Here at our company, our employees are more than just that. They're family to us. That is why, due to their generous contributions that they provide to us, we offer them only the best amenities. One of those amenities has been proven to increase productivity in our employees by 23 percent. With an extra 10 minute break, employees can recharge and destress in the break room, where they can focus on themselves, and then when their break is over, they can get back to work feeling refreshed. Our company is always hiring for new candidates, and we'd be happy to have you as a part of our family.
Step 1: Wake up Step 2: Workout Step 3: Put on suit Step 4: Make coffee Step 5: Look out of glass window on 50th floor Step 6: Dream about world domination Step 7: Open Thinkpad or MacBook Step 8: Start crushing souls
"In these unpressidented times, we as a family have had a lot of struggles. We've overcome many challenges, and I think it's time that we have a break. Vacation: So we can take a break."
*SMILE* HAHAHAHA good joke @nuclearfrog306 (Please don't cut my wage) Here at _generic company_ it is our job to best attend your needs and get you the support you deserve!
in these unprecedented times, we're all in this together as we make the change to help out members of our community. here at company, the future of our bustling, diverse, minimum wage workers are here for you twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. you are amazing. you are girlboss. you... are company.
Hi, I enjoy this business music a lot! It inspires me to do lots of business, with my business partners. We make deals, shake hands and have meetings. Thank you for this inspiring playlist of business music.
Same, I can't stop shaking hands with my partners. It has been 7 years and I'm still doing it without stopping. It has honestly gone to a point where my sanity has began to fade away. I'm in immense pain and I want it to stop, but this music makes me feel too inspired to stop. This is a cry for help.
Well at least they’re all chord-inated :) Nah but seriously though I can feel my soul being sucked out of me with every boring layer of instrument that gets piled on. It’s really depressing.
Absolutely game-changing playlist! It's a symphony of strategic synergies, actualizing thought leadership with each note. The auditory alignment with my cross-platform initiatives is unparalleled. It’s an innovative, KPI-resonating, stakeholder-engaging masterpiece. A disruption in the corporate music sphere. This isn’t just a playlist, it's a sonic blueprint for operational excellence and robust value-addition! 💼🎵🚀
If you ever say anything that soulless ever again, I will break into your home, strap you to a chair, and force you to listen to the most vulgar death metal songs possible while also showing you cartel torture videos.
lets circle back next week when we can leverage those actionable items. we dont have the bandwidth for a full paradigm shift, lets hurry up and get our ducks in a row
As an aspiring composer who understands how difficult it is to make good music, I love these songs as they inspire me to ignore my actual goals and make a resume for a part-time job in my sophomore year of high school. These songs remind me that people don't try as hard as I do, because these songs have little to no composition work put into them and were probably made by artificial intelligence. Gosh, do I wish I could work by doing no work, but I have to sit in my low-chair and work towards my childhood dream that I'm too terrified to tell my parents I have not the will to work towards it like I used to. Now I sit in noise as I am perplexed by Reality and understand how I have never expanded beyond my bubble of the world. I need a therapist.
Lmao same. Don't worry, if things keep escalating in the world things will fall apart and work be a thing of the past, the only thing that will matter is your loved ones and savouring the moments
the composers of these songs probably meant it for the purpose of it not being complex or interesting. and just for. well. corporate business background music. ??? this is not going on anyone mixtape bruh. idk why you tweaking. keep up your work though. hope you breaktrhough soon
Now that I am stuck in home office, I do love hearing this playlist while I do my cold calls and persuade my prospects to a sale. This playlist is quite a remarkable masterpiece
This video needs that obnoxious, 'you can trust me because I have a bland and soft voice' voiceover. "Come Together And Overcome Adversity" "Build a Better Future" "We Care About The Enviroment" "Our Children Deserves A Brighter Tomorrow"
"at BP, we're working to solve the problem of ocean pollution, and you can help. By helping us reduce our carbon footprint, you too can save the environment. We've already taken our first step, so why not do some good for the world? Help fight carbon emissions today, with BP!"
