I wish I could be there with you man. 6 years ago this would’ve been funny, as it is now, this is sad and kind of scary that this is the face of modern politics.
After all the shit he pulled THIS was finally the thing to make conservatives say "fuck off". And it's pretty funny to see everyone laughing at him now
To be fair I haven't heard alot of conservatives say "fuck off" to him over this. They'll come up with some excuse to excuse this ludicrous idea. They always do.
@@marshsundeen i seriously believe those cards being "sold out" is a lie. 'cause i have yet to see one person show off their collection, or even claim to have one. what i think really happened is that they didn't sell any, they said the cards are sold out to increase people's desire, ('cause people want what they don't have, and especially want what they can't have) and mark my words, there's gonna be a "surprise" resupply pretty soon and then everyone's really gonna buy them.
Leading an insurrection and advocating the Constitution be ripped up.....no biggie. Selling crappy cards of himself as he pretends to be a superhero - simply a bridge too far.
Carlin said the best, "These rich people are in a club..and you ain't in it!" But what they sometime forget is that the rest of us are ALSO in a club, and THEY aren't in it. Being rich means you are too isolated for your own good.
I'm not a trump fan but the trading volume for them has been insane and their floor price is currently more than double the original price. Trump cards are pumping and I don't know how to feel about it.
The worst part is the money goes directly to him, not to any campaign. This is purely catering to the base he has left, truly scraping the bottom of the barrel even worse than the trumpy bear. I'm sure people who don't even know what these are will start to wonder why they never recieved their cards. It's too much to hope for but I hope he spends some time in prison for his crimes.
Fuck it. Let them empty their pockets. They're willing to go to jail for him, lose their jobs for him, and lose relationships for him, so $99 isn't that much of a sacrifice.
I can't tell if that's better or worse than the other way they used to generate random variations like the bored apes. At least with these each is truly unique.
Turns out some of the images might be stolen. The long coat cowboy one used an image from the model image of the Amazon sales page of that coat. And the small head tuxedo one is a men's warehouse ad. Expect lawsuits coming soon.
"Better than the president who fought along side his soldiers, better than a president who liberated an entire race of people, I bring you digital cards of me, for just $100" -Trump
Don't forget he says he's the most poorly treated president. Treated more poorly than the guy that was shot while watching a play, and the guy that got his dome split, in front of his wife, in the back seat of a car by a sniper. Perpetual victim.
Friend told me he bought one to resell it later, he told me it's already up 20%, I swear to God, man, America is turning to idiocracy, '23 is going to be wild
Don’t like Trump, and never did. But, that commercial is the gift that keeps on giving. Fun will be made of this. People may even film mock-ups. But, there is nothing anyone will ever be able to do that will come within 1,000 miles of touching the unbridled hilarity of the original.
I was laughing at the trading cards, but then I thought about how horrifying it would be if Trump had superpowers like heat vision and such. He would unironically be Homelander, the comic book version which is less intelligent and worse than in the show version.
He kinda did. I am extremely grateful that he lost but for all his then constutional powers as Commander and Cheif he didn't do much with them. I was seriously expecting to be in war with a bunch of countries at the end of the four years but we're only fighting among ourselves which is terrible but not against a foreign power
@@rileyfreedman Maybe the show creators have said differently but Homelander is one of the few characters that was faithfully adapted from a comic book published in 2006. Given the themes of the comic as well as the writer I always thought he was meant to reflect America's foreign policy rather than any individual American.
@@ljcarthan3504 "was expecting to be at war with other countries but we were just fighting ourselves" is exactly how i explain his time in office, haha
Those trading cards reminded me of an iconic line from "Robocop" without the 2 L's but keep the ' on it...I wouldn't buy that for a dollar 🤣 btw is NFT stands for Numbnuts For Trump 🤣
Trump reminds me of the former city councilman in RoboCop who holds the Mayor hostage. 'I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!'
I agree it's weird, but somehow people are really giving value to nfts. I sold a trump nft for 1.5ETH = 1400,-. Maybe try to learn about it and profit from it ;). I for once was against nfts. But if there are opportunities to make money why not take it? Just saying.
This is the kind of thing he envisions when he says that he’d go into a school shooting situation “without a gun.” “I’d go in there and defeat the shooter with my super mega ultra kung fu and heat vision.”
