1:53 That site is a beautiful monstrosity; yes, it's in 3D, but that's not crazy. HTML5 is more than capable. What I'm more surprised of is the fact that it has the aesthetic of something from 1997. Even though it does things that no '97 site could even dream of.
if its so easty csn u tell me how to make it?bc i wanna do that but diffetent aesthetic like aersome dark horror pixley 3d like thay one thonhut but not doom like it
@@falseworship I'm not saying it's easy, not by a long shot. In fact, I don't know how to do it. But I know it's possible because people have been able to make Wolfenstein 3D in HTML5, not to mention three.js, a 3D library that uses, you guessed it, HTML5. But if you wanna learn how to do it, there really is no better way than to look it up.
That was fun. People people have such fun pages, it's a shame that classic style pages aren't practical in the way that makes them worth visiting normally. Also I wonder if you appreciated the 88x31 "Web Design is my Passion" gif I used in my submission. I wasn't sure if it was gonna make it into a video, but if you want to say how you feel about it here then I would love to hear it. The rest of the site isn't content worthy though.
"it's a shame that classic style pages aren't practical in the way that makes them worth visiting normally" clearly we are very different because my weekly multi-hour long neocity visits say otherwise
@@sonicSnap They are worth their weight as more of an artform rather than useful and nice looking pages. I as someone who is more sensitive to visual noise can't appreciate them as much but they definitely look great. I just focus my practice to making my page look good enough for some with curiosity to look at it.
very bonko video. also that rap goes unbelievably hard, beyond all measure. btw, did anybody link you to the interactive antonymph experience site? it's like a music video thing for the song of the same name and it's cool as shit, makes use of browser popups and stuff. really cool experience
bongo vid dude. sooo bonko. this is a real booonkkoooo. it’s so bonko. i’m just feeeling booonnnkooo after watching this. and that rap was just so bonko. a real bonko beat
belle, I just want to say thank you for being my favourite UA-cam channel. your content honestly brightens up my day, and I’ve shown your content to my classmates and colleagues and they all agree your content is amazing. the overall style of it reminds me of some of my favourite UA-camrs, but you combine the styles into a way that’s both original and funny. keep making great content. I’ll be back in the comments once you post your next video with more kind words. -Crushed
@@okayxairen2 One time I found a giant chinese mantis in my back yard and it was so big it was like the size of my hand but it was super friendly and it let me hold it and it seemed to enjoy when I gave it gentle pets with my finger
Oi I ain't sure if this counts or is acceptable but I think a really cool visual novel is hosted on neocities, the direct link is corru dot observer but it's got a lot of content, is that of interest? Still too much of a coward to go into the discord to submit it over there, my apologies
i think i pulled the leo dicaprio pointing pose during this video too many times. thats my mutual!!! and thats my mutual!!! mutual?!?!! my neocities neighbours/mutuals i lobe u
hey buddy. its bjerk. DONT mess up her name again.
IM SORRY
bjerk
bjork
bjeck
Bjack
7:15 this rap part goes so hard for no fucking reason i love it
I need a full version on Spotify
i love the idea of 1 youtuber singlehandily reviving the dead part of internet
LMFAO ill try my best
@@okayxairen2do u mind if I use this video idea
feel free ! @@GrahamboPC
oh, neocities was never dead.
geocities is. rip. neocities just dug up the corpse.
@@squiddunecromancy is fun!! :)
1:53
That site is a beautiful monstrosity;
yes, it's in 3D, but that's not crazy. HTML5 is more than capable.
What I'm more surprised of is the fact that it has the aesthetic of something from 1997.
Even though it does things that no '97 site could even dream of.
The 3d website was made by j from glass beach!! they make banger music :33
What's the address of the site?
if its so easty csn u tell me how to make it?bc i wanna do that but diffetent aesthetic like aersome dark horror pixley 3d like thay one thonhut but not doom like it
@@falseworship I'm not saying it's easy, not by a long shot.
In fact, I don't know how to do it.
But I know it's possible because people have been able to make Wolfenstein 3D in HTML5, not to mention three.js, a 3D library that uses, you guessed it, HTML5.
But if you wanna learn how to do it, there really is no better way than to look it up.
kirby rap from heaven
konoha pfp spotted ❗❗
At first i'm like "oh hey konoha pfp"
then i see who it is
hiiiii i know you
i feel like hell would be more appropriate
A bonko rap
HOLY MOLY THE KIRBY RAP, SHEESH
Ngl that was a banger
TY
dude that kirby rap was fuckin bonko
This is the most zoinking bongotublular bonko video ever
Zoinking?
