Half in the Bag Episode 94: American Ultra

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  • @moosharmy101
    @moosharmy101 8 років тому +3123

    I started listening to these reviews when I try to sleep, now I can't sleep without them. And I wake up having biases to movies. 10/10

    • @CosmicUndeadElf
      @CosmicUndeadElf 8 років тому +58

      Bryan Singer's Superman Returns is also good to watch when trying to fall asleep

    • @cfytcf
      @cfytcf 8 років тому +86

      You.. you are... me.

    • @lisazoria2709
      @lisazoria2709 8 років тому +26

      I watch them first thing in the morning right after or during breakfast...sometimes right before bed.

    • @lisazoria2709
      @lisazoria2709 8 років тому +18

      VariantNode
      Lol same, even the ones I've seen already. Best routine ever! 👍xD

    • @RomHam
      @RomHam 7 років тому +35

      Helps me sleep with my depression right now.

  • @FlynnTaggartGuy
    @FlynnTaggartGuy 6 років тому +429

    Nothing better than genuine laughter from Mike.

  • @kkendd
    @kkendd 9 років тому +375

    I would totally watch Half-Ass-Bad-Ass starring Rich Evans.

    • @TrevorLentz
      @TrevorLentz 9 років тому +28

      +Victor Yoon 2 and 1/2 hours of his laugh. No breaks. :D :P

    • @AUMOTmusic
      @AUMOTmusic 9 років тому +9

      Nope, it has to have Leo Fong reprising his role as Joe Wong from Low Blow. Along with his shitty car

    • @TheExplosiveBurrito
      @TheExplosiveBurrito 9 років тому +7

      +Victor Yoon The Blu-Ray should come with a special episode of Half in the Bag called Half in the Ass

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 3 роки тому +1

      They already made it, it's called Space Cop

  • @RedCatHabitat
    @RedCatHabitat 5 років тому +355

    The thing about Jessy Isengard, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he acts he doesn't seem to be livin'... until he overacts, and those black eyes roll over white.

    • @rhidiandavies1991
      @rhidiandavies1991 3 роки тому +26

      This is my favourite comment on UA-cam

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 3 роки тому +35

      You start kicking and hollering and screaming and sometimes Jessy goes away... sometimes he wouldn't go away.

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 3 роки тому +4

      The blackest Eyes…. The Devils eyes….

    • @memel0rdxxx696
      @memel0rdxxx696 3 роки тому +21

      Ah yes jesse isengard, son of saruman isengard. My favourite orc actor

    • @lograythewise
      @lograythewise 2 роки тому +11

      Bravo. Extra props for causing me to hear it in Robert Shaw's voice.

  • @notgonnapay
    @notgonnapay 3 роки тому +127

    “A filmmaker should absolve themselves of any responsibility if their movie tanks.”
    Oh Jay, you’ve unknowingly predicted the next Hollywood trend!

    • @groinBlaster31
      @groinBlaster31 9 місяців тому

      Only if the characters are women

  • @SethTheXenocide
    @SethTheXenocide 9 років тому +865

    Honestly, I think Channing Tatum probably would have done a better job as the main character. He's got good comedic timing, doesn't take himself seriously, and him being so buff would make the twist of "he's a sleeper agent!" so obvious it's actually funny. You'd have some ripped giant selling people slurpees.

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 5 років тому +73

      @He-Man ! immediately 73% better as a movie. Even imagining it is more fun than watching the clips.

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 5 років тому +47

      @He-Man ! plus the action scenes would make sense seeing as Channing could actually beat up another person.

    • @jack_meoff69
      @jack_meoff69 4 роки тому +1

      🤢

    • @dawey8897
      @dawey8897 3 роки тому +5

      And then he can take off his shirt and its gonna print money

    • @SuperWHIIITE
      @SuperWHIIITE 3 роки тому +8

      Soooo Total Recall?

  • @GodzillaMendoza
    @GodzillaMendoza 9 років тому +239

    I'm so glad we're referring to Jay as Susan still. I hope this never goes away.

  • @Fergit_
    @Fergit_ 9 років тому +304

    Landis once tried to argue with me that the stomach is an area rather than an organ.
    So, yeah, maybe ignore him.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 4 роки тому +78

      The stomach is a social construct.

    • @daddydevito4114
      @daddydevito4114 3 роки тому +49

      The stomach is a funnier character than we’ve had before

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 3 роки тому +11

      Jeez, don't ever explain to him what our skin is.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 3 роки тому +4

      @@salvagemonster3612 The hammock district.