@@sup3414 Oh yeah that totally makes since. Dude literally says he doesn't worship politicians and you immediately go he must be a Biden fanboy because he doesn't like Trump.
😁😂🤣Kanye definitely with that damn Rorschach mask he wore on the Alex Jones show!! Candace Owens/Stacy Dash as Mystique since they don't like being in their own skin.
That video of him pimping himself out is more so like him trying to blow himself while simultaneously trying to talk other people into doing it for him. This is fucking sad as hell, man. It's almost not cool to pick on an elderly clearly growing more deranged by the day.
how is this not satire? I swear that video of Trump announcing his nft cards looks like it's straight out of a parody movie, with its tacky cheap production too. This definitely the decline of Trump.
@TheOneManWhoBeatYou in fact, laughing yourself into Insanity means you're a sane Republican you really need to read the sentence before you get butt hurt
Trump would be a Marvel character who tries to compare himself to Tony Stark but fails miserably. And no, I'm not talking about Justin Hammer. Hammer has more self-respect than Trump.
I'm betting even the Trump fan artists at Deviantart are feeling pretty stupid right now, like they are thinking to themselves "Why didn't he hired me to sell my art as NFTs for him?!". That is, if they don't already hate NFTs.
This isn't even a Dave Chappelle story and they still find a way to cram him into it even tho he has done nothing wrong and Chris Rock was also at that show
Out of touch boomers probably. They probably never heard of NFTs thinking they might get them in the mail like postcards lmao. That or Crypto bros lol.
'...really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career.' So...at what point in his life/career did he go to the moon, or shoot lasers from his eyes?
I hope they bring new Nft is going to be...Mr Bucket against Donald Trump's NFT what a ridiculous idea ever since Squidward handsome face was a original NFT.
I saw yesterday on Twitter someone calling Trump “Brokémon” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😅🤣😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Chris's Donald trump impression, kills me every time 😆
Callem hammer🔨 cuz he nails it
He is good...!
it's actually much harder to do a good impression than most people think but yeah, Chris' is pretty solid
It's cringe
@@Mr.BondJamesBond No.
I love how Korey went from disbelief to just tired lol
I wish I could be there with you man. 6 years ago this would’ve been funny, as it is now, this is sad and kind of scary that this is the face of modern politics.
😆 the furtherance of debilitating faith in humanity. Draining his soul. 😆
This is like those fake infomercials you see on Adult Swim
Trump went from declaring he was running again, to having dinner with a nazi to making NFTs.
You can't make this shit up.
Crazy is as Crazy does
That Trump NFT commercial looked like a parody advertisement from “RoboCop”.
I will buy that for a dollar😂😄😂
😲 WOW. Hit it on the nail. Would love to see Rick & Morty parody that or at least comment on it.
@@BDavinci06 or 99 of them 🤣
After all the shit he pulled THIS was finally the thing to make conservatives say "fuck off". And it's pretty funny to see everyone laughing at him now
It has sold out, so there suckers buying this crap.
To be fair I haven't heard alot of conservatives say "fuck off" to him over this. They'll come up with some excuse to excuse this ludicrous idea. They always do.
@@marshsundeen i seriously believe those cards being "sold out" is a lie. 'cause i have yet to see one person show off their collection, or even claim to have one.
what i think really happened is that they didn't sell any, they said the cards are sold out to increase people's desire, ('cause people want what they don't have, and especially want what they can't have) and mark my words, there's gonna be a "surprise" resupply pretty soon and then everyone's really gonna buy them.
Leading an insurrection and advocating the Constitution be ripped up.....no biggie. Selling crappy cards of himself as he pretends to be a superhero - simply a bridge too far.
Funny isn't it.. After all of the sh_t Donald has pulled and it only took this to say *"YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE BUDDY"*
SMH!!
This has big 2am Commemorative Coin commercial energy
Followed by the one hour CD disc sets of the best 70s love songs and an ad for the mesothelioma book
@@mrscoolwhipp exactly! Lol
$99 per card? Not even EA would do that. 😂
...f*** yes they would
@@djsugarbear6715 they wouldn't stoop that low
Korey missed the best part. They are randomized. For $99 you dont even get to pick which dumb card you get.
@@djsugarbear6715 EA is a crap company but damn Donald made them look honest.. It really takes a lot to do that..
Ziiiiiiing you won the internet today my friend!