Here at money financial group, we strive to stay ahead of the curve. We are in this together for you to succeed. We care about you. Learn. Innovate. Inspire. that's are moto.
@@yothatscool4569 Here at Generic Oil and Coal Company #8, we strive for only the best. The best for us? No. The best for you? No. We strive for the best for the world, for our planet. The planet is warming, the climate is changing, animals are going extinct, and its all our faults. Let's change that. Our goal here at Generic Oil and Coal Company #8 is to do as much as we can to save out planet, but we cannot do it alone. We have to do it together. You and us, we can do it. Together. Inspire. Innovate. Create. Change.
We at big oil barons have donated 4 million dollars to build 10,000 new solar panels and planted 500 new acres of land with trees, by using our oil your money goes towards _Insert organization here_ you give desperate needed water to drought striken areas in Africa.
Here at corporation, we’re a family. Our employees love helping you. We’re rapidly growing every day and can’t wait to spread the joy. Every day spent here is a new adventure. We’re in this crazy world together. Life can be wild. We strive to make the world a better place, one customer at a time. God please save me from this hell. Disregard the previous statement. We only want the best for you.
Hi. I'm a working businessman that does business meetings and business things. I often listen to normal businessman music. I go to the normal businessman office to do normal business work. I think it's safe to say that this music has increased my business by 1%. I am a businessman that does businessman things.
This song fills me with a burning rage so intense that I want to jump out of the window of my bedroom and swim to the depths of the nearest body of water and [ *To continue reading this comment, you must pay the mandatory readership fee of $6.99. OR purchase the Comments+ package that comes at a starting value of $9.99 a month at an increasing rate of 12% each pay cycle.* ]
The funniest part about this comment section is that op keeps liking anything that remotely sounds positive even if it has some obvious sarcastic undertones.
Every time I look into the mirror and realize my eyes are hollow and empty, I listen to this playlist to make myself feel better for only being the second most soulless thing in existence.
Our focus is on driving the corporation towards sustainable growth and maximizing profits responsibly. By leveraging innovative strategies and delivering products and services that meet market demands, we aim to ensure the long-term success of our business.
this is more cheerful than all the slow sleepy music for study. Call it elevator music or corporate or whatever this actually puts me in a positive mood. Thank you!
@@HueManatee Sorry i didn't get it.. You mean that my all concentration is in corporate world and I should continue it? Yeah obviously I love corporate world, Managerial positions 🌟
This would make fantastic torture music. Lock someone in a white room for months with this playing on repeat nonstop for months. You'd come out without a soul in the end.
@@lifeofjeffrey2447 its gonna take a while to make and i can't explain it concisely. it's a criticism of a lot of things, including modern advertising, parasocial relationships, and hindsight bias. I'll comment again if you want to know when its out! I actually have decided not to make it a comic, though. it's going to be several very short videos to start it all off, which will take a whiiiile cause im going to have to record real people and stuff to make those. It's all about displaying the villains as though they arent villains, but just giving it a barely uncanny feeling. while im making those, ill be learning to animate lol, so yeah this is gonna be a couple years' project. i'm gonna b listening to this for some inspiration... along with max headroom
i mention max headroom but dont be fooled, im not making "max headroom part 2", just taking inspiration for the general uncanny feeling of it yknow. its also why im using walten files and jack stauber as inspiration despite them having nothing to do with this sorta thing
With this business music, it helps me sell to my customers, and inform my team of potential safety issues when using the coffee machine in the break room.
@@lukamilosevic661 yeah, I usually try to buy from smaller businesses when I can. I wish they didnt have to compete with all the soulless fucking megastores around my city, but I guess that's America :/
@@lukamilosevic661 btw, I was referring to the kind of 'in name only' small business owners, the type of people who own factories and make millions but still refer to themselves as a 'small business' to try and drum up brand loyalty when they're anything but.
