IF ADULTS WERE HONEST ON CAREER DAY...
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- IF ADULTS WERE HONEST ON CAREER DAY... Feat. @TheeBlackBadger
I wonder how these career days would go if people starting telling these kids how they really feel about their jobs 🤣🤣
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"And the bill people don't care about how much money you got, they just want theirs."
Lmao priceless.
So damn wrong 😩
oh nah
Nah it’s a price
True though ^
The bill people sound like the Mafia, only, far more sadistic!
"You die here you get dead" had me laughing bruh 😂
Followed by, "who's ready to sign up?"😆
@@dkf315 And in real life, that’s followed by “who’s ready to re up?”
"School made me aggressive "😂😂😂😂😂 - words from a wise man
As a doctor that started practicing recently can confirm this is incredibly accurate…even lost a decent bit of my hair over the years of training. Those high stress 80 hour work weeks and switching from day shift to night shift ages you fast.
In Law school right now and the hair thing is 100% true 😂😂😂😢😢😢😢
Yes! My hair was long, thick, and strong until med school. It was down hill after the first month. It’s been 10 years since the and it hasn’t recovered😩. And this 6 figure student loan debt (only from med school)?! It’s 3 times my salary. If it wasn’t for the PSLF program, there’d be no hope in paying it off😭😂. Gotta laugh to not cry.
I don't know if it will be of any consolation, but thank you very much for your hard work and your sacrifices.
Nursing is pretty close... what was I thinking?? 😟😟😮😮
Making me rethink everything about becoming a defense attorney. I've always struggled with my hair, and I'm not trying to be bald just to do a career.
The doctor: I’ve been in school for 25 years. My tuition is 15 million dollars! Dead! 🤣🤣🤣
25 years with a 15m tuition All that teaching for nothing 🤣
“THIS AINT CALL OF DUTY OR FORTNITE” Got me dead😹😹😹😹😹
2:34 "BeCaUsE EvErY DaY SoMbOdY GeT DeAd" that was funny lol 😂😂😂
0:04 "Are you serious this was my dream job" said no one ever
The truthful section was hilarious 😂 😂😂 Truth and comedy 🤣
7:41 "So now I get to whoop ass professionally" 😂😂😂😂☠☠
2:44 all that fun stuff y'all see on call of duty, fortnite, and apex. false!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“& now I get to whoop ass professionally” ♥️🤣🤣
BlackBadger acting like the pastor from Friday”Ms. Parker Ms Parker”
This man is funny bro. He never fails to make my day better. Never stop being who you are.
Teacher: "If your happy and you know it clap your hands 👏 👏 👏."
Everybody: "Claps Hands."
Pops: "(Shoots Gun)"
You went from rough to “who wanna sign up”😂
I'M so GOOoone!! This was so freaking funny. Why in the Davy Jones Locker is a prisoner at a school? That preacher part got me!! In that case there should've been a homeless man present. Every single one of those kids is about to drop out ! 🤧😭😂
The police officer was the best one lmao
The hornets part had me dead 🤣🤣
Y’all got me dead 💀”can you hold a gun to a man face”… “bow” 😭😭😭
The kings of comedy 🤣🤣🤣
This is absolutely a classic 👌 I laughed my ass off the boxer had my dead😅😅
😂🤣😂🤣 The ideas you come up with Darryl 😂😂
"If you can drop out, drop out today! " lmao after that whole truth filled video yea pretty much just drop out haha
This is the most BEAUTIFULLY HILARIOUS video I've ever witnessed!! Thank you!
this collab was amazing and funny 🤞🏽🧡keep up the good work.BOTH of u
Are we going to overlook why the school has a convict in career day😂
As someone who was in the army and married to someone who is still in, it’s more like… it’s a fucking grueling place with even less rights than the people you “fight” for, all your friends die but most of them are just killing themselves instead of dying on a deployment, you wake up every day wishing you’d fall out of bed and break your back to get on disability for life and get out of the military, etc 💀. So much of the military is hell and being on the battlefield is such a small portion of it
"I cry everytime I wake up" had me dying 😂😂😂
i love this youtuber so much, he never fails to make me smile and he is always funny!! darryl keep up the good work bro (:
This is the best just had to watch it 3 times because it was supper funny🤣🤣
This shit is halarious
I’m glad you liked it 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Ikr
Facts
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OMG, this is going to be a classic! 🤣🤣🤣
You make me laugh darryl 😅🤣🤣
"Oh das a F BBOOWW
Oh das a D BBOOWW
Oh das a C BBOOOW"
had me dying😂😂😂😂
“O u wanna be a doctor no u don’t “that had me dying 😂
Lie: AFTER LIFE IS OVER WE CAN HAVE SOME MORE FUN IN HEAVEN! *DANCES*
truth: BOOTY-
Oh ya just read his Ming real quick ooooh move right ooohh move left them punches🤣🤣🤣
1:30 Cam Newton in a nutshell 😂
When I was a kid my teachers told me I should consider a career in education. Skip a decade and I decided teaching was the perfect field for me . Skip a few years ( 8 years ) and I’m now close to becoming a teacher.
