My grandma once went through the McDonald’s drive through and ordered raw patties for our cookout. Ever heard of a grocery store, Grandma? I almost died of embarrassment.
My grandma, who grew up during the depression, one time (when we were at a seafood restaurant) was telling us about how all around are items you can use items instead of wasting them- while taking all the extra lemons, squeezing them into water and adding sugar- voila! Lemonade- moments later the waiter came by and said “oh no, your water is dirty” removing it quickly. We all sat like: 😳
me: ehm... So I would like a cheeseburger... but... please... just if it's possible... you don't have to... without onions.... is that a problem?!... if not than I will eat it with onions.... thank you a lot my mother: cheeseburger, no onions
I worked as a waitress back in the 1970s. I had a customer that ordered a large fried chicken dinner (which was 1/2 of chicken) and an extra, large hot rice side dish. The meal came with a regular portion of hot rice, coleslaw, and fries. He requested that I turn in a 2nd order of the same thing when he was almost finished with the first meal. Which I did. He cleaned up everything last bite. Funny thing was, he wasn't overweight. He must have had some unbelievable metabolism. Oh and he was a good tipper! I tried to get him in my section whenever he came in. LOL
That guy who rolled up to my window and ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. Ps, The kid who ordered a krabby patty brought a smile to my face
@@dylanlacy9768 ok here it is: Toasted Bread with BBQ Chicken, Mustard, Hashbrowns, Onion Rings, and Lettuce. The Owner Typically Comments on this with "ok strange order" to "oh this guy again".
I once had an old man order breakfast for himself and his wife. When I asked how their eggs were to be cooked he said “I’m hard and she’s easy”. Swear this is a true story
My heart goes out for baristas dealing with a clientele seeking their caffeine fix. They should be able to enforce a "Three Strike" rule with customers demanding that baristas remake their drinks to get them "just right".
If they follow the instructions, there should be no remakes. If the customer doesn't like it how they ordered it, that's on them. Also, as someone that drinks caffeinated beverages for the caffeine, I can confidently say this: if they're there for their caffeine fix, they won't give two shits about the taste. If I'm desperate, I'll drink cold coffee that's been sitting in the pot since yesterday.
I'll have two number nines. A number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty fives, one with cheese. And a large soda
I worked at Taco Bell a few years ago and someone once ordered a Mexican pizza with no tomatoes, stating they were allergic, but still wanted the sauce that came on....The Mexican pizza sauce is pretty much watered down tomato stew.
@@foggyfrogy ah your looking for Burger King. Well we do have the directions there. Just head inside and the staff will direct you to the nearest trash can because that’s the closest we have to BK’s Food. (Wendy’s twitter be like)
*I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.*
i just remembered a story i read on "not always right": to improve employee morale, a manager paid bonuses if they could MAKE a drink order in less time than it took for the customer to SAY it. since it's only possible with really complex orders, the employees LIKED getting them! it certainly DID improve their morale!
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
A woman who was livid because she swore we microwaved her food. We didn’t have a microwave. I wish we did for my lunch breaks. This went on for twenty minutes.
I worked the concession stand at games in highschool. I had someone ask for a frito pie without fritos. So you want a bowl of chili beans? A funny one from the other perspective, my friend asked for a plain hamburger with nothing on it and the cashier asked her if she wanted the meat. 😂
A little boy no older than 8 asked me for "the blood of Christ" one time. Maybe he had never been allowed to taste the church wine and really wanted to, and saw an opportunity?
Being the only Jewish cast member in a lot of shows, I was often invited for dinner and such. Well, when everyone wants to go to a diner, I can't have meat with cheese, pork, or shellfish. I always felt terrible asking them to take cheese off of things or substitute types of fish. I really got it down pat to make the order as simple as possible just because I felt so bad.
The infamous bubble bass order: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
worked at a burger place- here's two i remember; 1) guy wanted 7-8 different sauces on his burger. for reference there's normally 1-2, as well as 3 different cheeses and, the kicker, a single cherry tomato. The weirdest orders always come from uber eats... 2) just 3 beef burger patties, cold, for this lady's HUGE dog. we had to put them in the freezer for about 5 minutes after cooking lol
I know of a restaurant that had an issue with people bringing their own tea bags and doing that crap. So now if you just ask for hot water, they bring the tea service out (pot of water, cream, lemon) without the tea and charge the regular price. Stopped that crap in a hurry and I don't blame them one bit.
My MIL had a habit of ordering the spiciest thing on the menu then complaining why it was made that way. Of course the wait staff has to humor her when every time they should have said “Didn’t you see the chili peppers next to the entree name when you were staring at the menu, you daft tw@t!?” I always ended up tipping more than usual on those nights. Her daughter even asked point blank if she could stop doing that. MIL was incredulous. Acted as if she had no idea what her daughter was referring to. We stopped going out to eat with her, as did others. And of course, rather than reconsider why she was in that situation, she resorted to loudly whining why no one wanted to go out to eat with her.
in my previous job we had a lady complain her ice cream was too cold... one of my fellow dish washers and dessert prep workers took the returned bowl and went up and asked her if she wanted it microwaved.
i’m a restaurant worker and i always have complicated picky orders lol. i’m just nice and grateful and tip well and apologize 100 times, but i still ask for like 6 mods
Not sure why it's complicated, but asking for onion straws on a burger, or as a side instead of fries, even when I know for a fact they serve burgers topped with onion straws, restaurants have to be difficult by calling them different things to be cute. Some places call them French fried onions, some call them onion strings, some even call them haystack for some ungodly reason. I just want thin cut, breaded, and deep fried delicious crunchy onion straws. Most delicious thing I can't for the life of me make (probably because I don't own a deep fryer- nor should I) is onion straws dipped in homemade ranch dressing.
