@@curtissweeney5211it's not good for it but it causes an ASS LOAD of smoke and if someone like the alphabet bois were chasing you, you flick the washer fluid on and James bond smoke out the highway and you're gone lol
Can confirm this smokes like a fucker, was good to meet you at the end of the Scottish performance show, if only I knew that clio was meeting it's death a few hours later 😂😂😂😂😂 cheers for the pic, it made my day!
I have the same sedan version of this car. In Turkey, even these cars are so expensive that we have to take care of it carefully because even maintenance is expensive. I am kinda sad about what you did to that car. 😢😢
@MotorHeartAT mine is 04 clio, sold between 350k and 400k which equals to 12k €. If you want to buy a better car like E90, you have to pay like 800k, 28k €.
@@dav01karnot really theses shitboxes are quite modern, the CILO was on its way to be crapped anyway, and it’s French to Where I’am theses Shitboxes are all over the place driven by 17 year olds or grannys. With Hyundai Getz and Peugeot 207s
My mate just rolled one of them twice an landed in a steal fence lol, all airbags went off probably saved his life , he got arrested covered in blood, was exactly same as that
So let’s say hypothetically that I was trying to escape from a prison and I had a friend with a lorry could I get him to use old engine oil in the washer bottle instead of diesel as he really hates paying tax and won’t buy diesel 🤷🏻♂️
mate my girlfriend drives a clio and you dont know how bad I want to do this with it edit: it's by far the worst car i've ever had to drive. I've had to drive that pos around for last two years.
😀😀Hi Scotty, this is Lancy from ANCEL. I am reaching out to see whether you are interested in reviewing our OBD2 diagnostics scan tool? Looking forward to your reply.
feel like this is the start of the UK WhistlingDiesel hahahah and im fucking here for it!!
glad to know scotty knows of the window washer diesel trick haha
What does this actually do?
@@curtissweeney5211dump diesel into the intake
@CarrosNaAustralia excuse me if this may sound stupid but can that not flood the engine?
@@curtissweeney5211it's not good for it but it causes an ASS LOAD of smoke and if someone like the alphabet bois were chasing you, you flick the washer fluid on and James bond smoke out the highway and you're gone lol
lads, only just discovered this gem of a channel. In love with the content, NEVER STOP!
You’ve encouraged me to diesel swap my ford ranger. Thank you.
Does it have an inline 4 or a V6 at the moment, what year
just keep the ranger and buy another diesel ute to mess around with. not worth the trouble swapping a ranger imo
1:45 me dreaming about the dream toilet but i'm actually just pissing myself in a drunken slumber
Just gotta say scotty u are my inspiration lad thanks for posting this stuff I genuinely love it mate 🤠🤙
whistling diesel with a 16 year olds budget is something i want and need. You satisfy my urges
Can confirm this smokes like a fucker, was good to meet you at the end of the Scottish performance show, if only I knew that clio was meeting it's death a few hours later 😂😂😂😂😂 cheers for the pic, it made my day!
Nahh this guys actually cool
Had one of these as my first car in 2006 what an absolute go kart 😂
so glad I found this channel
fucking british my summer car
I own 2 a4 b5 1.8t’s and looking for a 3rd 1.8t but after seeing your content for the last month I want a B5 1.9 tdi now. Diesels are awesome
Absolute masterclass its lasted longer than the robin video😂
Can’t stop laughing at you lads just being you. Great stuff 👍🏻
That speed/ulez camera modification in the washer bottle is genus
thanks mate just crashed me car into a primary school looking at a life sentence 👍👍👍
Sorry to hear that
@@scottyfairnonah mate don't worry, the government will put him in a free house and government him benefits just because the government feels bad 😂
How'd they see ya
We need more video's like this please. I'm now a subscriber because of this video.
The only person to consistently drive his vehicles like he actually stole them.
Some boy, even flow vibes
Kicking the dashboard is what Colin Furze did with the fiat Uno
this is one of the clios of all time
These are quality Videos
ULEZ approved xD
i havent laughed this much in a while
The filthy frank of the car world 😂
Best use for a Clio tbf
Laughed my ass off at this lmao
Had one of these and loved it, but when I put some air in the tyres, the engine warning light came on. Viva la france.
F to the Clio. You served your purpose - how to break a car.
