Well during the movie the nazis didn’t want to destroy the train because the officer said that there are high ranking officers onboard the train, so they couldn’t risk hurting or killing the nazi hostages
Mortars fail to hit a single round at the train German officer shoots with his pistol with a pose explosions* explosions* Then German soldiers start to flee The officer shoots them grabs a MP40 German soldiers start to have organ failures or stroke :l keeps shooting with-out reloading (is that like +50 ammo?) ending- the officer also gets a heart attack
Train roars down the track with a Russian engineer onboard. *explosions* 8 Germans try to stop the train. German officer grabs an MP40 and reloads it and fires at the engine of the train
@@HemlockRidge Aristotelis Savalas was born in Garden City, New York, on January 21, 1922, the second of five children born to Greek parents Christina (née Kapsalis), an artist who was a native of Sparta, and Nick Savalas, a restaurant owner.
What movie is this? Update: This is from the 1988 tv movie The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission, which was the fourth and final film in the series, which I didn't even know The Dirty Dozen had a sequel let alone three.
@@Jwitkowski1 Unfortunately, the punishment was the bombings inflicted by those very former allies, whose ass this film would have liked to kiss (it was a social obligation, at the time).
Too stupid for Germans. They know the train is coming soooooooooooooo just remove a section of tracks and let the charging locomotive spill down the soft embankment.
You are thinking of the SS. The majority of the Regular German Army was not affiliated with the Nazis. The Heer even refused to adopt the Nazi Salute, and instead stuck with their own pre-Nazi salute.
on second viewing of this, I think I realized why the trucks explode like that. Seems they were built by the same Ford designers that graced the world with the Ford Pinto
Ridiculous, the Germans never vectored the track for the mortars' , really, no-one thought to take up any tracks, really, the German officer did not stop the train with his pistol, really, must have had a lot of fireworks left over from the 4th of July. Terrible movie.
Pretty good flick..I saw it in W. Germany as a GI for 30 mos. 1965....just 20 years after VE Day. I recall many German vets in their 40s at the time in the biergartens and we were ordered not to ask them questions about the German death camps, etc. Most did not talk about the war at all. Ever.
I was an MP in West Germany in 1965 and I never heard of any orders about not asking German vets questions about anything. Not saying it didn't happen.
3:41 explosive truck, 4:46 explosive train, 4:22 explosive house, 4:36 explosive town! You see, there is a sort of transitive property about becoming explosive...
just movie ...but so many of them and so big lies...some think all has been like this same with all propaganda ,even the movie makers believed they tell the truth so much crap!!
re: 'read a book' - I could say the same about you. The American soldiers uniforms have the single-toned olive drab camouflage pattern used by the Army; US Marines in WW2 used a two-tone camouflage pattern. Either way, the USMC did not take part in European operations.
Wow just wow, so many unintentional funny things in just this bit: "Commence firing! At the trucks that are between us and the train, that we parked there."
What a Fun film of Holywood ! Nobody of German Army died by US, they killed themself by firing the train! They died very simply! The Train is a super hero !
blowing up the tracks would have been to easy I guess...
Take up the tracks in front of them... then behind them... done:)
Dammit Cong you are doing that thing again where you use common sense! DON'T DO THAT!
Well during the movie the nazis didn’t want to destroy the train because the officer said that there are high ranking officers onboard the train, so they couldn’t risk hurting or killing the nazi hostages
@@ToppersTuxedo that's why they shot him with mortars. Logic
Or using bazookas
Does anyone else hear that train screeching it's brake? I Heard it from two movies and TV show
1.thomas and friend classic
2.the train movie
No apostrophe in the possessive usage of "its".
4:25 is incredible. Apparently Germans die when they exit a vehicle too quickly. They also die when witnessing someone exiting a vehicle too quickly.
exiting a vehicle too early cán be lethal;-)
Yeah that Hollywood crowd loves to portray Germans as bungling losers I guess that's why It took everybody in the world to stop them
@@annedejong1040 They were trained in exiting a vehicle and knew the repercussions of exiting too fast!
Apparently the primary goal of this movie's producer and director was to create the most unrealistic piece of crap possible. They succeeded.
