂💀

    • @VISIONARY1318
      @VISIONARY1318 Рік тому +16

      To be fair, this is the rogue page 😹😹😹😹

    • @cl8wnm5n
      @cl8wnm5n Рік тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @larrybrown7874
      @larrybrown7874 Рік тому +6

      Swiss cheese neck built looking ahh 🤣🤣

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD Місяць тому

      LMAOOOO

  • @mbalixhakaza537
    @mbalixhakaza537 Рік тому +51

    "she's specially designed"
    I'm hollering 😂😂😂😂😂🥴

  • @icetray2727
    @icetray2727 Рік тому +24

    “How did she lose her neck more?” 😭😭😭

  • @DamnWhoAsked
    @DamnWhoAsked Рік тому +130

    Ross: *Beauty is in the eye of the beholder*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DanielDeLeon69
      @DanielDeLeon69 Рік тому +6

      Brock Lesnar is Dubs Father

    • @KanjiG3
      @KanjiG3 Рік тому +7

      @@DanielDeLeon69 Alright, stop

    • @neo5973
      @neo5973 Рік тому +2

      Politically correct Ross! 😂😂

    • @slaywitheestco
      @slaywitheestco Рік тому +5

      @@KanjiG3 😂

  • @Lordifiy
    @Lordifiy Рік тому +157

    7:17 “she is the definition of a water bottle” ross isn’t lyin😂😂😂

    • @lifeofbrandon_
      @lifeofbrandon_ Рік тому +17

      The mucus commercial 😭

    • @Sensei234
      @Sensei234 Рік тому +4

      @@lifeofbrandon_ LMAOOOO

    • @icetray2727
      @icetray2727 Рік тому +7

      She’s specially designed 😭

    • @brokYn
      @brokYn Рік тому

      Ross a savage

    • @Jslowbro
      @Jslowbro Рік тому +4

      Bruh I lost it yo😭😭😭😭

  • @ericbryant386
    @ericbryant386 Рік тому +15

    the crowd boos the man every time...that part kills me

  • @lemmie_live5969
    @lemmie_live5969 Рік тому +23

    Neck stronger than Alpha Academy Otis 🤣🤣

  • @sarmadhabibkhan3036
    @sarmadhabibkhan3036 Рік тому +38

    Me: *Sees the second lady*
    Me: That's not a woman. That's 500 cheeseburgers.
    Ross: Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
    Me: Then that man needs glasses.

  • @youlandamarshall
    @youlandamarshall Рік тому +43

    I feel bad for the second guy and Judy is cold hearted women for doing him like that

    • @jamieyourdead
      @jamieyourdead Рік тому +18

      For real straight disrespectful, i felt so bad for him cause he didnt deserve that treatment.

    • @Tomboyy9818
      @Tomboyy9818 Рік тому

      Woman*

  • @keithboyd9582
    @keithboyd9582 Рік тому +30

    You need to do a reaction to this one woman that was on the show like 6-7 times trying to find the father of her kid and I can't remember if she ever found him.

  • @kaikage6060
    @kaikage6060 Рік тому +22

    "Nigga that's a wide shot"💀

  • @hjscollages
    @hjscollages Рік тому +13

    “What neck?” 😂 I laughed so hard. Subscribed.

  • @dumblucky8182
    @dumblucky8182 Рік тому +30

    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”
    Y’all, Ross has gone beyond rogue.

  • @dariuspaker7960
    @dariuspaker7960 Рік тому +9

    That 2nd lady built like that middle school teacher that everybody hated and always give homework during holidays and weekends

  • @joyceharris.sermons3461
    @joyceharris.sermons3461 Рік тому +62

    You 2 are the reason why I can't win a try not to laugh challenge cuz y'all are too funny LOL 🤣

    • @slaywitheestco
      @slaywitheestco Рік тому +3

      I swear I be trying and I ALWAYS lose lol

  • @rebel1608
    @rebel1608 Рік тому +29

    15:30 I can't tell if Dub's trying not to laugh or having a moment of silence for that man's testicle

  • @jayvynbanks9213
    @jayvynbanks9213 Рік тому +14

    That boy Chase go up like “It’s too me to go get the steel”😂

  • @chinative7517
    @chinative7517 Рік тому +6

    🤣 it's Not the cameramans fault her neck has it's own gravitational pull. They didn't zoom in, She did 🤣

  • @omgzlone
    @omgzlone Рік тому +7

    nah it's how when maury says they aint the father, some of these dudes celebrate like they just won a championship

  • @DankMemeCenterX
    @DankMemeCenterX Рік тому +59

    Semen demon had me dying 😂

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Рік тому +8

    I feel for the second man. I hope he finds a woman that deserves him.

