Joe Biden's Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg's Campaign
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2020
- Former VP Joe Biden remains optimistic about his chances despite taking a "gut punch" in the Iowa caucus. Who stands to gain the most? Mike Bloomberg's campaign thinks their candidate is the real winner coming out of Iowa. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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The best part of not having tv is missing political ads.
And pharmaceutical ads too, right?
seriously
Seriously! I was totally thinking the same thing!
Gdicf, Seriously! Unfortunately UA-cam isn’t exempt from political ads, I get Trump and Bloomberg ads all the time. 😭
I been hit with Trump ads evryday I'm am wondering can I just pay my cable company to block all advertisement commercials? 🤬
Vote him outta the WH and into the SDNY courts.
I will try.
Yes ! Trump inmate # 4957264399 for 2021 🤗👍
Trump moved to Florida in an attempt to escape prosecution from the New York District Attorney's Office.
hawkeye5955 he can run but he can't hide
Pam Payne He can run?!
Regarding Bloomberg:
Tax the rich, don't elect them.
The End.
@Soon Forgot or work to be rich...#loser
Zizi Roberts
Witty. LMAO. I’m with you!
@@duplokapa oh... a dreamer with no sense for reality... I guess you were lucky then, hm? Because you know, kiddo: there are people out there, who worked their asses of for DECADES! Multiple jobs to the point it ruined their body&mind... and now.. they are still in debt, because your fucking system is broken! But that's every privileged shit head "just wooooork"... only lazy people are poor! Because a lot need some justification for their LUCK... "I wasn't lucky! I'm a hard worker" -so they can keep EVERYTHING they didn't earn, without having some doubt about "sharing" and Jesus-bullshit like that ... and you know: it makes you not just a privileged asshole... it makes you a weak one... but hey... congrats... it's your time now... enjoy... because we all now it's ending :)
Yes, except Mike may be the only one who can drown out Trumps Oil/corp 'Super Pac' money. Trump has about $1 Billion, Bloomberg has like $40 Billon to pull from and could outspend Trump, Burnies contributions, for example, add up to about 100M. Question comes down to beating tRump.
ON POINT!! He's buying synthetic name recognition.
I wake up at 4-5 am every morning expecting one of these videos. I know I never see it in the comments, so for the editor of this channel and the constant updates. WE THANK YOU AND WE LOVE YOU! Keep up the good work👌🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Fantastic. Just killing it. As usual. Cheers from Canada
This is the problem u the liberals gat, Watching and believing comedy as real news. Trump is been beating u guys in all aspects, Politics is not a friendly game
OMG...the Don Jr. "DEERRRRR!" bit killed me!
“Iguana refusing to do the trick during the animal show....Mike Bloomberg” Hahahahahahaha
not gonna lie, giving the medal of freedom to Shakira's sparkly short shorts would have been a better choice.
@Chip Davis Jagoff!✊🏽
Unlike Trump, her hips don’t lie.
Chip Davis 🤣
And i bet, they're not racist
@@chrissiek8706 Like Rush - that imbecile drug addicted spewer of hate , misinformation and outright lies, just like his pal Benedict Orangeade It is now The Presidential Medal of Fascism!
The medal of Freedom was bestowed on people with character, such as Rosa Parks and the Apollo Astronauts!
What Trump did to Vindman, his brother, sondland and i am sure more people are on their way out, is absolutely terrifying
Trump is old and senile. He'll be in a care home soon. Be patient.
@@beverlyantoniou8236 yeah and then Mike Pence becomes POTUS.
If you're not even more terrified of him as POTUS than Trump, you're not paying attention.
I agree!, but what else is new. Cross Frump and he get's even. Frump can't stand the truth.
Beverly Antoniou no he will be in jail
@Rick Ton Trump is a Dictator!
In Australia in my state you if you are over 75 you are required to have an annual assessment to retain your drivers license. In America the older you get the more viable you are to become presiedent
Colbert: "It's been a HELL of a few days!" Me: "Is 2020 almost finished yet?!"
DON'T BE A LIBERAL SLINKY DO!!! OPEN JAWL SHEEPLE'S MIND!!! #INFOWARS #ALEXJONESTRUF #TRUMPSEXY!!! #SAYNOTOLIBERALSLINKY #CONSERVATIVECHRISTIANHIPHOPCHALLANGE2020!!!