@@notapseudonym678 mhm yes owning a factory doesn't really make you a small business An underdog in the market, perhaps, but certainly not a small business
[*croaking mid 20's female voice] Hi there! Here at [___], we know your struggle, and we're here to help! Whether it be the [___] moments, the [___] moments, or even the silly ones, we've got your back! That's why [__] Americans nationwide trust us for all their [___] needs. [Interracial picnic stock footage, mid 40's to early 50's age demographic]
This music makes me realize I will never live a fulfilling life, and that all of my dreams are but childish fantasies that will never come to pass. So I should just go ahead put on a suit and accept that I will work for a soul crushing company as a salaryman until my death.
It’s always that guitar strumming that makes it so… corporate-like. Normally with any other instruments it’ll sound like your average background music, but this - with the repetitiveness - it sounds soulless; ironic for a song that sounds upbeat. It’s all clarity, treble, and clearness that give the illusion of utter perfection.
I am so ready to proactively morph highly efficient web-readiness, credibly incept best-of-breed sources along with quickly customize just in time benefits, and uniquely reconceptualize fungible value.
Synergy and cohesion, both paramount to our company model. Only through ensuring a truly streamlined model, can we holistically approach our primary aim of profit maximization. Buy, sell, buy; Our corporate model!
Wow, this playlist inspired me so much that i made a list of my day. 1 - I bought GTA 2 - I robbed a bank 3 - I killed 50 innocent people in the streets 4 - I went to home 5 - I turned on the console to play GTA.
This music helps me proactively conceptualize and communicate agile collaboration strategies for value-added content. By better focusing on my tasks, I can continually actualize and embrace best-of-breed B2B client-centered value-added deliverables and best practices.
🎧Check my No Copyright Music Playlist (update every week)
bit.ly/32xyoX9
Normally I listen to death metal, but this fills me with far more rage than that ever could.
Here at our company, our employees are more than just that. They're family to us. That is why, due to their generous contributions that they provide to us, we offer them only the best amenities. One of those amenities has been proven to increase productivity in our employees by 23 percent. With an extra 10 minute break, employees can recharge and destress in the break room, where they can focus on themselves, and then when their break is over, they can get back to work feeling refreshed. Our company is always hiring for new candidates, and we'd be happy to have you as a part of our family.
Glory to Arstotzka
Fucking hell, the accuracy is so point, I almost vomited.
each time i hear the word "Family" in a work place i tend to vomit
I CAN FEEL THE CORPORATION COMING INSIDE OF ME
CAN IT COME MUCH HIGHER
😏
@@LightYagami-xl1wz bro thinks he my pfp
this is my corporate come this is my corporate come
Did you get the raise
Mark zuckerburgs workout playlist:
not really, because he's not in corporate side lol.
I’m sorry but I died😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HELLLPPP LMFAOO
Robots don’t need to work out
SCREAMING 😭
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Workout
Step 3: Put on suit
Step 4: Make coffee
Step 5: Look out of glass window on 50th floor
Step 6: Dream about world domination
Step 7: Open Thinkpad or MacBook
Step 8: Start crushing souls
Step 9: wake up
Step:10 Realize your soul is the one being drained
And have all that done before 6am
Wow
Mine is the same as yours but step 7 is “ write down music notes “
WE MAKING IT OUT THE CUBICLE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥
*INTO THE
This is even more depressing and soul-crushing than depressive suicidal black metal.
Why?
Because it at least has meaning (albeit a sad one). THIS has nothing.
@@hyperskeletonhead and why do we find it motivating? Because we are empty?
LMAOO
@@zephyrus9852 it's not motivating, it's boring
Used this as backing music while I attempted to persuade my parents that we need a family holiday. Safe to say, they were convinced.
LMFAOOOOO
🤣🤣
"In these unpressidented times, we as a family have had a lot of struggles. We've overcome many challenges, and I think it's time that we have a break. Vacation: So we can take a break."
@@player17wastaken bruh
🤣😂
I can feel the billionaire corporate overlords tearing my struggling soul from its body
Haha but here in green corp, we have fun bright colored walls and free oatmeal!
*SMILE* HAHAHAHA good joke @nuclearfrog306 (Please don't cut my wage) Here at _generic company_ it is our job to best attend your needs and get you the support you deserve!
LOL
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@svendinsvinderlin4569 I've read that with the typical flat and emotionless narrator voice.
