kinda funny how naktigonis made a video about duke thanking everyone for one million plays of sin smelted scoriae and then you put him behind bars lmao
To be fair, Erisia is his land, he gets to decide the laws there regardless of being a tyrant, so Duke probably has a law called ‘’Duke can do whatever’’ making him 100% innocent.
@@moxitoxi-xc2xh king is someone who rules over the kingdom, titles like duke or baron are in charge of specific territories or regions of the kingdom. Erisia is not it's own kingdom, but rather an island that was a part of Celtor. (too much "kingdom" I know)
I'm pretty sure the golems are made of human souls due to filling up jar of souls idk how many but I think it's around 20 bandits for a golem and taking the soul is considered murder and keeping it bound somehow would be false imprisonment and slavery since he forces them to guard his house so 20 counts of murder slavery and false imprisonment prime golems should be twice that due to their doubled health so 40 each and each golem is armed with military weaponry as the lasers and using them against civilians is probably a war crime and the servants would be human experimentation slavery false imprisonment for the ones in the tubes and assault with a deadly weapon because they are significantly stronger then and can most definitely kill a normal person
Golem's should've been classified as military grade weaponry and thus is a separate charge for a civilian owning a military grade weaponry without a license
Yamaketzel or whatever the character who gives you chime is called would get so many charges due to chime essentially being an collessum where people can just straight up die.
Golems are some form of construct and they were given life with the forge of sin If i remember correctly. They could count as some form of weaponry/killing machine or I like to think of them as automated tanks
any person who assembles, maintains, places, or causes to be placed a boobytrap device as described in subdivision (c) is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or five years.
Lore Wise the Forge of Sin does actually corrupt the Duke, so infact he can plead insanity. Also he'll be able to actually outlive any sentence you give him 💀
bro's rent was due 💀
LMFAO
Lord regent be taking taxes
I've been waiting for a vid for so long and this is what I see 😂😂
Especially cause of the length of the vids
Ngas really think this is funny 🤖
"dogs don't shoot lasers unless their from Boston" 😭😭
I laughed and went to the comments and I find someone who also laughed
3:55
they mad at duke for having the felinors on his odd tentacle 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WHAT?!?????
Duke is a lucky man 😔
duke too big for only an odd tentacle, he got crustacean meat
@@shunsui_43 hes got a king thresher spine
@@PhantasmalToastGIANT FEMUR
kinda funny how naktigonis made a video about duke thanking everyone for one million plays of sin smelted scoriae and then you put him behind bars lmao
The iconic "Hi, it's me birbingish"
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To be fair, Erisia is his land, he gets to decide the laws there regardless of being a tyrant, so Duke probably has a law called ‘’Duke can do whatever’’ making him 100% innocent.
@NomiBlox he is literally duke of Erisia, he owns this land
@@BosinnEnjoyerduke of erisia not king
@@moxitoxi-xc2xh king is someone who rules over the kingdom, titles like duke or baron are in charge of specific territories or regions of the kingdom. Erisia is not it's own kingdom, but rather an island that was a part of Celtor. (too much "kingdom" I know)
@@moxitoxi-xc2xh Erisia is a Duchy
@@BosinnEnjoyer No, Erisia was of no affiliation to Celtor, Duke is its head of state
describing going to jail as "an opportunity to meat drake" is golden
Meat drake is crazy
4:15 you could have said it was just slavery cus its his bell
Yeah I was about to say that
I'm pretty sure the golems are made of human souls due to filling up jar of souls idk how many but I think it's around 20 bandits for a golem and taking the soul is considered murder and keeping it bound somehow would be false imprisonment and slavery since he forces them to guard his house so 20 counts of murder slavery and false imprisonment prime golems should be twice that due to their doubled health so 40 each and each golem is armed with military weaponry as the lasers and using them against civilians is probably a war crime and the servants would be human experimentation slavery false imprisonment for the ones in the tubes and assault with a deadly weapon because they are significantly stronger then and can most definitely kill a normal person
duke's too old to meet drake
Best part about the duke discord joke is that someone probably joined the DW discord just to argue
"The biggest bird has awoken from its deep slumber..."
I would say “bro had to pay rent” but honestly i like these goofy type of videos and i hope people feel the same way
As the defense lawyer of Lord Ishamon Erisia
Your honor my client said *in-game*
Golem's should've been classified as military grade weaponry and thus is a separate charge for a civilian owning a military grade weaponry without a license
nah, its a dog with access to a firearm mounted to its chest
I think for the golem, it's owning an unclassified military weapon.
i am in court for eating duke's cereal, i need a lawyer birb. I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!
the mindless servants thing followed by "Unless ur the CIA" got me
"the ruins of that city will never cage me"
how bout 10 life sentences of prison
chaser is going to super jail
And I'll make sure you are too.