Wow - troll city below.. a Russian bot and a Crazy hashtagging yelling bot... congratulations Amy..
I know what your saying Amy. I too cant wait for Trumps second oath of office.
@BJB AFTER HIS TEARS STOP ROLLING
AINT NO BOT JAW;L HUR?? GO JETS!!!
Go Senator Bernie Sanders. Our entire neighborhood is rooting for you.
I love this comment. Bless
Andrew Paul are you a Bernie supporter?
Don't root, VOTE!
And your votes for Sanders are a vote for trump.
@@lucychinn149 sounds like you corpo bootlickers prefer Trump to anyone who'd give a hand to the working class.
My Mum: "How could the German people have allowed it to happen"?
My German husband: "How could the American people allow this to happen"?
Oooh! That stung.
Indeed.
Trina Holman nok
Same!
Exactly why we need to stop Bernie from getting the democrats nomination for president!!!!
Since 2016 each year has been little worse than the last.
Ever since we lost our Starman David Bowie. Just saying!
The world really did end in 2012. Not sure what this is we've been living in ever since.
@@dellaanniehughes2666 .... i know.....
@@dellaanniehughes2666 Agreed!, plus Tom Petty, Prince, Kobe and now democracy.
The economy says otherwise
That catch phrase of DJTJ “Blerrrrrrrrgh!” still makes more sense that the majority of things coming out of his or his dad’s mouth.
“....Iguana refusing to do the trick ...”😂😂
That upper lip swipe killed me.
That "IGUANA Bloomberg joke" was so funny.
😂😂🤤😭🤣☝️☠
Stephen Colbert is a great salve for the hurting soul of these times. I thank God for Stephen Colbert's humor and integrity.
@George Sears Oh look, a cynic.
Humor yeah, integrity not really.
I switched on Trump's speech for about 1 minute, heard him lie twice, and switched it off again. "21% decrease in health care costs"? Yeah, right.
I watched the whole thing and I somehow felt dirty afterward... 😒
BBC fact checked it ,stop watching hater news please you sound ignorant.
@@victorbamiboye3203 yes so...who is the hater news??? www.bbc.com/news/world-51192999
And there's this. www.salon.com/2020/01/23/trump-will-look-at-slashing-entitlement-spending-despite-years-of-promises-to-do-the-opposite/
@@victorbamiboye3203 www.factcheck.org/2020/02/factchecking-the-state-of-the-union-3/
Bloomberg could be spending all that money on ever so many worthy causes.
His ego is more important.
He should give it to vermin supreme
How much money are YOU giving before you tell Bloomberg how to spend HIS?
Mr. Bloomberg gives a lot of money to gun control advocacy groups.
He has given the most money to Johns Hopkins than any other alumnus.
Maybe he is quiet about it, but he monetarily supports what he believes in. More will be known as the campaign moves along.
@Dr Terry CREAGH, This is the most important cause Bloomberg can do for Americans. He is trying to save us from a most wicked president who is trying to destroy our Democracy with Putin's help.
Bloomberg wasn't even in the debate, why is he still allowed to be in the race at this point?
Because Bernie is right about the billionaires
At this point, I'd rather have Mike Bloomberg as President than the great orange toddler. Hell, I'd rather have Mitt Romney than Trump. And I don't even like either of them that much. That's how desperate this whole situation is.
DNC is working on that.
hardie231 because the DNC just changed the rules a few days ago otherwise he wouldn’t qualify
Guess who makes a lot of money with his ads?
Hunting from a yacht? Really? Life must be tough for the privileged.
seems like it... poor people start screaming for their fair share... now they want health care and shit.. that must be annoying indeed... but with having his own propaganda machine and countless heartless, soulless cowards around him, Trump doesn't have to hear any voices from reality...
Hunter Trump
I am laughing with tears over his impersonation of Eric and Don Jr., right on point
We shall ride with Bernie Sanders to the gates of Valhalla. All shiny and chrome.
This made me laugh. Thank you
WITNESS MEEEEE!!!!
Yes let toss out the babies from the tub 😅
RemB'r2 donate Bernie Sanders ❤️
The top 1% control 99% of the water. Mediocre!