Carlin said the best, "These rich people are in a club..and you ain't in it!" But what they sometime forget is that the rest of us are ALSO in a club, and THEY aren't in it. Being rich means you are too isolated for your own good.
Man, this seems like a parody commercial from like a decade ago. Surreal.
A decade is too generous. It's more like a 90s commercial.
We live in a South Park episode
“I activate my Trump Tower in defense mode”
The instructions tell you to flip the board over and kick your opponent in the balls.
I saw a comment that called them Brokèmon cards. Buy the whole set and get a free confidential document.
He truly pulled his final "Trump card" and failed miserably.
He made 4 million. That's not failure
I'm not a trump fan but the trading volume for them has been insane and their floor price is currently more than double the original price. Trump cards are pumping and I don't know how to feel about it.
@@thespitefulartist- The failure is the gullible idiots who buy them.
@@thespitefulartist Failure is based on expectation vs result.
Only he knows if it really failed.
@@Vynzent He's pretty happy about it sooo yeah that's a success
That straight up looks like a lost SNL sketch.
The worst part is the money goes directly to him, not to any campaign. This is purely catering to the base he has left, truly scraping the bottom of the barrel even worse than the trumpy bear. I'm sure people who don't even know what these are will start to wonder why they never recieved their cards. It's too much to hope for but I hope he spends some time in prison for his crimes.
And apparently they sold out already
@@thomasmanning2939 I read that too, but how do you run out of digital files that can be duplicated non-stop?
Fuck it. Let them empty their pockets. They're willing to go to jail for him, lose their jobs for him, and lose relationships for him, so $99 isn't that much of a sacrifice.
@@DefLepRadar That’s part of the scam, artificial scarcity.
@@TravelocityKirby Yep, because they upped the price.
Buy now before we forget how to do CTRL D!
With great power comes great irresponsibility. 🤦
I woke up and thought that they had relaunched MAD TV and that this was the opening skit 🤣🤣
Dude it feels like it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I love gooooooooold!" -Donald Trump
"everyone who buys my nfts will get the chance to win wonderful prizes like the privilege to buy me dinner and hang out with me"
How much ya wanna bet there wasn't even an artist. These were probably created with an A.I. art generator 😆
I can't tell if that's better or worse than the other way they used to generate random variations like the bored apes.
At least with these each is truly unique.
@@Vynzent "Unique" is definitely one way of describing them 🤣
Turns out some of the images might be stolen. The long coat cowboy one used an image from the model image of the Amazon sales page of that coat. And the small head tuxedo one is a men's warehouse ad. Expect lawsuits coming soon.
You know they are AI generated lmao 🤣
Trump trading cards is a real life parody.
The fact that Antony Starr (Homelander) posted that card on his instagram and compared him to Homelander is hilarious 🤣
All the more reason billy butcher is right.🤣🤣
"He stole my whole fucking flow!"- Homelander
That didn't happen, are you serious
That's literally the whole point of the show.
@@420curdner yea it did lol I saw it the other day but didn't really realize what it was all about till I saw the news
"Better than the president who fought along side his soldiers, better than a president who liberated an entire race of people, I bring you digital cards of me, for just $100"
-Trump
I know, right? I'm tired of watching this pathetic loser piss on the graves of heroes.
Don't forget he says he's the most poorly treated president. Treated more poorly than the guy that was shot while watching a play, and the guy that got his dome split, in front of his wife, in the back seat of a car by a sniper. Perpetual victim.
@@phanatic215
100% yes.
Trump also faced down a corrupt political establishment and reinvigorated the republican party for many years to come
Bro he was being ridiculous on purpose. He goes on to say that their top prize is dinner with him which he doesn't think is all that amazing
If I ever meet someone who has a set....I will roast them until the end of time.
This looks like something vought would do for homelander
You activated my Trump Card! It's going to be soo great Yugi, So great! I have more life points than any duelist ever!
Kiba looks stable and relatable by comparison.
Musk would be stewing about the Kiba Corp space station.
The instructions on the card says flip over the board and kick your opponent in the nuts.
Friend told me he bought one to resell it later, he told me it's already up 20%, I swear to God, man, America is turning to idiocracy, '23 is going to be wild
9:50 I really appreciate the editor's note. A little reminder that trump is not as rich as he thinks/wants.