>>>TIDAL>>>
0:50 i love how this channel already has an inside joke that makes me laugh my organs out that nobody else i know would understand
donald
Kirby rap went so hard for absolutely no reason. Subscribed out of pure fear
LOL
I’m an amateur in making little hobby websites and that 3D wizard site blew my MIND
those raps u made were so fire yo 🔥🔥🔥🔥 keep up the epic work !!
ill try
this is a true bonko video
can't believe how neocities websites are really advanced and cool, while mine is just a comic book website.
True
me be like: plaintext
That was fun. People people have such fun pages, it's a shame that classic style pages aren't practical in the way that makes them worth visiting normally.
Also I wonder if you appreciated the 88x31 "Web Design is my Passion" gif I used in my submission. I wasn't sure if it was gonna make it into a video, but if you want to say how you feel about it here then I would love to hear it. The rest of the site isn't content worthy though.
I saw it !! Good stuff :3
"it's a shame that classic style pages aren't practical in the way that makes them worth visiting normally" clearly we are very different because my weekly multi-hour long neocity visits say otherwise
@@sonicSnap They are worth their weight as more of an artform rather than useful and nice looking pages. I as someone who is more sensitive to visual noise can't appreciate them as much but they definitely look great. I just focus my practice to making my page look good enough for some with curiosity to look at it.
@@benji-menji some are useful!! mostly on neocities and not straw.page as featured in this video though. i get the sensitivity to visual noise too :(
0:38 counter is not there i think we broke it
i made the website, it depends on which browser you use (silly)
for some reason ublock has blacklisted the counter url
uBlock is blocking the counter.
yeah ion know why that happenin 😭
that kirby rap went hard tho
whenever i saw a site i knew of i started clapping my hands i love these videos
the Kirby rap is true art. my ears are blessed now. thank you
By the way, I WILL be doing a second part of this! Feel free to submit in my discord! discord.gg/fTfpy9szTg
the whathow counter is currently at 4118012
Do .eep sites
neocities is basically just modern day geocities
i use neocities :)
There needs to be a sequel to this video.
There's so many other brilliant neocities sites to explore that can't be simply contained to just one video.
that kirby rap was actually really good!
thanjs
this is my favorite video series on this god-forsaken platform
we need more kirby rap
when I heard the petscop music I freaked out for some reason (also I just found ur channel and I love ur videos!!)
my chosen name is literally from petscop LOL, belle leskowitz :3
i would pay for these kinds of videos.theyre SO GOOD
i have a patreon!>:)
@@okayxairen2 mmmmmm good idea
🔥🔥🔥🔥FIRE KIRBY BEAT🔥🔥🔥🔥
when dot onion video :(
Now that would be bonko
the kirby rap was so good it took me back to starbomb's parody rap videos
huge compliment i grew up on those lmao
very bonko video. also that rap goes unbelievably hard, beyond all measure.
btw, did anybody link you to the interactive antonymph experience site? it's like a music video thing for the song of the same name and it's cool as shit, makes use of browser popups and stuff. really cool experience
ill have to look into it!!
Yeah, I'm gonna need a full version of that kirby rap.
this is TRULY the MOST bonko vid EVAR!!!
this is so neocities frl
This is a certified bonko video classic
Donald Eugene Webb is literally the mascot of this whole channel
cant wait for the full bonko video about Jeffery Bezos Bubble Blast.
Very bonko video xairen, you should make a video for domains of different countries like .uk and .bd
This is a BONKO video Ms. Okayxairen!
this video is very bonko. very beautiful. very powerful.
WE MAKING IT OUT DREAM LAND WITH THIS ONE
I found this video by pure chance qnd loved every second of it
babe wake up, new okayxairen video just dropped!!
the summoning salt reference is fire
i swear i will try and slow down that full cover of that song 4:50 and post it on youtube you CANT STOP ME MJAHUHAUAHAHUMAH
did you do it yet
@@usedtobeifb i have failed
@@rusteds DISGRACE
no way did someone come up with a vrchat concept before vrchat was born
WE BALLING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yesssss a neocities video. Thanks for the jokes, and reminding me to work on my website. Thanks.
