Every single one of these modern Amityville movies feel like they're going out of their way to not only piss on the DeFeo Family's Graves but also on the audience's face.
Anyone can make an “Amityville” movie. You can’t call it it “The Amityville Horror” or use anything from Jay Anson’s novel as that’s under copyright, you also can’t reference the Lutz family as Daniel Lutz could sue you. But anyone can make a movie that references the city of Amityville, NY or the Defeo massacre.
7:18 - That is a god tier joke. Also, if Paulie Walnuts had been in "The Exorcist", Pazuzu AND Lamashtu wouldn't have had a chance and all those possessed kids and priests would have had happier lives.
Missed opportunity not making this a movie about a deranged James Brolin chasing after Margot Kidder with an axe under the influence of a demonic turkey. You could have convinced them with the right pitch man.
@snukastyle Oh wow, it's been that long? I knew she had passed, but didn't realize it was 5 years ago. I still think my pitch would have been a fun movie if it could have been made.
The director of "ThanksKilling" made a movie called "The Headhunter" that's actually pretty good. It's a great example of how to use a small budget effectively. Outside of an inevitable moment where the hero is fighting a puppet, you'd think it had a bigger budget than it did.
Good Lord Snob! This is punishment for the wholesome content last week isn't it? Also, don't give Wood Rocket more ideas, we don't need to see anyone in a turkey costume getting "stuffed". Thanks for the review!
Well, as per the rule 34: everything that exist can be found in the form of p()rn... I am paraphrasinga bit but even without looking I'm sure someone wasted money and storage space on their phone to film it!😂
A yes the old "stock footage for 5 minutes and the rest of it shoot in grandmas basement and yard" feature. I wasnt expecting italian american stereotype though. Frank is still a better therapist than doctor Phil.
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I wonder if Brad will get to the other Amityville films just like he went through the entire Hellraiser series.
There are just far to many "Amityville" movies to review. Last time I checked there were over 50 unofficial movies. there's even an Amityville set in space and the hood. Brad would have enough to last a whole year of reviews. Anybody can make a horror movie and just slap Amityville on the title of the film. Putting Amityville in the movie title has become clickbait at this point.
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@@birth_day_bear By other Amityville films, I meant the official ones, following the original 1979 film.
Now I want to watch an Amityville Karen review just to know if it's porn or not based on the cover and just to have it referenced in the cinema snob references to bad porno spoofs
Natalie Peri self-describing herself as "one of the most beautiful women on the planet" must mean she's trying to enter the incredibly tough niche market world of blind film makers
Happy Thanksgiving Brad, wishing you all the very best. 🦃 I got to say, I don't remember if I've ever heard of this "Amityville" movie. I should, since it features fellow UA-camr/Actor/Director Shawn C. Phillips, aka "coolduder", in a cameo. "GET STUFFED MOTHER CLUCKER!"
Shoulda gone for thankskilling 3. That movie is batshit insane. And I kinda love it for it even though it absolutely isn’t a good movie. Also because I have a soft spot for puppetry and that movie is filled with all sorts of puppets
Weird suggestion. While promoting Class of '86 you should loop the instrumental part of the theme song rather than letting the lyrics come in. The lyrics make it slightly harder to hear you and are slightly distracting. Otherwise keep doing what you're doing, always enjoy a new Snob video!
1:30 AND the Amityville house isn't even on the cover! How far has that franchise fallen?! 2:43 Not shown: the current owners of the house flipping the bird at the camera. 3:29 WOW how narcissistic she is. I had to go to that IMDB page to see for myself.
I missed Snob reviewing films like that so much. VHS quality, special effects on the early Nostalgia Critic level, constant padding and misleading titles. Great. Maybe we can get a Turkish knock-off or a very ugly р*rn next time!
I was doing my mama favor by me. And my cousin ripping the head of her right hand doll. She wanted a fair. You know, right? Yeah, and Andy. Yeah Annabelle Yeah, we ripped its head off. But now my mom is not gonna be haunted anymore. So me if I couldn't do the good thing. Even though my dad drove him back home and probably told his dad what he did. Ha ha ha I got off scott free though😊
That meeky mousey is supposed to be the nag??? They should've had her go off on one when the therapist touched her, then he could bring it up to Danny like he didn't do anything to her, then Danny could do his rant.
This movie might be horrible, but at least the gay couple in the little marriage consoler video near the end looked like they were having fun. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if they just borrowed a vhs tape from a friend and slapped it onto this movie, it gives very much 'random footage we found lying around' vibes.