    • @fellow8085
      @fellow8085 3 роки тому +8

      I mean its fair. Most people say stomach ache to mean abdominal pain, when their intestines are hurting. Stomach and abdomen are interchangeable in common conversation, even if stomach is also the name for the organ

  • @salami2812
    @salami2812 6 років тому +34

    Mikes laugh is like a diamond. Rare but precious

  • @ianconley
    @ianconley 3 роки тому +36

    I rented this movie years ago, fell asleep almost immediately and didn't wake until the credits. And just returned the DVD to Redbox the next day. It did everything it needed to.

  • @trexation
    @trexation 9 років тому +73

    "We're gonna find Nima in his car with the gas running" Still crying with laughter. ;D

  • @GrainneMhaol
    @GrainneMhaol 7 років тому +357

    Max Landis complained later that this was marketed as a stoner comedy. Unfortunately the cast seemed to be under that impression too. Maybe the problem's with the script, Max.

    • @zcritten
      @zcritten 4 роки тому +31

      Everyone who reads my script doesn't understand my vision. FFS Holly wood is so bad now

  • @fofalooza
    @fofalooza 9 років тому +201

    I can't think of three people I'd be less excited to see on screen together than Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, and Topher Grace. Certainly not for a full price ticket.
    Now, Rich Evans in Half-Ass Bad Ass? I'd happily see that.

  • @scallysnix.6073
    @scallysnix.6073 2 роки тому +23

    I don't know why, but this is easily the most comfortable episode to rewatch for me.

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 6 місяців тому +1

      For me it's the Ready Player One Half in the Bag Episode.

  • @TheInflicted
    @TheInflicted 9 років тому +329

    Watching this feels really different knowing that Landis has probably watched this review several times.

  • @fileunderf8786
    @fileunderf8786 4 роки тому +90

    "I wanted more of a spunky, funnier girlfriend character - who has some charisma or charm. Like a Chris Pratt."

  • @tiberiusweaver-zeman2520
    @tiberiusweaver-zeman2520 2 роки тому +35

    That finding Nima riff is some of RLM’s best work ever

  • @samankenbauer2974
    @samankenbauer2974 9 років тому +17

    The opening five minutes of this episode are SO GOOD. I've never laughed so hard before.
    I remember watching Half in the Bag pre-Movie 43 episode and wondering if Mike was ever going to break and laugh. Look at him now!

  • @variable2102
    @variable2102 9 років тому +433

    This video is now much funnier after their conversation with Max.
    MUCH funnier.

    • @McLovin1138
      @McLovin1138 3 роки тому +44

      And now?

    • @kage6613
      @kage6613 3 роки тому +42

      @@McLovin1138 like the finest of wines.

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 3 роки тому +10

      Why what happened?

    • @mlxoc712
      @mlxoc712 2 роки тому

      @@TheLakabanzaichrg Sex pest happened

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s Рік тому

      @@TheLakabanzaichrg fake news got him canceled. Since he's an insufferable guy, losers who pray on other people's downfalls are running with it.

  • @freddylift1183
    @freddylift1183 8 років тому +35

    8:47 "can you imagine if The Dude suddenly became an action star?"
    Yes, I can. It's Steve Zissou when the pirates attack and Iggy Pop's "Search and Destroy" plays.

  • @payableondeath7
    @payableondeath7 9 років тому +79

    You guys are joking about C.I.Gay, but I'm pretty sure that's on deck for Happy Madison in the next 10 years

  • @solomonrivers2882
    @solomonrivers2882 5 років тому +23

    I don’t know how I missed this one, but I can’t remember ever hearing Mike laugh this hard

  • @DrHankVenture
    @DrHankVenture 5 років тому +256

    Max Landis doesn't understand how something works? Color me surprised. He definitely hasn't shown that repeatedly, especially when it comes to not abusing women.

    • @mrnauseouz
      @mrnauseouz 3 роки тому +9

      He'd prefer if you spelled it Colour

  • @BigHairyFenian
    @BigHairyFenian 7 років тому +496

    "The CIA operates like the mob in this movie" So just like in real life then.

  • @connorlonergan4967
    @connorlonergan4967 3 роки тому +26

    "Because I guess the word monkey, you can get a lot of comedic mileage just out of the word,"
    Mmm.... _monke_

  • @ElMufro
    @ElMufro 9 років тому +20

    I love how they make each other laugh so much in this ep 😆

  • @with_lime_ginger_vodka
    @with_lime_ginger_vodka 2 роки тому +28

    6 years later, this review still holds up

    • @lrts1lrts181
      @lrts1lrts181 2 роки тому +6

      Any of their videos ever holds up.