@@sabrecatsmiladon7380 ,,
4:25 When you try to mirco in Age of Empires but you accidently deleted all of your units
@Hitler Loves Anime ok, replu
@Hitler Loves Anime yes, i love both castle and game
😆
No way people really wasted money making this movie or watching this in the cinema. No way
It was a " Made for TV " movie !!
@@edwardandrews1381 It looks like it was a "Made for Radio" movie.
anyone else notice the Germans using an american 30.cal MG at 1:30?
Could be captured, that's understandable this late in the war
@Venus Vortex14 i know
I did. I figured that it was just captured. Not as fast as German anti- infantry guns, but arguably better.
@@theorncampbell4432 30. Cal arguably better than an MG42, said noone ever
captured weapons were common
they are all dying but nobody is shooting them lol
Lmaooo
Probably the shockwaves that did it. Those were some pretty big explosions.
?
@@TheClaudHamilton
@@infinixnew1886 Sorry, is there something I need to explain about my previous comment?
@@TheClaudHamilton Yes
4:24
wtf? they slipped and died or something?
it was a vision they had of present day footballers like Neymar etc 30 odd years ago :D
Low fps
Maybe shellshock?
They were lagging
A memetic kill agent was flashed into their minds. Their died before even realizing what happened
Mortars fail to hit a single round at the train
German officer shoots with his pistol with a pose
explosions* explosions*
Then German soldiers start to flee
The officer shoots them
grabs a MP40
German soldiers start to have organ failures or stroke :l
keeps shooting with-out reloading (is that like +50 ammo?)
ending- the officer also gets a heart attack
Also I think the officer shot one of his men
Train roars down the track with a Russian engineer onboard. *explosions* 8 Germans try to stop the train. German officer grabs an MP40 and reloads it and fires at the engine of the train
Train comes closer to the German position as the Russians open fire on the Germans and then the train is ambushed. BOOM fire everywhere 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Yeah "Reel" versus "real."
10 years ago, how time flow
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA omg check the "dead" soldier at 4:58 hahahaha best actor ever :'D
He was just taking a nap.... and yawning.
He's not dead, he's injured, still breathing, dont you see that??
oops!
its one of the worst WW2 movie ever.
Same level as the Battle of The Bulge film that Eisenhower himself had to denounce for being so inaccurate.
Whoever came up with this scene, I'm sure it all looked a whole lot better in his head...
Apparently the only Waffen SS company that didn't have a panzerfaust. America won WWII because we had Telly Savalas.
I thought he was Greek.
@@HemlockRidge Aristotelis Savalas was born in Garden City, New York, on January 21, 1922, the second of five children born to Greek parents Christina (née Kapsalis), an artist who was a native of Sparta, and Nick Savalas, a restaurant owner.
I also enjoyed Kojak a lot at the time.
Savalas was Major Hartman 3 times for Dirty Dozen TV movies.
giggle
Sctv Farm Film Report movie review: " it blowed up good!. Yeah, blowed up real good! "
Damn this has enough explosions to make Michael Bay blush!
Tactical advice: if you wish to stop a train, seriously, remove one section of track at a curve.
Save the ammunition.
Even when taking the "old age" of this movie in mind this must be one of the most unrealistic warscene's I've ever seen.
EEUU
This was apparently directed by a 5 year old.
perfekt passend zur Zielgruppe! ;-)
I would say: 3.5 years! Selten so einen Dreck gesehen!
Nah a five year old would put more creativity than this
Luger v train you decide
Same as
colt 45 1911 versus German tank.
One simple dynamite to derail that train would have done it
What movie is this?
Update: This is from the 1988 tv movie The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission, which was the fourth and final film in the series, which I didn't even know The Dirty Dozen had a sequel let alone three.
Telly's finest hour.
I guess there was a really good reason why nobody knew there were sequels.
At least Lee Marvin and Ernest Borgnine returned for the first Dirty Dozen sequel. It wasn't great but it wasn't this rotten either.
After burning down Europe, the German Army is unable to destroy train trecks. Thumbs up for this one.
I love how german soldiers randomly die from minor blastwaves just when exiting vehicles on several occasions.
