Long John’s! (Uniqlo should really be paying us)

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  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 2 роки тому +378

    This was simultaneously hilarious and revolting. It's a weird feeling

    • @NaviYT
      @NaviYT 2 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the internet lol

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 2 роки тому +1

      Who woulda thought that saying "your dick was cooking and marinating in smegma, jizz, and pubes" would be revolting? 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @TurnUpForTheLord
    @TurnUpForTheLord 2 роки тому +182

    These guys chemistry. Never trying to overtake the other and giving them the chance to make their funny comment. Love to see it

  • @TheNesbittExperience
    @TheNesbittExperience 2 роки тому +1

    Sam, layering like a dancer. It’s fall babies!

  • @aaronspoor6425
    @aaronspoor6425 2 роки тому +19

    " feel like your beating the system" my fucking god.....funniest thing I have ever heard so relatable

  • @Will-uu9kh
    @Will-uu9kh 2 роки тому +416

    As a Jew. Hearing two other Jews talk about layers on a podcast is really just crisp. This is the representation I want.

    • @HeyiPlayMusic
      @HeyiPlayMusic 2 роки тому +32

      Lmao Mark isn't jewish

    • @sisenor6841
      @sisenor6841 2 роки тому +8

      Only one Jew

    • @Will-uu9kh
      @Will-uu9kh 2 роки тому +60

      @@HeyiPlayMusic he’s got the spirit.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +1

      One Jew

    • @Will-uu9kh
      @Will-uu9kh 2 роки тому +61

      @@LordVader1094 did I say Jewish? I meant Jew-ish.

  • @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662
    @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662 2 роки тому +93

    People don't say "smegma" enough.

    • @happysnus
      @happysnus 2 роки тому +4

      I wonder why

    • @rondoespsych5901
      @rondoespsych5901 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao I just learned about smegma this semester in medical terminology 😆

    • @broklynchedur8757
      @broklynchedur8757 2 роки тому +1

      I say smegma at least twice a week, but I like to say it like _Schmeh-gmuh_ because it’s grosssand funny.

    • @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662
      @macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662 2 роки тому +1

      @@rondoespsych5901 our class president in medical school ran on the platform of smegma. I wish I could find the video, but it seems lost to time

    • @rondoespsych5901
      @rondoespsych5901 2 роки тому

      @@macgyvervanschwartzenstall4662 lol that's great. I would love to see his campaigning.

  • @nacho9865
    @nacho9865 2 роки тому +2

    Bro there is so much comedy here and it’s just a regular conversation. I’d probably die from laughter (which is possible) if I hang around these guys.

  • @hecticfreeze
    @hecticfreeze 2 роки тому +2

    I got the same prospector line in a dance class 10 years ago. It didn't stop me wearing them, long johns are just the best in the winter

  • @SirrCommander
    @SirrCommander 2 роки тому +6

    You two together is like PB and J . It just feels right . I used to think you two were the same person. Till i saw you two together and it blew my fucking mind

    • @whenaubreyhearsthis
      @whenaubreyhearsthis 2 роки тому

      lmao I was very sure these two were the same person until I watched this

  • @billbillson3129
    @billbillson3129 2 роки тому +18

    These two are a bucket o' yucks! Love to see it! Thanks for sharing, Chief!

  • @drzonnked8923
    @drzonnked8923 2 роки тому +2

    The only thing I hate about wearing layers is how businesses crank the heat in their buildings so when you walk in you can't stand it and either have to strip or walk out

  • @testecalle3378
    @testecalle3378 2 роки тому

    These two are going to be pivotal in the comedy world moving forward now that Bob & Norm are gone

  • @jamyz232
    @jamyz232 2 роки тому +22

    Wow I literally wear the same outfit and thought the exact same thing about prospectors hahaha go the heat tech!!!

  • @TravisDanielBlake
    @TravisDanielBlake 2 роки тому

    Holy shit this is such a satisfying feeling. Long johns and layers are the way to go. Shrek taught us well. I’d rock a union suit if I didn’t have to shit so often.

  • @zechs3
    @zechs3 2 роки тому +16

    I keep going back and forth and who's funnier on this podcast. Early pods Mark came with it, then I feel like Sam gained, now it's back and forth.

