This guy is about to learn what Christopher Lee already knew.... "Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody's stabbed in the back? Because I do."
You used the nurse's computer AND moved the Stanley cup? I'm not a thoughts & prayers person, but I think you'll need them. Along with a really good insurance policy.
@@H30_ oh, we'll insure it. but you'll need prior approval for whatever "treatment" the nurse decides to give you *before* filing a claim. also, the filing fee is $30. unless it's an out of network nurse, in which case it's $60. on the bright side, if we don't cover it, you'll probably hit your out of pocket max afterwards anyway. 🤣
It is. That death stare the first time I touched the nursing computer in the ER is now one of my core memories. And I relive it once a week as I pass a "free" computer at work while thinking "not today".
I’m a bit older. When I was in medical school, a particular unit in a particular hospital had an area with tape on the floor. That was to show the nurses’ area. Any doctor or med student who dared cross that tape would be happy to receive only a tongue lashing. Most intruders would be struck by charts. Back before EMR’s made life miserable, we had physical charts. You had to be there to understand the magnitude of being hit with a hospital chart. I wonder how those nurses handle intruders now?
@@jillefeldme9452 Easy! They're being hit with the clipboards or their tumbler cups. Or yknow, the bad unit coffee. Did you ever try bribery? Bribery usually works for access to the forbidden zone. Not always but usually. Nurses are susceptible to food and drink offerings. We're only partially domesticated you see.
I just cannot believe how universal and applicable this is to even me in Australia! The moving of the drink away...classic Dr move...the cardi on the chair...always. i just loved it.
Yeah. Ngl, when doctors take up our computers instead of going back to the center station, where there are 9 dedicated computers for them, while I'm standing there, with a lactate that needs scanning... I have, in fact considered murder. Multiple times.
Yep, once had a colleagues computer ‘liberated’ by a doctor, while she was in a COVID room, in the middle of obs and medications. We have taken to hiding our computers when we go on break.
In the US, the Case Managers have staked out their own computers, usually festooned with unicorns and pride flags. Rumor has it that hydrogen sulfide gas is released if a non CM touches the space bar.
Worked as a nurse in Denmark for 15 years. Getting back to "my" computer to find that a *certain someone* had moved my stuff (water, patient charts etc.) when there was a clearly unoccupied computer next to it was always pet peeve of mine 😅
@@carolinemeade2365the doctors constantly take all the computers meaning that there are none for us to do OUR work on, which often means going backwards and forwards between the computer, the pt, the drug room ect. Therefore some computers are marked as “Nurse only” so that there are actually some we can access
Yes I have family member that this happened to. It was an expensive high-end stethoscope they bought after graduating nursing college. A doctor borrowed it from the area without their permission and NEVER gave it back. Till this day my family member remembers this horrible event with great hatred. DO NOT TOUCH A NURSE'S STUFF THEY WILL REMEMBER AND NEVER FORGIVE
When I worked in the ED we did it a little differently. We had 2 doctors only computers, they were "subtly" located next to the med com radio and the med com phone.
I once sat in the Physician Only part of the cafeteria because it was almost empty and the rest of the cafeteria was completely full and by the time you get your food you have 10 mins to eat. I was summarily reprimanded upon arrival to my unit 10 minutes later.😂
Only thing he got wrong was the relative numbers. There are usually only one or two doctor computers (typically without a chair as it’s been stolen). There are 10 nursing computers, jackets and cups in place. Of course no one sitting there, still logged into epic. Smh!
The secret is to hang out at the nurses station and become friends with the nurses. It’s great to get to meet all your wonderful coworkers anyway and makes it easier to care for patients together. Then they let you use the nurses’ computers when the physicians’ dictation room is full…win-win
Gotta admit, that one's new to me. I was an acute care nurse at a hospital for 3-ish years and all of our computers were pretty much up for grabs by anyone, other than the one used by the unit coordinator, who was actively using it most of the time anyway.