4:03 - "I'm out of bullets" "WHAT" "What is this" !!!! SARUMAN!!!!!
You didn't see the MP40 with the 5,000 round magazine?
I love the fact their focus on the train itself and not doing these two option.
1. BLOW UP THE TRACKS
2. SHOOT THE DAMM FUEL INFRONT OF IT
i love how everyone dropped without any taken damage and how everything blew up few feet from the train even without touching it. so dramatic.
lol, this gave me a good laugh, hows that comedy called?
This is not from Saving Private Ryan but from The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission.
Yes, good intel!
4:25
BAM
heart attack
Got to love the actual Soviet artillery tractors they are using.
I love how the already burnt out wreck of the truck violently explodes on contact with that wooden shack.
its like a naked gun movie :D only thing lacking is Leslie Nielsen XD
This movie was made in a country that doesn't exist anymore, Yugoslavia
It's still shit.
lol
Ceasing to exist was punishment for such a laughably horrible movie.
@@Jwitkowski1 Unfortunately, the punishment was the bombings inflicted by those very former allies, whose ass this film would have liked to kiss (it was a social obligation, at the time).
That was, without a doubt, the most flamable and explosive train depot ever built. It was like watching a pileup of Ford Pintos.
3:35 Thomas & Friends braking sound
Accurate portrayal of the Germans being incompetent during ww2 lmao
Saving private Ryan, eat your fucking heart out!
lol
love how the mortar shells have no effect on the rails or the train, not to mention the incredibly unrealistic inaccuracy of the crews.
first rounds fall really close, too close a target and moving target ofcourse so pretty good actually
The mortars are not really good for that purpose.
Too stupid for Germans. They know the train is coming soooooooooooooo just remove a section of tracks and let the charging locomotive spill down the soft embankment.
Too easy for producers to made this shit ........................
What is the name of this movie?
I need that MP40 with infinite ammo :O
This was based on a true story in WWII where the allies were on the brink of defeat. So they sent in the train which single handedly won them the war.
No
@@josephbritt6890 i'm pretty sure that was a joke.
@@roberts5539 Britt, being one, has no sense of how inept his army really was.
That is not true. The war was won by John Wayne on one of his off days.
That would be an awesome propaganda movie.
This puts the entire Rambo series to shame.
You are thinking of the SS. The majority of the Regular German Army was not affiliated with the Nazis. The Heer even refused to adopt the Nazi Salute, and instead stuck with their own pre-Nazi salute.
For all you history buffs out there: One Pak 40 75mm anti-tank gun and one mg34 machine gun crew covering it = toasty train.
"Directed by Michael Bay"
Not Ebay?😊
No, Donald Trump.
wtf did i just watch?
3:57 THE OFFICER SHOT HIS OWN MEN
The Germans did that. “No surrender.”
the officer was a nazi
I was made a general after this operation.
who told the actor to shoot a lugar with left arm up in the air,and the formation dying was spectacular best ive seen in ww2 movie
Gotta love the way he fires the pistol lol
lol I love how the German commander guy just pulls out a pistol, like that's gonna do shit
on second viewing of this, I think I realized why the trucks explode like that. Seems they were built by the same Ford designers that graced the world with the Ford Pinto
This deserved an Oscar for best dance sequence.
Seems like most of this video was watching a train go, some explosions and a ton of German soldiers just falling over for no reason..
Telly Sevales as a sixty year old infantryman. Totally believable. Farm Film Report would have loved it, everything blowed up real good.
I believe this is from The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission!
1919 US Machine gun mounted on German truck.
Actually this late in the war captured .30s arent exactly unfeasable
@@JohnsonTheSecond I did not even remember posting that comment. Indeed you are correct.
@@bobbyricigliano2799 Replying 5 years later, what you been doing in that time lol?
no wonder why in "top secret" they made that gag when a jeep slightly touches a truck and they both explode like if they where carrying nukes
Ridiculous, the Germans never vectored the track for the mortars' , really, no-one thought to take up any tracks, really, the German officer did not stop the train with his pistol, really, must have had a lot of fireworks left over from the 4th of July. Terrible movie.
