Your new bodygaurd is such a tease: Bodyguard Kurapika x Listener (Warning: Sound/Jumpscare)

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @reii._.den1163
    @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +239

    Kurapika: I'll be your personal bodyguard
    Me: no you'll be my personal husband

    • @saintaguacate327
      @saintaguacate327 3 роки тому +12

      Is that technically what husbands are?🤔

    • @reii._.den1163
      @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +11

      @@saintaguacate327 tbh that's not how I see having a boyfriend or husband or partner
      For me having a partner/ boyfriend/husband means that you have someone to spend your time with and you have someone to love
      You have someone you can trust and those things
      So ye but for me I don't personally believe in love but that's how I see love in general
      And ye i guess you can put having a husband like that

    • @SleepyprocrastinatorV1
      @SleepyprocrastinatorV1 3 роки тому +6

      we share .

    • @reii._.den1163
      @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +7

      @@SleepyprocrastinatorV1 yes

    • @SleepyprocrastinatorV1
      @SleepyprocrastinatorV1 3 роки тому +5

      @@reii._.den1163 yes

  • @reii._.den1163
    @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +85

    Kurapika: you jealous or something
    Me: me jealous never *goes Ayano mode*

  • @reii._.den1163
    @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +135

    Kurapika: princesses
    Me: no...simply one hell of a butler or you're fired

  • @NaiNai_ml
    @NaiNai_ml 3 роки тому +47

    Kurapika: good girl
    Me: woof woof

  • @fabulousfrenzy
    @fabulousfrenzy 3 роки тому +68

    Kurapika: I’ll be your personal bodyguard
    Me: No, You’re gonna be my personal daddy

  • @-depressedlilshit-2418
    @-depressedlilshit-2418 3 роки тому +30

    Kurapika: hmm what about princess?
    Me: do I look like a mf princess to you?!

  • @爪乇-b8k
    @爪乇-b8k 3 роки тому +78

    Kurapika: Your parents hired me to take care of you
    Me: Parents? My dad left me

    • @爪乇-b8k
      @爪乇-b8k 3 роки тому +8

      @❀ • milky • ❀ Mine randomly appeared and tried to kidnap me when i was in grade 1😔

    • @urloverlol8880
      @urloverlol8880 3 роки тому +2

      @❀ • milky • ❀ no bc fr and then i don’t answer 💀

    • @Miss.kiana_snooks
      @Miss.kiana_snooks 3 роки тому +2

      (2)

    • @abeatifulsimp2339
      @abeatifulsimp2339 3 роки тому +1

      Awww poor you:( I apologize I know how you feel bc my Sis do it , my family , too:(

    • @laytozee
      @laytozee 2 роки тому

      SAME LMAOOO

  • @reiiixaaazz
    @reiiixaaazz 3 роки тому +28

    Kurapika: Your parents hired me to take care for you
    My OC: Uhm parents? Are you coming from heaven or smth? Have you not seen the news 5 years ago? Oh right you were with the clan, sorry to bother.
    Kurapika: How do you know?????!!!!!
    My OC: I know everything baby😌✨

  • @爪乇-b8k
    @爪乇-b8k 3 роки тому +21

    Kurapika: I can leave
    Me: WHO SAID YOU CAN??

  • @manvidua2224
    @manvidua2224 3 роки тому +33

    The girl: is she's you're girlfriend
    Kurapika: you can say that
    Me: * nosebleed * POV : kurapika's girlfriend

  • @aneesa4776
    @aneesa4776 3 роки тому +56

    PART TWO PLS ALSO THE GUNSHOT SCARED ME 😭

  • @NaiNai_ml
    @NaiNai_ml 3 роки тому +28

    Kurapika:I am kurapika kurta
    Me:yeah I already knew that

    • @Yuuukau
      @Yuuukau 2 роки тому

      you need a award. take this 🏆👑

  • @Vampirism.Infected.
    @Vampirism.Infected. 3 роки тому +42

    I'm listening to this in the same room as my family. I'm struggling to keep a straight face.