I love the direction. How the music changes when you see the nurses' station. The slow motion as you commit the greatest sin of all. The ending with a glimpse of the nurse. And the music is great.
Things have soooo changed. When I was in nursing school in the early 70s we were required to stand when a doctor entered the room and to gjve HIM our seat. 😂😂
"A cup... should be left well alone. Oh, I know very well. How the PC beckons so sweetly. Only an emergency rotation will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild impertinency."
Gotta love it when I'm trying to make sure the patient doesn't fall off the OR table/ensuring induction goes smoothly and I turn around to see the surgeon or their resident has logged me out of my computer. There's a computer right next to it! Use that one!!!!!
You do not wanna mess with Ma/Senior Nurse Glaucomflecken's computer! 😅 That being said ... this is also how she catches her prey, a Senior Nurse likes her junior doctor meat fresh, a little adrenaline adds spice, and fear makes it tender ... Beware the Boss Nurse 😂
I always resented how nurses somehow get to keep a computer to themselves, while 20 doctors are hanging around unable to get anything done for their patients since they're all fighting for 1 computer
Back in the old days with paper charts you could never get caught up because half your charts were with the MD making rounds or at the clerk’s desk with orders needing to be processed. Yes, I’m that old!
I'm a retired unit secretary and told a doctor he could sit at my computer as I was going to lunch....he said no...cos he was afraid of answering the phones
😂😂😂😂 plus he was probably so conditioned not to sit at the Unit secretary's spot....I know many like that where I worked! Im a former UC/Monitor tech/PCT and now a nurse so I get it and respect everyone's ways! 😂
…with Ma Glaucomflecken as “vengeful nurse” 😂
Thanks Ma Glauc for her incredible 2 second performance.
The part she was born to play!
To make it even scarier, the vengeful charge nurse
And she did a great job!
Perfect casting, perfect performance, no notes. Sublime.
*sits down*
"You cannot access this computer with an enemy nearby"
😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, you DIDN'T!!!!!
This is such a funny comment, gold star for you
The cardigan and shiny water cup really add to this intense workplace thriller. Compliments to the set designer.
Agreed-the accuracy!😂😂😂
And the straw cover cap was perfection😂😂😂😂
Genuinely the best part
The Epic logos too!! Just so perfect in all ways.
In my best Christoper Lee impression: "So you have chosen death."
This guy is about to learn what Christopher Lee already knew....
"Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody's stabbed in the back? Because I do."
And she will use the bluntest option available so they don't suspect someone will medical skills did it.@@benjaminhardy153
@benjaminhardy153 yeah, that really scared Peter Jackson for a moment when Christopher Lee said that to him.
“YOU _FOOLS!_ NURSE DOOKU HAS TRAINED ME IN YOUR HEALTHCARE ARTS!”
That was a ballsy move. Stupid, but ballsy.
:'D oh my gosh the irony of this comment is .... :'D
Something for his eulogy.
OMG True Lies!!! I see you!!! Mad respect. 😆
You used the nurse's computer AND moved the Stanley cup?
I'm not a thoughts & prayers person, but I think you'll need them.
Along with a really good insurance policy.
Nobody would ever insure such reckless behavior.
@@H30_ oh, we'll insure it. but you'll need prior approval for whatever "treatment" the nurse decides to give you *before* filing a claim. also, the filing fee is $30. unless it's an out of network nurse, in which case it's $60.
on the bright side, if we don't cover it, you'll probably hit your out of pocket max afterwards anyway. 🤣
He will need all the insurances to get through this one, health/life/dental/vision and especially accidental death/dismemberment
That part! You saw the cup! You moved the cup! 😂 That’s ok, though, I’m sure you’d be apologetic, then I’d happily share!
*Sat down* "Why do I hear boss music?"
This computer has a health bar!