"If you die, YOU GET DEAD!!"
lololololololol 😂😂😂😂
The bad cop tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“School made me aggressive”. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m in the bathroom about to get caught laughing mad hard at this video 😭
For soldier you should have added that 90% of the time is mind numbing boredom to the point where flipping burgers sounds EXCITING, while the other 10% is the sheer unadulterated HELL you described. For most often less pay than the burger flipper if american.
Every video just makes me crack up man go Daym u funny as hell man😂
Bah bro, you dropped the ball on the army. Should’ve been “every day, when I wake up, I piss excellence”. Every damn soldier I’ve met, including me, has made that joke at least once. All with an unhealthy dose of sarcasm, but still lol
Damn this made me laugh for a day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man works at Party City...free access to endless costumes and accessories 🤣.
I wish jobs like programmers or designers were part of this sketch. They are quite fine, common, well paid and you need a good education to do them.
Bro great vid the army one had me dying
oh lordy
I just realized that the UA-cam is the new comedy club tryout night. PS, this guy is real good.
"I spunt it all!" 🤪
😂😂😂🤣
The Paster had me week with that dance
the truthes and lies where so funny man have a good rest of the day happy on how far you got and the army man part and docter part part and boxer paster
"Charlotte Hornets???!!! Dats a Basketball Team" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
“LEMME GET THAT BOOTY COME HERE MS.JOHNSON”-
wise words from a man of god
edit: am i the only one who has watched this so many times? 😂
Yes
Fire fighters are missing. 🧐
Love the soldier😍😍😆😆
SO CRAZY YOU SAID THAT! I couldn’t find an outfit in time 🤣🤣 he’ll be in part 2!
@@DarrylMayes 😍😍😍😍👌👌👌
The Soldier: Even the truth is a lie for 75% of military members and most of their careers. Truth is, my deployments were vacations thanks to the very few on the front lines to create a safe base for support staff to work.
The soldier one would be more like: "It's absolute hell. I wake every morning and wonder how are the f are they going to f with me today. Maybe make me piss in a bottle, clean a rifle for the 50th time, do maintenance on a truck that we've only driven 10 miles in the past month, pull weeds, sweep the sand off the sidewalk, reorganize the conex, or perhaps my personal favorite 100% company layout because some dumbass in A Co lost his knee pads. What's that? Do I want to re-up? 🤣🤣🤣"
The military one I thought for truth would just be someone in an office since depending on your Mos you might just be someone who fixes the printers and computers on a base 😂
😂😂😂lol too relatable no cap some school days be not it
I love you and your videos man. Hilarious as hell
Man yall funny as hell...😂😂😂
I feel like the military guy missed an opportunity to talk about how he didn’t serve his country, just served Lockheed martin’s sharholders
Darryl is time for you to go to Hollywood
They always leave me laughing
"imagine COD,but in real life" freaking dying
I felt the military part bruh lol. 13 years WASTED!!
Started to laugh to myself when he was impersonating the preacher thinking it was hokey, then he got to the truth and it was exactly, 100% spot on. Unbelievable.
its career day while i am watching this
I love the part of the soldier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Am I rich?,HELL NO I'm broke"
Ayo darryl, i appriciate how organized ur videos always are, from the thumbnails, to the tittles etc keep up the great work
the TRUE truth of the military- I get up before the sun for PT. I have to be inpeak physical condition and all I do is click fucking spreadsheets
This was very chaotic but I love it
You know you make my day thanks keep it up
BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS BRUH!!!!
