The Best of B. Dylan Hollis Compilation #2
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Finally decided to Do anotha comp featuring Hollis! Besides that, go check him out before or after you watch this comp! He's Amazing! :D
hope you guys enjoy this ^W^
credit goes to him UwU
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“I woke up gay again, today. Now I gotta go do gay shit.” Will never not be funny.
Best out of pocket joke (I think)
7:23
"I know it's funny taking dental advice from a British citizen"
Wait he's british?...huh...
@@JG-jb1wl he’s Bermudian, technically
The thing is, the brits have excellent dental health...they just don't have the same cosmetic levels as US does.
@@smokenova That's what universally available, free at the point of use dental care will do for ya.
Although, it's been less than universal and getting worse since 2010 'cause, y'know, Tories. When healthcare budgets get aggressively slashed optical and dental care are the first things to go =\
When I was a kid I’d sometimes spend the night with my cousin. My aunt and uncle would leave out hydrogen peroxide and some baking soda to brush our teeth with.
It was kind of funky but it worked.
"Look, when it's 2 am and I'm covered in pop tart dust looking like a bowl of oatmeal with legs". Never has a Tik Tok make me feel so insecure about myself...
Why do people only know him for his cooking videos?!? The others are so fucking hilarious
he only posts his cooking on UA-cam also only.
Because his baking vids are hilarious
Because he only posts cooking on UA-cam.
BDH is the only reason why I'm tempted to venture into Tiktok
Honestly ive been using tiktok heaps and i don't think its worth it.
"It doesn't need salt, it needs help"
I love you Dylan! 🥰 💋
He's seems to have the same energy as Spencer from iCarly when it comes to handling certain items, but instead of fire,, there's the chance of an electric shock lol
I saw someone else do a video with the "Top energy this, bottom energy that" voice over. Had no idea it was him. Glad I found it! One of my favorite voice overs.
"when it's 2am and I am feeling sorry for myself, covered in poptart dust, looking like a bowl of oatmeal with legs..."
Me: ... Yes.
Nearly choked on my tea a few times. I greatly enjoy your humor Dylan!
Am I the only one confounded by the fact he seems to have the ability to move his eyes independently from each other? 2:10 he’s staring at the camera and in front of him at once like a goddamn chameleon
He goes cross-eyed, so only one eye had to move when he looks at the camera. Try it and record yourself. It'll look trippy.
You can do it to if you practice.
Go cross-eyed, then look left and back to cross-eyed.
Your right eye will stay in the same spot as your left eye moves.
@@crazyrobots6565 DONT PRACTICE!!! I have a lazy eye and it makes it worse and doing this will and can give you eye problems and make your eyes weaker
@@thinkofsomethin3176 that's an old wives tale, thankfully.
While it may temporarily cause fatigue in your eye muscles, it will not make them weaker in the long term or cause eye problems.
Just like using any muscle you usually don't, using your eye muscles in unusual ways will fatigue the muscles, but make them stronger in the long term.
I can do that. Freaked out my ex husband lol
"Top energy this, bottom energy that. I JUST WANT ENERGY."
I love him. 🍀
How is he a twig with abs? I’m not complaining but damn
No fat = all muscles look more intense
Genetically predisposed to have a higher basal metabolic rate. Aka, he burns more calories while sitting than the rest of us do while walking. People like that can't put fat on if they tried.
Someone on another video commented he looks like the child of Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter and now not only can I not unsee it but I’ve begun reasoning everything about him in favour of said theory despite reminding myself this is a real person who does not need my fan-theories being attached to him.
BUT YOU CAN SEE IT.
I have a friend like this. Not a drop of fat on him and riping with muscular body parts.
Thanks for including non baking related ones, I love them so Ive seen them about a hundred times, but since I dont have tiktok, I havent seen so many of the other ones. :)
^W^
I’m not sure why, but I’d like to be in the same friend group as this man
It's so interesting hearing Dylan say he's a British citizen, with an American accent, but also say certain words the British way. Like "adver-tis-ment" 😂 I find that so interesting.
I've only recently started noticing the differences between words and how they're pronounced and spelled. It's so fascinating. Not like super cool everyone should know lol, but as I've continued to learn and read about grammar and xyz about the English language... It was pointed out in a book I'm reading, and I've also started watching more British creators and noticed this, within the last decade maybe? So before that, just assumed British, Australian, and Canadian English was pronounced and spelled the same as in the US lol 🤷♂️😂❤️😇
If you're brought up in America it seems you're lead to believe American English is the correct pronunciation so, good on you for correcting the mistake of the Educational System!
