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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @Jayv70
    @Jayv70 Рік тому +140

    feel like this is the start of the UK WhistlingDiesel hahahah and im fucking here for it!!

  • @everythingweird8046
    @everythingweird8046 Рік тому +104

    glad to know scotty knows of the window washer diesel trick haha

    • @curtissweeney5211
      @curtissweeney5211 Рік тому +1

      What does this actually do?

    • @CarrosNaAustralia
      @CarrosNaAustralia Рік тому +7

      @@curtissweeney5211dump diesel into the intake

    • @curtissweeney5211
      @curtissweeney5211 Рік тому +1

      @CarrosNaAustralia excuse me if this may sound stupid but can that not flood the engine?

    • @noahlankford1
      @noahlankford1 Рік тому +10

      ​@@curtissweeney5211it's not good for it but it causes an ASS LOAD of smoke and if someone like the alphabet bois were chasing you, you flick the washer fluid on and James bond smoke out the highway and you're gone lol

  • @ARbmw-v9u
    @ARbmw-v9u Рік тому +26

    lads, only just discovered this gem of a channel. In love with the content, NEVER STOP!

  • @johnnycad8055
    @johnnycad8055 Рік тому +132

    You’ve encouraged me to diesel swap my ford ranger. Thank you.

    • @patrickmcgillicutty7767
      @patrickmcgillicutty7767 Рік тому +2

      Does it have an inline 4 or a V6 at the moment, what year

    • @bacoon6499
      @bacoon6499 3 місяці тому

      just keep the ranger and buy another diesel ute to mess around with. not worth the trouble swapping a ranger imo

  • @tenebrisxi3378
    @tenebrisxi3378 Рік тому +5

    1:45 me dreaming about the dream toilet but i'm actually just pissing myself in a drunken slumber

  • @Joshuabwd40
    @Joshuabwd40 Рік тому +53

    Just gotta say scotty u are my inspiration lad thanks for posting this stuff I genuinely love it mate 🤠🤙

  • @titosyettos2689
    @titosyettos2689 Рік тому +15

    whistling diesel with a 16 year olds budget is something i want and need. You satisfy my urges

  • @craigshovlin9756
    @craigshovlin9756 Рік тому +18

    Can confirm this smokes like a fucker, was good to meet you at the end of the Scottish performance show, if only I knew that clio was meeting it's death a few hours later 😂😂😂😂😂 cheers for the pic, it made my day!

  • @mathewnicholls5881
    @mathewnicholls5881 Рік тому +18

    Had one of these as my first car in 2006 what an absolute go kart 😂

  • @Laserredb5
    @Laserredb5 Рік тому +5

    I own 2 a4 b5 1.8t’s and looking for a 3rd 1.8t but after seeing your content for the last month I want a B5 1.9 tdi now. Diesels are awesome

  • @cliffracer_
    @cliffracer_ Рік тому +4

    so glad I found this channel
    fucking british my summer car

  • @jackcasey8316
    @jackcasey8316 Рік тому +6

    Can’t stop laughing at you lads just being you. Great stuff 👍🏻

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder Рік тому +4

    That speed/ulez camera modification in the washer bottle is genus

  • @jakewv102
    @jakewv102 Рік тому +5

    Absolute masterclass its lasted longer than the robin video😂

  • @zryth
    @zryth Рік тому +3

    We need more video's like this please. I'm now a subscriber because of this video.

  • @error7924
    @error7924 Рік тому +17

    thanks mate just crashed me car into a primary school looking at a life sentence 👍👍👍

    • @scottyfairno
      @scottyfairno  Рік тому +8

      Sorry to hear that

    • @CL4SSiCS
      @CL4SSiCS Рік тому +1

      ​@@scottyfairnonah mate don't worry, the government will put him in a free house and government him benefits just because the government feels bad 😂

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 Рік тому

      How'd they see ya

  • @MrZazs
    @MrZazs Рік тому +8

    ULEZ approved xD

  • @mx5.guy1
    @mx5.guy1 Рік тому +4

    These are quality Videos

  • @Dunkelzeitgeist
    @Dunkelzeitgeist Рік тому +2

    Some boy, even flow vibes

  • @Northerner_Transport_Hub
    @Northerner_Transport_Hub 6 днів тому

    4:05 never knew bone stock Clios were so good off road 🤣

  • @TheChefEgg
    @TheChefEgg Рік тому +1

    this is one of the clios of all time

  • @markellii3093
    @markellii3093 4 місяці тому

    The only person to consistently drive his vehicles like he actually stole them.