This cured my happiness, thank you!
This made me jump of a skyscraper
ahahahahahah
then bensound infected me with happiness again
@@zerbutterftwclose your eyes you’ll be here soon
in these unprecedented times, we're all in this together as we make the change to help out members of our community. here at company, the future of our bustling, diverse, minimum wage workers are here for you twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. you are amazing. you are girlboss. you... are company.
its uncanny how familiar this script is :(
how do i delete someone else's post
Hi, I enjoy this business music a lot! It inspires me to do lots of business, with my business partners. We make deals, shake hands and have meetings. Thank you for this inspiring playlist of business music.
lmao same
Sensed the massive sarcasm on that one
Same, I can't stop shaking hands with my partners. It has been 7 years and I'm still doing it without stopping. It has honestly gone to a point where my sanity has began to fade away. I'm in immense pain and I want it to stop, but this music makes me feel too inspired to stop. This is a cry for help.
Hahah
@@Matthews_Dintwe Help
Literally every fucking song has the same cord progression
Holy shit
Well at least they’re all chord-inated :)
Nah but seriously though I can feel my soul being sucked out of me with every boring layer of instrument that gets piled on. It’s really depressing.
@@mothwizard3095 I'm gonna murder your wife for that pun
Corporate Music: Because playing a song that you actually like would be too unprofessional.
You have no idea. Apparently lofi isn't the right mood for pre-meeting filler music, so I'm trying this out.
-Barry's Assistant
@@expertpropmgmt *sends Barry’s assistant all the way to Thailand where he can’t mess with you anymore and sets Lofi as pre meeting music*
Not gonna be playing Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry during a pre-event company photo slideshow.
@@coolandgood1010 False dichotomy.
F*ck you I’m playing camellia at my next business meeting.
I play this music background when playing Dark Souls, I feel so free crushing souls, dying and becoming hollow every second. Enjoying it
soul crushing music for crushing souls
Absolutely game-changing playlist! It's a symphony of strategic synergies, actualizing thought leadership with each note. The auditory alignment with my cross-platform initiatives is unparalleled. It’s an innovative, KPI-resonating, stakeholder-engaging masterpiece. A disruption in the corporate music sphere. This isn’t just a playlist, it's a sonic blueprint for operational excellence and robust value-addition! 💼🎵🚀
That description is in every one of my contacts in Teams for their bio.
If you ever say anything that soulless ever again, I will break into your home, strap you to a chair, and force you to listen to the most vulgar death metal songs possible while also showing you cartel torture videos.
YOU AREN'T REAL
lets circle back next week when we can leverage those actionable items. we dont have the bandwidth for a full paradigm shift, lets hurry up and get our ducks in a row
Wow I didn't understand any of that -- you deserve a promotion! Twice the responsibility but no pay bump because we don't have room in the budget :(
As an aspiring composer who understands how difficult it is to make good music, I love these songs as they inspire me to ignore my actual goals and make a resume for a part-time job in my sophomore year of high school. These songs remind me that people don't try as hard as I do, because these songs have little to no composition work put into them and were probably made by artificial intelligence. Gosh, do I wish I could work by doing no work, but I have to sit in my low-chair and work towards my childhood dream that I'm too terrified to tell my parents I have not the will to work towards it like I used to. Now I sit in noise as I am perplexed by Reality and understand how I have never expanded beyond my bubble of the world.
I need a therapist.
yo chill it's just some business music
I dig your honesty.
@@raunmhands Just some soulless music
Lmao same. Don't worry, if things keep escalating in the world things will fall apart and work be a thing of the past, the only thing that will matter is your loved ones and savouring the moments
the composers of these songs probably meant it for the purpose of it not being complex or interesting. and just for. well. corporate business background music.