I really started projecting at the frappucinno one. "But it's not done the way I want it!" "Other than preference, DO YOU SEE THE LINE OF CUPS?!?! Just leave." I might've been more chill about it if I wasn't constantly the only one on shift during the afternoon/dinner rush.
When I worked at a Taco Bell doing mostly night shifts, we were allowed to make our own food (within reason) if we wanted. I have now tried almost every possible combination of sauces, meats, and vegetables from there.
My mom took us all to a known not cheap Italian restaurant and I ordered pasta Bolognese. It came back so spicy it was inedible. I never knew it could be made with hot stuff. I sent it back and the chef sent me lukewarm crushed tomatoes over cooked pasta in its place. No salt, no garlic, no meat. Since everyone had pretty much finished eating I ate it in silence, but we never went back.
My friend thought her brother was nuts because he would make the tim horten’s put his bagel in the toaster like 8 times. Then she ordered a bagel and has them do it almost as much. I think they’re both nuts, one pass is fine, it’s a bagel not toast, it doesn’t have to be crispy all the way through
And also working at Mc Donald’s, I have told people it would be better to go down the block to Stuarts to get ice cream, better portions, better quality and more toppings to choose from, than Mc Donald’s. We had that old machine from the 1960s that could barely cough out a cone and a shake within minutes of each other, before it started overheating and/or, something else went wrong with it.
My wife has always been a picky eater. She asked me to pick up a sub for her while she was working one day. Of course she couldn't just have a regular sub. It was, "get me one of these, but without this and without that, and with this (from a different sub)" etc, etc, etc. by the time she was done, the only thing left from the original sub was the bread and the meat, but it had stuff from two subs. I was very glad I had her write it down. If she hadn't, I would have forgotten something and gotten chewed out ("Eww, it has ____ on it!") and worse, the poor souls at the sub shop would have thought I was the one who was the dick, making them put this frankenstein sandwich together. Apparently, she had ordered this several times before, because she knew what parts came from which other subs on the menu. Since then, I've insisted we go to sub shops together.
Obligatory not a waiter, but the one who made the order. This was about maybe 2 years ago at a pizza place and I wanted them to make me a small personal pizza which was 1/4 plain cheese, 1/4 bacon, 1/4 pepperoni, and 1/4 bacon and pepperoni. And to top it all off, NO SAUCE. They ended up just giving me a half bacon and half pepperoni pizza, and I was actually fine with that because I know how crazy that order was and haven’t tried anything like that again since.
I always kind of get pissed off when I heard a story where someone orders something like "I would like a cheese burger with no cheese" and get pissed when the server tells them they could order a hamburger and insist on getting a "cheese burger without cheese" despite that literally just being a hamburger.
Back when I was in high school, one of my buddies just hated cheese for some reason. We were in a McDonald's one day and he ordered the meal that comes with 2 cheeseburgers except he said hamburgers. The cashier was getting confused and then irritated as she tried to figure out what he wanted, finally saying "we can't do that." So finally, after all the back and forth, ordered "the two cheeseburger meal without cheese" and that apparently was just fine and he got what he wanted.
Waitress at a diner, if I get asked one more damn time “Can I have a cheeseburger with no cheese?” “So you want a hamburger?” “NO! A cheeseburger with no cheese!” I roll my eyes all the way, “No problem. A hamburger coming right up!” I swear, what the hell. 😳🤣
All these give me: ''I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." Type energy
It's odd to me how many people don't know to order a hamburger if you don't want cheese. I've noticed this recently so it's weird to hear another account of it!
One day I'll work up the courage to try to get my dream cupcakes made... Strawberry, with a chocolate shell for the casing, with a vanilla marshmallow inside and soft mirangue icing... One day. The ultimate neoplitan cupcakes.
The lady ordering the salad minus the lettuce might have been my grandmother or someone in a similar situation. She went on coumadin (a blood thinner) and it requires no veggies high in vitamin K (many salad greens.) She loved salads and tried to figure out ways to keep them in spirit.
1:14 Back when we had a Famous Dave's in Richmond, if you called the survey number on the receipt, you'd get a code good for a dessert. I'd occasionally order their bread pudding. (You could also, of course, directly pay for it.) The bread pudding at the time was HUGE. I used to joke with people by saying that if they ordered the bread pudding, the kitchen would send out Big Luigi along with it, and he would wait by your table to be sure you ate EVERY BIT.
At the restaurant I worked at for 10 years we once had a dude come in and ordered our corn beef sandwich but wanted to sub the bread that we used out for two blueberry Eggo waffles that he had brought in in a Ziploc baggie. We said absolutely not but it was still amazing ha ha ha
I once went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered a green tea with ice. Waiter goes into the kitchen, I can hear an argument in Cantonese/Mandarin, and out comes my iced tea.
I went to McDonald's and requested a "Quarter pounder dressed as a big mac" I have people ask what that means a lot but that's no bigge, but this time this lady was a tad confused and took a minute and then got the manager out. I got a bit nervous like as if I broke McDonalds and the manager was confused for a minute and then assisted them taking my order and was a vary chill manager and it was tagged special request, I'm assuming she was new and this was a first for her glad it went it well for all of us looking back.
There was this one guy who ordered linguini and meatballs but instead of meatballs he got scoops of tuna. Also at another place I worked someone asked for peanut butter and salad dressing in a turkey sandwich.