    • @janwille1556
      @janwille1556 2 роки тому +1

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @ColeHrusovsky
    @ColeHrusovsky 2 роки тому

    Such quick wit in this one

  • @adamwilhelm1467
    @adamwilhelm1467 2 роки тому +1

    These two are my damn favorite!

  • @justinroark88
    @justinroark88 2 роки тому

    I get these two confused for one another. Funny they are in the same video.

  • @toziassmitt
    @toziassmitt 2 роки тому +8

    Wait, they do a show together? Is this a thing?? Normand and Moril are my favourite comedians !!

  • @-Will.
    @-Will. 2 роки тому

    By far my favorite duo

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 2 роки тому +1

    "Yeast infection" lmao

  • @danielmace406
    @danielmace406 2 роки тому +29

    These guys are like chicken and waffles. You wouldn't think they'd work together, but they're absolutely delicious together

  • @cooper9643
    @cooper9643 2 роки тому

    “Baking bread” is a great argument for circumcision.

  • @russlasky6162
    @russlasky6162 2 роки тому

    Damn dude these robots getting scary. Can't believe they can talk to each other like that.

  • @meema844
    @meema844 2 роки тому +1

    Never thought these guys would hit it off so well

  • @Rivi7
    @Rivi7 2 роки тому +1

    I always powder around my areas for that same reason 🤣👏🏻

  • @adotinthecosmos
    @adotinthecosmos 2 роки тому

    It's like watching Mark Normand talk to Mark Normand

  • @ManuelHernandez-hg3ez
    @ManuelHernandez-hg3ez 2 роки тому

    I love both these guys

  • @Jasper118
    @Jasper118 2 роки тому +1

    Is this an old clip or are these guys wearing this in the middle of a damn heat wave

  • @srhkid4life420
    @srhkid4life420 2 роки тому

    When he goes to subway he says just give me the meats cheese and toppings. I got the bread covered!

  • @billyin4c514
    @billyin4c514 2 роки тому

    This is fucking hilarious

  • @Mezcaudill
    @Mezcaudill 2 роки тому

    These two are national treasures

  • @trevornever27
    @trevornever27 2 роки тому

    Wearing long johns under my jeans makes me feel like a superhero just waiting to spring into action

  • @bradmadeira6807
    @bradmadeira6807 2 роки тому

    Yeeeep.. stove top and RAMEN.. THATS why I keep the lawn low and tight.. keeps frumunda to a MINIMUM.. no mo sourdough

  • @thefryinator7774
    @thefryinator7774 2 роки тому +6

    As a woman, I love layers, but I do my black leggings, with the super long leg warmers over them, booty is more out, but tbh, it doesn't need the extra heat, then you throw on the fuzzy boots, shirt, hoodie, Sherpa jacket, boom, ready for any outdoor activity, and got the gloves in the jacket pocket

  • @whiskybooze
    @whiskybooze 2 роки тому +1

    I live in Chicago and a naturally thin man so I totally rock long johns in the winter.

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap 2 роки тому

    Gotta get some flannel lined jeans, started wearing them a few years ago. Genuinely changed my life.

  • @pappy1017
    @pappy1017 2 роки тому

    Working in construction you MUST do layers always got them long johns on man they work wonders

  • @RudyPalos
    @RudyPalos 2 роки тому +2

    That fool said stovetop grfoh lmao

  • @kinocchio
    @kinocchio 2 роки тому +2

    Heattech Ultrawarm is Life changing.

  • @Stwo
    @Stwo 2 роки тому

    Uniqlo used to make an insulated Jean as well.

  • @makaylamartinez8733
    @makaylamartinez8733 2 роки тому

    “And people say it’s too early in the season, not for me” 😂

  • @laika.1069
    @laika.1069 2 роки тому

    they really do seem like brothers
    maybe even from the same mother..

  • @williamatherton8358
    @williamatherton8358 2 роки тому

    Layering is key. Top and bottom.

  • @sbsftw4232
    @sbsftw4232 2 роки тому

    You get your product placement in or do you need another take?

