"This is going to be a very wholesome, clean Bitlife." Half an hour later: "I'm just gonna, like, stack boyfriends on boyfriends." ur so pure and innocent Kassie still love u tho!!!!
Honestly we all hope she'll always do these dumb awesome and funny videos because lets be real we all laugh at Kassies videos like were gonna have a heart attack lol😂😂
When kassie said "Im twenty one years old" I checked my battery and it was 21%. Edit:wow i got 1 like...... And its even blue! Edit 2:Woah....298 likes....This is the most likes ive ever gotten.
Kassie has different personalities There’s kartha gewart There’s kassie There’s gloom There’s gold digger Ulyana Denisovna And I love all of them 🤣🤣 Love you kassie!!
I love watching these Bitlife videos of Kassie's as she makes it funny! My favorite thing she does is she reads what happened then she puts a little back story with it! Like for example: "I got yelled at by an elderly woman at the grocery store. She wouldn't get out of my way!" I love it when she does that! Keep it up Kassie.❤👍👏
Gloom: “i’m starting to think my dad is a fan of Justin Bieber.” me: hears my dad taking a shower and is singing “sorry” biggest bop of the year 2018 or 2016 i honestly don’t know😂
Bitlife: takes one sec for a new year Real life: takes 730 hours for a new year 10 min later gets rich and buys a lot of stuff* Gloom: *doesn't care* *keeps buying stuff*
‘Ahhh my car broke, how am I gonna get to the funeral?’
‘Oh right I have 6 more cars’
lol
I know
I read this as it happened lol
Rich people problems 😂
Mel you are so right. If only those where my problems
Terry is the world's greatest prop assistant
Or the worlds greatest prop
Yesss
@@zootedratz1427 dude...
Yes he is
Bekah I’m your 1.1k like :D
She’s smart
She’s pretty
She’s happy
She isn’t crazy
She is ...
Patata!
Who is patata
She is crazy.
Stop deleting my Google accounts It’s The dog
Ultra Shaggy NO ITS THE DOG!
@@parisbui6566 shut up idiot
“I ONLY have 27 million dollars left!”
That is a sentence that doesn’t make sense in my mind.
Jeff bezos: I only have 900 billion left😂
Haha 🤣
I have 1 dollar yaassss imm rrriiicchhhh
Once I had a billion dollars when I was a gender of a boy and my mind was blown!
@@meyelltomenio4086 that’s not rich
If she got this excited about wining the lottery in bitlife imagine how happy She would be if she won it in real life
Pinkpinapple 19 What time you play the lottery and got 40 million lol And then I got sued for some reason I lost all of it
Who tf wouldn’t be happy after winning 75 MILLION?
@@iimarleigh7257 i got 100million and lost 99million bdcause of divorce
@@hibridnovozilo2605 Moral of the story, either dont get divorced or win the lottery after lol.
bc winning the lottery in bitlife is so legendary like 1,0%
People: "Money cant buy happiness"
Gloom: " THIS IS THE BEST LIFE I'VE EVER HAD!!"
😂😂😂😂
her name is kassie
Bruh everyone knows. And most People name her gloom.
@@irissicly call*
@@irissicly not name
"should i take him to the hospital? am i a nice gold digger?"
*No get out*
....
*...* *oof*
@@ackity EXCATLY ( sorry i'm bad at spelling. )
........offf
StunningQueen hello
"I just really can't afford to, DIE right now."
-Kassie 2019
Lol
The only thing she cant afford with her money
Lol
Her reaction to winning a fake lottery was priceless!
taco_belle how is it fake
Gamelygirl YT because it's on a game and not real life :) ;)
What Y'all talking about huh?
Girakin’s Galaxy It’s a game duh
@@Empanadashavemyheart bc it's a game duh
'My happiness is so low'
Happiness: '98%'
You mean.... 4%
My face is your profile pic when she said that
Your pfp makes it even better!😂😂😂
Lol
96
America HAS bananas
but *RUSSIA HAS THE AMAZING ULYANA DENISOVNA*
Ur mean
Gloom : “I’m not very happy”
Happiness : 96%
When?
22:19 @@mega_slam
I love how Terry was wearing a suit when he gave kassie her JEWELERY
Hey Karen lol
Yeah lol
Spoiler Alert
jk idk i put this a month after you did
Ok Karen
*96% Happy*
"So, I'm not very happy."