I never understood those people who brought their own tea and split one appetizer between like 4-6 people. If you're that cheap, stay home, host at home. Probably a nicer atmosphere, and less expensive, and you're taking up a table that could otherwise actually be ordering and making the restraunt money
When you're that tight on money, I doubt hosting at their house is an option because of space, or even if it is, I guess they're willing to pay a little bit more for the restaurant atmosphere
At a Mexican joint I worked at in Scottsdale, AZ. Every Saturday night (and other nights too) we'd get multiple different tables where a random woman would bring one of her girlfriends out for waters and a cheese crisp. The entirety of their order consisted of water, a tortilla, and cheese. It'd come to like five bucks with and a one dollar tip. Why in the fk do you even go out for that? And then you bring a friend? Could you imagine what these women would say if they were on a date with a man who ordered that? lol he might as well be under 5 ft tall, and she wore heels: the date's gonna end the exact same way.
Me:I'd like a large *something cheeseburger. Them: would you like cheese on that? Me: thinks for a moment...someone asked for a cheeseburger without cheese haven't they..? Them: *defeated look, yes.
I knew someone at my internship who was into weak tea as well. She would take a cup of hot water and a tea bag, quickly dipped the tea bag in four times, threw away the damp bag and just drank the slighty tea-flavored hot water. It didn't even have a hint of color in it. There is also a woman i work with at my current volunteering job who skips the tea bag altogether and just drinks a cup of steaming hot water. Apparently she drinks 4-5 cups of it every day and she claims it peps her up more than coffee or tea.
I have dietary restrictions but sometimes I just want McDonald's, so... My order can be a little weird/convoluted I'll admit. Double quarter pounder BLT No bun, no pickles, no mustard, no ketchup Extra tomato (Ok the only thing dictated by my dietary restrictions is the no bun really... The rest is either convenience or personal taste. Too much sauce on a bunless burger makes it hard to eat bc they spill everywhere, and of the 3 mayo is the only one that is really needed (for this burger) I've found. Two patties to make it easier to eat. I do extra tomato bc they always forget it otherwise. And finally.... I just don't like pickles lol 😅) Also I get a large fry (with gravy on the side) to make up for the lack of calories/it's not as filling so like 🤷♂️ (Gravy with fries just tastes good. Idk if McDonald's outside of Canada offers gravy, bc our McDonald's have poutine on the menu (it's not great tbh I don't recommend it) so 🤷♂️) Otherwise I just... Order what's available ya know? Tho I just realized that most of the places I tend to eat at are customizable..... Probably bc they're the places that have gluten free options 😅 (Yes I know eating even my thing at McDonald's has a risk, but I don't do it very often and honestly... Sometimes the risk is worth it bc goddamn gluten free food is expensive and shitty! Also yes I actually have celiac)
Those Starbucks folks aren't looking for coffee. XD The coffee is just a carrier for the sugar syrup they /actually/ wanted, but would have had to spoon in without it being thinned.
We all have comfort foods and they're often odd, but I'm pretty sure my ex-husband's favorite comfort food is the winner... He would slather crunchy (had to be crunchy) peanut butter onto a flour tortilla, then place a hotdog in the middle and microwave that concoction. The smell was more than I could handle, but it always made him so happy. Freakin weirdo! 😜
Okay but try this: crunchy peanut butter and sriracha on a soft corn wrap, heat it for a little bit, after add cucumber slices and crunchy deepfried onions, and roll it, its amazing
This one drink still haunts me.. Trenta Dragon drink, add lemonade, add peach juice, add strawberry puree, extra mango dragonfruit inclusions, made with oatmilk instead of coconut milk, 8 pumps raspberry, 10 pumps classic, 3 scoops vanilla bean powder, double blended, add vanilla sweet cream cold foam with a blonde affogato shot. I wanted to cry everytime she came in. Thank God I transfered to another store. Edit: let me be clear that I was mainly repulsed by the addition of the affogato shot but also she would spit the order out really fast and if you were new and needed something repeated she'd get pissy immediately and yell the whole thing again instead of just repeating the one part you missed even though she could clearly see most of the order on the drive thru box screen.
Sub made of chicken tenders, mayo, yellow mustard, honey mustard, spicy mustard, Buffalo sauce, ranch, guacamole, Chipotle sauce, and white american cheese. All vegetables. He walked away while I was struggling to wrap it and never returned.
Decaf coffee, half milk, half hot water, half sweeter packet (translated half milk, quarter hot water, quarter decaf to anyone making the beverage). Came back 2 hours later to complain that it tasted like milky water and could not taste the decaf. Remade by a different person on the next shift who made it the exact same way you did, says it was perfect. Not necessarily the worst order, but the most maddening to make.
French fries and meatballs actually sounds really good, like chilli fries at a festival or concession stand. I imagine like McDonald’s fries and something like Ogave’s pizza sauce but smaller and more quantity of meatballs. It would probably be the first time in my life I eat fries with a fork but it would be worth it because it sounds absolutely delicious
I worked at a Mod Pizza for almost 4 years. The stories I could tell. So many people take unlimited toppings as a challenge rather than a luxury. Whenever we got one that was piled 5-6 inches high I would literally apologize to the cook in earshot of the customer.
Not convoluted, but this resident (worked in a senior home) made EVERYTHING so much more complicated than it needed to be. She’d come during the downtime and ask us for something to eat, because she was really hungry and didn’t eat lunch because she didn’t like what was being offered. She also didn’t want what was being offered for dinner, so she wanted 4 things we didn’t have on the menu that day (we could have made them for her, but she was asking for them way too late, and we had over 300 orders to make and prepare for, and less than 30 minutes to get it all done, so there would’ve have been enough time to make them), and every time we offered her an alternative, she didn’t want them or “I already ate that yesterday”, thus making this entire conversation more frustrating because she didn’t want ANYTHING as an alternative. This was several times a week with her, and often complained as to why they couldn’t make a menu specifically for her, to which we told her that we can’t always make what you want, especially when you come in really last minute for it and give none of the workers time to prepare for it. In the end she moved in with her kids, because she wasn’t happy with any of the food, and wanted what she wanted instead. We tried, but she was never happy with it.