  • @Boba-d3j
    @Boba-d3j 3 роки тому +14

    Kurapika:good girl
    Me:*SCREAMS IN TO PILLOW*

  • @illegally.disappears
    @illegally.disappears 2 роки тому +5

    kurapika : your parents-
    me : my parents are 6 feet under da sea

  • @yourlostpen
    @yourlostpen 3 роки тому +15

    (Warning: jump scares)
    **falls asleep**
    My friend : 😨

  • @reii._.den1163
    @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +45

    Why do I need a bodyguard at the first place💀

    • @xlren3197
      @xlren3197 2 роки тому +4

      No one talks about our parents jobs so-

    • @shinobu6946
      @shinobu6946 Рік тому +3

      Because you need help 😌
      (Trust me so I do 🤩)

  • @Jumpsc_re
    @Jumpsc_re 2 роки тому +8

    Kurapika: Your parents hired me to take care of you
    Me: THEY WEREN'T FIGHTING ABOUT IT??

  • @爪乇-b8k
    @爪乇-b8k 3 роки тому +11

    Kurapika: I am at your service
    Me: Honey, I think its backwards, I Am at your service🛐🛐🛐

  • @_rays_lovely
    @_rays_lovely Рік тому +3

    Kurapika: hmmm what about princess?
    Me: do I look like a god damn princess to you?
    Yes🤭😍 ofc I do

  • @jesusmitski7354
    @jesusmitski7354 3 роки тому +16

    Waiter: is she you gf
    Kurapika: you could say that
    Me: hehe kurapika you play to much 🤭

  • @ysabelleyong5646
    @ysabelleyong5646 3 роки тому +12

    I need a cup of water after that teasing

  • @princess.peaches3181
    @princess.peaches3181 3 роки тому +89

    Waiter: is she your girlfriend
    Me about to say yes: ye-
    Kurapika: you could say that
    Me: GASP
    (Edit: thank y'all for 53 likes

  • @mikasaackermann3369
    @mikasaackermann3369 3 роки тому +5

    Kurapika: Good girl.
    Me: woof

  • @Ocean_gwen
    @Ocean_gwen 3 роки тому +29

    AHHH IM 1 HOURS EARLY WOOOOO💃🏼 LAST TIME I WAS 8 HOURS EARLY THISSS IS SOO COOLLL IM SO RED-I was having a panic attack so-so-thanks😗✌🏻😌

  • @jasmineokay8144
    @jasmineokay8144 2 роки тому +3

    No because that bang sound scared the dog shit out of me 😦

  • @prettyface7795
    @prettyface7795 3 роки тому +15

    The gunshot got me like😵

  • @mc_nuggies4963
    @mc_nuggies4963 3 роки тому +12

    Kurapika: are u jealous?
    Tch I don't feel love in the past 5years

  • @alex-z2l4x
    @alex-z2l4x 3 роки тому +10

    IT HAS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE LISTENED TO KURAPIKA X LISTENER UGH 😭😭👏🏻

  • @devildraculamhaoc9143
    @devildraculamhaoc9143 3 роки тому +6

    Kurapika:”your parents hired me”
    What parents,Honey I only have a dad my mom left me

  • @reii._.den1163
    @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +25

    Kurapika: dw that was a joke
    Me: it doesn't have to be a joke🙄

  • @minaashdio9373
    @minaashdio9373 Рік тому +1

    Random girl ; is she your girlfriend
    Kurapika ; You can say that
    Me ; 😳 uuhhhhhhh

  • @blossxma
    @blossxma 3 роки тому +15

    Loved this vid 😩😩😩 I'mma go finish writing my Kurapika oneshot now

  • @thegirlfriendofaladywithab3399
    @thegirlfriendofaladywithab3399 3 роки тому +5

    OK IM SORRY BUT LIKE YOUR ACCSENT IS JUST- UGHHHHHHHHH-
    I LOVE IT SO MUCH-

  • @rita_burita
    @rita_burita 3 роки тому +8

    Авв~, какая милая официантка!=^=

  • @star-wood
    @star-wood 3 роки тому +6

    We're jumpscare?
    9:57 founded it

  • @moriko8928
    @moriko8928 3 роки тому +2

    i am a hunter too don't be so smug! typical i knew mom would get me a walking gps

  • @ayar.09
    @ayar.09 3 роки тому +12

    This is really good! Still got scared of the gunshot tho and, kinlig din. Great job haru!💙

