[EDIT]: I didn't think so many people would even bother to check replies under a comment which includes a character from part 6, which I hoped they ALREADY have read. Guess I was wrong. This comment includes a spoiler from that part, a MASSIVE one. don't read unless you have read the part. There, happy now, people who got spoilered hard by their own stupidity? And that's the real reason why they died in part 6
Jojo Part 1: Phantom Drift Jojo Part 2: Racetrack Tendency Jojo Part 3: Asphalt Crusaders Jojo Part 4: Gearshift is Unbreakable Jojo Part 5: Golden Rims Jojo Part 6: Stone Guardrail Jojo Part 7: Steel Clutch Run Jojo Part 8: Vroomvroomlion Jojo Part 9: Vroomvroom Lands
Part 1: Phantom Driver Part 2: Gasoline Stream Part 3: Highway Crusaders Part 4: Tires are unbreakable Part 5: Golden Drift Part 6: Asphalt Ocean Part 7: Steal all bumps Part 8: Go, Go like a Lion Part 9: Turbo Lands
If Jotaro played F-MEGA with Kakyoin Kakyoin: "I've memorized every secret in this track Jotaro, your chances of coming out on top are none to zero" Jotaro: "i won't need them to beat you, I'll be the tortoise to your hair" Kakyoin: "oh? Heh, you always were a cocky bastard JoJo"
Pfft imagine what it can do when rapping dream's done with it...what with speed of kirby or speed of ferrit only matching up to ,000000000000001/10¹⁰⁰ of its speed manipulation
JoJo part 1 : Drifty Blood JoJo part 2 : Handbrake Tendency JoJo part 3 : Racetrack Crusaders JoJo part 4 : Transmission is Unshiftable JoJo part 5 : Golden Tyres JoJo part 6 : Stone Wheels JoJo part 7 : Spin Out Run JoJo part 8 : GoGolion
Mazda RX7 engine: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! AE86 engine: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
@@EASIllinois it wouldn't have to stab the car, since Yoshikage Kira gets Bites the Dust from piercing himself with the arrow and that kinda acts like a requiem stand (granting him the thing he desires most in that moment) without the inherently broken aspects of GER
Old Joseph: “Jotaro, why’d you leave your kid behind? Morioh seems nice enough, but that’s bad parenting.” Jotaro: “What are you talking about, old man? Jolyne’s back at home with her mother.” Old Joseph: “I was talking about Koichi.” Jotaro:
Jotaro has to enter a street racing tournament to win the cash prize for his mom's hospital expenses, using his car Star Platinum, he will beat the previous champion: DIO.
He is mentored by the legendary Joseph Joestar, the racer who beat the Aztec Gods of Drifting and bested their champion Kars on a climactic race through a volcano.
DIO Brando, who narrowly defeated Joseph's grandfather Jonathan Joestar, in a final race on an extremely large boat in the Atlantic that resulted in Jonathan's death.
@@groovyfox2889 and, after being retired for over than 30 years, has to help Jotaro with his friend, Mohammed Abdul, who is another racer, friend of JoJo.
Beating several racers along the way, and losing several friends from car accidents, Jotaro manages to reach his final frontier. A Last Stand race with the racing champion DIO, in the streets of Cairo, Egypt. It a twist of events, DIO has been preparing for this very moment, besting Joseph, and even stealing the parts of his car to improve his own.
The team struggled with the champion, even causing one of their allies, Kakyoin, to crash into a dead end. However, his death was not in vain, for he have discovered the secret technique of Dio's car, Za Forudo. He uses his nitrous in such a way that he will be boosted So fast, time itself will seem to come to a screeching halt, however he can't use this longer than 5 seconds or he will run out of gas, but thanks to the parts he stole from Joseph's car, that time significantly improved. And he was only defeated, when Jotaro used this technique for himself. Note: Kudos to the guy who came up with the Za Forudo pun.
I remenber that time, when i, my grandfather, an pillar man from Egypt, an excentric Milf chaser, a french crazy guy and my doggy started drifiting from Japan to Egypt, to beat a lunatic vampiric-like driver. What a Bizarre drift.