Bruh, my problem is always asking for a hamburger, but for some reason getting a cheeseburger. Every time. Not only do I hate cheeseburgers because it's always that repulsive plastic American "cheese", but I'm also lactose intolerant, so them damn cheese slices hate me right back. No matter how many times I say hamburger though, I get a cheeseburger. So, I always order a cheeseburger without cheese, cause that's the only way it gets done right (and even then sometimes its wrong).
On my first and last trip to McDonald's with late my stepmother, she wanted a cheeseburger without cheese. So I responded do you mean a hamburger? Stepmother said no, I asked what's the difference? She couldn't answer, but insisted on that foolishness. The cashier paused for a second asked if I meant a hamburger, either way I received a cheeseburger, stepmother wanted it returned and "corrected". Second time around another cheeseburger but with one less slice of cheese. Stepmother complained about the cheeseburger she wanted still had cheese on it, and how the greasiness of the cheese would affect her diabetes somehow(?). This time I told her to go to the counter herself since it was her order, and I wanted to eat my food, which was getting cold. The ahole came back with a hamburger in a hamburger wrapping.😕 So basically she had me waste time and maybe thirty cents, (cheeseburger cost more than hamburger) for no reason, but to be an Ahole.🙄
Several years ago, I saw someone order a Papa Burger at A&W, except he only wanted cheese and one patty, nothing else. At A&W, the Papa Burger has two patties, cheese, papa sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, and ran about $6 in our market at the time. What he ended up with was a single cheeseburger, which rand about $3.50 in are area at the time. They still charged the guy $6. Dude could've saved some money if he just called it a single cheeseburger.
My grandma once went through the McDonald’s drive through and ordered raw patties for our cookout. Ever heard of a grocery store, Grandma? I almost died of embarrassment.
They actually gave it to her? How much did they charge?
Hi I work at McDonalds and what the fuck???
I work at A&W. That happens more often than you'd think.
How often? There's an option to order an entire box of meat patties in the register.
I think I became diabetic just by reading thoss Starbucks orders. I could feel my sugar craving go away.
Same here. Seems like some of these people don't want actual coffee, they want a slightly coffee-flavored blend of stuff.
There orders are way too disgusting for me..
@@yachishairclips2250 I know, so gross!
@@merrim3794 I love milkshakes with coffee ice cream 😋
@@Jose04537 Oooh, same here! But you don't order a milkshake at a coffee shop!
My grandma, who grew up during the depression, one time (when we were at a seafood restaurant) was telling us about how all around are items you can use items instead of wasting them- while taking all the extra lemons, squeezing them into water and adding sugar- voila! Lemonade- moments later the waiter came by and said “oh no, your water is dirty” removing it quickly. We all sat like: 😳
That waiter is an absolute joke for taking the water/lemonade mix like that.
The restaurant probably sold lemonade and was salty about people making it for free.
And I get nervous ordering the most basic thing...
me: ehm... So I would like a cheeseburger... but... please... just if it's possible... you don't have to... without onions.... is that a problem?!... if not than I will eat it with onions.... thank you a lot
my mother: cheeseburger, no onions
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I worked as a waitress back in the 1970s. I had a customer that ordered a large fried chicken dinner (which was 1/2 of chicken) and an extra, large hot rice side dish. The meal came with a regular portion of hot rice, coleslaw, and fries. He requested that I turn in a 2nd order of the same thing when he was almost finished with the first meal. Which I did. He cleaned up everything last bite. Funny thing was, he wasn't overweight. He must have had some unbelievable metabolism. Oh and he was a good tipper! I tried to get him in my section whenever he came in. LOL
That guy who rolled up to my window and ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ps, The kid who ordered a krabby patty brought a smile to my face
i haven’t seen that sentence in a good 3 years holy shit
Big smoke!
I understand that reference
“You picked the wrong house, fool!”
@princessmarlena1359 All you had to do was follow the damn train cj
A cobb salad, only hard-boiled eggs on the salad, add egg salad (usually for egg salad sandwich), Mayo as the dressing.
She wanted egg lettuce
Eugh
If i ever see my Sandwich Order on these types of posts I'm not surprised
Spam spam eggs and spam
@@dylanlacy9768 ok here it is: Toasted Bread with BBQ Chicken, Mustard, Hashbrowns, Onion Rings, and Lettuce. The Owner Typically Comments on this with "ok strange order" to "oh this guy again".
@@lazwardazure716 I was expecting something confusing but this is pretty normal
@@ExcuseMe881 i always got looks asking for this so idk
I know your pain bro...
I once had an old man order breakfast for himself and his wife. When I asked how their eggs were to be cooked he said “I’m hard and she’s easy”. Swear this is a true story
Thanks for the chuckle
They sound like a cute couple.
Haha, I can imagine my husband saying this.
jesus christ, I'd settle for that gem as a tip
My heart goes out for baristas dealing with a clientele seeking their caffeine fix. They should be able to enforce a "Three Strike" rule with customers demanding that baristas remake their drinks to get them "just right".
May we pray for them. As they have been in battles with entitlement or difficult customers.
If they follow the instructions, there should be no remakes. If the customer doesn't like it how they ordered it, that's on them.
Also, as someone that drinks caffeinated beverages for the caffeine, I can confidently say this: if they're there for their caffeine fix, they won't give two shits about the taste. If I'm desperate, I'll drink cold coffee that's been sitting in the pot since yesterday.