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 2 роки тому +2

      Their The Force Awakens review kinda aged poorly but it is an insane nitpick, everything else is completely on point.

  • @VenomousCarnage69
    @VenomousCarnage69 9 років тому +34

    Hands down the best movie reviewers on youtube.

  • @retrogore420
    @retrogore420 8 років тому +270

    Thinking of the BOTW episode, Max Landis seems exhausting just to be around.

    • @b-retrogamer2925
      @b-retrogamer2925 8 років тому +75

      Gnarl Sagan Hes exausting just to watch

    • @jerryjames4090
      @jerryjames4090 7 років тому +103

      You can probably label Max as the 'constant talker' type of emotional vampire

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 7 років тому +69

      +Jerry James
      That's a very apt description of him. Watching him through the entire BotW episode was a mix between second-hand embarrassment, him being a hamster on crack and the occasional funny or interesting line coming from him.

    • @tzeege
      @tzeege 4 роки тому +22

      @@heinzerbrew You mean "don't lock me in a coffin with them".

    • @SCOTTIEBEAUTIFUL
      @SCOTTIEBEAUTIFUL 4 роки тому +5

      @@jerryjames4090 emotional vampire is such an apt description

  • @bananian
    @bananian 9 років тому +40

    ironic how the protagonist in this movie is a gary stu while max shits on force awakens for having a mary sue.

    • @DownUFO
      @DownUFO 8 років тому +9

      +bananian different context. he's OP but it's part of the story and he has a massive truggle and his life ruined because of his abilities. Rey is OP and just negates every other character's skills (why have other pilots in the movie like Poe and Han when Rey is better? why have Finn when Rey is better at fighting than him despite him being a soldier and even navigates his own base better than him? why have her go to Luke for training when she's already far better at using the Force than he was by the time he sought Yoda?) so Eisenberg's OP status is part of the plot and is used to move the plot forward, and his skills actually make his life far worse than it would otherwise be, giving him a huge uphill struggle. meanwhile Rey's OP status negates her own struggles, negates the point of other characters and their abilities, and makes everything low-stakes.

    • @TheDukeOfTumwater
      @TheDukeOfTumwater 8 років тому +8

      Especially considering that Jessie Eisenberg in American Ultra is literally an author-insert for Max Landis, and the term Mary Sue originated from Star Trek fan fic where the author essentially inserted themselves as the main character.

  • @FunWithGuru
    @FunWithGuru 9 років тому +127

    Phillip Morris joke was gold.

  • @AniCator
    @AniCator 9 років тому +18

    Mike's laugh can make your day.

  • @SrSacaninha
    @SrSacaninha 9 років тому +37

    "original ideas don't money". That's great.

  • @jordan101197
    @jordan101197 4 роки тому +9

    I love the copy of “the day the clown cried” just sitting around like it wouldn’t be gold to actually have a copy.

  • @SuperScaryMonkey
    @SuperScaryMonkey 9 років тому +19

    I havent seen Mike and Susan laugh that hard in a long time!

  • @lassin_hauta
    @lassin_hauta 9 років тому +51

    "We'll talk later, Max" indeed, they did.

  • @Norocmorth
    @Norocmorth 8 років тому +95

    "How do I use a guuun?! I'm a homosexual!"

  • @Elykar
    @Elykar 9 років тому +13

    Had to come re-watch this after their interview with Max Landis video that just went up.

  • @samus17
    @samus17 9 років тому +167

    Landis' tweets about RLM's review just shows that he cannot accept criticism.

    • @samus17
      @samus17 9 років тому +86

      Basically that because they aren't "in the industry" their comments are opinions at best. He completely ignores their criticisms (especially the one about him refusing to take any blame in the critical failure), and simply cites their other reviews on other movies (the hobbit, Jurassic park, ect) as to the quality of their meager "opinion."
      Essentially, he takes everything he could possibly learn about why the movie tanked and just blocks it out of his mind with his ego, because if he disagrees with their "opinions" they must have little merit.

    • @AaronAaron247
      @AaronAaron247 9 років тому +22

      He and some of his supporters are talking shit about RLM fans as well. Assfucks

    • @Sum1BetrThanU1
      @Sum1BetrThanU1 5 років тому +18

      He ignores that they’ve made a fucking movie!

    • @keepinpemdazaliv
      @keepinpemdazaliv 3 роки тому +29

      Max can't accept women saying no either :/

    • @samus17
      @samus17 3 роки тому +12

      @@keepinpemdazaliv heyooo

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 5 років тому +29

    I love that trick where the badguy who's trained in professional killing approaches someone under cover with a ranged weapon, right fucking next to them rather than any amount further away where they could get off a clear and obvious killshot. Not infuriating in the slightest, and so goddamned subtle a cheat that I have never once noticed it.