Teacher: Today we will be starting driving lessons Girls: Omg cant wait to get my drivers license! Boys: *_DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE_* JoJo intellectuals: 0:00
@@moisesezequielgutierrez _Gamu Teipu Sutando Faito_ DIO Brando (Stand: Honda Civic EG6) vs Jotaro Kujo (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno) DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Jotaro! Mukatte koru no ka? Kono DIO ni chikazuite koru no ka? Iidaro. I am inviting you into a Gum Tape Stand Fight. I will make you feel the powah of Za Dorifuto! Do you like my car? Even if its capability of stopping time isn't used, its speed and power exceeds far beyond that of your garbage of a car called Car Platinum!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Hmmph! I guess you'll only manage to scratch my 200,000-yen car though.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Why the hell are you Joestars so arrogant? Hmmph! That means I have to accept the challenge and put your shabby '86 to the test.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare.* San, nii, ichi, gooooooo! [race begins] DIO: *Noroi, noroi! Ii-jii-sikusu (EG6) no saikyou no enjin da. If I have raced seriously I would have smashed you flat already.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car goes faster and thus first]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Hmmph... Confident, huh? But are you forgetting something, Jotaro?* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[looks at the gum tape, becomes angry] Yarou! [almost drifts out of line but still managed to get back on track] Yare yare, I now know how to win this stand fight.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[amazingly pissed] Damn this Joestar! He cleared the corner even at such condition! But I'm not as weak as Jonathan nor Vanilla Ice. To win is to win, so deal with this, Jotaro! Za Dorifuto! Kuruma you tomare! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! [uses the 11-sec time stop and bumps Jotaro's car putting him nearly off course, overtakes him and becomes first] Kuruma you muki dasu. GYAHAHAHA!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car still drifting circles uncontrollably] Temee! [gets back on track] Yare yare daze.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[looks at the rearview mirror] NANI?! Such stando powah!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[speeds towards DIO] You cheating piece of shit! I won't lose to fuckers like you, DIO! Caaar Purachina! ORAAAAAA! [using a temporary time stop, speeds and drifts rapidly towards DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *NANI?! He's just next to me?! [After a few corners, Jotaro does gutter technique] Ho! Mukatte kuro no ka? [Jotaro's car nearly collides with DIO's] MASAKA! He's going to crash into me as payback!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[overtakes DIO once more at the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *The Car Platinum overtook Za Dorifuto?! [gets angry] I don't believe this shit! [gets menacingly sly] If Za Dorifuto loses I'd be the laughingstock of my team, but I will preserve my honor if I race it into a tie. So, Jotaro... [MENACING] **-Kono sutando faito no kekka wa-** We shall end this stand fight... **-DABORU KURASHU TO IKO ZE!-** WITH A DOUBLE CRASH! ZA DORIFUTO! KURUMA YOU TOMAREEE! [uses the 11-sec time stop once more to get close to and try to bump Jotaro again] ROAD ROLLER DAAA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA! WRYYYYYYYYY!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare daze. CAAAR PURACHINA! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA! [uses temporary time stop once more to get away from DIO, drifts car away from DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[shocked face, and heading into the guard rail] NANIII?! [hits the guardrail]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifts and speeds away from the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[gets off the car, looks at the damage caused by the guardrail] Sona... bakana... kono... DIO... da. KONOOOOO DIOOOOOO DAAAAAAAA! [screaming in the distance]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifting and speeding away further] With that dirty tactic of yours, there's only one possible reason why you lost this race. You just managed to piss me off.*
I've been listening to this for years off and on and only today that I've learned that he freely distributes his music even in .wav form! Honestly what a chad.
Dio: Oh you're approaching me? instead of running away from me you're coming right next to me? Jotaro: *music on* I can't beat shit without getting closer
there aren't enough likes in the universe for how many this thing deserves. kudos to making the joke yesterday and actually doing the thing the day after
Bunta: Oh you are flashing your lights at me? Instead of letting me pass through you're drifting towards me? Takumi: I can't destroy the shit out of your Subaru without drifting closer.
I can't believe this track is already 5 yo since it's dropped. And still in my playlist since release. This track is one of the best from you Turbo, thanks.
April 1: nah fam april fools
April 2: STAND UP
*Proceeds to punch open the camera*
* *Unzips Dick* *
@@arlaghdoth4434 chotto matte
*stands up so fast that he goes to fucking space faster than kars going to fucking space*
Yare yare daze
*DEJA VU*
I just hit an ambulance
And Road roller came out from the Heaven
Dio: oh? You’re approaching me?