For the people!!!
i'm over here wondering, how Trump's god damm TAX AUDIT is coming along.... 🤔
Yes exactly, me too, and everyone else should be as well!!
You two sitting down? Lawsuit was dismissed lmao
Memento Mori that’s what scares me the most....all of these people protecting him.
@Memento Mori Courts are only corrupt when you don't get the ruling you want.
Relative Insanity why wouldn’t they?
His role back on safety standards, such as asbestos, means his rich business friends can cut corners and their profits go up.
His attacks on the renewable energy sector making American made solar panels more expensive to produce and sell means his rich business friends in the oil industry keep money in their pockets.
Tariffs mean the average American has to pay more for the goods they buy making it harder for them to save money.
His healthcare plan is just steal medication from Canada and other foreign countries rather than actually trying to do anything about lowering the high cost of life saving medicines like insulin. Which foreign drug suppliers have already said they won’t support or sell to Americans so his rich business friends won’t be affected as Americans will still be forced to paid high prices or die.
He’s been actively alienating allies by threatening tariffs if they do things like, tax American based business on the money that business has made in their country. Apparently American businesses can make money in off countries but how dare that country try to tax that business on that income. So once again, at the expense of the average American, he’s protecting rich people and corporations from having to pay taxes.
And it’s not like the Ukraine scandal is surprising after he literally gave an interview where he said if a foreign country had information on a political opponent instead of going to the FBI or proper channels he would listen and try to use that information to hurt his political opponent. He did the thing he said he would do and his supporters still say he didn’t know he shouldn’t do that.
If you support him you’re either corrupt, stupid, or doubling down because you refuse to admit you were wrong in supporting him.
The conman has sold the emperor nothing and sworn it was clothing, at this point America deserves to walk around naked
Mike Bloomberg's showed up in more Ads on my computer in the past 2 months than all the other candidates in 6!
Install the adblock ultimate and pro add ons.
@@greenbeansean That was more of an observation than a complaint. You know, he's rich so he can afford all this screen time.
He's the 6th richest human on earth and he owns his own media conglomerate. He is an oligarch who wants to buy the prescidency.
"Ratings fall 21%" Well that's one of my prayers answered. LOL
Encouraging. I didn't watch it, it's not like he said anything new. One tune lunatic.
@Русский Гройпер Okay Comrade, who's name I can't spell because it's in Russian.
Context......21% of what?
21% less of 200 million is still a lot of views,for instance
@@FrarmerFrank I don't really care. I just know he will see that 21% less in the ratings and it will hurt him. Because ratings and fame is all he cares about other than money. It's not much but it's something.
@Русский Гройпер looks like last year's "ok boomer" meme finally arrived at russian trolls. 😁
Ugh, killing anything for fun should be illegal everywhere!
You're essentially referring to eating meat and fish as well; just saying...
@@ThelemicMagick no, that would be killing for food, not for fun ;)
@@Tina-zz5kt That's only applicable when it's needed for survival. When taste is the primal motive, that's not the case.
@@ThelemicMagick It's not 'fun' though.. We don't go about saying 'wow, it was fun killing that chicken'... we eat it for the pleasure of food, not for the pleasure of killing.
@@funkie1221 Though the killing itself is not the main motive (at least, for most people), it *is* the inevitable consequence of wanting to please your taste buds though. The goal is therefore still fun and the method to achieve that goal is killing.
I'm not here to condemn anyone who eats meat, just to point out the fact 99% of all people eat meat for pleasure, not for survival. If you stand by that, it's fine by me, but claiming eating meat is about anything other than pleasure with all the (mostly healthier) alternatives around nowadays is kind of obsolete.
Throw 'em all out, the folks who sided with him and wouldn't call on witnesses and the crook himself. You're fired Mr T.
#Joeys the lot of em!
@S A thoughts That's all well and good but you will need to manufacture an actual crime before you can send someone to jail.
Randy Cleveland gtfo troll
@@mikeyoung260 Really, so you cant argue facts but sling insults. This is why you will need your box of kleenex come November.
@@rack9458 I think they come prefab straight from the trump warehouse.
3:46 "I'm vegetarian." I love the pepper John throws down when Stephen is riffing. It's like comedic jazz. I'm convinced he makes them up on the spot and you can't convince me otherwise.
