r/Mildlyinfuriating | that's a scam lol

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  • @EmKay
    @EmKay  4 роки тому +1112

    Get 10% off a premium Ridge Wallet using code EMKAY! Just go to www.ridge.com/EMKAY

  • @elysian_5839
    @elysian_5839 4 роки тому +675

    lexis comback for everything is "im legally blind and i can do better" and i love that

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse 3 роки тому +36

      She's a master in making fun of own disabilities. An ability to be praised.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +8

      I'm legally blind too

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse 3 роки тому +19

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 Do you have a licence? Yo need to have a blind permit, or else you are illegally blind.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 3 роки тому +12

      @@aetherinfuse I'm not a Native English speaker, I'm asking genuiely.. what is the difference between being blind and being legally blind? Can you seriously be illegaly blind?

    • @magicmanhs7718
      @magicmanhs7718 3 роки тому +2

      @@billcipher8645 its a joke.

  • @emory7676
    @emory7676 4 роки тому +943

    "I came back, I miss the memes"
    Me with EmKay

    • @DENVICKED
      @DENVICKED 4 роки тому +9

      Ash ketchup I love pikachoke u I'm a big fan and your lickgreninga oh my god

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 роки тому +3

      @@DENVICKED I feel like they were auto corrected but the
      Sarcasm

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +1

      denvicked Pikachoke?? Wtf is that a power move?

    • @hexiguess
      @hexiguess 4 роки тому +1

      FALSEHOOD

    • @jacobg.406
      @jacobg.406 4 роки тому

      @@DENVICKED pikachoke...?

  • @Jet.b.l.a.c.k
    @Jet.b.l.a.c.k 4 роки тому +445

    Lexi: Whats up sexy. Im Lexi!
    Me: Whats up lexi. Im sexy?

  • @Nuniixo
    @Nuniixo 3 роки тому +285

    Lexi saying shes legally blind every two minutes is awesome

  • @Deathmage25
    @Deathmage25 4 роки тому +367

    in defense of deer not "properly" reaction to cars. they have had centuries if not millennia of evolutionary grounding for what sounds lead to threats in the forest. by contrast they have had roughly 1 century for automobiles and engines. that is no where near enough time for them to internalize that as a life threatening danger. it also doesn't help that as we advance cars we steadily make them quieter and quieter... making it even harder for deer to identify it as a threat.
    branch snaps= "oh shit predator near by"
    weird humming in the air= "huh what that sound fam?"

    • @swagnineeight05
      @swagnineeight05 4 роки тому +12

      but they can see the car "running" towards them. If a deer saw a predator running towards them, it would move. So why not with a car?

    • @depressocoffee806
      @depressocoffee806 4 роки тому +13

      @@swagnineeight05 cuz cars aren't predators duh

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 4 роки тому +9

      @@depressocoffee806 they shall be

    • @Deathmage25
      @Deathmage25 4 роки тому +25

      @@swagnineeight05 cars move on average much faster than a deer's natural predator, and give them even less reaction time. remember speed is relative, you in an approaching car coming up on a deer appear to have more reaction time because time is moving slower from your perspective. while in the typically stationary deer's case you are moving terribly faster.
      think about it like this they still take a moment to process a stick breaking before bolting, in that time the predator is still "stalking" typically giving them the time to run. stepping in front of a speeding car gives very few people time to process what they just encountered and react accordingly, let alone many other animals.

    • @polaknasieci1331
      @polaknasieci1331 4 роки тому +6

      @@Deathmage25 plus since they always die they can't warn other or learn to avoid cars

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth 4 роки тому +465

    The stripes after purple are simply ultraviolet, so we can't see them.

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 4 роки тому +17

      but what if we use an ultraviolet light detector and there's literally no painting there?

    • @waltervanbrunchem2462
      @waltervanbrunchem2462 4 роки тому +6

      @@Niseandryt then you're a nitpick.

    • @LLMT69
      @LLMT69 4 роки тому +3

      But how did you know😦

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому

      @@waltervanbrunchem2462 With good reason, the people who fucked that up, don't get to just get away with it on someones joke.

  • @danielpanganiban5316
    @danielpanganiban5316 4 роки тому +937

    I like how lexi’s insults always involve fruits or veggies mostly veggies

    • @thenamesvaston5002
      @thenamesvaston5002 4 роки тому +26

      Because veggies are EVIL

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 4 роки тому +20

      lol, motivationly challenged pineapple

    • @txtbelle
      @txtbelle 4 роки тому +3

      stolen meme police NOOOOO

    • @NyaMoon_
      @NyaMoon_ 4 роки тому +8

      Got an ad with a banana while reading you comment 😂

    • @alphaareus
      @alphaareus 4 роки тому +8

      Cuz she’s trying to be HEALTHY

  • @B0red379
    @B0red379 4 роки тому +344

    "You soggy zucchini."
    "You motivationally challenged pineapple."