  • @kochomurasaki7387
    @kochomurasaki7387 3 роки тому +7

    AYE!!! Wassup my homies🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾😎😎😎

  • @simplewallflower7465
    @simplewallflower7465 2 роки тому +3

    This is definitely worth procrastinating my french homework for

  • @kristinekristine2980
    @kristinekristine2980 3 роки тому +2

    B-baka hmph! *Gets embarrassed* I-I'll fire you

  • @iliterallydontexist968
    @iliterallydontexist968 3 роки тому +7

    BRO WHY AM I ALWAYS LATE?! YOU KNOW WHAT IM BLAMING MY HOMEWORK FOR THIS ONE also great video haruma~~ ur videos are always ✨AMAZING✨❤❤❤❤

  • @rita_burita
    @rita_burita 3 роки тому +7

    КТО. ПОСМЕЛ. ПРЕРВАТЬ. НАШУ. ТРАПЕЗУ?! УНИЧТОЖУ!

  • @Noazin427
    @Noazin427 3 роки тому +6

    I'm late fuck,but i loved,i want part two(2)

  • @Kyra_Shanks
    @Kyra_Shanks 3 роки тому +3

    Oh...my.....GOODNESS!!!! I-im dying not legitimately but I'm dying this was sooo freaking good, kurapika is such a gentleman! I'm a little flustered but otherwise I'm fine❤

  • @misscakeXD
    @misscakeXD 3 роки тому +4

    *Coughs* *Coughs* it's Beautiful 😩💖💖✨

  • @StarsGoBurrr
    @StarsGoBurrr 3 роки тому +2

    I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND WAS-! I thought it was a window breaking, Also I was almost asleep but when the heard the sound I thought my window broke and I was going to die 😭😂😭😂

  • @Blue-Slushy604
    @Blue-Slushy604 3 роки тому +6

    I never clicked so fast before- (BTW your videos or SO GOoD you should make more of this keep up the good work

  • @Anans.1
    @Anans.1 2 роки тому +1

    YOUR VOICE FITS PERFECTLY

  • @maryannbachinicha7722
    @maryannbachinicha7722 3 роки тому +7

    I love this!<33

  • @ricapotche1067
    @ricapotche1067 3 роки тому +5

    Nooo im late i new i should open my phone earlier!😢

  • @Poorstacyz
    @Poorstacyz 2 роки тому +3

    These comments got me wheezing

  • @Jazzalean_Kibutsuji
    @Jazzalean_Kibutsuji 6 місяців тому

    Me: "his probably going to say princess"
    Him: "how about princess"
    Me:"I'm sorry what?! Did he just read my mind?"

  • @Beccapresko3875
    @Beccapresko3875 3 роки тому +4

    WE NEEEEEEED A PART 222222

  • @prettyface7795
    @prettyface7795 3 роки тому +6

    Part 2 please

  • @littelworld_
    @littelworld_ 3 роки тому +6

    I love this so muuuuuuch 😭💖

  • @your_fav_protag
    @your_fav_protag 3 роки тому +5

    I love this

  • @pairumi
    @pairumi 3 роки тому +3

    First to comment (ig)
    Edited: I skipped my sleep for this JWHSHAHAJA it's literally 4:28 am in here-

  • @Ocean_gwen
    @Ocean_gwen 3 роки тому +5

    But also..WHERES THE KURAPIKA VS NEKO KILLUA IM SORRY BUT WHERE I NEED PART 3 OR 4 OR 2 IDC JUST GIMME I NEED SOME-

  • @jam3963
    @jam3963 3 роки тому +3

    YASSIRRR

  • @grace.solos17
    @grace.solos17 3 роки тому +4

    Im sorry kurapika but I want the waitresses 🥵

  • @kurapikasmom
    @kurapikasmom 3 роки тому +3

    QwQ that made my heart melt

  • @леонневыпал-и6г
    @леонневыпал-и6г 3 роки тому +5

    пиздец я в концепересралась

  • @theofficialmonster2578
    @theofficialmonster2578 3 роки тому +5

    Ngl why is the maid a bit hotter then kurapika 😅

  • @isabellebonine9687
    @isabellebonine9687 2 роки тому

    *boom*
    Me:HOLY SHIT?! ANOTHER AD?!
    Ngl, best concept, best acting, best- uh uhm best other stuff. yeah one on my favs