Don’t like Trump, and never did. But, that commercial is the gift that keeps on giving. Fun will be made of this. People may even film mock-ups. But, there is nothing anyone will ever be able to do that will come within 1,000 miles of touching the unbridled hilarity of the original.
I was laughing at the trading cards, but then I thought about how horrifying it would be if Trump had superpowers like heat vision and such. He would unironically be Homelander, the comic book version which is less intelligent and worse than in the show version.
He kinda did. I am extremely grateful that he lost but for all his then constutional powers as Commander and Cheif he didn't do much with them. I was seriously expecting to be in war with a bunch of countries at the end of the four years but we're only fighting among ourselves which is terrible but not against a foreign power
Homelander is supposed to be an allegory for trump in the boys show
@@rileyfreedman Maybe the show creators have said differently but Homelander is one of the few characters that was faithfully adapted from a comic book published in 2006. Given the themes of the comic as well as the writer I always thought he was meant to reflect America's foreign policy rather than any individual American.
@@ljcarthan3504 "was expecting to be at war with other countries but we were just fighting ourselves" is exactly how i explain his time in office, haha
Oh no not the soy kid called gogo
I heard only a bit about it at first and just thought it was some kind of SNL sketch. I was just dumbfounded it was a genuine thing.
Those trading cards reminded me of an iconic line from "Robocop" without the 2 L's but keep the ' on it...I wouldn't buy that for a dollar 🤣 btw is NFT stands for Numbnuts For Trump 🤣
Trump reminds me of the former city councilman in RoboCop who holds the Mayor hostage. 'I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!'
I agree it's weird, but somehow people are really giving value to nfts. I sold a trump nft for 1.5ETH = 1400,-. Maybe try to learn about it and profit from it ;). I for once was against nfts. But if there are opportunities to make money why not take it? Just saying.
2:02 Korey's Robotic Voice: *They are called Trump's digital trading cards..*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Herschel Walker as Morbius! His curse is that he couldn’t be a werewolf.
👆DM let's talk
@@DoubleToasted1... Spam bot detected.
The best part is how THIS is finally the thing they made his supporters finally turn on him and they are just as humiliated as he is
THIS was the “major announcement” 😂
This is the kind of thing he envisions when he says that he’d go into a school shooting situation “without a gun.”
“I’d go in there and defeat the shooter with my super mega ultra kung fu and heat vision.”
I love how even a bunch of his supporters are mad about this.
This man was once the President of the United States....wow
And people voted TWICE for him!
I’ve never worshipped a single politician in my entire life.
Smart man.
Yet you worship Biden, don't ya?
@@sup3414 Oh yeah that totally makes since. Dude literally says he doesn't worship politicians and you immediately go he must be a Biden fanboy because he doesn't like Trump.
Trump probably thinks the T in NFT stands for Trump
I thought that these were a joke like an SNL skit😭
Pretty fucking surreal. He is just surpassed any parody I have seen of him, it's incredible
Chris your Trump impression is brilliant
"Based on my actual life"
I don't remember Trump flying into space as a human rocket, but I would like that idea. Fly into space forever and ever.
Or when he stood in front of Trump Tower in a muscle-y supersuit and shot lasers out of his eyes
And take Elon with him.
The flabbergasted, under the breath “f**k this guy” at 1:05 sums up how we all feel.
The sad part is you know that there are people actually willing to buy this crap and support him.
4:41. "It's not." Fell out of my chair laughing. You got me as a subscriber for sure
Dave chapelle did not defend kanye.
8:59 🤣🤣🤣 That's what my mom calls Trump's son since his actual name is Barron!
😁😂🤣Kanye definitely with that damn Rorschach mask he wore on the Alex Jones show!! Candace Owens/Stacy Dash as Mystique since they don't like being in their own skin.
This just screams "How do you do fellow kids" energy, and even the "fellow kids" don't want any NFTs.
Those 100 dollar Magic the gathering trading card packs are looking good right now.
The site says the cards are sold out…
HOW DO YOU SELL OUT OF A NON PHYSICAL PRODUCT? WHAT DID THEY RUN OUT OF PNGs?
That video of him pimping himself out is more so like him trying to blow himself while simultaneously trying to talk other people into doing it for him. This is fucking sad as hell, man. It's almost not cool to pick on an elderly clearly growing more deranged by the day.
Straight up. That commercial is some shit right out of idiocracy.
As soon as I saw news of this, I immediately thought of Double Toasted.