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 3 роки тому +40

      My personal favourite was "you entitled, selfish, insensitive, genetically dumbified, pesticide laden radish"
      I used that with a friend of mine to perfectly describe our course lead 😂

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 роки тому +7

      @@EnchantingWings1
      I think “Motivationally challenged pineapple” is probably my favorite.

    • @a1shketchup
      @a1shketchup 3 роки тому +16

      I made my own "You chewy potato chip"

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 роки тому

      @@a1shketchup 😙👌

    • @EnchantingWings1
      @EnchantingWings1 3 роки тому +7

      @@a1shketchup I've personally just thought of "You absolutely inedible jolly rancher"

  • @adalidvargas6544
    @adalidvargas6544 4 роки тому +211

    "The ridge wallet can hold up to 12 cards" me who fit 13: *laughs in evil*

    • @coralhecrow4585
      @coralhecrow4585 3 роки тому +7

      You miss spelled *laughs in god*

    • @tristantheoofer2
      @tristantheoofer2 3 роки тому +6

      @@coralhecrow4585 *msipleling itnesfineis*

    • @seemundeemun7136
      @seemundeemun7136 3 роки тому +4

      Oh how many reverse uno cards I can use to trick my enemies.

  • @xstant1
    @xstant1 4 роки тому +266

    So for anyone wondering the difference between being blind and legally blind, there are some huge differences. You can still see a bit while being legally blind, which means you can see the difference between dollar bills and coins, etc. Being blind means you are fully blind, so you can’t see anything. Legally blind means you can still see some things.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 4 роки тому +3

      Why isn't it called half-blind?

    • @gadazlin6264
      @gadazlin6264 4 роки тому +19

      @@unoriginalperson72 because for legal reasons I need to wear my glasses when operating machinery, driving or shooting.

    • @starlord360xy24
      @starlord360xy24 4 роки тому +1

      You madlad!

    • @itsamemaro6531
      @itsamemaro6531 4 роки тому +2

      wait- i might be stupid for asking this but can he still read or did someone like write this down in braille for Lexi..

    • @astrophelX
      @astrophelX 4 роки тому +5

      @@itsamemaro6531 I don't have an answer to your question, but Lexi uses she/her

  • @blackgrimv9443
    @blackgrimv9443 4 роки тому +157

    Lexi: Its time for 'vague rage', I mean mildly infuriating.
    Me: Technically the truth.

  • @dirtblockbedrock
    @dirtblockbedrock 4 роки тому +156

    I love how Lexi insults people by calling them fruits or vegetables.

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 роки тому

      It's called art, respect it you racist Applebee's

    • @TheRiRiRiverest1
      @TheRiRiRiverest1 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed.

    • @Snow_Sailor
      @Snow_Sailor 2 роки тому +5

      She's like Gordon Ramsay but healthy food insults.

  • @BlueBunny0502
    @BlueBunny0502 4 роки тому +195

    Me: I can't quite place it, but the narrator sounds really familiar
    Narrator: Hey sexy, it's Lexi
    Me: *excitedly vibrating* Ah. That's why

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 4 роки тому +8

      Yes Lexi is so nice i love her and I get excited everytime i hear her intro in Emkay videos

    • @BlueBunny0502
      @BlueBunny0502 4 роки тому +2

      @@RestInReeses She's been in more than one?!

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 4 роки тому +1

      @@BlueBunny0502 yeah! Well, your comment was a week ago, and idk when exactly she joined, but she wasin a few other videos! :3

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 4 роки тому +9

      @Alicia Duvall Yes! Lexy is MTF trans! :3

    • @EchoTheSound0202
      @EchoTheSound0202 4 роки тому

      @@RestInReeses according to the narrator playlists her first emkay video was the r/technicallythetruth with the 3/4 chairs are there

  • @hannahcompton1200
    @hannahcompton1200 4 роки тому +683

    what’s up lexi, apparently i’m sexy

  • @CatLeKitten
    @CatLeKitten 4 роки тому +392

    I'm a fully grown adult that eats Lunchables.
    Try and stop me.

  • @ellabirdo8380
    @ellabirdo8380 3 роки тому +80

    I’ve never heard Lexi narrate before but I love her voice and her saying “hey sexy I’m Lexi” made me smile involuntarily

  • @jameskoplin
    @jameskoplin 4 роки тому +120

    Intro: "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
    Self confidence: +100

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 4 роки тому +239

    (Ad pops up)
    (tapped 0.001mm outside of the X button)
    *"You're not gonna last 40 seconds in this game!!!!!"*

    • @arikat9529
      @arikat9529 4 роки тому +7

      I was just reading Zuko fanfiction an low and behold HERE YOU ARE. *IT'S MAGIC.*

    • @lane-_-mass5006
      @lane-_-mass5006 4 роки тому

      Visible understand ment

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 роки тому +8

      You are right, I won't last 40 seconds because KILLER QUEEN ALREADY TOUCHED THAT PAGE

    • @gummyb3ars238
      @gummyb3ars238 4 роки тому +2

      Is that a porn game.