  • @hcalmijebi
    @hcalmijebi 9 років тому +9

    Mike's reading of those tweet was nothing but inspiring

  • @apopheniacMCMLXXXIX
    @apopheniacMCMLXXXIX 9 років тому +326

    You guys should really add a "blood alcohol content" meter on all your videos that tracks your drunkenness throughout the episode.

    • @johncarter7264
      @johncarter7264 5 років тому +6

      Beer counter? I'm down.

    • @ABLEARC
      @ABLEARC 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 роки тому +6

      You just need to look at Mike

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 3 роки тому +3

      If mike is throwing around "cunty"s then we can assume he's shloshed.

  • @jacoblestrange1978
    @jacoblestrange1978 9 років тому +1

    Having just finished the last of my case I can now recognize the Spotted Cow bottles you guys are always knocking back.

  • @yurikana
    @yurikana 9 років тому +22

    Mike's twitter reading has to make it as a highlight

  • @zeekyboogydoog826
    @zeekyboogydoog826 9 років тому +1

    Wow. It's really nice to see just how much the two of you are enjoying yourselves in this particular episode.

    • @d2darocha
      @d2darocha 9 років тому

      +Fallen Prime They are drunk!

    • @zeekyboogydoog826
      @zeekyboogydoog826 9 років тому

      Daniel Rocha I mean, that goes without saying.

  • @boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma4236
    @boyhoodtooktwelveyearstoma4236 9 років тому +10

    We need to get Max Landis working, because he's a funnier character than we've had before

  • @thetopcats.9154
    @thetopcats.9154 Рік тому +13

    I think the basic premise for this movie; average joe slowly discovers he's a brainwashed super badass secret agent killing machine, would have been an amazing idea for a Leslie Nielson movie.

  • @zoevtapas
    @zoevtapas 9 років тому +70

    literally you couldn't pick two actors with less charisma or humor with Stewart and eisenberg.ugh. destined to fail. can't stand either of them.

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 4 роки тому +2

      Why are they trying to push them so hard

  • @travellingshoes5241
    @travellingshoes5241 9 років тому +13

    'Max Landis: Maximum Whiner!'
    The new completely original concept from the 100% original, one-man writing machine, Max Landis!!!!

  • @thebreedinghousewife8818
    @thebreedinghousewife8818 6 років тому +10

    Mike reading the whiny max Landis tweets are the funniest thing ever

  • @joshuvuh8118
    @joshuvuh8118 9 місяців тому +2

    This will always be a hysterical historical episode

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 2 роки тому +8

    the boys truly reveling in the failure of this abysmal shit pile brings joy to my cold, dead heart.

  • @Chris-ci8vs
    @Chris-ci8vs 7 років тому +78

    Would Max Landis ever have gotten off the ground if he wasn't the son of Landis Snr?

    • @press_x_tojason
      @press_x_tojason 4 роки тому +41

      He's not the first disaster his dad was responsible for...

    • @full-timepog6844
      @full-timepog6844 3 роки тому +4

      @Sh3p 83 -explain if you can- Nvm i read about the crash.