  • @railwaystuff
    @railwaystuff 6 місяців тому +1

    i havent laughed this much in a while

  • @Redchannelconditions
    @Redchannelconditions 5 місяців тому +1

    Kicking the dashboard is what Colin Furze did with the fiat Uno

  • @Josh_L
    @Josh_L Рік тому +1

    this is peak content

  • @liamholcroft7212
    @liamholcroft7212 Рік тому +2

    No one on youtube has better craic than scotty

  • @razorsz195
    @razorsz195 Рік тому +1

    The filthy frank of the car world 😂

  • @TonyLoechte
    @TonyLoechte 5 місяців тому

    I hate it when I get chased by mass murderers
    Happens to me all the time 😂

  • @3sigmacrm155
    @3sigmacrm155 4 місяці тому

    amazing how he manages to look 20 and 45 at the same time

  • @techscrew2
    @techscrew2 Рік тому +1

    Geoffrey dhammer trying to murder a Clio

  • @cheb2695
    @cheb2695 Рік тому

    Laughed my ass off at this lmao

  • @stlexs8739
    @stlexs8739 Рік тому

    Bro i love your videos!

  • @rorylock1497
    @rorylock1497 Рік тому

    Your a fucken legend

  • @AHunDread
    @AHunDread Рік тому +16

    F to the Clio. You served your purpose - how to break a car.

  • @bxxtrr
    @bxxtrr 4 місяці тому

    3:22 haven’t laughed like that in a while

  • @potappotapov1815
    @potappotapov1815 5 місяців тому

    He yeah the Clio

  • @im_munted
    @im_munted Рік тому

    love the mullet

  • @catzy4492
    @catzy4492 5 місяців тому

    I'm literally you but in in my 20s right now :D
    Greets from PL

  • @B16KVB
    @B16KVB Рік тому +2

    Can you do a vid on how you make your own diesel? 👍

  • @thedeadstig123
    @thedeadstig123 Рік тому +2

    When are you destroying that reliant?

    • @Donax695
      @Donax695 Рік тому

      Too expensive nowadays

  • @jme.147
    @jme.147 Рік тому

    absolute W video

  • @PHS.44
    @PHS.44 Рік тому

    From the thumbnail I thought this was a predator sting video

  • @Agririch8522
    @Agririch8522 Рік тому

    what a lad

  • @Supersonic90444
    @Supersonic90444 7 місяців тому

    7:21 How to make a manual gear box turn into a automatic

  • @Paterson783
    @Paterson783 Рік тому

    Should I get the spec hoodie or the oil express one?

  • @2ljuicebox
    @2ljuicebox Рік тому +7

    Best use for a Clio tbf

  • @sozboz8882
    @sozboz8882 Рік тому

    I know it sounds egotistical but you reminded me of myself so much, everything from the mullet to the lifestyle makes me just wanna rag the tractor 🤣

  • @MehmetFurkanCayr
    @MehmetFurkanCayr Рік тому +5

    I have the same sedan version of this car. In Turkey, even these cars are so expensive that we have to take care of it carefully because even maintenance is expensive. I am kinda sad about what you did to that car. 😢😢

    • @MehmetFurkanCayr
      @MehmetFurkanCayr Рік тому

      @MotorHeartAT mine is 04 clio, sold between 350k and 400k which equals to 12k €. If you want to buy a better car like E90, you have to pay like 800k, 28k €.

    • @dav01kar
      @dav01kar Рік тому +2

      they are expensive here in the UK the second hand market has gone crazy, these idiots must have more money than sense

    • @Supersonic90444
      @Supersonic90444 7 місяців тому +1

      @@dav01karnot really theses shitboxes are quite modern, the CILO was on its way to be crapped anyway, and it’s French to
      Where I’am theses Shitboxes are all over the place driven by 17 year olds or grannys. With Hyundai Getz and Peugeot 207s

  • @OiClipThat
    @OiClipThat Рік тому

    This looked like so much fun the whole way through lol, nuts how much fun you can have in a 300 quid shitter

  • @T.leinus
    @T.leinus Рік тому

    5:42 scotty should buy that w201 merc too

  • @danielhughes8800
    @danielhughes8800 Рік тому

    Wish I could have e seen this was some of this filmed in Galashels?

  • @gordonremsey8055
    @gordonremsey8055 Рік тому

    Mate more of this😂😂

  • @Jamizzy3.7
    @Jamizzy3.7 Рік тому

    I wish we got these cars in the states

  • @DLS-FN
    @DLS-FN Рік тому

    Love the way you live ❤

  • @kingkong81icloud
    @kingkong81icloud Рік тому +1

    My mate just rolled one of them twice an landed in a steal fence lol, all airbags went off probably saved his life , he got arrested covered in blood, was exactly same as that

  • @stayclassie6875
    @stayclassie6875 Рік тому +10

    english whistlindiesel

  • @AiyanarYT
    @AiyanarYT Рік тому

    man i would love to do shit like this

  • @barryjackson8512
    @barryjackson8512 Рік тому

    Canny effort 😎

  • @the_plague99
    @the_plague99 Рік тому

    That looks exactly like sheriffhall park & ride?