Finally somebody other than parkzer to teach us California penal code!
What no Conquest does to people
I would charge duke for human experimentation too because he has some people in test tubes or glass jars or whatever
Just put the fries in the bag bro
Gasp’ that is many charges
“Free my man duke he ain’t doing noting wrong 🗣️🔥”
Petition for archmage to nerf laws:
BETTER CALL BIRBINGISH 🗣️🔥
Technically the forge of sins are contraband... And his goon golem dudes did shoot you.. if you added those it could be a "lil" while longer.
Just put the fries in the bag bro😭😭🙏🙏
6:59 holy fucking shit
My glorious benevolent king has posted
Wouldn’t it make more sense to charge duke for leading a cult more than a mob boss?
desecration of corpses, unsanitary working conditions, people being held against their will, unpaid labour,
Did you forget tax evasion or did you count Ersia as a tax free haven? Since it can't be a no man's land, because he got charged with other offenses.
You should do guild leaders next
Yamaketzel or whatever the character who gives you chime is called would get so many charges due to chime essentially being an collessum where people can just straight up die.
OMG KING YOURE BACK
looks like SOMEONES rent is due
BRO 100 CHIME MATCHES IS TOO MUCH, EVEN FOR HIM!
I thought he was gonna make some corny joke like “ right off the BAT we find a BAT” or something. 1:49
He re-used the ghost slinger prog 😭🙏
I wanted to be charged so'll become a martyr and the ignition union origin boutta get added
Chat is this real!!!
My man
Slide the cop build bruh😭🙏
Gobletto prog when?
the lack of conquest is getting to bro
we got birbingish video before concquest
HE IS FINALLY BACK🙏🙏😭😭
Thought Duke was 5 foot 1
7:07 aizen sosuke aah sentence 😭🙏
Killer queen reference??? In a deepwoken birbingish video? Never thought that’d happen
MY KING!!! ANOTHER W UPLOAD!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
funniest part was duke not having a smoke detector
even birbingish dropped the drake diss
First vid of your channel I’ve seen keep making these vids
3:53 Andresons Law of Robotics.
bro forgot the part were DUKE LITERALLY MASACRED A WHOLE POPULATION FOR THE GOLEMS
birbingish peak content welcome back my slime
Golems are some form of construct and they were given life with the forge of sin If i remember correctly.
They could count as some form of weaponry/killing machine or I like to think of them as automated tanks
any person who assembles, maintains, places, or causes to be placed a boobytrap device as described in subdivision (c) is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment in the state prison for two, three, or five years.
funniest birbingish video in a while
2:55 It could go under the 's word' which could be even worse.
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ANOTHER 3 MONTHS!!!!!
klaris' number 1 crime was stealing my heart fr fr...
Wouldn't golems be a weapon? Like tanks?
Duke better be calling jayoma
duke is goin to jail for a long long time 😭
Just put the fries in the bag bro 💀
do another video for next month's rent
FINALLY BIRB
Money cannot be THIS tight bro 😭
This is the content we actually want.
Lore Wise the Forge of Sin does actually corrupt the Duke, so infact he can plead insanity. Also he'll be able to actually outlive any sentence you give him 💀
the golems could be considered weapons of war
and the duke was only defending himself against a home invader
The FBI will be looking into your search history
If being a deepwoken pro-player was illegal i would be charged for tax evasion
Duke is the william afton of deep if you think about it 💀
We love the 8 minute video only for midrolls
they could never make me hate you my glorious king birbingish
Duke has all of erisia in his private property even the bandits
duke also kidnapped people from erisia so every servant is a kidnapping charge
DAD U CAME BACK!!(please don’t leave again)
FINALLY VID AFTER 1 MONTH I thought the break was for 2 week 😅😅😅
seeing birbingish post 36 seconds after coming home from vacay???
Also when duke says "Theres no real point in going further as this is the end of the line ,ect ect" Can it count for threatening of assault??
well well well, look who decided to upload, FINALLY
I shall be using this in my upcoming court case birbingish please be my lawyer
Bro needed to pay his bills
u could count those golems as slaves since those are human souls being turned into stone golems to then be forced to work under duke cuz of his bell.
OMG HE FINALLY POSTED
you should've counted the golems in his manor as tanks
Truly a deepwoken
Video idea make a baseball player prog for weapon go kanabo and for the ball go flame volley
dog goons with firearms are a big w
this might be the best deepwoken prog of all time
2:11 i squinted my eyes AND MY BEING SRS i saw asta
Make this a series wheree you do all the bosses
crazy thing is duke is a good guy
Honey wake up birbingish uploaded
Duke pleaded for insanity
ownership of exotic and or endangered animals for the bats would have worked