    • @kevins5166
      @kevins5166 3 роки тому +2

      No

  • @timjingoro9139
    @timjingoro9139 9 років тому +414

    Max Landis is a whiner. And here's the DEFINITIVE answer why:
    His entire line of argument is basically that there is no real reason for American Ultra to have failed so miserably, other than because it is an original movie (Max Landis on Twitter: "it has stars!~ it has [some] good reviews!~ it is a good movie!~ why did it fail? it makes no sense :'("). Therefore there is no point to writing original scripts anymore (unless you're Tarantino or Nolan), since they will probably fail. This is incorrect.
    1.
    The film has an uninteresting title, uninteresting leads, uninteresting premise. So already we're off to a bad start.
    2.
    Then it has pretty bad reviews. Max is trying to go the "glass half full" route, by saying half the audience and half and half the critics like it. But c'mon... 48% rotten with critics, 56% rotten with audience, B- cinemascore (which is awful in cinemascore terms unless you're making a film of high artistic caliber, which this is not).
    Sure that's better than Hitman's 8% and Sinister's 12%. But let's be real here. Why would the audience go to watch a rotten movie that half the audience hates, when they can go watch Straight Outta Compton (90%), Mission Impossible (93%), Ant-Man (79%), Man from Uncle (67%), Jurassic World (71%), or (another original film) The Gift (93%)?
    War Room (91% audience) and No Escape (72% audience) overcame bad reviews and American Ultra by being crowd-pleasers. So that's two more options for the audience to rather go to.
    3.
    Sinister and Hitman overcame bad reviews and bad word of mouth by being a sequel/adaptation of something that people already like. This is how a lot of adaptations, sequels, prequels, reboots, etc manage to float by even if they suck. It was linked to something that they like.
    The point is... there has to be a reason for people to go see your movie.
    Either the title/premise should be something you want to see. Or the stars should be able to draw crowds (i.e. not Eisenberg/Stewart). Or it should be well-reviewed. Or it should be a crowd-pleaser even if it is disliked by critics. Even being obliquely related to something people like works as a draw (sequel, prequel, adaptation etc.) THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT APPEALS.
    With this movie, there was nothing that appeals. And that is why it failed.
    4.
    So ultimately, his doomsaying that 'writing original films is a waste of time' is idiotic. Especially in an year when we HAVE had original hits like: Inside Out, Spy, Home, Trainwreck, Get Hard, San Andreas. And also had a recent high profile bomb like the adaptation/reboot Fantastic Four (which even piggybacked the Marvel name in the trailers), which also had the same problem of having no appeal to anyone.
    He just can't accept the fact that he wrote a film nobody wanted to see, so he's throwing a melodramatic tantrum about the state of cinema.
    You are never entitled to an audience. You have to earn one. You can either take the relatively easy way out by making an adaptation/reboot/sequel of something that's well-liked, or you can take the hard way, start from scratch and create something with fresh appeal. But if you take the hard way, don't fucking whine about it.
    NOTE: It goes without saying that just because a film is an adaptation/reboot/sequel doesn't mean that it will automatically be of poor quality (eg. Mad Max). And it also goes without saying that just because a film is original doesn't mean that it is automatically of good quality (eg. American Ultra). So Max Landis should really get off his "I had the audacity to make an original movie" high horse. Because his original movie sucked.

    • @volbla
      @volbla 9 років тому +4

      +Tim Jingoro Your third point makes me think of all the movies with Melissa McCarthy they cranked out after Bridesmaids. She was really funny in a movie and there was some joke about her being a secret agent, so they went with that idea and people were hooked by that. Eisenberg and Stewart aren't well known as either comedy actors or action actors, so you're completely bust in that department. In fact, is Stewart known as anything other than a girl who can't emote? I would think the only roles she'd get is stuff teenage girls want to see.

    • @volbla
      @volbla 9 років тому +32

      +NDfor SPDadsdas Yeah, that confused me for a while too, but when people say "original movie" what they mean is something not based on pre-existing material. So anything that is not a sequel, reboot or adaptation would be considered "original".

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 9 років тому +2

      +Tim Jingoro Well said. Remember Jeff Who Lives at Home? That was an original piece of shit. I heard, I didn't see it because I wanted to see Argo. That sucked too.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 9 років тому

      +Tim Jingoro Well said. Remember Jeff Who Lives at Home? That was an original piece of shit. I heard, I didn't see it because I wanted to see Argo. That sucked too.

    • @karasoth
      @karasoth 9 років тому +6

      +Tim Jingoro #1) I'll agree with you about the Title. If you know about M K ULTRA the title will make sense, but many many more people don't.

  • @andrewchalker8529
    @andrewchalker8529 9 років тому

    I've never seen Mike laugh so freely and earnestly, more than just a chuckle, as here!

  • @beefcakepantiehoes
    @beefcakepantiehoes 8 років тому +150

    Oh my god Mike can fucking laugh??

  • @Loremaster17
    @Loremaster17 9 років тому +4

    There already is an animated series about a half assed badass. It's called Archer and it manages to combines dark comedy and action well enough.

  • @BenjaminJHedrick
    @BenjaminJHedrick 9 років тому +109

    Why do I have the feeling that Max Landis is going to show up in a future episode of this show?

    • @jeffemerson60
      @jeffemerson60 9 років тому +8

      +Benjamin Hedrick Well he is a fan of them, so there's that.

    • @JoaqMan
      @JoaqMan 9 років тому +26

      +jeff emerson You mean """"""""""""""""fan""""""""""""""""

    • @rovhalt6650
      @rovhalt6650 5 років тому +10

      Benjamin the Oracle

    • @Sum1BetrThanU1
      @Sum1BetrThanU1 5 років тому +1

      They all succumb eventually

  • @badassdanthepowerman6438
    @badassdanthepowerman6438 3 роки тому +16

    You know it’s a quality movie when you’ve seen it and legitimately don’t even remember the rough outline for the plot until they say it.