  • @InternalCombustionGarage
    @InternalCombustionGarage Рік тому

    This is hilarious

  • @bobross19412
    @bobross19412 Рік тому +8

    would u adopt me if my parents let u

  • @Browniebrownie19
    @Browniebrownie19 Рік тому

    Scotty in Berwick lad

  • @pingle7791
    @pingle7791 Рік тому

    budget whistling diesel

  • @anermly1729
    @anermly1729 Рік тому

    bro literally plays beam ng in real life

  • @AvensisOfficial
    @AvensisOfficial Рік тому

    Not the clio but THE CLIT

  • @JohnJohn-ij5rj
    @JohnJohn-ij5rj Рік тому +1

    Did he just buy diesel?!

  • @МихаилЧубуков-е1ы
    @МихаилЧубуков-е1ы 7 місяців тому

    Renault is the be(a)st and you know it)))

  • @RoFKillaBacon
    @RoFKillaBacon Рік тому

    Holy shit you have a UA-cam

  • @LIGMUS69
    @LIGMUS69 Рік тому

    Сподіваюся ти хочаб пристібнувся😁

  • @vauxhall1990
    @vauxhall1990 Рік тому +1

    So let’s say hypothetically that I was trying to escape from a prison and I had a friend with a lorry could I get him to use old engine oil in the washer bottle instead of diesel as he really hates paying tax and won’t buy diesel 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 Рік тому

      Buy red Diesel if he doesn't want to pay tax

    • @danielt8960
      @danielt8960 Рік тому

      😂😂

  • @jessebol
    @jessebol Рік тому

    average first car activities

  • @saladfingers2615
    @saladfingers2615 Рік тому

    scotty, you would probably get along with zipties and bias plies

  • @duckingheck
    @duckingheck 4 місяці тому

    that was my first car that little shitbox

  • @WhizXGames
    @WhizXGames Рік тому

    the better smokey nagata

  • @vincehoffman179
    @vincehoffman179 Рік тому +1

    I am very disturbed by this Video as Renault Fan it is Not nice See Clio 2 Go through torture you Made it Go through 😥☹️😞..

  • @dav01kar
    @dav01kar Рік тому

    I have a 2005 clio mint 70k on the clock if anybody treated my car that way look out

  • @lukey3507
    @lukey3507 Рік тому

    I noticed you have braces on, do you require jaw surgery?

  • @Keluta
    @Keluta Рік тому

    Gosh you lot are mad 😂😂😂

  • @charliestirrup6645
    @charliestirrup6645 Рік тому +1

    A short film about autism

    • @js.s8832
      @js.s8832 Рік тому

      What does it have to do with autism?

  • @amenaspecialist
    @amenaspecialist Рік тому

    It’s definitely no Toyota Hilux 🤷‍♂️

  • @okipullup7220
    @okipullup7220 Рік тому

    hi

  • @georgeoliver415
    @georgeoliver415 Рік тому +2

    Personally think a 940 would be a very suitable first car and not a crappy chavmobile like this 😂

  • @emvlogzz5307
    @emvlogzz5307 Рік тому +10

    What a nasty thing to do to a car. Absolutely no need for it.

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 Рік тому

      It's a piece of shit french econobox, who cares

    • @ahhhh226
      @ahhhh226 Рік тому +4

      was probably going to the scrapyard anyway

    • @emvlogzz5307
      @emvlogzz5307 Рік тому +1

      @@ahhhh226 not the point tho is it

    • @markosbourne5967
      @markosbourne5967 Рік тому

      @@emvlogzz5307lol Karen

    • @emvlogzz5307
      @emvlogzz5307 Рік тому +1

      @@markosbourne5967 hahaha good one 😂. I just care about cars and it’s sad seeing one abused like that. most car people would understand

  • @lancy8060
    @lancy8060 Рік тому

    😀😀Hi Scotty, this is Lancy from ANCEL. I am reaching out to see whether you are interested in reviewing our OBD2 diagnostics scan tool? Looking forward to your reply.

    • @scottyfairno
      @scottyfairno  Рік тому

      Send me an email at scottyfairno@gmail.com

  • @NubletPie278
    @NubletPie278 Рік тому

    Organ donors

  • @Spuki2k
    @Spuki2k Рік тому

    mate my girlfriend drives a clio and you dont know how bad I want to do this with it
    edit: it's by far the worst car i've ever had to drive. I've had to drive that pos around for last two years.

  • @joelwharton527
    @joelwharton527 Рік тому

    buy a micra

  • @carstuff1
    @carstuff1 Рік тому

    not really fan tbh

  • @carstuff1
    @carstuff1 Рік тому

    not that funny..

  • @Luckyjo21
    @Luckyjo21 Рік тому

    Get a diesel one, mines is on 265,000 miles

  • @mikenewbold1699
    @mikenewbold1699 Рік тому

    it's like whistlin disel but for poor virgins

    • @markosbourne5967
      @markosbourne5967 Рік тому +4

      Diesel learn to spell

    • @mikenewbold1699
      @mikenewbold1699 Рік тому

      it's you who can't read if you can't blatantly see i missed a letter out typing.@@markosbourne5967