Jotaro: no
*engine turns on*
@@greywalker505 "Running is a good strategy"
car: YES YES YES
@@gdog8170 no no no it's not "cars" its *KARS*
@@jonsohan1954 you are right i forgot
Jotaro: I can't overtake you without getting closer to the guardrail.
Imagine Star Platinum is actually driving the car while Jotaro just sits on the hood menacingly
Beutiful
That is EXACTLY how it would go down! XD
Jotaro t-poses on the car roof to assert more dominance
this needs a FANART RIGHT NOW!!!!
ORA! *initiates a sick drift*
Jolyne: I left something at the hotel.
Jotaro: We aren't turning around now, we're 2 hours in.
Jolyne: It's my dolphin plushie.
Jotaro:
[EDIT]: I didn't think so many people would even bother to check replies under a comment which includes a character from part 6, which I hoped they ALREADY have read. Guess I was wrong. This comment includes a spoiler from that part, a MASSIVE one. don't read unless you have read the part.
There, happy now, people who got spoilered hard by their own stupidity?
And that's the real reason why they died in part 6
Jotaro Likes Dolphins
dubs for that comic need to use this song
how did you....
Yare yare fucking Daze
I wanna see DIO drifting on a *R O A D R O L L E R*
not going to ruin 69 likes
Do You like..
*MY ROAD ROLLER?*
Reminds me scene from "Nu pogodi!"
ua-cam.com/video/h6vbt-I5i78/v-deo.html
@@n3tw0rk_3rr0r n I c e e e e e
i showed this song to a cripple now they're
*STANDING PROUND*
Joseph: We have to travel to Egypt to save Holy.
Kakyoin: How we can travel 50000 km in 50 days wihout taking any plane?
Jotaro:
As of now 90 likes
@SuperSansCraft 1212 thanks for that
@Minh Thìn Lê what's the problem?
@Minh Thìn Lê idk where I saw the 50000km
Javi Valladolid nice pfp brudda
Dio: OH HO YOU"RE DRIFTING CLOSE TO ME?
Jotaro: I can't beat the Shingo out of you without getting any closer.
No it’s
Dio:OH HO YOU’RE DRIFTING CLOSE TO ME
Jotaro:I can’t overtake you if I don’t drift closer
@@kingkv3 still badass
@@kingkv3 "OH HO, Then drift as close as you like"
Dio: Should we compare our drifting skills?
Jotaro: I can't get Shingo points without getting any closer.
Will you drift on the left track?
NO! NO! NO!
The right one?
NO! NO! NO!
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!??
YES! YES! YES!
*YES!*
Yes, yes yes. Oh my god.
Are You Going To Do That "Vroom Vroom" Thing?
Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh My God
oh god i'm the 666th like
ORARARARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!!!!!!
Chào việt nam
"Your toyota overdrive is no match for my mitsubishi stand!"
*A Za Warudo colored Evo appears*
Jotaro: hold my black-purple Carrera GT
(I actually have this car in Most Wanted,dumped every junkman part into it,let's say that it's a Requiem)
So, ur toyota is the same type as mine, except 1 door
@@rampaget8437 za warudo is yellow, while evo in initial D is the evo5, GT2000 confirmed?
Hyundio has entered the server
I won’t let you finish this remix by using the powers of *_『ZA DRIFTO』_*
*Bites Za Drifto* shit wrong part nvm
Yo where Justin Y at?
Sono chi no Kiouku remix when
Dorifto*
I believe you meant 『D R I F T O C R I M I S O N』
I'll see myself out
This is a good car?
*Yeah, of course! This engine have two hundred hol horses of power!*
200 Whole Horses?! Nani?!
Now, are we talking about *the ENTIRE HORSE* ?
But can the horse...
*USE SPIN POWER?!?!?*
@@kingkv3 You thought is was a horse? *BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!*
massacred horse
@Marcio Sales *SLAP CARS*
*Dio takes a corner across multiple lanes in his ZA DRIFTO*
Jotaro: "So, it's the same type of vehicle as Car Platinum."
I dont know whether to laugh or just fucking die
@@toast.errm555 Both
@@murasakilancelot7909 fair enough
Fuckin CAR PLATINUM
You make me wanna commit murder
Me: You cant turn every JOJO ost into Eurobeat...
TurboAutism: Hold my Stand,
Use this in a video of yours please
@@c0nfuser112 Bro... Which one please link me.