  • @DJ-gz8bs
    @DJ-gz8bs Рік тому +9

    4:51 - Dub with the low-key ether. Shit had me in tears 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @tristancampbell4941
    @tristancampbell4941 Рік тому +27

    I've never seen so much caucasian elation since the years of Oprah😂

  • @yngstix
    @yngstix Рік тому +10

    They really did get a close up on her gizzard 💀

  • @noahthundermiller6869
    @noahthundermiller6869 Рік тому +13

    Ross just said Another one bite of dust. 4.02😂🤣

  • @SpiritxEnigma
    @SpiritxEnigma Рік тому +5

    5:06 “I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Alllwaaayys.”

  • @12mexirican
    @12mexirican Рік тому +8

    Ross said beauty is in the eye of the beholder im at work trying to cry in front of customers 🤣🤣🤣 thats a wide shot bruh im dead 🤣🤣

  • @dixbowman3452
    @dixbowman3452 Рік тому +18

    Can we appreciate they FINALLY BOOED THE MOTHER!🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😂

  • @roddysreviews25
    @roddysreviews25 Рік тому +8

    5:07 you forgot your paperwork last night Wazowski😂

  • @erikbyrge2024
    @erikbyrge2024 Рік тому +6

    3:33 Wow!
    6:10 That's said it all Dub
    9:36 The Heck!
    10:47 There goes the Jacket

  • @tonybankse
    @tonybankse Рік тому +6

    @ 4:20 all I could think of was berleezy “you know who she look like lo key…LOOOOOK! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jabrieljohnson02
    @jabrieljohnson02 Рік тому +7

    “Cmon neck” Dub funny ash😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @terencebullock3285
    @terencebullock3285 Рік тому +1

    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" "Damn! Is that where we're goin'?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns Рік тому +7

    That first one - that excuse that woman used as to why it doesn't count as rape has been used to deny men being raped (or even _can_ be raped) for a long time. It's funny how it's always a woman saying it, despite the fact that a) they don't have a penis so they have no clue how it actually works and b) it's been medically disproven for a _long_ time now ... an erection doesn't have to be a result of desire, arousal or "wanting it". Even a man in a "coma" who is _brain-dead_ can get an erection, if the right chemicals are injected into his body, or electrical stimulation to the area is applied.
    And the fact she said that on a TV show that aired ... she literally just admitted _on camera_ to raping a man. How was she not immediately arrested for it?? And she has the balls to start _crying_ cos the man she _raped_ isn't the father? And Maury has the balls to say "don't jump all over her"?! SHE'S A RAPIST FFS!!

  • @InkedupT-raw
    @InkedupT-raw Рік тому +7

    Ross went rogue in this!!! 😂 😂 nigga said what neck????

  • @manork9565
    @manork9565 Рік тому +8

    Ross really broke down the semen demon controversy 😂😂

  • @allthingscarlos7687
    @allthingscarlos7687 Рік тому +4

    5:25 that crowd was like when WWE says Bitch and the crowd goes OOHHHHHHH

  • @LadyAbsolution
    @LadyAbsolution Рік тому +11

    10:44 I hate y’all for doing the Price is Right horn 😂

  • @VISIONARY1318
    @VISIONARY1318 Рік тому +6

    2:25 NOT HIM CUTTING BETTER PROMOS THAN RONDA💀

  • @r-smokey5741
    @r-smokey5741 Рік тому +28

    6:42 Whopper neck a Special type of evil she don’t even deserve to be a mother🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @kalebmiller3672
    @kalebmiller3672 Рік тому +10

    3:14🤣 That is NOT how that works!