  • @spencerwells1328
    @spencerwells1328 2 роки тому

    I work outside year round, long johns are awesome.
    It makes a huge difference if youre able to just keep the wind off your skin. (No shit)

  • @connordyck2305
    @connordyck2305 2 роки тому

    Nah gotta get the layers, as well as a winter coat, and ski pants. Fuck the cold

  • @BushiestBesver
    @BushiestBesver 2 роки тому

    Feels like you’re cheating the system lmfao I love it all

  • @OGJessie
    @OGJessie 2 роки тому

    I'll wear a t-shirt and a thick winter coat..A pullover if it's very cold because I absolutely hate layers.

  • @nathanielkrause4528
    @nathanielkrause4528 2 роки тому

    A little bit of after shave and gold bond before work pretty much stops the funky smell enough to where I can just grab a baby wipe when I get home and I'm ready to rock.

  • @tomwelshshore
    @tomwelshshore 2 роки тому

    This is how you know they are salt of the earth guys long johns and layers men after my own heart

  • @KHN.RVA.28
    @KHN.RVA.28 2 роки тому

    Smegma lol hilarious word

  • @gadio16
    @gadio16 2 роки тому

    The 2 kings of dry delivery.

  • @jonnyd8399
    @jonnyd8399 2 роки тому

    Fleece lined jeans is the way

  • @gangstaelegantproductions2780
    @gangstaelegantproductions2780 2 роки тому

    Uniqlo actually has some banger tight fitting shirts if you can find them in stores

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 2 роки тому

    Watching from Florida this made me physically uncomfortable, think that many layers would kill someone in South FL, at anytime of the year. I hate it here lol

  • @evergreennugz477
    @evergreennugz477 2 роки тому

    Lol from September to May I'm on the long johnnys

  • @extremeexplorers3238
    @extremeexplorers3238 2 роки тому

    what podcast is this i need to know

  • @coolman72891
    @coolman72891 2 роки тому +1

    These guys go together like Bryan Callen and wrinkles

  • @cal_eh6465
    @cal_eh6465 2 роки тому

    it’s like looking in a comedy mirror

  • @petterolsen5751
    @petterolsen5751 2 роки тому

    How cold is it there?

  • @shmeli
    @shmeli 2 роки тому

    Only put longjohns on if it's 34°F outside or lower

  • @FreshlyWILD
    @FreshlyWILD 2 роки тому

    That little guy is funny

  • @ericdunthorne1981
    @ericdunthorne1981 2 роки тому

    Geez I don't wear that many layers unless I'm outside for a while and it's snowing. I'd be very uncomfortable wearing that inside.

  • @cal593
    @cal593 2 роки тому

    Thank you for skipping right to the bread and not subtitling that other bit

  • @Criticalthinking788.
    @Criticalthinking788. 2 роки тому

    I WISH mine smelled like stove top. Love stove top.

  • @rogersepeda
    @rogersepeda 2 роки тому

    Note to self : make crotchless long johns .

  • @swolemoth
    @swolemoth 2 роки тому +5

    Na man bulky coats are where it's at, walking around with that big fake fur hood is a mood

    • @zechs3
      @zechs3 2 роки тому

      Wearing a t shirt under a big coat is a power move.

    • @swolemoth
      @swolemoth 2 роки тому

      @@zechs3 This is a daily for me my guy 🙏

  • @Sweaty__Sheep
    @Sweaty__Sheep 2 роки тому +1

    You're gonna wear long johns and then Jeans? The worst material ever. It's like having the heating on and the window open

  • @whitak3r
    @whitak3r 2 роки тому

    Full episode link?

  • @eriksmith1361
    @eriksmith1361 2 роки тому

    A lot of alcoholics where layers… the blood oxygen level is sub par on a good day

  • @nunyabidness8281
    @nunyabidness8281 2 роки тому

    Hahahaha who is the other guy? Fuckin funny

  • @mailboxi3230
    @mailboxi3230 2 роки тому +2

    i love you Sam!!!!

