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  • @raniyakhan9833
    @raniyakhan9833 10 місяців тому +275

    10:23 When does a joke become a dad joke?
    When it becomes apparent 😂😂😂

  • @BriannaYT
    @BriannaYT  10 місяців тому +145

    Comment your Best Dad Joke 10:23! The best one will be pinned and receives a 50% off code to BriMerch.com! ❤

    • @sonyabartlett2002
      @sonyabartlett2002 10 місяців тому +10

      What's a cats favorite soda? Dr . Purper

    • @joffdorling3562
      @joffdorling3562 10 місяців тому +4

      Where do cows go on Saturday night? They go to the mooovies😂😂

    • @THERIAN-v7t
      @THERIAN-v7t 10 місяців тому +8

      Here's my dad joke:Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

    • @Meepnarwhals
      @Meepnarwhals 10 місяців тому +4

      What noise does a witch’s vehicle Make
      Broom broom

    • @zINgEli
      @zINgEli 10 місяців тому +5

      What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-pule

  • @Dabombcom1o1
    @Dabombcom1o1 10 місяців тому +8

    10:23
    a lady was expecting the plumber at 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock came and went, no plumber. same with 11,12, and 1 o'clock, still no plumber. she concluded he wasn't coming, and left to go shopping. while she was gone the plumber knocked on the door. the ladies parrot, which was in a cage by the door said "Who is it?" the plumber responded "it's the plumber."
    he thought it was the lady who said "Who is it?" and waited for her to open the door. when it didn't happen, he knocked on the door again and again every time the parrot said "Who is it?" and every time while getting louder said " IT IS THE PLUMBER!!!" still nobody answered the door. the plumber pounds the door and the parrot says "Who is it?" "It's THE DANG PLUMBER!!!!" this went on 10 more times until the plumber kicked the door in had a heart attack and fell dead. the lady came home horrified and said "Who is that!' the parrot then said "it's the dam plumer!" 🤣(Dad dies laughing while slapping his knee as his kids either look confused or look like they have seen it ALL)

  • @sunshinebre6575
    @sunshinebre6575 10 місяців тому +65

    Happy Easter Bri, we love u, only Bri fans can like

  • @SportsAndMore99
    @SportsAndMore99 10 місяців тому +6

    10:23
    Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me.
    Love your vids Bri they make my day so much better.

  • @melissa_83628
    @melissa_83628 10 місяців тому +38

    10:23 Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit a-low-ha

  • @AriaParisian
    @AriaParisian 10 місяців тому +6

    Happy Easter, Bri and her subs!

  • @kenna9570
    @kenna9570 10 місяців тому +10

    Hey everyone! Happy Easter! 🐰🥚🧺

  • @KidKing-zi5dd
    @KidKing-zi5dd 10 місяців тому +10

    "What did the ocean say
    to the beach?"
    "Nothing, it just waved." I think this is gonna be the best

  • @ritigna13
    @ritigna13 10 місяців тому +85

    Happy Easter you all!! Have a blessed one❤❤

  • @JordyandKaMyiah
    @JordyandKaMyiah 10 місяців тому +5

    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"
    "Pilgrims."

  • @sunshinebre6575
    @sunshinebre6575 10 місяців тому +19

    I love u bri, ur the best, only Bri fans can like

  • @Millyscm
    @Millyscm 10 місяців тому +26

    Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dinner.
    A: Because it was already stuffed!
    Haha

  • @nataliyakuznyetsova3940
    @nataliyakuznyetsova3940 10 місяців тому +26

    How did the scarecrow win an award?
    It was outstanding in its field

  • @CharliesAnimals
    @CharliesAnimals 10 місяців тому +3

    I’m afraid of a calendar… why?
    Because it’s days are numbered 😅

  • @Ilikechessandediting
    @Ilikechessandediting 10 місяців тому +20

    Chase violate preston right here 0:24

  • @Chandler961
    @Chandler961 10 місяців тому +2

    What did the horse say after it tripped?
    Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!😂😂😂

  • @Thedragonworkshop
    @Thedragonworkshop 10 місяців тому +14

    Ooooo yes! Happy Easter!!!!🐣

  • @sangeedhas2824
    @sangeedhas2824 10 місяців тому +2

    Happy easter bri !we love you❤❤❤❤🎉🎉

  • @gamechannelminecraft6583
    @gamechannelminecraft6583 10 місяців тому +287

    "Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼....,,,

  • @FantasticGREENBEANS
    @FantasticGREENBEANS 10 місяців тому +67

    1 like=1 cartwheel
    Update 🤸🏻‍♀️: I better get to work MOMMY IM FAMOUS ❤❤❤

  • @wonzzo
    @wonzzo 10 місяців тому +7

    Happy Easter and great video!

