Happy Cinco de Monologue!
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Another day, another excuse for Americans to get drunk in honor of a culture they don't understand. And no one's more American than Trump.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
I did not see that last line coming. I laughed my ass off.
I wish we could have gotten Esteban Colberto's view on this.
Stephens roasts though. So savage.
AlmostSkillfull ...Looking back, those old roasts seem mellow...
"speaking of atrocities... Donald Trump" LMAO
+Holly Manson we need a compilation of drumpf introductions (also of the presidential race in general)
You can just hear how disappointed he is in the American people with every joke he makes.
And how can you blame him?
That last joke, brilliant
+Dirk Bogan Stephen outdid himself with that one
I haven't watched the full video yet and you are getting me excited lol
That Chris Christie bash tho!!! XD Oh my god!
That was savage. My god. XD
I wish Trump would name Sarah Palin as his running mate already.
+Katie Baily Yeah, only a 2 ounce cat brain moron would think of that.
Stephen both really doesn't want Trump AND he can't wait for the Trump Presidency
Trump presidency- new material every day
+Ivan cheung It could be a 24/7 Trump "Government"content Network to entertain the world, We will beat the crap out of the Englands Queen Birthday, Paquiao return, TwD , GoT, Usa as World Cup champion soccer, Polo, Cricket etc Tv rating all together.
Andre The real concern is whether big news channels covering American politics will drive Late Show comedy channels out of business. Look at that competition. They don't even need to try to come up with fresh jokes.
***** At this point they should just add the suffix of "with Donald Trump" to every major news network, or get Trump his own talk show, where he discusses the things he's said two days ago.
***** So true it hurts.
HAHAHA!! That Christie joke caught me off-guard and I busted out laughing. Mission accomplished, Colbert.
thanks for not spoiling!
yooooo the ending ahahahahahahaha
I am Mexican and I aprove of this drinking on 5 de Mayo.
+Alberto Robles spot on, fellow mexican. We also celebrate by turning ouselves into a cartoonish stereotype and we have lots of fun.
It's a jackpot for comedians if Trump get elected.
"Vice President Chris Christie" i died
+Nick Ito You will eventually if Chris Christie eats your food.
done after that last joke LMFAO
Ah yes, taco bowls, the quintessential Mexican dish.
you look quite handsome, my friend...
+GuideToInternet lol!!!! I think you have chemistry ...
GuideToInternet y tho?
+fffan9391 It's a dish inspired by Mexican cuisine and probably invented by Hispanic Americans. He didn't say "I love Mexico" in his tweet, he said he loves Hispanics.
+Odin Thorsen. on a mexican "holiday"...
Colbert is fucking great haha
Thank you, Stephen. In light of the elections fiasco here, I really needed a good laugh.
Now, it's time to eat tacos and drink beer.
Woah! September 16th? That's my birthday. Never knew I share it with a mexican national celebration. Good to know! :)
+Drace90 It also happens to fall 1 day before the Constitution was signed, 9/17/1787.
Sure, the Chris Christie joke was a cheap shot, but it got me good.
Trump is craivng those mcnuggies
Trump the Manchurian Nominee
Hi, Mexican here, do you think you would use any excuse to drink?, you don't know what you're talking about, we even drink in baptisms.
If Donald Trump is ever elected, I wish he would say on his first speech: "Oh yeah, about that wall... I was just kidding, hahaha."
I wish the first thing he says is " You know, I don't want to be president really. I quit."
+Olivia Mac Arthur WhAt A mAvErIcK!!!
Trump got Christie with the Trump steaks.
I think this is one of the best segments ever made on this glorious show. You're doing God's work, Colbert.
Does anyone think Trump's tweet about Hispanics mirrors his previous comments about Blacks? ("I have a great relationship with the Blacks")
+Tyler Lewis Does anyone think Trump thinks?
+Jonp The answer is no. He doesn't even type his own tweets, he has someone else transcribe whatever noises come out of his mouth.
Tyler Lewis It was a rhetorical question, but good answer ;)
Most savage monologue yet!
Drink on Thanksgiving to forget what we did to Native Americans ... ya, it almost worked
Jimothy Wardo Who what? lol
I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!
hahah aww Stephen roasted Trump for 5 de mayo =,)
Lol we Mexican in the US celebrate 4th of July too and Cinco de Mayo is just another day for us.
thank you for the honesty Stephen.
yours truly, a Mexican. lol.
That chic christy joke, man.
Stephen! There are people sleeping IN THIS VERY HOUSE. I cannot be liable to wake them with my laughter.
Saludos desde Los Cabos, Mexíco. Love watching your show and wish you all the success in the world.
The defeat of the French in the Battle of Puebla is mostly celebrated in, well ......... Puebla !!
It's a regional thing.