??? this is not going on anyone mixtape bruh. idk why you tweaking. keep up your work though. hope you breaktrhough soon
Beats to relax / exploit minimum wage workers to
I am thriving in my new CEO mindset
This is the Gorbino's Quest of music
Lmao 😂
Now that I am stuck in home office, I do love hearing this playlist while I do my cold calls and persuade my prospects to a sale. This playlist is quite a remarkable masterpiece
This has to be a joke
He lost his soul lads
Sigma grindset
Youre my hero
This video needs that obnoxious, 'you can trust me because I have a bland and soft voice' voiceover.
"Come Together And Overcome Adversity"
"Build a Better Future"
"We Care About The Enviroment"
"Our Children Deserves A Brighter Tomorrow"
Time to get real close to the microphone and start spastically hurling buzzwords.
“””Here at Shell, we care about the environment.”””
"at BP, we're working to solve the problem of ocean pollution, and you can help. By helping us reduce our carbon footprint, you too can save the environment. We've already taken our first step, so why not do some good for the world? Help fight carbon emissions today, with BP!"
where is the word such as "innovate, change, diverse, synergy" and other soul destroying corporate mantras?
@@sarnnox Add Aramco to the list too 😂
"We here at corporation value your time. That's why we've created product, made specifically for people like you.
My soul was ripped from my body by the corporate overlords, this was their boss battle theme
Here at money financial group, we strive to stay ahead of the curve. We are in this together for you to succeed. We care about you. Learn. Innovate. Inspire. that's are moto.
@@darkag2549 you got to make a longer version just reading that has the strongest business corporate vibes
@@yothatscool4569 Here at Generic Oil and Coal Company #8, we strive for only the best. The best for us? No. The best for you? No. We strive for the best for the world, for our planet. The planet is warming, the climate is changing, animals are going extinct, and its all our faults. Let's change that. Our goal here at Generic Oil and Coal Company #8 is to do as much as we can to save out planet, but we cannot do it alone. We have to do it together. You and us, we can do it. Together.
Inspire. Innovate. Create. Change.
@@supernenechi Oh, I’m speechless
We at big oil barons have donated 4 million dollars to build 10,000 new solar panels and planted 500 new acres of land with trees, by using our oil your money goes towards _Insert organization here_ you give desperate needed water to drought striken areas in Africa.
Me and the boys commiting several tax code violations and laundering money in risky investments
So beautiful. I feel like I am in a back office watching a training video for a low paying job I will hate.
Here at corporation, we’re a family. Our employees love helping you. We’re rapidly growing every day and can’t wait to spread the joy. Every day spent here is a new adventure. We’re in this crazy world together. Life can be wild. We strive to make the world a better place, one customer at a time. God please save me from this hell. Disregard the previous statement. We only want the best for you.
Hi. I'm a working businessman that does business meetings and business things. I often listen to normal businessman music. I go to the normal businessman office to do normal business work. I think it's safe to say that this music has increased my business by 1%. I am a businessman that does businessman things.
-👽
I can feel my soul being sucked in by the big corporate overlords
this is the most soulless music ever.
nice compliment!
The new U2 album is sounding great!
this music spiritually castrates me
😂😂😂
This song fills me with a burning rage so intense that I want to jump out of the window of my bedroom and swim to the depths of the nearest body of water and
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I'm late as hell but this comment is INSANELY underrated
@@malakibaskerville2190 I'm right there with you. This is fucking priceless!!!
my homemade killdozer driving to this corporations hq:
this is capitalism's theme song
"Late Stage Capitalism" final boss theme
@@Cheretruck_ You will never be a real woman sadly
My soul is empty, but my wallet is full!😃
But not even a fraction as full as the CEO’s wallet 🙃
These songs absolutely synergized my low hanging fruits. Time to get to work and make my boss money B)
The funniest part about this comment section is that op keeps liking anything that remotely sounds positive even if it has some obvious sarcastic undertones.
That's a good point. 😉👍
@@SoulProdMusic Irony is too advanced these days
Good catch!
Every time I look into the mirror and realize my eyes are hollow and empty, I listen to this playlist to make myself feel better for only being the second most soulless thing in existence.
Nice buddy nice 😭
So relaxing, great to study to, got my life in order thanks to this.
Just kidding, its all fire here, just all fire.