*Edit* : thanks for the likes ! 🌼🌸💞
Kat Dolly LOL
😂😂
Me when something the most insignificant thing barely impacts me but I still freak out
That is 86% more happy than me
Me when I want attention
"This is going to be a very wholesome, clean Bitlife."
Half an hour later: "I'm just gonna, like, stack boyfriends on boyfriends."
ur so pure and innocent Kassie
still love u tho!!!!
Sorry if i am wrong but i think it's cassie
@@karlalovesannieleblanc5873 I'm pretty sure it's Kassie °^° if I was wrong this whole time I will die
@@missmoody4150 i really don't know if I'm right but i think I'm not right
Karla Loves Annie Leblanc it’s Kassie
Its kassi cuz in her draw my life her real name is Kassima but she likes to go by kassi cuz its easier 😅
Gloom: Let's get married Kenneth!
Kenneth: "If I did that I think I'd have a heart attack."
@Bailey Smith lol.
if I ever did that,
I think I’d have a heart att a-a-ak.
@@sea-core8912 I think I'd have a heart att a-a-a-a-aaaa-aaaa-aak
I just wanna take the time to appreciate how Kassie dresses up to fit how her character is doing
100th like :0
Yeah
Totally Spies! moment 😂
Velkomne to Denmark kassie😂❤
*”because you know... gold.. retriever”*
HAHAHAH i jUST GOT THAT
exenly i see you everywhere lol... sssniperwolf and stuff
exenly YOU ARE *EVERYWHERE*
lol gold-retriever-and she's a gold digger retrieving a golden dog
Ur everywhere
*I AM EVERYWHE- MAYBE NOT.*
“I can’t go to Russia because of my horse...? HORSE??”
IM CRING 😂😂😂
I've never seen anyone cring.. Whats that like?
How do you even get a horse?
@@monapargma4098 You probably have to own an Equestrian Property of some kind.
Im cringgg
Crying**
i love how terry continuously helps dress kassie up to fit her character
“ he didnt really like it,he almost had a heart attack” me:WHEEEEEEEEEZING AND LAUGHING AND DYING
Kassie: lives a amazing life inside bitlife
Me: *ages up until i die*
Uhm everybody does that •-•
Same
@@Rahab-shiko I don't
Rahab Njorogeʕฅ•ᴥ•ฅʔ I don’t.
@@lilisaliiii Proof
I would not mind seeing a 3 hour video of you playing Bitlife
Me either😄😉
Average game is like hour long so you have three different lives that be interesting
Kane Pennant it doesn’t take me an hour to play BitLife, but I guess my games are short. 😂
She needs to do that
Emily Garcia same
Kassie: *4 years old* oh no I was gonna date him!
The guy: *44 years old*
@Melody Charme yeah he would definitely be dead at age 62
66
I mean she did try to marry a 95 year old at her mid 20s so~
*is there a difference?*
Truue
When I heard that I was like:KASSIE! YOUT CHARACTER IS 4 YEARS OLD! YOUR TOO YOUNG FOR THAT! you can marry someone rich when your older, okay?
I hope you never stop making bitlife vids! I luv em💕💕💕💕😂
Kennidi The azzylander
Same! She better not stop
Me too
Kennidi The azzylander same
We all do 😂
Honestly we all hope she'll always do these dumb awesome and funny videos because lets be real we all laugh at Kassies videos like were gonna have a heart attack lol😂😂
“20 THOUSAND DOLLARS?!”
you just spend about 20 million a few seconds ago-
; ) HAHAHA!
"I'm not very happy-"
*96% happiness*: Am I a joke to you?
No money.
No looks.
No smart.
Kassie: Let’ts ask him on a date!
“Oh no my car broke down...
Oh no
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE FUNERAL...
Hmm,oh Yh I have 6 more cars😏😌”
IM DEAAAADDDD😂😂😂
Toooo funny! I lost my MIND when Gloom said that!
What time?
@@R0Y4L_T wdym?
Gacha Grape Juice 27:20
EvePlayzPUBG thank you 😊
Who else thinks that Kassie is always so pretty?
Um everyone
💕💕👍👌
ikr she beautiful
All sensible human being
WHO do you think cough* everyoneeee
Lotsa peeps!