Bernie is at 31% and Pete is 21% in New Hampshire. We know who has the momentum. #Bernie2020
Don't worry, the DNC is working hard behind the scenes to fix it!
Boomers like Buttigieg. Most Gen Xers, Millenials, and Gen Y like Sanders.
Buttigieg is authoritarian and right-wing. Just because someone is part of the Democratic Party doesn’t mean they’re left-wing. If you’re a true liberal, Bernie is who you will like. If you’re a pseudo-liberal who cares more about lining the pockets of the rich (by screwing over the working classes) you’ll vote Buttigieg.
It says a lot that the Democratic establishment would rather Trump than Sanders. They pretend to care about people, but they’re just Republicans lite. At the end of the day, it’s all about money.
@@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 You are right, but it seems odd to me. I would think the boomers would like Bernie, but too many got scared in their old age. As a Gen-Xer I love Bernie! (but would love to see trump & Pete debate - Pete would trounce the senile old fool ha ha)
This has not aged well, has it? 🤣
Hunting Master: Uhh, Don Jr.? The deer's corpse, c'mon let it go, it's corpse has been cold for hours now.
Don Jr.: (sobs) It's just as warm as daddy now!
TheReal008Zulu 🤣🤣🤣
Well done so far everybody, well done!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this comment before I heard Colbert’s joke and just went, yeah that sounds about right
@@mattfox5806 Perfect.
Bloomberg is a conservative
Nuga Tron Most of them are by world standards. I recommend the video on *SomeMoreNews* about how Joe Biden should run against Trump as a Republican.
Better than Trump
@@PatrickHogan so true. By world standards, Bernie is somewhere between center-left and moderate left. Yang's a centrist. The rest of the Democratic field is center-right to hard-right/neoliberal. The only congressional Republican with a vestige of integrity (Romney) is, truthfully, a far-right neo-con. Most of the Republicans in office are a mixture of organised crime and ultra-right loonies.
What happened to the USA which shone a beacon for the rest of the world?
@@daddymuggle The takeover of sex and money happened sadly..
All rich people are. You get rich and stay rich by stealing from the working class.
say one thing for Bloomberg - trump hates him ... that makes me want to like him. But please .. Bernie has to win this
BIDEN '020 to save America from Donald Trump
YANG '024 to implement rational progressive policies
Biden will lose to trump.
We can't afford a "revolution" right now, we need to save the soul of the nation first, then continue on. BIDEN'20
Will Ritter , Yang has said he'd forgive and even pardon Trump.... Another rich man covering for other rich men. Tax the Rich, don't elect them.
Luis Espinoza Of course you can afford a «revolution». Because Bernie have polled higher than Biden (and Hillary) for bedring Trump.
Also, there is a reason why the people voted for Trump. People want chance, That’s way Obama was elected.
People don’t want that (in Bidens words): «Nothing will fundamentally change».
"Dream Trip with Don Jr.?" Well, I guess nightmares are a type of dream...
Stephen's impression of Eric Trump *cracks me up every time.*
@oil9vinergar ...wut
@@rocketamadeus3730 don't mind them, just a boomer responding to something they thought in their head but has no bearing on anything anybody actually wrote
I like his Bernie impression too.
Hope we see more of Eric
Yes, and so accurate it's amazing.
Biden once said Guliani uses three things in a sentence: a noun, a verb and 9/11. Biden is now doing the same: a noun, a verb and Obama.
That's a nasty line by Biden 🤣
And it worked.
GHUHHH!
Smartest thing Don Jr ever said.
Loooove his Eric impression 😂😂😂😂😂
He already seasoned himself🤣🤣
Biden needs to go away and just write his book"I know Barack Obama" .
😂😂😂
But Barack doesn't know me (the final sentence in the book).
I Rr i Clever thing to do right now....create division within the Democratic Party. Are you working for Putin and the Oligarchs? Wise up. You don’t attack writhing the Party, .....
@@KMcKee-qn6bo I'm with the progressive party. Not the establishment.
@@KMcKee-qn6bo Right, the party needs more unifying voices like Hillary !!!
Seems like Colbert doesn’t want Bernie either. Biden, Warren nor Pete can beat Trump.
#Bernie2020
Bernie is the only one that stand a chance against Trump. Biden is loosing his cool and people are taking notice
Either could beat Trump, esp Warren.