+Roberta S and after that, the french beat the pulp out of us... :-/ but nobody remembers
Stephen kept on saying that Trump would lose, so that's why he won. YOU JINXED IT STEPHEN
From that thumbnail, I'm curious if Stephen would make a good Joker, lol!
So maybe the media can now pressure Paul Ryan into accepting the VP position???
this was savage and i loved every second of it
Let's get real about this. It will probably be Sarah Palin
It is funny. In Spanish, Trompo means spinner. In Dominican Republic, there is a expression that when a man is incredibly insane, they call him El Trompo Loco.
When I heard Trump is looking a Vice President, I thought to myself, what would happen if he picks Chris Christie, that would be perfect!!! Lmao. Their personalities and idiotism were so similar. Love you Stephen.
Trump/Li'l Sweaty Guy '16.I fecking lost it.
Trump: "Look I eat Doritos. I love Hispanics".
XD my god mr colbert, that was spicy
Chris Christie BTFO
Americans also drink on weekends, hump day, halloween, etc.
Stephen is so much better than Bill Maher at fat jokes.
+17Haru17 On the other hand Bill's disgusted and "really?!" looks are absolutely unique.
Karlthegreat84 Stephen's eyebrows doe ;)
They missed an opportunity to photoshop pit stains onto Marco Rubio
Mr. American person: I am Mexican and you should watch this video.
the cinco de trumpo hh
LMAO.... I hope Bernie wins.
+Sean Caceres he cant
+Jaskirat Singh I know.
Expecting Kasich to stay in Ohio, and knowing Carson wants Secretary of Education and Trump has mentioned Cruz as Attorney General, I'm expecting either Newt Gingrich (political experience) or Rand Paul (brings in a lot of votes). Trump hasn't sparred much with either, Gingrich has more or less endorsed him and Paul quickly bowed his head. Both have a lot of experience and clout; Gingrich would be like Richard Cheney 2.0 and has a lot of negatives, but Paul is young, attractive, and libertarian, which would help to sway Bernie voters (assuming Trump adopts some Libertarian policy positions) if Hillary gets the nomination. The biggest reason for Paul is to lock down the possibility of a third-party challenger - he'll hit the Libertarian Nominee's base hard, and if it makes Trump look more moderate then an independent run from someone like Romney doesn't have many voters left to steal from Trump, he ends up just hurting Clinton.
This election is doing wonders for him. Will probably give him the best ratings he'll get for years to come… OK that's an overstatement Stephen Colbert just simply fucking rocks
same thing in Mexico, any reason is good to do a party
mmmmm..... that special sauce must be amazing... look at that grin!
Don't worry, we Mexicans use any occasion to drink too... just not 5 de mayo because I work that day... Let's just say every 3 weekends.
I REALLY love Colbert
Nice form and stance. Not a bad swing! He should play more golf.
If you want to be as good as him, come to Trump Resort Florida. The balls are as tiny as our founder's fingers!
I just can't believe I got free from them, damn, was that so difficult?
November 9th mark your calendars lol
"that Americans, all of us, will use any occasion to drink."
Trust me, So will Mexicans.
Especially if Trump had lost.
And now we drink because he won.
Did Colbert mention Hillary's hot sauce pandering??
CHRIS CHRISTIE HAHAHAHA
¡Viva México, cabrones!
SAVAGE
I mean, SOME Mexicans celebrate it. It's sort of like Mardis Gras, I guess-it's a big deal in the Puebla area, not so much anywhere else.
Sadly; Trump went with Trump/Boring 2016.
Now; Trump/Truckasaurus 2016, however....I can't decide whenever that would be super-cool, super-scary, super-stupid or super stupidly cool and scary.
Wasn't there pictures of Oscar de la Hoya & his wife wearing Trump shirts? O_o
What would happen if Trump drops out? Can he do that at this point?
I want to see trump run with ben carson. that would be amazing!!
Wow jokes really on point
Stephen, I dreamed of you last night! You were on some kind of ballroom dance contest, and you looked great! I only wish I was your partner! :)
stephen you savage af
+Andy Ferguson , I am Peruvian and I love that symbol...
man !! that dish actually looks like an after 5 de mayo vomit.. Donald too wrong!!!
Cut to today when Stephen predicted the future...
*TRUMP'S FAVORITE DAY*
Do you realize that his jokes and presentation is eerily similar to Letterman these days?
JAJAJAJAJAJAAJJA, That was soo funny, it´s fine, we mexicans understand the need to drink for everything ;)
It's ok... I mean, Americans celebrating Cinco de Mayo is equivalent to Mexicans dressing up for Halloween (yes, that happens). Some people like excuses to have fun on given dates.