Cue music: “Dumb ways to die” 😂
It is. That death stare the first time I touched the nursing computer in the ER is now one of my core memories. And I relive it once a week as I pass a "free" computer at work while thinking "not today".
Of all the places, the ED, with the saltiest mother fucking nurses in the hospital
I felt so anxious and when you pushed the cup back. Oooo bad move sir, bad move.
I was so anxious from the second he decided to sit down 🤣
I gasped. Do not leave evidence you were there!
The drink by the mousepad and jacket on the chair. Well done 😂
Bedazzled drink cup.
I swear I made a similar comment independently and wasn't copying you lol.
Even histology were impressed with the creative sectioning done to the remains. And no Jonathans were harmed in the making of this.
under rated comment 😂
@@jiggledjoocies619 Pretty sure Jonathans and nurses are allied, no reason to harm them
Yeah... We've been feeding the Jonathans info at ever oppertunity.
The nurse who stepped away for ONE moment and appears from nowhere to menace the doctor...yes.
I’m a bit older. When I was in medical school, a particular unit in a particular hospital had an area with tape on the floor. That was to show the nurses’ area. Any doctor or med student who dared cross that tape would be happy to receive only a tongue lashing. Most intruders would be struck by charts. Back before EMR’s made life miserable, we had physical charts. You had to be there to understand the magnitude of being hit with a hospital chart. I wonder how those nurses handle intruders now?
@@jillefeldme9452 Easy! They're being hit with the clipboards or their tumbler cups. Or yknow, the bad unit coffee. Did you ever try bribery? Bribery usually works for access to the forbidden zone. Not always but usually. Nurses are susceptible to food and drink offerings. We're only partially domesticated you see.
When I worked in the ER I would trade 10 min on my nursing computer for a Dr to review a new Paediatric attender 😂
Clever
Smart. Love a good bribe
dr don't have their own computer?
Def recommend making friends with the nurses. Make things much easier! 😂
I just cannot believe how universal and applicable this is to even me in Australia! The moving of the drink away...classic Dr move...the cardi on the chair...always. i just loved it.
The accuracy of the jacket on the chair and the big ass cup on the desk is very funny
Yeah. Ngl, when doctors take up our computers instead of going back to the center station, where there are 9 dedicated computers for them, while I'm standing there, with a lactate that needs scanning... I have, in fact considered murder. Multiple times.
Fair.
Yep, once had a colleagues computer ‘liberated’ by a doctor, while she was in a COVID room, in the middle of obs and medications. We have taken to hiding our computers when we go on break.
No jury would convict you.
Nice to hear from both sides 😃
He’s dead now.
Moving the cup triggered the alarm 😂😂
Ooh. He pulled out a new color of scrubs and a second actor for this one: you know it's serious.
From the UK, some things in health care are universal.
The ward clerks computer is even more intimidating.
In the US, the Case Managers have staked out their own computers, usually festooned with unicorns and pride flags. Rumor has it that hydrogen sulfide gas is released if a non CM touches the space bar.
Worked as a nurse in Denmark for 15 years. Getting back to "my" computer to find that a *certain someone* had moved my stuff (water, patient charts etc.) when there was a clearly unoccupied computer next to it was always pet peeve of mine 😅
I'm a nurse and I find this to be very funny. Thank you
I don’t get the jokes.
@@carolinemeade2365the doctors constantly take all the computers meaning that there are none for us to do OUR work on, which often means going backwards and forwards between the computer, the pt, the drug room ect. Therefore some computers are marked as “Nurse only” so that there are actually some we can access
😂
Fellow nurse here! I loved it!! The accuracy 😂
One scene too short: Missing the decapitated head dripping blood.
A nurse would never leave that kind of evidence.
Oh no. They're more thorough than that, and wouldn't leave the mess for operations to clean up.
Plot twist. This is her stethoscope he filched last week.