    • @lane-_-mass5006
      @lane-_-mass5006 4 роки тому +3

      @@gummyb3ars238 no dad it's Minecraft

  • @unfixingGem5017
    @unfixingGem5017 4 роки тому +233

    “What’s up sexy I’m lexi”
    Me: I have no more sadness

  • @striker7983
    @striker7983 4 роки тому +102

    Lexus: “warm cozy light, warm cozy light, Turkish prison”
    Me: can’t...breath...help.

    • @striker7983
      @striker7983 4 роки тому +9

      The auto correct put Lexus when lexy is not even a grammar mistake but okay

    • @Hexaphobia
      @Hexaphobia 3 роки тому +4

      Lexi go vroom vroom

    • @springtrap8434
      @springtrap8434 3 роки тому +3

      @@striker7983 yh i was wondering if you gave her a new nickname lol

  • @grevohsdraws1925
    @grevohsdraws1925 4 роки тому +382

    “Nice warm and cozy light, nice warm and cozy light, *-TURKISH PRISON-* “

    • @qaruda
      @qaruda 4 роки тому +12

      IM TURKISH

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 4 роки тому +7

      I snorted at that one

    • @grahamm9094
      @grahamm9094 4 роки тому +12

      Friends dad went to prison in turkey, showed him this, he said seems legit

    • @tahatimur5253
      @tahatimur5253 4 роки тому +1

      Can somebody explain that joke?

    • @flameeeeeeeeeee
      @flameeeeeeeeeee 4 роки тому +7

      @@tahatimur5253 ışık değişimlerinde bile sıcaklık farkı olduğu için soğuk bir akşamda diyor ki "Ilık , ılık , *S İ L İ V R İ* , ılık"

  • @xeaqhua
    @xeaqhua 4 роки тому +274

    Video: Ridge Wallet ad
    Title: that's a scam lol
    I see a pattern here

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv 4 роки тому +8

      My god!

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 4 роки тому +4

      Did you see the prices on those things?! DEFINITELY a scam.

    • @shungite3398
      @shungite3398 4 роки тому +7

      DragonAurora well it’s shiny

    • @Random-ne7uv
      @Random-ne7uv 4 роки тому

      @Jared Sabatelli YES

    • @saldan3985
      @saldan3985 4 роки тому +10

      It's basically a paper clip attached to a small metal box. With that price, of course it's a scam.

  • @pinkquartz3404
    @pinkquartz3404 4 роки тому +88

    Nobody:
    Lexi every 45 seconds:
    *GUYS I AM LEGALLY BLIND*

    • @kusog3
      @kusog3 4 роки тому +1

      Shorthand for I don't know what I'm looking at and I don't want to keep looking.

  • @orosvildheim
    @orosvildheim 3 роки тому +52

    15:43 : Honestly, a good part of the reason I watch these videos is to hear Lexi call someone a motivationally challenged pineapple.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 3 роки тому +2

      Motivationally challenged pineapple = ADHD = me -___-

  • @blutaylor9936
    @blutaylor9936 4 роки тому +86

    Hearing Lexi say "her jacket was clean" was so sweet.

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT 4 роки тому +331

    ““My biological parents did this.”
    Um, you want to tell us something Lexi?

  • @elpasocowboy
    @elpasocowboy 4 роки тому +107

    “Shame on you you soggy zucchini”
    Using this in a conversation.

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 роки тому +9

      good

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 4 роки тому +3

      Did you catch Texas Red yet

    • @grustache4569
      @grustache4569 4 роки тому

      An El Paso Cowboy that lines trash
      (use the line)

    • @elpasocowboy
      @elpasocowboy 4 роки тому

      Rex Jolles He was no match for the big iron on my hip..

    • @honjkz1899
      @honjkz1899 4 роки тому

      I'm gonna use this to insult someone in zoom calls

  • @TheUnreadableUser
    @TheUnreadableUser 3 роки тому +50

    lexi: I hate ads, and now they're putting them everywhere!
    also lexi: today's sponsor is ridge wallets!

  • @shaunclarke04
    @shaunclarke04 4 роки тому +60

    lexi: "i walk a lonely-"
    me: "road. the only road Ive ever known"
    me: "damn it, lexi. you made me wanna listen to that song. I've listened to it 5 times today!!"

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 4 роки тому +111

    The rusty scissors was so annoying, we have a lot of “stainless steel” things that have rust on.

