The worst pirates in all of Sea of Thieves

[@Redneckcheese]

When reapers chase you there 3 options:
Option A: jump of the back of your boat and board
Option B: Keep sailing to the Red Sea
Option C: Turn and fight then like a man(never fails)
As a reaper my favorite option for you is C

[@chasealtman5701]

that's the best pirate I've ever seen

[@vete10153]

impossible.

[@disorganizedryan]

What's impossible?