*IF YOU GUYS DIDNT REALIZE, HE IS A POPULAR UA-camR SO YOU HAVE TO LIKE HIS COMMENT*
Hahahahahaahhaahahahahaha
@@lorddashdonalddappington2653 Dota 2 WTF Moments 319- 2:30
Jotaro: We're going to Egypt to kill Dio
Joseph: On a plane, right?
Jotaro:
Joseph: *_On a plane, right?_*
No! No! No! No!
Jotaro when they crash: “This is all your fault I’m never flying on a plane with you again”
"not with your record, JIJI"
*F-MEGA INTENSIFIES*
Jojo Part 1: Phantom Drift
Jojo Part 2: Racetrack Tendency
Jojo Part 3: Asphalt Crusaders
Jojo Part 4: Gearshift is Unbreakable
Jojo Part 5: Golden Rims
Jojo Part 6: Stone Guardrail
Jojo Part 7: Steel Clutch Run
Jojo Part 8: Vroomvroomlion
Jojo Part 9: Vroomvroom Lands
spin off: Thus Drift! Rohan Kishibe
Check Engine Light Feedback
Drift Man's Questions
part 4 and 3 shouldve been switched
Vroomvroomlion made me laugh. You get a like.
Takumi's dad, Bunta, was voiced by Old Joseph. Ryosuke, the last racer to beat, was voiced by Dio.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
Rip unsho ishizuka
Diosuke: NANI?! HAMON OVAADORIFTO!!!!
I knew about Ryosuke, but Bunta too? Wow
@@salmanmahyuddin8384 Shit this comment got me really hard
OH MY GOOOOODDDDD
Part 1: Phantom Driver
Part 2: Gasoline Stream
Part 3: Highway Crusaders
Part 4: Tires are unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Drift
Part 6: Asphalt Ocean
Part 7: Steal all bumps
Part 8: Go, Go like a Lion
Part 9: Turbo Lands
Ok "steal all bumps" was really good
What about poor jojolion?
@@isaacspurling7906 Dont worry Ringo I got you
More like Sand-dune Crusaders since they, you know, traveled through a desert.
part 9 : Drift Lands
Vehicle Driver: Jotaro Kujo
Vehicle: Ferrari Platinum
Vehicle Driver: Dio
Vehicle: Za Forudo
Vehicle Driver: Noriaki Kakyoin
Vehicle: Hierophant McClareen
Vehicle Driver: Muhammad Avdol
Vehicle: Mitsubishian's Red
Vehicle Driver: Jean Pierre Polnareff
Vehicle: Silver Chevriolet
Vehicle driver: Iggy
Vehicle: The Dodge vifool
Vehicle Driver: Dio
Vehicle: Mazda RX-7 SAVANNA FC3S
If Jotaro played F-MEGA with Kakyoin
Kakyoin: "I've memorized every secret in this track Jotaro, your chances of coming out on top are none to zero"
Jotaro: "i won't need them to beat you, I'll be the tortoise to your hair"
Kakyoin: "oh? Heh, you always were a cocky bastard JoJo"
If Statdust Crusaders was about racing instead of Stand battles. Better yet, if the Stands themselves were racing cars.
If I was the OP, I would heart this.
@@groovyfox2889 wheel of fortune's bizarre adventure
What if dio join the game?
Dio: WRYYYYY
Kakyoin: NANI! RODA ROLLA DRIFTO?
Serect yur kurr
Jotaro:starts the engine
Engine: ORARARARARA ORAAAAA
Speed platinum troomTroomTrooMTroom TROOOOM
With this, Star Platinum’s speed would be terrifying
comparing the speed of our eurobeat?
Yare yare daze
ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA ORAORAORA
Double lightspeed?
Pfft imagine what it can do when rapping dream's done with it...what with speed of kirby or speed of ferrit only matching up to ,000000000000001/10¹⁰⁰ of its speed manipulation
*_When you realize Ryosuke Takahashi's voice actor is same as Dio's_*
Bunta's voice actor is the same as Joseph, too.
RIP bunta’s voice actor ;-;
And hair color
You were expecting Ryosuke, but it was me DIO!!!
@@woos057 Keisuke in the background:Aniki,what are you doing?
JoJo part 1 : Drifty Blood
JoJo part 2 : Handbrake Tendency
JoJo part 3 : Racetrack Crusaders
JoJo part 4 : Transmission is Unshiftable
JoJo part 5 : Golden Tyres
JoJo part 6 : Stone Wheels
JoJo part 7 : Spin Out Run
JoJo part 8 : GoGolion
And then part 9: GoGolands
Speeding tendency
Dio: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of slowing down, you're driving towards me?