    • @whatisgoingon8243
      @whatisgoingon8243 4 роки тому +8

      OhohoHOHOHO HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH SCISSORS THAT ARE STICKY AS HELL BECAUSE IT WAS USED FOR CUTTING TAPES!?

    • @Itstime4brakeatflake
      @Itstime4brakeatflake 4 роки тому +3

      @@whatisgoingon8243 I have

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 4 роки тому +6

      To be fair, stainless steel *can* rust, it's just much more resistant to it than regular steel.

    • @timehunter9467
      @timehunter9467 4 роки тому +2

      Worldmaker Yup, I tried cutting electrical tape that was unbelievably sticky and it was horrible. I spent ages cleaning them without water.

    • @anticonformity100
      @anticonformity100 4 роки тому +3

      "stainLESS" not stain never

  • @notthegratest4560
    @notthegratest4560 4 роки тому +87

    lexi: **talks abt how good this wallet is**
    me who uses wallet chains: shi-

  • @BEELZEBABE69
    @BEELZEBABE69 4 роки тому +69

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Lexi every three seconds: *im legally blind*

  • @_Blankspace_
    @_Blankspace_ 4 роки тому +195

    God: *creates humans*
    Humans: *Do very infuriating things*
    God: “It’s evolving, just backwards...”

    • @user-ed5bf1cp8h
      @user-ed5bf1cp8h 4 роки тому +4

      R/BestComments
      Lol

    • @rihayl7276
      @rihayl7276 4 роки тому

      High Lands devolving

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl 4 роки тому

      R/noahbringtheboat moment

    • @noahholden5360
      @noahholden5360 4 роки тому

      @@tapicyl why should I bring the boat????? I don't own one XD

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl 4 роки тому +1

      nanasdays ur joking right? Or have you not read the book of genesis.

  • @papytoasty7416
    @papytoasty7416 4 роки тому +79

    Lexi: "What's up sexy, Im Lexi and welcome to..."
    Me: :)

    • @MarkoBoyGamer
      @MarkoBoyGamer 4 роки тому

      I'm 11...... wait-

    • @Hekza0024
      @Hekza0024 4 роки тому

      Me who did alot of work to get lexi to say this: :D

    • @smeaz4723
      @smeaz4723 4 роки тому

      I felt the same way

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 роки тому +1

      you're at 69 likes i can't like

  • @kzcreationzmore
    @kzcreationzmore 4 роки тому +69

    Jokes on you I cant be mildly infuriated when our queen Lexi is narrating.

  • @fiend-off-the-grid
    @fiend-off-the-grid 4 роки тому +14

    9:07 Honestly, considering that most plastics put into recycling end up in landfills anyway, this is just a perfect metaphor

  • @foxtheraccoon343
    @foxtheraccoon343 4 роки тому +251

    Lexi: And why is it the pan flag?
    Me, crying that somebody knows about pans: thank you for remembering me. :)

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 4 роки тому +26

      Not pan myself but LGBTQ+, we know you’re here my dude and don’t let uneducated people get you down cause they don’t know a well known sexuality

    • @scepter7427
      @scepter7427 4 роки тому +4

      @@astoroidea6502 what's a pan

    • @oifelixcomeherebro1689
      @oifelixcomeherebro1689 4 роки тому +11

      The1gamer_uknown pan is short for pansexual. It means you are attracted to someone regardless of their gender.

    • @thomasbarnes2700
      @thomasbarnes2700 4 роки тому +12

      PANCAKES UNITE

    • @foxtheraccoon343
      @foxtheraccoon343 4 роки тому +4

      @@thomasbarnes2700 YAS

  • @guyshu7821
    @guyshu7821 4 роки тому +144

    “Motivationally challenged pineapple” soinds like a 2010s meme.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 4 роки тому

      Guyshu yeag

    • @mirraisnow6050
      @mirraisnow6050 4 роки тому

      Sounds like a fire emblem fates meme (takumi is called a pineapple)

    • @BigSealLover
      @BigSealLover 4 роки тому

      Sounds like a gen z meme*

    • @BigSealLover
      @BigSealLover 4 роки тому

      Get a pineapple, put a low quality sad face on it, then but big giant text under it saying “Motivationally challenged pineapple” and boom. Instant funny.

  • @lunarwings4481
    @lunarwings4481 4 роки тому +60

    "You soggy zucchini" Lexi, 2020

  • @moldyfloorboards
    @moldyfloorboards 4 роки тому +25

    "But I like my candy bars filled with spiders." 13:16

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 3 роки тому +7

      now your candy bars are filled with cat hair and sadness

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 3 роки тому +2

      @@shortleader0958 **Petting my cat and eating chips crying**
      Same thing

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 4 роки тому +379

    being called "sexy" every episode that lexi hosts is upsetting. i don't like being lied to

  • @squeakatu1981
    @squeakatu1981 4 роки тому +69

    My husband is the guy who takes things out of the microwave early and never ever presses clear, he also does the soap thing in the shower on the soap dish.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +1

      Wait I dont press clear either, I didnt think it was that annoying lol? I’d say thats still better than people who don’t cover their food with a napkin before warming it up.