  • @Rkiser0592
    @Rkiser0592 6 років тому +7

    the freudian slip with the head shake after "also she's a wonderful actor"

  • @XGL93
    @XGL93 9 років тому +1

    The emotions are so dense, every scene has so many feelings going on

  • @MrEPIC0CITY
    @MrEPIC0CITY 9 років тому +13

    Thank you guys so much! Recently I've been so distraught over the horror that is Max Landis, and I have a friend who doesn't seem to understand what a dick Max Landis is. He tweets about how Hollywood is damaging the industry while he profits of the dismay he contributes to. So thank you, Red Letter Media. Thank you for calling him on his shit!

  • @afrenchfrito
    @afrenchfrito 9 років тому +1

    Good to see Mike and Susan back at it again! I look forward to more videos

  • @jeffemerson60
    @jeffemerson60 9 років тому +349

    I'm just waiting to see if Max Landis show's up. This is pretty much the most fucks that anyone's gonna give to American ultra anyway.

    • @SV67943
      @SV67943 9 років тому +46

      +jeff emerson He's too busy bitching about their old review of Chronicle on Twitter. Apparently, "found footage" was entirely his idea, since that's basically the only thing they complained about in that movie.

    • @ArcturusMinsk
      @ArcturusMinsk 9 років тому +40

      +SV67943 what an inventor! takes a real original mind to make a super hero movie using found footage and ripping off Akira!

    • @jeffemerson60
      @jeffemerson60 9 років тому +11

      SV67943 Yeah, I think he said something on the line's of "They didn't love chronicle, they just said it's the bare minimum of a good film". I have no clue what he's on, but I'm kind of embarrassed to say I'm a fan of his now.

    • @definitelynotofficial7350
      @definitelynotofficial7350 9 років тому +7

      +jeff emerson So he basically wanted them to say "Chronicle is the apex of all films and Max Landis is a God who is better than Linklater without even taking 12 years to make something".

    • @k1lkenny
      @k1lkenny 9 років тому +8

      +jeff emerson lol you were right..

  • @watcher8o
    @watcher8o 9 років тому +13

    Susan seems to think the CIA doesn't operate like the mob. lol

  • @KilVall
    @KilVall 7 років тому +4

    RLM's editing of interviews is half the fun.

  • @Nightstalker314
    @Nightstalker314 9 років тому +32

    With all that crying from the director and writer it sounds awefully similar to the drama around the "Red Tails" release. Did they just pull a George Lucas?

  • @Mixedupcrazy1
    @Mixedupcrazy1 9 років тому +9

    What do Josh Tank and Floyd Landis have to complain about? Chronicle was a semi-original idea, well-reviewed, and financially successful. Not every movie you make is gonna be pure gold, guys.

  • @bobjuniorman5352
    @bobjuniorman5352 8 років тому +143

    If they had Michael Cera instead of Who Gives a Shit Eisenberg, it would be a little better. I always think of Jesse Eisenberg as Michael Cera but not funny and he thinks he's a serious actor.

  • @HippopotamusPencil
    @HippopotamusPencil 5 років тому +21

    I don't know why I'm writing this here, but that one Landis tweet about scale really made me want to rant.
    So he is really only comparing to the biggest movies.
    If you want to appeal to the broadest audience, you need the blandest product. McDonalds isn't the peak of culinary achievement, but it is the food that is most appealing to the largest group of people. If Landis is trying to complain that blandness has broad appeal, then he's pretty fucking late to the party.

    • @HippopotamusPencil
      @HippopotamusPencil 5 років тому +2

      Also, I kinda liked this movie. I felt like the absurdity of the violence was a part of the joke, making the movie a lot funnier, but then again I laughed like a child at Taken.

  • @S13gtastic
    @S13gtastic 9 років тому +1

    I actually forgot that American Ultra was even coming out to theaters till I saw the Half in the Bag for it XD

  • @djassassinuk
    @djassassinuk 3 роки тому +4

    I think I must be the only person in the world that actually loves this movie.. Guilty pleasure every time! :o)

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 9 років тому +29

    It's my two favorite pretend friends!

    • @operatus1
      @operatus1 9 років тому

      +J Wizard Phoenix
      You know what to do

    • @snipaxthebulldog
      @snipaxthebulldog 9 років тому

      +Dendelin007 Use the meat cleaver, and swing hard to break the bones...

    • @operatus1
      @operatus1 9 років тому

      :(

  • @FyberOptic
    @FyberOptic 9 років тому +6

    I genuinely think that just like how someone can be tone deaf, other people are taste deaf. They just can't see why something is bad.