  • @yoholmes273
    @yoholmes273 2 роки тому

    "Love the layers"....always says the doofis

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 роки тому

    Dad energy without having any children (just guessing)

  • @ashleyromero5302
    @ashleyromero5302 2 роки тому +4

    It's pronounced "uniglow" I thought? At least that's how they say it in Japan! But yeah their heatech is fantastic

    • @ドリューローズゴールド
      @ドリューローズゴールド 2 роки тому +1

      it’s uniqlo because it was supposed to be uniclo as in unique clothing but they misspelled it so yea you say it “uniclo” they said “uniglow” in japan because you know… they’re speaking japanese not english so they say it in a japanese accent

    • @HeliosWrath
      @HeliosWrath 2 роки тому

      I've always pronounced it unique-lo

    • @toziassmitt
      @toziassmitt 2 роки тому

      Unique clothing bro. Keep up

  • @viniciushedler3132
    @viniciushedler3132 2 роки тому

    When am I going to be able to watch a special of yours on Netflix?

  • @little.bear344
    @little.bear344 2 роки тому

    I love long johns mysel. Right now, it smells like a calzone inside my week-worn long johns, and it's nice and toasty in here. If getting wet wasn't a thing, I'd shower with them. Hell, if I ever burn 90% of my body, they have permission to graft long johns onto my flesh instead of skin grafts. Don't even use my foreskin for skin grafts, use long johns.

  • @ROBOT-FACE
    @ROBOT-FACE 2 роки тому

    What's with the singular long John? These guys are so afraid of sounding gay they drop the s for fear of sounding sibilant. Right when these guys start feeling the conversation hasn't been heterosexual enough they started dropping the "I'm straight, I swear" vernacular.

  • @Rocioslane
    @Rocioslane 2 роки тому

    😂 convos in your thirties and up

  • @redcarpeteater6903
    @redcarpeteater6903 2 роки тому

    I put on long johns in November and take them off in April

  • @tomanycooks
    @tomanycooks 2 роки тому

    I've never felt the cold

  • @Zachary-
    @Zachary- 2 роки тому

    *Obligatory midwest comment about them not knowing what cold is*

  • @Weird_places_real
    @Weird_places_real 2 роки тому

    Hold on...these are two different guys?

  • @insanitology
    @insanitology 2 роки тому

    Shmegma is not a word we hear enough.

  • @charlesshepherd2004
    @charlesshepherd2004 2 роки тому

    Nah. Get some Under Armor, bro

  • @ubernate860
    @ubernate860 2 роки тому

    I bust out the longjohns in November

  • @mwalkerl
    @mwalkerl 2 роки тому

    That's not how apostrophes work

  • @freddyfox5002
    @freddyfox5002 2 роки тому

    Can't wear long John's for long. My hair in my legs starts itching like cra.

  • @ex0stasis72
    @ex0stasis72 2 роки тому

    Hmm, that makes me wonder... Do they make crotchless long johns? Might help with the sweaty noodle syndrome.

  • @kimberleyhosmer5997
    @kimberleyhosmer5997 2 роки тому

    Tights, leggings, even nylons make great under layers.

  • @Xplora213
    @Xplora213 2 роки тому

    I’m loving the disrespect. Just have a shower when you get home, what was the point of proposing if you can’t make her wait for 5 minutes to avoid the STANK 💨

  • @tonyolen1381
    @tonyolen1381 2 роки тому

    Idk where the hilarity is that everybody fangirls over in the comments of these guys videos. Their conversations sound like bored/forced smalltalk between two guys who can't stand silence that got stuck in a room together. It's word vomit.

  • @SK-bk3yh
    @SK-bk3yh 2 роки тому

    Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll I don't miss winter

  • @jamescassar5348
    @jamescassar5348 2 роки тому

    Comedy !

  • @michalhalvonik4500
    @michalhalvonik4500 2 роки тому

    Too much heat kills your balls. Let them breath OMG xd

  • @jacobviator3118
    @jacobviator3118 2 роки тому

    Uniqlo!!!

  • @alanweiman1521
    @alanweiman1521 2 роки тому

    Uniqlo should be the clothing standard. I want a plain shirt without your corperate logo vomited all over it

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 роки тому

    Lmaoooo

  • @hellogoodbyeforever
    @hellogoodbyeforever 2 роки тому

    Wearing long johns now