    • @ray-wh3yv
      @ray-wh3yv 4 роки тому +3

      @@Tw0Dots **le gasp** i dont cover my food lmao should i???

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu 4 роки тому

      _-birb-_ I know I am rethinking what I’ve been doing my entire life

    • @squeakatu1981
      @squeakatu1981 4 роки тому

      @@Tw0Dots isn't it dangerous to put a napkin in the microwave?

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 4 роки тому

      my coworkers do this with the fryer vats like WHY YOU NO PRESS BUTTON?!?!?!

  • @mythrilly
    @mythrilly 4 роки тому +71

    Lexi: narrator
    Subreddit: r/mildlyinfuriating
    *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

  • @chaosmastergaming5442
    @chaosmastergaming5442 4 роки тому +6

    That “NO” at 0:12 has to be the funniest “NO” I’ve ever heard

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 4 роки тому +31

    "Motivatonally challelnged pineapple" is now my favourite insult

  • @whentheisthewhen5001
    @whentheisthewhen5001 4 роки тому +82

    my battery percentage: 87%
    me: **unplugs charger**
    my shouter: _charger is removed and you have _*_85%_*_ of battery left._

    • @notherelol
      @notherelol 4 роки тому +4

      Or
      34 battery
      Plug in
      82 percent

    • @insertname6333
      @insertname6333 4 роки тому

      Well yes bu-

    • @micah5641
      @micah5641 4 роки тому

      Shouter?

    • @whentheisthewhen5001
      @whentheisthewhen5001 4 роки тому

      @@micah5641 notification reader thingy

    • @mikaneous1140
      @mikaneous1140 4 роки тому +3

      My battery Percentage: 18%
      Me: **unplugs charger**
      My Phone: *Your phone charge is at 98%.*
      My Phone 6 Hours later: *Still at 98%, but it decides to Commit Shut down.*
      Me, realizing i downloaded an App that trolls me that my charge is full: *f U c K.*

  • @goofyahhguy22
    @goofyahhguy22 4 роки тому +163

    "Why is it the Pan flag?"
    Romainien flag: am i a joke to you?

    • @Nespire
      @Nespire 3 роки тому +10

      chad flag: 👁 👁

    • @elizar666
      @elizar666 3 роки тому +19

      I had a pan flag in my house and my mom (luckily) was very confused as to why I had the Romanian flag in my house 😅

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 роки тому +2

      @@elizar666 why luckily?

    • @atlas6477
      @atlas6477 3 роки тому +10

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Im guessing theyre not out to their mother

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah it annoys me a fair bit since well I’m Romanian

  • @LollipopSnowy
    @LollipopSnowy 4 роки тому +16

    I love Lexi’s voice so much argh-

  • @joshc5613
    @joshc5613 4 роки тому +44

    "r/mildlyinfury8ing"
    I will not forget this transgression

  • @omega1575
    @omega1575 4 роки тому +116

    “While everything is getting smaller” shows a smartphone which has only gotten larger
    Edit spelling

    • @adrimay
      @adrimay 4 роки тому +1

      Truuuuuueeeeeeee

    • @roharvanderbull7873
      @roharvanderbull7873 4 роки тому

      So other wallets claimed block rfid but didn’t

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 4 роки тому +1

      You don't _need_ to point out that you edited it for spelling.

    • @StonyCarrot1001
      @StonyCarrot1001 4 роки тому +1

      @F for Respect but it’s still nice to know because some people leave a comment then edit and change it all

  • @sharingheart13
    @sharingheart13 4 роки тому +36

    Normally, I skip ads, but there's something fundamentally wrong about skipping anything narrated by Lexi.

  • @joghnythegurue2710
    @joghnythegurue2710 3 роки тому +8

    I'm a simple woman; I hear Lexi, I like the video.

  • @isaacpatten4005
    @isaacpatten4005 4 роки тому +89

    I love when Lexi talks about herself in third person

    • @Manzz2
      @Manzz2 3 роки тому +1

      I thought he is a guy

    • @salmon-vanilla
      @salmon-vanilla 3 роки тому +14

      @@Manzz2 lexi is a girl. shes transgender

    • @awful871
      @awful871 3 роки тому +5

      @@salmon-vanilla once a guy always a guy

    • @bismuthhhhhhhhh
      @bismuthhhhhhhhh 3 роки тому +16

      @@awful871 once a baby always a baby

    • @capitcha
      @capitcha 3 роки тому +5

      @@bismuthhhhhhhhh biology

  • @smeaz4723
    @smeaz4723 4 роки тому +19

    "They're just cuddling.. look you dont wanna see this go any further this is how you end up with a MINI COOPER!"