I hate it when I get chased by mass murderers
Happens to me all the time 😂
I'm literally you but in in my 20s right now :D
Greets from PL
I know it sounds egotistical but you reminded me of myself so much, everything from the mullet to the lifestyle makes me just wanna rag the tractor 🤣
No one on youtube has better craic than scotty
this is peak content
amazing how he manages to look 20 and 45 at the same time
From the thumbnail I thought this was a predator sting video
This looked like so much fun the whole way through lol, nuts how much fun you can have in a 300 quid shitter
Geoffrey dhammer trying to murder a Clio
😂
Bro i love your videos!
Your a fucken legend
I have the same sedan version of this car. In Turkey, even these cars are so expensive that we have to take care of it carefully because even maintenance is expensive. I am kinda sad about what you did to that car. 😢😢
@MotorHeartAT mine is 04 clio, sold between 350k and 400k which equals to 12k €. If you want to buy a better car like E90, you have to pay like 800k, 28k €.
they are expensive here in the UK the second hand market has gone crazy, these idiots must have more money than sense
@@dav01karnot really theses shitboxes are quite modern, the CILO was on its way to be crapped anyway, and it’s French to
Where I’am theses Shitboxes are all over the place driven by 17 year olds or grannys. With Hyundai Getz and Peugeot 207s
3:22 haven’t laughed like that in a while
I wish we got these cars in the states
My mate just rolled one of them twice an landed in a steal fence lol, all airbags went off probably saved his life , he got arrested covered in blood, was exactly same as that
Steel
love the mullet
man i would love to do shit like this
He yeah the Clio
Mate more of this😂😂
what a lad
Love the way you live ❤
Can you do a vid on how you make your own diesel? 👍
Its on his channel 👍
Should I get the spec hoodie or the oil express one?
absolute W video
budget whistling diesel
Canny effort 😎
This is hilarious
Renault is the be(a)st and you know it)))
5:42 scotty should buy that w201 merc too
Not the clio but THE CLIT
7:21 How to make a manual gear box turn into a automatic
scotty, you would probably get along with zipties and bias plies
bro literally plays beam ng in real life
When are you destroying that reliant?
Too expensive nowadays
would u adopt me if my parents let u
Tag me in
TF is wrong with you lol?
Wish I could have e seen this was some of this filmed in Galashels?
average first car activities
That looks exactly like sheriffhall park & ride?
english whistlindiesel
Irish
@@ICGarchivewho would want to be Irish
Scotty in Berwick lad
the better smokey nagata
So let’s say hypothetically that I was trying to escape from a prison and I had a friend with a lorry could I get him to use old engine oil in the washer bottle instead of diesel as he really hates paying tax and won’t buy diesel 🤷🏻♂️
Buy red Diesel if he doesn't want to pay tax
😂😂
that was my first car that little shitbox
Did he just buy diesel?!
Holy shit you have a UA-cam
I have a 2005 clio mint 70k on the clock if anybody treated my car that way look out
It’s definitely no Toyota Hilux 🤷♂️
Сподіваюся ти хочаб пристібнувся😁
A short film about autism
What does it have to do with autism?
I noticed you have braces on, do you require jaw surgery?
Personally think a 940 would be a very suitable first car and not a crappy chavmobile like this 😂
I am very disturbed by this Video as Renault Fan it is Not nice See Clio 2 Go through torture you Made it Go through 😥☹️😞..
Get real
There are Renault fans???
Why?
Bro likes Renault 💀💀💀
Gosh you lot are mad 😂😂😂
What a nasty thing to do to a car. Absolutely no need for it.
It's a piece of shit french econobox, who cares
was probably going to the scrapyard anyway
@@ahhhh226 not the point tho is it
@@emvlogzz5307lol Karen
@@markosbourne5967 hahaha good one 😂. I just care about cars and it’s sad seeing one abused like that. most car people would understand
hi
mate my girlfriend drives a clio and you dont know how bad I want to do this with it
edit: it's by far the worst car i've ever had to drive. I've had to drive that pos around for last two years.
buy a micra
😀😀Hi Scotty, this is Lancy from ANCEL. I am reaching out to see whether you are interested in reviewing our OBD2 diagnostics scan tool? Looking forward to your reply.
Send me an email at scottyfairno@gmail.com
not really fan tbh
not that funny..
Get a diesel one, mines is on 265,000 miles
it's like whistlin disel but for poor virgins
Diesel learn to spell
it's you who can't read if you can't blatantly see i missed a letter out typing.@@markosbourne5967