Jotaro: I can't pedal the metal out of you without getting closer!
Mazda RX7 engine:
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
AE86 engine:
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Jesus Christ, why is this funny?
imtoolazytothinkofaname holy shit I thought you were me
Jomar Bisnar the more accurate RX-7 sound is a lifetime long WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OH HO! THEN REV IT UP AS YOU PLEASE
alternate universe where wheel of fortune gets the requiem arrow
Oh FUCK
how do you stab a car with an arrow
@@EASIllinois an arrow goes through most car chasis *easily*.
Well, depending on the bow, I guess, but it shouldn't be an issue if you really want to.
@@EASIllinois it wouldn't have to stab the car, since Yoshikage Kira gets Bites the Dust from piercing himself with the arrow and that kinda acts like a requiem stand (granting him the thing he desires most in that moment) without the inherently broken aspects of GER
@@temporalCaster bro just let the arrow drive wdym
Old Joseph: “Jotaro, why’d you leave your kid behind? Morioh seems nice enough, but that’s bad parenting.”
Jotaro: “What are you talking about, old man? Jolyne’s back at home with her mother.”
Old Joseph: “I was talking about Koichi.”
Jotaro:
XDDDDDDDD nice
Absolute madlad !!
He actually did it !
YES YES YES YES
NO NO NO
Y E S!!!
SON OF A BEETCH
lolface 23 * pounds fists on rock *
“Son of a *Beeeeeetchu*”
An echoes acto 3 reference
But it was me dio , WRRRRRYYYYY!!!
Sex is cool and all but have you ever heard of this channel called turboautism
Boobs are only temporary, turboautism's songs are eternal
@@santiagovillar9132 wait.. so i lose my boobs…?
@@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268 yes
@@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268 there now mine huehuehue
@@OBB004 noo! anything but my boobs!
"Kakyoin, have you ever heard of 'Inertia Drift' style?"
"Yes. But Jotaro, you're not supposed to Shingo the other car."
Stand User: TurboAutism
Stand Name: Eurobeato
Stand ability:make sicc beats that blow away opponents
I think you mean 「Eurobeato」
SaaliHealer 『URUBETO』*
Saxx :))
@@crimsagon4293 『エウロベアト』
Hold up this is real
Edit: This is amazing holy
The Stardust Crusaders had to drift to save Holy. Just like how Kakyoin tried to drift into Holy.
When their car crashed:
Yada Yada Dase...
It’s kinda bizarre how easily the story of part 3 could be adapted to a racing anime.
Yeah, I saw an entire comment thread like that
@@netherlord5342 Where Show Me Of This Magical Place
@@voidarch4414 It was on this video I think, or one of the SC Eurobeat remixes
it's because is a bizarre adventure
I mean... There IS already a Car Stand.
Who remembers Wheel of Fortune?
Me neither
“I did it part 3 is over!”
Yednnek12 You burrowed into the ground using star platinum! So the only thing that burned up was your jacket!
that fucking random
Damn never new JoJo had a collaboration with Pixar to put a cars 4 tease in that episode
Also 'Born this way'
Jotaro has to enter a street racing tournament to win the cash prize for his mom's hospital expenses, using his car Star Platinum, he will beat the previous champion: DIO.
He is mentored by the legendary Joseph Joestar, the racer who beat the Aztec Gods of Drifting and bested their champion Kars on a climactic race through a volcano.
DIO Brando, who narrowly defeated Joseph's grandfather Jonathan Joestar, in a final race on an extremely large boat in the Atlantic that resulted in Jonathan's death.
@@groovyfox2889 and, after being retired for over than 30 years, has to help Jotaro with his friend, Mohammed Abdul, who is another racer, friend of JoJo.
Beating several racers along the way, and losing several friends from car accidents, Jotaro manages to reach his final frontier. A Last Stand race with the racing champion DIO, in the streets of Cairo, Egypt.
It a twist of events, DIO has been preparing for this very moment, besting Joseph, and even stealing the parts of his car to improve his own.
The team struggled with the champion, even causing one of their allies, Kakyoin, to crash into a dead end. However, his death was not in vain, for he have discovered the secret technique of Dio's car, Za Forudo.