1:54 no way is that #3, also known as rhubard by aphex twin (richard d james, the dice man, afx, the tuss, blue calx, brian tregaskin, etc.)?
bongo vid dude. sooo bonko. this is a real booonkkoooo. it’s so bonko. i’m just feeeling booonnnkooo after watching this. and that rap was just so bonko. a real bonko beat
belle, I just want to say thank you for being my favourite UA-cam channel.
your content honestly brightens up my day, and I’ve shown your content to my classmates and colleagues and they all agree your content is amazing.
the overall style of it reminds me of some of my favourite UA-camrs, but you combine the styles into a way that’s both original and funny.
keep making great content. I’ll be back in the comments once you post your next video with more kind words.
-Crushed
GWAAAA THIS COMMENT IS SO DAMN SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH
@@okayxairen2 Do you have a discord server? I’d like to show my support more
I also want to pirate 87,565 copies of Jeffery Bezos Bubble Blast and post it there 👍
I epxloded the moment the kirby trap track started
my bad
@@okayxairen2 nah, that earned you a subscriber on God 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
We need a fill version of the Kirby rap
life or bath for cat 2: electric boogaloo
0:59 bidge ork
vid goes hard but bidge ork 😫
your videos make me have bad thoughts sometimes, thank you
my bad
you should make a video about windows 7 themes
WE NEED A FULL VERSION OF THE KIRBY RAP
i made a version without the fadeout for patreon but i cannot write any more freaky kirby lyrics im sorry
I don’t know how I got here, all I could say is that this is very interesting
w rap at the end holy fuck
ty!!
that kirby rap is DEAD FIRE
WE GETTING OUT OF DREAM LAND WITH THAT SICK BEAT🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Prayimg mantises are SO CUTE!!!! :3
TRUE
@@okayxairen2 One time I found a giant chinese mantis in my back yard and it was so big it was like the size of my hand but it was super friendly and it let me hold it and it seemed to enjoy when I gave it gentle pets with my finger
thats fucking awesome
notification called, the counter overflowed.
That rap reminds me of kirby2cool 😂
top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss.
that kirby rap was fire
2:27 homie was just a little hungy
#3 ON THE SPEEDRUN BOARD BABBYYYY
hell yeah new video!!! the jeffrey bezos bubble blast speedrun section was incredible
also I would 100% buy a xairen plushie if I could
bonko video
i will look into plushies...
another unhinged masterpiece, beautiful
i wish to purchase the aforementioned xairen plush and will graciously give my life savings for such
9 bilion dolar
bonko bideo buddy KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! U GOT THAT RIGHT!
i get a sinking feeling
The last rap rocks. Nice.
classic j refrence from hit band glass beach.
Dude that sites counter is over 18 mil already
girl you could do a really good jason griffith sonic impression if u tried
KIRBY RAP LET'S GO
the america one sent me into a coughing fit D:
3:48 w h a t i s s o n g
battle against a machine
Battle against machine - Earthbound
3:24 I CAN'T FIGHT IT PLEASE
My favourite bonko video
New subscriber here! Just found you while trying to find something else. Not a bad way to spend 7 minutes 49 seconds of my life at all tbh.
1:32 PETSCOP SONG MENTIONED 🗣🗣
Oi I ain't sure if this counts or is acceptable but I think a really cool visual novel is hosted on neocities, the direct link is corru dot observer but it's got a lot of content, is that of interest?
Still too much of a coward to go into the discord to submit it over there, my apologies
thats on my list!
being real tho that rap was crazy 😭😭
ty i wrote it in 3 minutes
3:36 Battle against a machine- earthbound
cool video
- the guy who made the thumbnail text for the .onion video
shhhh spoulers..
i'm fully bonkopilled, i'm BONKOing out as a matter of fact.
Hello Grandson You Forgot My Groceries
-Sent from my Apple Mini Fridge Pro
5:11 about the weezer82 gif, as an earthbound fan who has beaten the game twice, what sanctuary guardian was this????
i think i pulled the leo dicaprio pointing pose during this video too many times. thats my mutual!!! and thats my mutual!!! mutual?!?!! my neocities neighbours/mutuals i lobe u
thats really cool!! ill definitely return to neocities again
if there is a counter, there is a goal.
time to pull up my bot once again :3
absolutely bonko video okayxairen
if xairen died 2014, who make the movie?
the counter is at 4.4 million bonkos
now, i dont know what a neocity is, but i know what a NEOTANK IS LET'S GO
2:47 DUEL ONE, LET'S ROCK
that with the thing in it was cool i think
love the beejork cursor