Me too 💗
Thank god im in the uk America is like watching a soap opera
Hey, we're your new trading partner since you guys Brexit'ed yourselves.
@@Tvirus12 meh brexit will be a good thing in the long run
@@LiverpoolFCtalk Sure it will little buddy. Sure it willl...
@@LiverpoolFCtalk That is 100% CAP.
@@twilightwyrm what choice do we have i voted remain
how is this not satire? I swear that video of Trump announcing his nft cards looks like it's straight out of a parody movie, with its tacky cheap production too. This definitely the decline of Trump.
How is it that anyone who is Republican can't laugh themselves into insanity is beyond me
They don't need to laugh to be insane.
@@AskenOrbital true, but it still makes you wonder right
@TheOneManWhoBeatYou in fact, laughing yourself into Insanity means you're a sane Republican you really need to read the sentence before you get butt hurt
You get a free Slap Chop slicer with every order
Santa Baby Trump.😜
Trump would be a Marvel character who tries to compare himself to Tony Stark but fails miserably. And no, I'm not talking about Justin Hammer. Hammer has more self-respect than Trump.
And Justin Hammer is 1/16th his weight. And even he wouldn't fall for NFTs *after* they crashed.
13:20 Oh man, I'd give my left tater for a glimpse of Destoroyah Trump.
Come on Korey, this man was never good looking lol.
Sadly, I just saw his collection has sold out. Chris, you do a scary close impression of Trump.
I am living for this!
So....he's finally throwing in his Trump cards.
This is the best comment, WHY didn't trump call them that????
In SNL. Trump's character actor called nft's, nifties.😂
Nobody knows more about NFT's than me.
Most of the time I really don't like the internet but one thing it does a good job at it to put people to the ground.
Didn't know Trump was Nuclear Man from Superman IV.
When I think of Trump as a “superhero”,Homelander from The Boys comes to mind.
I'm betting even the Trump fan artists at Deviantart are feeling pretty stupid right now, like they are thinking to themselves "Why didn't he hired me to sell my art as NFTs for him?!".
That is, if they don't already hate NFTs.
You can hate as much as you want, but they succeeded very much. Fully sold out and insane volume.
C'mon you know they used AI to make these.
Turns out they are made using possibly stolen images. Expect lawsuits coming soon.
I'm like Professor Xavier except my legs work better than Professor Xavier. It's great. 😂 🤣
his stans will buy it.
i saw a few tweets where they bought it but didn't know how to get it, where to get it, or what to do with it
I can’t believe they sold out so quick 😂
I would rather blow my entire 401K savings on "Garbage Pail Kids" cards.
Chris does a pretty damn good Trump impression, right off the cuff
Whoever does the Trump marketing has some weird fantasies for sure
Notice how big his hands are in the pics. Brilliant.
I missed the chance to buy the Trump digital card for 100 dollars. I could have won a chance to play golf with him. I feel so bad. 🤣
He’s gonna make NFT great again lol Dwl
Biden loves the teleprompter too lol 2:00
Hey Korey, since you compared trump to a pokemon, PLEASE look up Gumshoos. Straight up Trump as a Pokemon 🤣🤣
How is this not a parody
This isn't even a Dave Chappelle story and they still find a way to cram him into it even tho he has done nothing wrong and Chris Rock was also at that show
Apparently they sold out in 12 hours. Who the hell are buying these?
Out of touch boomers probably. They probably never heard of NFTs thinking they might get them in the mail like postcards lmao. That or Crypto bros lol.
and they'll still fall in line.
The trump gold bar nft looks like a yugioh card
Umm Dave Chapelle?
Wait until the old people realize that its just digital. They're going to be waiting by their mailbox for their cars to come to
'...really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career.'
So...at what point in his life/career did he go to the moon, or shoot lasers from his eyes?
Kanye west as Wack Panther!
@contactmetele_gramdoubletoaste no
He's a great business man. Everyone remember that, he's a great business man 🙃🙃🙃
And Kanye West is a profound genius.
@@daliborjovanovic510 EXACTLY 🤦
TRump: NFT = National Funding for Trump.
I hope they bring new Nft is going to be...Mr Bucket against Donald Trump's NFT what a ridiculous idea ever since Squidward handsome face was a original NFT.
The sad thing is that the people that actually bought these are now complaining that they can't access their cards.