I actually got one of these for free from the Joke Man himself back in 2006. Gave it to my little nephew and it became his most prized possession. He wore that fucking thing out.
When i was a kid my parents gave me a jokemaster for christmas one year and even before i knew the Howard Stern show i remember thinking to myself "can't believe they gave me this junk".
I've been binging on all things Jackie. I always thought the show was not the same after he left but this is beyond the funniest thing ever. The unpopular kid...im dying . The funniest segment yet on Jackie
Could you imagine that poor kid on Christmas morning? "Oh boy! I bet it's that Gameboy I always wanted! I've been good!" Enjoy your JokeMaster Jr, junior!
@Elaine Lanie Lane 5k LOL. I was thinking the same thing. The Cookie Puss clips where Howard mocks Fred in the Carvel Ice Cream Cookie Puss Voice are some of my favorites. Fred really is from Mars...who would buy an ice cream cake for their Mother for Mother's day
There’s a video on Reddit where a guys pees in Jackie’s pitcher of beer it’s almost half piss. And Jackie slams down the piss. And orders another. The guy is a piss swilling idiot. Literally
Since the first time her and Howard met...to.this very day...Howard was her meal tickets and she made 10s of millions a year with just being horrible...anyone literally can do her job and millions can do it better with ease...I have no idea why Howard thinks she is a good co host...she has to be the worst choice on the planet..
@@Onxy1976 agreed. It would have to be a well-spoken female African American. Those are the only requirements. That’s why her side projects all failed - lack of talent.
All the years when Jackie had plugs and COMMERCIALS on E! shows every night. You'd think he would go from corny Vaudeville jokes to the great material he used on the Stern show
His puns are what helped him accell at the show. Quick punchy short funny one liners. It is a real talent that might not translate to stand up but having seen Jackie's show it is by far the most fun i ever had at a comedy show. It is a freeforall and it is beyond the jokes the whole vibe is great
Pete Best didn’t play during the most commercially successful years of The Beatles. Jackie 100% did. If anyone is Pete Best it’s someone like AJ Benza or something.
The glory years God how funny they were all back then. And yes Robin made me laugh too. I will always love and adore Howard no matter how much of a clown is he today and he is.
Imagine being Jackie and leaving your 1.5 mil a year writers job on the show, then tuning in to hear all these people goofing on you…. That’s gotta sting
The best Joke master jr roast is when there was a comedian on, talking about if you have an unfunny toddler, they need this joke machine, or maybe this was it...?
12:47 “Rimonabant (also known as SR141716; trade names Acomplia, Zimulti)[3] is an anorectic antiobesity drug approved in Europe in 2006 but was withdrawn worldwide in 2008 due to serious psychiatric side effects; it was never approved in the United States” lol
Never tire of this bit. I've listened dozens of times over the years. How was Jackie brilliant at bouncing ideas off Howard, Robin and Fred yet his solo act is incredibly outdated and corny? It's like two different comics.
@@cooperlambert9621 Disagree with you 100%. For me the classic Stern years are king. What the show became is an embarrassment. Benjy and Sal and Richard funnier than Jackie? hell no! But you listen to the new shit and I will listen to my complete years of 1990 to 2001. All opinions anyway.........
Jackie Martling. David Caruso. Shelly Long. What do these people have in common...bad career moves! People who thought they were better than their actual worth.
but in the case of David Caruso, at least he made enough money that it really doesn't matter....Jackie has been living off scraps for the past 20 years.
They’re funny for 5-10 minutes but then it gets real old real fast. That style of setup / punchline went out of favor in the 60’s and comedians moved onto the monologue instead. Not our good old Jokeman though.
12:55 Rimonabant (also known as SR141716; trade names Acomplia, Zimulti)[3] is an anorectic antiobesity drug that was first approved in Europe in 2006 but was withdrawn worldwide in 2008 due to serious psychiatric side effects; it was never approved in the United States.
I love how Jackie markets it like it's a tool. Talking about how it pays for itself. 🤣
And the box it comes in..." the dam thing could sell air"
It's Jackie's whole act condensed into a cheap purple brick in plastic lol
🎉😂
Nobody naught this garbage Jackie sucked
Yes
Heeyyyy!!! It’s fuuunnnnyyyy!!!