Moderates and independents, like me, don't want Sanders. He's too far left.
Chad Stephens well it depends how your district votes during the primaries
I'll take any Democrat over Trump, I don't care. They all sound fabulous, relatively speaking. Even Marianne Williamson, bless her heart.
Years from now we will look back at this week and wonder “why weren’t we discussing President Sanders campaign?”
Some of us were. :-)
Because the establishment (including Colbert) doesn't want Bernie.
Not we, YOU
Establishment puppet like Colbert won't talk bout that for sure
For real, wtf
Stephen Miller markings are all over this
And over everything in every room he ever was.
Seriuosly, I wouldn't want to go through the White House with an UV lamp.
Best joke lmao "GHggghhhhhaaaaa"! Awesome.
Omg, killin' it!!! This monologue had me rolling!
Damn! The writing in this monologue is on point! Bloody hilarious
Oh no.. lower ratings? That is the only part of all this that truly hurt Donnie...
Poor Donnie's ego was busted! Fewer people watched his lies!
Boycott Donny* until he's pushed out of office then prosecute him for his murderous & treasonous crimes
Unfortunately no one in the White House had the backbone to tell him...
That, and i bet, Nancy tearing his speech 😏
The news has been tough to watch lately. Moreso than usual.
9:31 "His crowd-pleasing catch phrase: GRRRRRRRRRUUUURUURUUUUUURUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGH"
Gotta give it to him, he speaks their language.
Glad I wasn't drinking anything at that point...I laughed so hard, I would have spit it all over my phone!
sailtheplains I don’t watch anything related to trump no point
I was streaming tears when he said that 🤣🤣
I think you missed a few HHHHHH in this transcript 😅
“Don Jr catch phrase” OMG i peed a little.🤣 Its just Too Good.
"Chad Wolf" sounds like the name of a Frat Boy parody.
I'll really miss the 'Don and the Giant Impeach' intro😭
Ndiba...
You didn't know?
That turned out to be yet another one of Colbert's storytime theater that failed and flopped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but don't worry little dem dem, they'll be a lot more flops from Colbert and CBS! 👍😁👍
they were hilarious
Someone should put them all together into one video. They were great! Always a laugh.
Yes, oh so bittersweet! No one better to laugh at than donnie dipshnit!
It's the only way to get through all the
💨BS...but an entire night's sleep 🤗 hello!!
#DUMPTRUMP2020
Same. I'm loving Fury Road to the White House.
Medicare for all, single pair!
Bernie 2020!!
H H crikey you don’t even spell his main policy correctly...single payer.
@@tonia4934 Bernie supporters are all idiots. How can they fall for a communist?
Best monologue ever! 😂👏👏👏
go Bernie my entire neighborhood praying for you and will be ready to vote.
I am jamaican observing what i had hoped would have been the removal of trump from the white house anyway without bemoaning that fact, i watched your programfrom the start to the finish do me a favor do not distract your citizens by easing up please continue to put on the pressure on him
yah, it looks like Trump can't be held accountable....they gave up, nothing is funny any more.
See, but I didn't get my hopes up in the first place.
Keep up the pressure. Maybe Trump will have a stroke.
David McCallum use that energy on your country President if you have any and mind your business idiot
David McCallum Unfortunately there are too many racist bigots and an educated voters in this country to hold the president accountable for his unlawful and illegal actions day by Day we are slowly losing our democracy
We're all pushing team Bernie!
Nathaniel Frankford 👍
yes we are
No we're not. But if he's the nominee, I'll vote for him.
Even if he's not the nominee , I'm voting for him.
Nathaniel Frankford : I like Bernie however not some of the online bullies who support him! Other "fans" should be policing these folks because it just turns voters off! You know who I'm talking about?
Love the idea of Bloomberg's "velocicopter!"
Stephen was on fire!
The throwing light bulbs at a van part was golden.
TransientMotion, I thought he said “FAN part”. I pictured a broken, dilapidated, old fan. Somehow, blades still working. Imagine chucking lightbulbs at a moving fan blade. And standing near the fan, ready to catch broken lightbulb glass in his face, is dum dum, Eric Trump! See? That’s funny.
Can I hunt don jr?
Please & thank you!
Absolutely
Sure. Just get a permit. And a shot for rabies.