Are you sure the husband isn't Donald Trump wearing someone else's skin. Also, at least the movie reminded me that I haven't re-watched "Demon Seed" in awhile. I can anyways pretend that movie takes place around Thanksgiving.
I have watched a lot of cinema snob episodes, My Baby is Black, Inglorious Bastards 2, Zombie, etc.As bad as all the movies I have seen on this channel they all had some kind of charm or fun to them, this is just bad... ugghhhh. I demand angry cinema snob when watching something this horrible!
Pick up my book CLASS OF 86 at it's new price over at Amazon, and have a Happy Thanksgiving: a.co/d/8tr2cHJ
Every single one of these modern Amityville movies feel like they're going out of their way to not only piss on the DeFeo Family's Graves but also on the audience's face.
You have summed it up pretty much!!!🙏👻👌
To be fair the OG book/movie was also pissing on them
It's a Noo Joysey ting.
@@aarondavis8943 sure is Aaron, much like my birth place Pittsburgh, a language all our own, yinz figure it out!!!🙏👌👻❣️
@@TrashQueenAndKingTrue enough.
"Get stuffed mother clucker" is probably definitely a line in the " This isn't Amityville thanksgiving a triple XXX corn parody.
I'd watch that
'I'm reviewing movies on a futon in the guest room,' Just. Not even 30 seconds in and I can't stop chuckling.😄
Wow.
The Asylum Movies looking like 100 Million $ Blockbusters after watching this.
This makes the Asylum's Amityville movie look like Oscar bait, and that's saying something
@@philipdarrenellwell1994The Asylum made a Amittyville Mockbuster?
@@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 The Amityville Haunting. A found footage pos
@@philipdarrenellwell1994OMG You right. That was early The Asylum. Before Sharknado.
"...it looks like I'm watching a sleazy producer audition people..."
I thought that couch looked vaguely familiar...
Ahhh the floor years, the nostalgia. Still go back and watch early snob from time to time
"Woodchipper Massacre" is my personal favorite episode from the floor years, might I say.
TVs Frank really took a dark turn after he got his doctorate.
Congratulations on your new born🎉. I am probably late. But happy for you both!
Happy Thanksgiving to snob family and snob fans everywhere!!
The CGI in this so called movie is something special.
Anyone can make an “Amityville” movie. You can’t call it it “The Amityville Horror” or use anything from Jay Anson’s novel as that’s under copyright, you also can’t reference the Lutz family as Daniel Lutz could sue you. But anyone can make a movie that references the city of Amityville, NY or the Defeo massacre.
What if you had a family called "Putz"?
Wonder if Dracula met the Leprechaun in the hood!
7:18 - That is a god tier joke.
Also, if Paulie Walnuts had been in "The Exorcist", Pazuzu AND Lamashtu wouldn't have had a chance and all those possessed kids and priests would have had happier lives.
How did you make this comment 8 days ago
@rosenbergjr10 I'm a Patreon subscriber; early access to the reviews is one of the big perks.
You just know we’re gonna get snob reviews of Amityville in Space and Amityville Karen in the future…👀
Missed opportunity not making this a movie about a deranged James Brolin chasing after Margot Kidder with an axe under the influence of a demonic turkey. You could have convinced them with the right pitch man.
Well, Margot Kidder has been hard to cast in movies these past five years...
@snukastyle Oh wow, it's been that long? I knew she had passed, but didn't realize it was 5 years ago. I still think my pitch would have been a fun movie if it could have been made.
@@michaelryall5752 I totally agree! It sounds like the perfect kind of goofy fun.
This is what I imagine snuff films look like.
Amityville is hardly "in the middle nowhere." It's a highly populated, affluent New York suburb.
There was a Blumhouse movie called Pilgrim that was a great Thanksgiving slasher.
The director of "ThanksKilling" made a movie called "The Headhunter" that's actually pretty good. It's a great example of how to use a small budget effectively. Outside of an inevitable moment where the hero is fighting a puppet, you'd think it had a bigger budget than it did.
He made that? I love Headhunter.
Ayyyy congratulations on the birth of your boy
I can’t believe this is a movie.
I’m glad they got the least attractive people they could find for this movie. Well done
Natalie Peri's IMDb page was totally not written by Natalie Peri.
Totally!
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Your correct
0:43 2002?
Oh, who cares! It's Amityville Thanksgiving.
I thought I misheard, but he did say 2002. I think he meant 2022, didn't he ?