Lolololol
I actually got one of these for free from the Joke Man himself back in 2006. Gave it to my little nephew and it became his most prized possession. He wore that fucking thing out.
Did he become a popular kid?
@@JustinJTime certainly not with his parents, my sister was legit angry at me for a while because the thing was so obnoxious.
I'm sorry you had a conquerer nephew.
Please post more of Jackie getting goofed on lol
When i was a kid my parents gave me a jokemaster for christmas one year and even before i knew the Howard Stern show i remember thinking to myself "can't believe they gave me this junk".
Didnt it make you cool?
Were they fans of the show or did they think it'd make you the most popular kid at school?
Ooof, I don’t think I would’ve admitted that.
Liar.
Jackie said you, and every other kid, "flipped for it".
That’s pretty funny man XD
I've been binging on all things Jackie. I always thought the show was not the same after he left but this is beyond the funniest thing ever. The unpopular kid...im dying . The funniest segment yet on Jackie
Yeah I loved the Jackie years the best
Could you imagine that poor kid on Christmas morning?
"Oh boy! I bet it's that Gameboy I always wanted! I've been good!"
Enjoy your JokeMaster Jr, junior!
But that's killer shit! 😂😂😂
I had one and I'm pretty sure I got it for Christmas lol
Is Jackie currently selling Jokemasters and "punching up scripts" on that jetti?
He is seriously selling jokemasters
@@oldironsides4107 pathetic
He's still selling them....as well as his Plasma
These were the best years of radio.
Miss the gang.
U got that right sister
Perfect time capsule segment of this era of the show
It looks like COOKIE PUSS!!! 🍰
@Ed Norton Gay Howard
@Elaine Lanie Lane 5k LOL. I was thinking the same thing. The Cookie Puss clips where Howard mocks Fred in the Carvel Ice Cream Cookie Puss Voice are some of my favorites. Fred really is from Mars...who would buy an ice cream cake for their Mother for Mother's day
“I’m gonna go drink some Jim beam, you go play with ure jokemaster 2”🤣😂
"Mom's gotta forge your celebrex prescription, you go play with your joke machine."
I can’t imagine how disappointed the kids that got this for Xmas were… 😂
Lol
Best line ever: “If you’re an unpopular fetus…” 😂😂😂
I gave my kids a joke master jr. and they laughed so hard they shit all over the living room
I've been looking for this clip forever.
Yes. Me too. Finally!
I never heard this gem before now, “ hey vinny I just made this nerd eat his joke machine “ prime Artie
There’s a video on Reddit where a guys pees in Jackie’s pitcher of beer it’s almost half piss.
And Jackie slams down the piss. And orders another.
The guy is a piss swilling idiot. Literally
24:32 Fred doing Jackie makes me laugh everytime
Robin tries to say what she thinks Howard wants to hear!
Na ! I dont care what you want to hear!
LOL if you say !
Since the first time her and Howard met...to.this very day...Howard was her meal tickets and she made 10s of millions a year with just being horrible...anyone literally can do her job and millions can do it better with ease...I have no idea why Howard thinks she is a good co host...she has to be the worst choice on the planet..
@@Onxy1976 agreed. It would have to be a well-spoken female African American. Those are the only requirements. That’s why her side projects all failed - lack of talent.
That guys phony baloney voice affect at the beginning was hilarious
When the HSS was an absolute beast I remember this when the show was live loving it right now. Thanks
He would have had more success if he made an adult joke machine.
His adult jokes were just as bad.
@Ricochet, nobody would buy it, since everyone already has a joke machine....their cell phone.
@@jansa940
I'm talking about when it first came out.
They didn't have smart phones back then.
@@jansa940 this is from like 04-05
All the years when Jackie had plugs and COMMERCIALS on E! shows every night. You'd think he would go from corny Vaudeville jokes to the great material he used on the Stern show
His puns are what helped him accell at the show. Quick punchy short funny one liners. It is a real talent that might not translate to stand up but having seen Jackie's show it is by far the most fun i ever had at a comedy show.