Too be fair (speaking as a Welsh girl) the English language is all a bunch of stolen words from other countries anyway. XD
@@kuroiphox989 this is true! About the words from other languages. I love learning about the history of words and languages, almost like a linguist or etymologist I guess? So I enjoy learning these things.
As an American, I do love pronouncing some words that other English speaking countries pronounce them, like Canada or the UK for example lol I think it's great. Almost like Dylan would probably.
I don't think there's a right way to pronounce anything or spell anything, but growing older and noticing these things, has been entertaining for me lol 😇
Welsh is cool too! At one point, I've tried to comfortably pronounce that town name known to be the longest, but alas, it's still pretty difficult to just read off the bat. It's easier hearing it over and over but without hearing the correct way, it's hard to read the spelling, especially if you're not accustomed to reading Welsh.
@@MattFromHawaii Oh no, I think pronunciation is fairly dependent on what you prefer, honestly. So long as the other person your talking to, understands what it is you're referring to! Though I will say, British pronunciation of "Aluminium" is correct lol.
Welsh is, not as bad to learn honestly. The pronunciation is a bit tricky but you can get it down then you're good. Llanfair PG is difficult, cause it's stupidly long but there is a song on UA-cam breaking down how to speak it. Believe it or not, I may be Welsh but it took me a while to learn it too. 🤣
@@babiskissanis2367 oh cool! I didn't know where he was from but that's more interesting now! Lol well I guess people can adopt other country's accent, as I've had a friend from New Zealand loose her accent after spending years living in the US. But she also is bilingual as well, which is interesting cause when we speak in Japanese, it sounds 'normal'? Idk. But this happens a lot I feel when a lot of my other friends who have different accents speak in another language where it sounds different. But I guess those type of inflections wouldn't translate at all or need to. But it's interesting to think about.
@@babiskissanis2367 He's from Bermuda, actually.
Thank you for adding the first one, that's actually super cool to know!
^W^ your welcome!
I'll be honest, that first Peroxide one threw me through a loop.
Peroxide has a LOT of uses.
Kills bacteria and any other gunk that your body shouldn't have. It's also good for wound cleansing. Even bad cyctic acne (hubby has it awful and cleared it up quick)
So it doesn't surprise me he talked about cleaning teeth with it.
@@Pistonrager hello, Stalin
@@BotulinSpikedMarzipan Hello!
@@Pistonrager Is diesel Bad?
When he was making that bean pie and said good morning damn😅🤒💍
RIGHT??? He's always joking about his looks and how he can't get a date and I'm over here like SIR????
Why is no one talking about “American commercials” being so accurate? I’m dying 😂😂😂
Okay I found this guy some time ago and he is an absolute treasure. If I'm down I find this guy and I'm always cheered up
That energy rant hit close to home, fuck....
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE LMFAO
Especially since I made my username on the switch "thatgaysht"
That last one legitimately killed me. Now my ghost is struggling with a touch screen.
If I woke up Bi today.. does that mean I can go do "curvy shit"?
Yes yes you may😎
Man you need your own talk show cooking show something I could watch you everyday for ever.
i love how your accent sounds neutral to me (an american) and yet you say the silliest things like, "adVERTisment"
anytime I'm having a...challenging day, I find your videos, laugh my ass off & I feel so much better, assless & all!!
'I just want ENERGY!'
SAME!
The energy rant at *7:07* ..yeah, I felt that.
“It doesn’t need salt! It needs help!”
Just.. mood
7:06 So relatable, eating more usually give more energy but also makes one uncomfortable in other was. So you end up skinny, ripped and tired.
Frog eye salad is a staple in the Midwest. It's like ambrosia salad gone wrong.
That last one really made me chuckle.
I've got those push light switches in my house! They're so satisfying.
Omg I thought all he did was cook crazy WWll food lol 🤣
As an American, I can confirm that the ad thing is accurate. Far too accurate. Especially when you live with older people. I live with my grandparents, and these are the ads I hear on the radio, on UA-cam, at the doctor, and literally everywhere else because fucking Medicare and all its look-alikes exist. Also lawyers.
That lamp is beautiful, and would cost a fortune if you bought it like that!
I made pistachio ice cream with Jello pudding and canned whip cream!
It worked😁⚡️!
My daughter loves it.
The thing is… I didn’t use sugar. Just instant pistachio pudding & can whip cream.
Thanks, Dylan…
"Thank you for cooperating today"
Beans: "We heard that!!!"
The last one, thanks! I have to use it on a few friends of mine.
I love this guy!!!
Omg that lamp is GORGEOUS!
DYLAN: MAKES AN IMPRESSED FACE
DYLAN: "...Good heavens..."
ME: Nearly spits out drink laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man might just get me to download tiktok
I love those light switches!