    • @CryoJnik
      @CryoJnik Рік тому +5

      Louder for the folks in the back. Still sad that people don't know that.

    • @jordanmince7613
      @jordanmince7613 Рік тому +1

      and people cheered and clapped says it all

  • @Kidapollo92
    @Kidapollo92 Рік тому +3

    Trevor out here looking like james marsden if he never wanted to be cyclops

  • @meriahneely
    @meriahneely Рік тому +1

    She definitely mad that somebody didn't turn in their paperwork

  • @kurtking8046
    @kurtking8046 Рік тому +5

    Yo is no one gonna point out that the dude that got hit with the brick the title is your nuts? Lol

  • @Hoop880
    @Hoop880 Рік тому +3

    Seems like #2 guy dodge a wide bullet with that one

  • @SUZABELLA34
    @SUZABELLA34 Рік тому +8

    NOT THE MUCUS COMMERCIAL!!! OMG I had to pause the video.. 😂 I have Covid and my cough is horrendous so when I started laughing.. That was it.. Mucus started flying over here in record form! Thanks for the laughs guys! I was really down about my whole family catching Covid just in time for Christmas.. But you helped me finally be able to laugh! Granted it probably sounds like I'm choking to death.. But it's all good! Merry Christmas

  • @TheMaxmt57
    @TheMaxmt57 Рік тому +12

    My Mans was crying after he saw her on the monitor 😂😂🤣🤣 he was so broken inside once he realized his old lady looked like that and now everyone else knows lol 😂🤣😂Haha lmao...as always keep up the great work and awesome energy...much love 🤘 home of the World's Series Champs! ×2!!!

  • @Seattle4lyfe
    @Seattle4lyfe Рік тому +4

    Congrats on 81k subscribers. On the way to 100k.

  • @chinative7517
    @chinative7517 Рік тому +1

    The real father does not want any parts of having to co-parent wit Roz from Monsters Inc

  • @jamichealgates
    @jamichealgates Рік тому +4

    12:12 H*** no🤣 Is that man putting it work😂😂🤣🤣🤣 .This man taken the song all night long by Lionel Richie serious. He really met it

  • @kvngskully
    @kvngskully Рік тому +2

    equal rights equal fights it's on sight

  • @hotpepper5125
    @hotpepper5125 Рік тому +5

    Merry Christmas Clutch family

  • @quadrekgibson4382
    @quadrekgibson4382 Рік тому +2

    Ross said mucus commercial I was just thinking that 😂😂😂😂

  • @chinative7517
    @chinative7517 Рік тому +1

    She know Pablo!
    Noriega!
    The Real Noriega!
    He Owe Her Ah Hunnit Favors!

  • @RileyWuzzHere
    @RileyWuzzHere Рік тому +1

    Bro said she look like the mucus commercial. SAVAGERY! 🤣

  • @Akshay-Patil
    @Akshay-Patil Рік тому +2

    My man ross be like : HELL NAW
    Had me laughing for 15 mins straight

  • @JWUniverse
    @JWUniverse Рік тому +1

    0:29 Fucking Ross Broke my Ass before the damn Intro 😂 Then Hit her with the Monster’s Inc Reference 😂 Dayum! 😂😂

  • @MiggysRoom
    @MiggysRoom Рік тому

    “On the… throat” i was dying & the video barely started. 😂

  • @minnie9107
    @minnie9107 Рік тому +2

    She’s did file her paperwork last week. Literally just watched monsters inc

  • @itatsuuchiha96
    @itatsuuchiha96 Рік тому

    On the second one. In the wise words of you Ross. EQUAL RIGHTS. EQUAL FIGHTS.

  • @KyReeky
    @KyReeky Рік тому +4

    "Mike Wazowski!" 🤣

  • @kelvinmustafa2710
    @kelvinmustafa2710 Рік тому +3

    Why the Second Lady built like Danny Davito 😂😂😂😂

  • @bloodsmoke7684
    @bloodsmoke7684 Рік тому +5

    6:34 she finna do the roar

  • @NewyorkcityDrillTv
    @NewyorkcityDrillTv Рік тому +5

    On the throat 😂😂😂

  • @actioninmyphannypack
    @actioninmyphannypack Рік тому

    Mike Wazowski. You forgot to turn in your paperwork last night.

