Watching Glock struggle with leaving the loot behind knowing full well he can just run back, turn in the mission, and come back for loot is a special kind of entertainment.
I get it though. I do similar stuff in this game and others like Minecraft all the time. That mindset of "I don't care how much it debilitates me, I'm not making two trips".
"Don't squat on your spurs" is an old cowboy saying for be careful of your surroundings, especially when vulnerable. Back in the day, you'd take a squat with your pants down to use the restroom out in the field. If you squat too far, you'll stab yourself with your boot spurs. Imagine getting stabbed in the cheeks when you're at your most vulnerable
10:45 "Strippers in the Attic," the little known sequel to "Flowers in the Attic." They REALLY took that series in another direction after the first one.
"If that's how people want to spend their time, let them do it!" This is fundamentally against TFP's stance of "Play the game OUR way." Literally every single update has contained at least one change to counter player strategies, horde base designs, or other things. They seemingly hate it when people play their sandbox game as a sandbox, instead of the VERY specific way they want you to play it. :/ The fact the game is voxel-based almost feels like a waste with how linear the POI's are designed; it's less like exploring a zombie-infested building in the apocalypse and more like a Skyrim dungeon.
To be fair, one of my fave parts of the game is the dungeon style pois. Especially as someone that recently picked it up in the past year so each building feels a little different. Then once you know the layout can just “smash and grab” as Glock so eloquently puts it, lol.
Love your "action music' 😂. Great fun as always. Here's to you finding the last two vehicle books in the next mailbox or crate you search. Thanks Glock xx
@@Daniel_K95 Josh aka Jawoodle. He got into the trader minutes before it closed. Then when it closed, he was teleported out of the trader with his vehicle still there.
For those who don't know, there is a certain amount of points that you need to complete each POI tier. You can find it by clicking on the quests icon (press tab first) It's the exclamation point icon. In the left side box top right it'll have the tier you're on and how many points you have/need to get the next tier.
Vehicle magazines in cars is definitely still a thing. I just unlocked the gyro mostly from just roaming around, looting cars. I can also HIGHLY recommend you craft whatever quality nerd chest you can when reading magazines - gives a chance for one magazine to count for two. I ended up storing all the magazines I loot through the day and reading them all with the nerd chest on at night.
I can't even recall how many times I have been at that damn gate and the trader closing as soon as I go to open it LOL Great video, bro!! Keep up the great work!
Good stuff. :) You can still find vehicle magazines from vehicles, I find them somewhat regularly so I'd guess you've just been unlucky. Also, disappointed there was no minibike wheelie-clip in this episode. :P
10:00 what is he referencing here? Is there a limit on how many jobs one can take each day? I must have missed when he talked about it Edit: I love the editing of this video btw !!
Finished work, looking forward to watching this when i finished. Sat at the bar and was having some drinks when i started laughing my ass off at the duck hunt medley. Was a jiggly quiet laugh. Once you said " nailed it " turned into a few loud laughs. Everyone was looking at me. Didn't care. If they can find the 1 feeling I have left, kudos. It's incredible to watch you play one of my favorite games, and I relate to every reference you make. Thank you for your content. I always look forward to it.
hey glock, love your videos man, truly do, watching your old videos of ark rn, but hey when your riding your mini bike if you hit shift you get a speed boost.
Makes more sense to me to keep the melee wall down to 3 wide. Bottle neck em instead of a 5 wide fight. You seem to forget about them when its 5 wide. Plus, that's too many blocks and hatches to keep up with in a hord fight. Great vids, Glock. Wouldn't mind seeing other games more often. Keep slayin and prayin.
i think the books are more tied to the perks now, i am doing a int build and had all the perks i could into vehicles and i got to motorcycle around day 18-20 ish but kinda sucks for finding things your not spec'd into but is good for rushing specific things
Squatting on your Spurs- Cowboy boots had metal spikes/Spurs on the back side on the boot, for "Spurring" a horse to go faster. They also like clip/strap in, so not easy to take off. Next part, is squatting while you're out in the Wild takin' a poop. Don't Squat Taking A Poop with your Spikey Metal Spurs..... ... ....
hi g9, hey on that vehicle book thing in cars.. who reads them in the car? i would expect them in garages, gas stations and car dealerships, maybe at home on the coffee table right? another thing, "CORNMEAL"???? 70, 80 years ago you might see it a little more often. i do not remember even noticing it in the grocery store. why so much of it in this game? flour is more common. anyway, keep these damn fine videos coming, it's going to take a while before tv and movies are worth watching again.. we need ya
Great video as always. FYI, I play on normal difficulty and started getting greenies around the same time. Night 21 was full of greens and yes 1 demo! Good luck to you sir.