This music just gives a “have you or a friend experienced a car crash in your late 50s?” vibe
Did you know that over 8 US states allow homes to be sold for over blate billion blorrored blod blaues bleh bleh bleh?
Our focus is on driving the corporation towards sustainable growth and maximizing profits responsibly. By leveraging innovative strategies and delivering products and services that meet market demands, we aim to ensure the long-term success of our business.
this is more cheerful than all the slow sleepy music for study. Call it elevator music or corporate or whatever this actually puts me in a positive mood. Thank you!
same! I'm able to focus better when listening to this type of music.
SO REAL
This is what your pink, safe and inclusive dystopia sounds like. Stay productive!
Literally no video on youtube is exempt from slavs bitching about the dreaded wokeness
The delay on the guitar.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Business major here, I'm taking notes while listening to corporate music. It gives me motivation.
🙌
Your soul is still there, don't let it go please
@@HueManatee Sorry i didn't get it.. You mean that my all concentration is in corporate world and I should continue it? Yeah obviously I love corporate world, Managerial positions 🌟
@@nycto16 If you say so.
@@HueManatee lol
Israel has such a vibrant culture
LMAO
This is what plays at big corporations reunions
Dystopia music
i can imagine next dark souls using these music as the boss battle theme
This would make fantastic torture music.
Lock someone in a white room for months with this playing on repeat nonstop for months. You'd come out without a soul in the end.
This is the best comedy channel on youtube. Brilliant parodies of the world's worst music... it's pure genius!
everytime i start a new job the first day involves watching videos with this soulless music in the background
from a channel called soulprodmusic this has to be the most soulless music to ever exist
literally listening to this while i design villains for my comic
What’s your comic about?
@@lifeofjeffrey2447 its gonna take a while to make and i can't explain it concisely. it's a criticism of a lot of things, including modern advertising, parasocial relationships, and hindsight bias. I'll comment again if you want to know when its out! I actually have decided not to make it a comic, though. it's going to be several very short videos to start it all off, which will take a whiiiile cause im going to have to record real people and stuff to make those. It's all about displaying the villains as though they arent villains, but just giving it a barely uncanny feeling. while im making those, ill be learning to animate lol, so yeah this is gonna be a couple years' project. i'm gonna b listening to this for some inspiration... along with max headroom
i mention max headroom but dont be fooled, im not making "max headroom part 2", just taking inspiration for the general uncanny feeling of it yknow. its also why im using walten files and jack stauber as inspiration despite them having nothing to do with this sorta thing
@@cloudbrooks Dude that sounds pretty cool. I’m definitely interested
@@cloudbrooks id like to know when it is out
The boss stage music for entrepreneurs
Hello, and welcome to the Los Pollos Heramanos family.
My name is Gustavo
@@IosaJ but you can call me Gus
With this business music, it helps me sell to my customers, and inform my team of potential safety issues when using the coffee machine in the break room.
"Small business" owners after figuring out that paying your workers a living wage is good for the economy
Imagine believing that a corporation is a preferable alternative to a small business
@@lukamilosevic661 yeah, I usually try to buy from smaller businesses when I can. I wish they didnt have to compete with all the soulless fucking megastores around my city, but I guess that's America :/
@@lukamilosevic661 btw, I was referring to the kind of 'in name only' small business owners, the type of people who own factories and make millions but still refer to themselves as a 'small business' to try and drum up brand loyalty when they're anything but.
@@notapseudonym678 mhm yes owning a factory doesn't really make you a small business
An underdog in the market, perhaps, but certainly not a small business
This makes me irrationally angry.
Your anger isn't irrational. There are reasons why you hate capitalism.
@@benjaminrobinson7203 commie = cinrg
@@firstduckofwellington6889 iphone venseula 100gorilliom
@@user-kl6lo7hx4w yee
you claim to hate capitalism but you are stuck in a late stage capitalistic system headed by oligarchs lol checkmate liberal
i wanna breakcore-ify corporate music
do it
[*croaking mid 20's female voice]
Hi there! Here at [___], we know your struggle, and we're here to help!