  • @TheWarmestFuzzy
    @TheWarmestFuzzy 9 років тому +4

    Their laughter is infectious

  • @standup109
    @standup109 9 років тому +25

    Man wouldn't it be awkward if Max Landis confronted them about these comments? Good thing THAT will never happen!

  • @kyleleehufnagel
    @kyleleehufnagel 4 роки тому +9

    I love being an audience member watching this video and my brain automatically fills in a cheap word association joke and then the person in the video immediately fills in the same cheap word association joke. A fuckin Tone Lōc Jōc, amazing pull.

  • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
    @Chud_Bud_Supreme 9 років тому +320

    This isn't even original. I can think of two movies off the top of my head that had a similar theme of an everyperson suddenly having mad skills. Total Recall and The Long Kiss Goodnight. Yet I'm hearing in the comments that Max Landis, apparent whiner, is saying his movie was "original." My ass

    • @BassbaitGG
      @BassbaitGG 9 років тому +58

      +Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) also the TV show Chuck - nerd becomes spy.

    • @NormalLee67
      @NormalLee67 9 років тому +68

      +Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) But this one has weed in it! That makes it edgy and cool!
      ...
      Right?

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 9 років тому +26

      +Son of Tiamat
      Alias. Chuck. Condorman. The New Adventures of Beans Baxter. Get Smart. Spy. Totally Spies! Jake 2.0. Greatest American Hero. Meteorman. My Own Worst Enemy. Psych. Just off the top of my head.

    • @phibeslives4048
      @phibeslives4048 9 років тому +15

      +Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) Isn't American Ultra basically just a bad ripoff of the Bourne series of films? It's fine to explore new areas in a tired genre, IF you do it well, but to simply trot out the "Super Agent Reactivated!" cliche with such bad directing, casting, and writing is simply begging for your movie to be demolished by critics and fans alike.

    • @PinkoJack
      @PinkoJack 9 років тому +10

      +Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) by original, he means not based on a book, tv show, video game, reboot or sequel. Nothing is ever truly original.

  • @skyhop
    @skyhop 9 років тому

    Just the clips shown in this episode of the movie were stomach churningly bad. Thank god you guys can make anything entertaining.

  • @sentient02970
    @sentient02970 9 років тому +14

    A copy of "The Day The Clown Cried" sitting on the counter. haha nice

  • @dabebop
    @dabebop 9 років тому +14

    Oh shit, they have The Day the Clown Cried. The only copy left in existence, on loan from the Smithsonian no doubt.

  • @dpwellman
    @dpwellman 8 років тому +3

    Just finished the film on Prime. Had no expectations at all. It is indeed Stoner Bourne Identity.

  • @aeteno703
    @aeteno703 4 роки тому +2

    I didn't even finish this movie. Glad to hear I didn't miss anything.

  • @_sleepco
    @_sleepco 4 роки тому +8

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is the first AND ONLY episode where a beer is spilled

  • @KingsCountyLightHaus
    @KingsCountyLightHaus 5 років тому +27

    Just got into RLM recently, I've been binge watching it and it's making me incredibly cynical.

    • @amelzon1
      @amelzon1 5 років тому +14

      KingsCountyLightHaus we welcome you.

    • @AKAdaJoker14
      @AKAdaJoker14 3 роки тому +7

      Don’t get too cynical

    • @punishedmatteson7108
      @punishedmatteson7108 2 роки тому +1

      I was already cynical but I don't have to watch movies now. I just watch RLM and I can save time.

  • @brewingtea1
    @brewingtea1 5 років тому +3

    I love when they go full-tilt and rip the movie apart!

  • @thatdapperfellow
    @thatdapperfellow 6 років тому +5

    The ending is surprisingly prophetic.

  • @Notsobuscus
    @Notsobuscus 9 років тому +4

    I don't know how this whole Susan thing got started, but... *thumbs up*

  • @GrahamMilkdrop
    @GrahamMilkdrop 4 роки тому +8

    They wanted to make a Hot Fuzz type film that shifted in tone but they didn't pull it off.