He uses his nitrous in such a way that he will be boosted So fast, time itself will seem to come to a screeching halt, however he can't use this longer than 5 seconds or he will run out of gas, but thanks to the parts he stole from Joseph's car, that time significantly improved.
And he was only defeated, when Jotaro used this technique for himself.
Note: Kudos to the guy who came up with the Za Forudo pun.
"Star Platinum:Za Dorifto!"
SPEED PLATINUM
Star drift: around the world
I remenber that time, when i, my grandfather, an pillar man from Egypt, an excentric Milf chaser, a french crazy guy and my doggy started drifiting from Japan to Egypt, to beat a lunatic vampiric-like driver.
What a Bizarre drift.
Polnareff: Peugeot 205 Gti
Kakyoin: Silvia S13
Old Joe: ???
Avdol: Pontiac Firebird
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 maybe the AE86
@@riceawakes5489 jotaro has that already...I'm thinking something muscle car'y that fits Joseph's hamon themes...
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 levin version?
Didn't the vampire-like driver drive a road roller?
Car engine probably be like:
*ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA ORA!*
Nice
Beating the shit out of the pistons
@@NSHG
Beating? Star Platinums fists *are* the Pistons
Nah hitting the nitro engages Za Warudo
When Jotaro activates the NOS, the engine lets out a loud *OOOORAAAAAA!!!!* before blasting Jotaro all the way to victory.
*”Ara Ara Jotaro, an AE86? That will never compare to the speed and power of my **_ROAD RORA”_*
Little does DIO know, Jotaro can perform a KANSEI DORIFTO
@@probablyjerry8424 DIO was unaware he had the same type of car as CAR PLATINUM!
「Stand User」Takumi Fujiwara
「Stand Name」SPACE BOY
Ability: Surprises his enemies with the same fucking gutter technique every single goddamn time
Stand name : plot armor
@@bennomen2056 what about the Fujiwara Zone and Blind Attack though what are those
「Stand Name」FUJIWARA ZONE*
His Stand is obviously [Running in the 90s] lol
He did it.
He actually did it.
Who's april fools is this now?
Teacher: Today we will be starting driving lessons
Girls: Omg cant wait to get my drivers license!
Boys: *_DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE_*
JoJo intellectuals: 0:00
the term is jojofag, please show some respect
I call joJo fans stand user bcz we all can see stands.
@@volosami is thsi suppsoed to be a joke or sumthin
@@funkifroggi1727 gigguk reference I think
CAR PURATINUM! *ORAAA!*
ZA DORIFUTO! *MUDA MUDA MUDA!*
*_"ZA DORIFTO! KURUMA (Car) YO TOMARE!"_*
@@moisesezequielgutierrez
_Gamu Teipu Sutando Faito_
DIO Brando (Stand: Honda Civic EG6) vs Jotaro Kujo (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno)
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Jotaro! Mukatte koru no ka? Kono DIO ni chikazuite koru no ka? Iidaro. I am inviting you into a Gum Tape Stand Fight. I will make you feel the powah of Za Dorifuto! Do you like my car? Even if its capability of stopping time isn't used, its speed and power exceeds far beyond that of your garbage of a car called Car Platinum!*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Hmmph! I guess you'll only manage to scratch my 200,000-yen car though.*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Why the hell are you Joestars so arrogant? Hmmph! That means I have to accept the challenge and put your shabby '86 to the test.*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare.*
San, nii, ichi, gooooooo! [race begins]
DIO: *Noroi, noroi! Ii-jii-sikusu (EG6) no saikyou no enjin da. If I have raced seriously I would have smashed you flat already.*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car goes faster and thus first]*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Hmmph... Confident, huh? But are you forgetting something, Jotaro?*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[looks at the gum tape, becomes angry] Yarou! [almost drifts out of line but still managed to get back on track] Yare yare, I now know how to win this stand fight.*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[amazingly pissed] Damn this Joestar! He cleared the corner even at such condition! But I'm not as weak as Jonathan nor Vanilla Ice. To win is to win, so deal with this, Jotaro! Za Dorifuto! Kuruma you tomare! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! [uses the 11-sec time stop and bumps Jotaro's car putting him nearly off course, overtakes him and becomes first] Kuruma you muki dasu. GYAHAHAHA!