'"whoo, that smell funky! I don't want it no more" and she rode off into the night leaving behind the vapor of cheap whiskey' 🤣🤣☠️
I hope they had to pay before all that food was wasted.
I'll have two number nines.
A number nine large.
A number six with extra dip.
A number seven.
Two number forty fives, one with cheese.
And a large soda
“Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs, and blaming you...you straight, homie!”
You picked the wrong house fool
My favorite *I'm allergic to tomato ...
Can I have ketchup for my fries"
"Absolutely not. You're not committing suicide here."
I worked at Taco Bell a few years ago and someone once ordered a Mexican pizza with no tomatoes, stating they were allergic, but still wanted the sauce that came on....The Mexican pizza sauce is pretty much watered down tomato stew.
A turtle doesn't approve of convoluted orders
Hi.
But does a turtle like salmon?
_Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive through._
..... so..... no whopper?!....
@@foggyfrogy ah your looking for Burger King. Well we do have the directions there. Just head inside and the staff will direct you to the nearest trash can because that’s the closest we have to BK’s Food. (Wendy’s twitter be like)
*I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.*
Just say you want to drink Noah's Ark
@Classic Eddy Fan ...it's ok squidward I got...gasp bubble bass🤨
Squidward is literally my favorite character
Spongebob would've made bubble bass order😂
i just remembered a story i read on "not always right": to improve employee morale, a manager paid bonuses if they could MAKE a drink order in less time than it took for the customer to SAY it.
since it's only possible with really complex orders, the employees LIKED getting them!
it certainly DID improve their morale!
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
We serve food here, sir.
So...three hamburger patties on a piece of toast with extra toast shaped like an ark, ketchup mustard, butter, onion and a fish patty?
A woman who was livid because she swore we microwaved her food. We didn’t have a microwave. I wish we did for my lunch breaks. This went on for twenty minutes.
These people need to be banned.
I worked the concession stand at games in highschool. I had someone ask for a frito pie without fritos. So you want a bowl of chili beans?
A funny one from the other perspective, my friend asked for a plain hamburger with nothing on it and the cashier asked her if she wanted the meat. 😂
3:47 the splenda and sweet n lows got me laughing. It's like ordering a diet rootbeer with a triple chocolate sundae with brownie bits in it.
A little boy no older than 8 asked me for "the blood of Christ" one time. Maybe he had never been allowed to taste the church wine and really wanted to, and saw an opportunity?
i’m really curious as to what you gave him
Being the only Jewish cast member in a lot of shows, I was often invited for dinner and such. Well, when everyone wants to go to a diner, I can't have meat with cheese, pork, or shellfish. I always felt terrible asking them to take cheese off of things or substitute types of fish. I really got it down pat to make the order as simple as possible just because I felt so bad.
This makes me feel less bad when I ask for no pickles on my burger...
The infamous bubble bass order:
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
worked at a burger place- here's two i remember;
1) guy wanted 7-8 different sauces on his burger. for reference there's normally 1-2, as well as 3 different cheeses and, the kicker, a single cherry tomato. The weirdest orders always come from uber eats...
2) just 3 beef burger patties, cold, for this lady's HUGE dog. we had to put them in the freezer for about 5 minutes after cooking lol
If they order with uber eats they don’t have to deal with the staff judging them in person
If you’re THAT “food sensitive”, you need to cook at home.
I know of a restaurant that had an issue with people bringing their own tea bags and doing that crap.
So now if you just ask for hot water, they bring the tea service out (pot of water, cream, lemon) without the tea and charge the regular price.
Stopped that crap in a hurry and I don't blame them one bit.
My MIL had a habit of ordering the spiciest thing on the menu then complaining why it was made that way. Of course the wait staff has to humor her when every time they should have said “Didn’t you see the chili peppers next to the entree name when you were staring at the menu, you daft tw@t!?”
I always ended up tipping more than usual on those nights.
Her daughter even asked point blank if she could stop doing that. MIL was incredulous. Acted as if she had no idea what her daughter was referring to.
We stopped going out to eat with her, as did others. And of course, rather than reconsider why she was in that situation, she resorted to loudly whining why no one wanted to go out to eat with her.
When people say they must have no gluten but get beer...and vegans are the WORST
@Ryan Davies fAct
End of the week?! He was off that diet by the end of dinner! Or did you not get that with the way he shoved the bread pudding down his face? Lmfao!!
in my previous job we had a lady complain her ice cream was too cold... one of my fellow dish washers and dessert prep workers took the returned bowl and went up and asked her if she wanted it microwaved.
Half caf decaf, runny foam, marshmallows and just throw it all in a green vase with enough room for schnapps
i’m a restaurant worker and i always have complicated picky orders lol. i’m just nice and grateful and tip well and apologize 100 times, but i still ask for like 6 mods
"Ill take a sweet potato but with all the baked potato toppings."
Its not that its convoluded its just that id rather quit than give that to you.
Not sure why it's complicated, but asking for onion straws on a burger, or as a side instead of fries, even when I know for a fact they serve burgers topped with onion straws, restaurants have to be difficult by calling them different things to be cute. Some places call them French fried onions, some call them onion strings, some even call them haystack for some ungodly reason. I just want thin cut, breaded, and deep fried delicious crunchy onion straws. Most delicious thing I can't for the life of me make (probably because I don't own a deep fryer- nor should I) is onion straws dipped in homemade ranch dressing.
I really started projecting at the frappucinno one.
"But it's not done the way I want it!"
"Other than preference, DO YOU SEE THE LINE OF CUPS?!?! Just leave."