It is a freeforall and it is beyond the jokes the whole vibe is great
Man jeff was great here, he would have been a great addition to the team
They need to make a documentary about radio callers bc I swear every single one is mentally ill and it’s hilarious 😂
(The really tough part's when it starts negotiating for syndication rights to the kids' other toys.)
I could listen to this all day😂😂
Artie said, "seven killed in Fallujah and, Jackie's got a new joke machine". Miss you Baby Gorilla.
Artie and his stab wounds! I agree. Great radio
How many suckers ended up with the Joke Master for Christmas and then sliced their finger off trying to open it?
"Weinerdog's got a joke machine!" I lost it
Two flies land on a pile of shit...one lifts his leg and farts...the other says "Hey! I'm trying to eat here!" lol
😂
Fred doing Jackie is what makes this whole video amazing.
8:41
It's tired. I hate that sound of fake jackie
Lmao at the edits near the end where they use Jackie's (shitty) adult jokes.
“How do you know when you’re sick? When you throw up!” 💀💀💀
18:30 you have to help me papi lmao
Howard hung up on him...I actually wanted to know what he needed...😂😂😂😂😂
Fuuuuuuckkinnn dead.... “ howaaaar papiiii” 🤣🤣
I wish I could find a video clip of this with Jackie on HSN. Wonder what Shipping and Handling Cost..
19.95 at least lol
one of the funniest things ive ever heard post more
"Jackie just turned 57 and his jokes just turned 400 years old." BAM!
Jackie is such a hack. You gotta respect the cheap junk he sells.
Direct to the Dollar Store!
All Jackie Marlowe all day! F Timmy.
Jackie the Jokeman is the Pete Best of the Stern show.
Jackie wasn’t kicked out
More like Phil Specter
Pete Best didn’t play during the most commercially successful years of The Beatles.
Jackie 100% did. If anyone is Pete Best it’s someone like AJ Benza or something.
"Howard you have to help me papi"
I'm actually obsessed with sound boxes, & I'd kill for one of these!
You may need to look in a Moooooseum to find one!
Those are the lame jokes you see on Laffy Taffy wrappers.
LOL. True
There is a dirty joke machine as well.
24:35 I am so dead. Fred killed with this one
The glory years God how funny they were all back then. And yes Robin made me laugh too. I will always love and adore Howard no matter how much of a clown is he today and he is.
Yes!!! I love Jackie goofing
Imagine being Jackie and leaving your 1.5 mil a year writers job on the show, then tuning in to hear all these people goofing on you…. That’s gotta sting
From what I've read he was making a 3rd of that.
675 was his last salary. Great money but Howard was at 10 mill a year at that point.
@@kgamra1 Jackie says it was $600 and asked for $675 but was willing to take $650. He definitely deserved it if Howard was making $10 mil
36:02 absolutely hilarious
The Jackie puppet was always way funnier than Jackie ever was but the JP wouldn't exist w/o the Jokeman
Hackie the joke man!!!!
Jackie was clearly a hack and he was making major money on the biggest show in history and he walked away. U N B E L I E V A B L E
Clearly you have never listened to the show. Jackie wrote all of the show's greatest lines.
@@pageluvva his standup was hack.
@@mysonandme8424 Hacky for sure but always some laughs. I am a Jackie fan.
DAMM this is an AMAZING upload! I'm crying from laughing so much
Look at that piece of junk lmao
Jackie the Joke Man who wasn't happy with being successful??? That may be what makes Jackie the most awesome!!! I can identify...👍😎👍
The best Joke master jr roast is when there was a comedian on, talking about if you have an unfunny toddler, they need this joke machine, or maybe this was it...?
34:37 and 35:12 im in tears lol so damn funny
Audio book cutups always crack me up 😂😂😂
12:47 “Rimonabant (also known as SR141716; trade names Acomplia, Zimulti)[3] is an anorectic antiobesity drug approved in Europe in 2006 but was withdrawn worldwide in 2008 due to serious psychiatric side effects; it was never approved in the United States”
lol
I pooped my pants in utter horror and sheer joy
Never tire of this bit. I've listened dozens of times over the years. How was Jackie brilliant at bouncing ideas off Howard, Robin and Fred yet his solo act is incredibly outdated and corny? It's like two different comics.