U rock everything u wear
Then there’s me.
RochelleRache
Oof
No there is Us same girl 👧
... And Me...
RochelleRache me
k
I love how terry woar a suit for a clip he was hardly in and just so she could pick up the rings and put on a necklace #commitment
Kassie: "my happiness is low"
Also Kassie: just bought a car, like 5 $2,000,000 houses, and her happiness is at 96%
Yeah-
Yahhh 😂
A
“How low”
Put 6 before the 9🤯👌🏻👌🏼💄
Wait you can win the lottery on this game?!?!?! Jeez I thought it was impossible
@@tabatha8803 same
@@tabatha8803 IKR!!!!
I won it once.
Ikr
Pat Augusta lol me too until I became famous and rich and I kept buying lottery tickets and I actually won
Antonio Wood *DIED?* NU I WAS GONNA DATE HIM!
~Kassi
2019
no* Btw. . .
U_U
Abigail Unicorn they meant to write nu
He’s only like forty years older
Kassie: "I can be my OWN sugar daddy!"
Me: Wait-
i would like this comment but sorry i cant. *its on 69 likes*
@@theabsandonly not any more
@@theabsandonly Not anymore
@@theabsandonly not any more
live fast, die young. bad girls do it well.
Elichika~☆
Kassie and her dad: **blows bubbles**
Kassie: Dad, you have a bubbly personality. Heh.
Dad: 😐
i thought dad jokes were for dads...lololollolol 😂
Lol
I noticed that too. I thought that was pretty funny LOL!
what a dad joke.
So much bitlife! I love it! Keep it up, Kassie!!
Natsuki, watcha doing here
@@monicakopcheliyska6243 I'm living life the fullest
Doki doki life
DokiLife
Hi Natsuki ✋❤
Kassie 2019: There are alot of bad things going on the world right now
Me 2020:HMMM
yup
Look out kassie you don’t know what’s coming
Its not 2020, its the people :)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
@@lily2ko XDDD
Kassie.. YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH 😂
* Yes in Russian *
@@sunshinefordisease da
Yassss
🙋🏼♀️
Cassie*
'So my boy has somewhere to live'
YOU HAVE LIKE 10 HOUSES
My sugar bby she said😂
no like 35
Amy J I think you forgot a zero
@Anna Smith nah she forgot a million zero
Gloom: _I'm just going to buy all these estates_
Me: _BUY INFINITE PETS!!!_
so sad 😢
you can only have like 10 pets or something
@Jess and Suzy the cat buy bigger house so they can fit or buy more houses
@Jess and Suzy the cat Same. Cats are life, my friend!
_lol_
"I'm not that happy." Happiness at 96
Timestamps?
Well im at 100 a lot
‘It’s hard to spend money’
Uhh give me 75 mil and see me in the morning
Y a s
*y e s*
y e a
Y a s h
Y a s s s
No one:
No one at all:
Kassie every thirty seconds: bUy tHat wiTh cAsH
Buy*
@@LeniPeni she did put buy?
Fact 😂🤣
you mean BuY iT wItH cAsH?
@Linda Dankha they edited it *xD*
Me: Starts video
*iVe bEeN dIAGNOSEd WItH WHoOpInG COuGh?!?!*
Sister lol
^>^
WAIT BILLIE EILISH PROFILE ARE YOU A STALKER?!?!?
@@imtooniceforyou1127 no, she just a fan.
Sister um only liked because of pro pic
0:55 *"teacher, can i sit right there, this b🤬🤫behind me is cutting my hair"*
NO JUST SIT YOUR A** DOWN😤😤😤
“Wins lottery in bit life”
Acts like she really won it
Wastes all of money on $2 million houses
lol but to be fair, there's little else you can buy in BitLife that actually will go up in value.
Emme Softball 3 million*
Tzj
😂😂😂😂
Haha
"He didnt really enjoy that, he almost had a heart attack."
Me: *-spits out coffee and wheezes-*
"Let's have a baby!"
*No!*
*5 mins later*
You're pregnant!
"Ehh..... Nah."
Kassie is one of the most appreciative and supportive human beings i’ve ever known.
We love you Kassie ❤️
One time I was playing bitlife and I was having sugar daddies and I asked him to marry me as soon as we met.