  • @phoenixthings
    @phoenixthings 4 роки тому +22

    Lexi: Advertises wallet
    Me: Cool I guess
    Lexi: and it's shiny!
    Me: *I'LL taKe YoUr EntIrE stOcK*

  • @SassmasterMaxie
    @SassmasterMaxie 2 роки тому +8

    I love Lexi's energy so much. I could listen to her read out the dictionary tbh XD

  • @scottbailey9296
    @scottbailey9296 4 роки тому +36

    As a 16 year old in the lgbtq community scarred to come out to my friends and family I really like Lexi as a member of the emkay channel.

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 4 роки тому +6

      We believe in you!

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 4 роки тому +4

      Good luck!!! It's a hard journey, but you'll be better off. Even if your bio family doesn't accept you, you'll find people who will, and they'll be your family

    • @scottbailey9296
      @scottbailey9296 4 роки тому +2

      @@batking4342 hey Emily thank you very much, I do already have a boyfriend and I'm just scarred to come out as my brother did and was kicked out.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +4

      scott bailey oof wow, definitely don’t come out until you have a good living place on your own
      Edit: Obviously you already know that but oh well

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 4 роки тому +3

      @@lovelykitty42 agreed with Aesthetic. Safety over comfort. Good luck.

  • @seal-s3212
    @seal-s3212 4 роки тому +25

    No one:
    Lexi for 100th time: im legally blind

  • @odysseusgaming7157
    @odysseusgaming7157 4 роки тому +35

    The holy trinity of calling you positive things: Fainted, Lexi, And Ot.

  • @girlartist1105
    @girlartist1105 2 роки тому +3

    18:16 also dont take someones freaking glasses off and ask "can you see", if we need glasses then we probably either cant see without them or we cant see as far

  • @Zane42010
    @Zane42010 4 роки тому +30

    Lexi: "I walk this lonely- wait, where did the road go?"
    Me: "The only one that i have ever known"

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 роки тому

      don't know where it goes
      but its home to me and i walk alone

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 4 роки тому

      I walk this empty street
      on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

    • @maclikescartoons
      @maclikescartoons 4 роки тому

      @@theaveragecomment1014 and im the only one and i walk alone

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 4 роки тому

      @@maclikescartoons
      I walk alone, I walk alone, I walk alone. I walk a

    • @stnimrod157
      @stnimrod157 4 роки тому

      @@theaveragecomment1014 My shadows only one that walks beside me

  • @Dread0-0
    @Dread0-0 4 роки тому +48

    no one:
    literally no one:
    lexi: "I aM LeGalLy BlINd"

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 роки тому +18

      hey i had to work hard for that legal license to be blind

    • @Dread0-0
      @Dread0-0 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheLexikitty lol

    • @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as
      @majaaaaaaaaaawith10as 4 роки тому +5

      Unfortunately I can't be blind because it's illegal to be blind in Russia

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 4 роки тому +43

    And we know Mister Beast isn't involved in that scam, they stole his face.

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 4 роки тому +3

      As a person who watched it in boredom, I can say MrBeast isn't in it.

    • @HarmonicaMustang
      @HarmonicaMustang 4 роки тому

      His Honey ad campaign made me as fond of him as a mosquito, and I've never even seen his content.

  • @StupidAnimation
    @StupidAnimation 4 роки тому +8

    Drinking game: every time Lexi says legally blind, take a sip

  • @lifame8706
    @lifame8706 4 роки тому +210

    ye man just saw it on my recommended. perfect timing

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 4 роки тому +19

    Lexi: Shush! All your candy bars are filled with spiders!
    Muffet: *Intensifies spider dance as she types more and more captions just like it*
    (also, don't forget to check out babyzone for creating the thing ign stole)

  • @CoinKid
    @CoinKid 4 роки тому +48

    Me: skip skip skip sponcer
    Also me: frick i went to far
    Also also me: goes back and sees the sponcer again
    Lexi: mildly infuriating

  • @Dimension-hs7uk
    @Dimension-hs7uk 4 роки тому +17

    I love everyone on EmKay, each of them have a personality that makes them amazing and loveable 😊

  • @Mosslistic
    @Mosslistic 4 роки тому +21

    ‘Bulky wallets’
    *Laughs in no money*

  • @dominicstanley7958
    @dominicstanley7958 4 роки тому +56

    As I listened to the beginning I said, "THIS SOUNDS LIKE LEXI!" I didn't know you did readings for emkay 😁 love you girl
    Edit: misspelled Lexi's name

    • @renroberts1045
      @renroberts1045 4 роки тому +3

      IKR When I heard her voice I was like shocked! I love Lexi

    • @Firebird-6200
      @Firebird-6200 4 роки тому +8

      Wait her??
      I thought it was a guy-
      Uhh oops-

    • @pipstix5487
      @pipstix5487 4 роки тому +6

      Firebird6200 -- Lexi is trans and goes by she/her. dw i didnt know until i checked out her insta

  • @karm3lkitty71
    @karm3lkitty71 4 роки тому +16

    "You soggy cucumber" that is one of the most creative insults I have ever heard.