I might've been more chill about it if I wasn't constantly the only one on shift during the afternoon/dinner rush.
15:33 my brothers late mother in law would drink weak coffee... like in 3 grains of coffee 🤷♀️
The lemonade thing is pretty common, especially for families who can't afford drinks when going out. I see this a lot in rural areas.
When I worked at a Taco Bell doing mostly night shifts, we were allowed to make our own food (within reason) if we wanted. I have now tried almost every possible combination of sauces, meats, and vegetables from there.
The lady with the tuna can was a tool
in my experience customers always think ordering online will save them from being judged for weird orders. trust me, we still notice.
My mom took us all to a known not cheap Italian restaurant and I ordered pasta Bolognese. It came back so spicy it was inedible. I never knew it could be made with hot stuff. I sent it back and the chef sent me lukewarm crushed tomatoes over cooked pasta in its place. No salt, no garlic, no meat. Since everyone had pretty much finished eating I ate it in silence, but we never went back.
I call that the "Someone just got fired and this is their last shift" special.
*i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.*
My friend thought her brother was nuts because he would make the tim horten’s put his bagel in the toaster like 8 times. Then she ordered a bagel and has them do it almost as much. I think they’re both nuts, one pass is fine, it’s a bagel not toast, it doesn’t have to be crispy all the way through
And also working at Mc Donald’s, I have told people it would be better to go down the block to Stuarts to get ice cream, better portions, better quality and more toppings to choose from, than Mc Donald’s. We had that old machine from the 1960s that could barely cough out a cone and a shake within minutes of each other, before it started overheating and/or, something else went wrong with it.
My wife has always been a picky eater. She asked me to pick up a sub for her while she was working one day. Of course she couldn't just have a regular sub. It was, "get me one of these, but without this and without that, and with this (from a different sub)" etc, etc, etc. by the time she was done, the only thing left from the original sub was the bread and the meat, but it had stuff from two subs. I was very glad I had her write it down. If she hadn't, I would have forgotten something and gotten chewed out ("Eww, it has ____ on it!") and worse, the poor souls at the sub shop would have thought I was the one who was the dick, making them put this frankenstein sandwich together. Apparently, she had ordered this several times before, because she knew what parts came from which other subs on the menu. Since then, I've insisted we go to sub shops together.
This is what my husband thinks I’m like when I say, “order a number 3 but ask for extra pickles”
2:46 that ain't even coffee, that's diabetes with a hint of espresso
Obligatory not a waiter, but the one who made the order. This was about maybe 2 years ago at a pizza place and I wanted them to make me a small personal pizza which was 1/4 plain cheese, 1/4 bacon, 1/4 pepperoni, and 1/4 bacon and pepperoni. And to top it all off, NO SAUCE. They ended up just giving me a half bacon and half pepperoni pizza, and I was actually fine with that because I know how crazy that order was and haven’t tried anything like that again since.
I always kind of get pissed off when I heard a story where someone orders something like "I would like a cheese burger with no cheese" and get pissed when the server tells them they could order a hamburger and insist on getting a "cheese burger without cheese" despite that literally just being a hamburger.
Back when I was in high school, one of my buddies just hated cheese for some reason. We were in a McDonald's one day and he ordered the meal that comes with 2 cheeseburgers except he said hamburgers. The cashier was getting confused and then irritated as she tried to figure out what he wanted, finally saying "we can't do that." So finally, after all the back and forth, ordered "the two cheeseburger meal without cheese" and that apparently was just fine and he got what he wanted.
I 2nd the alcoholic mixers on the lemonade one lol
"I would like four thousand tacos, and a diet coke."
I've just realised how much anxiety i will get when I order something on my own--
Waitress at a diner, if I get asked one more damn time “Can I have a cheeseburger with no cheese?” “So you want a hamburger?” “NO! A cheeseburger with no cheese!” I roll my eyes all the way, “No problem. A hamburger coming right up!” I swear, what the hell. 😳🤣
I want an eggless omelet please.
@@Jose04537 oh boy. 🤣🤣. That’s kinda funny. No problem. Here’s a pile of grilled stuff on a plate.
@@carissamessina1908 I know, right, *takes a bite*
@@Jose04537 I hope you like it. It’s a new thing we’re doing. You came up with it. 🤣
Reminds me of the woman we overheard at Disney world angry that her shrimp scampi had no scampi…
This reminds me of when Spongebob ordered food for Bubble Buddy.
All these give me: ''I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." Type energy
We serve food here sir
25:04 Someone must have uttered: "Vegans can't possibly get anymore annoying than they already are!"
A vegan beer was held that day 😅
The best is how Jack Nicholson orders toast in Five Easy Pieces. "Look it up"
It's odd to me how many people don't know to order a hamburger if you don't want cheese. I've noticed this recently so it's weird to hear another account of it!
Most people think they'll put ham on it instead of the beef patty
Amelia NekoMimi cheeseburger has cheese, so it makes sense to assume hamburger has ham, but has nobody ever heard of “burger”? Just, burger.
@@JasminMiettunen nobody has heard of such blasphemy! It can only be ham,cheese or a whopper!!
Though not sure why people just dont ask for a burger
How have people not heard of "hamburgers"? The term is a staple of Americana.
One day I'll work up the courage to try to get my dream cupcakes made... Strawberry, with a chocolate shell for the casing, with a vanilla marshmallow inside and soft mirangue icing... One day. The ultimate neoplitan cupcakes.
The lady ordering the salad minus the lettuce might have been my grandmother or someone in a similar situation. She went on coumadin (a blood thinner) and it requires no veggies high in vitamin K (many salad greens.) She loved salads and tried to figure out ways to keep them in spirit.