  • @smartboy15db
    @smartboy15db Рік тому +7

    Def of water bottle 😂 Ross went in and deservedly so

    • @reezyisthaname
      @reezyisthaname Рік тому

      She built like a 64oz Coldest Water Bottle

  • @derrionbeard8899
    @derrionbeard8899 Рік тому +2

    11:01 He went from Treven to TreQuan

  • @ValentineToybox
    @ValentineToybox Рік тому

    Her Eye so Angry, it went crooked

  • @EyesOpen2TheTruth
    @EyesOpen2TheTruth Рік тому +2

    "No neck Edna" 💀😂😂😂

  • @GAMER3Productions
    @GAMER3Productions Рік тому

    I’ll Be Watching You, InTheClutch Ent…..Always Watching!!!

  • @Blank501st
    @Blank501st Рік тому +3

    9:52 bro got a 720 credit score 😂

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith Рік тому

    Clark took off his jacket like the real Clark Kent.

  • @mikegreer9840
    @mikegreer9840 Рік тому

    that second guy oof love the vids keep them flowin

  • @camronperkins9264
    @camronperkins9264 Рік тому +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She hit him with the brick on his nuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bet that hurt 🤣🤣🤣 Take the guy to the ER 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taresacampbell5316
    @taresacampbell5316 Рік тому

    His nuts still work!!
    Dub had me choking on my water🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

  • @marcushamner5994
    @marcushamner5994 Рік тому

    8:46 Trevor looks like Clark Kent and McLovin from Superbad! Two Supermen!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bb36047
    @bb36047 Рік тому +1

    Trev gave em the 1, 2 step on that intro

  • @magz7726
    @magz7726 Рік тому +2

    “What neck?” Lol

  • @psychologic1933
    @psychologic1933 Рік тому +1

    7:34 Not The MUCINEX Monster 🤣🤣🤣

  • @67swisslisa
    @67swisslisa Рік тому +1

    The green Mucinex monster. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dalebrown30
    @dalebrown30 Рік тому

    My man said they zoomed in real tough on the neck....😂😂😂

  • @galaxysoldier6248
    @galaxysoldier6248 Рік тому +1

    5:08 I got the reference an almost spit my drink out all over my tablet at work lmao

  • @nickcrim6735
    @nickcrim6735 Рік тому +2

    15:35 It'll definitely be okay for her to go missing afterwards. Ain't no mf way boy 🙅🏿‍♂️

  • @charleslowe570
    @charleslowe570 10 місяців тому

    @Clutch Gone Rogue All I saw when I saw Judy was the holiday ham. lol

  • @JoseChavez-ct1db
    @JoseChavez-ct1db Рік тому

    18:35 'Miracle on the Nut-son' 😂😂😂

  • @virallcullture8585
    @virallcullture8585 Рік тому

    that's a lot of you are NOT the father going on here....

  • @strapkovic
    @strapkovic Рік тому

    Trevor knew he wasn't the father cuz he can see into the future with those thick az glasses

  • @jasonpage5037
    @jasonpage5037 Рік тому +3

    Why the Second Lady built like big ed form 90 day fiancé

    • @SMD2x
      @SMD2x Рік тому

      Don't disrespect Big Ed like that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkestAndBlackest
    @DarkestAndBlackest Рік тому +1

    "Come on, Neck..."

  • @PGDxtti
    @PGDxtti Рік тому

    IM TELLING YA ROSS IS TURNING HEEL SENSE HE JIS THE UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL HEAVYWEIGHT UA-cam CHAMP

  • @kitsubeofthesouth
    @kitsubeofthesouth Рік тому +1

    Yall are wrong for that thumbnail 🤣

  • @jamichealgates
    @jamichealgates Рік тому +2

    3:34 Did not see that come

  • @adamclifton29
    @adamclifton29 Рік тому

    I get kicked in the nuts, I can't walk. I can't imagine how that guy was able to walk after the brick attack

  • @BIGTEXgarcia24
    @BIGTEXgarcia24 Рік тому +1

    Mike wazaski I'm watching you 😂😂