Yes I have family member that this happened to. It was an expensive high-end stethoscope they bought after graduating nursing college. A doctor borrowed it from the area without their permission and NEVER gave it back. Till this day my family member remembers this horrible event with great hatred. DO NOT TOUCH A NURSE'S STUFF THEY WILL REMEMBER AND NEVER FORGIVE
Yes!! You're a doctor and you don't have a stethoscope?? You want to borrow mine?? Um, no. Here's one of the crappy disposable ones from the pyxis.
I was expecting a cut scene at the end showing the nursing equivalent of Jigsaw riding a tricycle and circling a bound Dr. Glaucomflecken.
When I worked in the ED we did it a little differently. We had 2 doctors only computers, they were "subtly" located next to the med com radio and the med com phone.
I once sat in the Physician Only part of the cafeteria because it was almost empty and the rest of the cafeteria was completely full and by the time you get your food you have 10 mins to eat. I was summarily reprimanded upon arrival to my unit 10 minutes later.😂
I work in the ER...our water bottles are an angrier version of shiny.
Please don't scare me like that. That was horrifying.
Not even Jonathan could save him now
As someone who works with a bunch of nurses, this is legit
Only thing he got wrong was the relative numbers. There are usually only one or two doctor computers (typically without a chair as it’s been stolen). There are 10 nursing computers, jackets and cups in place. Of course no one sitting there, still logged into epic. Smh!
It appears that the cardigan and water cup are universal signs of a nursing computer. They have the comfiest chairs, too!
Lmao the computer screen isn't the only thing EPIC about that vignette 😂
😂😂😂😂 As a nurse, I could wholeheartedly feel how much he was in trouble, even before Thanos showed herself hiding behind the door... 😅
This is gonna KILL at Sundance
Competition over! Doc has unveiled UA-cam’s Video Of The Year winner 🏆
Oh sh*t! That got MY pulse racing! 🤣🤣🤣 RIP
A resident signed out the triage nurse mid triage note when they stepped away to check something. That did NOT go over well.
The way he pushed the tumbler. Sir, you ain't have to do that 😅😅
I could hear the slow-motion "Noooooo" in my head as he sat down.
That one frame of the hand flicking the water bottle out of the way 😂😂😂 you are so dead meat 😂
The secret is to hang out at the nurses station and become friends with the nurses. It’s great to get to meet all your wonderful coworkers anyway and makes it easier to care for patients together. Then they let you use the nurses’ computers when the physicians’ dictation room is full…win-win
This is the way
You might also get pens for free.
Gotta admit, that one's new to me. I was an acute care nurse at a hospital for 3-ish years and all of our computers were pretty much up for grabs by anyone, other than the one used by the unit coordinator, who was actively using it most of the time anyway.
me: this is gonna be a bigger risk than charting in the ER, isn't it ....
It used to be the pens the nurses hoarded
we still do, and if you touch our pens you better hope you have good life insurance
I love the direction. How the music changes when you see the nurses' station. The slow motion as you commit the greatest sin of all. The ending with a glimpse of the nurse. And the music is great.
Never postpone lunch for the sake of work.
Just don't take our pens!
key is not to sit down
lol them nurses don’t play when you mess with their computer 😂.
Touching that cup was the equivalent of touching the thermostat when you lived with your dad 😂😂😂 it's every nurse's built-in warning system
Moving the tumbler is what sealed your fate
Things have soooo changed. When I was in nursing school in the early 70s we were required to stand when a doctor entered the room and to gjve HIM our seat. 😂😂
I would have gotten fired so fast in that kind of environment 😂
But that was when nurses had smoke breaks.
I remember hearing about those days!
I was totally waiting for that sign to say "Charge Nurse Only". 😆
The one with the laptop and the same colour of the scrubs and chair is the best 😂
"A cup... should be left well alone. Oh, I know very well. How the PC beckons so sweetly. Only an emergency rotation will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild impertinency."