Then she needs to eat at home.
1:14 Back when we had a Famous Dave's in Richmond, if you called the survey number on the receipt, you'd get a code good for a dessert. I'd occasionally order their bread pudding. (You could also, of course, directly pay for it.) The bread pudding at the time was HUGE. I used to joke with people by saying that if they ordered the bread pudding, the kitchen would send out Big Luigi along with it, and he would wait by your table to be sure you ate EVERY BIT.
My oldest sister is ridiculed by my family whenever we go out because she “writes her own menu.”
Good. The menu is for everyone, not everyone but you.
She eats a lot of lugies.
if i went out to eat with someone who made "free lemonade" out of the table's water, lemons and sugar id just walk out and leave tbh
I love the way the robot says frappucino
also, honestly, my advice is just be as patient and decent as you can and that will make the experience 100x better for both of us
3:25 So we're gonna get SIX pumps of caramel and then act like the artifical Sweetener somehow fixes that????
At the restaurant I worked at for 10 years we once had a dude come in and ordered our corn beef sandwich but wanted to sub the bread that we used out for two blueberry Eggo waffles that he had brought in in a Ziploc baggie. We said absolutely not but it was still amazing ha ha ha
Lol the cheeseburger reminds me of that one good burger scene
Listening to this while hungry was a big mistake
I once went to a Chinese restaurant and ordered a green tea with ice. Waiter goes into the kitchen, I can hear an argument in Cantonese/Mandarin, and out comes my iced tea.
I went to McDonald's and requested a "Quarter pounder dressed as a big mac" I have people ask what that means a lot but that's no bigge, but this time this lady was a tad confused and took a minute and then got the manager out. I got a bit nervous like as if I broke McDonalds and the manager was confused for a minute and then assisted them taking my order and was a vary chill manager and it was tagged special request, I'm assuming she was new and this was a first for her glad it went it well for all of us looking back.
There was this one guy who ordered linguini and meatballs but instead of meatballs he got scoops of tuna. Also at another place I worked someone asked for peanut butter and salad dressing in a turkey sandwich.
I never understood those people who brought their own tea and split one appetizer between like 4-6 people.
If you're that cheap, stay home, host at home. Probably a nicer atmosphere, and less expensive, and you're taking up a table that could otherwise actually be ordering and making the restraunt money
When you're that tight on money, I doubt hosting at their house is an option because of space, or even if it is, I guess they're willing to pay a little bit more for the restaurant atmosphere
At a Mexican joint I worked at in Scottsdale, AZ. Every Saturday night (and other nights too) we'd get multiple different tables where a random woman would bring one of her girlfriends out for waters and a cheese crisp. The entirety of their order consisted of water, a tortilla, and cheese. It'd come to like five bucks with and a one dollar tip. Why in the fk do you even go out for that? And then you bring a friend? Could you imagine what these women would say if they were on a date with a man who ordered that? lol he might as well be under 5 ft tall, and she wore heels: the date's gonna end the exact same way.
The most ridiculous order I've received (barista in a restaurant): Irish coffee, no whiskey, no cream, decaff
So,a black decaf coffee?
Me:I'd like a large *something cheeseburger.
Them: would you like cheese on that?
Me: thinks for a moment...someone asked for a cheeseburger without cheese haven't they..?
Them: *defeated look, yes.
I knew someone at my internship who was into weak tea as well. She would take a cup of hot water and a tea bag, quickly dipped the tea bag in four times, threw away the damp bag and just drank the slighty tea-flavored hot water. It didn't even have a hint of color in it. There is also a woman i work with at my current volunteering job who skips the tea bag altogether and just drinks a cup of steaming hot water. Apparently she drinks 4-5 cups of it every day and she claims it peps her up more than coffee or tea.
Maybe it's the fact the pure hot water is the step up of desperate needing to stay up and focused. Black coffee is the first level.
It's like some people think they can demand a steak in s sushi restaurant
Tuna comes in steak form. It's WAY more expensive than cow meat.
@@ccggenius yea but it's not a steak genius
Squidward: We serve food here sir
I have dietary restrictions but sometimes I just want McDonald's, so... My order can be a little weird/convoluted I'll admit.
Double quarter pounder BLT
No bun, no pickles, no mustard, no ketchup
Extra tomato
(Ok the only thing dictated by my dietary restrictions is the no bun really... The rest is either convenience or personal taste. Too much sauce on a bunless burger makes it hard to eat bc they spill everywhere, and of the 3 mayo is the only one that is really needed (for this burger) I've found. Two patties to make it easier to eat. I do extra tomato bc they always forget it otherwise. And finally.... I just don't like pickles lol 😅)
Also I get a large fry (with gravy on the side) to make up for the lack of calories/it's not as filling so like 🤷♂️
(Gravy with fries just tastes good. Idk if McDonald's outside of Canada offers gravy, bc our McDonald's have poutine on the menu (it's not great tbh I don't recommend it) so 🤷♂️)
Otherwise I just... Order what's available ya know? Tho I just realized that most of the places I tend to eat at are customizable..... Probably bc they're the places that have gluten free options 😅
(Yes I know eating even my thing at McDonald's has a risk, but I don't do it very often and honestly... Sometimes the risk is worth it bc goddamn gluten free food is expensive and shitty!
Also yes I actually have celiac)
So a patty (or 2) with lettuce and mayo?
🤣🤣🤣krabby patty kid has me dieing!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
3:30 I had a regular customer with an order just like this one. Absolutely disgusting.
a burger, no bun, with a side of fries...because the carbs were too high on the wings....do they not know what a potato is?
How the fuck does that one woman know what turtle tastes like?
