Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen Up the block, there's a Walmart There's a place you can accessorize your pets A school, a tree, a couple of churches And no matter how hard anybody searches That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets It's the lamest place in the world But it just got a little bit better So don't disappear It's the lamest place in the world But I'm pretty sure it's not as lame as it was before Now that you're here Forty miles to the nearest river Sixty miles to the airport When we plan our escape That's where we're gonna have to be It's a shame, it's a sham, it's a terrible pity You got dragged away from New York City It's major suck for you, but it's amazing luck for me! It's the lamest place in the world But it just got a little bit better I'm happy to say: It's the lamest place in the world And you're completely exotic Intellectual, neurotic You would never have a shot Except you found the perfect guide! And though I don't really know you I can hardly wait to show you Every fake and freak, every fool and clown Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town Let 'em laugh they won't keep me down With you by my side! And it just got a little bit better! Amazing but true! Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots of flaws But maybe it'll be fine because It brought me to you!
Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen
Up the block, there's a Walmart
There's a place you can accessorize your pets
A school, a tree, a couple of churches
And no matter how hard anybody searches
That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets
It's the lamest place in the world
But it just got a little bit better
So don't disappear
It's the lamest place in the world
But I'm pretty sure it's not as lame as it was before
Now that you're here
Forty miles to the nearest river
Sixty miles to the airport
When we plan our escape
That's where we're gonna have to be
It's a shame, it's a sham, it's a terrible pity
You got dragged away from New York City
It's major suck for you, but it's amazing luck for me!
It's the lamest place in the world
But it just got a little bit better
I'm happy to say:
It's the lamest place in the world
And you're completely exotic
Intellectual, neurotic
You would never have a shot
Except you found the perfect guide!
And though I don't really know you
I can hardly wait to show you
Every fake and freak, every fool and clown
Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town
Let 'em laugh they won't keep me down
With you by my side!
And it just got a little bit better!
Amazing but true!
Yes, the lamest place in the world
Has lots of flaws
But maybe it'll be fine because
It brought me to you!
Thanks Jaffa :)
Please do Six next!!!
You should do a recording of this for an alto range!
Yes please i need it
God loves uu
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