*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car still drifting circles uncontrollably] Temee! [gets back on track] Yare yare daze.*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[looks at the rearview mirror] NANI?! Such stando powah!*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[speeds towards DIO] You cheating piece of shit! I won't lose to fuckers like you, DIO! Caaar Purachina! ORAAAAAA! [using a temporary time stop, speeds and drifts rapidly towards DIO]*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *NANI?! He's just next to me?! [After a few corners, Jotaro does gutter technique] Ho! Mukatte kuro no ka? [Jotaro's car nearly collides with DIO's] MASAKA! He's going to crash into me as payback!*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[overtakes DIO once more at the corner]*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *The Car Platinum overtook Za Dorifuto?! [gets angry] I don't believe this shit! [gets menacingly sly] If Za Dorifuto loses I'd be the laughingstock of my team, but I will preserve my honor if I race it into a tie. So, Jotaro... [MENACING] **-Kono sutando faito no kekka wa-** We shall end this stand fight... **-DABORU KURASHU TO IKO ZE!-** WITH A DOUBLE CRASH! ZA DORIFUTO! KURUMA YOU TOMAREEE! [uses the 11-sec time stop once more to get close to and try to bump Jotaro again] ROAD ROLLER DAAA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA! WRYYYYYYYYY!*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare daze. CAAAR PURACHINA! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA! [uses temporary time stop once more to get away from DIO, drifts car away from DIO]*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[shocked face, and heading into the guard rail] NANIII?! [hits the guardrail]*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifts and speeds away from the corner]*
DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[gets off the car, looks at the damage caused by the guardrail] Sona... bakana... kono... DIO... da. KONOOOOO DIOOOOOO DAAAAAAAA! [screaming in the distance]*
Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifting and speeding away further] With that dirty tactic of yours, there's only one possible reason why you lost this race. You just managed to piss me off.*
Choy Bisnar HOLY SHIT
Choy Bisnar you must have a fuck ton of time on your hands
@Choy Bisnar
Lol bruh
It was merely a coincidence I clicked this comment for your profile pic, and a coincidence I clicked read more
You finally did it, you legend.
Rawfler has a good taste of music
when people tell you to do something and you actually do it...
Stand Name: *[MAD LAD]*
Stand User: *[TURBOAUTISM]*
"ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT DRIFY THING!?"
"YES YES YES *YES*"
Yes I am
Joseph: Yes yes yes Oh my god...
**KANSEI KANSEI KANSEI KANSEI KASNEI!!!!!**
TheKeeper Y E S !
Skiirt skiirt skiirt
ORARARAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
It's funny how Star platinum looks like he's about to throw a rock at Jotaro for blocking the way
IT FINNALY HAPPENED. I will stando proudo to the end of this track.
Cursed aqua.
@@angellomontiel6062 If by cursed you mean *blessed* then yeah
*_I am so proud of this community._*
what dio meant useless he actually meant you aqua
Useless aqua.
Hohoh you're aprroching me?
Jotaro:*dolphin dorifto!!
N-nani?! Dolphin dorifto?!?!?!
DOLPHIN DIVE
*_Hearing it more and more makes me like it even more._*
i legit thought you re-uploaded the meme. Glad to be surprised it was real! Great stuff!
Driving their way downtown
Jolyne: *Look at sex shop*
Jotaro: Don't look sweetie.
Jolyne: There's a dolphin sex doll.
Jotaro:
Guess that explains where Jolyne picked up her "habits"
OH MY GOD
Ow man u so mad 😂
@Adoki for the sex shop 😓
Don' ruin the 444 likes
star platinum
HEH more like
CAR PLATINUM
Good one
Why didnt i think of this
Duck you, and have 69 likes
Absolutely terrible, have a like
thanks
Watch these mad lads start asking for Pillar Men Eurobeat next
YES
*_[A W A K E N M Y D R I F T E R S]_*
Ayyayayyy
It's already happened now
M E N A C I N G M E N A C I N G M E N A C I N G
[ STAND NAME: TOYOTA AE86 ]
[ STAND USER: JOTARO KUJO "JOJO" ]
When Dio drops an AE86 on Jotaro instead
yare yare.... now you've done it.
What?? NINE dislikes? *This must be the work of an enemy Stand!*
Enemy standu
Probably not.
Bad remix in my opinion
Enemy car
The 9 egyptian gods
Stand:eurobeat
User:Turbo
Power:can turn everything into eurobeat
I clicked on the one yesterday and got totally fooled ;-;
Now that the real ones out, it's totally amazing! I love it!!!