  • @ghostrickalucard488
    @ghostrickalucard488 9 років тому +9

    I think what Mr. Landis and Trank Stamp can take away from this is, just because your born into the industry, or you just so happen to be an industry darling, that fact alone does not entitle you to success. And I think this is probably hitting Max the hardest because of the fact that this is kinda his first industry stinker, cuz think about it, every film he's written pre-American Ultra has been received with mostly positive reviews but now that's he's more well known there's more weight to the decisions he makes as far as what kinds of films he makes. And his behavior on Twitter strikes me as someone who probably has never had his work vetted by his piers. So I consider myself to be a writer, I have written about three scripts but no one has ever read them because my daddy never worked in Hollywood *SHOTS FIRED* and I've been writing stories and scripts ever since I was a teenager, and during those years I remember getting into arguments with my friends about my ideas and how sometimes they thought my ideas sucked and looking back at those scripts 10 years later, I realize that those ideas did in fact suck. But it was that vetting period that helped me move on and grow as a writer and I have since put down the things of childish follies and moved on to write better more mature scripts. Landis has probably never done that, and considering the fact that he's of old blood makes me believe that he's probably gone his whole life just having everyone kiss his ass. And this nonsense about "Meh people don't like original Ideas!" give me a break! It's not like the guy was trying to make something like Jodorowsky's Dune, it's a fucking spy movie plot that's like something out of a Saturday morning cartoon. Go Fuck Yourself Maxie!

  • @ryanmartian2002
    @ryanmartian2002 9 років тому

    i made it through approximately an hour of american ultra. i gave up and came back to watch their review again. i should've listened to them the first time.

  • @armzi2873
    @armzi2873 9 років тому +250

    Comment section on every RLM video is:
    1.YOU HACK FRAUDS!!!
    2. It took twelve years to make
    3. OHHHHHHHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWD
    4. It's so dense
    The fanbase is becoming more lazy then Mike and Jay!
    YOU HACK FRAUDS!!!

    • @armzi2873
      @armzi2873 9 років тому +4

      Juancho Corleone And now it's fucking Susan

    • @kittycatlolzable
      @kittycatlolzable 9 років тому +17

      Its like poetry. It rhymes.

    • @BassbaitGG
      @BassbaitGG 9 років тому +1

      +Filmfixer12 It took 12 years to make that list!

    • @danieljohnson7666
      @danieljohnson7666 9 років тому +8

      +Filmfixer12 I bet your real name is Rick. What is it with Ricks?

    • @drewsauveterre8867
      @drewsauveterre8867 9 років тому +9

      +Filmfixer12 These men are PAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNSSS!!!

  • @ihorizoni497
    @ihorizoni497 8 років тому +20

    I never see anyone mention this but the premise and a lot of the plot is straight up stolen from Chuck...

  • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
    @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 8 років тому +5

    Well, Max's dad made his share of financial failures. But one of them is now regarded as one of the greatest horror films of all time.

  • @TransparentLabyrinth
    @TransparentLabyrinth 9 років тому +1

    The look of pure joy when Mike smashed that phone down.

  • @shaneltr
    @shaneltr 9 років тому +50

    Max Landis should consider his "awe inspiring original idea" as nothing more than recycled spy garbage. This is original...? If he were a rapper he would rhyme garbage with larbage and call that shit fresh.

  • @GeorgesRule
    @GeorgesRule 6 років тому +2

    Three years later and still waiting for the film "Half As, Bad Ass"...

  • @JonathanRossRogers
    @JonathanRossRogers 6 років тому +6

    This is much more entertaining than the interview with Max Landis. I guess Landis is just too original.

  • @tunedjamie
    @tunedjamie 9 років тому +2

    I think me and Jay got the 'I love you Phillip Morris' joke at the same time.

  • @TransparentLabyrinth
    @TransparentLabyrinth 9 років тому +87

    Did Max Landis really use Tarantino and Nolan as benchmarks for the success of original ideas? Unless my history is way off, it took damn near two decades for Tarantino to become a household name and before that he mostly had a cult following from a couple of very niche films. Even now, Tarantino's work is widely disliked by a LOT of people.
    And Nolan... I'm pretty sure Nolan didn't become a household name until The Dark Knight and Inception. Again, decades before he got big, mainstream recognition.
    Landis has been making stuff for what, ten years? If you count really minor shorts and shit in the earlier 2000s? He should be thankful he has the level of success he does in that short amount of time.
    Most creators' careers that have any sort of long-term fame to them take decades to get traction and even then, it's a slow build-up of recognition. I feel kind of bad for the guy cause it seems like he is expecting to become a household name by making a couple of decent films and that's just not how it works. That kind of "quick fame," when it happens, is not something you want because it doesn't last and people hold you to a standard befitting the position, before you're ready for it (see: J. K. Rowling - great book series, but her career as an author post-HP is largely a wash).
    The money is nice, I'm sure, but that level of expectation is a horrible position for a creator to be in, when they don't have the confidence of a long career to keep them on an even keel. Landis does not realize how shitty it would be.

    • @cygil1
      @cygil1 9 років тому +4

      +TransparentLabyrinth Plus Tarantino made his name with an unauthorised remake of "City on Fire", so he's not a good example either.