Rotten Meat is edible - if you make Hobo Stew from it. "Where's the challenge?" *gets slapped by bird* "That's bullshit." 😂 I've found plenty of Vehicle Books km vehicles.
You, Sir, are a Comic Genuis. And I'm not talking Superheroes, either. Though, now that I think about it, Wouldn't we all like to see the Adventures of Glockman?
I always have a nerd outfit in my inventory and I wear it before I read book to get double points. Is working like a charm. The L6 I have now, gives me 50% possibility for double points.... I am in day 35 and I have already maxed out almost everything.
This is one of the best comedic videos you have done.
So good lmao
Agreed 100%, Glock is definitely like fine milk, only gets better with age.
He sets a high bar for himself, but I have to agree with you! It was a laugh packed episode, especially for a 20 minute one.
Bruh, that action music just for the trader to be closed. 😂 that was epic.
For some reason, I feel like it was absolutely necessary 😂
Much like most nostalgic moments they're rudely interrupted by a distracting moment of suck in the present.
Kraftwerk/DepecheMode mash-up?
Watching Glock struggle with leaving the loot behind knowing full well he can just run back, turn in the mission, and come back for loot is a special kind of entertainment.
My mom always told me I was special.
I get it though. I do similar stuff in this game and others like Minecraft all the time. That mindset of "I don't care how much it debilitates me, I'm not making two trips".
@@Glock9 Loving your vids man, keep it up.
"Don't squat on your spurs" is an old cowboy saying for be careful of your surroundings, especially when vulnerable. Back in the day, you'd take a squat with your pants down to use the restroom out in the field. If you squat too far, you'll stab yourself with your boot spurs. Imagine getting stabbed in the cheeks when you're at your most vulnerable
10:45 "Strippers in the Attic," the little known sequel to "Flowers in the Attic." They REALLY took that series in another direction after the first one.
Would be a double feature with, Monkey Man in the Basement".
it comes in a boxset with "Indian in the cupboard" and "wocket in my pocket"
I'm glad I'm not the only person whose thoughts went in that direction. It's a bit less unsettling.
You forgot about the third installment Big boys in the basement.
watching you heading towards Bob without boosting as the time ticks down, the anxiety, the tension, it was real
"If that's how people want to spend their time, let them do it!"
This is fundamentally against TFP's stance of "Play the game OUR way." Literally every single update has contained at least one change to counter player strategies, horde base designs, or other things. They seemingly hate it when people play their sandbox game as a sandbox, instead of the VERY specific way they want you to play it. :/
The fact the game is voxel-based almost feels like a waste with how linear the POI's are designed; it's less like exploring a zombie-infested building in the apocalypse and more like a Skyrim dungeon.
To be fair, one of my fave parts of the game is the dungeon style pois. Especially as someone that recently picked it up in the past year so each building feels a little different. Then once you know the layout can just “smash and grab” as Glock so eloquently puts it, lol.
Love your "action music' 😂. Great fun as always. Here's to you finding the last two vehicle books in the next mailbox or crate you search. Thanks Glock xx
That pig you felt sorry for reminded me of that pig you had as a companion when you were doing the vegetarian farmer Glock series
R.I.P.
Never forget
Well, at least you didn’t get your vehicle impounded like Josh😂
Lol yeah I laughed way too hard at Josh when it happened
@@Splappa09Gamingwho’s Josh and how’d his vehicle get impounded?
Was it Rekt that impounded it? I could see Rekt doing that and then cussing you about it.😅🤣😂
@@Daniel_K95 Josh aka Jawoodle. He got into the trader minutes before it closed. Then when it closed, he was teleported out of the trader with his vehicle still there.