Taking your life in your own hands there doc
Am i the only one screaming "Don't do it! Its a trap!" 😂😂😂
Gotta love it when I'm trying to make sure the patient doesn't fall off the OR table/ensuring induction goes smoothly and I turn around to see the surgeon or their resident has logged me out of my computer. There's a computer right next to it! Use that one!!!!!
Oh boy, looks like you're going to get an earful
Props to Ma Glaucomflecken!
...& that rug looks soooo fuzzy & comfy for tired feet!
You never. Never. Go on the nurse only computer if you’re not a nurse.
YOU IN DANGER GIRL!!! 😂🤣😂
And you better not take the pharmacist COW either.
You fool--it's a trap! RUN!!
😂😂😂😂
Oh boy...
You really effed up this time.
Omg I was like yelling at my phone "don't do it Dr. G!🙏"
You do not wanna mess with Ma/Senior Nurse Glaucomflecken's computer! 😅
That being said ... this is also how she catches her prey, a Senior Nurse likes her junior doctor meat fresh, a little adrenaline adds spice, and fear makes it tender ... Beware the Boss Nurse 😂
Would like to see Ma Glauc in more skits terrorizing you from different departments. 😂😂❤❤
The music, the eyes, and exhale as he goes to sit captures it all. We ve all been there with the overly protective nurse/work station.
I always resented how nurses somehow get to keep a computer to themselves, while 20 doctors are hanging around unable to get anything done for their patients since they're all fighting for 1 computer
In my day it used to be the Nurses Pen! 😂
😆Unit Secretary before Epic-My computer and pens were not to be messed with!
Nurses notes: Dr Glaumcomflecken suddenly and inexplicably came down with a case of broken neck.
Back in the old days with paper charts you could never get caught up because half your charts were with the MD making rounds or at the clerk’s desk with orders needing to be processed. Yes, I’m that old!
I'm a retired unit secretary and told a doctor he could sit at my computer as I was going to lunch....he said no...cos he was afraid of answering the phones
😂😂😂😂 plus he was probably so conditioned not to sit at the Unit secretary's spot....I know many like that where I worked!
Im a former UC/Monitor tech/PCT and now a nurse so I get it and respect everyone's ways! 😂
You gotta be careful. Every single nurse at my work walks around with extra IV catheters in their pockets, ready to draw some blood 😅
*shanks
Oh, dude. You did not.
So so funny & so so true! You nailed it (again). 😂
if only you could feel my pain as a respiratory therapist
EPIC!!!😂😂😂
OMG - I’ve just moved back to the 🇬🇧 I never thought I would say this but, man I miss Epic!!!
Surely you jest!
RIP Dr Phil, last we will see of him :p
Welp, this is it. The final one. He's not surviving that!
Don't forget. Nurses have excellent memory and some of us know how to make "things" disappear. 😁
deleted scene: Dr. Gluac gets beat up!
That damn cup is so on point
You may laugh, but in the UK NHS nurses spend their entire shift behind a computer.
Me a nurse. *shrugs* “No prob Doc. The faster you get your orders in the faster we can get stuff going. “
Agreed
Yeah, but they have to go through pharmacy first, and WHO KNOWS when the pharmers will get around to them.
@@TheVertigoalley I know it! Cmon pharmacy!
"nursing computer only" who is nursing the computer?
The nurse behind the door took me out 😂😂😂
You touched the cup! Never touch the cup.
Slowly a voice from behind asks: what do you think you’re doing?!”
Such drama! Music is great and your expressions hilarious 👏👏👏
You brought this fate upon yourself, Dr Glaucomflecken.
The music is chef's kiss 🎉
At least you didn’t try to clock in at the hospital server computer on your first day, not that I would know anything about that 🙃
Oh this is so insanely accurate!!! 😂😂😂
The way I was yelling at you not to do it as you sat down...
😂
Phil chose death
Also, you've been killed it with the BG music lately 👌