This is so frickin halirious😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I had such a terrible day thank you so much this made me so happy and laugh like hell
6:29 That got me 🤣🤣 Fun video. New petition to show the truth to students. This anger reminds me of the anger shown by the Jolly Ollie Man from the Career Day Hey Arnold episode
"Everyday someone get dead!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
"DO I LOOK LIKE JESUS?!" lol
" You dont choose the job.
The Bills Do. "
- A Broke Man
The Buffalo Bills are unforgiving 🤣🤣
Soo true
😂😂😂😂
@@decariusb71 that's why y'all stadium is f****** Frozen
@@tanneredge9774 Eagles field isn’t frozen
"CHARLOTTE HORNETS ?! THATS A BASKETBALL TEAM !"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🔥
😏😏
Thank God for the correction, I thought they were a hockey team
Bruh u joking right
Hahahaha
Didn't think that going to prison was a career, but OK. 🤣🤣🤣
Pays well and in *movies* they got free forks from inmates..
🚪🚶
Yeah it pays really well you get a cigarette a week even more if you are willing to give inmates blow jobs.
People that spend most of their adult life in and out of prison are called "Career Criminals" .
He's a career criminal, ba dum tss!
Right that’s crazy 😜
This whole entire skit was the bomb!! all this is really what life is about truly and it had me rolling out of my chair with laughter, but agreeing 100% of how we all go through life, being lied to since young, about every thing .
Yess
Yup... lolol sad but true lolol Hilarious skit lolol
When he turned down that walkie talkie and said, "I ain't worried about that right now." I was on the floor! 😆😂💯
I love reading this sort of comment. I have very poor hearing, and if an object (say a police radio) blocks my view of the mouth, and I can't read the lips, I miss out on some pretty funny stuff in the skits. Thanks for helping me get that part of the skit...very funny.🤣
7:38 “Every time I came thru them damn walls I wanted to fight somebody, so now I get to whoop ass professionally” had me dead😭😭😭
My favourite part
Mike Tyson would agree with that
Fuck yeah, where do I sign up?!
😂😂😂😂
The military man scene was amazing. PTSD at its finest🤣🤣🤣
"Everyday is like a nightmare"🤣🤣🤣💀
Bullets flyin everywhere
He's the only one that DIDN'T get paid for being there. He's just thrilled to go a day without getting shot at, and he's hoping to eat lunch in the cafeteria instead of getting his 50th straight day of MREs.
"Everyday you fight so the computer companies can get their lithium cheap! And don't expect the army to pay for shit when you get home and you got scar tissue and cry yourself to sleep every night! If you CAN sleep!"
@@dgeneeknapp3168 and then boom, school shooting
"I Got 50 dogs for no damn reason!" I'M DEAD💀
ua-cam.com/video/oUWfWKCvws8/v-deo.html
All these bathrooms it's just me lmfao
Darryl and badger are funny as hell as always 🤣 😂 😆 😄
True
honestly badger makes the best crazy person who's been in prison for 10 years
Badger is more cringe than funny
4 real tho
All these are funny af
The soldier and the doctor took it away for me🤣🤣🤣
Me to lmao
Not a blond wig!😆😅🤣
I can totally see Darryl being a Drill Sargent. 😆
Same😂😂
"BOI IF YOU DON'T STOP WHINING AND PICK UP THAT RIFLE I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU WISH YOU WERE HOME!"
Sergeant
More like pops
Major Payne
4:53 “We got a gang shooting”
Officer: MUTE 😂😂😂
That made me howl with laughter so loud that my kid came into my office to see if I was alright!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Everyday is like a nightmare!” 2:28 - LMAO.
As a veteran I appreciate your take on what an actual veteran feels like
"I don't get no damn respect" pretty accurate.
All those who criticize police are the ones less likely to join them to actually make a difference.
Yep. An officer is just trying to get through their shift, a cooperative citizen usually means a smoother experience for everyone.
@@gerardomartinez3920 Many find it a lot easier to tell others how to do a job then do it themselves. Plus, many who criticize the police might find the reality of the job very different than their proffered narrative.
I came to this video by accident after watching inside edition's video on someone being pulled over, and the guy bolted and the cop just said, "keep running."
@@truefanforum3273 I heard that a rather prominent person in the BLM movement recorded themselves going through shoot-no shoot training, and failed miserably. He expected it to be a lot easier, sorry idr the name.