@@undersiege24 most likely lol
Oh yes! I was totally getting Glock withdrawals. 😫 13:06
For those who don't know, there is a certain amount of points that you need to complete each POI tier. You can find it by clicking on the quests icon (press tab first) It's the exclamation point icon. In the left side box top right it'll have the tier you're on and how many points you have/need to get the next tier.
Vehicle magazines in cars is definitely still a thing. I just unlocked the gyro mostly from just roaming around, looting cars. I can also HIGHLY recommend you craft whatever quality nerd chest you can when reading magazines - gives a chance for one magazine to count for two. I ended up storing all the magazines I loot through the day and reading them all with the nerd chest on at night.
The sound effect bit got a laugh from me. I remember when you first started using those and they still crack me up every time.
Yay!
It’s our Friday Glock9 fix!
Thanks Glock, that "action music" put the Brodyquest earworm in my head and it's been stuck there since my lunch break
That ending! Pure comedy gold!
"Don't squat on your spurs" is good advice
Atleast you didnt leave your minibike inside Bobbys compound, unlike someone else...
Good morning everyone! Glock I hope you are enjoying your vacation!!
OMG...still LMAO over the ending.... true Glock high jinks!
Editing on this was Epic. I can’t say when something was planned or slapped as voice over. The only certainty is how much I laughter. 😂😂
Its glockin time
Hope you don't run into the issue I did with this setup they didn't want to come down the hallway due to the blade traps
Mansion in the middle of construction: You know what this means: House flipper
Your editing, insertion of jokes along with queued music, etc. is elevated. You had me laughing literally out loud a few times. Keep up the grind sir!
The bits with the music were top notch editing. also, you can check your tier progress by tapping the O key.
The ending was beyond brilliant
Bro that ending was PERFECT!!!
Your commentary made me laugh so much. Had a shite day so thank you Glock9
I can't even recall how many times I have been at that damn gate and the trader closing as soon as I go to open it LOL Great video, bro!! Keep up the great work!
Glocks consistency, across the board, is keeping me grounded.
I love you, Glock. Thank you.
Without a doubt, one of the funniest episodes you've recorded.
You're the best at remembering your sound clips. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Love the music choices. *chef's kiss*
Youre getting more creative every episode im loving it man, keep up the awesome content ❤
Glock: why is there a cooking book in a vehicle?
Me: must be an Urber eats
Creep
12:20 All that rambling for nothing. 😂
The edits and jokes were on point for this one
Duck Hunt is the first game I remember playing, I must have been about 3 or 4 lmao
12:28 The Squeeky Wheel Gets the Grease!
Though that may be another southern thing that an east coast Yankee doesn't get 😂
This episode was amazing! And I loved the Wes Anderson inspired action music haha
That "action song" was seriously a bop.
oh, that was an amazing ending. lol. I hope you enjoyed your vacation. :)
The 'minibike action' music was perfect!
It was hilariously entertaining 20 min. Thank you G9
Cue action music immediately goes in to the soundtrack from Life aquatic with Steve zissou😂😂
Watching Glocks editing style evolve is equally as entertaining.
I really like the Hellenes residence, I've lived there once and fixed it up nicely. A bit big for one person, but it was fun.
When you're in a rush. Minibike is so freaking sloooow!
Duh Khunt? Dukh unt?
OMG! This one was hilarious! 😂
Good stuff. :) You can still find vehicle magazines from vehicles, I find them somewhat regularly so I'd guess you've just been unlucky. Also, disappointed there was no minibike wheelie-clip in this episode. :P
10:00 what is he referencing here? Is there a limit on how many jobs one can take each day? I must have missed when he talked about it
Edit: I love the editing of this video btw !!
Yes TFP in a recent patch limited how many jobs will count towards yout trader completion rewards. It's capped at 3 by default
@@Splappa09Gaming ah, gotcha. Thanks for the info!
Love the added music/“sound effects” you added!
You might want to double line the outside wall
The laughing dog in duck hunt, you gotta plug that graphic into a video!
"Nailed it. Thats like exactly what i did" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 legend
This is going to be amazing
Love your dedication to this game bro your one of a kind!
Thank god, the man from New Jersey uploaded.
It really couldn't end better than that
holy shit, I was laughing my ass off during this one. Thanks man.
12:09 they still have vehicle books in vehicles. I have found like 15 in vehicles in my 1.0 game.