  • @dianneclarke9646
    @dianneclarke9646 2 роки тому +2

    Please part two💛

  • @JazminEspinoza_
    @JazminEspinoza_ 3 роки тому +3

    GOOD JOB

  • @Higanbana2322
    @Higanbana2322 3 роки тому +4

    😍😍😍😍omg

  • @katsukibakugou4028
    @katsukibakugou4028 2 роки тому +3

    Why does he sound lile he is cutting a plate 😂

  • @Rubykurta
    @Rubykurta 3 роки тому +3

    I'm here❤❤❤❤

  • @Kyra_Shanks
    @Kyra_Shanks 2 роки тому +2

    I need part 2😢 pleaseeeeee

  • @adriennemartinez7340
    @adriennemartinez7340 3 роки тому +3

    Can you make a Part 2

  • @iihearttjadee_
    @iihearttjadee_ 3 роки тому +2

    WHY IS HOT😩

  • @angel-bj4jh
    @angel-bj4jh 3 роки тому +4

    Sᴇɴᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ :)

  • @Omiah-was_never_here
    @Omiah-was_never_here 3 роки тому +3

    Part two

  • @ぉヴェ-q6j
    @ぉヴェ-q6j 3 роки тому +4

    Noooo I'm late 😭😭

  • @yumichan1408
    @yumichan1408 2 роки тому +1

    Please begging for part 2😥❤️

  • @lio.phobic
    @lio.phobic 3 роки тому +5

    Flirt with me one more time and I will not hesitate to call my father 😃

    • @Max_Official-YT
      @Max_Official-YT Рік тому

      I wish i hade one starts laughing*Starts crying*

  • @raywithaflower2750
    @raywithaflower2750 3 роки тому

    I saw this was like nope not today

  • @buningaldeajovan7528
    @buningaldeajovan7528 3 роки тому +1

    Part 2 please🥺❤️

  • @discofrisooooo
    @discofrisooooo 3 роки тому +4

    When your parents are dead:|

  • @eirellia
    @eirellia 3 роки тому +3

    5 HOURS LATE

  • @korumi182
    @korumi182 2 роки тому +1

    Haru can we have a part two...pls?

  • @gon8149
    @gon8149 2 роки тому +1

    Part 2 plzzzzzzz🤤

  • @yonzii.1041
    @yonzii.1041 3 роки тому +2

    Part 2 reeeeeee

  • @AVAシ
    @AVAシ 3 роки тому +4

    Second comment

  • @ariyahzaireee.archog963
    @ariyahzaireee.archog963 3 роки тому +3

    When are you going to make ciel x neko listener can you answer me haruma please

  • @Kokoyo.asamax
    @Kokoyo.asamax 3 роки тому +1

    21 hours early •3•

  • @YoongiMin-kc6pm
    @YoongiMin-kc6pm 3 роки тому +2

    Hello

  • @reii._.den1163
    @reii._.den1163 3 роки тому +2

    I'm late TnT

  • @kionu-chan2030
    @kionu-chan2030 3 роки тому +1

    WAIT THE GIRL!! IS THAT NORA FROM RWBY?!

  • @kristinekristine2980
    @kristinekristine2980 3 роки тому +1

    Isn't that Nora from RWBY

  • @mag1cg1rl_
    @mag1cg1rl_ 3 роки тому +1

    Hi!

  • @kaenote4402
    @kaenote4402 3 роки тому +4

    I'm late:(

  • @cloutmakoto828
    @cloutmakoto828 3 роки тому

    Clout Makoto approves

  • @heartsfrome3976
    @heartsfrome3976 3 роки тому +1

    Can we have some more feitan 😭

  • @user-fg6gt8ee3m
    @user-fg6gt8ee3m 3 роки тому +1

    Killua please

  • @user-fg6gt8ee3m
    @user-fg6gt8ee3m 3 роки тому +1

    We're is killua??????

  • @GemmaSteward-sh7ry
    @GemmaSteward-sh7ry 4 місяці тому

    These comments wild asf😭

  • @NaiNai_ml
    @NaiNai_ml 3 роки тому

    I'm fucking 35 minutes late shit