@@chrissiek8706 oh I would be up to date on..... all my shots before going within 1 state of him, I'm not sure what did that to him but I dont want it
@Michael L I mean I am an excellent shot.... but alas no, I dont condone the hunting of mindless animals, it's just not fair
Now if I was knife hunting that's a different story
Veloci-copter? Great, now I want to see that. Oh! Wait! Do I get to use the Veloci-copter to hunt Don Jr.?! I'm up for that!
Dude this monologue was hilarious!😂
Feel the Bern!
Hunting "accidents" happen all the time. Just sayin'.
I'm more than ready November 2020🇺🇸 #voteblue2020
any blue wont do
Hope springs eternal indeed, he’s already lost his presidential bids 4 times. ( since the 80s). So now he’s the most electable?
Michael McBride, “Most Electable” is a false narrative put out there by the DNC and MSM, so they can keep the status quo intact, and the money coming into their pockets. Biden is no longer the Most Electable,...IF he ever was, in Reality. The Corporate Owners of the USA, don’t want Bernie Sanders to win the Primaries, bc if Bernie beats Trump in the General Election, there’ll be many changes here, for the better, for all ppl.
Hope: I spring eternal.
Delusion: Hold my beer.
In politics, if you want change as an outsider, you have to keep running to keep your name out there.
When the people decide to give up on their politician, then they will vote for another candidate.
Only because He's more moderate. He won't hold up.
Bernie 2020.....we are so bad we want health care.
Well put!
Health care is okay but is America ready to vote for a socialist?
@@Senaihh
Why not? He isn't advocating that we replace capitalism with socialism. He is advocating for regulated capitalism with a stronger social safety net. Like what exists in every developed country ON EARTH.
Ryan Beck and in fact existed in the US in the 1950’s. At least the business regulations.
@@ryanbeck7166 Most developed countries dont have a federal job guarantee.
When Eric goes hunting his best targets are the toes on his feet. Hasn't ever missed one yet!
That's ok. By the look of him, he was born with about 17 anyway
Shhhhh. I am hunting wabbits.........
BeardiusMaximus 😂
Eric can't hunt, he uses only his bublle gun, let's say he had an ✌️accident✌️with a pellet and developed a trauma that makes him going fetal while pooping his pants.... It's a real mess, you really don't want to see it.
Here's hoping for a big jam .
colbert does an amazing job delivering the lines with character.
Bernie: *is in the lead*
Colbert: "Looks like Bloomberg/Buttigieg is gonna win."
right..?
...
Bernie: I'm inevitable - *snap*
Sorry just a silly joke ^^
But the good thing is Trump will be totally surprised when he has to go against Sanders, cuz DJ's never even heard his name before... xD
@Pluralizes Everythings He has more delagates. They got the same in New Hampshire and Pete got two more in Iowa.
@Pluralizes Everythings I'm not saying anything about a conspiracy. Just find it funny the headline has anything to do with Bloomburg. The big news out of iowa was Sanders and Buttigieg, and Biden tanking. Just very typical of the way they frame things. Its in CBS's interest to downplay Bernie and pump up Bloomburg, its not a conspiracy. Colbert is in a weird situation, for a growing number of dems its just not enough anymore just to roast republicans. Can't tell if this is watered down corporate Colbert or just that the times are changing and his schtick is wearing thin
@Pluralizes Everythings No not everything is a conspiracy. But a pile of conflicts of interest and an error riddled reporting which apparently we're not allowed to fix because leaving errors in a report protects its integrity.... Here's the thing, the people following this process closely are going to know the DNC for what it was. And no amount of us standing here talking down to them is going to do any good come the general.
Face reality, call the nonsense out now. We need to sink the candidates they're trying to install now and hard.
PSA: on mobile, tab the bottom left of the video during a Bloomberg ad. Click "stop seeing this ad" and select repetitive.
*Bernie Sanders 2020! Without an incorruptible President, there can be no progress!*
MrManifolder no one is incorruptible
MrManifolder no one is incorruptible
MrManifolde: Will Bernie have AOC campaigning for him all around the country? If yes, we might as well just let Trump run uncontested.
Bernie is a rock. Check his record. Bernie 2020 & 2024 🔥🔥
Bernie isn't incorruptible; he fights harder than anyone to prevent himself from becoming corrupt.