Gosh that machine gun has an endless supply of bulits LOL utter rubbish
the shells hit the tracks but nothing happens to them. What a movie.
love the pose the german officer strikes when firing his pistol
The Battlefield 1 Armored train in a nutshell.
A 7.7mm SMG versus a train. Yup, that going to work
Pretty good flick..I saw it in W. Germany as a GI for 30 mos. 1965....just 20 years after VE Day. I recall many German vets in their 40s at the time in the biergartens and we were ordered not to ask them questions about the German death camps, etc. Most did not talk about the war at all. Ever.
I was an MP in West Germany in 1965 and I never heard of any orders about not asking German vets questions about anything. Not saying it didn't happen.
2:59 how is the train supposed to stop with a pistol while it doesn't with a mortal????
Just remove a section of rail..
Not in the script
3:41 explosive truck, 4:46 explosive train, 4:22 explosive house, 4:36 explosive town! You see, there is a sort of transitive property about becoming explosive...
Possibly the worst thing about this film is that they seemed to have a budget big enough to blow up a train, but still didn't seem worth it
just movie ...but so many of them and so big lies...some think all has been like this same with all propaganda ,even the movie makers believed they tell the truth so much crap!!
this is the most epic scene ever!
Blow up tracks easy.
They did not have even one Panzerfaust, although it has a trench mortar.
Have you ever thought that the germans LOVED capturing foreign equipment
soo fake. the train wouldve blown up after a few mortar shots. obviously a cheap american film
Yugoslavian, idiot.
Perhaps the worst acting I've seen in a long time. A load of old poney and trap
Lieutenant smoke: "Blow up the damn train Hans!!!"
why cut the ending? WHAT HAPPEN TO THE HAT?
yes the hat
QUICK! DON'T DO ANYTHING DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, DON'T EVEN BREATH!! EVERYTHING IS NOW EXPLOSIVE! Oh no, I touched my keyboard.....
The truck at 1:30 has a roof mounted 30 caliber US Browning machine gun. A prop screw up no doubt.
Sorry to ask, but WHAT IS THE NAME of this movie ?
The Dirty Dozen: the fatal mission (1988) with Telly Savalas aka Mister KOJAK.
German soldiers learned shooting skills from star wars stormtroopers and learned how to die in ballet class.🤔
This is like they gave a team of 8 year olds an unlimited budget to write, direct and shoot an action scene. What an absolute mess. :-D
If this movie was a comedy, i'd give it a five-star rating.
Was this a comedy war movie...
Wow, too funny
Who else took the whole *placeing trucks on the railroad* idea into men of war but with tanks?
So... a mortar shell wouldn't even damage the tracks on a direct hit, but an exploding truck will kill half a platoon over a hundred yards away?
the best that could be said is that's it about as realistic as 'Pirates of the Caribbean', but without the wit and swagger
4:25, 4:30 world class acting👌 but I about 💩 myself laughing when I seen 4:43
When you see a german general with a MP40 !! You say: Oh my gosh!! And when you see a german general with stalhlem and mp40 you are surprised.
I've only ever seen one movie that had German officers wearing a stahlhelm in battle - 'Cross of iron'
@@JonathanShayfer Yes, is rarely to happen, but I've already seen some german officers using helmets
Why is Chris Sutton playing a German officer? (Look him up if you don't know.) 🤣🤣
Telly’s got the pushing 70 in this one.
re: 'read a book' - I could say the same about you. The American soldiers uniforms have the single-toned olive drab camouflage pattern used by the Army; US Marines in WW2 used a two-tone camouflage pattern. Either way, the USMC did not take part in European operations.
Yet another WWII movie where the Germans have British accents!
1:31 we see the first of at least 2 American 50 cal machine gums on Germany trucks
Wow just wow, so many unintentional funny things in just this bit: "Commence firing! At the trucks that are between us and the train, that we parked there."
When you try to go against the invincible train in gta v
What a Fun film of Holywood ! Nobody of German Army died by US, they killed themself by firing the train! They died very simply! The Train is a super hero !
why do the concrete houses explode? in fact i think grass exploded too.