End of the world next
Thank you
We see us next April
Would be nice, right ?
69 likes
Thank you
『End of Z A R O A D G A』
Victor Is rad End of ZA DRIFTO!!!!
Giorno: What a nice ride
DIO: *Drive into the sidewalk.*
Iggy! Drift out of here! He is still on your tail!
Oml
"Farewell Jotaro! You Can't drift as far as me!"
*Jotaro moves closer to dio*
"WHAT? It can't be!!"
"The...same type? THE SAME TYPE OF CAR?"
CAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!
Jotaro vs the wheel of Fortune
How I didn't see that come?
Takumi V.S. Wheel of Fortune on the Akina downhill
*F MEGA*
@@el_buro SERECT YUR KERR
pretty much
I've been listening to this for years off and on and only today that I've learned that he freely distributes his music even in .wav form! Honestly what a chad.
God the pitch up at the end actually gives me chills every time I hear this. This was flawlessly executed
The key change at 4:57 is so freakin good man! Keep up the good work!
DIO: *Sees a straight road*
Also DIO: ZA DRIFTTOOO!!!
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF A STAND THIS IS AMAZING
me: haha good april fools joke
me:
me: ...why the reupload
me:
me: oh. *oh.*
Dio: Oh you're approaching me? instead of running away from me you're coming right next to me?
Jotaro: *music on* I can't beat shit without getting closer
dio starts moonwalking
there aren't enough likes in the universe for how many this thing deserves.
kudos to making the joke yesterday and actually doing the thing the day after
This enlarges my world
You mean it reaches over heaven?
So, this is your world or whatever, Dio?
I think he means "pp extendus"
bro turbo literally like hold my beer lmao
and we have a masterpiece
I listen to this almost daily. A freakin masterpiece.
0 dislikes.
*I'm so proud of this community*
@@rungrankibagami9510 W R Y Y Y Y Y
@ , Rungran Kibagami, It's actually DIO and his minions from being defeated in part 3.
Now it is 16, can we get Giorno and the mafia to get those people to like this
... You just had to say that didn't you?
143?! I mean, at least the ratio of likes to dislikes holds up well...
This is the best Turbo, keep it up the wonderful work you're doing!
Jojo: if you even scratch this car there will be punching stuff for a whole week
Star platinum: sad ORA :(
Bunta: Oh you are flashing your lights at me? Instead of letting me pass through you're drifting towards me?
Takumi: I can't destroy the shit out of your Subaru without drifting closer.
I honestly think this is the best op for Eurobeat. It actually sounds like Initial D in the opening to it.
Nobody:
TurboAutism: Hold my Eurobeat
STAND UP and congratulate
Im PROUD of you
When Jotaro is playable in any racing game
The car when smashing other cars: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!*
Now that I learnt Dio's and Old Joseph's voice actors are playing Takumi's dad and the final opponent I'm so glad I started this anime
YES YES
YES YES
3:17 Jolyne’s fan made theme. nice Easter egg :)
Imagine being so early to the video, you have seen the april fool version of it.
Do next: AWAKEN, MY DRIFTERS
I just found this channel through this video. And it makes me very happy to see its still going strong with the eurobeats
So you were just waiting to be able to make it as over the top as possible?
_Yare Yare Daze_
I Love it.
I was having such a bad day but this literally made it amazing!!!
I can't believe this track is already 5 yo since it's dropped. And still in my playlist since release. This track is one of the best from you Turbo, thanks.
I want the Seinfeld theme
Now
Kramer is one of the most powerful stands
April 1st Version is still better ok?
*_just kidding this sound really amazing_*
3:50 best part
hey turbo, like please, i NEED you to do chase, like its best OP for a reason my man
seinfeld can be another option too
this but unironically
Its Notorious.
*[insert joke about chase being the worst jojo op]*
Oh man, i love Chase! Like, it's the maybe only Jam i can listen to everytime, no matter what!
@@gemmygems555I second that
suicidal people: i wish there was something great in my life
me: WELL LET ME INTRODUCE U TO A LITTLE SOMETHING
*SUICIDE RATES DROP TO -100%*
@@yes8102 Dead people are returning just to listen to this.
This song is a drug for me
@@creativename1673 Jesus just casually returns temporarily to get a load of this banger.
I just wanna say I'm a big fan, and I love your work.