LET'S GET THIS DONE TOGETHER BERNIE SANDERS FOR THE WIN IN 2020!!!
This aged like milk.
@@lachlanwashere1279 nope
Where is the CHEESE?
Good that the ratings fell. That's the best way to stick it to the IMPOTUS Reality Show. And I must say, that's a perfect capture of Don Jr.
VelociCopter 😂🤣😂That's funny!
That ending was PRICELESS!!! lol
You killed tonight, Stephen. Laid me out 😂
"er, um, Bernie Sanders" ...quick, bring out the talking dog!
Very true. Sad that the DNC also clearly dosent want real change. They sucumb to the highest bidder like the gop unfortunately. Both of these systems need to collapse already. Over inflated and over rated. We are fed up. Bernie or bust !
@@josephguzman4737 Every left-leaning politician promises that they want a better standard of living for the poor and middle class, yet when someone proposes any sort of real welfare implementation they want them out immediately. Instead of universal healthcare, you get Obamacare and some cruise missiles.
"Appled pies"...I love it when Stephen does his Mr Burns style wealthy-speak xD
Brian Wilson requests a boycott.
Brian Wilson is cool
Mike Love is, like Corn Pop, a bad dude
You got the Dream Hunt right the first time, I'd pay a lot for that!
Don Jr. The guy who's dad said he regretted naming him Don Jr.
Wouldn’t it be nice.., completely killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
1:32 reminds me of how much I miss the hungry for power games 😩
Bernie won
Bernie Sanders WON Iowa in all three category .❎
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@@no1nestandsalone387 Most votes. Most districts. Highest first and second choice. Only way he doesn't win is by rigging the system.
He won my heart years ago.
He did in 2016 too but maybe this time we’ll actually get to vote for him in the election
Ok, Don, Jr, we’ll give you a 10 minute head-start. Go.
How the hell can Stephen claim that Buttigieg is leading in New Hampshire? He's 10 percentage points down from Bernie. Stop being such massive panderers to the establishment.
By Iowa's stupid caucus rules, Buttigieg got two stinking more delegates than Sanders. Stop ignoring reality.
@@ValerieJNorse They're asking for a recanvass, so not yet
Valerie J. Norse except the comment referred to NH, not Iowa.
It's amazing to me that Bernie Bros exist in the same fantasy world as Trumpanzees. Bernie is not 10 points ahead in NH according to any credible poll, you absolute effing moron. He's 2-3 points ahead.
He said Bernie Sanders and Pete Buttigieg led Iowa and THEY are leading in New Hampshire. Buttigieg was behind in the poll that was shown here, but he’s still number two.
God damn it Stephen, your Trump junior intro resulted in my morning coffee being sprayed everywhere
You should have seen that comming 😅
@@chrissiek8706 it took me totally by surprise. Normally the image is likened to an animal or a person in a silly situation. It's not normally just an idiot-noise. Looking back now, totally should have seen it coming
Quote of the year: "Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh"
😆
He stole that from Eric!!
Had a really bad sad crying day & you Steven just made me laugh out loud 3 times, thank you...When it seems the darkest just listen to Steven for a few mins & the darkness goes away!
Corporate media trying realy hard not to talk about Sanders....
Weird thing ....
We can call Bloomberg many things, but "Relatable Everyman" is certainly not one of them.
Being a guy/gal you could have a beer with is totally irrelevant. Always, without fail, the only things that matter with a leader are intellect, wisdom and empathy.
@@ProjectFlashlight612
Good thing he doesn't have any of those either
Omg the durrrrr part .... my neighbors are awake now from the laugh I just made... it just fits him perfectly
Lmaooo just woke up my ol man.. He's so pissed rn... Grrrdarrahhaa 😭😭
I've seen many, but this is one of the best of all his monologues I've ever seen.
"What do you mean you can't find any dirt about Mayor Pete's wife?"
Not funny. Really.
Bernie 2020!
You just know Donnie's playing in the dirt again. He can't stay out of it!
He's also eating it... like I did when I was 5.
He's not so much playing in it as he is stomping down on it. Like stomping cockroaches! Trump 2020!
Shooting from a yacht? The beach boys must be those who collects the antlers while Jr celebrates his great sportsmanship on the yacht!
The Chad Wolf joke literally made me laugh out loud