Good Lord Snob! This is punishment for the wholesome content last week isn't it? Also, don't give Wood Rocket more ideas, we don't need to see anyone in a turkey costume getting "stuffed". Thanks for the review!
Well, as per the rule 34: everything that exist can be found in the form of p()rn...
I am paraphrasinga bit but even without looking I'm sure someone wasted money and storage space on their phone to film it!😂
A yes the old "stock footage for 5 minutes and the rest of it shoot in grandmas basement and yard" feature. I wasnt expecting italian american stereotype though. Frank is still a better therapist than doctor Phil.
I wonder if Brad will get to the other Amityville films just like he went through the entire Hellraiser series.
There are just far to many "Amityville" movies to review. Last time I checked there were over 50 unofficial movies. there's even an Amityville set in space and the hood. Brad would have enough to last a whole year of reviews. Anybody can make a horror movie and just slap Amityville on the title of the film. Putting Amityville in the movie title has become clickbait at this point.
@@birth_day_bear By other Amityville films, I meant the official ones, following the original 1979 film.
16:33 I'm surprised nobody brought up the breathing apparatus that Frank randomly has all of a sudden.
I'm still thinking this is the sequel to Thankskilling 😂
10:10 It's Shawn C Phillips
He was in Angry Asian Murder Hornets and 5G Zombies. I think his third Time on the Cinema Snob Show is not his last!
Yup. That's the dude with the massive collection of movies on his shelf.
@@Gideon13397 Not only his Collection is big. He has also over 150 imdb Credits and he is under 40
I love your show and your commentary, not to mention your intestinal fortitude
Why did I ever stop watching Brad, glad to be back for the holidays
We made the sequel Amitville Turkey Day! Coming this spring!!! Killer Turkey time!!
I was so excited to see you made a video for this movie. I'm in awe of how bad it is.
You look positively demented in that cartoon. Well done for the artist!
Now I want to watch an Amityville Karen review just to know if it's porn or not based on the cover and just to have it referenced in the cinema snob references to bad porno spoofs
Bold choice not to mention your son in the "What I'm Thankful for" section
Looks like it cost 12 cents to make!!
"ThanksgNING..." kernel, please! 😂
Natalie Peri self-describing herself as "one of the most beautiful women on the planet" must mean she's trying to enter the incredibly tough niche market world of blind film makers
I would like Brad do Thankskilling 3 just to finish the series.
Happy Thanksgiving, Joneses!!!!!!
I love your style man. Intelligent sarcastic as shit and witty. Definitely my favorite way to pass time while smoking pot and lifting weights.
Vic Deleo from the Big Box would have been perfect for this movie
I think comparing this movie to Halloween Resurrection might actually be an insult to Halloween Resurrection.
Happy Thanksgiving Brad, wishing you all the very best. 🦃
I got to say, I don't remember if I've ever heard of this "Amityville" movie. I should, since it features fellow UA-camr/Actor/Director Shawn C. Phillips, aka "coolduder", in a cameo.
"GET STUFFED MOTHER CLUCKER!"
Are we sure this is 2002, and not a retrosploitation Amittyville sequel in recent years…?
By the way are the warners in the movie
Shoulda gone for thankskilling 3. That movie is batshit insane. And I kinda love it for it even though it absolutely isn’t a good movie. Also because I have a soft spot for puppetry and that movie is filled with all sorts of puppets
So I gotta ask cause in spite of multiple viewings I still don't get it... Whose head is it supposed to be Frank reveals 14:15 ?
the recommendation sidebar is trying to get me to buy or rent the full flick. Noice try, UA-cam!
Weird suggestion. While promoting Class of '86 you should loop the instrumental part of the theme song rather than letting the lyrics come in. The lyrics make it slightly harder to hear you and are slightly distracting. Otherwise keep doing what you're doing, always enjoy a new Snob video!
I cannot handle Dracula in the Hood. Why is that real??
I don't see the problem. There's already plenty of bloodsuckers in the hood as we speak.
I'm waiting for Dracula In Parliament.
Its like the director said, "You know that movie Goodfellas?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Yeah! So you know what I'm talking about!"
Hilarious
The Amityville Toaster from iLL WiLL PrEss has more to do with Amityville than this movie that clearly just slaps the name Amityville in it in post!
Ugh, this one made me feel like I have maple syrup between my fingers...
Um wut
Amityville Karen review when?😂
Goddamn...
Edward D. Wood J. could make a better film than this... Say what you will about his movies, but at least the plots lived up to the titles!