Whether it be the [___] moments, the [___] moments, or even the silly ones, we've got your back! That's why [__] Americans nationwide trust us for all their [___] needs.
[Interracial picnic stock footage, mid 40's to early 50's age demographic]
[two old ladies talking at a bus stop. one of them is holding a brown shopping bag with a baguette sticking out of it]
this music makes me want to invest in 15 chinese sweatshops
I have decided to embrace my reality as a mindless drone.
This is perfect for corporations because it is devoid of all humanity while hiding behind a vague mask of happiness.
🤷♂
Here at plutocracy inc
I listen to this when I write practice copies. This really get the writing adrenaline flowing. Kudos to the producers of this masterpiece
This music makes me realize I will never live a fulfilling life, and that all of my dreams are but childish fantasies that will never come to pass. So I should just go ahead put on a suit and accept that I will work for a soul crushing company as a salaryman until my death.
Listening to this particular music has resulted in a remarkable increase in the revenues of my company.
As a businessman, I like to Help the Economy by doing business stuff a Lot, Productivity is very important for the Mind, and it gets me Ecstatic!
;)
damb its crazy how they made music lifeless too. musics art. how
i used this for my hedgehog presentation
👍
👍
Nice compilation of songs! They're perfect for all kinds of business projects.
Thank you, I googled "Light Business Background Music" and this is exactly what I had in mind :)
🙌
It’s always that guitar strumming that makes it so… corporate-like. Normally with any other instruments it’ll sound like your average background music, but this - with the repetitiveness - it sounds soulless; ironic for a song that sounds upbeat. It’s all clarity, treble, and clearness that give the illusion of utter perfection.
Let's get down to business
I am so ready to proactively morph highly efficient web-readiness, credibly incept best-of-breed sources along with quickly customize just in time benefits, and uniquely reconceptualize fungible value.
Listening to this every morning really inspires me to fill out balance sheets and create value for our shareholders.
AND THE CROWD GOES HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Synergy and cohesion, both paramount to our company model. Only through ensuring a truly streamlined model, can we holistically approach our primary aim of profit maximization. Buy, sell, buy; Our corporate model!
I love this. Nice and upbeat; I'm using it for my business training intro / exercise background. Thanks to the creators.
🙌
Did you lose your soul or were you just born without one?
@@no.4613 definitely never had one
That boomer said “NiCe aNd UpBeAT” like it means something 💀💀💀 zero soul detected
bro really listened to this and said "this shi is fire asf bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
This is what I listen to while committing tax fraud
Even the advertisements, all 8 of them, reek of corporate soullessnes and incredibly high divorce rates
Wow, this playlist inspired me so much that i made a list of my day.
1 - I bought GTA
2 - I robbed a bank
3 - I killed 50 innocent people in the streets
4 - I went to home
5 - I turned on the console to play GTA.
NPC soundtrack
Love it. Crushing my presentation here. So inspiring. Im unstoppable
Lmao
Thank you for this. Upbeat enough to keep me motivated, soft enough to keep me from getting tense.
Please be a joke.
this music fills me with a primal rage
This needs that obnoxious corporate art style. Just take the image in this video, and simplify everyone down.
Perfect for when I go to the stock market to do a business.
do you people have souls?
exactly
what is souls?
@@naKuhito that weird thing consumers have
Love and success for the large family of our company is more important
how much is a soul? can i invest in a soul mining business?
This music helps me proactively conceptualize and communicate agile collaboration strategies for value-added content. By better focusing on my tasks, I can continually actualize and embrace best-of-breed B2B client-centered value-added deliverables and best practices.
YAAAAH THIS IS MY JAM!!!
This music makes me unhinged.
the pros of corporate music is that you realise how much more fun life is while not listening to corporate music.
The sound of synergy!
I can't tell if I'm listening to the video or a youtube ad. Seamless integration.
this is art for a whole differnt reason then yall would even understand
music so good, makes me want to call in.
I increased sales 15% by listening to this music
Listening to this makes me want to wear suit and work 24 hours a day ❤️❤️❤️
These music sounds like something we hate now but we'll feel nostalgic for in like 15 years