He needs a hug
The author calls This her comfort food.. i Call it a mistake...
😂😂😂😂
Dylan. Your energy? WHERE?!?
Mr Hollis 🤝 me
Living in Wyoming: the buttfuck middle of nowhere
I absolutely love you Dylan. You are one of the most entertaining people. Love your sense of humor. Do not understand why you are single. You are attractive and talented and seem to have a wonderful personality. If you ever come to Ohio I would love to meet you.
You are fabulous!!! Glad you're British like me! Keep up the good work. Xx
"THICKASS WHIPLASH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dylan...you put Henry on the spot right there...he has a BONE to pick with you.
Omg your are hysterical 🤣. Love the lamp. Gonna try something like that but in bronze. Yeehaa baby, love the shorts.
Had no idea you did other video's other than food ones; I think they're just as funny.
That and baking soda mixture too. Amazing what people will buy into. When the old way of doing things most of the time works lol
Beauty AND brains....XOXO
The last one is me every morning 🤣
I am here for that floor lamp remodel. Great job, Dyl!
Did I just see Dylan make a RuneScape reference?
WHY DID OBLIGATORY GOURD GET ME OF EVERYTHING IN THE VIDEO
Damn I want my own Henry
my house still has those light switches
The abject sadness at powdered milk is the correct reaction to powdered milk.
1:21 obligatory gourd
HENRY!! U ALIVE??? SPEAK TO ME!!!😵💫😵😂😂
I had to stop the video to laugh a few times--you are so funny.
This...*this* is why I finally downloaded TickTok, this man right here!
The temptation to do the same is REAL!!!
I won't lie the 1 before the last tictok is a whole mood
He's cute thou
I think you are wonderful. I wish you all the best in everything you do. 💝🙏💝
Thank you for making me smile.
Yep. I use hydrogenated peroxide the same way in my waterpick.
A RUNESCAPE GNOME! I like him even more.
Timestamp?
@@RavenSutcliffe
0:35
4:17 “Goodnight😊”
“GoŌd m°rNinG👹”
You mean to tell me i can be lazy and clean my teeth faster by using hydrogen peroxide and water instead of toothpaste? Absolute genius i wonder if they sell that stuff here
I do think it's a substitute for brushing. Just a whitening method.
this man is british but only sounds british when yelling.
4:58 fave
The correct pronunciation of “advertisement” thawed my ice cold tomato soup cake (1964).
I want to make that ice cream with black cherry jello.
I think that would SLAP
How is this guy not a voice actor?
Enjoy the recipes, I am old enough that I remember some of theses frome the time I was a young Bride and did not know how to cook
I specialized in Spam.
ya can't put the funniest one at the end like that
Considering your love of vintage, I'm surprised to see you using what appears to be a modern coffee maker. I recommend you seek out a vintage vacuum coffee maker. You'll thank me.
It's funny cause whenever am on Instagram reels and I see those people who have their hair dyed and messy,wearing awesome black and any color clothes,chokers,sexy ass make up and with the softest broken faces,I get jealous cause dress up for the wrong kind of people like parents who say that there's nothing wrong with my child but they have some kind of undiagnosed condition!!
>\\`^`\< •+/>//•
I love this man
I wish he did all his videos shirtless! 😍😍
Small warning, white teeth make it hard to spot pathological changes under a tooth's surface.
O B L I G A T O R Y G O U R D
Sometimes he really gives me 10th Doctor from Doctor Who vibes. And I love it! xD
If I had to pick a David Tennant character I'd say Dylan has the most insane Crowley energy I've ever seen but yeah there are glimpses of Ten in there too 😂😂😂😂
@@RavenSutcliffe omg yes Crowley!!!
@@claragreenfield6317 one of the things that really sells it for me is the yelling at inanimate objects into compliance (his oven and the lard, primarily, but also various ingredients and cookbooks) and talking to dead people across the centuries 😂😂😂😂😂
Also the "I'm on my 10th cup of coffee" energy
@@RavenSutcliffe omg you are so right xD
This is one of the prettiest men I ever seen. Why's he feel bad going on Instagram xD
I have ever seen …..feeling…
I live in Wyoming and I'd talk about it XD
His magic ice cream recipe is on HIS channel now.
I love him
OMG, you are sooooo freaking funny 🤣😂
He reminds me of robin Williams 😆
NO NO NO NO NO I"M in LOVE with HENRYYYYYYYY .......please put a scarf on Henry He's cold , very
cOLD. thanks for the videos , knock me off my chair. hahahahaha why, I'll never tell...maybe later.....if I live that long hahahahaha
I wish I was this funny
I so understand! But I come from old Drug store.