Finished work, looking forward to watching this when i finished. Sat at the bar and was having some drinks when i started laughing my ass off at the duck hunt medley. Was a jiggly quiet laugh. Once you said " nailed it " turned into a few loud laughs. Everyone was looking at me. Didn't care. If they can find the 1 feeling I have left, kudos. It's incredible to watch you play one of my favorite games, and I relate to every reference you make. Thank you for your content. I always look forward to it.
hey glock, love your videos man, truly do, watching your old videos of ark rn, but hey when your riding your mini bike if you hit shift you get a speed boost.
I love how gaming Glock knows what future Glock is thinking.
How beautiful. You unlock the chemistry station by searching a chemistry station. Ah… how poetic
I’m a simple man. I hear duck hunt, I upvote. Totally rad also getting the heavy nod.
Makes more sense to me to keep the melee wall down to 3 wide. Bottle neck em instead of a 5 wide fight.
You seem to forget about them when its 5 wide. Plus, that's too many blocks and hatches to keep up with in a hord fight.
Great vids, Glock. Wouldn't mind seeing other games more often.
Keep slayin and prayin.
Oh man, your videos crack me up.
The quickscope comment in the middle of you talking made me laugh real hard 😅
If you would’ve had the motorcycle you would’ve made it to bob’s on time lol. Those damn vehicle books. Epic music on the way to the trader though.
i think the books are more tied to the perks now, i am doing a int build and had all the perks i could into vehicles and i got to motorcycle around day 18-20 ish but kinda sucks for finding things your not spec'd into but is good for rushing specific things
Omg the music 😂 I love the tunes
Absolutely love the action music song :)
Squatting on your Spurs- Cowboy boots had metal spikes/Spurs on the back side on the boot, for "Spurring" a horse to go faster. They also like clip/strap in, so not easy to take off. Next part, is squatting while you're out in the Wild takin' a poop. Don't Squat Taking A Poop with your Spikey Metal Spurs..... ... ....
hi g9, hey on that vehicle book thing in cars.. who reads them in the car? i would expect them in garages, gas stations and car dealerships, maybe at home on the coffee table right? another thing, "CORNMEAL"???? 70, 80 years ago you might see it a little more often. i do not remember even noticing it in the grocery store. why so much of it in this game? flour is more common. anyway, keep these damn fine videos coming, it's going to take a while before tv and movies are worth watching again.. we need ya
Great video as always. FYI, I play on normal difficulty and started getting greenies around the same time. Night 21 was full of greens and yes 1 demo! Good luck to you sir.
i love your style of comedy ♥
we need G9 merch that's just a black t-shirt with the corn meal on the front and his logo on the back no words at all non needed....
That ending was just perfect lol
glock over the top!!!!! i laughed so much , keep it up glock!!!!! your the best!!!!!!
One of my fav videos! Glock's too funny sonetimes 😂😂
Your right they have nurfed vehicle books.
I have found some but not much also i have an tier 6 rogue hood and xp mode
Always love seeing that flag. Everybody go cook a Tony "Thick44" steak this weekend!
Rotten Meat is edible - if you make Hobo Stew from it.
"Where's the challenge?"
*gets slapped by bird*
"That's bullshit." 😂
I've found plenty of Vehicle Books km vehicles.
Was not prepared for how good that song is.
You, Sir, are a Comic Genuis. And I'm not talking Superheroes, either. Though, now that I think about it, Wouldn't we all like to see the Adventures of Glockman?
Rolling up as he says its closed is hilarious. Fucking timing sometimes.
The editing in this video was top notch lol
I just met Grace for my first time. She killed me no problem lol. I had no idea and all I had was a club.
Bobby is evil!, He stole JaWoodle's motorcycle a few episodes ago, and now he slammed the gate in Glock's face. Bobby getting ruthless!!!
I can’t wait to see you do The Minotaur Theater!!
😂 I wish I could like this multiple times
I don't ever remember ever getting a vehicle book from a car.
I always have a nerd outfit in my inventory and I wear it before I read book to get double points. Is working like a charm. The L6 I have now, gives me 50% possibility for double points.... I am in day 35 and I have already maxed out almost everything.
Another amazing perfect Glock9 ending! 🤣🤣
Lol Love the duck hunt music joke C:
I like that music..