Those Starbucks folks aren't looking for coffee. XD The coffee is just a carrier for the sugar syrup they /actually/ wanted, but would have had to spoon in without it being thinned.
We all have comfort foods and they're often odd, but I'm pretty sure my ex-husband's favorite comfort food is the winner...
He would slather crunchy (had to be crunchy) peanut butter onto a flour tortilla, then place a hotdog in the middle and microwave that concoction.
The smell was more than I could handle, but it always made him so happy. Freakin weirdo! 😜
Okay but try this: crunchy peanut butter and sriracha on a soft corn wrap, heat it for a little bit, after add cucumber slices and crunchy deepfried onions, and roll it, its amazing
@@sindyrietvink2023
Wow
This one drink still haunts me..
Trenta Dragon drink, add lemonade, add peach juice, add strawberry puree, extra mango dragonfruit inclusions, made with oatmilk instead of coconut milk, 8 pumps raspberry, 10 pumps classic, 3 scoops vanilla bean powder, double blended, add vanilla sweet cream cold foam with a blonde affogato shot. I wanted to cry everytime she came in. Thank God I transfered to another store.
Edit: let me be clear that I was mainly repulsed by the addition of the affogato shot but also she would spit the order out really fast and if you were new and needed something repeated she'd get pissy immediately and yell the whole thing again instead of just repeating the one part you missed even though she could clearly see most of the order on the drive thru box screen.
Sub made of chicken tenders, mayo, yellow mustard, honey mustard, spicy mustard, Buffalo sauce, ranch, guacamole, Chipotle sauce, and white american cheese. All vegetables. He walked away while I was struggling to wrap it and never returned.
A close second is one where they wanted 32 ounces of mayo on the bread and then a sprinkle of lettuce
Fried hard scrambled hard = scried = cook as a couple of fried eggs until almost done the scramble and cook well.
Decaf coffee, half milk, half hot water, half sweeter packet (translated half milk, quarter hot water, quarter decaf to anyone making the beverage). Came back 2 hours later to complain that it tasted like milky water and could not taste the decaf. Remade by a different person on the next shift who made it the exact same way you did, says it was perfect. Not necessarily the worst order, but the most maddening to make.
Messing with playback speed on these videos is hilarious
French fries and meatballs actually sounds really good, like chilli fries at a festival or concession stand. I imagine like McDonald’s fries and something like Ogave’s pizza sauce but smaller and more quantity of meatballs. It would probably be the first time in my life I eat fries with a fork but it would be worth it because it sounds absolutely delicious
So how do you eat chilli fries?? With your fingers??😂😂😂😂
I worked at a Mod Pizza for almost 4 years. The stories I could tell. So many people take unlimited toppings as a challenge rather than a luxury. Whenever we got one that was piled 5-6 inches high I would literally apologize to the cook in earshot of the customer.
I once had an Uber Eats order that was two glasses of milk. They were at a wedding and they had a little kid😂
Turtle isn't common but some places do serve it. It's nothing even remotely like salmon.
Not convoluted, but this resident (worked in a senior home) made EVERYTHING so much more complicated than it needed to be. She’d come during the downtime and ask us for something to eat, because she was really hungry and didn’t eat lunch because she didn’t like what was being offered. She also didn’t want what was being offered for dinner, so she wanted 4 things we didn’t have on the menu that day (we could have made them for her, but she was asking for them way too late, and we had over 300 orders to make and prepare for, and less than 30 minutes to get it all done, so there would’ve have been enough time to make them), and every time we offered her an alternative, she didn’t want them or “I already ate that yesterday”, thus making this entire conversation more frustrating because she didn’t want ANYTHING as an alternative.
This was several times a week with her, and often complained as to why they couldn’t make a menu specifically for her, to which we told her that we can’t always make what you want, especially when you come in really last minute for it and give none of the workers time to prepare for it. In the end she moved in with her kids, because she wasn’t happy with any of the food, and wanted what she wanted instead. We tried, but she was never happy with it.
Bruh, my problem is always asking for a hamburger, but for some reason getting a cheeseburger. Every time. Not only do I hate cheeseburgers because it's always that repulsive plastic American "cheese", but I'm also lactose intolerant, so them damn cheese slices hate me right back. No matter how many times I say hamburger though, I get a cheeseburger. So, I always order a cheeseburger without cheese, cause that's the only way it gets done right (and even then sometimes its wrong).
When visiting South Dakota though, I was pleasantly surprised to find hamburger was the default, so that was really nice.
Is this what early feels like?
On my first and last trip to McDonald's with late my stepmother, she wanted a cheeseburger without cheese. So I responded do you mean a hamburger? Stepmother said no, I asked what's the difference? She couldn't answer, but insisted on that foolishness. The cashier paused for a second asked if I meant a hamburger, either way I received a cheeseburger, stepmother wanted it returned and "corrected". Second time around another cheeseburger but with one less slice of cheese.
Stepmother complained about the cheeseburger she wanted still had cheese on it, and how the greasiness of the cheese would affect her diabetes somehow(?). This time I told her to go to the counter herself since it was her order, and I wanted to eat my food, which was getting cold. The ahole came back with a hamburger in a hamburger wrapping.😕
So basically she had me waste time and maybe thirty cents, (cheeseburger cost more than hamburger) for no reason, but to be an Ahole.🙄
Several years ago, I saw someone order a Papa Burger at A&W, except he only wanted cheese and one patty, nothing else. At A&W, the Papa Burger has two patties, cheese, papa sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, and ran about $6 in our market at the time. What he ended up with was a single cheeseburger, which rand about $3.50 in are area at the time. They still charged the guy $6. Dude could've saved some money if he just called it a single cheeseburger.