  • @amazingtoad7244
    @amazingtoad7244 3 роки тому +12

    I love lexi’s voice too much, you can hear the smile

  • @beeisdumbaf
    @beeisdumbaf 4 роки тому +15

    8:07 : Somebody skipped math in their Architecture class
    Now they put the ceiling in the wrong place
    It looks really dumb -

  • @jdturtleboy2961
    @jdturtleboy2961 4 роки тому +14

    Me having ocd: I shouldn’t watch this
    Me 20 minutes later: another one

  • @fingergunsheyyy2767
    @fingergunsheyyy2767 4 роки тому +79

    "It comes in many colors, including rose gold,
    *carbon titanium,* "

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 3 роки тому +4

      gold is technically a color

  • @tash4270
    @tash4270 4 роки тому +3

    Being called sexy at 5.30 am after being awake for a couple hours with anxiety.... awwww 🥰 you’re delightful

  • @AzosREBORN
    @AzosREBORN 4 роки тому +67

    When You Think the word "scam" is free: *BUY BUY BUY*
    And then you realized your life savings are gone: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @Jabcat-ov7ln
    @Jabcat-ov7ln 4 роки тому +15

    take a shot every time lexi said they’re legally blind

  • @sizzleyfries3421
    @sizzleyfries3421 4 роки тому +65

    Anybody else notice how lexi's voice was deeper during the ridge sponser or was it just me?

    • @littleyellowdeer
      @littleyellowdeer 4 роки тому +12

      SizzleyFries maybe it’s like a “professional voice” that just...happens

    • @tomcommenter2650
      @tomcommenter2650 4 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @fireoflife5219
      @fireoflife5219 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe his mic is farther away because he’s reading the company script thing

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm 4 роки тому +14

      @@fireoflife5219 i think lexi uses she/her!! :D

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 роки тому +8

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 4 роки тому +27

    13:50
    the first thing I thought when I saw this was “oh cool the pan flag 💖💛💙 :)”

    • @tired3011
      @tired3011 4 роки тому +1

      is your pfp Patton?

    • @Kathylovesart
      @Kathylovesart 4 роки тому +1

      @@tired3011
      Maybe :)
      (Yes the answer is yes-)

    • @tired3011
      @tired3011 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kathylovesart i thought so. it’s really cute.

    • @corrosivestar
      @corrosivestar 3 роки тому +1

      ... a fander I find?

    • @Kathylovesart
      @Kathylovesart 3 роки тому +1

      @@corrosivestar
      Maybe :)

  • @keahliejeancruz
    @keahliejeancruz 4 роки тому +6

    lexi's voice just puts me in a good mood like she just sounds so sweet

  • @greentea1396
    @greentea1396 4 роки тому +101

    "How popular are you?"
    Emkay: i got 2k views in 4 minutes

    • @marsimane259
      @marsimane259 4 роки тому +6

      I don't want to be that guy, but it should be "we" not "I" cause emkay is a team not 1 person. I'm sorry for being like this but a ton of people refer to emkay as a singular person and it's starting to get to me 😅

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 4 роки тому

      @@marsimane259 yeah sorry and you don't have to type a whole essay
      I'm sorry for wasting your time typing that essay

    • @marsimane259
      @marsimane259 4 роки тому +3

      @@greentea1396 oh it's no problem, typing essays on the internet is my passion and aesthetic 😂 have a good day dude 😊

    • @greentea1396
      @greentea1396 4 роки тому +1

      @@marsimane259 you too :D

    • @undertalegamer8571
      @undertalegamer8571 4 роки тому

      There's a CaptainSauce video on UA-cam where he got 80K likes in 4 hours.

  • @deadinsidedoggo6835
    @deadinsidedoggo6835 4 роки тому +11

    Whats mildly infuriating? You charge your iphone or ipad on a position that your device is most likely to fall then it falls and bents your fricking charger

  • @the866-sushi
    @the866-sushi 3 роки тому +8

    15:05
    They're playing a game of rush hour! Leave them be.

  • @phillyjoe4798
    @phillyjoe4798 4 роки тому +46

    Did you ever wonder what Emkay theme is? It is called “all bets are off” it’s from cuphead!!!

    • @IaintStoopid
      @IaintStoopid 4 роки тому +2

      Joe Phillips just recently got cuphead for the ps4, i felt like it was familiar but couldn’t pick out where from, thanks,

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 4 роки тому

      Yeah, i commented that on the first emkay video i ever watched, awesome.