But yeah, Trump capitalizing on this is kind of ironic. He hates illegal immigrants and wants to toll his wall on us despite the fact that there are loads of Central Americans rushing to the US (who are, by definition, not Americans). He topples his finesse with a commercial about his restaurants with offering a dish that it's not familiar to us at all and hanging on to Cinco the Mayo (our conmemoration of a hard fought battle against the greatest military of that time), a Mexican, not "hispanic" date. This is wrong on so many levels....
+Jorge de los Reyes Halloween isn't exclusively American though, it has it's roots in blending of the old Celtic festival of Samhain and the Catholic festivals of Hallowtide.
***** Specifically, Halloween is something we kinda copied, rather than developed. We call Hallowtide "the day of the dead" and yes, it's a christianized tradition of the "pagan" mortuary rituals celebrated by some indigenous cultures conquered by Spain, but we did develop that ourselves, as a mixture of pre-hispanic and Christian traditions. As far as I know, never did the any Mexican culture have any exchange with Celts whatsoever.
+Jorge de los Reyes the theory is that the Celtic practices were absorbed into the official Church so as Catholicism spread so did the Celtic influence but as you mentioned other cultures had their own day of the dead festivals so the Celtic influence in those cultures kind of fell by the wayside in exchange for the indigenous practices of the locals - that's the theory anyway :-/
anyway my point was can you "copy" a holiday that technically exists in both cultures? Halloween as we know it in the US is just how we adapted certain practices - I mean kids would much rather have candy than small sweet breads telling them to pray for people in purgatory -as was the old custom- I'm sure. I probably would and I like sweet breads :p lol
***** On a second thought, we also do set up Christmas trees like, I assume, most Catholic/Christian countries do, and that tradition screams of Nordic culture; so there's that... :P
We have also imported our own traditions and taken them out of context. For example, it's common for kids to break a piñata (that now come in all sorts of forms, being made out of newspaper and paste as opposed to the original made out of adobe, which is some sort of clay), on their birthday parties but that was originally a Christmas tradition; the original piñata has a circular shape with 12 horns sticking out (being an allegory for Satan). Culture changes with time, indeed.
awesome
Obnoxious woman in audience hooting the entire monologue whenever Colbert says ANYTHING. -.-
And Trump Sleepy '16
Hispanic is a person from Spain...not Mexico.
+Gerardo Valenzuela As a reddit contributor, I must inform you that hispanics are not Spaniards. If you're Mexican, you hispanic because your country was colonized by Spaniards. I'm Peruvian (South America), and I'm, by definition, a hispanic.
+Pierrevlogs colonization does not change your "race" good sir. I am Mexican or Latin. Jamaica was colonized by the English and we do not call Jamaicans English.
+Gerardo Valenzuela I was under the impression that Hispanic means from Spain and Latina(o) means one who speaks Spanish. Is that wrong?
+JoAnna Wheaton Hispanic is referring to someone from Spain. Latino would be someone from the Latin speaking countries, the "Latin America's" which includes Mexico.
+Gerardo Valenzuela I guess Latino/Latina refers to a region of the world versus Hispanic which refers to a specific country.
Didn't really get the 9 holes joke. Can someone explain please?
want a cheap laugh? crack a weak trump joke
Lord save us if Trump is president
+Tryphena Elliott why do you say that? Trump is not a racist nor has he done anything wrong. Sanders and Hillary are both horrible picks for the presidency. Donald Trump on the other hand is self funded and really does want to help this country.
Ur clueless rnt u
Trump reminds everyone that he loves Hispanics
crowd boos
Because thats a lie
***** How? Because he doesn't like criminals?
What was with the thumbnail?!?
trump/bernie 2016
Trump and Sarah palin 2016
The youth are tired of the system (Hillary) and are more likely to vote for the Madman
+Elek Valkyru Further proof the U.S. education system is in need of major repairs.
Jonp This issue has little to do with education. People are tired of the bullshit, but at the same time they lack logic and reasoning to give them direction. Look at Black Lives Matter. A disgusting black supremacist movement that evolved solely off the misinformed surrounding the Michael Brown shooting.
***** Anyone who is lapping up the shit coming out of Trump's mouth needs help. The direction is clear: Trump is wrong.
Jonp Sure Trump talks out of his ass and he's going to hire other people to do the grunt work, but did you know Ron Paul has a chance to be his secretary of state?
+Elek Valkyru The same Ron Paul that early this year said Trump was a "dangerous authoritarian" and "the opposite of a libertarian"? The same Ron Paul that said Trump and Clinton are the same? Well, maybe he's suffering blackouts...
5 de mayo
or mexicans celebrating the moment when ther lost their chance at becoming a 1st world nation to become one of USA's protectorate.
*****
come again?
Trump 2016.
Ah, remember when the trump presidency was a joke? I mean it's still a joke but it's not funny anymore
monologue is good but the format is off. him standing there with gestures was seeming awkward at times.
stewart colbert 2020
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