  • @torbertfamilyclips4089
    @torbertfamilyclips4089 10 місяців тому +16

    10:23 Why do dad's always bring an extra pair of socks to the golf course?
    In case they get a hole-in-one
    Happy Easter y'all

  • @Motorbro360
    @Motorbro360 10 місяців тому +7

    What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef. I'm doing this so I can get eilowis plush cuz I cant get a cat. yours is so cute

  • @achiaaappiah-mensah177
    @achiaaappiah-mensah177 10 місяців тому +1

    Congrats 🎉🎈🎊🍾 to almost 13 million subscribers

  • @nora_rose-1322
    @nora_rose-1322 10 місяців тому +22

    10:23 I’m afraid of the calendar it’s days are numbered

  • @elizabethprice5695
    @elizabethprice5695 7 місяців тому +1

    I have a fear of speed bumps but i’m slowly getting over it

  • @Thedragonworkshop
    @Thedragonworkshop 10 місяців тому +5

    10:23 my dad jokes
    What’s brown and sticky? A stick
    What’s the most condescending bear? A pan-DUH!
    Three guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked
    A goose yelled to his friend “duck!!” The other guy said “why? We’re underwater”
    I love you bri I’ve been watching you and Preston for about 5-6 years

    • @Thedragonworkshop
      @Thedragonworkshop 10 місяців тому

      If anyone likes these can you boost it so she sees it?

  • @MariAndSeals
    @MariAndSeals 10 місяців тому +1

    “What makes a dad joke?” “Pretty much anything you say to him”

  • @crystalplayz484
    @crystalplayz484 10 місяців тому +7

    hi!
    You are my favorite youtuber

  • @AmyWang-vh7qu
    @AmyWang-vh7qu 10 місяців тому +1

    Happy Easter 🐣 I love ur vids!!! ❤️

  • @THARKS273
    @THARKS273 10 місяців тому +4

    HAPPY EASTER BRI

  • @PWRMonarch
    @PWRMonarch 9 місяців тому +1

    What do you do when someone is talking behind your back? Turn around.😂😂😂

  • @Flowersandplants_21
    @Flowersandplants_21 10 місяців тому +14

    Love you Bri

  • @Ryry_cat
    @Ryry_cat 9 місяців тому +1

    Knock knock who’s their lil old lady lil old lady who? Wow I did not know you knew how to yodel! Bri you and Preston are my favorite UA-camrs Ty❤

  • @ThunderVR101
    @ThunderVR101 10 місяців тому +3

    Dad joke:When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef also:Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

  • @KayceeWilliams-g6t
    @KayceeWilliams-g6t 10 місяців тому +1

    What do you call a bee’s favorite place to sting? A Bee-hind!!😂

    • @jenksd
      @jenksd 9 місяців тому

      It's bee hive

    • @jenksd
      @jenksd 9 місяців тому

      Not funny

  • @hodnettfam
    @hodnettfam 10 місяців тому +4

    People under 1 hour!!!

  • @mc73749
    @mc73749 8 місяців тому +1

    Bob has no arms. Knock knock WHO’S THERE? Not bob 😂😂😂

  • @MaverickHartzell
    @MaverickHartzell 10 місяців тому +56

    Only true fans can like this

  • @lvads162
    @lvads162 5 місяців тому +1

    Dad joke: why are there pop tarts if there are no mom tarts?
    Because of the pastreyarchy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aminathabdulrasheed559
    @aminathabdulrasheed559 10 місяців тому +14

    1 like
    Brianna is awesome

    • @AllieBuck-s2b
      @AllieBuck-s2b 10 місяців тому +2

      YESSS SHE IS AWESOME!!! B YOU!!!❤❤❤

  • @Skyriver8365
    @Skyriver8365 10 місяців тому +1

    Why did the skeleton, not go sky diving
    He didn’t have the guts to do it 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @calebplum4950
    @calebplum4950 10 місяців тому +50

    100 push-ups for every like

    • @calebplum4950
      @calebplum4950 7 місяців тому +3

      If this comic gets 10,000 likes, I will do 5,000 push-ups for every like

    • @Ryder340
      @Ryder340 6 місяців тому

      GIVE ME 3800 NOW!!!😂

  • @Ph_Ezekiel18
    @Ph_Ezekiel18 9 місяців тому

    13:54 “that is something from my nightmares” lol😂😂😂

  • @waterandfire002
    @waterandfire002 10 місяців тому +45

    who does not lke pineapple on pizza like this comment

    • @Sprungmoss
      @Sprungmoss 9 місяців тому

      Me 😂

    • @bmpjbi
      @bmpjbi 9 місяців тому +1

      Me😂

    • @Starlight-w1v7s
      @Starlight-w1v7s 9 місяців тому +3

      I like pineapple on pizza

    • @danielfadok3630
      @danielfadok3630 8 місяців тому

      I am going to throw up

    • @cmjohanna18
      @cmjohanna18 7 місяців тому

      I feel like it doesn’t belong why was it created even in the first place?