He said yes
xD if he had a wife he is a.. *CHEATER*
Lol😂😂😂
Live fast, die young IG LOL
her: "I just have so much money, i just can't spend it!"
me: "I don't have much money, but i HAVE to spend it!"
*So true*
I tried saving once... it didn’t end well.
Stuffed animals in the corner: hehehehehe
I earn little money and where does it go? *roux*
That used to happen to me 😂😂
Same lol
Kassie: i am not going to get a job because who needs one!
Me: Basically everyone in existence.
Not kassie 😂
Gloom: he’s crazy he’s PERFECT for me
Me: 😂
No one:
Not a soul:
Gloom: 2 mIlLiOn? MeH
bUyInG iT wItH cAsH!
Kassie: buys horse
Also kassie: were just gonna name him horse so I don’t forget who he is 😂😂😂
Its Kenzie lol 😂😂😂
seems like something I would do
mia melnic for a second I thought you were saying Kassies name is Kenzie. I feel dumb
“IVE ALMOST SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY!”
has $2,000,000 left...
Yeah she has spent 71million
2 million dollars is nothing, she had 75
Chris Logstrup ye
Randomverse with Julster 73
Can we all just acknowledge how instead of Snow White and the seven dwarfs, Bit life changed it to frosty pearl and the eight midgets! 😂
Ah, Yes my glucose birther
wat
“I’m gonna have to boost my smarts a bit.”
Has 94% smarts XD
@captaincow whenever i play i get a royal family-
@@no-fl7lu l u c k y .
@@no-fl7lu Wait-
You can be in a royal family?
@@LeniPeni yep but you need money
@@Jade_West2010 like actual money or just game money?
those bit life videos are just the great. you're keeping the cheer up Kassie senpai thank you!!! 💖
When kassie said "Im twenty one years old"
I checked my battery and it was 21%.
Edit:wow i got 1 like...... And its even blue!
Edit 2:Woah....298 likes....This is the most likes ive ever gotten.
Now you got 21 likes🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
I’m at 21% rn
@@whiterxvn7066 :o
I’m on 27
Im on 42
In Bitlife I was diagnosed woth depression at the age of 3 lol
I was at q
1
In bitlife once I died of cancer when I was 2
I got,it when I was 1 because both my dad and my dog died
i had with 17 almost 3 million dollars xD
"My car broke,OH NO!!How am i gonna get to the funeral?Oh yeah i got 6 more cars" 27:23 😂😂😂😂
Kassie: "He tasted like grape soda! I love it!"
me: * Looks at grape soda*
me: *buys 50 BOTTLES of grape soda* " Now kassie shall love meh! "
Your 90th like :)
91th...sorry
95th hey guyz
You: NOTICE ME SENPAI!! (176 LIKE!!)
@@xx_joyful_xx6822 181st like👍🏻
“I completely forgot about my dog”
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Love how a 21 year old is dating a 95 year old
I love how weird the word love looked in your comment
Kassie has different personalities
There’s kartha gewart
There’s kassie
There’s gloom
There’s gold digger Ulyana Denisovna
And I love all of them 🤣🤣
Love you kassie!!
Your bit life videos are the highlight of my day😂 never stop making them!
I cannot tell you how often I rewatch this video. I just love how she acts everything out.
The dogs name “Patata” literally means potato in Greek 😂
I go to a Greek school
I did not know that at all
And In the phillippines, Patata is a type of potato chips.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@Chloe Tirana Noice!😀
Well, "Patatas" in the Philippines also means potato/es
(Other youtubers BitLife videos)
Me: Meh....
(Gloom’s BitLife videos)
Me: THIS IS THE BEST
(Bijuu Mike, Kubz Scouts and LaurenZside's bitlife videos)
I appreciate it
Also Gloom
@@Melonnoobshorts1234 and Tanya Bregar
ikr
idkwhatmyscreennameshouldbe and vixella
Kassie- "I'm not very happy."-96% Happiness.
Me- 4% Happiness- "I'M SO HAPPY!!!"🤣🤣😭🥰😘♥️
Me: Really Kassie?
.-.
Thats liggit me every day no jok😂😂😂👌
Kassie: boyfriend let's have a baby
Also Kassie: oh I'm pregnant, I don't really want to deal with that
Yesterday I was playing Bitlife and I was born without a dad my mom died when I was 9 and I inherited $500,000.