That’s Killer Shit!
Indeed it is, Joke Man! 😅😅😅😅
Poor Jackie. The guy will go to his grave never admitting he made the biggest mistake in show history
Biggest mistake in show business history. Jackie had the pairing of minor talent and no shame that made him a sitting duck
He did admit it when he later called in 10 years later
Jackie is so sad
He Has no shame
The Jokemin
Knock knock
Who's there?
Santa clause
Santa clause WHY?
The Amazon reviews, if real, are pretty good.
See the mombo reviews
Lol imagine if Jimmy Kimmel actually went to Sirius
It’s on EBay for 25 bucks. It’s 24 dollars over priced.
No it's $24.99 over priced
Where does the general keep his armies? In his BLRHFFJICDOSDN
Classic!
"I still don't get it, boff...in other words, armies and sleevies, don't get I, boff"
I would kill to see the video of Jackie on the home shopping network
I hear ya!
a childhood friend
34:40 ironically one of the funniest jokes ive ever heard. Yessir Iamfat hahaha
When Jackie left the show it dive-bombed and has continued since then......... And love all the over-the-top fake laughing at Fred's "jokes"
Dude Jackie was only funny when he was getting goofed on. Howard, Benny, Fred, Artie, Sal and Richard are all funnier.
@@cooperlambert9621 Disagree with you 100%. For me the classic Stern years are king. What the show became is an embarrassment. Benjy and Sal and Richard funnier than Jackie? hell no! But you listen to the new shit and I will listen to my complete years of 1990 to 2001. All opinions anyway.........
It went to shit after Artie left.
@@mysonandme8424 Absol agree. Even before. When Artie started calling in sick and falling asleep it was pretty sad.
The show was best with Jackie and Billy
Jackie the Jokemun
The guest is doing the same horrendous affect the QVC host was doing
More than 1100 jokes???
One thousand one hundred?!?
Imagine doing joke #583!
Or #154
One thousand one hundred!
Insane
WHOOO WHOOO....
You gon to have to help me papi
Who's the unfunny guy sitting in with Howard and Artie?
Jimmy Kimmel I think
it wasn’t Jimmy
He doesn’t do stupid voices like that guy was doing
They said Jeff Cesario
Jackie Martling. David Caruso. Shelly Long. What do these people have in common...bad career moves! People who thought they were better than their actual worth.
but in the case of David Caruso, at least he made enough money that it really doesn't matter....Jackie has been living off scraps for the past 20 years.
Only Caruso realised the mistake and was lucky enough to come back
I never heard this one
Classic goof
Jackie’s life was funny , I didn’t really care for the rapid fire jokes .
They’re funny for 5-10 minutes but then it gets real old real fast. That style of setup / punchline went out of favor in the 60’s and comedians moved onto the monologue instead.
Not our good old Jokeman though.
U shud watch the clip where he roasts Howard. He is awful and gets zero laughs. Jackie is actually a horrible stand up comedian
Oh, you found it!
30:07 "a joke tampon" 😆
Who has the audio of the Jackie party when Nancy was passed out drunk with her legs spspread
I think that was at John's wedding. Look up Jackie drunk at John's wedding.
Howard genuinely wishes that his former staffers succeed after they leave the show...ha-ha
A rare statement by Howard he graduated summa cum laude
I’M LOOKING FAR A JOB
Thanks for uploading hahha
29 year old and an 8 year old...dude? Anyone have the story to this?
I think they were banging
12:55 Rimonabant (also known as SR141716; trade names Acomplia, Zimulti)[3] is an anorectic antiobesity drug that was first approved in Europe in 2006 but was withdrawn worldwide in 2008 due to serious psychiatric side effects; it was never approved in the United States.
Interesting
I'm on it I'm not crazy
It was still more successful than Nancy
34:41 Funny shit!
ITZ KILLA SHIT!!!
After Howard Jackie was the show..
jenks beat out John Edwards for the biggest douche of the universe award