Surprised this isn't a Dustin Ferguson movie
I’d rather watch amityville Karen because it seems funny as hell! 😂😂😂😂
0:20 u gain a Son, u lost Hair, live is an up and down
What was the Thanksgiving slasher movie where the killer dressed as a Pilgrim?
1:30 AND the Amityville house isn't even on the cover! How far has that franchise fallen?!
2:43 Not shown: the current owners of the house flipping the bird at the camera.
3:29 WOW how narcissistic she is. I had to go to that IMDB page to see for myself.
I missed Snob reviewing films like that so much. VHS quality, special effects on the early Nostalgia Critic level, constant padding and misleading titles. Great. Maybe we can get a Turkish knock-off or a very ugly р*rn next time!
When dracula in the hood dose he listen to amityville by Eminem
8:25- Is she the same actress who played that Valley Girl wannabe from 5G Zombies?
Yeah. The very same one.
There's so many questions I have about this movie I know I will never get answers to. Asylum films have more coherent plots.
Why in the world have I seen this movie before?
Am I having a stroke, or did Brad do this movie already? I seem to remember something very, very similar on this channel...
Hi Mr.Jones have you seen the Bad Ben series?
He has not
@@Lifemagic364 he should it's a trilogy
I can't believe I didn't know that Jenny from 90 Day Fiance did a movie!
It's not her
"I want that feeling-"
"That's terrible."
Was he critiquing her line delivery?
I was doing my mama favor by me. And my cousin ripping the head of her right hand doll. She wanted a fair. You know, right? Yeah, and Andy. Yeah Annabelle Yeah, we ripped its head off. But now my mom is not gonna be haunted anymore. So me if I couldn't do the good thing. Even though my dad drove him back home and probably told his dad what he did. Ha ha ha I got off scott free though😊
What the hell are you talking about
@@Lifemagic364 No, what the h*** are you talking about? By all means me tell me what's on your mind
@@RyanRiley-l8c your message is straight gibberish
This just feels like a click bait title.
No shit
Thanks killing skips 2?
Well that would explain a few things
Thanks killing 2 is in out hearts, minds, and imagination.
Turkeys worble or gobble, not cluck; Tagline makes no sense!
10:10 Because, of course Shawn C. Phillips is in this trash. Why not.
… I feel like the Snob reviewed this during the pandemic when he was stuck in that closet
longer ending than lord of the rings.
Unfortunately, I watched this before you reviewed it 😬
No possessed dollhouse. No possessed lamp. I'm out.
The snake 🐍
Its weird that some hentais i have seen do a Big text drop that Tells you what Will happen And personallities of characters.
Are you having a stroke?
@@Lifemagic364 no.i just didn't checked what i tried to write
@@Lifemagic364 sorry to spam but Fixed
That meeky mousey is supposed to be the nag??? They should've had her go off on one when the therapist touched her, then he could bring it up to Danny like he didn't do anything to her, then Danny could do his rant.
This movie might be horrible, but at least the gay couple in the little marriage consoler video near the end looked like they were having fun. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if they just borrowed a vhs tape from a friend and slapped it onto this movie, it gives very much 'random footage we found lying around' vibes.
Wait, was it Brad or Snob who had a baby?
Yikes! That IMDb bio is out of touch with reality to the point where it is beyond space.
Have you seen her IMDB headshot? There's something wrong with this woman.
This movie looks so, so bad, but the first bumper at least reminds me how much I liked “Scarecrow & Mrs. King.”
Come through, futon upgrade!
How bad can actors get? They better not have payed them.
Clearly you've never seen a Neil Breen movie. :)
The acting is far from the worst thing. The editing and effects are much worse.
What did you do to my head 😢👩🦲💀
So...
Thank you for watching it so I need not do so.
Can I ask a question Brad. 😉
Shut up
Frank Demonico. gee how could noone get that name might have been associated with ummmmmmm SATAN!?!
Are you sure the husband isn't Donald Trump wearing someone else's skin. Also, at least the movie reminded me that I haven't re-watched "Demon Seed" in awhile. I can anyways pretend that movie takes place around Thanksgiving.
Some people should be banned from using a camera..... incl Neil Breen 🤢
I have watched a lot of cinema snob episodes, My Baby is Black, Inglorious Bastards 2, Zombie, etc.As bad as all the movies I have seen on this channel they all had some kind of charm or fun to them, this is just bad... ugghhhh. I demand angry cinema snob when watching something this horrible!