  • @hitthetraget8233
    @hitthetraget8233 4 роки тому +6

    10:23
    Someone did it over 2 spaces, came over to my car and said "sorry, you cant park there" in the most petty voice i've heard

  • @obnoxioussoul2376
    @obnoxioussoul2376 4 роки тому +7

    When they said “you motivationally challenged pineapple”... I felt that

  • @wachinga
    @wachinga 3 роки тому +3

    Good to see Lexi putting her r/rareinsults skills to the test

  • @Lucas-qt5uu
    @Lucas-qt5uu 4 роки тому +15

    Me: I think I'll check out that wallet because it looks cool.
    Price: Us$ 75
    Me: Nevermind

  • @marbleracingstudios9552
    @marbleracingstudios9552 4 роки тому +64

    EmKay ads are just so much better. It could just be Lexi’s voice, but still. I actually want a wallet now, and I’m only 14
    Edit: Ok, well I guess a lot of kids have wallets, too

    • @sonder3101
      @sonder3101 4 роки тому +4

      Most people I know have a wallet(I’m 15)and I’ve had one for a couple years it’s not that weird

    • @Handomondo
      @Handomondo 4 роки тому

      I’m 11 and I have a wallet

    • @paul-lm2yo
      @paul-lm2yo 4 роки тому

      What is so weird about having a wallet with 14?

    • @ThreeGachaTeers
      @ThreeGachaTeers 4 роки тому

      im 12 And i have 2, one is empty so yh qwq

    • @whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219
      @whotalkedwhilekirtwastalki3219 4 роки тому +3

      I’m a pre-born 2 week old fetus and I have a wallet.

  • @touchthatrhino639
    @touchthatrhino639 4 роки тому +21

    15:00 It’s just a game of life sized rush hour.

    • @Zephricfox
      @Zephricfox 4 роки тому +3

      i know right...
      no one seems to see that

    • @egdog5169
      @egdog5169 3 роки тому +1

      Damn that got me some childhood nostalgia I played with that thing for like 475 hours total

  • @thenames_mistake_9733
    @thenames_mistake_9733 4 роки тому +2

    lexi calling us all sexy is the only technical compliment I've ever gotten and I realized that is very sad

  • @insertname6333
    @insertname6333 4 роки тому +21

    "First!"
    That is infuriating on personal level but still can find it on every videos that exist

  • @toastandbutter7367
    @toastandbutter7367 4 роки тому +41

    Trump: **exists**
    Everyone with brain cells: r/midlyinfuriating

    • @42xeloR
      @42xeloR 4 роки тому +2

      the way you spelt r/mildlyinfuriating is r/mildlieinfuriateing

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 роки тому

      @Robert’s Channel Of Random Stuff ALT What?

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 роки тому

      @@toastandbutter7367 wym what

    • @ShonaS
      @ShonaS 4 роки тому +1

      i think your going to learn how the internet works soon here, but word of advice, your not allowed an opinion on the internet

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 роки тому

      Line Over Time What’s that supposed to mean lol

  • @eggboy13uwu65
    @eggboy13uwu65 4 роки тому +4

    Let's appreciate that at 7:30 emkay blurred out the name so we won't get any spoilers

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 3 роки тому +2

    9:33 I started a new job 2 weeks ago and worked in retail for the past two years, and this made me appreciate not working in it so much more. Soooo many people did this it was unbelievable. People genuinely just set things down and walk away forgetting it.

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 4 роки тому +13

    "I wouldn't touch a water bottle if it was left overnight or something"
    .... Why? It's WATER. It LITERALLY cannot go bad, unless you leave it in the bottle, under the sun, for like DECADES. And even there, it's not that water that went bad, but the bottle.
    Sure it will be a bit warm overnight, but adding a few crushed ice cubes or leaving it in the fridge for an hour, is all it takes!

    • @TheLexikitty
      @TheLexikitty 4 роки тому +1

      Overnight probably fine, but over a day or so in a closed enviornment you will start to get mildew/etc in the top side of the bottle.

  • @mokko759
    @mokko759 4 роки тому +19

    Fun fact: Heinz also did a ketchup and mayo blend called Mayochup. The fun part of this? Mayochup means shit-face in Cree.

    • @taramcareavey6723
      @taramcareavey6723 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @КаналВорона-в9д
      @КаналВорона-в9д 4 роки тому

      We call it ketchunaise here

    • @mokko759
      @mokko759 4 роки тому

      @@КаналВорона-в9д That's basically what everybody calls it but Heinz decided they were going to market it as Shit-Face in a squeezy bottle.

    • @Greenicegod
      @Greenicegod 3 роки тому

      Here in Utah, we just call it fry sauce

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 4 роки тому +5

    I didn't realize there was a wallet ad and I thought, for the longest time, it was just some weird meme. I'm ashamed at how long it took me. 🤦🏼‍♀️