#PerfectLife
@Rina's World r/woooosh
TheColorWheel Red&Blue My mom died and I inherited 2,000,000$
How!? Like that's so unreasonable.
@Rina's World in bitlife...
TheColorWheel Red&Blue my mum died and I got $10,000,000
You should do a challenge in bitlife where you are addicted to gambling and buying lottery tickets to see how that goes😏
I bought 210 tickets
I still lost
Tia Weighman o
Galactic Glimmer I’ve done that
I lost every time when I did that
I ignored my wife and kids (in Bitlife) for years to buy lottery tickets and gamble money away
*Kassie*
My dad got a promotion? Oh, that reminds me! I have to love my dad!!
😂🤣
I love watching these Bitlife videos of Kassie's as she makes it funny! My favorite thing she does is she reads what happened then she puts a little back story with it! Like for example: "I got yelled at by an elderly woman at the grocery store. She wouldn't get out of my way!" I love it when she does that! Keep it up Kassie.❤👍👏
29:33 AzzyLand is making fun of you! Your best friend! Uhhhhhhhhh!😰
Lol
Jessica Scura i literally just started watching this....
why did she have a hat
@@martinthatfirl cause she had go to a vacation with her fiance
Azzy just wanted Kassie to get out of debt...
Game: my best friend azzy!
Me: Thats right azzyland!
Yeah she named the character Azzy for that reason
Hey your user name Kylee is the same name as my name my name is Kylee
@@aquasiox it’s easter eggs
Graces Likes Cupcakes I’ve never heard of people having the same name, wacky
@@roofs817 my aunt and my friend IRL have the same name and I'm not lying
1950-we shall have fly cars in the future!
2019- *Must get sugar daddy*
Her: There are a lot of bad things in the world right now... IN 2019!
2020: Honey, you dont know the half of it...
Kassies fav word: BUY
My fav word: SAVE
@ilovepotato 122 I'm pretty sure it's Kassie
@Emily Avocado Kassie* or Kassima but..
Aislinn Larsen xD
😂
Kassie’s Stats:
Happiness:100%
Smarts:100%
Health:100%
Looks:100%
No.
Happinesses: 100000000%
Smarts: 10000000000%
Health: 10000000000%
Looks: 10000000000000%
Duh we not blind idiot
it’s kinda easy to get full stats
@@kirstenkao2279 Your punctuation skills are though.
@@Jade_West2010 oop-
Happieness:96%
Gloom: I am not very happy
Kassie:"He didn't really like it he almost had a heart attack"
Me:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
15:47 I don't know why I like to watch that moment so much😂
Gloom: “i’m starting to think my dad is a fan of Justin Bieber.”
me: hears my dad taking a shower and is singing “sorry” biggest bop of the year 2018 or 2016 i honestly don’t know😂
Oh no I was going to date him😭-Gloom 2019 0:43
Think of all the young kids who call their father “Daddy”
Lol, yeah
I call my dad daddy
Does any of u know the name of this?
😳😳
😳
Legend says Kassie is still wearing the hat till this day
Your best friend azzy-
Me: AZZYLAND?!
Aneeka Sandhu she doesnt need to. azzy always shows up as a custom character, so she dowsnt need to keep mentioning it all the time.
it is fine guys like if you have a friend named Jessica you probably call her Jessie .
XxSunsetGurlYTxX :3 I know right?!?
When she said " I only have 27 million dollars!"
How- I-WHAT? HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES????? I SAID A QUOTE, I HAD NO ORIGINALITY WHATSOEVER
Wow ikr
Jaylee Agnew I’ve never had past 3 mil 👁👄👁
I have 34 million
Elipsaun Films i got 11 million before
👁👄👁
Bitlife: takes one sec for a new year
Real life: takes 730 hours for a new year
10 min later gets rich and buys a lot of stuff*
Gloom: *doesn't care* *keeps buying stuff*
Gloom:I'm going to show this man the world
Me:*sings* I can show you the world
😂
XD Jay from Kubz Scouts made it into Gloom's lottery winning life
😂😂😂
“I have spent so much of my money I only have 27 million left!”
-Gloom 2019
anyone still here in 2024? We miss you, Kassie! It's so hard to believe it's been five years since you posted this. Time really flies ...