  • @mellisajones9453
    @mellisajones9453 10 місяців тому +2

    10:23 why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
    Because he wanted to go to high school. 😂

  • @taylorglenn216
    @taylorglenn216 9 місяців тому +3

    Love 🍍 on pizza

  • @lifeofaneighborhoodfairy
    @lifeofaneighborhoodfairy 10 місяців тому +1

    Happy Easter 🐣🐇🐰

  • @LunaBrys-uz6pv
    @LunaBrys-uz6pv 8 місяців тому +6

    I liked my own coment because nobody wannted to 😢😢😢😢

  • @lindsaygardiner838
    @lindsaygardiner838 10 місяців тому +11

    1 like:1cartweel😊

  • @SOME-RANDOMDUDE-f8s
    @SOME-RANDOMDUDE-f8s 10 місяців тому +1

    Chase when he hit that watermelon daaang 😂

  • @bhupinderkaur7815
    @bhupinderkaur7815 8 місяців тому +5

    1 like=1 backflip

  • @JohnniNott-yl2sy
    @JohnniNott-yl2sy 9 місяців тому +1

    Dude the cover reminds me of ‘ she’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair 😂😂😂😂

  • @molliegarrett7254
    @molliegarrett7254 10 місяців тому

    You are amazing with dad jokes! I love your videos!

  • @CorrineWhitlock
    @CorrineWhitlock 10 місяців тому +1

    Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one 😂

  • @leonardhochstein4648
    @leonardhochstein4648 9 місяців тому

    I don’t often tell dad jokes…
    But when I do, I make them laugh

  • @sanchoutomwen250
    @sanchoutomwen250 10 місяців тому

    Happy Easter everyone 💓💗💕💖

  • @Eistreemcards
    @Eistreemcards 9 місяців тому +1

    What did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid at school. Bison. LOL LOL LOL

  • @Stellamooreandrosieblank
    @Stellamooreandrosieblank 10 місяців тому

    I have been watching your videos for 2 years bri and preston ❤❤❤

  • @RaelynSprague-rj3vs
    @RaelynSprague-rj3vs 8 місяців тому

    When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back 😁😁

  • @richardmeyers4124
    @richardmeyers4124 10 місяців тому

    Hoppy Easter Bree, Chase, and Preston 🐰

  • @Kapianimationsoffical
    @Kapianimationsoffical 3 місяці тому +1

    How do trees get on the internet? They log in

  • @Matúš-k4g
    @Matúš-k4g 5 місяців тому +1

    And also if there was Temu don't buy lego off the website Temu

  • @pjokoltchp
    @pjokoltchp 10 місяців тому +2

    Why was the man at the Walmart BBQ aisle so happy?
    He met the grill of his dreams!

  • @mrs.sanchezclassroom7901
    @mrs.sanchezclassroom7901 10 місяців тому

    What kind of peas look like they’ve been in a fight?
    Black eyed peas 😂😂😂 I Love You Bri !

  • @VanessaSciortino-b8k
    @VanessaSciortino-b8k 4 місяці тому +1

    Me: Knock knock
    You: who’s there?
    Me: Nobody
    You: nobody who?
    Me: Nobody just a skeleton

  • @TSwift-slime
    @TSwift-slime 2 місяці тому

    LOVE YOUR CHANNEL BRI

  • @bashwithsashnagoor.4549
    @bashwithsashnagoor.4549 10 місяців тому +1

    I love your videos and thank you for them ❤😊

  • @Stellamooreandrosieblank
    @Stellamooreandrosieblank 10 місяців тому +1

    I love Eloise and Kelsey's dogs

  • @beyene.e
    @beyene.e 10 місяців тому +1

    What do you call cheese that is not your nachocheese 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rylee812
    @Rylee812 10 місяців тому +1

    What do clouds wear?
    Thunderwear

  • @JazminCamp-g1v
    @JazminCamp-g1v 10 місяців тому +1

    No pineapple on pizza but I love Brianna 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

  • @Starlight.medaows123
    @Starlight.medaows123 8 місяців тому +1

    Why did the banana go to the doctor Cause he wasn’t peeling well loll😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moanajoseph1742
    @moanajoseph1742 6 місяців тому

    Why do I like egg jokes. Because it cracks me up😂

  • @AdelineEliza
    @AdelineEliza 3 місяці тому

    What do you call an egg that's laughing... he's craving up!😂

  • @wolfethewolfgamer
    @wolfethewolfgamer 10 місяців тому

    10:32
    Why do golfers always bring two golf clubs?
    Because they might get a hole in one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ldsgurl03
    @ldsgurl03 9 місяців тому

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! YOU ARE THE BEST! 😁😁😁

  • @angiehernandez9925
    @angiehernandez9925 10 місяців тому +1

    Dogs can’t operate MRI machines because it is called a CAT scan for a reason🤣😂🤣😂

  • @ScottPistorius
    @ScottPistorius 10 місяців тому

    I don't often tell dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 BTW I'm subscribed u are one of my favorite UA-camrs😊😊😊😊😊

  • @AmeliaZinck
    @AmeliaZinck 5 місяців тому

    Never try eating a clock it’s very time-consuming lol😂😂😂

  • @ZachJohnson-cn7fl
    @ZachJohnson-cn7fl 9 місяців тому +1

    What do bees use to brush their hair a honeycomb

  • @heatherchambers2047
    @heatherchambers2047 10 місяців тому

    Dad joke. what is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard
    Space bar 😂😂😂

  • @PiaAguila-f6e
    @PiaAguila-f6e 10 місяців тому

    10:23
    why did the pie go to the dentist?
    to get a filling!
    I love you, Bri! ❤

  • @gabbygals720
    @gabbygals720 10 місяців тому +1

    Daily reminder, nothing is dangerous It’s the person who holds the weapon that makes it dangerous

  • @Rainspergotyou
    @Rainspergotyou 9 місяців тому

    What’s black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.✨

  • @havenjuliette8380
    @havenjuliette8380 10 місяців тому +1

    Yeah, I still have my blow dart from Amazon and the other one that my dad ordered to that’s why you have to be careful with some of that stuff but it’s totally safe especially the blow dart one but yeah, that’s what I was talking about like what Chase was thinking in this video and why people carry around that I’m just hoping that’s not banned forever plus most of the stuff got banned because of like for 12-year-olds and stuff like that but those are the only reasons why

  • @KM7_1998
    @KM7_1998 10 місяців тому

    what do you call a dear with no eyes?
    I HAVE NO EYE DEER!🦌🤣

  • @antra1234
    @antra1234 10 місяців тому +1

    I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
    Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
    Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole-in-one!
    Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
    Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is.

  • @Nora.and.Chloe1
    @Nora.and.Chloe1 10 місяців тому

    Happy Easter everybody

  • @ElizabethJacobs-f9p
    @ElizabethJacobs-f9p 8 місяців тому

    You’re my favorite you tuber Brianna❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @marialchavez30
    @marialchavez30 10 місяців тому

    And to say to everybody, happy Easter☺️☺️☺️💗🐇🐇

  • @LunaBrys-uz6pv
    @LunaBrys-uz6pv 10 місяців тому +1

    Knock knock, who's there, you, you who, you who big summer blowout. 😂

  • @4NG3L_L1C4
    @4NG3L_L1C4 9 місяців тому +1

    4:43 can be used for roleplaying

  • @phenixblox3611
    @phenixblox3611 10 місяців тому

    “What the the golfer get two pants ?”
    “Because it got a hole in one 😂” 10:23

  • @jenksd
    @jenksd 9 місяців тому

    Happy Easter! 🐥

  • @LilianaFabian-px8rz
    @LilianaFabian-px8rz 9 місяців тому +1

    What do you call the security guards for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy

  • @kirstyjackson630
    @kirstyjackson630 10 місяців тому +1

    Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
    In case there is a salad dressing!
    What did the pig learn at karate?
    *PORK CHOPPPP!*
    Why is cold water insecure?
    Nobody calls it hot!
    A cheese factory exploded in France.
    There was da brie everywhere!
    Why are piggy banks so wise?
    They are filled with common cents

  • @braylin-gu8gh
    @braylin-gu8gh 10 місяців тому +1

    Why do dads take an extra pair of socks?
    Incase they get a hole in one

  • @a_wierd_person
    @a_wierd_person 10 місяців тому

    Did you know that there's a musical instrument in your bathroom? A tuba toothpaste 😂 also, I was going to tell a vegetable joke, but it's a bit corny